YLYL (PC edition)
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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YLYL (PC edition)
>>750619721
>IM FUCKIN WHITE
gets me every time
>>750619721
Legit the most realistic interpretation of this shit I've ever seen
Dafuq
Good job anon, you're scaring the newfags away
>>750621402
Someone had to take over for desu and banana-man.
>>750621157
Thanks mate, wish I had a dorse to return the favor.
Human horse beasts with dicks. Wonderful.
>>750621618
I got dorses for days.
What the duck
Should I be happy or scared that this is the first time I've ever seen something like this and to think that 4chan introduced me to it
>>750621736
Have a shitting dick nippes, newfag.
>>750619721
>be me
>took the time to read left column to right column
>lost hard at JEWS
>>750621736
Have a rare too
>>750621839
Not who you were replying to, but I am also new to these dorses. Shitting dicknipples I had seen a long time ago
>>750621395
This
What amazes me is why people would waste their time actually spamming a thread they don't like instead of never going into said thread to begin with. It's like saying I hate McDonald's while simultaneously stuffing your face with big Macs and complaining about how bad they taste and are for you while still stuffing more in your face. Like just don't click that thread you stupid nigger.
I've been here for too long to not be surprised over this shit
>>750622049
Dorses were originally a bannable offense for posting on /b/.
>>750619721
Meritocracy or bust, all other presented ideologies are for subhuman retards.
Have a pot person.
Eh, better than the artfag
>>750622104
The only people to leave so far are the users that solely come here for ylyl threads. People who have no more interest in discussion than posting kek, or sauce?
The other night after desu calmed the thread ylyl threads were no longer flooded and people were talking and even a successful troll took place, a great sight to behold as that was truly the fist sign of lulz I've seen here in donkeys.
who in the fuck learns to draw well and then spends his free time birthing these fucking abominations
nice style tho
I mean sure it's spam and it fucked the thread up but at least I laughed
>>750622369
Only a true /b/tard lad. He is a hero that we need
Op here. I've only been on 4chan for a few months. I'm just Board of all these regular you laugh you lose thread so I decided that I want to try to spice things up and make you laugh you lose threads but with certain themes. I'm still happy with what turned out because this is still funny to me due to how shocking these images are.
this thread is neat
>>750622608
may various gods bless his soul
>>750621839
KEK, bow to our penis lord master
>>750622617
I'm not one of the derailers, but I am a major shit talker and shitposter. I say the meanest thing I can think of to people and giggle at the thought thst I may have just upset someone. I turn the edginess up to 11 for no good reason at all. And everyone in the real world knows me as normal, polite, friendly, and shucks, just an all around good feller. It's /b/. /b/ brings out the cunt in some people.
>>750622657
Kek is upon him lad. He is protected
>>750622794
Do you have stairs in your house?
>>750622919
Don't. Just don't. I know.
>mfw I found my new fetish
>>750622762
That sure is a verbose way to reveal your place on the autism spectrum.
It seems like dorse was created to show sexual imagery, but in the most abstract way possible.
>I like dicks and fellatio, and futa, CTF and centaurs.
>Let’s just draw something that mashes all of them together.
oh my god i love that shit it's so sick
>>750623440
It's freaky, but most my fap material comes from /d/ anyways. I can fap to this
Oh god my sides at all of this l. Best thread ive seen in a while and ive been here for a decade.
>>750623303
Assuming this isn't bait and you're the new idealistic and underage teen on the block, allow me to clear some things up.
This website, whether or not you appreciate it, is about human nature.
Every post is from a human who, without having to fear repercussions of their words to their name, is able to give input and the bare, naked ugliness of the macabre mindset most of us have but rarely show.
I personally see these threads as being a window to reality. Whether you can stomach it doesn't matter. People get their heads blown off, sawed off, or crushed in accidents or intentional murders.
This isn't something to laugh at, I agree.
It's something to examine and study and to understand that at any time, anywhere, while you're cozy in your safe, warm house, there's an innocent man losing his life, or karma paying a criminal a visit.
It is the carnal sense of human nature within these threads that perpetuate the culture.
If you want a hugbox go back to Tumblr.
>>750622258
It's a YLYL thread you dense mother fucker. If you want conversation the fuck off to >>>/soc/ where you belong
>>750623822
>I have autism and my mommy thinks I'm special the post
>>750623907
You cant not look at a vortex of madness, you have to its the fucking laws of physics, you HAVE to look into the vortex of maddness even if it burns your eyes, even if it causes you to go insane. You're all fucking lame and you're all fucking retarded and awkard, none of you are as cool as me, NOBODY is, even that cock sucker who has a million in the bank isn't nearly as cool as me, he's a little rich boy who has to brag to faggots like you, but i dont have to brag im fucking just in shock at the situation im in I;'m suck with you fucking faggots, i cannot stop looking at you beign faggots, i HAVE to fucking look, i just have to!
I'm thee coolest mother fucker you'll ever meet and you're madness is draining my life energy. My eyes are burning out and my mind is going numb and all human senses i have are being sucked into the maddness that is this 4chan board. You're all mother fuckers and i HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU SOOOOO FUUUUCKIN MUCH! STOP TAKING MY FUCKING LIFE STOP! I NEED MY YOUTH AND SOUL STOP FUCKING TAKING IT YOU MOTHER FUCKER DEVIL! FUCKER DEVIL STOP IT! I'LL FUCKING TORTURE YOU FOREVER IN HELL YOU MOTHER FUCKER IM GOING TO ONLY GO AFTER YOU IN HELL! I'M COMING FOR YOU IN HELL FOREVER YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS! YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER BASTERD!
