Waifu thread
Previous: I'm much too lazy for that.
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
/waifu/
Akame :(
>>748235932
Good timing.
>>748235932
You claiming with us saber?
>>748235982
Shizu
>>748235997
me but gf
>Misaki Claimed
>>748236034
I'm 12 and what is this?
>>748236076
That's not Saber, it's a character from final fantasy tactics.
>>748235997
Which Tomo is this
>>748235582
Light or mechanized?
I'm lucky enough to be in a mechanized battalion
>>748235817
sweet trip.
How do you think I look?
>>748235926
now they lost their parental figure. Fuck
>>748236076
>>748235848
It was all green tip dude.
>>748236076
I'm a boy, dude. You want to be my boyfriend or what?
>>748236159
Old Tomoko. OG Tomoko. The Best Tomoko.
>>748236168
I was a machine gunner (still am always will be) walking with death.
>>748236315
oh ruri's gf
how are you?
Yo
>>748236195
I was taught from a young age as a mall ninja operator that ball wouldn't tumble out of a 7.5".
>>748236315
Don't make me call in Mike "if you like cock you're in for a shock" Pence.
>>748236360
240?
>>748236405
>ruri's gf
Wrong. I'm fine. Who is this?
>>748236475
Open bobs
So vegene
>>748236433
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
>>748236360
249 I hope. I love firing that one
>>748236168
Yeah it's p bad. At least they view their stepfather as their actual dad
>>748236517
which one then?
ah good. you dont know me, i calim like once every two weeks.
Whoever designed this fucking kitchen needs a lesson in proper drainage, a 7 day phosphorus bath and a summary kick to the jaw.
>>748236475
I've never seen any sideways imprints on the paper 100 and in. But yeah, 249, 240, 50, mk19, riding mounted for a bit too. I was pretty fortunate to get to deal with all that and shoot LAAWs and all that explosive stuff too.
>I like that face
>>748236572
People always put it down, and I've seen some bad ones. But mine never failed to work.
>>748236726
Maybe this filename will help. I'm just and old Tomoko poster.
>>748236562
You're a fag!
>>748236866
Post pics
hello hello I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>748235932
She's strong and brave and faithful and beautiful.
>>748236715
I hope my brother sees us as his family. He was adopted before I was born
>>748236868
Just need to dump a ton of oil in her ans she'll never fail you
>>748237061
But do you really?
>>748236975
Ive already cleaned it. But the drain is the highest point in the floor. Just for starters.
>>748237061
Hello Love. How are you?
>>748237117
I sure think I do! hello Umi!
>>748237123
I'm doing the best I can! how are you?
>>748237120
Lmao ok that makes no sense
>>748236888
yeah you re the one who posts lewds, i was right.
nice trips.
>>748237153
>>748237168
I'm alright.
>>748237246
We had to fight for flexible gas hoses instead of copper pipes.
>>748237325
I see! have you managed any better rest this week?
>>748237319
I don't post lewd stuff all the time. I don't even remember the last time I did post lewd stuff.
Who are you?
>>748237168
Morning. How's the evening treating you?
>>748236517
?
>>748236868
I heard 'machinegunner' instead of autorifleman so I assumed M240.
I meant tumbling/fragging inside a person properly due to low velocity instead of ice picking.
Sounds like a ton of fun
>>748237446
ah, i might be wrong abotu that then.
i just lurk here, sorry.
>christ, fuck mobile.
>>748237546
Just teasing you.
>>748237417
Better than usual, not really all there though.
>>748237639
Who are you?
>>748237104
I guess that would just depend on whether or not he remembers his parents putting him up for adoption and how good the relationship between him and your family is :eyes:
>>748237546
Oh yeah 'machinegunner' works with everything depending on the company. WPNS does all of them, while the line companies do primarily the 240 only. I know what you mean.
>>748237104
Definitely a help for it
Im very drunk, I realized I've been rambling on about shit I've never talked about here.
>>748236158
:^)
I think you might have told me or mentioned it in thread before but I can't recall. I would guess 20-25 for you.
>>748236168
Mhm, I got pretty lucky generating it. I have no idea to be honest. Slim/fit build white guy considering presumably French Canadian army guy.
>>748238051
I have. 24.
