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Louie CK literally did nothing wrong

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Louie CK literally did nothing wrong
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>>750624442
Well yeah, he did, and he's kind of a creep for it, but we kind of all knew Louie was a creep. He kind of comes out of this free unlike the others because his whole gag is that he's the unfortunate clown who we all laugh at. This kind of makes me like him more. It confirms all the weird shit I already thought about him. Looking forward to his new special that he's gonna have to release on YouTube.
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>>750624442
He did a lot of things wrong. His daughters are going to be so fucked up...
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>>750624442
You're right. He's the first person to get the raw end for just getting horny around chicks. I was pretty sure this would happen eventually. It just sucks it was him.

Weinstein and Spacey are legitimate fucking pervs. He asked all these women. They consented. It's stupid he's in the same category as these other asswipes.
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>>750624442
Agreed.
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>>750624442
Yes, he did. He used his power to force women to watch or listen to his fat ugly ass masturbate. How would you like it if some old wrinkly old fat lady made you watch or listen?
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>>750624442
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>>750624728
Didn't he like, ask first in these claims and when they said no just left it? This is gonna fuck up his career over really fucking minor bullshit.
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>>750624728
not really pervs though

non have been charged, put on trail and been found guilty yet
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>>750624442
He asked permission of grown up women.

But women are so inequal to men, so weak, so in need of protection, that their consent cannot be trusted or relied upon, because they are nothing more than children.
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>>750624934
He said he did, and several of the claims said he did. There's like one claim that says he just did it, but if you read their stories, they sound like garbled gibberish.

An invite to a hotel room? I mean come the fuck on. That's always to bang. Imagine if every woman you've ever hit on, drunk or sober, or tried to fuck, suddenly came forward on CNN to talk about you.
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>>750624442
I hate to say it, but I think the story is far from over. From my understanding, he'll be lucky if those five women are the only ones who speak out against him.
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>>750624918
>made them watch
((((made)))) as in forced them?
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>>750625136
I've been in business my whole life. Can't even remember how many times I've stayed in a hotel.

I can guarantee you that no female ever came to my hotel room who didn't have an intention of fucking. None. Zip. Nada.

Every female who came to my hotel room in all my years was either someone who I brought on the trip to fuck (wife, gf), or someone who I met who came to the room to fuck.

If I had to meet with a female colleague who I wasn't intending to fuck, we would meet in the lobby, or business center or conference room.

You don't invite rando women to your room for all kinds of good reasons, not the least of which is you never want to put yourself in a position to be accused of something you have no intention of doing.

TLDR: Women who go to your hotel room are there to fuck. Period. They say differently, they're lying.
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Aw shit what did i miss ?
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>>750625775
The hotel room deal was one story that specifically involved the Aspen Comedy Festival where people are probably going back to each other's hotel rooms to discuss business and shoot the shit all the fucking time. (SOURCE: I've been to festivals where that happens and people aren't trying to fuck you).
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>>750624442
it's not entirely unexpected but it's not entirely alright. from the sound of it he made efforts to apologize to these people years before this came out and hopefully he hadn't done anything like that since

on that note i am going to be cancelling my netflix and letting them know it's because they chose to dump his next special, and it's sort of the last straw for an already dwindling catalog anyways

what lou did was really pervy but from whats come out so far he's not a rapist so... really toeing the line. mischief at best professional/ sexual misconduct at worst
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>>750624442
Both yes and no. He didn't rape anyone, but just whipping your dick out and jerking off in front of people isn't exactly cool either.

It'll be buried with all the other rapists in Hollywood getting ousted.
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>>750624442
glad this cuck got exposed. Fuck hollywood
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>>750626004
The CK jerking off in front of female comedians and coworkers rumors were confirmed via the NYT.
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>>750626092
Oh, doesn't change the fact he's funny as fuck. Super pervy and weird tho.
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>>750626082
butt hurt nigger detected
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What's wrong with asking someone if you can jerk it in front of them? Its not like he just whipped it out and started rubbing one out. He asked, which makes him a polite dude.
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He's just like the rest but because he's an Irish fag who's trying to be a dirty Jew, he is protected. He's about as funny as a shit flavored lolipop and about as useful as one too.
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>>750626282
c u c k
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We should start reporting ugly women showing too much skin for sexual assault.
It's so damn traumatizing ....
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Someone care to TL;DR the situation? Can't be fucked to google it.
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>>750626715
He masturbated in front of some women
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>>750626715
Right fucking there.
>>750626092

You lazy shite. Read the thread.
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>>750626459
exactly, the man is a gentleman and a scholar
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>>750626894
Meh, reading is hard.
>>750626828
Cheers, mate.
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le bongo horse
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>>750626048
It doesn't sound like something he's proud of. That being said, it doesn't change my opinion of him. Kevin Spacey on the other hand... I think American Beauty will watch very differently now.
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tfw my girlfriend had the fucking prescreen link of his new movie cause her stepdad's a producer and i passed on the opportunity to watch it cause i was planning on seeing it in theatres and now i might never have the chance
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>>750624639
the Jews control youtube
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>>750625596
As in stood between them and the door
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>>750625775
You're retarded. Literally.
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>>750624442
He's a fat moron who committed literal career suicide to jerk off in front of a bunch of Jew whores.

Went full fucking retard.