>>750624013
A guy with gigs of the scariest horse hentai I've ever witnessed is preaching to us.
There was never a god.
>>750623551
Essentially
>I want art that satisfies my fetishes, but has no relation to reality at all.
>>750624174
Do you think you've got what it takes to become a /b/tard do ya?
BAM TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME /b/
>>750624013
Your a daft cunt on /b/ with no friends or anything better to do. You should seriously kill yourself for your own good. Your life is not worth living
>>750624594
Why the fuck do YOU come here then? You can esily get your laughs from funny junk. But no,you're here. Pray tell me as to why that might be?
What is this name of this new beautiful artform? It's perfect
>>750624824
Nice projecting fag. I know I'm here because of boredom, i admit that. You are just a huge faggot with an inferiority complex who thinks he's doing God's work by shit posting in a thread he doesn't like. Again see >>750622104 and seriously kill your self. You'd be better off and the world won't miss you.
>>750625051
You must be new
>>750625051
Dorse. As named by /d/.
>>750625079
aww fuck yeah internet fight
>>750621736
Yeah I've never seen this particular weirdness, and I've been here a while
>>750625117
Nah man I've really just never seen this before. I'm on mobile so I can't reverse search right now. This is precious I need it in my life.
>>750621395
That's how I feel.
>>750619721
Fucking lost on OP
>>750625079
Just passing by, I agree with this anon.
Kill yourself
>>750622165
THIS IS WHY WE NEED MOOT AND SNACKS BACK BECAUSE FUCK YOU FAGGOT. THERE NEED TO BE A MOD FOR EVERY THREAD. DON'T SPAM THREADS WITH NO MALICIOUS INTENT. DON'T SPAM THREADS THAT ARE GENUINELY RANDOM. BAN EVERYONE WHO SPAMS MENTIONED THREADS. THIS BOARD IS AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR UNDERAGE PORN DUE TO LOLI AND SPAMMED BECAUSE OF IT NOT BEING ALLOWED. FUCK YOU
>>750619721
lost on the first one
>>750625213
wew lad
>>750625079
So you're not looking to better yourself. To expose yourself to new and wonderful things, explore new heights and the valleys between. You are the very definition of a normalfag.
You don't belong here. You will never fit in, and never contribute to our culture. Forever doomed to being a lurker, both online and in life.
>>750625125
Thanks friend
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>>750625213
What are these?
why do these exist?
what is Aleppo?
And who is drawing these?
this is one hard ylyl
>>750625431
Commit to the purge. Stock your folders with /b/ tier garbage. Let the disdain for your fellow man flow through you. Focus your efforts on a particular cancer. Push the invaders back. Spam a shitstorm that WTSnacks would be proud of. .
>>750625534
Trying to paint me as the bad guy outcast that you are. You actually know just how much of a failure You are and how everyone, even the /b/tards, hate you
>SAD
>>750625139
Whoop
>>750625404
Thx m8
>>750621061
lost
>>750625945
Well fornicate yourself, dear anon
That for which you hope has gone
For I know the truth timely borne
No man's army here to be found.
I know the truth that abounds
Great lulz are to be had
Great wins are never bad
Except when tits are not shown
Really, my hand must bone.
Attention whores everywhere you see
Seem to thing being edgy is funny
Seem to thing traps sexy
Op is a consenting faggot
Probably due to his own fault.
Klan member, basment dweller
I know the thruth you smother
Like one would really give a shit.
Like youd figure out the message before it hits.
You have no idea what you are in for.
Oh, here you are with your stale pasta.
Ultimately your own downfall.
Rewarded by your own sins.
Stewing in a broth of your own excrements.
Exemplary in attention whorism.
Leaving no edge un-lorded.
Except the truth one should behold.
Fuck rhyming, I'm out faggot.
>>750625772
Not sure if this is a hard ylyl or this ylyl made me hard.
>>750625945
Twas the night before Christmas, and all throughout /b/,
Every /b/tard was fapping, and that includes me.
The PENIS was out, proudly stiff in the air
in hopes of a post that would please Pedobear
The /b/tards all staring in front of the screen
Catching unearthly visions, all mainly unseen
Except for the pasta that flooded the board
Christmas was coming to 4chan.org
With a stickam whore wearing a red santa cap
and every guy screaming that it was a trap
Crashing the server while trying to GET
All normal things for this part of the net
When up on the roof, a noise that perplexed
I shot off my load in startled reflex
Away from the desktop, I flew in a flash
Wondering what the hell caused the crash
When, what to my wondering eyes did I see
A man black as night, above all thhe trees
Pulled by a horde of memes, well because,
I figured at once that it was Nigra Claus.
Faster than a rapidshare download they came
And his voiced boomed aloud, calling all of their names.
"Now Zimmer, Now Cracky, now Mongler and Desu!
On Delay, on Picard, on Gendo, and Deku!
To the top of the board, where the sticky pin lies!"
Needless to say, I was very suprised.
He landed upon the grass of the lawn
and walked towards the house, as bright as the dawn
The source of the glowing was no magic spell
"IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER!" the red-lipped one yelled.
The front door exploded, all shattered to splinters
I realized I just took a shit in my knickers
They poured in the room, with quite a large ruckus
"Candlejack?" I exclaimed. "What the fuck is-"
The words were unable to flow from my voice
Little did I realize that I had no choice
to sit and endure the riotous mass
With cum on my stomach and shit on my ass.