>Sadako-chan is mine
>>748237877
muh ArmA 2 class names
>>748238217
Cute spoopy is cute
>>748237863
My mother's sister couldn't financially support her son, so my mom offered to adopt him. Now he's in good terms with both families :ZoomEyes:
>>748237877
it's ok little drunk.
>>748238051
I'm more tan than white, but I'm pretty slim, not that fit.
post some cutes before I hit the hay
>>748238114
Grandpa
I ignore these threads usually but I came here to compliment your choice of Agrias
>>748238390
More cutes
>>748238217
YEAAAA!
>>748238289
>WPNS
definitely holds a special a place for me
>>748238390
It should be black out.
>>748238114
I'll try to put it in my selective memory. I was going to guess on the higher end because of your current life situation but I thought that might have been too presumptuous.
>>748238390
Stop going outside so you can be really white like me. Is that why you identify with Astolfo? :^) Here, just for you.
>>748238609
more cutes
>>748238641
it's ok, big drunk.
>>748238716
I go outside out of necessity. If I could I'd lock myself in my room
If only I had a good voice too :^)
wtf I feel special now
>>748238296
Rory a lewd
>>748238960
You poor soul. Well, you could always use a voice changer on the internet and pretend. :3 As you should. Nyaa.
Here
>>748239149
Sometimes
>>748239221
Nah, the accent would remain. I don't mind, some say it's good, but ehh. Can't stand listening to my voice
catgirl(boy) time
>>748239291
>snugs
>>748239329
>Most times
FTFY
>>748239331
I think most people don't like listening to their own voice since it doesn't sound the same as it does in your head.
I only have like two or three catgirl images though.
>>748239453
How was whatever you had to do today?
>>748239291
Hi Tomoko
>>748239712
Hi anon
>>748239653
shitty, took way too long
>>748239540
Why would I lie?
>>748239747
How are you?
>>748239572
Probably... Idk, I don't like how I struggle to speak in English, especially pronunciation
>pyoon
As do I
>>748239572
>>748239993
Git gud
>>748239993
>especially pronunciation
Try taking the cock out of your mouth. I hear that helps.
SAVAGE
>>748239993
I have a ton of rabbit though since Uzuki makes bunny noises or something.
>>748240081
Listen kid, Rory basically has canon cat ears with her bows so you're a cheater.
>>748240174
>
>>748240301
I have except for bad art of bunny suits, I have nothing
>>748240380
nothing except*
>>748240174
WREKT
I gotta go to sleep now lads, I'm dying. G night
>>748237537
it's been going well! I'm sorry, I got distracted listening to music ;~;
>>748237757
that's still good! I'm glad to hear it.
>>748240301
Hey, she takes them off for catgirl bits
>>748240380
Oh, and your written English is more than fine if nothing else. Well they were only recently animated so hopefully you will get more quality fanart. Don't let Shizu bully you, suck all the dicks you want to suck.
>>748240808
Writing is always easier than speaking though.
I wish, I wish..
How many pictures do you have saved of Uzuki?
>>748241130
>hey look its the boopslut
My friend plays on Xbone
>>748240790
Were there catgirl bits in the anime? That's the extent of where I have seen her.
>>748241191
I only took two years of a different language back in High school but I would have to agree with that. Uhh, only 164.
>>748240380
Sure sure. I bet you've never ever sucked cock... Is that proper?
>>748240808
>Don't let Shizu bully you
It's unavoidable.
>>748241421
Not in the anime. But official art though.
>>748241421
It would've been fine if English was a second language for me, not third
Why must you always show up very late when I'm already supposed to be sleeping
ree
>>748241497
Not a real one at least
Goodnight
>>748241811
Sleep well
>>748241773
What, you sucked that rubber giant?
>>748242031
Is that a yes?
>>748241497
Is he secretly an M? I didn't know you two were in that kind of relationship.
>>748241521
I see I see. She does make a cute one to be fair.
>>748241773
Stop being so cultured. My sleep schedule is garbage and I usually feel most awake when night is starting for me, sorry. :^) You're free to take off whenever you wish; I've actually been putting off running my last errand just to spoil you with my images even.
>>748241811
Sweet dreams.
>>748242173
How did you arrive at that? Pervert.
>>748242173
That she does.
>>748242161
you know it
>>748242173
>Is he secretly an M?
