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ITT: It's 1997 again.

56k modems, the great battle between Lycos and Altavista, Geocities, Hotmail. We had it all.
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there was also angel fire versus homestead. you wouldnt know because obviously you werent around.
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guys I think something big is going to happen in 2001
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Its okay to masturbate and do coke in my cubicle, on the 50th floor of the WTC
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The Simpsons will always be topically relevant, and will go down in history as one of the most consistently solid adult cartoons of all time.
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these AOL chatrooms are awesome
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A/s/l pic?
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What's y'all's favorite E/N site?
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I remember when "Archie" was the only search engine and yahoo and lycos and everything else was nonexistent.

Text search engine. Indexing ftp sites mostly.


Poc very related. I remember i used to use: arxhie
Univie.ac.at or seomthing like that.
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>>748157856
Dad just got another phone line installed so we can use the phone and the internet at the same time!

also, GameSpy!
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>>748158075
sorry, no pic. scanner ain't working
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>>748157856
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Wolfenstein!
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I keep looking for those softcore porn of the girls hawking BBS. Anyone got some?
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Man chat
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>>748158323
MSN chat*

Though it tended to be a sausage fest anyway.
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I just got a new, kickass monitor!!
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There was some hacker tools program that I used that had farmer fran as a logo. It different phishing programs in it, font and color editor's, even one of the first voip programs I ever remember seeing. Anyone remember the name of it, it's been on my mind lately.
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>>748157856
4chan didn't exist in 1997
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>>748158365
That actually was nice I always wanted a trinitron
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Man, Titanic was shit
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>>748158260
Not even close. 1997 was the year of Fallout and Quake II.
Wolfenstein 3D, the one I'm sure you are referencing, it's from 1992.
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>>748158415
No shit.
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>>748158438
oh shit, it's MEGAHITLER!
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I just bought Amazon.com stock. I am.optimistic about this small company.
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>>748157856
HOLY SHIT NIGGERS! YOU ASSWIPES NEED TO INVEST! In Amazon and Apple and whatever the fuck else internet companies as long as you get out before 2000.

Also, you've 4 years before Osama bin Laden's gets a bunch of fucking Egyptians and Saudis to run 4 planes into NY and DC. You should tell someone about that.

And if you assmuches elect Bush's son, you're going to get 300,000 civilians killed.
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>>748158310
no but theres plenty of cheese pizza on limewire
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>>748157856
>>748157856
>>748157856
>>748157856
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>>748158438
Well, i was in a 3rd world country 20 years ago. Just gotten a state of the art computer with 64 MB RAM.
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>>748157856
I remember typing "porn" into altavista and being highly disappointed.
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>>748157965
where were you on 9/11 ?
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>>748158696
I remember as a kid searching "porn" and "xxx" and never get pass those "are you 18 years old?" because I was afraid my dad would find out...
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>>748158606
Dot com bubble
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>>748158696
I've shot up a few jizz rags, thanks to this slut
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I just downloaded a full movie off Limewire and the total file size is 40kb, time to enjoy.
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>>748158716
Sitting in a left turn lane (yes I still know the intersection), on my way to work
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>>748158416
those trinitrons were sweet!
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>>748158905
Fucking realplayer
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>>748159093
Buffering still from 97
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>>748158842
Which simple drove down the stock price for the companies that made it. $1.50 invested in Amazon.com is 1997 would be worth $1,000 today. That is a 66,000%+ return.
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I downloaded my first song off of Napster: Shape of my heart - Backstreet Boys. Took all night to download.
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>>748158604
witnessed
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>>748157856
Finally, FAT32. I don't need this shitty drive overlay software to use my 4GB hard drive!
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>>748158846

Man I fucking loved Tiffany Teen.
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EFederations, AIM, shockwave, Oregon Trail, XBrain and Fireball yo-yo's, mmbop, tomagachi's, beanie babies
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>>748159430
And Heather, iDeepthroat.com
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>>748157856
Netscape Navigator is the ultimate browser.
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>>748159315
Benefit, the first real internet rapper sensation!
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DK and Q2! And LAN parties! Oh, the memories of raging at my friends. Fucking campers!
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1997-2000 when excite personals ruled and chicks on there were adventurous and wanting to explore this exciting, almost taboo thing called online dating.

