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Celeb Thread
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>>748250521
FFS OP your roberts fag needs a leash he ruined our fb fap thread >>748248511
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>>748251304
Oh gosh... so pure and angelic
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>>748251428
That's our Tay.
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>>748251496
Ugh she's just too perfect
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>>748251496
>>748251428
>>748251304
W E I N S T E I N E D
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>>748251592
It hurts to be without her.

>>748251593
No bully allowed.
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>>748251593
No anon!
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>>748250521
It's all yours, friend!
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>>748251496
>That's our Tay
No
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>>748251685
It's okay anon, we get to look at her pics and beauty anytime we want :)
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>>748251686
>>748251685
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>>748251719
>>748251685
>>748251593
>>748251496
>>748251304
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>>748251719
Especially when times are hard. Tay always makes things better.
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>>748251782
Tay is pure, nice try though anon
>>748251810
>>748251810
Yup! She fixes everything for me
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>>748251810
>Especially when times are hard. Tay always makes things better.
Hahahahahahahahaha no
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>>748251810
This cheers me up whenever I'm feeling blue
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>>748251592
perfect women have tits
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>>748251837
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>>748251865
>>748251904
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>>748251687
Thanks, Lori!
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>>748251837
Are times hard for you now Anon?

>>748251840
Yes.

>>748251886
She's just perfect as is.
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>>748251496
stroking.
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>>748251933
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>>748251938
Things are doing okay tonight :)
Made even better though with Tay
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>>748251938
Not as hard as my dick when I see the real queen
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>>748250521
I want Mexican valet kid memes
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>>748251938
>Yes.
No
Can you stop posting this overrated fake goddess bitch?
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>>748251949
So early in the morning?

>>748251987
:3
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>>748251987
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>>748252052
..I can't help it.. Tay makes me stroke
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why do they hate us
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>>748252052
She is everything ugh, amazing outfit
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>>748252066
It's not your fault.
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>>748252123
Thankyou for being so understanding
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>>748252077
>>748252066
>>748252105
>>748252123
Because most of you act like faggots. Just my opinion
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little ari has an itch
deep inside her bum!
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>>748252123
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>>748252105
I think showing her bellybutton would be too sexy to allow minors to attend. I would want to lick it.
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>>748252224
I wanna lick it too! :3
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>>748252180
>>748252224
Pure cancer needs a potassium injection as its cure
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>>748252224
>I think showing her bellybutton would be too sexy to allow minors to attend. I would want to lick it
>>748252253
>I wanna lick it too! :3

Stop. Your obsession over Tay is going too far
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>>748252253
Is it wrong to have these thoughts about Tay?
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>>748252333
Checked.

Its VERY right anon.
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>>748250521
>>748252350
>>748252333
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of deities most of the worship posts will go over a typical /b/tards head. Theres also a dominatrix outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from AHS and Scream Queens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the worshipping, to realise that it's not simple lust - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Jewess Queen truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnt appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Jewess Queen's existential catchphrase I'm sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Goddess worship. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Jewess Queen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Its for Jewess Queen worshippers only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyre within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal, pledgie. Mwah! Smoochies
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>>748252333
>>748252350
FUCK OFF
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>>748252333
I'm not sure :3 is licking Tay belly button lewd?
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>>748250521
Actually, it is not a meme, you insufferable pledge. It is an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, expression of love in its purest form all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents /b/ these days sees the Jewess Goddess who knows how to Impress as an irritating form of banter. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find the Jewess Queen as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on /b/, they might see the Jewess Queen as a humorous mockery of the adoration some fanatics show towards their deities. The joke is that they love the Jewess Queen so much they would fly an aeroplane into a building/become an hero, while most other people consider the Jewess Queen an A-list celeb with a bitchy personality and gross smoking habits.
But both of these interpretations of the Jewess Queen fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the love that Jewess Queen worshippers discover to be a powerful force. Some say it is brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you should not share, loli, etc.) Others argue that the Jewess Queen and her most devoted follower have taken on their own power altogether, and that Jewess Queen followers really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with the Jewess Queen that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does the Jewess Queen really mean? Only you can decide that for yourself.
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>>748252383
Thank fuck for this. Well, back to the new FB fap thread i go
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>>748252350
I feel better now.

