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some waifu thread
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Kurumin#2935
Heyo!
>>748219565
i want to have sex with that girl's butt!
You guys should make lists. Someone like "A-Tier" posters and such.
You basically rank every poster in /waifu/
>>748219769
>Girl
>>748219653
what anime
also my shit waifu on side here
>>748219769
Keep dreaming my dude
>>748219790
I'm probably around the F-tier
>>748219790
S-tier:
People I talk to
Irrelevant tier:
People I don't talk to
>>748219810
Date a Live
>>748219940
F for faggot!
>>748219953
fuck i knew she was familiar, i still have to watch that one thanks
>>748219940
G tier more like
>Misaki Claimed
>>748219940
>Keep dreaming my dude
I will. Her butt will be mine!
>>748219953
Meant you would indeed never find the body.
>>748219773
It just feels natural at this point. But no problems. It definitely comes with the territory. No worries
>>748219940
I liked that picture. The eagle was cool looking. And good definitely come out of.your shell as much as you want
>>748220367
But I'm the one hiding it, I know where it is
>>748220367
I was thinking the same thing. But im going to bed early tonight I will talk to you later friendo
>>748220419
>tfw you can't stop thirsting over the clock
Terrible feel tbh
>>748220530
Good night stapler. Don't even worry about it
>>748220419
True enough
>>748220615
Who are you?
>>748220689
So, how are you tonight, Govy?
>>748220739
No one relevant to these threads.
>>748219975
I better be the best one at that
How's the snake doing
>>748220280
What if your prayers cure me of the faggotry?
>>748220293
>her
>>748220367
mounting a hippogriff definitely makes someone cooler.
>>748220530
Goodnight army dude
Has anyone even ever loved you back?
Akame :(
All y'all fags irrelevant
>>748220999
Trips confirm that I'm the only relevant poster ITT
>>748220784
Well that's a lot of people
I do have a discord if you really want to pine over the clock
>>748220965
Yes
If myself doesn't count
Yes
>>748221094
Aw, I guess that means I'm not relevant
>>748221140
Oh hey
A boring person named Rory or whatever
>>748221140
I'm talking to akame
>>748221094
>tfw irrelevant
feels good man.
>>748221094
Well koume does do that.
>>748220819
What show might your fu be from?
>>748220739
Easy night/day with tomorrow off as well. So I'm indulging
>>748219565
>Waifu thread on /b/ and not /a/
>Posts trap
>>748221208
We'll see how boring I am when I end up on the news
>>748221329
At least one of us gets time to relax, I've gotten pretty busy lately
>>748221329
Fuck off nigger
I had Koume before you.
>>748221437
*BREAKING NEWS*
AUSTRALIAN MAN THINKS RELEVANT
Minatsuki Takami
>>748221140
>if you really want to pine over the clock
I don't know. This doesn't feel right.
Is Koume the new Tomoko?
no
>>748221540
And we all know nobody in Australia matters, if they did, they'd become Americans
>>748221561
It does feel right, you know it does
Don't worry, it's ok to love me, I'll allow it
>two koume posters
>tomoko tier
Damn son get smart. By your logic asstolfo is the new tomoko
>>748221444
Fuck you with your double koume trips. Koume is for all who adore her.
>>748221437
Oh trust me. I've been running alot lately. Glad to get this time off
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J3q5-u6Of8
>>748221713
Rory stop posting lewds.
>>748221767
You can uh
Fuck off and stop trying to impersonate me.
let me
>>748221713
Fine, but I need to sleep soon.
>>748221836
He makes some nice playlists.
no
>>748221877
I have no idea what you are talking about
>Which Koume is which?
>>748221767
Running is good, I wish I could go for a run
or at least a walk with my dog
Bitches love dogs
>>748221877
Maybe you should join me in lewding
>>748221952
Don't worry, you can sleep
You'll just come back
>>748221329
He's from Fate/Apocrypha.
>>748221402
Welcome, make yourself comfortable
>>748221836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
>>748222098
Maybe I'm not a faggot
>>748222076
Well
You're posting my avatar, chap.
Qott:
For those who have waifus who are canon in a relation or are in love with the mc, how does it make you feel?(genuinely curious)
>>748222235
>>Maybe I'm not a faggot
I can confirm this is not the case
>>748222235
Maybe you should be
Oh wait, you are
>>748222333
Nice one
>>748222319
It means thag they're cucks
Especially harem anime girls
>>748222333
I assure you it is such
>>748220819
I ran really hard this morning still hurting. Also work is going to be fucking terrible tomorrow
>>748222435
Ouch
>>748222098
I am nice koume. And I do not run, sucks to much on the knees...back, shins, feet. However...I would run if more people wore that stuff
>>748222155
......oh yeah he... definitely a 'he'
>>748222235
Avatar.....oh no sir....it is a way of life.