I fucked so many girls from all over the world it was awesome. Not like today where the edginess has gone and it's all boring and regulated to be shithouse.
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>>748157856
>not posting gif
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>>748158400
fuck man bumping for nostalgia
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>>748159722
Could you give us stories of your escapades? I wasn't around during the early days of the web, I was lucky enough to catch the early 2000's stuff though, MSN was my life as a young high school student, so many slags, so many webcams, so little time.
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>>748159823
>16/f/cali
>clearly not 34/M/FBI
Wanna Cyber?
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>>748160361
Take a seat, try a cookie.
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cybersex on Bolt, good times
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>>748158846
>>748159430

Too bad she never did anything worthwhile. But at least this short video of her exists

https://www.xvideos.com/video55625/tiffany_teen_masturbation
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>>748157856
Anyone remember Kara Davis' messy face and pancake areolas?
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>>748162050
Cool monitor
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>>748159722
I guess we still have the deep web
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the 90's is now what the 70's was in the 90's
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I could download 50-55mb in four hours (4 hours was the max time you could be connected), if your download wasn't finished by the time it cut out it was a wasted 4 hours. Futurama eps were 50-55mb each, it was always a tense final 10 mins to see if it would finish downloading
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>>748157995
See what you did there.. and honestly why would we have any reason to doubt it?
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>>748158416
Got one in my basement now. I actually used it until 2010 easily.
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>>748157856
Don't worry, Monica, your secret's safe with me!
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>>748158604
CdC huh? Haven't seen that shit in years and years
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>>748157856
Soon...
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/me slaps op around the face with a large trout
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was 1997 still year of doom 2?
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Liquidated my 401(k) for this baby. It was totally worth it!
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>>748158365

Dude, you need to get a glare protector otherwise the monitor will damage your eyes.
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>>748158606

>the internet is anything more than a novelty

Way to throw your money away.
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>>748158846

Can you re upload this not in HQ? Not all of us can afford to download such big files.
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>>748163608

>falling for the CD-ROM meme

CDs look good but they're easily scratched and that makes them unusable, even thumbprints make them unreadable.

Floppies are and always will be the most reliable way to transfer data.
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alt.binaries.great.ass.paulina
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>>748164261
Said the anon with only a quad speed CD-ROM. Jealous much?
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>>748163357
>/me slaps op around the face with a large trout
No I won't register my version of mIRC
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I already have writeable cd rooms
you plebs
I am recording my vynils using my sound blaSTER 16
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MOOOM QUIT PICKING UP THE PHONE I'M TRYING TO PLAY QUAKE
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Let's get all those file saved with this.
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>>748165093
one mp3 take 3 of this with ARJ compacting
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>>748164931
rec.arts.movies.erotica

The best place to discuss porn online, and a forerunner of the mainstreaming of facials and assfucking. I remember when a frequent contributer who went bu the naje "Jeff Knapp," aka "The Director" announced that he was leaving due to "being on the other side of the real names issue" (aka someone threatened to doxx him). I met a guy in my workplace last week who introduced himself as "Jeff Knapp" and I had to smile. (pic semi-related, it's a Jeff Knapp who teaches English at UC Berkeley)
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>>748159468
Man Heather was top tier. Wonder what she's up to today
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tawnee stone anyone?
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>>748164931
alt.sex.stories.incest on TIN
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>>748162429
Take a seat.
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>>748165897
probably has saggy tits and kids
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>>748166227
oh... ok... where?
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>>748163203
Back Orifice
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>>748158151
gopher with my Lynx browser on a Commodore B-128-80
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>>748166394
Near this randomly hanging towel with tripod legs poking out of the bottom.
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>>748166475
[INLINE] WELCOME! [INLINE]
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MARQUEE tag on HMTL does not work on Netscape why?
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My uncle has a Nokia 6110. He leaves it on the table and I'm mezmerized by it.
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>>748158087
That site had it all...including the BEST commentary on what online forums really were: "Welcome to the cesspool!" Even the vaunted MetaFilter is nothing put a swimming pool full of piss and shit from the filthy arseholes of intolerant liberals.
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What he fuck is this? (pic related)
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>>748167003
a IRC channel duh
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>>748158151
Fuck yeah!