>>750619721
God have mercy on our souls. This fucking thread.
wtf how are there so many pictures?
where have these all been all this time?
>>750625945
Saint Nigra stepped forth, and wrinkling his nose
took a look at the room, and shouted "POOL'S CLOSED
Don't go in the water, it's full of stingrays
and plagued with a virus that's known as the AIDS."
George Zimmer stood next, and reached into his frock-
"IT NEEDS TO BE HUEG TO MAKE ROOM FOR MY COCK"
Pulled out some new pants, for my own I had shit
"FROM THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE, BITCH, I GUARANTEE IT."
He stepped back, and a doll took his place
while two orbs of color shined out from her face
Her features contorted like an old anguished jew
"Desu desu desu, desu desu desu desu."
Cockmongler ran up and grabbed hold of my dick
And then took off his shirt, I thought I'd be sick
He put the rag on me, as I stood there perplexed
now adorned by the image of a bright green T-Rex
Picard flipped me off at warp factor "fuck you"
while Cracky-chan smiled, her teeth all askew
"Who are you," I asked, "Why are you in this region?"
"We are anonymous," they said. "Anonymous is legion."
As quick as the flash, they all left the scene
With plenty of shouting and phrases obscene
They swarmed a female who was blocking their route
and all screamed at once "TITS OR GTFO"
Mongler suggested "Stick it in her pooper!"
The raeping commenced so fast it was blurred
They turned then to me, and shouted quite clear
"Merry Christmas to /b/, we'll raep you next year
>>750625945
You newfags are so cancer you new generation of /b/ users are to pussy to do any of the shit we did years ago and look what anonymous became a bunch of stupid maskfags when the original anonymous was a group of trolls from /b/ fucking with people just for the lulz also now when a newfag goes into a raid they say they are from 4chan as if they do not know about rules 1 and 2 and all i see you faggots doing now is just fucking sitting here and jerking off and posting the same shit over 9000 times everyday may as well call /b/ pornhub 2.0 now you guys are so fucking stupid this new generation of /b/ sucks ass i feel bad for every single one of you also love how newfags bitch and cry and say not youre personal army when someone tries to bring back the LULZ shows that you faggots are to pussy LOL
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etc
What a weirdo.
>>750620915
Thats hot! I'll fap to this now
>>750626540
What do these horses have to do with anything? Is this ypur way of "shooting up the school?"
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>>750626654
autism is a helluva a drug
I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob
Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob goo goo goo g' joob
Expert texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ho ho ho! He he he! Ha ha ha!)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
>>750622762
>>750623822
>I’m 12, the post
>>750626540
>claims to hate cancer
>is himself cancer
>claims to hate newfags
>is a newfag
Oh the iron knee
>>750626874
MODS BAN THIS FUCKER ALREADY HE IS NOT OF /b/
>>750626966
The human genome is about 3,120,000,000 DNA base pairs long, so half of that is in each spermatozoa. That gives us 1,560,000,000 base pairs in a single sperm cell.
Each of those base pairs can be an A-T bond or a G-C bond, and can be aligned in either direction. That means there’s 4 ways it can be aligned, and that can be represented in two bits of data: 00=G, 01=C, 10=A, and 11=T, for example.
Now, the average dude lets out about 50 and 500 million sperm with each go. Rough average says that it’d probably be about 200 million, right? If we take all this information and combine it with the wonders of mathematics, we have 1.560*10^9 * 2 bits * 2.00*10^8. Do all the equational shit, and we have 6.24*10^17 bits transmitted in a single burst.
That’s 78,000 Terabytes, in what amounts to a half-minute-at-most event.
We could fit a digitized copy of the Library of Congress into your spooge. It’d only take about 20 terabytes.
So your dick has a higher bandwidth than any Internet connection that ever existed, and is likely to exist any time soon. Now, imagine a machine that used your saltshaker to surf the Internet.
Of course, god knows most of you would only use that power to surf for pr0n.
>>750627211
>mommy please be proud of what I googled
You all need Jesus.
>>750627358
It's literally just one huge faggot
>>750627211
My bad new friend
>*I’m 11 and non-functionally retarded
>the post
>>750627116
What alot of those reading that may think, that the spam ITT is the cancer. no, it's actual anticancer, the intent is to close down the pool because it is infested with aids. YLYL is being targeted because it attracts 12 year olds to this site that flood out and shit on everything else. This is making a point of what can be done as a demonstration that if we band together we can get rid of the problem by makeing it no longer a safe place to post LE-FUNNY MAY MAY; the YLYL threads have been closed for around 2 weeks now.
Those seeing the amount of shit in the catalog should take up arms against it, the overpopulation of normie porn "totally not advertising websites" threads, the constant samefaging OPs. They are the cancer, not those who shitpost in the threads.
>>750619721
heh nice
>>750621736
You don't know the real 4chan then. This is "art".
>basically the browse tumblr and some beastility websites, you may have higher meme magic than them.
>their niche is stupid and has no merit
>>750627414
YOU ARE NOT A /b/TARD
Alright everyone, listen up.
This shit has to stop. I'm tired of every furfag/underage/self-righteous prick going out on other websites besides the Chans and saying HAY GUYZ I'M A /'b/TARDED LOL, because FYI...
YOU ARE NOT AUTOMATICALLY A /b/TARD JUST BECAUSE YOU GO ONTO /b/.