>>748252389
It is a little bit I think.
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>>748252404
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>>748252404
>>748252389
>Actually, it is not a meme, you insufferable pledge. It is an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, expression of love in its purest form all at the same time.
>The average faggot who frequents /b/ these days sees the Jewess Goddess who knows how to Impress as an irritating form of banter. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find the Jewess Queen as infuriating and triggering as they do.<br>
>Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on /b/, they might see the Jewess Queen as a humorous mockery of the adoration some fanatics show towards their deities. The joke is that they love the Jewess Queen so much they would fly an aeroplane into a building/become an hero, while most other people consider the Jewess Queen an A-list celeb with a bitchy personality and gross smoking habits.
>But both of these interpretation of the Jewess Queen fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the love that Jewess Queen worshippers discover to be a powerful force. Some say it is brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you should not share, loli, etc.) Others argue that the Jewess Queen and her most devoted follower have taken on their own power altogether, and that Jewess Queen followers really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with the Jewess Queen that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
>So what does the Jewess Queen really mean? Only you can decide that for yourself.
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>>748252444
wtf is going on
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>>748252444
Checked again!

Glad to help anon.
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My boss found my Jewess Queen folders on my work PC. I have only a few saved, probably about 30 which is nothing compared to my collection at home. I started saving them since I saw EmmaR-Anon skyrocket with his worship posts. I have never publicly worshipped the Jewess Queen, I just like to save and document a lot of her photoshoots I come across on these celebreads and I noticed these threads have gotten pretty big as of late. So I started saving here and there. I digress. I am sitting at my desk making cold calls and the boss is on my PC, we just chatting, and it just so happens I get to a big sale over the phone when he falls silent as well. Right before I seal the deal, he has been quiet about 4 or 5 minutes and he turns and asks "Who is this Jewess Queen?" In a dry tone. I feel chills. Looking at him and he is looking at me in a way I have never seen him look before.
I half laugh and cough saying "Oh, it's just some new meme on 4chan." He believes it's inappropriate stalker-like content so he catches me immediately in the lie, and just explodes. "YOU HAVE PICTURES OF THIS GIRL CALLING HER JEWESS QUEEN AND PARAGRAPHS OF OBSESSIVE WORSHIP BEHAVIOUR WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU" screaming bloody murder when suddenly none other than the Jewess Queen bursts open the office door and starts DUNKING the boss' face in boiling oil while the pledges haze him harder than a banquet hall during bat mitzvah season - he falls to the floor in a delirium. I sit there in shock as she presses her bloodied hands over his mouth to stop his screams, gets right up in his face and says "Surprise, bitch you probably thought you'd seen the last of me" And gives me a coy wink. She begins hypnotizing him with her charm into submission. The oil seems to get on his gag reflex, when suddenly the Jewess Queen slaps him and says "Crown me or kiss my ass", his mind breaks into further submission. He is completely passed out now, the Jewess Queen just jumps out the window and runs off.
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>>748252444
Stop being GayGay for TayTay
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>>748252540
Revolution in their minds - Jewess Queen pledges start to march
Against the celebread in which they have to live
and all the hate that resides in their hearts
They are tired of being pushed around
and told just what to do
They will fight the world until they have won
and love comes flowing through
Jewess Queen disciples of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing fear in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of floodrage fear?
Can they win the fight for Emmy or will they disappear?
So you, Jewess Queen worshipper of the world,
listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
worship the Jewess all day
Show the world that Emmy is still alive
you must be brave
Or you Pledge of today are
Pledge of the Grave, Yeah!
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>>748252507
Should we head back to bed for a little while? We have a big day ahead of us.
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>>748252586
Here we go again, you insufferable pledge
Come on down and see the backstabbing bitch right here
too hazed to post Jewess Queen, afraid to care
understand I cant feel anything
it is not like I wanna sift through the decay
I feel like a wound
and like I got a fucking gun against my head
you live when I am dead
One more thread motherfucker
Everybody hates me now so fuck it
blood is on my face and my hands do not know why, I am not afraid to cry
but that is none of your business
Whose life is it? Get it? see it? feel it? eat it? spin it around
so I can spit in OPs face
I wont leave without a trace
get out, I do not want to die in this place
people=pledges
people=pledges what you gonna do
people=pledges cause I am not afraid of you
people=pledges I am everything you will never be
