SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / ETC THREAD!
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SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / ETC THREAD!
I tried to hang myself with an extension cord in the garage when I found out I was going to be adopted.
>>748247188
I mean wasn't. Sorry, I suck at life and can't type.
I've recorded 3 past girlfriends getting their vag licked by a dog
>>748247415
vid now
>>748247696
I'll send screenshots if you have Kik
I didn't like Heath Ledger's Joker
I'd take any dick I can get but I still can't get any
I work in a hospital delivering things.
I was taking a "sample" of a 12 yr old girl's pee to the lab.
Naturally, I had to take a sip.
I love watching futas fucking each other.
I make up shit on these secrets threads.
>>748248085
Too bad it was actually Grandma's pee.
dinosaurs are hot
I'm black
>>748248319
No they aren't.
>>748248364
That's ok.
I've taken pictures of my gf passed out and then made a fake fb account to fuck with her I've shown lots to f get guy friends and even sent her emails with pictures and she thinks it's her ex lol
>>748248400
You should have told me that 10 years ago.
I wanna see my mom getting raped to death by noggers or sand niggers
Fucked so many of my mates girlfriends and none of them even know
I have half a fetish for it now, What do?
I fucked a 5'0 girl in high school who was a virgin. Flat chest. Told her that her pussy was too tight to fuck (which may not have been true, but it was ridiculously tight) so I got her to do anal. She was super submissive, let me beat her up, ass to mouth, licked my asshole, the works. I would hold my dick down her throat until she passed out because the struggling always made me come.
After two months I went back to my gf. Still have all the chat logs and masturbate to her to this day.
>>748248595
Kill yourself, honestly. Your life is worth nothing.
>>748248646
Good god that's the dream right? Was she hot?
>>748248433
Why?
>>748248209
Is that made up too?
>>748249234
*Extremely*. 95 pounds, blonde hair, blue eyes. I have no idea how I got so lucky.
You don't understand how depraved a girl can get for a good fucking until you watch a girl dig your come out of her asshole so she can drink it. Probably the worst thing I did to her was I fucked her up the ass with a condom on, came into it, then made her chew on the condom like a piece of gum while we watched a movie.
I secretly yearn to be called Cochise. I don't even know why. I don't know where I heard even heard it or what it's a reference to, I just wish one day someone would come up to me and say, "what up Cochise" or "Hey Cochise".
Someone tell me who or what a Cochise is.
>>748248646
But how can you deprive her if shes so hot? Why didnt she go get a different dude that ya know didnt abuse her (no offense, so long as everything was consensual)
>>748249523
No.
When i was 12 my cousin was 11 (were both guys) we would jerk eachother off and then go smoke in the back yard i havent told anyone but i think about it all the time
>>748247043
> I is a nigga and i cants gets white womens sos i druggses and rapes dem o lordy.
>>748249925
Try urban dictionary?
>>748247043
>I cum in my sisters shampoo and soap bottles and dream about her rubbing my cum all over her body
>I also cum in any left over food or drinks she has already opened that I can easily mask my cum in so I can dream about her eating my cum
>I lay in her bed naked while shes at school smelling and jacking off with her dirty and clean panties
>>748248427
hello again. got more pics?
>>748250285
Jesus Christ man lol you get it hopefully you live somewhere where that shit is legal and you can fuck her (no joke bring it up one day if it is legal)
>>748250375
>sister is super sick
>shes in bed all day resting
>offer to make her something
>she nods
>I go into kitchen and start her special soup and drink
>start the cream of mushroom soup on the stove
>start the smoothie in the blender
>walk just outside her door see shes rolled over
>pull out my cock on the door way start to jerk it
>get within inches of cumming
>run back to food and cum in soup and smoothie
>bring food to her
>give her a kiss on the forehead and tells her I hope she gets better
I shared pics and info about a girl I know with an anon from a thread. Gave the anon more than I should have.
>>748250117
The first time I fucked her in the ass, she came. She liked it just as much as I did. When you get a girl who is ABSOLUTELY submissive, they'll take extra enjoyment in you doing fucked up shit to them.
""
what if i want to fuck your ass?
I'd love it! I'd beg for it... I'll bend over and take it from you, I want it so much.
then?
After you're finished? I'll beg to clean your dick off... I want to suck every bit of juice off your cock.
what about my come?