Pad and x25, still managed to find a shit load of deviant fisting porn though
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Loved the multiuser chatrooms and random chat functions in ICQ! I also had a geocities oage when it still used street names, instead of usernames in the URL!
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>>748158310
The site affiliated to the way back machine

Can't remember the fat fucks name, but he's got tones of PD CDs online which have those pics. I downloaded a ton of them the other week
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>>748158365
Kek, had one, it weighed something like 30kg
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>>748158192
Nostalgia intensifies
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>>748163806
Kek
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>>748157856

56k
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>>748158594
What was Bill Hicks' problem with American Gladiators anyways?
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Loads of millennials Googling like fuck because they weren't there.

You can spot them a mile off because they know every minute detail.

Wankers.
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>>748168263
I was there
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but this time in 1997 I had my first MP3s
I still have them
Guns and roses - Knocking on the heavens door
and
Puff Daddy - Missing you
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holy shit its 1997 and i post from smartphone
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>>748168449
continued
and I did plug the line in and recorded the mp3 into a cassete tape
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Where we learnt to troll..
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WELcome!
YOU'VE got MAIL!
FILE'S done!
GOODbye!
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Let my friends here explain this whole new "internet" thing to you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A81IwlDeV6c
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only non virgins can use the internets
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internet is for losers
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>>748169268
I remember the AOL "Car Chat". It was a bunch of car guys... and a few girls... who shared an interest in performance cars. And, we'd talk about mostly anything BUT cars. There'd be a constant entourage of people demanded free tech help for their car problems, and the regulars would do all we could to steer them into the wrong solution. It was my introduction to trolling.

>I'd give a week's pay for one more evening of Car Chat from back then.
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>>748170696
Internet? Is that thing still around?
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>>748170802
ow
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>>748170942
"You can test any airbag with a 9v battery"
"You need to press the check engine light reset button. It's under the carpet in the back"
"Sounds like low vacuum. Go to Napa and get a vacuum recharge kit"
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>>748158151
Happy memories.
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dude a guy just shot a bunch of people at the Empire State
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>>748171233
ITS HAPPENING
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>>748158151

Faggot, you obviously have forgotten how to read in your senile years. OP said "1997" you stupid fucking piece of shit.
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so you guys play doom with keyboard or mouse
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>>748171426
Yeah, but a joystick would be better. I hate constantly taking the mouse apart to clean the ball and the rollers.
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>>748171645
>to clean the ball and the rollers.
that is what shed said
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>>748171645
I'd probably buy a joystick if they weren't so expensive. The good ones cost over $200.
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>>748157856
BROOOOOOO UNDERTAKER JUST FORMED THE MINISTRY OF EVIL AND STONE COLDS THE CHAMP!
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Holy shit Princess Diana just die.
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>>748168263
Unless you are older than 35 you are a millennial. I am 30. I am a millennial. Dumb fucks.
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>>748172327
har har har... I saw that same joke on alt.binaries.humor last TUESDAY, you n00b.

>>748172402
I know. I just spent $300 on a color printer. Tech is so expensive.
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>>748157953
2001? What about 2000?
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>>748172599
Y2K, man. Planes are gonna fall out of the sky. They KNEW about this problem and did NOTHING. Y2K is gonna be big. Like really big.
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>>748172724
no way man, it's just a conspiracy to distract us from the REAL shit goin' on
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Did you hear they're making a NEW Star Wars movie? Holy shit, this is gonna be WAY cool! Like the BOMB good.
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>>748172793
Yeah, yeah... Monica blew the president in the "ORAL OFFICE"!
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>>748158365
I had one of those. Great monitor for the time, but fuck that thing was heavy.
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>>748157856
I still use hotmail :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cux8zcmeUwo
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>>748172999
I just went from a 14" monitor to a HUGE 17" screen. Myst looks amazing.
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>>748157856
Paying AOL .35 cents per minute to play online games with shittier graphics than an Atari 2600
So fucking glad that shit died
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>>748173219
Neverwinter Nights! Wooo!
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>>748173219
it never died. It evolved. I now have UNLIMITED AOL access for $16/month, and with 56k modems, you can get super-fast graphics.
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What part of 1997 is it? Do we still have time to save him?
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>>748173795
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You guys heard that song "mmmbop" by Hanson? I hate them, but my online GF thinks they're great.
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>>748174117
fag, they are awesome
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I tried that new game, Pokemon. Ehh, it's kind of OK, but I don't think it'll catch on.
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>>748157856
>56k modems