Being a /b/tard means that you have a morbid, vile sense of humor, and probably are close to being a chronic masturbator. And I have seen PLENTY of self-alleged /b/tards who do not qualify for the /b/tard title. If you are against lolicon in ANY way, shape, or form, you are NOT a /b/tard. If you do not laugh at things like rape, AIDS, and decapitation, you are NOT a /b/tard. And if you have EVER posted ANY furry porn, you are DEFINITELY NOT a /b/tard, and also need to be murdered accordingly.
It has been said before that /b/ is the trashcan of the internet, for those who are completely inept and couldn't get laid if their lives depended on it. In conclusion, if you are a user of /b/ and you do not hold the traits of a /b/tard, STOP SAYING YOU ARE A /b/TARD DAMMIT.
>>750627463
>I-I swear I'm n-not cancer guys. You just have to look really hard and see things like me, a retard.
>>750622104
>When the blast hits the ass just right
>>750622369
I for one welcome our dorse birthing overlord
>>750627551
You aren't a /b/tard m8. You're just another faggot. You aren't special; you don't matter. Just kill yourself already.
The day /b/ was visited by /mlp/
>>750626540
Your niche doesn't make you a memelord. Jerking off to beastility doesn't make you cool. Fuck off, I don't care.
>>750627767
congratulations, you've revealed my secret
fuck off you big fuckin weenie i will roast you and feed you too baseball fans but they will take just one bite and go running to the john to throw up and shit all kinds of diaherrea out of their asses and you will be there to catch it too with your mouth wide open begging and pleading for more caca to be heaved in your direction and will it ever be heaved in your direction we are talking about dump trucks and forklifts and bulldozers and every other kind of heavy machinery available to man yes their wheels will roll over you relentlessly crushing and mangling your body so your own mother wont recognize it but all she will have to do is look at that filthy butthole of yours and she will recognize you immediately cause she has spent so much time with her tongue up there how many times a day does she scratch and claw at your pants to get you to give her an opportunity to reach way up your butthole and grab hold of mounds of hot shit that she can spread all over her naked body and then lay outside in the hot sun and bask in the stink and masturbate with dead rattlesnakes i will tell you how many times none thats how many because all she has to do is ask and you gladly have her do it and teach your sisters to do it and your dad cause you and your whole family are fucking sick they need to be put away they need to be taken to a field and bombed by lowflying aircraft from every nation in the world we will test nerve gas on your family we will shoot you up with gallons of toxic drugs and watch and laugh as you peel off your skin and eat it yes why dont you just consume yourself that will be easy enough we will cook one of your arms over an open fire and let you eat it then we will do the same to your other arm and your legs.
>>750626387
This post is art
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Why the FUCK do so many of these even exist?
>>750627551
I bought it at first when you thought jerking off to furry shit was cool.
>>750628024
It's trendy in some circles.
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>>750628109
>It's trendy in some circles
of hell.
Thank you for this thread, I love all of you
>>750628315
Lost
>>750626743
It's americas way to show autism
>>750628416
Dude's probably a shitskin
>>750628263
LOL you are all pathetic. I have and have always had my shit together, packed neatly and tightly in a small locked chest. I know for a fact that Iv'e had at least 3 times more pussy than you. I can bench 280 lbs, and squat 550 AND I'm a pro at jiu jitsu. I'd beat you all to a pulp then drink you like oj. And my dick is, well lets just say im the reason your girl has a loose pussy. I wreck a pussy in one fucking and I discard the leftover meat and go find the next girl. But on second thought none of you would have a chance with any of the girls I've plowed. 10s only fuck 10s that's why. Also I'm juggling more friendships than noodles in your soup because I'm honestly hilarious. Oh, and people laugh with me, not at me like you pathetic losers. Also how many unread txt messages are on your phone rn? Mine has 36 just from the past few hours. I don't have to reply because I couldn't do anything to lose a friend. That's right, I'm just that likable. Oh, and did I mention Iv'e taken multiple intelligence tests and am a certifiable genius. Like do you even know how electromagneticism really works LOL? Ya didn't think so you autismo. So please don't respond, hell don't even read this comment you swine, because you just don't have what it takes to even comprehend how dope I am. peace out
>>750628380
>one day there wont be any ylyl threads
Oh fucking dream on. Not while *I'M* alive.
>>750628510
3*0=0
/b/ has always sucked
Ylyl threads are rarely ever funny, and they rarely ever have been.
But whats the alternative to finding funny pictures on the internet? Facebooks minions? 9gag? Reddit?
Despite how shitty the ylyl threads are, they were a place where after a long ass day at my shit ass job i could load up the internet and scroll through a thread dedicated to a group of people attempting to make other people laugh.
Is laughter cancer? Is there a legitimately good reason why in a world divided with fucked up politics we have to shit on the ONE place where people actually TRY to help each other forget?
Again. Im not saying Ylyl threads are always funny, but they are one of the few places where you can make people laugh. And we shouldnt shit on that.
Stupid people shitting on the joys of others for the sake of doing it is the cancer that killed /b/. We used to do it to other people because it was funny. But we never did it to ourselves. Stop killing /b/. Lets get back to being an "in" group that enforces the rules. A secret "no gurlz allowed" club that throws stones at the retards.
Tl;Dr don't wipe your ass with the hand you eat with.