Your come? If you came in my asshole, I'd reach back there, get as much on my fingers as I can, and suck it off.
""
>>748250446
sharing is caring.
>>748248646
>After two months I went back to my gf
You fool!
i shook my gf's dad's hand just moments after I fingerblasted his daughter in my car. I did not wash my hands
I try to get my girlfriend to unwittingly wear certain jeans that have a higher chance of exposing her thong in public
>>748250500
Stupidest decision I ever made.
There was a storm outside hail and rain were hitting my window. The house started to shake about a minute later and I hear the tornado sirens going off. I got up and out into the hall way and tripped over some pictures that fell off the wall and cut my foot on glass. I was trying to crawl to the stairs I saw my brother. He picked me up and ran me down stairs to the basement. He put me in the cornor while the house was shaking and the floor boards were starting to come up. He ran back upstairs to find my parents and he got knocked back down the stairs by the wind. He crawled over to me and held me tight. The lights went out and I felt like the tornado was right over us. He covered me with his body and pushed me forward on to the concrete. He pulled down my pjs and began pushing his cock inside me for the next 30 seconds or so and then cumming inside me. He pull up my pjs when he was done and kept holding me til the storm was over. He walked up stairs with me to find the whole top part of the house was gone and we could not find my parents. I could never look at him the same. I was thankful he saved me but after what he did when the state picked us up I asked to be put into another foster home and never saw him again.
>>748248646
>>748249768
>>748250455
2/10. 1 point for effort/dedication to your obviously made up fantasy story. 1 point for getting 10 year old anons to actually take the bait and believe it
>>748250455
Good shit man, thanks for the pointers lol
>>748250285
Not as bad as what I did last month..... I fucked my 9yo little sis in the ass while I was thinking about my 16yo sis
>>748249768
Jesus man shit bait
>>748250432
Damn she's cute
>>748250697
thx
>go to DQ get 2 blizzards
>park in parking lot and pull out phone
>start to fap to my sisters pics
>about to cum and grab a blizzard
>shove the blizzard down on my cock and cum
>take it home and hand it to sis
>she says thanks bro
>>748248068
Snap me ViolentWilly
>>748250632
Bullshit.
>>748250529
is your gf retarded and/or 7yo or younger?
>>748250432
Did you watch her eat it? I fed my cum to our super sexy babysitter once by blowing a load on her sandwich when I'd gone to pick up some drive through. I was right there in the room eating my food watching her eat. She ate it a little cautiously like she noticed something was different. Next time I picked up food for her she lifted the bun and checked out the burger before eating it. I think she figured out what happened afterwards. She was 19 and I'm pretty sure she'd tasted cum before that. But that's a great memory. She was a really sweet and beautiful girl and I fed her a huge load and got away with it!
>>748250775
Got any slutty pics of her?
>>748250652
>>748250683
The worst thing is that the story is entirely true. It was all downhill from there. I was cool in high school and now I jack off to 2D girls and play video games.
I just really want to do something with a guy for my first time.
I picture jerking off with a cute guy but Im finding its actually hard to find someone cute and discreet that doesnt come along with bullshit
>>748250632
>changing the gender in the copypasta
pathetic
>>748250848
Risky I guess to just plop it on there but good on you. I mix it into stuff burger meat, smoothies, thick soups blizzards.
>Go camping to the grand canyon
>whole family shares a tent
>time for sleep
>everyone goes to bed
>bright full moon out
>night eyes adjust and I can see my sisters face as she sleeps right next to me
>wait for over 3 hours to make sure shes asleep
>pull my cock out in my sleeping bag and start fapping
>stare at her face getting as close as I can
>cum with in 30 seconds in my sleeping bag.
>>748250248
See, things like this take all the fun out of life. Try Google. Try urbandictionary. How about no? How about I add a little mystery to my life and hope that my life will guide me towards the definition of Cochise if I was meant to know it? Fucking dick. If it wasn't for youtube, you probably couldn't even tie your shoes properly. Probably still can't! Velcro ripping, latchkey kid motherfucker. How come your mom isn't teaching you how to tie your shoes, kid? Oh that's right! She's a high powered attorney that was just made partner, so instead of going home to her kid and teaching him things, she gets drunk after work and her boss fucks her on his desk right through the pantyhose! And where's your dad, kid? HE FUCKING SKIPPED TOWN WHEN YOU WERE 2.
Fuck you.