Someone was a rich kid. I had a 14.4k modem until I eventually got cable in like 2005.
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>>748174246
I live in 3rd world and had cable by dec 2000
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and loads of CP on Kazah
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>>748174246
No WAY. Look, black friday is coming up and Best Buy will have a 33.3k modem for $10. I'll check Circuit City. Maybe they have a better deal.
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>>748173795
did you see beverly hills ninja yet? it's fucking awesome
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>>748174387
there was a alt.porn.preteens
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did you see the latest stickdeath movie?
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>>748158905
>ForrestGump.exe
>40kb
I don't see why I shouldn't download this!
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>>748174553
No, but I saw Titanic. I'm gonna ruin it for everyone.
THE SHIP SINKS AT THE END!
ROFLMAO
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I seen an Asian person today in the city. That's rare
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>>748174471
Some sweet home PC deals here.
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you newfags that never used windows 3.1
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>>748175104
A bunch of Muslim families are moving in around here. That's cool. Better than niggies. Muslims are very peaceful.
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>>748175389
but about that towell head that blowed up a bomb on the WTC in 1993?
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>>748157856
Cybertown motherfuckers!!
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Still have this one
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>>748175439
That was an isolated incident. I'll bet my ass there will never be another terror attack on NYC again. Let alone involving the peaceful Muslims.
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>>748175750
what was his name? obama?
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>>748175750
Yeah, that was 4 years ago. If the middle easterners were gonna attack again, they'd have done it by now.
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waiting ages while downloading episodes of southpark , which were 150 x 100 pixel realmedia files with real crappy compression , oh joy!
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I need caffe to wake up and my boss i a fun guy
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>>748175807
"obama"? That name sound SO phony.
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2broters4thfloor
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>>748175884
To be fair, South Park is literally made with construction paper and stop motion animation. It won't last 1 season. Liquid Television will be around FOREVER!
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Ze moeten wel nederlands praten godverdomme
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>>748158716
Busy being two years old, i think its my earliest memory
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>>748175884
looks like a stupid kids show, would not watch
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My friends dad has a "T1" thing at their house. It lets you download at 750kb/s! We downloaded an entire CD in about 15 minutes! Aw3s0m3!!!
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i still use AOL instant messager

umad?

it dies on december 15th
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i don't own a phone
i still don't

fags. i hope you all die bunch of white race traitors.
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Post icq #
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>>748176471
12559572
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>>748176254
>faster than what i can get in 2017
Norway is such a great country
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>>748176374
AOL will be around as long as the internet is around... and that's not going anywhere. How else will you access the internet if not through AOL? COMPUSERVE? Ha! Newbs!
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I miss
chess on MSN or yahoo
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>>748176374
F
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Syria seems like a nice alternative holiday destination.
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>>748176615
so is Lybia
based Qadaff
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>>748176484
~UHOH!~
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>>748176518
By 2017, we'll have flying cars, computers probably DOUBLE the speed of a modern 150Mhz Pentium, with probably 100megs of ram. We'll have cell phones that can probably store like a thousand numbers and our PDAs will probably have color screens.
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>>748176733
>100megs of ram.
uhh
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Reached a new high score on snake
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I have two years and what is this forum all about ?
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>>748176804
Oh, right... it's all in multiples of 8, right? Computers are pretty new for me. Sorry.
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>>748167003
Pound
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>>748169268
I met a lot of JB girls back then in those chat rooms.
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Anyone else reading "Harry Potter"? It's like Lord of the Rings, but for us kids.
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>>748177184
for fags ya mean
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Only good bug is a dead bug
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Turn on CNN! Notorious B.I.G. was just shot!
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>>748175230
god, multimedia.. such a buzz word...
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I won't be born for another 12 years :(
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>>748175914
he probably meant our Saudi friend and ally Osama
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I have to get home in time to watch DBZ!!!
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>>748177453
He's like a modern George Washington!
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lol, i just now realized how much i ripped off prodigy, anyone remember that isp? like most of the isp's as the time they had dial up and get the list of local numbers since long distance fees were ridiculous. it called a toll free number and it had to log in to download them. the name and password it used for that download was in an ini file. i just put that in manually for the dialup connection and they didn't/couldn't change it for like a year since it was needed for new users to get the list. once they sent out new cds i'd just grab the new name and pass. i did try and use local numbers when available, but when they would disappear i'm sure i was racking up some kind of fees for them with hours of 800 number use.
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>>748157856
Greatest OS
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AOL keeps sending me disks through the post, it's awesome, especially as they send 10 a day every fucking day of the year
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>>748177662
Apple SUX0RS! Windows lets you have My Documents AND My Briefcase!
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I love playing online roleplaying MUDs.