>>748222428
I'm a niggerfaggot. Mother was a nigger, father was a faggot.
>>748222513
Shut the fuck up nigger
stop
>>748222624
See, koume just wouldn't like you. So much rudeness. Ya got no people skills
>>748222319
damn she's cute I want to stick my dick inside her pussy if you know what I mean
>>748222513
What are you, some kind of pervert?
Lewd the Koume
>>748222624
Your father was a faggot?
How curious
>>748222507
>nice image swap
What's your job? Hopefully sore legs won't make tomorrow that much harder
>>748222513
Androgyny is a wonderful thing
I thought about it a lot recently
>>748222762
What the fuck is that image even
I have a very high paying desk job so that wont matter
>>748222890
Don't you live in an apartment? :^)
>>748222748
I don't, please elaborate
stop for fuck's sake
>>748222729
I'm not rude to women or girls if they're not rude to me. Of course if a girl bitches at me, I send some sass their way.
>>748222756
The "for the plot" gag gets a bit old after using it in like 50 filenames.
>>748222890
>desk job
>high paying
God I wish that were me
You're now a furry, congrats
>>748222972
like this
>
>>748223038
Well, that's good. However no reason to vile someone over enjoying koume as much as you.
>>748222762
It can be. I fully understand.
>>748222756
Oh ok...let's see. Find a good 5/10 lewd
https://youtu.be/-qkM7Tp3IvY
>>748223038
Do you read all my filenames?
>>748223259
5/10?
Not lewd enough
>>748223254
Ohmy~
How lewd anon-kun
>>748220819
I hope it would actually. But unless you're being serious it seems like this is the lifestyle you're set on, and there's not much I can do besides be there for you.
No homo ofc
>>748223259
I'm not vile. I'm pretty much the opposite. If I like a girl i treat her nice. I treat people i don't like bad is all.
>>748223343
Yeah bby
>>748223403
Shitzuru
>>748223446
Hey thats pretty fucking gay
>>748219565
>>748223259
I'm glad you do
>>748223500
But I like this lifestyle, why would I want to change it?
>prayers
>talking to yourself in your head
>doing anything
>>748223677
Do you ever day dream of having kids? Or what comes with having kids?
>>748223738
this has to be duke, I can tell by the cutting tone
>>748223522
Hmm. That's new.
>>748223862
I don't want kids and definitely don't want to start a family
>>748223862
Don't mind me, I just think religion is cancer and anyone who believes in it is extremely delusional or retarded.
mugi
>>748222962
I do
>>748223185
Oh, please no
>>748223063
you do manual labor?
>>748223944
Finally Shitzu-daddy gave me a (You)
My life is complete, time to sudoku
>>748223998
That's pretty degenerate. Maybe you should let jesus in you.
Also atheists are 100% delusional retards.
>>748223986
Ah.
>>748223998
With viewpoints like that I can see why you're just jumping to tell us who you are
>>748224106
Quality use of your well paying job.
![[Coalgirls]_The_Idolmaster_02_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[DCAF3B8D].mkv_snapshot_15.36_[2017.09.23_17.54.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YcC6y48.jpg "[Coalgirls]_The_Idolmaster_02_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[DCAF3B8D].mkv_snapshot_15.36_[2017.09.23_17.54.56].jpg")
>>748224070
What
>>748223738
You do know some prayers are said aloud?
Atheist think he smart because he isn't religious but he knows nothing about religion.
Funny how nature do dat
>>748224270
Antonio Ramirez#5987
add me please I forgot to write your username down
Well, I'm off to sleep
>>748224146
You should try widening your vocabulary.
>>748224146
Right...
>>748224228
As opposed to what? A house? I am not staying here for the rest of my life man. I am probably moving states next year. Why the fuck would I buy a house? That is so much hassle
>>748224106
Something like that, I'm an infantryman
>>748224270
gib music
>>748224342
See you
>>748224351
Buying a house was really simple tbh. I'm sure you would have made money on it if you owned one for even only a year or two.
>>748224348
My vocabulary is infinite.
If I used bigger words your tiny brain couldn't comprehend the jugelescence of my words
>>748223522
Is it? I didn't realize~
>>748223343
Lewd enough?? (Glad I made the S class)
>>748223500
Rifle good evening
>>748223522
Ya that's good. Being respectful to respectful women is always +10. Bitches ain't shit though
>>748223677
So what brought you to like the trap??
>>748224640
Evening Koume
Friends out to the range, ex harassing me on an almost daily basis, work in the morning, and I'm trying to get these M855A1s up to 3000 FPS with H335 powder.
How are you?
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan R - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_16.43_[2017.10.08_15.41.28].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2LpikWa.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan R - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_16.43_[2017.10.08_15.41.28].jpg")
>>748224330
Don't you already have me added?