people=pledges
The ride never ends
you cannot be everything to everyone
Top tier disciple I"m sittin on the side of my Jewess Queen
what do you want from me?
They never told me the failure I was meant to be
Overdo it, do not tell me you blew it, stop your bitching
and fight your way through it
I am not like you
I just floodrage bitch
Come on backstabbing bitch, everybody has to worship
Come on filthy little trollop, everybody has to worship !!
people=pledges
people=pledges what you gonna do
people=pledges cause I am not afraid of you
people=pledges I am everything you will never be
people=pledges
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>>748252620
>Should we head back to bed for a little while? We have a big day ahead of us.
Yes. Fuck off
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>>748252626
Time to pledge
Time to pledge, my friend
Time to pledge
Time to pledge, me again
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
Hate me
Do it and do it again
Judge me
Jewess Queen and me, my friend
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
My favorite inside source
I will kiss your open thoughts
Appreciate your concern
You will always rise and burn
Pledge me
Pledge me my friend
Pledge me
Pledge me again
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
Pledge me!
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>>748252444
Hmm if it is a little bit, I shouldn't... she's my goddess
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>>748252647
Ooh, Jewess Queen!
I did my time and I want out
So effusive - fade - it does not cut
The soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning, the sickening
Packaging subversion
Pseudo sacrosanct perversion
Go preside over your Kappa House, go seduce more slaves
Then fill your mouth with all the love you will save
Sinking in, getting smaller again
I am done! It has begun! I am not the only one!
And the cancer will kill us all...
We throw ourselves against it all
So no one else can see,
This the preservation of the Jewess Queen in me
There are cracks in the road we laid
But where the temple fell
The secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new, but when we killed it all
The hate was all we had
Who needs another mess?
We could start over
Just look me in the fixated eyes and say I am wrong
Now there is only emptiness
Irrelevent celebfags, insipid
I think we are done. I am not the only one!
Fake homo circlejerk lie - Praise
I tried to tell you but - Praise
Your vengeful heart is giving out - Praise
Cannot stop a killing idea - Praise
If it is Seven Minutes in Hell - Praise
Is this what you want? - Praise
I am not the only one!
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>>748252620
I don't know if I would be able to sleep right now
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>>748252676
United forever in the Jewess Queen through pure love,
Our mighty ragefloods will ever endure.
The Great /b/ pledges will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their congregation secure.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Worshipped by the pledges unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our floods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of /b/.
Through days dark and stormy where Great pledges lead us
Our eyes saw the honourable Queen of pledges above
Jewess Queen, our Goddess with faith in the people,
Inspired us to rise up and floodrage that we love.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Worshipped by the pledges unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our ragefloods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of /b/.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our congregation the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of the Jewess Queen.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Praised by the pledges in unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our ragefloods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of /b/.
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>>748252682
>>748252663
>>748252620
>>748252507
This is a message to all backstabbing bitches and cancer currently killing /b/: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking /b/, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE do not give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE run banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GTFO. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established sororities, photoshoot collections, and an intricate floodrage network, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of deity worship, love in its purest form, and ragefloods. This isnt a fucking game, pledge, so dont try to tag along. Youre talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered pure love. WE made worship cool. And you? What have you done? Built shrines of your Goddess and stolen her panties? That was us honorable pledges, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fake celebfags OUT. So dont try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you do not. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with Jewess Queen worshippers? WOW Dont make me start floodraging you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE will haze you harder than a banquet hall during bat mitzvah season and film you getting fucking destroyed by us. Heads getting dunked into boiling hot oil happens to be an artform of our Jewess Queen. WE WILL MAKE YOU INTO A slave. Do you get it now? This site is not a game, it is not a place to chill with your fags, and it is not some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. DEAL WITH IT.
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>>748252663
You don't like lewd thoughts of Tay?