>>748250857
One of the best I got besides skirt pics.
see here.
>>748250982
>>748250846
well, she's of age, so that excludes the latter. why do you ask?
1. I'm so turned on by uniforms and the men that wear them, that I sometimes choke up around police officers and always choke up around military officers. I wobble at the knees, tremble, get turned on as fuck and get anxious. It's awful sometimes. I can jack off to photos and videos fine, but if i'm around a real man in uniform i shut down - and i'm a 34 year old male.
2. I'm into beast big time. I have a hard drive of dog and horse stuff plugged into the bedroom TV, i've only watched the stuff once in the company of my BF. He says it's fine and he's cool with me taking knot for real, as long as he can join in.
3. I lost my virginity in scouts
>>748249925
Apache leader name anon.
Cousin found out that I'm actually his dad.
Found out recently my daughter has been going out to fancy lunches with her stepdad on the days that my ex wife works. They're in the process of moving and my ex may have to come early if she get's a job she applied for. That would leave my daughter alone with her stepdad. She's 20 so it's not like she's underage, although he's been doing this with her for a while. I've been thinking about how things might go if my ex does move first. Had an idea I could pursue. Interest?
>>748251036
most girls already wear revealing clothes, they dont need coached/tricked into doing so. is she ugly? mormon?
>>748247043
>20yr old working at a frozen yogurt shop near a private religious highschool
>tons of after school events, chicks come in sluty as can be
boner.jpg
>3 months later im supervisor and schedule myself afternoon/closing solo shift
> cum in fresh fruit and over the mochi things
omg i loved cumming on that stuff multiple times a day just jacking off in the back or behind the counter while i sat there watching them eat my whipped topping
>>748251255
she has a religious past, you have it wrong with the "coaching/tricking" aspect, she has had the same clothes before she grew into them and I don't want her to stop
>>748251232
go ahead
>>748251410
how do you persuade her to wear what you want?
>Used to steal stuff from wallmart, alot of stuff over like 2 years
>fucked gf in many public bathrooms and some lounges in a few buildings on campus
>Once poured contents of a condom I used to fuck gf into a jug of iced tea her abusive father and sister were drinking when they forced us to let them stay for a few days. (they forcibly stayed every weekend) gf new, had no complaints.
>back when going through puberty I tried looking at my mothers puss when she slept
>>748249925
Dude from The Warriors
>>748247962
*gasp*
>>748251232
I told the stepdad not long after he married my ex that I'd fuck him up if he hurt my ex or my daughter. He doesn't know that I know about the lunch dates. She told me. Should I call him after my ex moves and tell him I know, and that I'm okay with it long as it's something she wants to do? Should I tell him something that's maybe not true but might encourage him to try something with her? Like I said she's 20 but he's 61.
>>748251612
whats your endgame? do you want the stepdad to fuck your daughter?
I gave oral to a trucker when I was in college. Don't find men attractive at all but get hard as hell thinking about sucking cock.
>>748251541
>I tried looking at my mothers puss
did you ever succeed? what about other girls? ive never seen my mom's but I have 4 sisters and I saw their pussies all the time, didnt have to be sneaky or try at all.
>>748251547
Which one was he? Was he the weasily guy that shot the dude in the beginning? Because that guy sucks. I hope it was one of the baseball furies.
>>748251187
Apache Indian tribe thing? I don't know.. I was never big into the native history scene. But then again I saw the warriors like 18 years ago, and i've only recently began wanting to be called Cochise.
Is it a sick name though? Like would you think a guy named Cochise keeps it real?
>>748251771
I gave oral to truckers for years. I used to ride along and suck their cocks while they were driving. The truck's air seat does all the work. I got fucked in many trucks, and fucked a trucker bareback for my 30th birthday.
>>748251692
Only the dirty side of me. Technically, I don't know that there's not some things she hasn't told me anyway. She did tell me she's seen him nude, of course by accident. Pretty sure he knows my daughter saw him nude too. If I threw in something like "...and I know she's seen you nude, and I'm not going to kill you.." it'd get interesting probably. He might reveal something she hasn't told me OR he might based on that get up the nerve to put the moves on her after my ex is out of the house. To answer your question directly, the dirty fantasy side of me would like him to fuck my daughter though.
>>748247043
I really want to be in a homosexual relationship but i don't know how to talk to men.
