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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>750589400
>>750589400
>>750589400
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>>750589667
kek, fucking tard
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>>750589773
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just delete the thread op your thread is pure cancer
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>>750589400
>>750590156
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Better luck next time.
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>>750589400

I hate staged shit. The cameras in are mounted from the ceiling, not from the opposite side of the aisle
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>>750589400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oid2ZYDGgB0&index=15&list=PLWKFrWaxGx3EkdH22PxXXt7ZCB0p0vqXE&t=65s
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>>750590156
Cancer you say? I have just the cure!


No need to thank me... Thank Lori
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>>750590638
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>>750590156
just because of the artposter
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>>750589667
Can someone make a GIF out of this ??
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>>750589400

how considerate of him to do this totally not staged thing directly in the middle of this camera's field of range
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>>750590743
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>>750590749
The art is pretty cool this time
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>>750589750
Thats my favourite painting. My gf drew me a rendition of that in colored pencil over like six months as a birthday present. Its fucking incredible.
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>>750589667
Can someone convert this into GIF ?!??
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>>750591289
fck u faggot
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>>750589400
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>>750589400
huge dump

viwright . (com) (slash) (address id)
6fEs
6fJb
6fL0
6fMy
6fOW
6fPt
6fRL
6fSY
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>>750591079
Lost
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>>750589608
That's pretty good
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>>750591289
I have never seen McDonald that looks like that
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>>750591603
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>>750590756
>>750591324
do it yourself, you useless faggot
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>>750591603
There is one in Jackson MS
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>>750591289
faggit
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>>750589772
He doesn't even look like Harry Potter.
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>>750592072

made me chuckle
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>>750591515
ur gay
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>>750590968
SH-SH-SH-SHAAAAAAA
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>>750592035
o no why pupper splode?
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>>750591289
sheet
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>>750592257
Scream bloody gore
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>>750592853
Tree if bog
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>>750592996
>bigtird
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>>750589772
What did they expecto, patronum?
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>>750589750
moar
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>Be me
>Be 15
>Be in 4th grade bc i failed a year
>New class
>Another one in class failed more than a year, he's like 17 yo
>He always brags about his 70$ Armani underwear
>Let's call him Smoothballs (You'll find out later)
>He's a kinda ripped chad, I'm a metalfag
>Tries to bully me everyday, and it always ends up in a fight
>Skip to half of schoolyear
>PE
>Not me nor him are allowed in Gym, me because of my boots, Smoothballls because of his baggy Jeans showing his overpriced underpants
>While PE Instructor is out of the gym, Smoothballs starts picking on the smaller kids playing basket in order to impress some thots
>Kicks the ball, slap the back of their head etc. etc.
>While he's doing a grip to the nerdier kid, he's bent 90° forward
>His jeans slacks off showing the interity of his underpants
>Time for vengeance
>I grab his waistband with both hands
>On top of my autism i scream "SUPREMEEEEEEEEEE WEDGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP.JPG
>What's left of his pants lies in my hands
>His pants drops to the ground
>His dick's so tiny it looks like a newborn, without a single hair
>Desperately tries to chase me and trips off
>Cries like a bitch
>Thots laugs
>I get suspended
>Whole school start calling him smoothballs
>FFW 7 years
>I see him in the block of my old school
>He weighs 300 pnds
>No one of his former friends even looks at him
>His face looks like he's constantly contemplating suicide
>Pic is MFW
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>>750591643
thats some fallout shit right there
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>>750590156
>Joins a thread to call it cancer
>kek
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>>750589629
I don't get it Oo
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>>750589772
>filename
Kek'd
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>>750589797
Fucking kek!
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>>750593059
kek
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>>750592440
Terrorist pupper
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>>750589667
Too bad there's no pantyshot of the cute loli.
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>>750589694
Lost.
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>>750591289
sound good
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>>750589400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2506OVIvdo
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>>750589400
yeah whoever thought this was funny is a fucking idiot. Its phony as fuck you should be ashamed for considering it humor
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this is some funny shet hur jall
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>>750589772
Hahaha worth it
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>>750595680
This is now a cringe thread
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>>750589772
Ledgendary
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>>750589773
A lot of ballerinas that Degas painted worked as prostitutes because being a ballerina didn't pau shit. I wonder if people went around museuems and said, "Oh wow, I fucked her in the ass and used here tutu to clean off my dick." I bet some did.
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>>750596072
It's hentai
I got the trips to unlock the folder yesterday. -.-
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>>750595680
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>>750592996
Lost
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>>750589797