I hope I run into him whenever I'm out shopping at Target, I'll bet he'd be hilarious in that red vest.
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>>750629641
HE'LL KICK YOUR FUCKIN ASS
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>>750629834
That's a funny way of asking me if I have a Target card.
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>>750630058
Louie CK Net Worth:
$25 Million
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>>750624918
Louis always took no for an answer
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>>750629641
stop wasting oxygen
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>>750630343
Don't be a retard. That's obviously going to change now. His upcoming shows are cancelled, all projects are being halted, and he's going to basically be shunned by the rest of these Hollywood cucks.

Inb4 C.K suicide.
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CK is trash anyway
>trying to be funny by showing how pathetic you are
sounds like what every female comedian ever does when they talk about their pussy
it's the most beta defense mechanism ever and finding it funny shows how bad your sense of humor is.
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>>750630625
Stop kissing celebrity ass. I hope they all go down.
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>>750624639
He's going to jail for rape and he didn't even touch anyone. It's probably just a prank.
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>>750624934
Nah this isn't gonna fuck up his carrer, his carrer is made already and he is a fucking great comedian.

He handled it like a champ too, he didn't do anything too horrible and he went like "Yep, I did that, I fucked up, I wish I hadn't."

He's still cool in my book.
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>>750630674
Most comedians are self depreciating. Name one who isn't.
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currently watching his netlfix special, I forgive em.
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>>750630880
George Carlin.
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>>750624442
This is Louis response

http://deadline.com/2017/11/louis-c-k-apology-statement-on-sexual-harassment-charges-1202205889/
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>>750630880
most aren't, yes maybe some jokes here and there but dedicating your entire persona to being a pathetic loser is really sad and unfunny
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>>750624442
Just like Hitler.
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>>750624442
I really don't understand how this man can call himself a comedian. I've watched around 4 hours of stand up with him and laughed twice. I hope this kills his career and he'll kill himself.
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>>750631069
It's fucking hilarious is what it is. Get some taste.
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>>750631421
>>I dont like him so I hope his whole life goes to shit.

Great attitude there. I'm sure you are a great boon to everyone around you.
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>>750631421
you are probably a fucking faggot that thinks Ralphie May was funny
faggot
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>>750624728
>Weinstein and Spacey are legitimate fucking pervs
Even Weinstein and Spacey are in whole different categories. Spacey just behaved like an average homosexual. Weinstein has serious issues.
(Needless to say, both should be gassed to death in a fake shower room.)
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>>750631005
>suggestion city
We observe the greedy jew thrash wildly to secure his source of shekels
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>>750631633
thanks for the psychological analysis nobody cares about
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>>750632078
Obviously it got to you enough that you felt you needed to respond. Guess you're fragile as well as useless to everyone you know.
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I know the former building manager for the comedy cellar. Louis ck used to get blow jobs in the stairwell and there were cameras so they could see.

Said his dick was like a cork.

He also said he would eat food out of the garbage
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>>750624442
I can see how an autist might think that.
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>>750632139
I didn't read the thread but can I fart in your face, please? If you say no I'll do it anway, you know me.
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>>750630638
Anyone can life comfortably off a few million in the bank for the rest of their lives at his age. He can literally retire and not give a fuck.
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>>750632209
Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child.

The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the “Law of One” or global oneness. They are also advocates for love and peace on this planet.

They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there to the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness.

Crystal children’s auras aren’t specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn’t in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away.

The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don’t mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful.
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>>750624442
what happend
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>>750632384
JEW!!!! JEW!!!!!!!!! CLAPTRAPPING JEW!!!!!!!!
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>>750632139
Ahh the classic, "you responded so you must be mad" got any more analysis for us? Your struggle reeks.
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>>750632384
That’s a lot of autistic pasta that I’m not going to read.
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>>750632632
Yup u mad confirmed
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>>750632384
Shit like this makes me think Hitler had the right idea...
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>>750624442
yes he is a kike
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>>750632384
The fuck? Autism is "varying degrees of developmental neurological injury" it has nothing to do with Crystal memes and golden rays
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>>750632518
nothing, thats the point
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>>750632384


uh that's fine but can they use their powers to stop pissing in their pants? Seriously
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>>750631879
>defending a pathetic excuse of a man
>calling people a faggot

how's that neckbeard growing?
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>>750632632
I never said you were mad. But you are fragile enough to respond to the criticism about your character. And it got to you enough because you recognize the truth behind it. Sad thing is, it's such a part of you that it can come across in one simple sentence. People can read your entire character from one statement. Must really hit you hard that you are shallow enough to read that easily and fragile enough that the truth puts you on the defensive.

I really suggest you do some work on you anon. It looks like you need it.
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>>750632848
JEW
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>>750632941
>being this mad
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>>750632922
whats your favorite Jeff Dunham puppet?
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>>750632384
>crystal child
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>>750632995
>O RLY
Now that is a meme I haven't seen in a long time.
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>>750624728
This is great 4 all men, in the future rape and jerkin off in front of a chick is going to be the same crime, guess which one of these two we are going to choose.
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>>750624442

Him being a comedian is pretty fucking wrong.
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>>750632384
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>>750624999
And apparently they can withdraw that consent years or decades later.
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what i noticed
(bytheway, I acknowledge his career is fucked..)

he is pretty much the only public figure I have ever seen that said:

"Yes, I did that, the stories are true"

EVERY fucking public figure accused of a wrong they ACTUALLY DID, usually denies it, or offers the fuckingest weakest mea culpa of "IF I offended anyone"...

weird to see someone say, "Yes, I did it,:
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What is the difference between these two people? Is there even a difference?
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>>750624918
>comedian
>power
Kek stfu
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>>750624934
Masturbating in front of people you supervise is minor?