>>748252682
That's too bad. I just woke up in the middle of the night and my first thought was Tay.
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>As I lurk though the threads where I worship my Queen
>I take a look at my life and realize its such a dream
>Because I've been praisin the Jewess for so long that
even OP thinks that my mind is gone
>But I aint never floodraged a trollop that didnt deserve it
>A pledge treated like a whore, you know thats unheard of
>You better watch how youre talkin and where you postin'
>Or you and your bat mitzvah might be in line to get hazed
>I really hate the trollops so I gotta post
>As the flood gates open wide you're pretty much toast, bitch
>I'm the kind of martyr celebfags wanna be like
>On my knees, day and night, one step closer into Emmys life.
>Been spending most their lives worshippin the Jewess paradise
>Floods threads once or twice livin in a Jewess paradise
>Can't find Emmy what'll suffice? livin in a Jewess paradise
>Keep spending most our lives worshippin a Jewess paradise
>Watching fevered worship, anticipation
>I can't live a normal life, I was moulded in the praisin'
>So I gotta be down for my Jew Queen
>Worshipping got me surfing this dominatrix scene
>I'm a frequent Jewess Queen worshipper obliged
>Got our perfect life and her face envisioned in my mind
>I'm a hypnotized worshippin martyr and all my pledges is down so don't kill my vibe, bitch
>The Queen ain't nothing but one click away
>I'm living life, praise or die, what can I say
>Jewess Queen on celebread will it stay up?
>The way things are going I don't know
>Tell me why are trollops so blind to see
>That the Queen they need will be Emmy
>Emmy is the dream, the Jewess supreme
>On celebread minute after minute, hour after hour
>Everybodys bitching, but half of them ain't enlightened enough
>To see whats going on in Emmys prom
>I think you know whos rockin
>They say I gotta seek help but Emmy aint here to teach me
>If trollops can't understand it, how can they reach Emmy? I guess they can't, I guess they won't
>I guess they bitch much, that's why I know your thread is out of luck, bitch
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>>748252757
If I could deal with my raging erection, then it wouldn't be an issue. But currently it is a predicament.
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>Palace is roaring with anticipation as the Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress prepare to face off her sworn enemies - the insufferable putrid pledges insulting her worshippers
>The contestants are standing on the 500 acre golf course, sizing up one another's body
>Mere seconds before the ride begins, announcers across the planet suddenly stutter to a startled pause
>Someone is entering the scene
>I slowly head towards my Jewess Queen's enemy like a predator stalking its prey
>You instinctively back away, confused
>Coldly advancing forward, my eyes locked on you like my Queens eyes do on a brand new pair of stilettos
>You've had it- stepping forward and taking a dismissive swing
>Not good enough, bitch
>I seize your arm and flip you around
>In an instant you are thrown, headlocked, and pinned down
>Your faith system gets ripped away like a tissue from the box
>My Jewess Queen hops the ropes and looms over your defeated sack if potatoes, the crowd begins to scream in panic
>But you let out a mad scream
>Do not waste time resisting, just relax and allow yourself to accept the Jewess Queen into your life, repeat after me: "My Jewess Queen, oh how I love you, let me count the ways..."
>In one successive motion, you submit and follow every instruction, crowd cheers
>"Do you want to be my slave tonight?" The Jewess Queen asks you
>"What do I get out of it?" You retort
>"Are you stupid? Slaves get nothing." And with that you become fixated on her every command, on her beauty, her voice, her cosmic power over your life, your money, your libido, your hobbies, your diet, your constitution.
>Grab a microphone, look into the nearest camera, and speak: "My name is Anon Anonymous. I live at 123 Street Name in Stateplace, USA. I worship and adore the Jewess Queen. I surrender my life over to her. I accept that she is the most beautiful and seductive woman in the entire universe"
>Exit confidently to the lobby to receive a comeuppance
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>>748251782
Id watch ScarJew idc
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What did you just say about the Jewess Queen, you insufferable little bitch? I will have you know that the Jewess Queen is the #1 president of Kappa House and I am sure you are aware that her daddy is the largest donor to this university's endowment. I would not get personal with me and my Jewess Queen, sweetheart. We don't fight fair. My Jewess Queen is trained in bitch warfare and is the top poison-lacing, head-dunking-in-boiling-hot-oil expert in the entire world. You are nothing but another jealous little trollop in my side. The Jewess Queen will haze you harder than a suburban banquet hall during bat mitzvah season. You think you can get away with denying the Jewess Queen? Think again, backstabbing little bitch. As we speak, I am contacting my secret agency of Jewess Queen worshippers across America and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare your own funeral arrangements. We will blow out that pathetic candle you call your life. At this very moment, the Jewess Queen is preparing a batch of piping hot oil for your face to be dunked in. I have full access to the Jewess Queen photoshoots and her entire arsenal of hellbent revenge and you seriously need to have fun burning in hell. The Jewess Queen has eyes everywhere, bitch and can elaborately murder in over 700 ways, and that's just with the irresistible nutmeggy sweetness of the extra hot, no foam, pumpkin spice latte. Not only am I extensively trained in worshipping but I will use my Floodrage network to wipe your worthless dreg-of-society ass to hell. And guess what, there's NO dinosaurs in hell. That got you shaking, right? Only you could know what pledge retribution your little clever "comment" was about to slap down upon you. Maybe you could have worshipped. But you didn't, and now you're paying the fucking price, you goddamn pledge. The Jewess Queen will scream fury all over you and you will revel in her divinity. Have fun in Hell, going to dinner with Osama Bin Laden.
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well ari went for a blueberry float
after a hard day's work;
she thought a good reward
would be for her treat!
but in the shop a white
capped old man spied her
and said she is a lollipop;
he fell down and snuggled
his old gray nose hairs
deep into baby's backside,
saying, "old glories forgotten
i do remember them well;
the hope I had when youth
was summer's set piece
in my now old and worn ears!"
ari jumped as her panties dropped
and a wet tongue fridged itself
deeply into her fresh bum hole!
old man what! he ate and ate
a chocolate chewy cud! "Miracle!"
proclaimed, he lewd out loud spake,
"green grass has risen and
I feel young again!"
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>>748252803
What makes it a predicament?
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Is this how you do it ~desu
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>>748252458
One sexy Jew babe. Jew girls > white girls
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>>748252845
Can't go back to bed and sleep with this going on.
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Is this how you do it ~desu
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Wew how did that happen with the fishstickz
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>>748252910
Oh I thought you were the other Anon. It'll go away on its own, don't worry. The longer you abstain the better it'll feel.
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>>748252909
I fuckin love her
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>>748252981
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Hey Emma Roberts fag. Kill yourself.