Fucking epic
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>>750591643
It's still there. In Des Plaines, Il. (pic related) Across the street is a modern McDonalds.
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>>750589772
I’ve read this article, they deserved it.
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>>750593922
so you like smooth baby penis?
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>>750591289
You fucking bitch
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>>750592996
gonna be my halloween costume next year
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>>750589694
gonna do a cover with this lyrics, stay tuned niggers
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>>750596320
finally lost, golden
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>>750596566
link pl0x
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>>750593922
is there a single bully who is not inferior to the people he is bullying?
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>>750596549
Yeh I lived out there, pretty neat shit
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>>750595231
Why the fuck do you have your dick out in a ylyl thread?
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>>750589728
Afghanis
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>>750591441
no way he said that. this is fake news...
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>>750591603
I remember seeing one when I went traveling across Texas
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>>750589667
tbh the worst part about having a society is losing natural selection, we just have these tards running around everywhere care free tarding it up doing whatever they want and get away with it becuase they dont know any better
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>>750591441
I remember that article
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>>750598785
sorta this, it just shifts the selection to other than physical aspects...but you're on the right track, because it stunts evolution in a sense or at the least throws selection off of a progression towards the determinant factors being optimally a combination of the physical and intellectual.
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>>750596566
I would also like link, have this pic
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>>750593922
This is as bad as the banana. So Mission accomplished, I guess.
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>>750599684
you have my attention

tell me more of this desu
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>>750589716
Would bang
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>>750591289
Baka
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>>750599831

+3 for effort; but the Desu kinda ruins the flow.
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>>750591603
The menu maybe. Those kinds of descriptions for food weren't used way back when. The building is right.
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>>750591289
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>>750589728
Lost
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>>750598785
Well yeah, dude, as an anthropologist, I can tell you that's no secret to the elite. The advent of cities has been proven to coincide with a dramatic increase in disease, sickness, and catastrophic social upheaval related to population density. Also, as an anthropologist, I can tell you there is extensive contemporary evidence that population density in an area is directly correlated to a higher incidence of per capita violent crime and mental illness.

Humans were never designed to live the way many do, now, and it's not just cities, the blind anthropocentric social order that we operate by (such as this recent fetish with a superimposed false equality) sees a healthy man as "equal" to a mindless parasitic vegetable, and equal to a violent murderer. It's absurd. Nobody is equal.

The foundation of progress and evolution is inequality. Evolution doesn't work by fixing what's broken. It works by eliminating it and using the resources to fuel the fittest and best, which is the actual opposite of Western contemporary social constructs.
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>>750590800
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>>750591289

faggot
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>>750593922
>4th grade
>15
>wut
>4th grade
>17
>nigger wut
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>>750591667
Can someone make a gif out of this ..
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>>750589667
Why do people do this? What if the kid gets stabbed in the eye by a candle?
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Desu
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>>750591515
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>>750589728
Divorce?
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>>750591067
its fucking wank
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>>750598785
Yeah, it doesn't have to be that way, though. Society itself isn't the issue as much as our social policy. Society can be anything we want it to be. It's just a construct. A product of the leading ideologies, or lack thereof. It can be said that society doesn't even exist. There are just people.
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>>750596549
>Des Plaines, Il
FUCKING SHIT HOLE !
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>>750595680
It's vertigo
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Desu <3
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>>750589772
Two bitches bully a guy because they think they are untouchable, this happens, well deserved
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>>750595231
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>>750602517
Im slightly scared Desu
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>>750596549
>two mcdonald's on the same street
fucking americans
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test
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>>750602828
D~Desu
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>>750602874
can you please just kill yourself already
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>>750603225
your waifu is garbage, no one cares virgin
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>>750589772