Do you know anyone that's masturbated in front of anyone they work with.
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>>750633367
He's playing the responsible up-front and truthful act. It's an act. He is being heavily advised at the moment by entire think tanks of PR litigious JEW LAWYERS
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>>750624442
of course he did nothing wrong, he's not politically right-of-center.
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>>750624442
This guy redpilled me on women. RIP sweet prince

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7AwcilxvSg
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>>750624442
kinda sad after reading all the replies, /b/ you've changed
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>>750632941
>does not realize how retarded it is to analyze a person from a post nobody gives a fuck about
>keeps trying to examine the person
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>>750625136
No, going to someone's hotel is not permission to fuck them.

I mean c'mon that's always to bang. Really dude.
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>>750633529
You definitely mad, son
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>>750633529
>Says it's retarded to analyze someone from a post.
>Analyzes someone from a post.

Hypocrisy, thy name is you.
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It's so funny that a few years ago people loved him cause he talked about masturbation, now everyone hates him for talking about masturbation.
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>>750633655
>Mad, thine name is (You)
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>>750625775
Lol you've been in business your whole life huh bud.
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Learn something interesting you Entertainment Tonite brainlets
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronvolt
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>>750624918
What power does Louis CO have? Minor fame? He said in his apology the power he had over women was their admiration for him? You think that's his fault? You think their admiration of him compelled then to stay and watch him jack off?

They consented. He's a person of zero consequence. These women wanted some level of fame and recognition because of the recent scandals in the media. Claiming they were forced into that situation is grasping at straws. Unless he actually promised them something or threatened their reputation or something of the like, there's no way he's guilty of anything other than being an ass to his wife.

To me this looks more like they regret opting into the act and are trying to spin it another way.
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>>750633692
Man, I really got to you. kek. I am going to reiterate my advice to do some work on yourself. If you don't you're going to break and ruin some lives.
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>>750633907
Oh, thanks for the analysis doc, I'll keep it in mind
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>>750633467
Even if it is a play, its almost disorienting.
Jew Lawyers, who cares, those people are predisposed to be be argumentative about minutae, so whatcha gonna do.


I am not apologist for Louis CK (though I thought he was entertainingly brashly funny)...

its just that every guilty person, when they finally are advised to take blame, INEVITABLY say:
"I apologize, IF the victim feels victimized" or shit like that.

then they usually say: "Im gonna disappear and spend more time with my family"....

so when somebody just says"
"Yup, I did it, its true", its kinda disorienting, no matter what the motivation or counsel.

someone actually acknowledging it, without firstly denying their actions, feels weird
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>>750633655
And where's my analysis of his character, as he made? I just pointed out that his post is meaningless and laughable.
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>>750624918
>Used his power
His strong will to masturbate ?
And why are these women spreading their legs for someone who abuses his "power" in the first place ? Not like he hurt them or forced them they literally consented by not saying no and getting the fuck out of there.
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>>750626459
The act of asking someone to jerk off in front of them is sexual harassment. People are not often exposed to people asking that question. Because of that people don't really know what an appropriate response would be. A rational person would probably assume it's a joke. And might jokingly say yes.

If asking someone to jerk off in front of them causes confusion and stress the consent was have under duress and may not be considered consent.

If it's someone that shares co-workers with you and is largely responsible for how your superiors view your employment stature then it is another thing altogether.
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>>750633529
You guys this shit is golden, way better than talking about Louis CK

Please continue
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We are going to reach the age where it becomes literally illegal for celebs to fuck groupies
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>>750630788

lol, if only tumblr ran the legal system then that would be true.
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>>750624999
Literally this. This pisses me off so much . If anything the women had more power because he has a family. They could have leveraged that against him or given him a prideful way out like "Maybe you are missing your wife, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and pretend you didn't propose this"
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>>750626082

Can you retards stop using the word "cuck" wrong?
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>>750634241

They all gave consent you dumb, social justice warrior cunt.
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>>750633367
Spacey definitely didn't deny his shit.

Spaceys was fuggin gross, who does that shit.
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>>750624442
Fuck him. I'm glad his career is fucked now. Louis Cuck King is not only less than funny, he makes rape jokes all the time and shits on everything because he is the One True Edgelord. Shithead. Can't wait til he loses his children and blows his own fucking head off. Or, since he is so anti-gun, jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Louis Cuck King. That has a nice ring to it.
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>>750634241
Go back to plebbit, you SJW cockstain.
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>>750626282
Louis "King Cuck" CK is a legitimate cuck who fantasises black bulls and hates the white race. You're the nigger, nigger.
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>>750632589
I watch better things. If Louis filed with Pamela I'll fucking rape him.
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>>750634183
>famous guy that you admire asks if he can jack off
>you agree because you want famous guy to like you and get ahead with your career
>he "had power over you" and "made you" watch him

The moment you let someone do something with or to you and, although you don't really want to, let him go through with it just because you want to use his position and fame to get your career ahead, it's YOUR FUCKING DECISION.