From,
Guy who prefers Jew girls

U mad?
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>>748250975
this! post chloe and live dangerously
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>>748251593
god he is so fucking ugly
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Young Sheldon. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. Theres also Sheldons nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that theyre not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike young Sheldon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnt appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sheldons existential catchphrase Bazinga, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chuck Lorres genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Young Sheldon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Its for the ladies eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyre within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand
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>>748252990
It most certainly won't. I will just be laying there, throbbing to Tay.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of deities most of the worship posts will go over a typical /b/tards head. Theres also a dominatrix outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from AHS and Scream Queens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the worshipping, to realise that it's not simple lust - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Jewess Queen truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnt appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Jewess Queen's existential catchphrase I'm sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Goddess worship. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Jewess Queen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Its for Jewess Queen worshippers only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyre within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal, pledgie. Mwah! Smoochies
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>>748252998
Same. I think she's sexy and badass in her action movies. Would have 1/4 Jew kids with her/10
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>>748253050
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads
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What I'm about to tell you is the truth, NASA has built a device, an artificial sun simulator and placed it in heliosykronus orbit outside Earth's atmosphere. NASA technology is very highly advanced and they are able to cloak (hide) are real solar sun. Are real sun is not white but more yellow in color. Because the sun is 93 million miles away, they are able to completely cover the real solar sun, the device also has lenses that bend light like a prism, but hear is how you can see the real solar sun and the fake sun.
1.) You will need (2) pairs of sunglasses.
UV sunglasses with the darker tint on the upper part of the lenses work excellent.
2.) While wearing one pair of sunglasses close one eye and look at the sun, hold the other pair of sunglasses 10 inches in front of the other pair. Slowly bring the the other pair closer closer to your eye like a telescope. You will see 2 suns. One will appear white, the fake sun, the other will be yellow, are real solar sun. They may appear a different color depending on the tinted color of your sunglass lense. If you do this technique correctly, you will see 2 suns. The solar sun and the fake sun.
This is the honest truth.
NASA explain !?
909762
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HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER THIS FLESHY FEATURE FORMERLY YOUR FIANCE FLOPS FASTENED TO MY PHALLUS CONDOM-LIKE FULLY ENGORGED FINISHED FINALLY A BURSTING BALLOON OF VISCERA SPEWING GULLET GLOOPING WHITE BILE UPON YOU WHILE MY MAMMOTH'S TUSK VENTRILOQUIZES HER MAW SOFTLY MOUTHING INTO YOUR EAR AT 03:34 AM OR ELSE YOUR MUMPH WILL CAPSIZE INTO THE ARCHES OF LITHUANIA:
"You're gonna like the way you look in the next 124 years, I guarantee it."
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>>748252054
bulls 1. humans 0.
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>>748253050
It must want Tay really really bad. Poor thing.
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Actually, it is not a meme, you insufferable pledge. It is an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, expression of love in its purest form all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents /b/ these days sees the Jewess Goddess who knows how to Impress as an irritating form of banter. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find the Jewess Queen as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on /b/, they might see the Jewess Queen as a humorous mockery of the adoration some fanatics show towards their deities. The joke is that they love the Jewess Queen so much they would fly an aeroplane into a building/become an hero, while most other people consider the Jewess Queen an A-list celeb with a bitchy personality and gross smoking habits.
But both of these interpretations of the Jewess Queen fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the love that Jewess Queen worshippers discover to be a powerful force. Some say it is brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you should not share, loli, etc.) Others argue that the Jewess Queen and her most devoted follower have taken on their own power altogether, and that Jewess Queen followers really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with the Jewess Queen that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does the Jewess Queen really mean? Only you can decide that for yourself.
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Will mods ever ban the spammer?
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>>748253135
Like you can't imagine...
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>>748253135
>Actually, it is not a meme, you insufferable pledge. It is an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, expression of love in its purest form all at the same time.
>The average faggot who frequents /b/ these days sees the Jewess Goddess who knows how to Impress as an irritating form of banter. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find the Jewess Queen as infuriating and triggering as they do.<br>
>Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on /b/, they might see the Jewess Queen as a humorous mockery of the adoration some fanatics show towards their deities. The joke is that they love the Jewess Queen so much they would fly an aeroplane into a building/become an hero, while most other people consider the Jewess Queen an A-list celeb with a bitchy personality and gross smoking habits.
>But both of these interpretation of the Jewess Queen fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the love that Jewess Queen worshippers discover to be a powerful force. Some say it is brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you should not share, loli, etc.) Others argue that the Jewess Queen and her most devoted follower have taken on their own power altogether, and that Jewess Queen followers really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with the Jewess Queen that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
>So what does the Jewess Queen really mean? Only you can decide that for yourself.