Ive dated women my whole life and I like fem, but see myself with a man in the future.
I'm super supportive of others being out but i have the hardest time expressing myself this way.
Since june ive been fuck buddies with my housemate/friend's gf's 14yo sister. he is the only other person who knows and he just recently found out
>>748251876
I remember the trucker I did that with came hard in my throat and tried contacting me for more like a week straight but I never answered back. Wishing I had, now I'm in a straight relationship and debating on trying to find someone I can sneak off with.
>>748251833
>>748252081
You had a good thing going man. When they come back, they always will.
Find another trucker, you can do it.
One day my dad and step mother got into a huge fight and my step mother slept on the couch in the living room.
I snuck in, pulled off her pants and ate her ass, fingered her, rubbed my dick all over her, even made out with her. She slept like a fucking rock.
>>748251783
Literally no one else, only mother in the house and no friends while I had no internet or even porn mags. Saw puss a few times, and bewbs, then realized I was fucked up and stopped being such a creep and straightened out my life by later becoming morbidly depressed and suicidal in my senior year of highschool.
Every time i have a new crush i fantasize about them anal voreing me.
Or them having a dick and dominating me.
>>748248484
What is a nogger?
Is that like a festive nigger?
>>748251891
i see... so if he does fuck your daughter what would you do?
>>748252170
She was pretending to be asleep
>>748252281
Oh I've heard of those, they have eggs and you can only get them around winter by the refrigerators.
Whenever I'm introduced to someone i always imagine how loud they'd scream if i stabbed them then and there.
I don't actually want to, but i still think about it.
Eh, I don't really have any dark secrets tbh
I guess when I was around 11 me and my friend were hanging out with a younger neighborhood girl and got her naked, dared them to have sex and they did, or at least whatever pre-teens that have never seen porn think sex is
Since then I'm kind of a pedo, I would absolutely never rape, but holy fuck am I attracted to pre-teen girls
>>748252364
I picture old niggers drunk on nog singing christmas songs. i like it.
>>748252119
No fucking way, dude. His name was cochise? No. That's the guy from Education of Sonny Carson or some shit.
>>748252396
>don't really have a dark secret
>im a pedophile
>>748252273
The more you learn every day.
>>748252310
I'm not sure to be honest. It'd be hard for me to do anything about it if I'd put him up to it. He might try something with her and not even tell me. But all that aside, I'd be partly disgusted with him and myself. Partly turned on more than I ever have in my life. I can't imagine her going along with it but I couldn't imagine her going out on lunch dates with him either. Only thing working for him for sure is that he's got money and she likes to go out to fancy restaurants and dress up. Don't know if he could translate that into fucking but it's possible.
>>748252543
I know this would be super deviant if I actually go through with it. Open to know if you anons think this is revolting or if it turns you on.
>>748252421
Just know that should you decide to choose this name, this is a primary connotation.
>>748252423
different anon here. every guy is a pedo, it's just not an open secret
>>748252729
There's no way, dude. What about the Appalachian guy? I'm sure he was there before some movie.
>>748252655
So I can get aroused from other people feeling guilt and shame from being cheated on or someone they care about fucking someone they don't like, so by all means set yourself up for crippling emotional disgust.
>>748252509
What's wrong bub? Don't like anal vore?
>>748252860
I thought regular vore was weird, i didn't know there's more categories.
>>748247043
I've wronged someone in middle school on the basis of being the closest to the scene and saying something if I thought I saw something but he was let go by police after his mother begged and pleaded, he then two weeks later came at me afterschool but the same cop that had held him based on my accusation caught him again. Cop was on patrol near the school.
He was searched and he had a pocket knife, the officer had said maybe you did do it and said after your mum did all that to get you off the hook.
He came at me again in highschool junior year, disguised as someone else and tried to get me to follow him into a park but school officials saw what was happening and stopped him. He was arrested for trespassing since he wasn't from the high-school and for some other crap.
I saw the same cop but I hated him the more I realized how stupid it happened. He pressured me into saying whether he really was the criminal by saying he was going to take me into jail at the time for lying. I wasn't, I was jumping the gun for saying anything and it makes me an asshole just the same.
That person I wronged came again this year in may, with a beat up old red ford truck asking if I still live nearby and which building. He said
"I'm gonna fucking kill you, you ruined my life. You're not gonna move anytime soon this year are you?"
He even asked for my older brother.