What is fucking wrong with america nowadays? If people view these actually as "victims" I hope ISIS wins. I'll take retarded religious extremists over this faggotry nonsense all day.
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>>750634868
CK = Cuck King. Sounds a little better, IMO
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None of this would have happened if he'd just asked if they wanted to fuck like a normal person.
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>>750634241
So basically assume everyone is fully retarded and understands nothing. k
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>>750634867
Kek buddy, maybe you just need to learn how to think like a man and not a woman that's emotionally irrational and out of control.

Lemme put it to you like this. Ask yourself if you really think Louis c.k did nothing wrong or if the first thing that popped into your head was he's innocent and being taken advantage of and you automatically without a doubt thought that was the case for no reason other than the fact the idea popped in your head.

You have to ask yourself that every time you think or else your not being rational.
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>>750635081
>actually thinking ISIS is a thing.

How much CNN and MSNBC do you take in your daily morning enema?
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>>750624442
He wasted his seed. That is a sin in the eyes of his Lord.


Oh, wait, that's ironic. I mean, I'm not even millennial. Oh, shit.
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why couldn't he just use omegle like everyone else??
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>>750634241
This post is full of illogical arguments.

>People are not often exposed to people asking that question. Because of that people don't really know what an appropriate response would be.
I'm not often exposed to lions, but I know to get the fuck away from them if I am.
>A rational person would probably assume it's a joke.
A rational person would not assume it's a joke. They may hope it's a joke, but you cannot assume that's a joke. I would not assume the lion is a joke as it walks towards me.
>And might jokingly say yes.
No. No rational person says yes to something they are horrified at the thought of. They say no.
>If asking someone to jerk off in front of them causes confusion and stress the consent was have under duress and may not be considered consent.
You can consider it whatever you want, but you will be wrong. If you say yes, you are consenting. If you allow it to happen without protest you are consenting. Consent is a passive thing, not an active thing. If you do not consent to something, you will take a stand. Inaction is being complicit.
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How much of a fucking beta do you have to be to jerk off in front of women at your work to get satisfaction?
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>>750626048
>what lou did was really pervy
And who has not sinned in the eyes of the Lord?
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>>750635330
Because he has the balls to ask in person what you only have the balls to ask for over the internet where you can alt+f4 if you get embarrassed.
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>>750635349
Not the same. The lion is an immediate threat that cannot be reasoned with. I'm sure these women didn't think CK could beat the shit out of them, hell, maybe they did, but the social power he held over them made them feel obligated to say yes, even though they did not want to.

Understand that.
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>>750635245
Nah, I'm samefagging the fuck out of this thread. I don't think he's innocent, I think he's a fat stupid fuck, but I'm not going to get into the details of sexual harassment and other reddit-tier debate because the accusers are Jew whores who watched him jerk off, knowing they'd set him up later.

That makes him a dumbass, but I could care less about the supposed PTSD these spanks have about watching him bust one in a hotel room. Who actually gives a fuck?
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>>750635349
literally the only fucking sane guy here, where did you SJW redditors all come from?
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>>750635601
>spanks

Skanks. I wanted to get that right.
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>>750635201
Well you definitely have to gauge people. You have to listen to there tone of voice, body language, words, etc.

I mean shit man there is no excuse for not knowing that people often just say the first thing that pops in there head. Watch people make decisions while they're doing things. If you really just observe and non biasly criticize them to yourself it becomes evident they don't really use logic and shit.
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>>750630880
andrew dice clay
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>>750635620
4chan is for the sane and compassionate, now. your days of trolling are over.

buh-bye :)
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>>750624442
imagine the female version of LCK lifting her fat belly up so you could see her rubbing her ugly ass pussy while she makes a retarded face
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>>750635581
My bad man. I did not realize you were there and could mystically read the women's minds. Guess I should have done my homework better to debate your point.

Get a fucking grip. You probably cannot even understand your own self, let alone some random woman's mind in a situation you have no clue how it went down.
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>>750624639
i figure since he is a comedian that he will eventually commit suicide.
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>>750635785
Gr8 b8 m8.
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>>750635581
THE SOCIAL POWER
HAHAHAHAHA

It's interesting to witness such advanced mental gymnastics.
"Dude wtf, please take your cloth back on, this is getting weird, we thought you were joking".
It's so hard to when in reality all you wanna do is jump on his hype train and skyrocket your career, I know.
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>>750635885
Is that not what you are doing? Making assumptions?

In any case, these women are saying what they are saying now, and CK is fucked. Good riddance.
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>>750634756
he tinged his apology with the old nugget of:
"I mustve been drunk because I dont specifically remember, and oh yeah, I'm a faggot too" response.
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>>750635885
Faggot detected.

Who cares about their minds?
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>>750635742
>andrew dice clay
k, now name a comedian
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>>750629641
>jerk off in front of a bunch of Jew whores
whatsup with jacking off in front of others?

would they get off of the abstract "they dont wanna see me? but i make them stay"?

how is that supposed to be good or better than actually putting your d inside of a hole?
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>>750634003
Like he say.
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>>750632348

seriously he's got hundreds of millions.
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>>750636030
Knew it was a matter of time before this dyke came forward.
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>>750633379
I thought the left one was billy joel at first so...maybe?
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>>750632384

>forgiving nature

kek
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>>750636030
Yessss. Yes yes yes. I'm loving this. Fuck all these "stars". I hope more and more of them get their shit fucked up. Know what it's like to feel deep, burning shame. Lose everything they worked for.

