You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT an American.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT an American.
>>750607987
my diploma thesis took more work than an average American phd-thesis.
>>750607987
My dubs will decide if I'm American
>>750608420
dude lmao
>>750607987
I am American, deal with it homeslice.
>>750607987
My opinions don't matter and I'm not welcome on this site.
I speak English.
>>750607987
I use manual gearbox
>>750607987
All I can afford is manual gearbox.
Anyone fancy some fish and chips?
I can't afford food.
Nada como hablar español para probarlo.
>>750607987
My ancestors were cowards.
papi
>>750607987
kurwa
I have no foods
>>750607987
America rebuilt my country after WWII.
Tiocfaidh ár lá
>>750607987
My family history has never had any immigrants
>>750607987
I have to speak a second language because my country doesn't speak English natively and doesn't run the planet.
I don't cum when I see a gun.
I'm 1.71m tall.
I can walk to the supermarket.
I eat chips and drink, 'drinks' not fucking beverages, I solder with solder and work with aluminium and I see in colour!
I hand over my wife when I see a refugee who wants to rape her
>>750607987
I'm not gay like OP.
I can see my penis when i look down.
>>750608843
sorry to hear that
were they gay too?
My government has a better idea of what's best for me than I do.
>>750609179
Yes.
Gun control is a good idea
I believe people shouldn't be able to protect themselves or their families.
>>750609275
that so hot
>>750609279
didn't work in texas
I make fun of Americans for eating so much because I don't have a masculine job that burns calories.
i speak two languages
my healthcare is good and free
>>750609441
found the american
>>750607987
I spell words with a 'u' added in
>colour
>honour
>flavour
i can speak three languages
Aluminium
My country has to speak a second language because the first isn't the one that everyone uses internationally anyway.
I think things are free even though I pay for them via taxes.
My country's military spending is subsidized by American military spending because I'm not adult enough to live in a country that's responsible for its own protection.
My country doesn't have more mass shootings a year than days in a year
Celsius
i am not fat
>>750607987
i can afford to live a pretty good life without worrying taht i could lose it in a second.
In my country, people get stabbed and run over by trucks instead of shot because my government doesn't trust its citizens to make adult decisions.
I don't belong on 4chan because I don't value individual liberty.
>>750609605
sure kid
States of water tell me how hot or cold it is, rather than how comfortable I am.
Celsius, only -4 right now but in a months time -30 or more is coming :D.
I have wrong opinions on how pizza should be prepared.
Guns don't kill people uh uh, I kill people, with guns. POW
i'm european
I like vegetables
Fucking make me
i am using the metric system
My country hasn't contributed to civilization since world war 2
mum
You have 10 seconds to prove you do not live in the best country in the world
i need measurements dumbed down for me
>>750610653
France
I, for one, welcome our sandnigger overlords.
>>750607987
I am not morbidly obese
>>750607987
I drive sovietcar
tea
I am white.
>>750607987
hola my name is skyler and I live trap threads
>>750607987
i live a happy life
Im poor
i hate americans
I'd never talk shit irl because I know I'm weak and a faggot.
>>750609441
because the first thought is to bring a firearm to a church
Aluminium
I have an IQ above 20
Poutine
I go to other countries sites for attention.
I don't blame races for my problems.
I have an IQ below 100.
>>750610979
sorry about your reading comprehension issues.
>>750607987
I unironically believe traps are gay
I don't blame the case of a problem for the problem it caused.
I eat garbage out of the gutter.
I reddit space on 4chan because I was never taught right from wrong.
I have decent health care and other public services.
colour
Mum
I don't read threads before replying.
tea oi pip pip cheerio gov'ner
After the 9 years of mandatory school i knew more than the average american college student.
And i could drink since 16.
>>750607987
>ameritard here
>fuck you muh freedoms!
Please fuck my wife, Mr. black man.
i don't capitalize the "i" when i write because i got a nanny state education
>>750611502
>the same guy
btw i'm livin in Switzerland.
>>750607987
bought a gun without triggering anyone of my friends/coworkers/parents
Metric, Dont own an AR with a 100 round drun mag for home defense, free healthcare
I'm literally not allowed to say edgy things, so I go to American sites to do it.
I can name most of these countries. Well except for most of Africa, Micronesia and the Caribbean island-states.
Traps are gay
I know all the country names because mine isn't the most important.
>>750607987
I can say nigger in front of a nigger.
>>750608170
no.... no it didn't.
>>750607987
>10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT an American
I'm so jealous that I go on an American anime image board to make threads about how jealous I am of America.