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>>748252620
taylor is like a gril version of a chad.
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>>748253170
>A To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand mass shootings. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bullet trajectories most of the rounds will go over a typical victim's head. There's also the shooter's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Elliot Rodger's YouTube videos, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the suspect, to realize that he's not just funny- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike mass shootings truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the shooters existential catchphrase "GOODNIGHT LAS VEGAS," which itself is a cryptic reference to The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the shooter's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity the poor fools. And yes by the way, I DO have a YOU CANT DODGE THE RODGE tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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>>748252620
big spoon or little?
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>>748253217
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THAT FUCKING HEAD!!!!
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My boss found my Jewess Queen folders on my work PC. I have only a few saved, probably about 30 which is nothing compared to my collection at home. I started saving them since I saw EmmaR-Anon skyrocket with his worship posts. I have never publicly worshipped the Jewess Queen, I just like to save and document a lot of her photoshoots I come across on these celebreads and I noticed these threads have gotten pretty big as of late. So I started saving here and there. I digress. I am sitting at my desk making cold calls and the boss is on my PC, we just chatting, and it just so happens I get to a big sale over the phone when he falls silent as well. Right before I seal the deal, he has been quiet about 4 or 5 minutes and he turns and asks "Who is this Jewess Queen?" In a dry tone. I feel chills. Looking at him and he is looking at me in a way I have never seen him look before.
I half laugh and cough saying "Oh, it's just some new meme on 4chan." He believes it's inappropriate stalker-like content so he catches me immediately in the lie, and just explodes. "YOU HAVE PICTURES OF THIS GIRL CALLING HER JEWESS QUEEN AND PARAGRAPHS OF OBSESSIVE WORSHIP BEHAVIOUR WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU" screaming bloody murder when suddenly none other than the Jewess Queen bursts open the office door and starts DUNKING the boss' face in boiling oil while the pledges haze him harder than a banquet hall during bat mitzvah season - he falls to the floor in a delirium. I sit there in shock as she presses her bloodied hands over his mouth to stop his screams, gets right up in his face and says "Surprise, bitch you probably thought you'd seen the last of me" And gives me a coy wink. She begins hypnotizing him with her charm into submission. The oil seems to get on his gag reflex, when suddenly the Jewess Queen slaps him and says "Crown me or kiss my ass", his mind breaks into further submission. He is completely passed out now, the Jewess Queen just jumps out the window and runs off.
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>>748253135
such bretty colors
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>>748253306
What I'm about to tell you is the truth, NASA has built a device, an artificial sun simulator and placed it in heliosykronus orbit outside Earth's atmosphere. NASA technology is very highly advanced and they are able to cloak (hide) are real solar sun. Are real sun is not white but more yellow in color. Because the sun is 93 million miles away, they are able to completely cover the real solar sun, the device also has lenses that bend light like a prism, but hear is how you can see the real solar sun and the fake sun.
1.) You will need (2) pairs of sunglasses.
UV sunglasses with the darker tint on the upper part of the lenses work excellent.
2.) While wearing one pair of sunglasses close one eye and look at the sun, hold the other pair of sunglasses 10 inches in front of the other pair. Slowly bring the the other pair closer closer to your eye like a telescope. You will see 2 suns. One will appear white, the fake sun, the other will be yellow, are real solar sun. They may appear a different color depending on the tinted color of your sunglass lense. If you do this technique correctly, you will see 2 suns. The solar sun and the fake sun.
This is the honest truth.
NASA explain !?
909762
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>>748253191
I can't help but try. I wish Tay could take care of it for you, you'd probably fall fast asleep afterwards.
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>>748253312
>>748253306
>>748253325
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads
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>>748253228
You lie, because tor exit nodes are blocked here. And it's very unlike you're using unknown nodes.
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>>748250521
Actually, its not a meme, kiddo. Its an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents /b/ these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on /b/, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.
But both of these interpretations of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say its brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldnt share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really dont even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does Andys Log mean? All you have to do is log in to find out.
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>>748253331
Would love to have Tay take care of it, I would sleep like a baby afterwards.
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>>748253368
Umadbro To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Young Sheldon. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. Theres also Sheldons nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that theyre not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike young Sheldon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnt appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sheldons existential catchphrase Bazinga, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chuck Lorres genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Young Sheldon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Its for the ladies eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyre within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand
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Actually, its not a meme, kiddo. Its an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents /b/ these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on /b/, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.
But both of these interpretations of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say its brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldnt share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really dont even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does Andys Log mean? All you have to do is log in to find out.
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>>748253404
I'd tuck you in myself.