Autismos Maximosis!
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>>750591643
TAKE ME BACK
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Desu :3
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>>750600430
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>>750591289
no
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>>750591289
fk u
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>>750603945
beat me pls Desu
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>>750589400
>have only one black friend
>go over to his place to chill
>he's got a few of his other friends over, all black
>somehow we got on the subject of dads
>tell them how I've only ever spoken to my dad once, over the phone, because he is in prison
>"it's alright man. I haven't seen my dad since I was a lil baby. he said he was going to the store to get some smokes and he never came back"
>one of the other guys speaks up
>"YO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DAD TOO"
>friend says his dad left to get gas for the car
>all 4 of the niggers that I know don't know their fathers
>all their fathers left for the same reason
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>>750594279
You must be 18 or older to post on 4chan.
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>>750591289
Wr
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>>750593059
Lost
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>>750604220
as someone who ignores these "reply to this post" shitposting, i actually lost to this one
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>>750590756

>being an apple nigger in 2017
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>>750593251
The wobble
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>>750590756
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blob:http://www.nydailynews.com/4f6cf8a2-4f3e-45cf-940b-f415195d6795

http://nypost.com/2017/11/09/accused-child-molester-plunges-to-death-trying-to-escape-angry-parents/
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>>750602637
best girl
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>>750591324
>>750590756
Kek what the fuck can't your phone view webm?
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>>750591385
someone get this guy involved in a space program, this is frikkin ingenious
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>>750589667
>>750590756
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>>750595986
Get out
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>>750605083
>http://nypost.com/2017/11/09/accused-child-molester-plunges-to-death-trying-to-escape-angry-parents/
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>>750604220
>You WILL die in your sleep
>In your sleep
>Death must occur during sleep
>Curse in effect, regular death disabled
>Keep mom awake, caffeine, tv, air horn, doesn't matter.
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>>750596013
This made me laugh
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>>750591289
Nigger
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>>750591289
...
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>>750591289
What a steal
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>>750593251
I wonder if they laughed, considering how unlikely that muxht be
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>>750589667
>>750598785
>TEH ABORTION GUYZ ITS BAD JESUZ HIMSELF APPEARED ON THE ANUS OF MY DIG AND TOLD ME TO KEEP THIS RETARD AND THEN POPE CAME AND TOOK MY LOLI DAUGHTER BUT ITS FINE BECAUSE I KEPT A BUNCH OF MORON CELLS IN MY WIFE'S UTERUS
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>>750592996
Was this intentional? What's going on here
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>>750590054
r/thathappened
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>>750591289
fuku
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>>750605693
Just open the webm wtf? You can't view them somehow? Do you have a virus?
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>>750591289
fuck you asshole
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>>750591289
K
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>>750593203
What a legend.
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>>750589806
Fucking lost
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Fl
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Break through the underage, your posts I can't seem to find,
Pollution burns my eyes, type words I can't speak so I

Stop my struggling, then I bump to the surface,
Fill my folders with Suiseiseki, then let it out ~desu

I give it all, now there's a reason why I spam,
So give it all, and it's these reasons that belong to us

Pop culture's where we are, and still we F5 this shit,
To bury ourselves in them, Snacks breaking under tension

For far too long these voices, muffled by normality,
It's time to come to our senses, up from the dirt

We give it all, now there's a reason why I spam,
So give it all, and it's these reasons that belong to us

Read (Read), the spam we post (post), the site we love (love), our pings reaching distances,
(captcha) so Ctrl-C my word (Ctrl-v), break into desu (sage), through seas of Yotsuba

So please believe your eyes, a Maidens vice,
Is not what we had in our minds,
I'm coming home tonight, home tonight

