G/fur blowjob edition
Bonus points for skinny
Bonus points for wolves/dogs
>>748214556
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11798901
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11778270
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11923920
https://archiveofourown.org/works/12323790
My friends dog gives great BJ's. Came hard in her maw many times.
>>748216244
>>748216610
Yes she is very gentle. She knows how to work that tongue.
tell me about the time you tasted cum
>>748218772
Tell me about the the time GO SLIT YOUR FUKIN' WRISTS.
>>748218772
i was curious about the taste so i ate my own. kinda sweet and thicker than i would've thought
>>748218772
My bfs cum is nice and satisfying but most of the time I deepthroat him when he cums so I dont get to taste it so much
internet points don't mean much
zary!
>>748225723
nice
I'm in love with someone who doesn't love me back and never will. I don't really feel like having my heart broken again. It's been a few years since I last loved someone and it took this long for the pain to recede. I think I'm going to just kill myself.
>>748214556
hey lemme ask you weirdos something. I this right...
male/female humans ---> bestiality/hentai-->furries--->cartoon dogs fucking each other?
My friend wants to go see Spooky Groundhog Day tomorrow. I don't know if I want to go see that.
>>748229098
I think i understand what your saying, and if i do, it's...
male/female humans ---> hentai ---> furries ---> bestiality
Don't know what you mean by "cartoon dogs fucking each other", I'm sure that would just fall under the furries category.
>>748229906
This
>>748229906
thanks for the clarification. cartoon dogs fucking each other is pretty much every pic in this thread....or at least giving BJ's.
Odd subculture since it seems to go backwards once you hit a thread like this as its animals in humanoid form fucking each other, which is more furry than bestiality.
>>748230860
>cartoon dogs fucking each other is pretty much every pic in this thread
well dogs are mans best friend
Also, any reason why you asked your question? I ask just out of curiosity.
>>748232245
He's trying to justify his weird desires by seeing how many people think it's normal.
>>748214556
It's hard for me to accept that I'm bi or gay....
>>748234629
It's not hard for me to accept that you're bi or gay.
>>748234724
why?
how dont you know if you're one or the other?
any namefreaks here
>>748235647
Everyone here is a freak, anon.
>>748226793
love's easy buddy, just have to realize you're both self-sustaining and compatible with more than one person
>>748234983
Well I enjoy women and men(sometimes). When it comes down to men it's really specific and I don't feel romantic towards them. It's all sexual. My parents really drilled an "anti-gay" ordeal into me when i was young. Until I got my first girl at 18. Then when we broke up they started it again, and kinda just kept with it. So it's kinda hard to accept that I'm most likely bisexual, not bi.
Chill Kik group for anyone that still uses Kik
bi fur is better
>>748237871
faggot
IS THERE A STRAIGHT THREAD
>>748239152
I don't think so and this one is barely alive as it is.
>>748239152
If the cute level is high enough, the image automatically becomes straight, even if it is M/M.
>>748239370
Dash u gay
>>748239399
No. Just extremely lonely and depressed.
>>748239442
Same. I'm actually cy+e. So. I'm fucked up rn aswell.
>>748239631
I know. God, it's unbearable. I want to cry out in despair I'm so lonely. All I want is a nice girlfriend....
>>748239934
Oddly enough women are autistic and I am beginning to hate women due to actions previewed by myself through countless whores. At this point I want to suck dick on the weekends and enjoy life.
>>748240014
I mean, do you really think many women are going to want anything other than your dick? It is how you present yourself, and you're just asking to get a bunch of whores that way. I just have a bunch of guys want to fuck me because I'm "cute", which I'm not. No women even like me except lesbians which is really depressing by itself because it will never lead to anything. I want to drink myself into a coma.
>>748240014
You people need to get outside or something.
Women are no different from guys personality wise. For every 'whore' out there there is a chick that just wants to watch anime and porn, or write a book, or chill and play vidya or something.
>>748241179
And they're just as antisocial as we are, so how do you think we're ever going to meet them?
>>748238275
glittertrapboy has such a beautiful mind
>>748241399
University clubs and dnd groups like the rest of us. Just don't stare at their tits the entire time like half the people there.
>>748220662
any bigger
>>748241519
I don't go to any school or anywhere. I don't leave my room except a few times a day, let alone leave the house. I'm severely depressed and can barely get out of bed each day. Talking to anyone at all, even family and friends, is hard enough.
>>748241768
Having something to look forward to in the week might help with that, and it might not. I'd personally recommend it.
It's a board game club, not a chad convention. I'm socially awkward as fuck and managed to make friends there. I know my club allows non student members.
The club I'm in has like 4 trans students, ones the current president of it, the most typical neckbeards, people talking about their depression all the time in the discord and just about every other sort of outcast known to man. I fit right in.
Can't say every nerd clubs the same, but this one feels no different to talking to people across the internet.
I really want to watch Army of Shadows right now, but my copy is over a thousand miles away at my friend's house.