Keep it secret, Aricu might get jealous
I am not! I just learned my native tongue and french around the same time.
I might go sleep shortly then, it's just that I get so few occasions tot talk with you. I feel like I need to make the most of the occasions I do get.
And I do appreciate it
>>748242499
What, do you unhinge your jaw? That thing seems much too large.
>>748242754
PP is a snake confirmed
>>748242499
>tfw no twink trap gf to give succ of dicc
>>748241271
Oh for fucks sake, nobody plays ps4
>>748241862
Hey you
>>748242276
>not even denying it
It seemed to be the most logical conclusion. :^)
>>748242303
Why is Tuka so shit?
>>748242499
I knew it, your secret is safe with me. What is your native language? Pff, I promise I'm not that interesting. Hopefully you've realized I'm mostly joking about the last part~
>>748243056
Ps4 is shit. They are the ones blocking cross platform.
>>748243075
Shes literally there for looks
>>748243075
I can't say he is or isn't an M, but i'm not in a relationship with him. Apart from maybe bully/bullied
>>748243142
Don't forget asspulls. Tuka is literally plot armor.
>>748242754
No irl dicc will be impossible to handle for me
It's a genius plan
>>748242929
don't lose hope anon
>>748243075
Bring this secret to your grave
It is innu language, some native american language.
Not interesting doesn't mean not enjoyable :^)
I have not, thought you might've needed to be out for some reason.
>>748243355
Only twice. Shes basically a half backgrpund character at this point.
>just wait till they get to Xenomorphs
>>748243142
Boi the only reason xbox is still a thing is cause of Halo
>>748243359
How are you
>>748243556
And who made Halo
>>748243497
Be my twink trap bf and give succ
>>748243610
Bungie, guess who Bungie favors over
>>748243610
Bungie
>>748243556
meh, you?
>>748243749
The actual new hardware
>>748243913
Same
>>748243957
Destiny PC will die in months
>>748244208
Its not me that cares
>>748239774
Fun. Felt the same about work
>>748239892
Ehh work sucked
>>748244454
Just sayin, I pity anyone that is hyped for destiny coming to PC, anything ported there dies in a few months cause it's not csgo, pubg or league
>>748243630
>trap
sorry to disappoint you, I am not that
>>748243142
She's not even most attractive girl though.
>>748243188
I knew that much, I just wanted to tease you back a bit. :3c
>>748243497
Aye aye Captain. Oh, I remember Inuit from some game I played or something. That sounds like the basis of slice of life anime tbh. :^)
Err, I meant about spoiling you! You don't have to thank me for it or anything.
>>748244606
I thought you were going to bed?
>>748244627
Its author appeal.
>>748244609
>do you even PC game
Trust me. People only got 1 for Xbone because it wasnt on PC.
>>748244747
no. Ive been playing pubg
>>748244612
It's ok. As long as you look cute in a skirt, we can make this work.
>>748244747
Better learn your Tomoko posters or you will stay confused.
>>748244208
rip
>>748244606
why are you playing pubg
>>748244768
They chose the wrong console to play Destiny, all content goes to ps4 first, the rest gets sloppy seconds
>>748245166
Indeed, drinking my sorrows away
>>748244609
that file name.
>>748245381
Thats because Sony has a hardon for perceived power.
>>748244796
Ah gotcha. How is that?
>>748244995
I typically can
>>748244627
Inuit isn't innu tho
That's what I had in mind when I wrote that
Well I do like it when you're here. I wouldn't say I value it, but I'd definitely miss it if it was gone.
At any case, it's about time I go to sleep, see some other times
>>748244802
Please don't
>>748246131
>acts super gay
>immediately turned off when homo'd back at
Maybe you should stop.
>>748246131
See you*
I'm tired don't judge
>>748246294
It's as if I wasn't interested in anyone
>>748246428
Fucking tease.
Post boy pussy
>>748245166
Rikka is playing.
>>748245874
It's ok I guess
>>748246969
not an acceptable reason
>>748245453
Taken a liking eh?
>>748245587
Sony always win baby
>>748243497
Flawless logic, surely.
>>748244627
I know i know. Just wouldn't be the first time people have assumed me and someone else are together or something just because i tease them in some manner.