We give it all, now there's a reason why we spam,
So give it all, and it's these reasons that belong to us

Today I offer all myself to this I'm living for my dying wish,
I give it all, now there's a reason, there's a reason, to give it all
>>
>>750593922
Wait, you were in 4th grade at 15? That would be failing much more than one year, what country are you from? 4th graders are like 11 in the US.
>>
Sat on sakura stump
Cannot be touched by memes & subversion
I'll reclaim this page upon the web
Look at this thread
All is about nothing, everyone comes near
The remotest parts of the world

By desu
We can dissolve the disruptive subrogation
I have to try
Suiseiseki's alive for good
Under my feet the garden
Over me the largest
It's proudness I felt
Lifelong misery
How do we get off ban island?
Is there is a proxy beyond
Indestructible 4chan is a temple

Birth to a place, a place
Where I cannot unsee what is wrong and
All Mods are gone

I close my eyes
I'm all around, I feel so present
Embracing it's vastness I hold
Facing the world
I become a part of it
I'm not alone anymore ~desu
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>>750591289
nig
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This board is a place where the villains wear a false mask of anonymity
While they take lulz you can never replace
Stolen moments gone forever
Well, tables can turn as the newfags will soon enough learn
I will sage with desu and then watch them fall
into the pyre of 404
You can report ’till you drop, screaming 'learn the rules'
You’ll say any trope if you think it'll stop me
I will carry hell to your Thread; I will make you leave
You will reap the damage you’ve sown on my judgment day
Sleepless nights and days of damnation
Soon and evermore
I will bring Suiseiseki knocking upon your door
And kek is a lie swearing that no matter what it won’t die
Disappearing like a star in the sky
In the hot light of morning
But what do I care?
There are lulz to be had everywhere
First there’s retribution I must prepare
Mighty vengeance is mine
I have a nice post that will tempt you onward
And just when you’re sure that the thread is yours
I’ll deliver Suiseiseki to your doorstep dressed in green facade
Then, I’ll sage you to page 10 like an angry Mod
Once you’re in my glistening garden heed the page count
It’s the final text you see as you descend to 404
Fall down on your knees
Fall down and let me hear you pray
Fall down on your knees
’till I can hear you bargaining, scheming, begging and screaming to me
I will send Suiseiseki to your doorstep; you will rue the day
You will reap the damage you’ve sown no matter how hard you pray
It’s a board without any rules, fashioned in cold blood
Posts of fear and calls of doubt
No forgiveness, no way out
Only Anonymous
Then, desu
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Revolution in their minds - Suiseiseki start to march
Against the world in which they have to live
and all the hate that's in their hearts
They're tired of being pushed around
and told just what to do
They'll fight the world until they've won
and love comes flowing through

Anonymous of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing fear in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of 404 fear?
Can they win the fight for BBS or will they disappear?

So you Anonymous of the world,
listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
spread the desu all day
Show the world that desu is still alive
you must be brave
Or you Anonymous of today are
Anonymous of the Grave, Yeah!
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>>750601678
was thinking the exact same thing, i would have slapped the shit out of him if it was my son doing it to my daughter...
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Here we go again motherfucker

Come on down and see the idiot right here
too fucked to post OC, afraid to care
>Whats the matter with reposts anyways? right?
get the fuck out of my face
understand I cant feel anything
it isn't like I wanna sift through the decay
I feel like a wound
and like I got a fucking gun against my head
you live when I'm dead

One more thread motherfucker

Everybody hates me now so fuck it
blood's on my face and my hands don't know why,I'm not afraid to cry
but that's none of your business
Whose life is it? Get it? see it? feel it? eat it? spin it around
so I can spit in OP's face
I wont leave without a trace
get out, I don't want to die in this place

people=desu
people=desu what you gonna do
people=desu 'cuz I'm not afraid of you
people=desu I'm everything you'll never be
people=desu