>>748215113
more
>>748242741
I doubt there even are any around here. I live in backwoods GA where the few white people are rednecks who don't do anything like that. The only game shop I even know of is like 30 minutes away, and I don't even have a driver's license because no one is willing to help me get it and take me to the DMV. I have no where to go and nothing to do. Not that I even play board games or games at all since I hate everything and don't know how to have fun since I'm so fucking depressed and pessimistic. I really feel hopeless. Not a day goes by where I don't think about killing myself.
>>748243588
>Not a day goes by where I don't think about killing myself.
That's normal right? Doesn't everyone feel that way? Asking for a friend.
>>748244138
Apparently not. At least that's what psychiatrists said when I was institutionalized for a week for talking about it.
>>748244420
Guess I'm lucky no one have asked me about it then.
>>748244651
*asked my friend about it.
>>748244651
I wish I would have killed myself a year ago when I had the chance to blow my brains out. So much for that happening since I no longer have access to firearms.
>>748245013
But you're amerifag. Don't you fall over a gun every 10 feet? Fucking lying media.
Might do it if I had access to a gun. But too lazy to go out of my way for suicide. Also don't generally like pain so need a guaranteed death and no pain. Gunshot to the head doesn't always kill you right away.
>>748245606
Hang yourself. Place the loop under your jaw and lay the knot on your left shoulder and jump from a high enough place, usually about ten feet. It'll break your neck instantly, rendering you unconscious. Death takes anywhere from 15-20 minutes, but you won't be conscious for it.
>>748246976
Cool, will try to remember.
>>748247148
It's called the long drop. You'll want to make sure the drop is far enough to break your neck. The neck breaking causes spinal cord to be severed and the blood pressure in your head to drop to zero in about a second. If the drop isn't high enough your neck won't break and you'll be conscious of your suffocation. If the drop is too long of the rope too short you risk decapitation.
The way to calculate this is:
1/2 M V2 = 1W/G2 2 G S = W S where W is the weight of the person and S is the length of the rope.
This is the wiki page for the Official Table of Drops used by the British for executions using the long drop method.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Table_of_Drops
Here is an additional resource that can get further into hanging than I can.
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/hanging/drop-hanging
Slow night it seems
Mark Rothko used a combination of antidepressants and blood loss to kill himself. He took an overdose of antidepressants and made a 1" incision in the Brachial artery just above where it branches into the Radial and Ulnar arteries.
>>748248659
Getting cut hurts.
The branch from the Brachial artery into the Radial and Ulnar arteries would be just above the elbow.
>>748248779
Not nearly as badly as you'd think. Typically the body goes into shock when there is a large loss of blood, such as the severing of a major artery. Besides, the blood loss alone will make you numb and dizzy within a few seconds, and unconsciousness will occur shortly within a few minutes.
You could also buy a carton of cigarettes, cook them down into just the poisons by boiling them, then inject that. That'll be pretty god damned painful way to go, but it's generally effective.
Self immolation is an okay way to go if you don't want pain. All the nerves go into shock and shut down, so you don't feel a thing. It just takes a long time to actually kill you.
An overdose on opiates would be alright if you could get through the discomfort in your stomach long enough for them to kick in.
Furry porn is so cute!
I love all you guys. You're adorabz.
Oh! You own a car? Run a hose from your tail pipe into the cab of your car while you sit in it as the car is running. You'll lose consciousness after a few minutes, and die of suffocation about 15-20 minutes later.
That's how Kevin Carter killed himself. He drove out into a field, parked under a car, did the hose bit, then just closed his eyes and listened to music as he relaxed and drifted off.
>>748250004
K
>>748249599
I think shooting a ton of heroin would be a nice way to die. Shipman seemed to think so.
>>748250134
When I do it I'll be shooting myself in the head. Aim a shotgun towards the spinal column, right where the base of the head and neck meet. I'll do it in the shower with it running so it cleans up at least some of the mess. No reason to ruin a good rug or anything.
>>748249599
>Self immolation is an okay way to go if you don't want pain.
You clearly don't watch a lot of death videos. The average fire death, like say in a car, isn't strong enough to take away the oxygen, and the screaming goes on for a long time.
Like a full on house fire though, the screaming only lasts about 45 seconds. But most deaths don't have a lot of screaming, primarily just gurgling noises for assorted reasons.
>>748250447
That's what I would do, unless I do it outside and away from everyone to let all the critters have their way with me.
And now I'm bored and tired. Damn.
>>748250447
Or just do it in the middle of the ocean, afterwards the sharks and other carnivorous sea life will get something out of you. Unless you sttap yourself with homemade explosive to take em out while then munch on for afterlife shits and giggles.
>>748250626
I hate regular keyboards, can't see shit while in the dark
Shotguns have about a 5% fail rate, rifles 15%, and handguns 80%. The worst combination is a handgun aimed at the abdomen/chest. Don't point the gun under the chin or to the side of the head. Most people flinch when they pull the trigger which will change the trajectory of the bullet.