>>748224380
I only listened to like 40 seconds of this before I had to attend a funeral but alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MnoAEPNvHk
>>748224509
dealing with a house is a lot more work than paying a check every month. Can you at least agree with that?
>>748224189
Scared of death or were you brainwashed as a child?
>>748224301
>talking to yourself
I fixed it. :^)
>>748224640
Stop lewding koume, you insufferable faggot.
She is not yours to lewd
>>748224622
Yeah now on your knees and get sucking, hoe.
>>748224817
Well people say prayers in church and shit together.
Also atheists are all ignorant. They obviously don't understand how religion works.
Kurumi stop playing with them. They're confused.
>>748224800
To an extent, yes. Having no yard work and just having to place a call/order or whatever the fuck it was called when I lived in an apartment to get something fixed was nice.
>>748224947
Hi Kurumi. I just saw Rory
>>748224792
I deleted my account, I'm really not feeling well
>>748224975
Exactly and any profit I would have made would not have been worth that extra hassle
>>748225089
Dingus
I don't want to post it here tbh
>>748225245
nigga I posted my fucking username
>>748224945
Please, that's not lewd. Calm your tendencies of control over someone that would want nothing to do with you.
>>748224775
Sounds.....awful in a way. No problems though. Just focusing on what you are doing could quell some of those tensions.
>>748224640
nice butt
Faggotry brought me to like the trap.
But really, idk. I like how he acts and how he will go against his master for his belief tbh.
Might not be much, but hey, you like what you like
>>748224792
Thanks again, saved
Should've started to listen to the songs you post a long time ago, I really like them
>>748225370
>>748225353
Koume would be all over me. I'm a very loving boyfriend
>>748225225
It's basically free money though. I think I pay less than I did when I was renting.
top tier
>>748224817
On the contrary it seems everyone around me seems afraid to die, or even afraid to live
>>748225353
My ex is very upset. Apparently she doesn't like the fact that I dumped her because she wanted to be 'friends' while she banged another dude, so she is asking me to be 'friends' with her while she bangs another dude.
Just 3 months later mind.
>>748225085
:^)
Hows the Vegemite going?
>>748225493
Until she catches you screaming 'nigger faggot' at people that have slightly displeased you.
>>748225515
Houses by me are fucking expensive. For sure cheaper to get an apartmetn
>>748224945
O-okay, now what?
New Drinking Game:
Take One (1) Drink Every Time Misaki Says ''Ex"
>>748225617
Fuck dude. Well correct, solid call. Never let a female dictate how you live. Always make sure you retain your Independence with things that you like. And ensure that YOU are happy with the way things are going not just appeasing her happiness. Sounds like you have nailed all.three wickets
>>748225370
Thank you. However makes sense, rebels and bad boys attract people, yours just happens to dress different
>>748225998
>3 wickets
Triggers me more than it should
>>748225998
I'm just mad TBH.
How has the tactical stuff been coming along?
>>748225998
Not exactly what I meant, but sure
>>748226140
>keeping contact with exes
You're making a mistake my dude
You probably live in Sydney or Melbourne like a retard
>>748226265
You speak as though my keeping in contact with her (translation: her harassing me on FB) is my choice, instead of my thirst manifesting itself in an inability to hit the 'block contact' prompt.
>>748226457
nigger, don't deal with thots
And keep your thirst in check, jack off or something before attempting anything with her
>>748225907
thb I don't want to die
>>748226583
sorry but I can't bring myself to jerk it to traps or get a Grindr profile, 3DPD is my future
I'm not attempting anything with her
>>748226649
yo
>>748225370
You ask for chill stuff and that's not normally what I listen to so I'm not sure you'd like what I usually send uwu
>>748225278
ricchan#3639
>>748227238
You have autism. Added btw
>>748226083
Sorry. I know it was a bit off but let's just say he made a hell of a shot
>>748226140
Totally understandable. I would be too. However I'm glad your finding interest in what you like to do. Me...same almost just been back catching up on my office work as opposed to the training. I finally got home after a while and it was 6feet under. But it had piled up
>>748226265
Sorry then. No worries, I'm glad you found someone you like however.
>>748226825
Traps.arent overrated, however if.you aren't into dudes...it could stand to be a problem if you can't get over exclusive buttstuff
>>748227351
>>748226825
not getting bitches is what I meant, not turning gay
>>748227238
That was last time uwu
I'm open for anything tonight. I know how wrong that sounds
>>748227351
kek'd
>>748227470
Thanks horror loving waifu
>>748227470
>you dont shoot at a wicket
>>748227529
Me: here's my username, add me
You: I don't want to share my username
Me: I posted it already
You: Here's my username
>>748227571
ok
>>748227470
Yeah? You have two jobs or something?