It's been since 2008 he's been after me.
Up to this point what happens in his life is his fault and not entirely mine. He's had nearly a decade to be the better person but he still insists on being so angry.
Long Beach Blvd, CA. If you want to confirm any murders that may happen, particularly the murder of myself if it does happen.
I'm just a spic like any other although I realized I shouldn't be apart of the problem currently in my state.
I actually do want to make a difference and go through the vices to be a reformed person above my peers... having seen /pol/, /news/, /b/, /x/, and /g/.
>>748252921
If theirs a hole, you can be vored by it.
Cock, anal, oral, vaginal (unbirth), nipples, navel, nostril, cleavage, even hair sometimes.
>>748253015
Im done, I'm out, seeya.
>>748247043
A former coworker really got under my skin. I took a bunch of pictures of him and got all his personal info. I put a bunch of credit cards in his name, even using his reall address as his billing address. I put a cell phone in his name and created a few online profiles pretending to be him. I made a woman believe he was stalking her and I harassed a bunch of others as him. He got a subscription of a bunch of bondage erotica (even some rape porn). When I noticed the police were investigating him. I hid the cell phone I put in his name in his tool shed. His "new credit cards" were put in the same spot and I maxed them out by ordering stuff still on the way to him. How did I learn all this? My dad stole my identity years ago and fucked me over, not nearly as bad. He wears an ankle monitor to this day, is still paying for shit he "don't remember ordering" and his rep is shit. They don't believe someone stole his identity because they all the shit purchased went to him and they found the cards and phone on his property.
Liked some guy since forever. Tonight I finally worked up the courage to tell him how I felt. Turns out he feels the same.
Down side is, it took us this long to figure this shit out. How do I tell him I've been dreaming about him tying me and and fucking me when he's too shy to even kiss me? He's been doing it my dreams for so long now I'm worried he won't live up to the hype in my mind. Because of this, I'm too afraid to ever sleep with him.
The fantasies are too good to ruin.
>be me in between girlfriends
>pretty depressed and had low self esteem
>I've always sort of gotten turned on by crossdressing and sissy shit
>my upper body is manly, but my bottom half is completely passable
>my ass is actually really good and I'm not very hairy at all
>while drunk, joined kik for a local TS/CD dating group
>took pics of me in white thigh highs and thong
>actually look pretty good, I'm surprised
>everyone thinks so too, I got about 10 guys PMing me immediately
>fast forward a month, ended up talking with a guy almost every other day on kik
>never really looked at him as more than a chill guy
>we end up hooking up, made a video and took pictures
>tbh I didn't enjoy it as much as I hoped, was kinda counting the thrusts until it was over
>I've had orgasms just from dildos so it's not the butthole thing
>the pics he took turn out to be amazing
>ended up posting the pics and video to a few porn sites, once or twice on 4chan, tumblr too (had a pretty new account so not many followers)
>I got 500 notes within a week.. eventually get over 10,000 notes on my pics, tons of reposts on trap/CD tumblr pages, each with 1,000s of notes
>I get an offer to do sissification porn in Chicago, he wanted me to be a featured member on the site
>I get an offer from Christian XXX to possibly do porn in Vegas. For pure-ts.
>I'll still sometimes see those pics pop-up on trap threads, even ones where it's mostly traps like Natalie Mars and kalindra chan
This is all during a few months where I just experimented with my sexuality and found out I just like the thought of it, not actually doing it. So I haven't done anything since about it.
>pic not really related
>>748253376
Holy shit I might be into the idea stated in that picture, I need some material to test that out though
>>748253525
What kind of material?
Ive gave oral sex to a 9yo girl several times, i was 14-15ish
Just got a new job at an italian restaurant and my GF's mom loves the alfredo sauce there. I like to pretend Im doing something nice by bringing her a meal but I actually cum in the sauce before I serve it to her. My girlfriend found out about it and was mad I didnt tell her but loves the thought of it now. She'll sometimes jerk me off til I cum into the food Im going to serve her mom
bmpp
When I see threads where an anon has maybe a few pics of some girl and looking for her name and/or more pics I sometimes fantasize about seeing a thread where the girl is a family member of mine.
>>748254111
checkt
>>748250632
Hmm, this seems familiar...
>>748247895
posted so many times. never shown anything
>>748252391
do it
There are some people saying "me too" on my newsfeed that are definitely lying. No way someone has tried to sexually assault them.