Hope a bunch of them an hero. What a glorious time this is.
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>>750635975
No, I'm basing my argument off of the premise that you proposed. That they are rational people. Rational people behave certain ways. And you can almost always predict exactly how a rational person will act.

Your argument is based upon illogical statements and a false definition of the word "rational". Your position bends back on itself at the merest inspection.

I've not made a single statement about my opinion of what happened. Only what would have happened if the women were to have handled the situation in a rational manner.
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>>750635349
That's not true people freeze and play dead or panic and don't do anything all the time. Not to mention it's not a lion.

>you cannot assume it's a joke.
That's also incorrect most people would assume it's a joke. They did in fact assume it was a joke. He is a comedian.

>If you say yes you are consenting
False if I say I'll give you five dollars for you're house and someone jokingly says yes you do not own there house. If I say Hi hows it going can i murder you. And you say yes that does not make murder legal.

If you see a lion in a jungle what you do is largely dependent on you environment.

Your arguments are pretty bland.
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>>750634241
>The act of asking someone to jerk off in front of them is sexual harassment.
No, it is not. It is only one element of sexual harassment. Many women have asked me to jerk off in front of them and none of them harassed me sexually. Emotionally or financially, perhaps.
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>>750636092
Knowing that CK is a gigantic cuck, I wouldn't be surprised if the dirty looks got him off.
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>>750634557
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>>750636207
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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>>750636190
you know it won't make your own shitty life any better right? you sound like the guy going to and enjoying public exectuions tbh
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>>750636190
He didn't even sexually harass her. He was just mean to her.

Guys a cunt, but so are a lot of people. If we end up firing anyone who's been mean, more than half the populations gonna be out of work.
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#FirstTheyCameForLouis

then he came for them
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>>750636105
he's only worth about 25 million, but still more than enough to just live in paradise forever and not ever have to worry about money
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>>750636195
And I am saying, "why?"

Why would they do this now? Out of spite? Jealousy? No.

They felt uncomfortable but also that they could not refuse or simply leave. See my "social power" post.

CK preyed on that aspect, He is a creep and literally a sex offender.
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>>750634756
>Spaceys was fuggin gross, who does that shit.
Chicken-hawks. Boy Scout troop leaders. High-school P.E. coaches. Roman Catholic priests. Just for starters.
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>>750625775
i'm gonna go ahead an roughly agree with this guy.

I've never been in "business" but i've brought alot of girls, to alot of hotel rooms.. and i gotta say.. like fuck... the only thing in there is a bed.... What the hell else are we gonna do? build a fort?
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>>750635885
You have to look at there facial expressions, body language, time of voice, mannerisms, etc. Maybe even take a look at how the situation developed.
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>>750632348
he's a comedian.
if they aren't the center of attention they usually OD or commit suicide.
but then again he did like to force women to watch him masturbate.
so who knows.
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>>750636190
Yeah, but it's only male stars. There's something wrong with this.
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>>750636409
People used to gather for public executions frequently, so I'd think most people would enjoy them.

I wouldn't mind going to see a guy hang before dinner. Not everyone is a sensitive faggot.
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>>750636207
Jesus.... another imbecile. Idiocracy was prophetic.

No one assumes a direct question is a joke. A direct question is not a joke. If you think it is, then you have no knowledge of human behavior. Remember when you asked that cute girl if you could see a picture of her tits? And then when she said no, you said it was a joke? Remember how it wasn't and how crushed you felt when you lied and told her it was a joke?

As for your retarded misinterpretation of consent, go look it up.

You don't see lions in jungles. They live on the Savannah. Literally no lions live in jungles.
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>>750636541
Shadenfreude makes the world go round, friend. Humans love it. I honestly believe hate is the most powerful emotion, and one of the most powerful motivators.
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>>750626014
> still hasn't realised people were trying to fuck him

oh dude
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>>750636592
"force"
he literally asked them, that's like the exact opposite of forcing someone, that's the definition of giving someone a choice
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>>750635581
Or at least the women wanted to believe he had power over them. Rape is the most popular female fantasy.
Understand that.
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>>750634756

what did he do that was so gross? I thought he just tried to makeout with a 14 year old...
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>>750624639
>kind
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>>750636409
there's a reason those arab beheading videos trend so well, faggot.
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>>750636227
That's because you were not offended by it.
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>>750636734
you really are not grasping the concept of power imbalance here
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>>750636439
Literally no amount of power makes me feel like I have to stay and watch someone jerk off unless they have a gun pointed at me.
If I can walk away, anyone else can.
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>>750635094

or just gotten a hooker or girlfriend to wank with like a normal person.
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>>750636734
guess if i ask a 12 yr old girl if i can fuck her mouth it's okay.
you can force people to do things without using physical force

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOXHPE
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>>750636801
"power imbalance" is bullshit at its core.
If a cop, or rish guy asked me to watch him finger his ass, i'd just say no, and bounce.
Who gives a fuck if it hurts his 'powerful' feelings. it takes an idiot to buy into that shit.