>>748227571
So what am I supposed to do, not try to >get a gf?
>>748227945
No no, just two separate roles. Training and then setting it up. Can't just do the cool stuff all the time.
>>748227888
Oh....you don't take shots? Plz elaborate?
>>748227571
*Hug*
>>748227945
How is talking to your ex trying to get a gf?
>>748227930
don't hate me, thanks
>>748227945
How about >get a better gf
>>748228257
>
>>748228257
The goal is to shoot the ball away from the wickets
>>748227571
>I'm open for anything tonight
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MxBeraSghK0
uwu
>>748227930
Well you wouldn't be quiet otherwise
I just didn't want anybody else sending me a request
>>748228666
Sent
>>748228666
Nigga I don't ducking get you, the name was there, were you too lazy to do it? You're acting like I didn't put it and made you send yours. Fucking Satan
>>748228844
Nigga I don't ducking get you, the name was there, were you too lazy to do it? You're acting like I didn't put it and made you send yours. Fucking Satan
>>748228257
Ah, cool. What's next on the docket?
>>748228296
I'm not. I didn't quite understand what he was saying
>>748228380
I've tried m8. I've had maybe one 'date' in almost three years. I still try to lose more weight and put on more muscle, and yet even now all I get is more clingy to the people I know.
>>748229035
I'm not feeling it anymore. I'll talk to you another time. Later
>>748229144
Bye
>>748229511
Arthas my Arthas
>>748229654
Lewd
>>748229751
This entire Arthas must be purged
>>748228666
Bamboozled
>>748228380
>
>>748228420
Look at you all cultured and shit. I'm guessing that's how you landed such a refined waifu
>>748229129
Shooting this weekend. But a lighter course of fire. Just mostly rifle and some pistol. Should be an easy time 556/9mil
Attempting to get into a course with slot of automatic firearms. Luckily for me I know the guy that runs it.
>>748230041
It's good smh
>>748230309
I thought you were super secret squirrel and had access to anything you wanted?
Do you guys have chronographs out there by chance?
>>748230309
>
>>748230351
uwu
Maybe I should stay with chill music
>>748230778
24/7 lo-fi hip-hop beats to study/relax to
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5FCuz42WERA
>>748230309
Yeh
>>748229856
But why though
>>748230515
Mostly all of our firearms are types that are mandatory per the govt regulations. 500/870s/1014s, standard pistols XD, Glock, S&W of the like, AR types. And we.dont. that's one of those things that i would like to get into. But also don't have a huge interest in.
>>748230778
>
What are you getting into or is your night pretty much a lock. I've been pretty much sitting around this weekend.
niggers
>>748231206
I like that one desu
>>748231339
I did nothing but chill out an play some vidya during my weekend. Luckily I have tomorrow off and won't be leaving on another exercise this week
>>748231511
rude
>>748231765
I found that in like 8th grade :o
>>748231944
no u
>>748231339
Ah, thanks. Sorting brass for now, take care if I get too busy. Thanks for stopping by tho!
>>748231765
>Exercises
What do you do friendo? That's a specific word
>>748232215
No worries, i have alot of good brass waiting to start reloading. (Like when I eventually get around to starting it)
Morning.
>>748232088
That's like a year ago for you uwu
>>748232428
Field training exercise. We do some smaller ones that get more and more complex as preparation for a big exercise that's coming next year.
>>748232088
>in like 8th grade
wait how old is mugi
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan R - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_12.23_[2017.10.08_15.35.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BwxHIGe.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan R - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_12.23_[2017.10.08_15.35.14].jpg")
>>748232991
Delet this
>>748233019
like 16
>>748232991
I knew that's what you meant, however that's a weird way. Idk who refers to it like that. You from outside the US?
>>748233128
>>748233019
Step your daughterfu game up
>>748232428
Most 9mm, 45 Auto, 40, 380 auto, 223, some 308 and 300 Black.
Currently got the tumbler running- cleaning up those A1 pills since they got all nasty looking during the de-mill process.
Probably not doing too much else tonight.
>>748232944
morning
>>748233286
>daughteru
>>748233431
Makes more sense. However mine is Waifu material.
>>748233326
300blk operator af
>>748233551
Rory is 12 in the novel and manga
>>748233115
I refuse
>>748233286
oh. Well I don't know how to refer to it, I'm Canadian, my unit is francophone, so I was just translating the way we refer to them in English
>>748233128
nah that was like a year ago I believe
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan R - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_12.21_[2017.10.08_15.35.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yFYMhc7.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan R - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_12.21_[2017.10.08_15.35.03].jpg")
>>748233718
Konata already makes enough of those jokes smh
>>748233326
Are you doing good Misaki?