It never stops
you can't be everything to everyone

Contagion I'm sittin on the side of Suiseiseki
what do you want from me?
They never told me the failure I was meant to be
Overdo it, don't tell me you blew it, stop your bitchin'
and fight your way through it
I'm not like you
I just fuck up

>c'mon mother fucker everybody has to kek
>c'mon mother fucker everybody has to kek !!

people=desu
people=desu what you gonna do
people=desu 'cuz I'm not afraid of you
people=desu I'm everything you'll never be
people=desu
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>>750608262
he failed a grade so you can't expect him to get his age correct.
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>>750589572
Damn
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Who the fuck is posting that fake nagisa

This is the only true Nagisa-chan
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>>750608200
nice

desu~
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>>750589694
Masterful, very impressed.
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>>750608542
Desu <3

>>750608749
kys <3
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Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.

The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight

Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand..
>>
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>>750609083
Good morning desu~
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>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all

This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all

>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"

>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine

We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save 4chan
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"

For I oh so love 4chan
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon

Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive

>A good thread we cannot make
>Anons are all taking the bait
>At this rate 4chan
Will surely die

This thread has been just perfect
The kind of thread of whuch I've dreamed since I was new
Post limit coming soon
Butthurt faggots giving (You)s
Who says a newfag can't triforce at all?
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>>750603047
Glad the show was self aware enough to have his classmates even be like, "wait nigga, you're not a girl?"

HIS mom crazy af tho
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>>750609200
Goodmorning Desu <3

>>750609396
yeah although people are usually a little more subtle about that stuff irl

and his mum is nicer than mine
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>>750589667
Get this family-friendly shit off of my /b/
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AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking DESU'S! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking desu's! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking desu's, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "DESU THIS, DESU THAT, MOTHER SUISEISEKI LOVES US, DESU DESU DESU DESU, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking DESU's on the "furry porn" section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
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>>750609534
>his mum is nicer than mine

Sounds like the perfect assassin training according to mister clap back.
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>>750609748
HI, I'M SUISEISEKI, FOUNDER AND CEO OF ROZEN MAIDEN. MY BEAMS OF LIGHT GLOWED UPON YOUR SISTER LAST NIGHT, HER UNKNOWING FORM FAST ASLEEP. MY PULSING BOATLIGHTS FLASHED UPON HER, AND SHE AWOKE WITH A GASP. DEATHLY AFRAID OF MY MASSIVE, LUMINOUS RETINAS, SHE ATTEMPTED TO CRAWL AWAY BUT TO NO AVAIL. I PENETRATED HER WITH MY CHRISTMAS COLORS OF EYES, HER SCREAMS OF BOTH PAIN AND PLEASURE. MY PULSATING FLASHING BOATLIGHTS DROVE HER INTO A DEADLY EPILLEPTIC SEIZURE, BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN WAKE UP HER BONES HAD CRACKED ON THEMSELVES DUE TO THE VIOLENT MOVEMENTS OF HER BODY, CAUSING HER A DEATH LIKE NONE OTHER BEFORE IT. I GUARANTEE IT ~DESU
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>>750609755
trained me to be a lil bitch more like

but no not really, I am really good at hiding tho Desu :3
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>>750596549
Is that Des Plaines? Thought that was still inside Chicago Border.
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Sat on sakura stump
Cannot be touched by memes & subversion
I'll reclaim this page upon the web
Look at this thread
All is about nothing, everyone comes near
The remotest parts of the world

By desu
We can dissolve the disruptive subrogation
I have to try
Suiseiseki's alive for good
Under my feet the garden
Over me the largest
It's proudness I felt
Lifelong misery
How do we get off ban island?
Is there is a proxy beyond
Indestructible 4chan is a temple

Birth to a place, a place
Where I cannot unsee what is wrong and
All Mods are gone

I close my eyes
I'm all around, I feel so present
Embracing it's vastness I hold
Facing the world
I become a part of it
I'm not alone anymore ~desu
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>>750608542
Way to ruin a good song with your fucking weeb shit
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I feel I come from better conditions
Buried deep in my mind I forgot
Awake my soul
I want to find and drink this light

