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Heyo!
Hey Vsauce! Michael here
Oh herro
Not a lot of people...
>>748201382
>Adorable...
>>748201742
nope
claiming my one and only
>>748201858
why is she eating normal food
>>748201851
There's rather a lot of cheerleader ones for some reason
>>748201964
it made of grounded bone~
Bump
>>748201483
Nice -_-
My wifi keeps fucking dying
Akame :(
>>748202349
scary
>>748202113
Huh who would have thought, they are cute though.
>>748202778
:(
>>748202349
egypt flen?
>>748202916
It's not even relevant to her character
>>748203142
looks like the ice skating trap
>>748202771
uwu
>>748203332
stinky uwu
>>748203142
She wore one in an episode, I think!
>>748203553
I might have not seen it yet then. I've been sort of slow with watching anime as of late
I don't think I have too many left to watch though
>>748203142
Haha i know.
>>748203427
Purpler
>>748202784
humans are healthy and delicious!
>>748203090
what?
slow as balls
Don't mind if i do
Fuck off flan
Heyo
>>748204619
nice peek friend
>>748204894
Hey....
>>748206102
Hey Vsauce!
>>748206314
Michael here -_-
what are you up to? still commanding your armies of rat furries? uwu
>>748206314
This is the cutest pic of asstolfo I've seen
>>748206405
Got tired of all the pop-ups
I might play some Squad or Day of Infamy instead
>>748206607
Oh? Is it the outfit or the pose that makes you think that
>>748206617
poor sunburnt stolfo
go with Day of Infamy my dude
>>748206757
Both 2bh.
Got that art hoe aesthetic going on with the high-waisted shorts and the sandals and top
Also he actually looks like a girl in that
>>748206866
Poor Mike All
Time to be a good german soldier after I shower
>>748206982
I had to google what art hoe meant tbh
I prefer it when you can tell it's a guy
Akame :(
>>748207411
no more bad puns -_-
have a nice shower though, send pics Krappa
>>748207571
Heu Rory
>>748207571
Hello Ruri
>>748207713
Sorry Mick Elle -_-
I'm waiting for my sister to be done
you first Klappa
>>748208064
You mean rory right? They're the same waifu basically.
>>748207930
>>748208064
You both must be blind and have shit taste
I almost feel bad for you
>>748208064
:AngeryCry: such a bulli
no u KlappaPride
>>748208154
But your trash is essentially Rory.
Do i have to expose you again?
>>748208154
kek
one of my favorite claimers
>>748206371
also
>Misaki Claimed
>>748208406
Expose me?
And Kurui is hardly the same as Rory, Rory is literally a Mary Sue
>>748208424
Hey, Misaki, at least there's one familiar face
>>748208640
about to celebrate my one year anniversary in this general
>>748208406
The real question is, can I expose myself again?
>>748208935
do it, no balls
bet you won't
>>748208930
congratulations,
I think i'm at two years
I don't remember, I've been on hiatus
>>748209189
I think Mako would kill me if I did.
>>748209258
gross
>>748209454
He will crash his car on his way
>>748209665
his engine will explode first
>>748208640
>hardly the same
Besides the fact they are both super old lolitas?
The fact that they both dress in gothic lolita fashion?
The fact that they both are edgy?
The fact that they are both in harem anime?
The fact that they are both over powered?
The fact that they both have a "sense of justice"?
And the fact that they both were originally humans?
I can't decide which one i wish i was 2bh
>>748209665
Eventually he'll run out of cars to crash.
>>748210127
Same.
>>748209665
>>748209974
>>748210127
more!
>>748210225
Fuck off nigger 3bh
>>748209499
What's gross?
>>748209991
Kurumi isn't hundreds of years old, she's like 16, if being a spirit locks her appearance she's still only like 18
Edge us subjective
>Gate a harem anime
At least somebody else realizes this
And I don't think Rory has any real goal, she just wants to be a skank before she's a god
I can see your points though
>>748210319
Nou, back to your not swole life!
>>748210329
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>Tfw getting another Dorito tomorrow most likely
>>748210440
Inb4 crashes another Dorito on Tuesday.
>>748210440
I will raep you if you dont shush fuckboi
>>748209258
very nice
>>748209499
>>748209665
I kek'd audibly, my mom thinks I am retarded
>>748210127
We need another Austrian
>>748210225
is this what happened to your last car?