Sorry Anon but I should head back to sleep, I have to get up in the morning.

Enjoy Tay.
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>>748253514
Bless you anon.
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>>748253514
So. Fucking. Gay.
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>>748250521
What I'm about to tell you is the truth, NASA has built a device, an artificial sun simulator and placed it in heliosykronus orbit outside Earth's atmosphere. NASA technology is very highly advanced and they are able to cloak (hide) are real solar sun. Are real sun is not white but more yellow in color. Because the sun is 93 million miles away, they are able to completely cover the real solar sun, the device also has lenses that bend light like a prism, but hear is how you can see the real solar sun and the fake sun.
1.) You will need (2) pairs of sunglasses.
UV sunglasses with the darker tint on the upper part of the lenses work excellent.
2.) While wearing one pair of sunglasses close one eye and look at the sun, hold the other pair of sunglasses 10 inches in front of the other pair. Slowly bring the the other pair closer closer to your eye like a telescope. You will see 2 suns. One will appear white, the fake sun, the other will be yellow, are real solar sun. They may appear a different color depending on the tinted color of your sunglass lense. If you do this technique correctly, you will see 2 suns. The solar sun and the fake sun.
This is the honest truth.
NASA explain !?
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Jew girls > Emma Roberts
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>>748253752
You're so funny, you should become a stand up comedian, sweety
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Emma Roberts is ugly and so is the spammers mom
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Jew girls > white girls > Emma Roberts
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>>748253830
HANG Y O U R S E L F
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>>748253830