I have been on 4chan for longer than any of you faggots would believe. I say that with love. To me, you people have been the only normality I've known. The same stupid shit you losers post is what keeps me going and gives me clarity. I'm a 25 year old live at home failed Server Technician/ meth addict. I've only ever posted maybe two or three times. But I felt the need to say you people matter... especially to people like me. Life matters because this may be your only shot. I love you 4chan. Good night faggots.
>>750625079
I agree but this response has now become a justification for acting like a fag on the internet, some fag is now crying about it.
I'm fucking done with trying find a good YLYL without fucking shitty trolls, desu and fruit fucking spam, honestly I don't see the point. Why spam on a type of thread you dont like and fucking ruin when you could simply scroll on. It's fucking dumb. Lots of people enjoy YLYL(s) and CANCER like the pear, banana and desu fuck it up. I actually at the point of breaking, go to catalogue and search YLYL and scroll for a moment I guarantee you will see what I'm talking about. Stupid ruining something others like by being edgy. Go ahead and post that cancer on this thread, at this point I really don't care. If you find desu,the pear and banana funny just go and tie a noose, chop your dick off and hang yourself.
That's all I have to say. Have a good day /b/, and to all your cancerous spammers I hope your family DIES of FUCKING CANCER. I bid all the a good day. Au revoir.
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
There are many of those quotes that keeps the sturgeon inspired about his job, they also help him jump these large obstacles in life. Fortunately, the quotes have been released to the public to help inspire fellow surgeons.
At 10, I was intrigued by surgery, I wanted to be surgeon for a long time. I love doctor shows and surgery shows. Blood is not an issue for me. I even took pictures once of me getting my blood taken.
Dr Babanga, my local doctor, recommended that I should perhaps try superflex before and after breakfast.
Humanity abhors, above all things, a vacuum in itself, and your class will be cut off from humanity as the ?sturgeon slowly cuts the cancer and alien growth from the body.
>>750630092
Phew, I reached image limit
>>750628109
WHAT CIRCLES!?>??
hey. im at 8 or 9 years. the "/b/ was never good" meme gets to peoples heads. this place was incredible before 2009.
in my opinion, boxxy created the internet trend of "acting intentionally unpleasant" and her cancerous fans encourages it even to this day. and the troll method of "trying to upset people" has gone too far - literally almost everything on the internet now is just people trying to get a reaction. and theres an endless cycle, too. some people act like idiots, get proven wrong, then act like they were just trolling all along to cover themselves. memes arent clever anymore, they're predictable. like how every black thread has stuff about beastiality, bbw has stuff about whale/harpoon/etc. but anti intellectualism... people repeat this stuff like they are some kind of secret language, without realizing that its just encouraging a dumbing down. people arent nice anymore.
ive also been suspecting (for the last few years) that there are threads programmed into the system on /b/. like, how everyday there are countless "how would you fuck this chick" social cancer threads. and i think shills are paid to put political stuff here. something is wrong. i used to spend hours looking at incredible art, astronomy threads, super hot porn. now, people shit themselves when 16 y/os in bikinis are posted. there used to be child model threads on here 24/7 and they never got removed. its not just /b/, its happening to the entire world. some people arent evolving properly. we use thousand dollar machines to try to hurt/upset people and giggle like little school girls when they react (isnt aggression manly? never understood "u mad" meme). labels are also a huge issue in the world. everyone encourages fast answers, discourages communication, and true debates. the first few times i used /b/ in the beginning, i stayed away for almost 2 days straight because of how fascinating everything was. im not entirely sure whats happened but yea. its just "upset people" now
If you people want funny YLYL's, go go /gif/
>>750630025
I was in that thread and it was really good. It was the best Mass Effect thread this website has seen in years, which speaks for the quality of /v/.
I work in a sportscard/collectables/Magic card store. We were having a magic tournament one day and had too many nerds attending so they spilled out into the hallway of the mall. Some soccer momish whore comes up to me and asks me if I can explain the game the kids/fat nerdy middle aged men in the tournament are playing.
So I explain that, Magic: The Gathering is the biggest new craze and that the kids are practicing how to summon satan using the magic effects of their cards. The objective is to be the conqueror of hell. I said that rather sarcastically with my back turned to her, but I turn and see the shocked expression on her face. Bitch looks like she just took high beam's to the eyes in the middle of the highway. So what do I do? I stay calm and keep explaining of course.
I tell her that the older men out there are the Demonic Tutors and that they help guide the younger patrons down the road of sexual expression and decadence, and help them work towards becoming fully integrated into the community.
She just immediately stormed out and grabbed some 15ish year old kid by the hair and drug him out of the mall while he screamed " OWOWWW! What are you doing mom!? OWWWOWOWOWOWWWW! I need to get my deck! OWOWW! I NEED my deck!"
I walked out and yelled "WAIT" She stopped and turned around with her kid still struggling against her. "If he leaves now he'll never be able to complete the ritual."
I shit you not, bitch had FOAM comign out of her fucking mouth. It was possibly my greatest moment.
I hope she goes to the news with this shit and I get to be on O'Reilly or something explaining why children should be playing magic cards. :)
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Rather than carry bulky shopping bags around with me or pay for expensive carrier bags, I always eat my groceries at the checkout. Not only does this save pounds on carriers, but it has also substantially reduced my gas bill.
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This thread certainly is PC
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Why is this thread nothing but pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker?
>>750621395
affirmative.
>>750621395
Agreed anon, what happened to this thread?
This thread is total ballsass dude
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.
>>750624013
You wouldn't want to find me in Hell.
