"Louis CK says Misconduct allegations against him are True."
This is how you kill a story.
This man is a genius. Well played you magnificent bastard.
He'll take 18 months out and be back in action and better than ever.
Masturbating legend.
Never said a funny thing in his life. Why are all liberal comics unfunny and shitty actors?
>>750602255
This is more a civil thing. He might pay money, but unlikely do any actual time. And you know this is the most benign way to... well I can't even say sexuality assault someone. He just exposed himself in a private place to an unwilling person. I mean why didn't they just leave?
>>750602414
We all have opinions, m8.
>>750602535
He asked permission. Never intentional coercion. Nothing illegal. No need to pay money.
>>750602414
Psst hey anon, your retardation is showing.
>>750602414
He’s funny as fuck you cock sucking Trumphead.
>>750602674
>>750602414
He is right you know
>>750602414
who do you think is funny, fucking Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the cable guy?
>>750602414
Bet you'll be voting for Roy Moore, right?
>>750602720
Conservative comic is an oxymoron though.
>>750602783
lol burn
>>750602414
>liberal comics
You can just say comics.
ITT
>>750601996
Now they're gonna come out of the woodwork to sew him.
>>750601996
He also confessed because the allegations are true. I've heard he's never denied his perverted side.
Also this
>>750602664
>>750601996
He addressed this whole thing years ago as well... he even said he'd take question about it and said it were true and no one really pressed it afterward. he jacked off in front of some people, I mean it's not a good thing like he's not a saint but who the fuck cares it's not like he was raping people or whatever.
>>750602884
this.
>>750602783
GIT RRR DONEE
>>750601996
>This is how you kill a story
No, this is how you kill a career faster than having someone else kill it for you. He is a true cuck, and in true cuck fashion, he admits wring doing and basically says "take my money and career with no fight"
>>750602414
>le redditor /pol/tard pretends 4chan never liked Louis
When are you poor white trash little kids going to realize no one wants you here?
>>750603968
*wrong
>>750602664
I believe he did it to a couple of female comics where he invited them into a room, didn't ask to do it, and did it while blocking the exit.
The allegations are never the consensual interactions, doofus. The consensual ones just speak up to support the victims of the illegal ones so they're believed.
>>750604006
Talk about cuck. You look like you're disagreeing with yourself for the sake of correcting a typo on an anonymous post. Yikes.
>>750602414
>>750604124
And yet you replied.
True cuck indeed, cuck.
>>750604037
Fenanon is mad. I’ve heard no door blocking stories so far.
If he committed no crime who gives a shit? Get raped bitch.
>>750604037
>invited them into a room, didn't ask to do it, and did it while blocking the exit.
You need to cite evidence when saying things or you're just as bad as the stupid cunts leading witch hunts.
>>750604360
>all that reddit spacing
>>750603968
>thinking he'll lose popularity for "sexual misconduct" in Hollywood: literally the land of debauchery.
>>750604438
Yeah, kinda like how Weinstein and every other person in hollywood... Oh yeah, he'll totally be fine... Because hollywood is debauchery....
>>750604037
His statement, which jibes with the NYT article.
"These stories are true. At the time, I said to myself that what I did was O.K. because I never showed a woman my dick without asking first, which is also true. But what I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have power over another person, asking them to look at your dick isn’t a question. It’s a predicament for them. The power I had over these women is that they admired me. And I wielded that power irresponsibly. I have been remorseful of my actions."
So, he did a scummy thing, but it doesn't sound illegal.
Do you have any evidence to support your "belief"?
>>750602414
he tries too hard to bait the hook. comedy shouldn't feel forced like it does when some fag has a show making it more about the deadline&expose of the show and less about the content-value.
that being said I know nothing about these allegations at this moment and wish him the best because I feel like if you don't have the balls to say something in the moment then you deserve to live in the damnation of your own hell. IE weinstien; he didn't sexually assault anyone - he just paid a mentally abusive and extortive prostitute who needed more money when he wouldnt budge. fucking twats
>>750603968
He basically silenced anyone else who might come out to speak about him. There is no story in it anymore because he's admitted he's a perv.
Also is jerking off all you need to do to be considered a perv now? FTGE
>>750604781
Roman Polanski literally fucked a 13 year old in the 70's and he's still making movies.
>>750604781
>faggy condescension
>ellipses for gays
>reaction image from a show for gays
You know you're not a real person, right?
>>750601996
Anyone who had ever seen any of his stand up would have never been the least bit surprised about this.
His entire bit is that he's a fat ugly lonely horny 50 year old pervert.
>>750604781
For the record, I also don't think he did anything wrong, just saying he's probably not gonna get too much shit for this.
>>750602414
i didnt know comics were labeled liberal or conservative. That being said, he is more successful, more funny, a better actor, a better writer, more creative, and certainly richer than you will ever be. And please, show me a funny "conservative" comic, you tea-bagging ignorant cunt.
>>750604037
>never the consensual interactions, doofus
The difference between consensual relations and non-consensual relations is rarely black-and-white, doofus. That's why so many women need to get drunk first. Women -- and men -- will fuck money or power, then suffer pentimenti, then blame the money or power for their attractiveness. The Devil makes them do it!
Just a fucking witch hunt at this point, what he did is nothing like other cases of sexual harrasment, he never even touched those women.
Plus he admitted it, apologized for it and it happend more than a decade ago.
I find it a bigger offense that these women go to the media with this shit and ruin his career for this shit.
>>750604830
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
– Henry Kissinger
He knows he didn't commit any crimes so he has nothing to worry about by admitting it.
>>750605691
>suffer pentimenti
Who talks like this?
>>750601996
Stop fapping
>>750602414
"He's not funny cause he's liberal."
This fucking retarded political gang mentality that the libtards and conservashits play with is some of the most ignorant retarded shit I've ever seen.
>>750605930
You can stop spamming how a children's author feels, reddit spacer.
>>750605930
That's so dumb.
He had their consent, what did he do wrong?
>>750605930
Life can't be reduced to cute quotes. Get a wife or don't, and either way, jack off whenever you want. It's not some stupid game it's just something that humans do some times.
>>750605918
We're writing here.
Lucky you that the Internet is so full of dictionaries.
>>750606173
No, seriously. Are you a fag? Second year community college student who just learned a word he thinks will make him an intellectual?
>>750606173
>pretentious
>pedant
He's right. You're gay.
>>750603968
Not entirely certain you know wtf "cuck" means.
>>750606114
Marty, you're not thinking in the SJWth dimension! He's white and has a job that involves a bit of power, so even if they say "yes sir, please jack off in front of me!" it's only because of the inherent sexism built into the system so they still weren't consenting.
>>750605306
...in France
>>750602884
Unintentional irony.
>>750606376
*pats you on the head*
The adults are talking, sweetie.
>>750604037
kys kiddo
>>750606273
>>750606340
We know where you're from.
>>750605017
>Also is jerking off all you need to do to be considered a perv now? FTGE
Well, inviting people into your office\house and then just whip it out and start fapping in front of them.
>>750601996
I hope Louis CK career dies. He is not funny, he is just a fat guy who hates white people and swears to get laughs.
Was all of this before he was married?
>>750606600
Read all you want, just don't be a pretentious faggot. Why is this so difficult for you to understand? Son of single mommy?
>>750606681
what do you define as hating white people?