>>748247799
Time for the national anthem
https://youtu.be/qzh6gw8pvp4?t=8s
>>748247933
Im sorry. But who dominates combined console sales?
>>748248022
I don't give a fug nigga, Sony all the way
>>748248148
>fanboy all the way
Enjoy your flimsy personal data.
>>748248274
Nigga my comp can run LoL and Csgo, the only two active games on pc
>>748247149
It is for me.
>>748248261
Hi
Oh, Rory, by te way, you should tell the fellas from our Discord to invade /animus/ more often, specially @Ougi and Rem, that was amusing as fuck, hahahaha, props to them for annoying these literally nothing loserss, lmao.
>>748246131
>>748246336
A belated sleep well to you.
>>748247664
Are you implying we aren't dating despite the fact that you always tease me?
>>748248480
>only 2 active PC games
>what is Overwatch, PUBG, DotA 2, Siege, WoW, Hearthstone, Cuphead, Runescape, Starcraft 2, WoT, Rocket League
>>748248736
You tell them
Mugi where are you
>>748248938
I may be implying that.
asdf
>>748249143
I'm heartbroken.
>>748248966
>Overwatch
On console too nigga
>PUBG
We got Fortnite nigga and echsbax shilled to be the only console to have it cause all they got is Halo
>DotA 2
Literally who?
>Siege
Literally who?
>WoW
Who plays that shit now?
>Hearthstone
Shits on mobile nigga
>Cuphead
On console as well
>Runescape
Only nostalgiafags plays that
>Starcraft 2
>Grandpa's games
>WoT
Console as well
>Rocket League
Console as well
>>748249419
Really the benefit of PC gaming is all of the smaller niche games you have to choose from instead of only getting garbage "AAA" titles.
>>748249419
And where did those games start? Literally all the PS4 has is Destiny and Fortnite.
>knowing LoL
>not knowing DotA2
Do you even genre?
>grandpas games
Yet still have world championships.
Hell even Nintendo has better games from 10 fucking years ago still strong.
>>748249871
I will get a gaming PC when I get my free money from this dumbass that rear-ended my car months ago, waiting for the settlement to finish
>Lawyer is taking his sweet fucking time, probably wants to milk every cent off of them
>>748250038
>Literally all the PS4 has is Destiny and Fortnite.
That's all I really play :^)
Im fuckin with ya, you know
>>748249419
Don't compare wot pc to wot console. That console version is so lacking in features
>>748250154
For a minute Id thought you went full retard, boopslut
>>748250201
Was merely pointing out it's not exclusive to pc
>>748250210
You're fun to mess with~
>>748248519
but its such a shit game
>>748249419
stop defending peasantry
>>748250273
So were you. You learned from your mistakes.
>>748250154
I see, hopefully that won't take too long. Building a PC is super easy if you're looking to get the most out of your money.
god shut the fuck up
Emanon, just my perfect girl, a woman capable to give a deep talk and yet able to act innocent and cute, also she looks like a goddess.
>>748250595
God is sleeping.
>>748250351
I still ain't got my money, I'm finna sign a release form to kick their asses out
>>748250352
Well aren't you a cheeki fuck
Meat
First time here, claiming Anastasia because shes a cutie patootie.
>>748250273
Might as well be. Their version is over a year behind even just tank wise.
>>748250351
Ok?
>>748250689
hi how did you found us
>>748250637
What is she even from?
>>748250674
>not picking the loli
>>748250689
Pff, welcome. That gif is adorable.
>>748249270
I'm sure. So what're you up to tonight?
>>748250689
There is already a Anastasia claimer but hello
>>748250747
Scrolling through the catalog
>>748250749
Thank you. And I know! She's great, isn't she?
>>748250836
hes better
>>748250793
Sleeping with me would probably make me feel better. I'm not doing anything now, just texting a person and listening to a twitch stream. What about you?
>>748250868
No thank you.
>>748250836
Oh well!
>>748250845
I haven't seen whatever she is from but your images seem to be of good quality if nothing else.
>>748250749
>What is she even from?
Omoide Emanon
>>748250977
Playing divinity again, for now at least. I get the impression i'm nearing the end of the game, if it's anything like the last game.
>>748251054
Oo, it has a good score according to a quick google search. It's a shame I'm not much of a manga reader.
>>748235932
You're my waifu op