>>748210440
haven't had your fill of blowing up?
i managed to drive twisty back roads late at night when it was 40F outside without crashing last night.
boxer: 1
rotary: 1 explosion and several body panels
>>748210532
Fuk u
>>748210573
Rood
>>748210593
Absolutely not.
And how fast? I bet I was far faster. Plus, there wasn't even an explosion!
>>748210680
Oh sorry, I made a mistake. Inb4 crashes another dorito tomorrow.
>>748210680
75ish on corners marked as 20, 85ish on ones marked 30, 2 lane road through forests i've never been on
i gotta bail, have to go to a movie, add me back on discord fgt
>>748209974
if it even starts up to begin with
>>748210224
He is a danger for everyone on the road
>>748210440
This isn't me
>>748210573
She isn't wrong
>>748210374
nothing, she's not edible~
>>748210573
no offense but your mom sounds like a meanie for thinking that way
>>748210782
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>748210866
>105 on a 30
Ya, I was going faster.
I don't know your name m8.
>>748210916
The statement still stands.
>>748210985
f u
I lost a month worth of gym. Just end me already tbh
>>748210916
And a lot of people off the road too. I'm just scared of what'd happen if he tried to drive a mustang, it'd probably just begin seeking out crowds.
>>748210985
Crash it before you even buy it so you can kill another person's car
>>748211134
The authorities should take away his license
>>748211134
Keep talking, at least I can drive and have cars you busriding faggot!
>>748210573
It feels so strange to see so many different people, but still get recognized
>>748210946
She eats people if that means anything
>>748211263
It's like you think that would stop him.
>>748211280
I mean, I had a car until you killed it.
>>748211353
it would finally put him in jail when the police finds out he doesn't have a license when he crashes against another rail
>>748211307
why that's my job! what are you up to this evening?
>>748210916
fag
>>748210946
see>>748210916
>>748211307
I guess I'm just observant
>>748211460
The problem is I don't think that'd actually happen.
>>748211585
I'm here, so I have nothing to do
So that's my answer
>>748211825
Maybe you are, that can be a dangerous trait
>>748211825
What's up, christian freak?
>>748211880
We need to give it a shot
>>748211825
everyone is a meanie butt today! hey my english is kind of bad. for bullets is it "hollow point" or "hallow" point?
>>748211920
that's the right answer. how does she eat people and why?
Best wife.
>>748212163
Good question
I don't know and because she's effectively a vampire, she eats people to increase her lifespan
Using her powers decreases it
>>748211920
Possibly
>>748211994
Just spent the afternoon with Uncle Mike 'Catamite Dismay into Christmas Light Display' Pence
>>748212163
Hollow
What's your obession with open tips?
>>748212163
Lmao it's hollow
something is hallow if it is revered, I think...
>>748212782
I believe Hallow is for holy things
>>748212362
she looks really skinny for someone who eats people. does she keep people inside her walk-in freezer?
>>748212526
guns are cool!
I see them in movies, but I never seem one irl
>>748212782
don't lmao at me, please
>mfw
I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>748213273
Cute!
>>748213273
She just eats them
I don't know how it works
But she's killed over 10,000 people
>>748212163
Hollow
>>748213383
how much do you love me?
>>748213514
thank you!!! <3
>>748213573
there's no way someone so cute could be so mean...
>>748213744
hallow?
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>>748213813
>>748213813
Oh no, she's cute and a killer
That's what makes her so great
>>748213914
>Doesn't provide contact info
>>748213914
sou nanoka~
>>748213925
oh like in Bleach?
>>748214061
is that a person's blood on the wall? what did she do to them?
>>748214175
She murdered them
and ate them
It's ok, they wanted her to "apologize" for bumping into them
9s > all
>>748214165
I love these 3 crazy lesbians so much
>>748213273
What country do you live in again?
>>748213303
Thanks
>>748214326
she doesn't count very cute on the inside . . .
>>748214575
She just wants love deep down
But mostly revenge
Still a cute though
Gash Lucky Shot is my nemesis, this fucking cunt of an uruk keeps me
>>748214379
until he loses his chill
>>748214570
gensouryoku!
>>748214731
she seems to have a human side judging by that gif. is she human even?
>>748214851
Whats the worst he could do? You just rebuild him, duh
>>748214937
too smart for his own good tbh
>>748211353
are you still doing umi work
>>748214919
what
>>748214919
She is not technically human, she's basically a magical girl, but she was a normal human before that
>>748215019
Hes just woke af
Going for a walk
Akame please :(
>>748214437
I told you it's good
Friends?
>>748215051
wat?