>>748250543
That isn't from pain. The body feels no pain when it is on fire. The screaming comes from the people being aware that they are on fire and freaking out because of that and that alone. The pain doesn't start until after the fire is out and they've survived.
>>748250544
Eh, I don't want to give back to the earth. I want to be cremated and packed in a Styrofoam box filled with salt then buried in the desert.
>>748250626
That's too much effort. That's getting a boat, going out into the ocean, chumming the water to get sharks, then killing yourself.
>>748250859
>The body feels no pain when it is on fire.
How about you put your finger over an open flame from like a lighter and test out this theory of yours. Surely the pain will stop instantly like you say.
>>748250859
True, but I do like added dramatics and effort to it. Makes it all seem like a bad plot for psychological horror b film made by a middle schooler, something to laugh at while enjoy the time tick away
>>748250859
This guy is fucking retarded. Handgun suicides fail 80% of the time? Took me like 5 seconds to google and find 5 different sources that say they work about 70% of the time at worst, also burning yourself fucking hurts until it burns the nerves off, it doesnt start hurting more the longer you've been burning. Kill yourself
>>748250859
Interesting. I like the idea of animals feeding on my corpse and not being touched by filthy humans. I didn't ask to be born, so letting nature run its course with me is preferable to being handled by another person after death.
Oh, I thought of an idea: burying myself alive with a shotgun, then killing myself underground to decay and not be found. That would be interesting, securing my own death and burial simultaneously as well as leaving no trace.
My youngest uncle's father killed himself with a handgun when my uncle was still in elementary school. My uncle was the one who found the body. He was afraid that he would get in trouble so he started to clean the blood, brains, and chunks of skull and hair up so she wouldn't see the mess when she got home from work.
>>748251009
>While the burning of vital tissue can be very painful during self-immolation, shock or asphyxiation quickly make the event painless, as do the onset of third-degree burns which destroy the nerve endings.
>>748251061
I don't want all that extra shit surrounding my death. I want it as quick and unceremonious as possible.
>>748251160
I'm gonna need to see your sources on that one, boyo. This one is my main one.
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/firearms
No. It burns the nerves off rather quickly. In the meantime your body goes into shock. I never said it hurts more the longer you've been on fire, I said the pain starts when the fire is extinguished, you illiterate fuck.
>>748251282
You could do that by just going out in the middle of the woods.
>>748251503
Your source says, "of those that survive" firearm suicide, 80% use handgun, not 80% of people that attempt suicide with handgun survive. How about same source http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/firearms/reliability -- "firearms to be between 73% and 92% effective to achieve a lethal outcome in suicide"
>>748251503
I could, but then I would be easily found if I don't cover my tracks. I want to disappear and leave no trace, I don't want anyone to remember me or know what happened. I simply don't want to exist, so burying myself and never being found would be nice.
There is also this study.
https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/means-matter/means-matter/case-fatality/
It only looks at fatalities of the groups as a whole though.
This is also of course speaking from a purely American perspective.
>>748251674
A fail rate of 80% via handguns alone. The overall rate of success from suicides via guns in general is the highest. Again, learn how to read.
>>748251679
People will remember you, at least until they die too. Plus you've got an online presence that will never go away. Once it's out there in the internet it is there forever, as it were.
>>748251503
Oh well
>>748251800
This
>found that of those surviving a firearm suicide attempt, 80% used a handgun, 15% a rifle, and only 5% a shotgun
Now, I'm no statistician or whatever, but it seems that handguns have the highest rate of failure specifically to suicides via firearms.
>>748251800
Eh, true. Though I could just as easily not use a tripcode here and disappear if I wanted. There would still be archives, but this persona would cease to exist, which is good enough for me.
>>748251751
Same goes to you, you're an idiot so I'm not going to continue debating, you say that handguns have an 80% failure rate which is not only false based on the statistics on your own website (50% at absolute worst if pointed at the chest, around 70-80% if at the head), but also false to anyone with a little common sense, nothing you read can give you that though.
If you look at the graph made up by Harvard, you'll see that the least effective is overdose/poisoning. Which, yeah, that makes sense. I know a few people who tried that and failed, though oddly enough I know a few who didn't want to die but did when they accidentally overdosed.
>>748251984
There's also all the pictures of you on the internet and on people's computers, your family and friends' photo albums, and so on.
>>748252037
50%, 70-80% success rate that is
>>748252050
Yeah. Sad to think about, really. I wish I had never existed.
>>748252037
>>748251914
Then there is of course the realization that most suicides via firearm are not premeditated. Or at any rate, that those who survive did not think it out before hand.
This is of course only from talking to the survivors. No way of knowing if those who succeeded thought about it before unless they left a note or something, which, according to this study here, https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22759663 are in the minority. Granted this does say it varies from 3-42%.
Now, it's obvious I'm not an expert. I don't do my own research, I'm not involved in any of these fields. Death is just a hobby of mine, with murder and suicide being of particular interest.
>>748252553
>>748252553
>>748252553
>>748237780
Can you add me? Maidenpool
Fucking pedophiles.