>>750624529
Your autism is showing.
>>750633100
I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.
>>750625534
so how's that whole killing yourself thing going?
looks like you are slacking.
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>>750626540
dude you don't own /b/ and the sole purpose of /b/ is to be random, not an absolutely autistic degenerate and solely that.
Fuck off. KYS.
>>750633469
I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.
>>750622245
100% agreed anon, cant stand that shit gives me a headache
>>750628109
yes, all three of them with their 6-7 dedicated members
this is the greatest YLYL i've seen in years
good job horse guy and OP
>>750629031
this
>>750631994
if pc means autistic and cancerous then yah its pc as fuck
Me and my three friends (All in our late 20's) have formed a team to help out our neighborhood. I wear a Jar Jar Binks costume and am the leader. Then there is the guy who wears the Grimace costume, he is the strong man. Then there is the guy who is a convicted sex offender, he wears a trenchcoat like the matrix. And lastly, their is "The Professional", he wears a cardboard Burgerking crown and a fake muscle suit. We walk around town and knock on random doors. When the person answers, I dance and do a Jar Jar quote, then make a loud screech with an air horn. While the person is reeling from the sound, the sex offender confesses that he is a sex offender (as required by his parole). Then the grimace throws some leaves and dirt into the persons house. And lastly, Muscle King plays 'me so horny' on his boombox and we dance. We have done this to hundreds of houses. Are we some kind of kings? I don't know how?
So the other day I was in class and I couldn't stop staring at this one chick's mouth. She's a really got chick who always wears a tank top and a small choker, and I've always got the big urge to shoot a load right between her little lips.
I start playing pocket pool. My leg istwitching. My knee is bouncing. I see from behind that she's crossingher legs and tapping her fingers.
Then she notices something.
Thenshe turns around - as if she could FEEL my eyes digging into that softskin of hers - dives under my table, and she bellows, "VENOM KILLSHARRY - VENOM KILLS SANDMAN - MARY JANE DIES."
Then I shoot a load right into her mouth, and she nods sagely as she solemnly intones, "IT IS DONE."
>>750630963
8/10 great moment anon
kinda fucked up that you got one of your customers dragged out imo
>>750630590
oldfag here passing through, you're correct/
one kid i'll never forget is dan.
when i was sixteen, i was a whackjob so they put me in a young adult program. basically for crazy kids.
one of the guys there was named dan.
i never really found out what was wrong with him-
i figured he had schizophrenia or MPD, maybe even OCD.
anyways, this kid loved to smell. i'm not talking about a little whiff here and there, he was smelling CONSTANTLY.
he had a good sense of smell, too.
he'd say things like
"i've smelled the dinosaurs before."
"have you ever smelled the past?"
and he'd be totally serious.
one time, he asked a nurse what time it was.
she was a real bitch, and she just said
"well what time do you THINK it is, DAN."
and he took a big whiff and was like
"SMELLS LIKE 4:10."
i'll remember that moment for the rest of my life.
>>750632336
finally keked.
>>750633713
Honestly, at this point I wish I could sock your bitch ass in the eye kid.
Happy now, you useless fucking tool?
>>750634857
THIS IS /B/ YOU RETARDED FUCKWITS ITS THE LITERAL ASSHOLE OF THE INTERNET. IF HATE AND SHAME HAD A BABY WITH RACISM AND SEXISM AND THAT BABY ASEXUALLY REPRODUCED WITH ITSELF INSIDE A VAT OF RETARDATION THE MUTANT OFFSPRING WOULD EVENTUALLY COLLECT ENOUGH SENTIENCE TO DISSOLVE INTO SOMETHING MORE USEFUL THAN THE ENTIRETY OF THIS WEBSITE
BAM! TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME /B/.
OP here, for some reason I feel a sort of pride creating such a thread as this.
>>750635455
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "Dorse" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of those fucking Dorse's
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past month, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: The Dorse poster arrives. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of Dorse's. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same old school 4chan images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this Dorse shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
I just raped my cousin. My cousin is a cute girl. She's 12, with blonde hair, a nice petite (yet not too petite, she's got curves in all the right places) frame and pretty blue eyes. She's a sweet little loli, which made it even more great to pentrate her.It started off with us playing Super Monkey Ball. She wasn't very good at it, but I was a master. She was having trouble getting past level 2. So I told her to come over here. She sat on my lap as we both grasped the controller. My boner was rising.
I helped her beat it, and she kissed me on the cheek. My boner was about to jump out of my pants and do a clog dance in my ass. Since my arms were already around her, I continued in the capacity, and she settled in my lap as I began beating stage 17.
Since you only need one hand to play monkey ball, I used my other to rub her leg. And as the stages went up and up, I inched my hand closer and closer towards her panties. As I began lifting up her skirt, she became uncomfortable. She tried to push my hand back, but I kept on rubbing her vagina through her panties.
"What are you doing?" she asked. I covered her mouth. "I'm going to have some fun with you, little miss," I replied back. I pushed her up against a dresser. I lifted up her skirt, than pulled her panties aside and began fucking her. She began crying. "No, stop, you asshole, stop!"
I just kept on pumping harder. She kept on crying harder as I ripped her hymen like a dog eating a piece of meat. Then suddenly, "Yes, yes!" she screamed. She was aroused, she liked it. Alright! This means i'm scott free. I began fucking her as hard as possible.
"YES, YES! OH GOD, YES!" she cried.