>>748215069
oh oh okay!
but why waifu someone like that? sorry all the questions
>>748215341
hi friend
Is the other snake still here?
>>748215369
what country is that
>>748215341
Depends on who you are
>>748215369
She's cute and loyal, but also a murderous monster
In short She protec, but also attac
but most important she lewd
>>748215142
more like a bad design for what Yorha wants uwu
>>748215341
friend
>>748215570
Only purpose is to produce qt shotas
>>748215341
Friend
>>748215375
Hello friend
>>748215531
You know who this is clock eye
>>748215570
Could.always use a.nurse
>>748215788
how are you today
>>748215712
Yes
>>748215788
Indeed I do
A government spy
~But you'll never find the body
>>748215660
that's one way to use him I guess
>>748215788
Get more nurses in your life
>>748215492
that's not a country that's my world!
>>748215531
so you're not afraid to admit you love murderous monster? that makes me happy
>>748215892
The most adorable thing Ill see all night...
What you been up to?
>>748215879
Good good. Glad to see you here.
>>748215972
Glad our code work out. And no...you won't
>>748216013
Who are you new friend?
>>748216128
Just went out got running shoes and some supplements. Not a bad day. Everything been going well with you? Family and work
>>748216124
I see past the murder killing parts, she's just a kind soul deep down
In fact, the people she kills onscreen can be considered bad people, some guys that wanted to rape her and some more guys that were torturing a kitten
Her argument was very persuasive
>>748216443
I'm confused now
Do you have a favorite poster? Who is it?
>>748216443
tfw not remembered
You can call me Fag or Ama, either works
>>748216551
I don't really have one
waf
>>748216551
Sonokawa.
>>748216799
Hmmm... You should make it me!
>>748216973
Momoka is nice. I like them too
>>748216443
Not so much, but ive been adapting. Dunno if I told you but doc officially came out and said that I have depression and severe anxiety...Took a while to get my head around the idea of that but I've either gotten used to or just numbed myself from the stress not sure which yet.
>>748217069
Why should I? We never interact
>>748216533
what if she killed normies?
>>748216551
I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike, well like everyone here so far
>>748217245
Well I don't interact with people by myself. I will always talk to you if you start the conversation though
>>748217356
So far? Is there someone you secretly hate?
>>748216551
I'd say Shinoa was my favorite
But since he's not around anymore, Koume
>>748217356
Oh I'm sure she did
with a count of 10k, it's impossible to believe they were all bad people
Knowing her, it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest
>>748216551
No special order
Yuuki
Shizuru
Duke
Senjougahara
>>748217618
seconded
>>748217578
Really nigga?
Feck off wit dat ghey sheeit.
>>748216551
List of favorites:
Houki
Koume
Yuiposter
Louise
Rem
Taiga
Kurumi
may have missed some
>>748216551
Madoka
wherever he is
>favourite anon lists
>mi liu on none of them
Time to off myself
>>748217818
What gay shit. Also, Nadeko is mine
>>748217824
That is a long list. You should do a tier list!
>>748217914
Forever gone!
>>748218027
Bye bye!
>>748217605
Oh, a long lost lover
>>748217618
Spicy list
>>748217824
Why do you like all the dramqueen posters?
>>748216533
You knew it was me because of pet names.
>>748216551
I have a few...they know who they are
>>748216799
Nooo. I just don't recall ever talking to you alot
>>748217094
You didn't. I too have a bit of anxiety. I just manage it with thinking I might have to kill everyone.
>>748217356
Cute Tums
>>748217824
You flatter me rifle chan
>>748218203
Houki
Koume
Rem
Taiga
Kurumi
>drama queen
Okay maybe some are quite socially active
Also Rumia is quite nice
My Favorite Anon List.
Number One (1) and only: Mi Liu
>>748217578
You did start earlier today though
I don't really know what to say
What are you into?
>>748218244
Crying inside
Yeah, we rarely talked before. I am trying to break out of my comfort zone.
I'm surprised I made favorites lists
>>748218184
I guess you could say that
>>748218244
What about the "And no you won't"
>>748218244
Haha I do that too not going to lie!
My favorite posters
Mi Liu
Flan
Garde
Amatsu
Shinoa
Cirno
Esdeath
Ritsu/mugi
mamae
Least favorite
Makoto
Rem
Koume
Taiga
Kurumi
Haruhi
Yuiposter
Anya
Louise
Chara
Misaki
Galil
Ritsu/Elle
>>748218675
Fags should leave
>>748218951
Bye
>>748219164
see you later