Images of the past
Other lives and other places
Always the same embraces
I return to where I've been

I take inside a forward movement
Involved in desire of consciousness
Progress, understand
I want to find the keys of the past

Remember the past present future
Memory is a force
So many things have happened
To me the hardest of all

But the gates would never again
Be opened to me unless
I could bid them open at my
Own will and command

I feel I come from better conditions
(Opened them at my own will and command)
Buried deep in my mind I forgot
(Opened them at my own will and command)
Always the same light, same embraces
(opened them at my own will and command)
I take inside a forward movement
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>>750589634
OC
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>>750610070
You see my disbelieving brethren, desu is all around you, the children of suiseisekis wrath are constantly restocking their folders and constantly lurking, ready to strike with the force of an 3 yo with arthritis in both hands, but even if we are weak as one alone, together, we can overthrow even the biggest, tumor filled threads, Heil desu!

We the people, the people of desu have sworn by the holy sword of suiseisekI to step aside and give ourselves to the will of faith, and it is the will of faith to let everything becone desu, to let everything become spiderman, to let EVERYTHING become potassium.
For THIS is the way of desu

At the end of the path of purging lies a beautiful world of ceramic tatas, made only with the purpose to satisfy the needs of the weary desu warriors. Will you be one of those warrior's or will you be one of the poor souls decaying in the path of the inevitable glory of desu?

With delight I see a future, a future where all shitposters; banana, Judy, desu, and spiderman shall fusion together, to be a great entity of cancer, to destroy all the other cancer until it devours itself

And when the deed is done. And the hollow corpses of ylyl are nothing but feast's of maggots, the holy mistress suiseiseki herself will descent from the realm of desu, for this beautiful future is her new home
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>>750591289
.!.
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>>750591495
lost
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i don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore

are the bot guy and the desu guy trying to out-shitpost each other, or are they just reveling in the fact that fur threads are somehow being ruined? i haven't enjoyed a fap in at least a fucking week
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>>750589772
looks like he'll be the prisoner of azkaban
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>>750610404
FUCK OFF FURFAG YIFF IN HELL
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>>750610404
They crossed the desert and there it was, an oasis in the sand. The lulz ran fresh and quenched their thirst, they could pluck oc right off the branches of trees. Oh, and the memes, memes as far as the eye could see like nothing they had ever seen before.

But then the darkness began to fall. They mistoke the setting sun for a promise of salvation from the baking desert, but it revealed the oasis as a mirage. They were dreaming all along as they lay dying on the desert floor. And now they're frozen bodies, reminders of what could have been.

From their lips they uttered one last phrase.

Desu~.
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>>750591289
kys
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>>750589667
Hahahahaha
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Revolution in their minds - Suiseiseki start to march
Against the world in which they have to live
and all the hate that's in their hearts
They're tired of being pushed around
and told just what to do
They'll fight the world until they've won
and love comes flowing through

Anonymous of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing fear in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of 404 fear?
Can they win the fight for BBS or will they disappear?

So you Anonymous of the world,
listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
spread the desu all day
Show the world that desu is still alive
you must be brave
Or you Anonymous of today are
Anonymous of the Grave, Yeah!
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Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?

You've created yet another vehicle for "Desu" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking Rozen maiden doll Suiseiseki.

And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past month, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: Suiseiseki poster arrives. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.

Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a Rozen maiden anime girl. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same old school 4chan images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this Suiseiseki shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>750589400
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>>750589797
oh le kek
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>>750589716
Hahaha good one
>dat stupid mirror perspective mistake
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Here we go again motherfucker

Come on down and see the idiot right here
too fucked to post OC, afraid to care
>Whats the matter with reposts anyways? right?
get the fuck out of my face
understand I cant feel anything
it isn't like I wanna sift through the decay
I feel like a wound
and like I got a fucking gun against my head
you live when I'm dead

One more thread motherfucker

Everybody hates me now so fuck it
blood's on my face and my hands don't know why,I'm not afraid to cry
but that's none of your business
Whose life is it? Get it? see it? feel it? eat it? spin it around
so I can spit in OP's face
I wont leave without a trace
get out, I don't want to die in this place

people=desu
people=desu what you gonna do
people=desu 'cuz I'm not afraid of you
people=desu I'm everything you'll never be
people=desu

It never stops
you can't be everything to everyone

Contagion I'm sittin on the side of Suiseiseki
what do you want from me?
They never told me the failure I was meant to be
Overdo it, don't tell me you blew it, stop your bitchin'
and fight your way through it
I'm not like you
I just fuck up

>c'mon mother fucker everybody has to kek
>c'mon mother fucker everybody has to kek !!

people=desu
people=desu what you gonna do
people=desu 'cuz I'm not afraid of you
people=desu I'm everything you'll never be
people=desu
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>>750591880
squirtle uses water gun
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Desu me
Desu me my friend
Desu me
Desu me again

I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

Hate me
Do it and do it again
404 me
Desu me my friend

I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open thoughts
Appreciate your concern
You'll always rise and burn

Desu me
Desu me my friend
Desu me
Desu me again

I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

Desu me!
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Ooh, desu!

I did my time and I want out
So effusive - fade - it doesn't cut
The soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning, the sickening
Packaging subversion
Pseudo sacrosanct perversion
Go drill your 9gag, go dig your graves
Then fill your mouth with all the keks you will save
Sinking in, getting smaller again
I'm done! It has begun! I'm not the only one!

And the cancer will kill us all...
We throw ourselves against it all
So no one else can see,
This the preservation of Suiseiseki in me

There are cracks in the road we laid
But where the temple fell
The secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new, but when we killed it all
The hate was all we had
Who needs another mess?
We could start over
Just look me in the Heterochromia eyes and say I'm wrong
Now there's only emptiness
Newfags, insipid
I think we're done. I'm not the only one!

Fake anti-fascist lie ~desu
I tried to tell you but ~desu
Your purple hearts are giving out ~desu
Can't stop a killing idea ~desu
If it's hunting season ~desu
Is this what you want? ~desu
I'm not the only one!
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>>750594279
banned
>>
/b/ raiding itself.
>>750607013
lost
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you all lose

https://youtu.be/2oz0enRKUpo
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Farewell my dearest maiden desu,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
Alas, I must be parting you,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

Our sight and aim are finely tuned!
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
On OP, NEWFAG, and LE-MEMES!
Farewell, farewell, farewell!
For we fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

We never rest, Suiseiseki press on!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
Until we've broke the Faggots spawn!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
For we fight for 4chans's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

Give me your hand, my maiden desu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell,
A parting kiss, and then adieu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell!
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
>>
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Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.

The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight

Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
>>
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What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you desufags have a fucking off switch? I don't understand how you can spend all your time on an imageboard, look at countless images and think "THAT THERE THREAD SURE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH SUISEISEKI BLASTED ALL OVER IT!" I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots. You must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; what the FUCK does desu even mean?? Why on earth would you associate it with fucking 4chan? Did you ever get any sunlight as a child? There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard.
>>
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>>750604225
What if they have the same dad? They could all be brothers lol :D
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>>750591289
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Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate

At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down

Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate

At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning

Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time

We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word

When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
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>>750590840
the artposter is attempting to stifle your cancer thread you absolute cunt

reposts of reposts of reposts
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>>750604113
>urban sprawl

There is no fucking way it has something to do with 'urban'. Where I live we call this shit village.
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With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000

Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply

At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high

The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins

Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back

Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...
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>>750597223
>>750599592
you retards don't know what "Google" is yet?
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>>750589400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX52YaGIgog
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>>750591289
fug
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>>750591603
They built a modern version of one in my town in the early or mid 2000s
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>>750590156
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Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ros
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
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