I once took a shit in the back garden and blamed the dog
>>748254189
What do I get for rolling trips?
>>748249925
i'd venture a guess and say you heard it in an old episode of Cheers, at least that would be where my memory of the word originated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD5V06HqpfA
>>748254488
1 internets
I have a 5yr old daughter conceived on a one night stand. The mother doesn't know who I am but I remembered her name and found her Instagram.
She's going a good job without me.
bm;pp
I took the v of 5 girls ages 11-14
closet bi-fag here. I love to shower with other guys, doesnt rly matter who but do it with mostly friends/family. luckily i get to quite often
>>748254738
lol, you have that problem too? pretty sure i've got a little girl in florida after i went down there on vacation. i was invited to a party as a bar was closing, nobody at the party even knew my real name, everyone keeps calling me joe, i'm john, just rolled with it. hooked up with random party slut and filled up her tank. look her up a few years later on facebook, MFW i see little Josephina
I'm an animal in a human body
Nobody but my bf takes it seriously
>started creepshotting when i got into highschool
>did this for all of highschool
>kinda got caught in 10th but was able to weasel out out of it by having a talk with the girl i creepshotted and the principle+ vice principle
>escalated over the years started out as ass shots then to upskirts, got really good at upskirt shots and have a folder of about twenty different girls
>keep escalating, on two occasions during truth or dare sessions ive gotten video of girls, the first naked the second topless
>the second was actually her changing but i was "keeping watch" in the doorway while i filmed her
>went on a senior trip, waterpark, got bikini shots from at least half of my female classmates
>graduate, one girl i cs'ed texts me saying to delete pics, try and deny but its obvious i fucked it up, vice principle calls
>anon im hearing some rumors...
>give it up and partially admit truth, yeah i cs'ed femanon a couple times, only her blah blah blah
>did a lot of community shit in my last couple years and all the staff really liked me so the vp didnt do anything besides tell me to apologize, not even angry sounding
> send apology to her saying i deleted everything (obviously i didn't) , it was pretty heartfelt and she accepted
>i actually did feel sorry because my goal was spank bank material for me without harming anyone (no sharing, don't let them know)
> literally no repercussions from that day forward
tl;dr creepshotted, got caught twice, not even a slap on the wrist
>also purchased a hidden cam, was able to get pretty good ass shots of a few female friends, eventually destroyed and chucked the cam after a while because it caused too much stress
> also got raped by a male babysitter when i was really young (can remember what happened partially but not when and not everything) , it might've fucked me up to do the creep shit but its not an excuse, just fun trivia
I'm a straight male, I need a cock in my ass
bumpp
I showered with a 9 & 7yo girl yesterday
A friends sister occasionally sent me nudes over the where she was 14 to 15.
I was 23 and should have known better..
bummppp
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>>748252364
>>748252281
That's a nogger
>>748251194
Pictures of auntie?
I used to be very close with my best friend and his girl... my friend went away to rehab for like 6 weeks after she got pregnant... her and i started to hang out while he was away and I was giving her rides... she calls me one night crying saying she got in a fight with her parents and asked me to get her... i pick her up and take her to my house... i offer her the sofa but she wants to stay with me because she didn't want to be alone lol... we get in bed and start having pillow talk, i tell her some bullshit compliments and we start kissing... before i know it im naked with my bf's girl... her titties were so swollen and her belly was poking out... she's all self conscious about it... i tell her she's beautiful and am grabbing her tits and ass... she starts grabbing my cock and goes under the covers and sucks on it... she sucked my dick so good i pulled out, flipped her over and wanted to fuck but she said no :( i say okay no sex but she keeps sucking... she sucked me for 10 minutes solid and i came in her mouth... she spit it in my trashcan which was a turnoff but still... i cuddled her all night, woke up in the morning and started kissing before we even said a word... i get on top of her and fuck her... came inside her and drove her home... never said a word to my friend and they're still together to this day...
>>748257127
inb4 you accidentally gave yourself a prego fetish
>>748257355
not particularly attracted to prego chicks she wasn't that prego either only a few months in
>>748257355
I developed a bit of a fascination after sleeping with a heavily pregnant chick. The way them milk tits bounce around....