>>750607987
I'm not an overweight muslim
>>750607987
I have free public healthcare
I don't understand that paying taxes means my healthcare isn't actually free. I'm not very well educated because my leaders realize I have the brain of a child.
>>750612360
>free public healthcare
>free
He thinks it's free.
иди нaхyи
Pizza, real pizza
>>750607987
Me no speak americano
Koskenkorva Karjalanpiirakka PERKELE
>>750609526
My taxes are also 60% of my salary
My country hasn't experience a mass shooting in over two decades.
>>750612692
Eбaть вaшy мaть
>>750613194
Oh shit working 60% of the time for nothing
Alluminium
I don't weigh 200 kgs.
And like the rest of the civilized world, I use kgs to measure weight.
>>750613495
Oh shit, 60% of my time is devoted to something in which I have no say in the spending.
The majority of my population has never seen a real gun
I have, overall, a childish view of how the world works.
I take a month vacation every year paid by my company as it’s the law.
>>750609074
I don't believe widely overexaggerated talking points made by cuntservative media.
>>750607987
free healthcare
>>750607987
You mean gabacho, don't you?
Spierdalaj, anon.
>>750613823
I don't believe widely overexaggerated talking points made by cuntservative media. I live them.
Colour. Flavour.
I am a straight male that like to bang chicks and eat salad for lunch
>>750608170
Very good, German detected. What field?
>>750613995
>straight male
>eat salad
>>750607987
I'm a crybaby that worries about another country
>>750614033
Not talking about history or having free speech.
Wtf is Wyoming?
>>750608912
'Yup Gerry.
I don't own a gun
>>750607987
Пpивeт!
i don't be afraid of black cocks
>>750614372
>i am a freeloader who refuses to grow up
I live in reality
>>750609995
Sweden
>>750614372
I can enunciate a phrase without a "yeah men"
I lost my green card in the Panama Canal
>>750614679
>"yeah men"
I think my superiors say "yeah men".
>>750614372
sure kid
I own a passport. There are stamps in it.
>>750607987
>walking down street mudslime uses acid attack to melt my face im sentenced to life in prison for racism for reporting the incident
Joo en mä mikää jenkki oo :D
>>750614783
>my filing system is based on geometric visualizations
>i do this because i'm a toddler
>>750614783
fuck niggers
>>750607987
My house isn't made out of paper and I use proper measurement units
I say chocolate bar, not candy bar.
Pop, not soda.
Hei du sug
>>750607987
I dont live in a country where whites shoot up schools on a fortnightly basis
I do not care more for this thread than for not being able to see my penis
I have to go to other countries to experience cool things instead of just going to states in my own country.
>>750608801
Jajaja yaves
>>750607987
I live in canada
>>750607987
Don’t have to equip full body armour and drive an apc to go to the local supermarket due to the constant mass shootings.
>>750607987
'st'sie d'tabarnac'
i can walk more than 10 meters
My house is made of rocks, like a nigger or caveman. I have trouble memorizing measurements that aren't based on a single rule.
>>750608556
1980s america
>>750607987
Why would I want to prove I'm not awesome?
UP YOURS, COMMIE FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>750609088
Kek
Sweet dubs
I'm not fat
>>750615002
go back to europe or canada or wherever youre from. go home.
I do not need to pay to have sex
>>750613655
Sad life bro
>>750614977
stay mad kid
I ride a kangaroo to work everyday
>>750607987
I'm not fat
>>750615127
so weak
I was not raped as a child and I will not be a psychopath
>>750615239
...refugees are always around to rape me for free.
Cлaвa Укpaїнi!
>>750607987
pendejo
>>750615331
kek
>>750614957
I can use paint without fucking it up.
>>750615392
sorry about that kid. it was an accident.
>>750607987
I'm not obese
my waist is not greater than my height
>>750607987
I didn't get shot yet
I don't have a fascist for president.
I make irrelevant arguments to subconsciously make up for the fact my government doesn't trust me with weapons.
I'm not the Israel bitch
>>750615575
stay mad kid
I like women more than a weapon
>>750615414
Гepoям cлaвa
I don't like women enough to protect them with weapons.
>>750607987
i voted for trump
The idea was to prove that you're NOT American. Not to post outdated American stereotypes to prove that you ARE.
my university does not cost 10 times more and has 10 times less content
>>750607987
I pay a 97% tax rate to subsidise the free healthcare of the refugees who get ill from raping my wife
"Organics" is just "food" for us.
>>750615998
>>750614783
That's always been such a stupid argument. They are two completely different systems of organization. One is based on scope and so that picture is a good visual representation but the other is based on the cyclical nature of the earth. The month is the most relevant piece of information because it tell you at what point during a year something happened. A January in one year will be similar to a January in any year. The Year is last because it has no bearing on the seasons.