Fuck stupid people.
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>>750636555
I do agree with this. Finally something that is not total idiocy. But the fact remains, no one but those involved and in the room at the time can say exactly what happened. People here are speculating and doing so with almost zero knowledge on how the human psyche works. I'm not sure if you are any of the SJW assholes I'm currently conversing with, but if you are, this is your first valid statement.
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>>750636865
"its not dark....cause if the girl says no than the answer is obvious no...but she will never say no because of the implication.
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>>750636690

for you it is, because you've never been in love.

hate is easy, simple to understand and react to. Love takes more patience, it's certainly a stronger emotion. Love energizes you, hate just burns you out.
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>>750636690
>>750636690
Yep, you're a Jew.
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>>750637058
Jokes on you, I'm a 43 yr old kissless virgin
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>>750636818

you're not a stupid desperate woman. they're powerless, most of them, unable to voice their opinions or feelings most of the time, which is why society deems that we should protect them like children.
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>>750636960

>idiot

women.
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>>750637037
Dennis?!
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>>750624442

100% correct OP, in fact, he actively tried to get consent, these grown ass women could walk away at any time, and he is STILL being shit on by the media. The left will truly eat itself.
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>>750634813

>he makes rape jokes all the time and shits on everything

Huh, an alt-right republican who gets offended by rape jokes. You've gone full circle.
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>>750637223

>the left

kek
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>>750637217
well obviously.
he's a goddamn creep
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>>750636786
See, now you've just discovered a second element to the tort of sexual harassment! Have you considered a career in law?
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>>750636430
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>>750637223
dude, I'm left as hell and this is bullshit. There's a difference between having left views on topics and calling these women "victims" lol
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>>750636818
So you don't visit xvideos all that much, eh?
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>>750637296

What?
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>>750636439
This #metoo campaign has nothing to do with actual justice for the supposed crimes, though. It's a power play to take out the men at the top. Nobody can argue against this because women are blameless in today's society, even if it completely removes due process and ruins lives, careers, and marriages on the word of a woman alone. It's all kinds of shitty, gangstalking, gaslighting, and posting of personal, private details. I suppose the only thing that could even match it is nude leaks, but that hardly ruins careers. There is nothing that men could post about these women that would be seen as bad because being a slut is socially acceptable, as are abortions, etc. Being a man with a sex life is no longer socially acceptable. Things will get good when straight women can no longer find a strong male to fuck because they've been outlawed.
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>>750637223
the rumors about this have been floating around for years. He had a good run and he knows it, and at least he didn't molest any 14 year old girls. That seems to be right wing thing at the moment eh.
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>>750636801
fuck off back to your hole
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>>750637417

Hunna percent
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>>750636960
How much do they pay you to post?
Asking for an unemployed friend.
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>>750637467
derpy derp DERP
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>>750637167
That's a pretty damned sexist opinion. If you are making it as a point against the SJW thought pattern, I applaud you. If you are making it as a point on why we need more equality, then I can only say that the point, once again, bends back upon itself at the slightest examination.
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>>750637458

What the fuck are you rambling about?
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>>750636960
What if a gang member said that to you while you were at a coke party? You know they're strapped and they never threatened you, but everyone around you knows who they are and do what they say.
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>>750632180
>his DICK was like a cork

Like he used it to plug wine bottles? What the fuck does that even mean?
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>>750624442
Only cause he's Mexican
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>>750637430
I'm ignorant of your meaning. I do watch porn when I'm horny. But whatever connection I'm supposed to glean from your statement has flown right by me.
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>>750637632
Less obvious damage control there, cork dick..
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>>750637630
dont go to a gang member coke party to begin with?
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>>750637571
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>>750637807
So women shouldn't get into comedy?
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>>750633222
>apparently they can withdraw their consent years, or even decades later.

This of course means their consent means nothing at all. This leaves you with two choices.
1. Stay the hell away from women entirely and hope one doesn't lie about you.
2. Do whatever the hell you want and live life on the razors edge.
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>>750637978
no, they shouldnt go into a hotel room at 3am with a man expecting to talk about puppies and candy canes
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>>750638087
My attitude takes the third path.
I'll treat them well and respect them as much as they deserve. What they put in to me, they get in return. Trust/respect etc are earned, not given. Not a finger less or more. If they try to fuck me over, no one will ever find their body.
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i've seen a lot of unwanted dick in my day. i also don't care about this shit anymore. every day 20 bitches come out of the woods to point fingers. true or not i'm done caring. men are perverts, we've known this forever.
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>>750638323
>If they try to fuck me over, no one will ever find their body
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>>750637630
the gang members can be expected to carry guns + be high on coke + give no fucks about laws, so while I'd still say no, I'd probably kinda scared of them actually forcing me to stay with their guns.
The only bad thing that could have probably happened if the women declined CK and walked away was, that he wouldn't promote their comedy stuff.

So basically the difference is: "hmh I might just watch him jack off so I don't get shot, those guys are unpredictable sometimes" and "that's actually so gross but he's one of the biggest names in comedy, I really want him to promote me"
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>>750624999
Well these women sorta admitted this themselves
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what happened?
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>>750638267
Is that what they were expecting? I figured it was to go over notes and shit in a way that wasn't inconvenient for the dude that's been in the biz and has all the connections. Silly me for thinking that when clearly it's whatever inane garbage you typed. I'll even bet these women weren't simply looking for a mentor.
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>>750638323
Fuck that. Shit went south around the time backhanding a woman became unpopular. Hell, the suffrage movement wasn't the best idea we ever had either.