>>748248085
Next day cops came because some of the sperm from your mouth was found in the sample
i'm a dirty sissy
https://www.xvideos.com/video28629193/teen_skinny_sissy_play_dirty_with_her_panty_in_public_toilet
>>748252281
Bigger dressed as Santa choking my mom with his dick. Sounds hot
I currently see a girl every weekend that's begs me to piss on her and in her mouth while she sits in the shower fingering herself.
This has become so normal now, The feeling of being sucked off flaccid while pissing in a chicks mouth is pretty great.
I am addicted to posting girls on 4chan I enjoy watching them get doxed .. theres already one girl you can search on google and find her nudes. I cant stop
>>748259006
Yes you are, little bitch.
Fucked the cougar mom of a friend I grew up with on Saturday night
>>748261022
How much could you possible grow up with someone in one night?
>>748261279
hurdur
>>748247043
i don't speak good english but... she have a boyfriend :c and I love her :c
I have been friends with this girl for years, we just moved in together a year ago to save on rent. Every morning after she goes to work I jerk off into her conditioner bottle while wearing one of her thongs, and I wipe myself off on the thong and her toothbrush. The bottle is now more cum than conditioner. I also cum in her food that I make for her.
I also take a lot of creepshots
I spend way to much time fapping with girls of a questionable age on omegle
>>748261462
Ohh savage, set that up nicely.
Moar?
>>748252396
lol are you E?
I am addicted to posting girls on Facebook ... I enjoy watching them get doxed .. theres already one girl you can search on google and find her nudes ... I cant stop. What do I do ?
I plan to cut open larger and larger mammals starting at 25 and ending at 32,
(Of course, it won't be random. They'll be creatures which I've attached to.)
then before I'm 40 to have taken a life of the apex mammal.
(The previous rule continues to apply.)
I plan to be married at 28, and have kids at 32.
I plan to be dead at 72.
25, 28, 32, 40, 72
I would probably leave my my wife, sell my house, and move to Colorado if the woman I fell in love with while me and my wife were dating back in high school were to tell me she loves me and wants to be with me. Pic related.
>>748263840
At the very least I would most definitely cheat on my wife with her if I got the chance.
My sons friends constantly try to sneak a look at my wife in shower, dressing etc. I think it is hot and try to make it easier for them by leaving covers off when she sleeps naked etc. Those little fuckers have had quite a good look before. Wife has no idea I help them
>>748264473
how old are the friends
>>748264581
8th grade
I have a friend that doesnt know how to stop drinking once she starts. Any time she comes over to hang out with my wife and I she always passes how hard at the end of the night. I usually sit on the couch by her and fondle her tits any time my wife leaves the room.
Im trying to work up the courage to finger her pussy but its hard because she almost always wears tight jeans.
>>748264844
Ask your wife if she'd join in
>>748264644
12 yo god son stole nudes of my wife and shared them with hus friends
>>748255217
Elaborate on each
>>748265085
Hot. Ive overhead some of these kids talking how much they want to fuck my wife. I want to get her extra drunk sometime and see if one takes it further
>>748263840
I often think the same about my life
I bought alcohol for a group of girls on the pre text that they watch me fap. The chubby one in the group got her tits out for me to
>>748265384
would be hot to soo them take your wife in a drunken gbang
I make it a point to invite my godson and his friends over for pool parties, the wife only wears bikinis and i can tell these boys are hurting the way they eye fuck her
>>748247962
though i dont agree, i can see where that comes from. The performance had a kind of quality to it, love it or hate it.
>>748248085
way to contaminate the sample dickhead
>>748250432
how was the pasta?
I still occasionally watch the Vicky videos
I married my wife in part because she looks like Tawny Stone
I have a lock box in my apartment filled with porn dvds and a few sex toys. My gf knows of this box and does not know the contents.
The box is kinda buried under random stuff we don't have room for. The toys include a couple dildos and a masturbater.
I use these toys on days she isnt around. When i lock it up after im done i just sit there and think WTF do i have this shit for. This is going to be a horrible conversation to have if she finds out.
>>748253002
Dude shut the fuck up, youre gay
>>748255695
I don't think you're sraight friend lol
The only reason that I'm still with my girlfriend is because she is incapable of getting pregnant so I never need to wear a condom.
I've been banging my niece for a few years
Let other guys fuck me in public places at night (parks) i met them online. One of them a blinddate was a guy i knew from high school, it was awkward but talked it through and ended up sucking and riding him. Now i got fucked by more guys than i fucked girls before.