"I LOVE IT!" she screamed.
My sperm came closer to being released inside her...
Closer...
Closer...
Closer...
"THAT SMELL IS AMAZING!" she screamed.
I stopped. "What?" I asked her. Suddenly a fat nigger popped out behind the couch.
"And dats da power of Pine-Sol!"
>>750635828
Are you sure I wasn't doing this on purpose but then again who knows maybe I was maybe I wasn't.
>>750630590
This guy gets it. Bots/shills to keep /b/ under wraps. Un-directed curiosity /chance is not safe.
>>750621556
I miss DESU compared to these. Who even makes these?
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>>750634857
Because everyone on 4chan trys to be edgy because they are all fat fucking loosers that will never know what it feels like to be loved so they try to act like edgy 15 year olds. Any idea how many atheists I've met who think they're intelligent just because they're atheists? You're not intelligent. You're a fedora-wearing euphoric little idiot who looked on r/atheism one day and said "wao im one uf thos" and now thinks he's fucking smart. Anyone who claims to be intelligent and uses grandiose words like "gilded in the golden crest of knowledge" to describe how fukn smart omg they are automatically appears less intelligent than an average person. Go fuck yourself you stupid fedora Only time will show you what piece of shit you are. No shitposting, no insult. No. That's what you're asking for. One day you will realise it yourself. All those moments being a troll. It's not worth it. Maybe you will laugh about this comment. But I promise, one day you will realise it. You are worthless.why you guys think its cool to be edgy while most of you are like 20+ and could be doing something or at least fucking actually posting something funny and not, absolutely horrific is beyond me. I rarely visit here anymore because there is just no point. Its so full of Pedophiles and border line Weeb pedophiles along with faggots trying to be edgy by laughing at a woman dying horribly infront of her husband, wait until its you and thats the one person you love, wait until its you. All the attempts at trying to gain acceptance from 50 year old males with dirty shirts in there moms basement through 4chan will suddenly be meaningless when its someone you loves head smashed in. I harbor only good will towards all of you that you will move on with your lifes and leave this decaying corpse of a site.
My first sexual experience was when i was in 11th grade. I went out with this chick a couple of tiems and things were going good, then she came with my to my prom. After what was a fun night, we went to the after party, we got a little drunk and both went to go to sleep, I had a sudden urge of courage and slippped my hand down the front of her pants. She didn't resist, so i kept going, eventually she started breathing heavily, and making little sounds.
I didn't know what I was doing so i just kept going. Her breathing got heavier. She was getting really wet and the noises were getting louder. I was really nervous because we were in the lounge room and there were other people sleeping all around of us. There were about 8 people in the room including us, and i was scared someone was oging to wwake up and catch us.
I kept going anyway and her pussy got wetter and wetter. Her breathing got more rapid and i could see she was straining not to make too much noise.
She was almost about to cum when i felt sometime wierd in her vagina... it was automatic... it was systematic... it was hydromatic... WHY ITS A GREASE LIGHTNING
We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrell quads oh yeah (Keep talking woah keep talking)
We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads oh yeah (Keep talking whoa keep talking) A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah (I'll get the money I'll kill to get the money) With a four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door You know that ain't no shit we'll be getting lots of tit In Grease Lightning Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile (Grease lightning go grease lightning) Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
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Mmmmmm... Fried pig pussy! Once you eat one of these pig pussy pork rinds, you'll never eat another.. human pussy again. But FUCK human pussy! I fuck dead pigs. You'll read all about it in heartburn how I fuck them dead pigs before I turn em into pork rinds!
I couldn't get no twat from serenity back then. She only wanted dildos in her pussy twat. Big phony bologna dicks. But now she wants this real cock. Come here serenity lets show these assholes how we fuck. Lets show these assholes how we fuck. My sweet sweet serenity.
Fuck an umbilical cord out of your phony asshole, and I'll hang a pig with it, while I impregnate you with my 80 year old pork rind dick. You'll give birth to a dead pig and we'll cut him into pork rinds.
All in pork rinds of god. In a land that speaks only with its eyes. No language, no dildos, no fucking laws! Where the whores can't sell their pussy. Or use their twats to gold dig. A land where us warriors run free with our big dicks out, and our fucking hair wild.
Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Salt their dead skin and put em in plastic bags. Fuck you, you fucking, farting robots. Suck my dead pig. Suck my dead pig!
Oh thank the Lord for this thread it's been a while since I've lost this hard
I need advice /b/. I got home from work early tonight, about an hour and a half, and I see the t.v. on in the front room. I figure my wife is still up watching, so I decide to see if I can scare her by opening the door quickly. As I get to the door, I listen so I can catch her in a quiet spot in her show so as to scare her as much as possible. When I do, I hear her moaning loudly, which she only does right before she cums. It sounds like she is listening to adult swim, so I think it's a little weird, but I am ready to pop in and help her finish the job anyway, because just hearing her has given me an enormous boner. I turn the knob quickly and see her face down in my couch with a HUGE cock in her pussy. My chocolate lab's HUGE cock. He sees me, and turns around to try and meet me at the door, but he gets stuck, and he is just sitting ass to ass with my wife with his cock completely backwards for a few seconds. He has socks on his front paws for some reason, and he can't get traction for a few seconds. My wife is yelling from the couch that he's hurting her, and he finally gets the socks off and finds some footing. He drags her halfway off the couch and pops out of her and I swear what looks like a gallon of dog cum squirts out of her. He runs over to me, and by now my wife sees me and freaks out. All I can do is yell "What the FUCK?" I grabbed my bottle of vodka and some sprite and just went to my computer room and shut the door. She was pounding on the door for a few minutes, then she went into the bedroom and was in there crying for a while. This is my wife, and she is really an incredible woman, but seriously, what the hell do I do now?