>>750615364
Stay mad Americuck
>>750608779
we call it fish n' chips in the us too.
I have eaten things that are not McDonald or KFC
>>750607987
Fat wheelchair cunts
>>750608928
at least you're not eu
>>750616178
stay weak kid
>>750616181
yeah. ironically.
>>750607987
I want to be American
>>750615655
>implying europeans can't get guns
I can get a gun license for 200€ and buy up to 3 handguns and unlimited rifles with it.
>>750616256
This. We're only pretending to be gay.
>>750607987
Yo hablo taco
when I fly I do not pay two seats
>>750616265
most foreigners do. its why we're bitching about "takin muh jobs" so often.
>>750616254
Stay morbidly obese Ameritard
>>750607987
Surströmming.
>>750616325
explain your annual gun death statistics to me like im 5 then. and no bully.
>>750616372
sure kid
thinks all americans are alike.
stay retarded kid
>>750616325
Who was talking about europoors? Stop being so self-centered. Oops! Isn't that an criticism of America? Guess we're not so different after all...
I'm going to die of natural causes
>>750615655
No my government do not trust me with weapons. I did my military service carrying a fully loaded 7.62mm (NATO of course) H&K G3.
I can get a hunting license giving me the right to own 3 rifles without problem and more with some effort.
I can get one or more pistols or revolvers after 6 months of waiting.
Yeah nobody trusts me with weapons.
my boss is not Jewish
>>750617011
Read threads before replying, little baby child.
>>750616537
>Who was talking about europoors?
Americans love to rave on about europeans having nogunz just as much as we love raving on about you having no healthcare.
When an American goes "yes but muh guns tho" that's always directed to europeans, don't try to deny it come on
>>750616463
Almost a factor of 10 lower than the US.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate
>Italy
All we do is stop tards and psycopaths from getting guns, not the general public.
To get the license you just need to take a medical exam (similar to the one for a driving license), a simple psych evaluation, and short (1 day?) firearms safety course.
I’m not fat
Free university and our largest city is basically a giant ghetto
>>750607987
soccer
>>750617184
>When an American goes "yes but muh guns tho" that's always directed to europeans, don't try to deny it come on
I was talking about Australians, you dumb fag. Thanks for proving how self-centered you are.
>he's from a country that sided with hitler
Makes sense.
>>750614957
what? 1 < 30 < 364
that's why DD/MM/YYYY
30 < 1 < 365 doesn't make any sense
FOOTball is played more with the feet than with the hands
>>750617487
>2017
>not siding with Hitler
what
>>750617551
Fok ya
>>750617184
my heroes have all their limbs
I'm poor, I can't speak my mind in public, and I am over-run with Mudskins, and if I have a butter knife I get arrested. Oh, and it's OK to rape little girls here if you are a Mudskin.
>>750617551
day/month/year makes no sense either.
The only logical way to represent a date is YYYYMMDD. Today is 20171110.
>t. datawarehouse architect
>>750607987
I don't have to move my stomach to the side to see my dick
I took my kid to the doctor's and got a flu shot and paid nothing. Kids fine just something viral. Will work itself out
>>750617551
month/12
day/31
year/infinity
Do you put the days in the middle? and in the hour how do you do it? hours: seconds: minuts (american logic ... soooo smarts)
>>750617718
The same applies to italy. The vast majority of gun deaths are suicides.
The gun deaths by homicide in the US are 3.6 per 100K, the gun deaths by homicide in IT are 0.35 per 100K.
Gun violence isn't as big an issue as leftards make it out to be, but yours is still several times worse than ours and that's a fact.
>>750612512
Technically it's free compare to America where you're given a bill for Medicare and could potentially bankrupt you if it's serious health issues like cancer.
In Canada, we all pay taxes so our healthcare is covered so we can live comfortably and not having to worry about paying bills for medical care. Also much easier to switch jobs as well.
I glorify more a professor than a military man without studies
in my country the police decreases the crime instead of increasing it
>>750618178
sure kid
>>750614372
Complaining about capitalism on your phone/computer made by asians and designed by americans. The metals and plastic brought from all over the world.
And this board is funded by ads to stay alive.
Thanks to capitalism.
Thanks to profits.
By the way nothing in capitalism says you can give a certain precent of your salary to charity. I do that.
How bout you kid?
the average IQ of my country allows us to argue without telling us faggots
>>750618560
Cant give*
Fuck me
>>750618560
If you think that other systems do not build things globally, I recommend you go back to school. but please not an American, a real one