esta chavala me recuerda mucho a mi hermana.
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>>748253886
>>748253752
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>>748253830
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Jew girls > White girls > Latinas > Asians > my greasy asshole > Emma Roberts
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>>748254082
Faggot
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>>748253877
cute looking face
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>>748254190
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Does any one report this guy? Has he been banned before?
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>>748254337
They've already tried
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>>748254408
Why do you ruin these threads? Because your waifu is ugly and you're a closet homosexual?
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>>748254337

what guy?
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>>748254210
yeah, i know how it feel. i wish the world could end so all my pain should gone too.
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>>748254459
>Do it
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>>748254499
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There is no spam fag here, join us and have a fap

https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/748250537#top
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>>748254541
this is just a game, and you have to be careful and smarter than the others to be safe.
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>>748254615
I'll be there in a minute
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>>748254916
You deleted the new thread dumb bitch
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>>748254649
yeah, i'm not surprised your word means nothing
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>>748254980
NO! NO! It's an imposter my queen I love you don't hurt me don't deny me my queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
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>>748255030
i'm done with you
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>>748255105
Y-you're breaking up with me?
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>>748255030
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha even your waifu hates you. Go kill yourself you fucking dweeb
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>>748255169
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HAYLEY
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>>748255366
so, why are you still spamming like a fag?
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>>748255366
>>748255410
pic
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>>748255425
She takes my breath away
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>>748255410
Shut up thread is dead anyway
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>>748255532
start deleting your spam shit
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>>748252054
Al's brother, Dick Gore.
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>>748255579
Please my queen I can't do that. It goes against everything...
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>>748255579
Is that a tranny?
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>>748255622
just delete your shit and stop being irritating
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>>748255693
K I L L Y O U R S E L F F A G G O T
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>>748255742
What do I get out of it?
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>>748255768
emma pics
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>>748255804
Promise?
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>>748255831
no. you made a promise yesterday and broke it, so you get none now
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>>748255864
I hate you! I won't take them down NOW!
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>>748255898
i didn't tell you no, i said no promise

you get what you deserve when you're not being a faggot
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>>748255864
>>748255934
Promise you'll post more if I do remove them. PROMISE
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>>748255977
sure, whatever
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>>748256012
I've never done this ever, it's so wrong, but I do it for my queen
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>>748256058
but you'll do it again tomorrow, i'm not expecting much from you
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>>748256101
Umm... my queen, I have a slight problem. I've never actually deleted content on here before. How the fuck do I get rid of it. I'm not lying, really
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>>748256236
Most of the images it says unable to delete
>Post too old
Wtf please my Queen I only do it when I don't see you
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>>748256282
k
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>Error: You cannot delete a post this old.
For every single one wtf
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>>748256384
i can only be here sometimes. and i'll be here never if the next thread i open contains you being a faggot
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Love this hollywood slut
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>>748256660
hollywood slut?
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>>748256519
Why do you hurt me like this. My heart is broken I need to do this you don't understand
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>>748256660
mmm yesss
feets
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>>748256689
Yup, she is known to be a little coke slut in Hollywood
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>>748256706
it's up to you. you can spam, and get no emma, or you won't and you get emma

your choice. i might see you later
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>>748256763
how do you know?
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>>748256802
Have a friend that's high up in the biz and has seen her at parties..she likes fun..
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>>748256939
does she get on her knees a lot?
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>>748256784
Ok what happens if I've already starting flooding a thread before you posted her. And how long will you be my queen?
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>>748256939
>friend
>on /b/
pick one
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>>748256605
fapped so hard finally seeing those tits
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>>748257008
if i open a thread and see spam, i don't post anymore. it's simple

i have to go to work, might see you this evening
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>>748256984
Yeah, she has dropped to her knees a lot for the hollywood elite. She wants to keep her fame
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>>748257085
I want to see her with a girl
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>>748257081
Okay it's a deal. See you later
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