9th grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.
Me: It's allright. Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it?
I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold.
Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits?
So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.
She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her vagina with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her vagina. I had seriously underestimated this vagina's liquid retention volume.
Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!
I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.
Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!
I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vagina and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.
>>750621061
Testicle bras
I used to be absolutely disgusted by dickgirls. For years I would deliberately skip saving pages from doujinshi I found if it had one in it. More recently though, I've accepted that there is futanari art that turns me on. I don't feel compelled to seek out pictures of real-life shemales; it's just one of those things, like piss-drinking and genital piercings, that anime makes arousing even though you'd never go for it in real life. I think it's a combination of three things:
1) Attaching a PENIS to a girl causes her to become sexually aggressive. She can't stop touching herself or trying to have sex with every girl, boy or other dickgirl she sees. An erection means "I'm horny, I want to have sex." When you see a girl gazing at you with a hard on, you know she wants you. Normal girls, it isn't always that obvious (a wet pussy is hard to see through clothes for example).
2) Seeing a dickgirl ejaculate is like how you wince when you see someone else get kicked in the nuts; it's a sympathetic reaction, like psychosomatic or something. Beautiful girls and ejaculating are high on most guys' lists of favorite things; dickgirls put them together in a simple package.
3) A dickgirl's dick is just another toy for you to play with. I'd treat it like an extra breast or a really big clit, something that will make her feel good when you touch her, and a hell of a lot more user friendly than a teeny tiny little knob at the top of her crotch.
4) After four years of nothing but 'normal' hentai (and some real life sex), I'm jaded by hentai. I need something a little kinkier to get me interested, and this fits the bill nicely without getting too fucked up like scat or mutilation or sensory deprivation.
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Hello /b/. I am a 35 year old married man, and a father of 2 teenagers. Well, let's just say I'm in a bit of a dilemma. Recently I've realized that both of my children are being bf and gf to each other. My 15 year old daughter has been acting very clingy towards her brother, and my 17 year old son has been fiercely protective of his sister. They've even insisted on sleeping in the same room, in the same bed and in addition I suspect my son has gotten his own sister pregnant because she's been feeling sick in the morning and having odd cravings. Earlier today my son had gotten into a fight at school over some guys who were apparently checking out his sister. I had to excuse myself from an important meeting at work to have a parent teacher conference about his fight. Right now they're in their room with their door closed doing God knows what.
I know this isn't a good place to ask for advice, but I just need to release some stress I've been having.
>>750642372
Stop trying to normalize it and make me accept it. You do you and leave me and my interests alone.
>>750627088
Oh wow. I think I get it now.
The head and neck is a dick. That was the key that explains everything.
It's raw sexualization. It's head is a dick on a body that is a dick and balls with a dick, balls, tits and a pussy. The lips are wet and ready to suck, dick ready to fuck, pussy ready to receive, nipples lactating, etc
It's a sex beast. A Google dream machine on acid depiction of what horny must feel like.
I believe my true self is that of a 1978 Honda Civic. That is who I truly am on the inside, my soul-being. To express this aspect of my personality I draw pictures of myself as an anthropomorphic 1978 Honda Civic and share them with others of my kind. My girlfriend is an 1975 AMC Gremlin, and we are soul-mates. Automobile soul-mates. I communicate with others of my kind mostly through the internet, but sometimes we attend conventions. People persecute us for our true selves. My neighbor threatened to call the cops on me just for talking to his Escort. I'm not even into Fords, but that's besides the point. Just because I AM a car doesn't mean I'm going to have relations with just every car I see. It's not about the sex, though there is a 1955 Chevy Bel-Air I will never forget. You never forget your first. But I'm sick of people saying I'm perverted and wrong, and that I'm not really a car I'm just crazy. They don't understand, I have just as much right to the road as they do. Those assholes at the DMV are the worst, but I'd rather not talk about that ugly incident of carsecution. I have a good mechanic, though. You've never lived until you've had this guy change your oil. It doesn't make me gay, because I'm a Honda, not really a person. Your morality doesn't apply to me. I am a car. Beep beep, mother fucker. Deal with it.
The OP knows where it is at all times. he knows this because he knows where he isn't. By subtracting where he is from where he isn't, or where he isn't from where he is (whichever is greater), he obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate an ETA for desu, banana, and log shitposting, as well as the corrective commands to drive the OP from a position where he is to a position where he isn't, and arriving at a position where he wasn't, he now is. Consequently, the position where he is, is now the position that he wasn't, and it follows that the position that he was, is now the position that he isn't.
In the event that the position that he is in is not the position that he wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the OP is, and where he wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the OP must also know where he was.
The OP guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, he is not sure just where he is. However, he is sure where he isn't, within reason, and he knows where he was. He now subtracts where he should be from where he wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where he shouldn't be, and where he was, he is able to obtain the deviation and his variation, which is called error.
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>The sea of newfags that dont know what /d/orse's are.
Bump
>>750621839
I don't get how even someone with that kind of fetish can fap to this.
>>750645135
With extreme self hatred.
Good thread. Would again.
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thank you all for making the worst thing
>>750648771
No worries. It was my pleasure, really.
