I fap to traps

I'm not interested, sorry.

>>748176939
"I am on welfare"

I was expecting better

I am an American.

I'm getting a bj

/b/ is god tier

hitler did nothing wrong

>>748176939
I'm under 6 feet

I voted for Trump

i "work" for 4chan

>>748176939
I really love you

"You're 16? Too old."

>>748176939
I come from Kekistan

>>748176939
'We split the bill.'

i voted for trump

First: We will split

I am a jew

I am a furry

>>748176939
Are you on facebook?

Im on Tesco Mobile

Gums around plums now

Need chickie tendies Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>748176939
Is your Mom available?

jews run the world

look at my face

my sister is hotter

Suck Andy sixxxx logggg

awfully hot coffee pot

Are you into BDSM?

There’s victory in Jesus

I believe in celibacy

>>748176939
i'm 27 and virgin

So a blowjob sweetness

I enjoy reading Kotaku

>>748176939
I shit my pants

Do you support HWNDU?

Gibe me succ succ

Eat all the eggs

I lost my wallet

celeb threads are best

I took the bus.

My dick fell off

>>748177455
Hahahahaha

Baby shoes. Never worn.

I've shit my pants

>>748176939
Think I love you...

Men have rights too

You have to pay

>>748176939
I smell your cunt.

>>748176939
"I'm a sex offender"

This date is ruined.

>>748177738
I would pay money to see someone say that

Have a hotter sister?

I fuck my sister.

I smoke weed everyday

I’m a Sugar Baby

are you really female?

>faping
>not wanting to cuddle and youtube

"You like micro penises?"

>>748176939
L G B T

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Make America great again

>>748176939
You paying the bill?

>>748176939
I'm 36 and uncut.

"You' are paying, right?"

I volunteer at Shareblue

>>748176939
Wow, you look... different. (tinder date, kek)

You wanna play minecraft?

>>748176939
you smell like Mother

I'm addicted to heroin.

>>748177163
If your girl thinks you ruined a date for doing that, holy shit that chick is a whore.

I am Blumpftard Kekistani

I want your cock

Your sister is hot

I have HIV AIDS

Is your penis feminine?

>>748176939
Driver was an alcohol

I produce Hollywood movies

>>748178287
>spreads legs, fucks you in full view of everyone in the restaurant

>>748178032
KEK

I am wearing depends.

>>748176939
My mom is hotter

I have impregnation fetish

want sum fukk bby

do you like cucks?

>>748176939
I like killing puppies

So, how many cocks?

>>748176939
I like watching hentai

Did I just fart?

>>748179032
That’s....NOT A FART!

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>>748177090
>>748177162
>>748177196
>>748177190
>fucking kek

>>748177805
That's more that four

Your daughter: how much?

>>748179110
>replying to your own posts

The nazis WERE right.

>>748176939
i dont date jews

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You'll be my sissy

You into child porn?

>>748179215
My post was >>748178998
Just got here lol

>>748176939
This buttplug's too big.

I refuse to work.

>>748176939
i love visual novels

>>748177580
thats 5 words u deep shit

>>748179375
Sure.... sure.

>>748177555
genius

>>748179432
"Hi, I can't count."

Wanna be /b/ famous?

>>748179482
If you wanna think that go for it.

>>748177455
Very nice

>>748179532
retard

How big's your penis?

where are my spaghettos

>>748176939
call me daddy during sex

Can we have babies?

>>748176939
You watch Rick & Morty?

I voted for Trump

I play on xbox

>>748180033
five words you cheater.

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I'm getting chicken tendies

>>748176939
"THE EARTH IS FLAT"

>>748176939
You lost the game.

>>748180137
red pill af

i do not care

do u want beard?

>>748176939
I fucked your dog

>>748179333
this is legit my dream in life

>>748176939
I'm an unemployed nigger

>>748180367
I'd be okay with it to

I LIVE TO SERVE

>>748180447
MY LIFE FOR AIUR

What's up semen demon?

Help me shoot up?

Can you touch it

>>748176939
me me big boy

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Do you watch anime?

Where's my schzuan sauce

>>748179333
I really don't want to work and wouldn't mind staying at home cooking cleaning and look for the kids. But it will never happen.

give ur order bitch

We kill the Batman

I don't need to say anything. I wear a fedora.

i left my viagra

So here’s the catch...

>>748179333
over my dead body

just squats and oats

I never wipe ass

Willingly rape or not?

>>748176939
recognize that gay bj

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Wanna see my fedoras?

Who's your favourite pony?

>>748179576
>If yi winni think thit gi fir it

>>748176939
do i smell carp?

So my Ex was....

>>748181194
holy kek

>>748176939
i bang men too

You collect trains too?

Genesis does what nintendon't

>>748176939
i'm a porn artist

Your friend is hotter

Have a spare basement?

Next of kin’s name?

>>748177109
I think you just won this game. Well played, sir.

I am a vegan

420 blaze it feggit

>>748176939
we should slit everything

>>748176939

Niggers tongue my anus.

>>748176939
I FORGOT MY WALLET

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>>748177109
Hur Hur drumph dumb xddd

No hymen, no diamond.

>>748176939
It is called GNU/Linux

Facebook memes on 4chan.

Rekt my shit nigga

Jews faked the Holocaust

>>748176939
You looking fine, m'lady.

Only consent stops rape.

I am really OP

Eloi, eloi lama sabachthini!

>>748176939

I have an STD

>>748176939
nigger nigga niggers NIGGOS!!!

>Not fucking niggers instead

Dab on the haters

This is bait, right?

>>748176939
Please show boob vegana!

>>748176939
This is my mom.

>>748184900
>>748185688
Checked

>>748176939
I like black men

>>748176939
Show bobs and vagine

eat all the eggs

not four words but I once witnessed a disaster of a first date:

first the guy counted all the sushi and moved half of it to each side of the serving tray. girl reaches across for a sushi and he blocks her
"your sushi is on that side of the plate."

then, later, this gem of a conversation starter breaks open minute 20 of their awkward silence:
"So I think abortion is murder."

We run outta gravity.

>>748186745
You must be joking

>>748176939
mommy i want milkies

I film live rapes.

>>748176939
Hi!, my name is...

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>>748176939
Vegas shooter acted alone.

>>748177028
I get it, 3rd worlds are mad at what they dont get

>>748176939
Im a black man

>>748176939
Looking for virtuous woman

>>748176939
"There's only two genders"

>>748187066
>Europe
>Pretending they didn't take American culture and music just to get pussy

Stay mad. It's a nice look on a bitch

Do you suck dick?

"mmmmmh oooh yeaaah mmmh"

OP is a faggot

Hi I'm OP.