>>748267952
You could just get a vasectomy ya know.
>>748253663
tell me more
>>748248085
>yfw she's a fucking disgusting landwhale and/or
>yfw she's got a virus, infectious disease, or something
India is in Asia so Indians are the most fucked up retarded looking asian people I have ever seen. Fuck mud colored people.
>>748256031
tell more
>>748250632
wtf did i just read
I stayed up all Saturday night talking with the woman I like and she still dosen't know. I'm such a coward.
i like transing people and brainwashing them into starting hormones.
My best friend's used to have a cute girlfriend. Now he goes by Rylie and just won bantamweight class.
Im 24 male, fucked my cousin, she is older than me 6 years, been fucking her since i am 21. She loves doing blowjob, and i always hint her when im coming but since probably the 4th blowjob she ignores the hint and i cum in her mouth, she swallows as well.
Plus when i was 13 to when i was 15 me and a neighbour friend would blow each other almost every Day, i sucked on 3 more cocks after that
>>748247043
I'd really like to die, I just can never find the right time for it.
>>748269711
Cousin's like that are the best. When mine gets pissed at her boyfriend she comes to me. She even sent him a picture of my dick in her pussy once to get back at him for cheating on her. He has no idea we fuck together.
>>748271042
Yes i started making out with mine at 16 but only at vacations she lives on a diferent country but every time she comes back i go sleep in her place and we spend the night fucking.
She really loves to suck me, one time i was in her place making Lunch and mid-cooking she start teasing me and blows me Window open and swallowed the cum, anybody from the building in front could have seen, she also blow me once in a family dinner we had on our grandfather house in the bathroom, swallowed again, not even my girl does that
I practice selfsuck, never told to anyone, not even gfs.
>>748247895
Send screenshots then!
>>748250285
Nice!
Im secretly the CEO of youtube https://youtu.be/CSKbWI1pUHQ
my wife is a rape victim.
i frequently jerk off trying to imagine what happened to her.
My wife has a mediocre looking sister who claimed to be asexual. BS.
So when I was alone with her I made a move on her, we made out and ended up with my hands down her panties.
After some fingering she gave me a very sloppy blowjob, but the thought of fucking her claiming to be asexual kept me hard so I asked her to lay down and spread her legs
I've never fucked a woman this hard, she came atleast a couple of times before I did and I left a huge load in her.
She promised not to tell but I don't really care because no one would believe it.
>>748247962
Did anyone really? It was just a heavily hyped movie where he did some edgie nonsense. It was just another instance of hollywood being bored and having to do something different for difference sake. It wasn't especially interesting just because it was different.
>>748261497
me too
When i was in the Navy I would crossdress for one of my chiefs and an officer so they could fuck me like a sissy bitch
Sometimes I drive the interstate jerking off to give the truckers a show.
My cousin is bi and tolled me all the things she and her best friend have dun to eatch other. She knows I like her best friend but she has a boyfriend. Luckily the friend and her boyfriend havnt fucked yet so I'm hoping they will break up so I can makr a move on her.
>>748272336
She's lying to you Bodie. Just like she dies to everyone else. It's a farce.
>>748272494
>>748273010
it happened while we were married....
>>748273369
Details.
>>748272918
I have a lesbian cousin that always cuddles up to me when we are together. I want to touch her so badly but I don't want to ruin the bond we have.
>>748272336
Thought I was the only one that did this. She described the whole fucking thing to me so don't know what she expects.
>>748274226
There was a public park across the street from her old job. Cars would park there during business hours. At night it would get shady.
She had to stay late for work. On her way to her car, two crackheads started harassing her for change, they got frustrated with her, attempted to rob her then decided they could get away with more. They raped her in the backseat of her car.
>>748274762
Mine hasn't given me the gritty details, most of that is filled in with my imagination. Shes only told me what happened generally.
>>748247043
My secret is that I slept with someone for help on a college course.
>>748271966
Don't give yourself a stroke.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/73dqxa/tifu_by_sucking_my_own_dick_and_having_a_stroke
my name is jeff
>>748272383
Are you Bill Murray?
I fucking love traps but cant get any here
>>748273026
What ship, shipmate?
>>748275446
Gridley
bmp
>>748247043
I fucked my sister. You want to know more ask me.
46... great shape... want to suck a guy and maybe more. Never have but too scared.