It was bad enough they complained all the time. Now they feel justified.
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>>750630788

>Social experiment
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>>750624442
agreed, at least he asked people if they were cool with shit
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>>750638712
what a cuck you are
have you ever made it out of the friendzone?
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>>750638567
You really can't see why these brand new comedians, that barely make anything, wouldn't want to piss off the guy with connections? Something about not shitting where you eat comes to mind, but what do I know? Maybe that's far from the life or death of a gangbanger at a coke party, but nobody said that dude is forcing anybody. He's only asking you. You're gonna be a bitch about it?
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>>750638733
Eh, I'm all for equality of opportunity. They should have all the same rights and privileges we do. They should also have the same responsibilities and punishments we do.

If they try to screw my life over, the only way I have to compete with the court system favoring women so heavily is to make the problem go away. And the only way to do that these days is if they decide to disappear.

But if I'm treated with respect and human decency, then I'm perfectly happy to give it right back to them.
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>>750636207
You don't speak for "most people" if a man asked me, in a private setting, regardless of his career (yes, even if he was a comedian) if he could masturbation in front of me, I would say no. I guess that makes me weird by your logic...

The whole 5 dollars for your house and murder bits are gibberish and you know it. Murder is illegal no matter what, consent can not be given. As for the house it's an obvious joke. Nevertheless, verbal contracts aren't binding on a transfer of property.
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>>750638952
Nice argument. I can almost see it through the nothing but ad hominem you posted.
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>>750635081
Bitch,you've never been poor. Good for you. If the only thing standing before you and a chance to succeed is some fat fuck , you have no choice. Yeah they can say no and never make it in the profession they love. They knew they had to say yes. It's how the business works. If he were just some loser they could have told him to fuck off. But he had the power to help them be famous or make sure they never got a shot to become famous. Wait till you go to prison, you try telling Buba no and see where that gets you.
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i don't care. he talked about jerking off all the time in his early skits. What do you expect? I like comedians that tell the truth. he always had control of his career, he will do a good job coming back. what you see is what you get my friend.
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>>750639080
Your situation isn't like theirs. He's their mentor with connections in the field they're throwing everything into being in. It's like if you wanted to be a doctor, and while writing your thesis you were getting notes from a well known professor outside of class. He's got a lot of pull with the thesis committee, you're up to your eyeballs in debt for school, and everything hinges on the impression you make, but instead of what you expected he wants you to watch him jerk off. You're backed into a corner here because you maybe don't know how prickly he'll be about rejection.
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>>750624728
>Weinstein and Spacey are legitimate fucking pervs. He asked all these women.
so obviously you like CK, and dont like Spacey and Weinstein. ends justify the means
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>>750637756
No, that was a serious question, silly.
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>>750639562
>>750639576
YOU ARE A JEWISH!!!!
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>>750639625
Probably referring to size and shape, using figurative language.
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>>750639691
No, I'm of Sicilian descent. My nose is big for different reasons.
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>>750639125
>ad hominem ad hominem ad hominem ad hominem ad hominem ad hominem ad hominem ad hominem ad hominem ad hominem ad hominem ad hominem ad hominem ad hominem

hur dur it was the first on the list and the only one i memorized so i keep accusing people of using it
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>>750638733
>I liked it how men were superior and now that the tides are turning I'm expressing my impotent sperg rage and I need a safe space

QQ
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>>750624639
He asked for consent at least, and the women did have an opportunity to leave, it wasn't forced
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>>750639562
No. If you'd worked hard and had any the intelligence to succeed in the field, you would not need to watch him jerk off to achieve success. The only reason you'd feel you needed to take that stupid deal was because you knew you did not have the work ethic and intelligence to make the cut.

Quit assuming that everyone around you is being forced into these situations because they are lacking. They consent to these situations, even though they may not have asked for it, because they feel they need the edge.

If you literally ace everything and suddenly fail your thesis after reporting that dean, then you have a VERY strong case that will get you, not only your Phd, but also a large settlement.
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>>750639691
>YOU ARE A JEWISH!!!!
>are a jewish
>a jewish
english is not your first language is it?
BTW, no I'm not a jewish
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>>750624442
Nothing wrong as in sexual harrasment? Correct. However what he did was pathetic and laughable and he should be bullied untill he ends his career or kys himself.
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>>750639740
Well then, that is most unfortunate and a bit surprising that a man with a sick like that would want to stroke it in front of people.
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>>750636690
Whoa. Sheath your katana, neckbeard.
>>750637058
>spouting this faggotry on 4chan
>>750637131
How's the joke on him? You're the 43yo KV.
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>>750639042
uhm are we missing the point now or what? Ofc you don't want to piss that guy off, BUT it's your own decision. It's a decision you make for the sake of your own career. No victims, no forcing, no helpless women, just 2 chicks letting that weird famous guy jack off in front of them so they get their careers started. He gets satisfaction, they get fame ond promotion, what's so wrong about it if both parties wer eok with it? ungraceful cunts
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>>750639896
Not an argument.
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>>750639990
>BTW, no I'm not a jewish
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>>750639562
Kinda sounds like these women chose career success over integrity. No one seems to be talking about that angle, because it's not as popular as "the mean man hurt my fee fees and made me feel unsafe."
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>>750639923
traitor

Or you're a broad. Either way, scum of the earth.
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>>750640185
Seriously, character and integrity seem to be totally irrelevant in all this.
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>>750633431
welcome to the real world. people fuck. or sometimes just masturbate
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>>750640238
aww boo hoo the president of the he man woman-hating club wants to revoke my membership. I think I'll live
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>>750640161
>>>750639990 (You)
>>BTW, no I'm not a jewish
believe what you want fucknuts. I went to CCD classes in the 80's, and church every sunday until I was 14.
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>>750639989
You are being dense. The thesis doesn't just happen at the end. You're working on it for a long time and getting mentorship throughout from people with connections.

>>750640149
No. You've missed the mark because you've ignored every circumstance surrounding the incident. It's "your choice" to either be in debt forever with nothing to show for it because you don't "play ball" (pun intended), or do something disgusting.
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>>750624442
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Men need to start standing up for other men. You really going to let some fucking feminists and cucks take this guy down? Then again, he's probably one of them.
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>>750624442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apc85Cp4lQQ
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>>750640185
Character and integrity means fuckall when it's "do this or probably starve because the one skill you've learned cannot be used here again".
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>>750640693
You're being dense.
It doesnt matter how long you work on it. The point was everything around that blurb. It was the vehicle (chosen by an SJW, not me) for the point, not the point itself.
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>>750640883
I dunno if that's the same thing. Comedy is extremely hard to get into, and the people who make it often make it at the sacrifice of making someone powerful happy.

There are professions like nursing and teaching that pay very well and don't have these kinds of barriers.
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>>750640824
There are no men left, just brainwashed limp dicks who want to deny everything about themselves and bend over for diversity sake.
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Kaaaa meeeeere
Seeeee myyyyy
DICKKKKK!
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>>750640939
So you think they can just sue their degree into existence and sue away their debt on circumstantial evidence? It takes almost a decade to become a doctor and hundreds of thousands of dollars, just like being a comedian takes years of sacrifice of all else while you take shitty gig after shitty gig until someone with connections notices you. It's really shitty for them to pretend like there's something there that isn't to gain sexual gratification.

>hey I saw you perform and I want to give you notes come to my room instead of setting up the next gig, I'll get you one with a big audience that pays well
>hey wanna watch me masturbate first?
>I'll call you
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>>750629163
who fucking cares? it was probably fucking stupid.
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dirty whores, kevin spacey is the real victim
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>>750629834
Louis, it is alright. Nobody blames you for jerking in front of those chicks. Why didnt you try and fuck em though?
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>>750640883
Probably starve!?! Once again, gibberish. Louis C.K. is not the end all be all of connections in comedy, it's a big world with a plethora of opportunity. This is assuming of course that your refusal to allow him to masturbation in front of you resulted in him blacklisting you which is far from a guarantee.
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Jewy CucK is a pigfat nobody , fuck em
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>>750639969
nigga in a biscuit
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>>750633431
Who hasnt?
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>>750641820
your nigger mother is a nobody
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>>750641943
That's true, no one said she wasn't?
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>>750641522
foolish mortals
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>>750641415

comedy is hard to get into because it's hard to do. The best comedians don't need to please anyone "powerful" they just need to be funny.

mediocre talents need to compromise.
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>>750642024

This is the forever meme.
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>>750636865
So you trying to say a 12 year old has the same reasoning and decision making a mid 20s year old does....
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Louis CK will be fine. I would buy tickets to his show right now if he was on tour, and I bet millions of people feel the same way. This shit will blow over in a heartbeat. Everyone knew he was a pervert, he talked openly about it.
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>>750642082
ultra mastubatory instinct louis ck beyond louis ck
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>>750641415
It's close. Nursing may pay well, but when someone puts their eggs into the doctoral degree basket, they're probably expecting professionalism from their mentors and not a possible do or die situation after they've sunk their entire life's potential earnings as a nurse into being a doctor. People with influence can really fuck things up for someone that's that vulnerable, and it's shitty. Any litigation is going to go to the rich person with connections, unless you have everything on video (and even that's not a guarantee), plus the whole "suppress, blacklist, deny" strategy that influential people employ. It's like how equifax got away with revoking the rights of a shitload of people to join in a class action suit by locking them into binding arbitration that could easily require an NDA. Their PR said they wouldn't, and they amended their TOS, but they actively campaigned to make this sort of thing legally binding in the future.
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>>750641549
If you report them, it's on record. If you then fail your thesis even though you aced everything else, you have record of someone who has motive and ability to fuck with you. You can then sue the school, and the combination of the previous report that is on record and the current situation will likely allow for a review by a new committee and quite possibly a settlement from the school.

But I guess calling yourself a victim is easier than doing things within the structure that will allow for your success.

Louis CK has no ability to bar anyone from any venue. If the comedian is good, they will make money for the venue. The venue will employ them because money.

Or... you can take the shortcut and be terrible, but let some guy masturbate in front of you and hope he throws you a bone.
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>>750637978
Exactly, women shoudn't go into comedy. Name a funny woman.
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