(I actually still do.)
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>>748177827
I just erase them and use them to store pr0n! My parents have NO CLUE
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>>748177525
I love muslim freedom fighters. they were the ones who kept communism at bay from the middle east. haha, remember how scared we were of the Russians? Now they are just a bunch of vodka glugging alcoholics watching america bring a mcdonalds to every street corner. Yeltsin is sucking Clinton's cock harder than Hillary these days
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>>748159823
This has been the rule since the dawn of time..
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did you guys see hamsterdance yet? its so funny!!
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Anyone wanna cyber?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0
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>>748178002
Elf BOWLING! Seen that??
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>>748178137
That always gives me a boner because I know porn is coming!!!
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>>748167003
TicTacToe you fag
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Mother Theresa just died. That's not fair, so soon after Lady Diana :(
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>>748177827
i vaguely remember being a beta tester for those disks and cds they sent out, i still have an aol cd or two somewhere with my name and address printed on them. im pretty sure over the years they sent me enough floppies and cds to decorate the house.
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>>748176733
>100megs of ram
nobody will ever need more than 32mb and that's already overkill
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We're gonna go see comet Halle Bopp after it gets dark tonight. I'll IM you later.
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>>748178579
No, that's not true. They had 5 and 10 meg hard drives for my old Apple 2 computer. They said you'd NEVER fill a 10 meg drive. Look at us now. I bet by 2017, we'll have 1 gigabyte hard drives and they'll probably be under $500.
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>>748175294
My first laptop had windows 2

the screen was orange and you could only run one program at the time
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>>748178850
That's crazy. I have music playing WHILE I'm on AOL, and AOL has my Pokemon chat room open AND instant messages! Computers SCREAM now.

I bet newer computers won't go any faster, they'll just be smaller and cheaper.
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>>748157856
I was six and what is this?
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>>748178137
Slow connection. no v.90 ping sound
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The first Fallout was one of the last two good Fallouts.
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>>748157856
the baby featured in Ally Mcbeal
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNOU3BSB_bc
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>>748179772
im more like a doom 2 guy
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>>748158606
Dump that shit. I'm going all in on Enron and Worldcomm!
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>>748179923
Myst Riven will be out soon. I can't wait. Myst was cutting edge 3 years ago and it still looks great. Riven will be the new standard for video games
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This saved my ass in school so many times. Used it for my SATS and GCSE's. I got good grades too. I've had this since 1997 and just can't throw it away!
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This
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David Letterman is SO funny! My parents hate him because he's so young.
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>>748174471
>>748175230

Look at those prices for computers. Nowadays, if you drop that money on a PC, you've got a god-tier computer
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>>748157856
FIRST CANCEROUS MEME ON THE INTERNET!!! I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS THANKS TO BEHIND THE MEME :D
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>>748180228
Fuck yeah McFretn. At some point Brutality and Combat Instinct 2 were the fucking benchmarks of Flash.
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>>748180255
w-what are you talking about?? Those ARE god-tier monsters! They even include double speed CD drives.
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>>748158365
Better remember to degauss
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>>748180328
I know him irl, seen him make CI, brutality and pikachu gets it :P
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>>748163335
And then, a 4chan will be born
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>>748180452
What ever happened to the guy? He vanished after he failed to make Brutality 2, reappeared to release that weird 3D Combat Instinct short, then vanished again.
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>>748162497

As someone who came of age in the 90ies, that really fucks with my head.
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>>748180598
Lost interest in Flash.
Tried to make a non flash game, never really got of the ground.
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>>748165244

I bought myself 20 of those and spent afternoons in the computer lab downloading trailers, roms and mp3s. So fucking nostalgic...
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>>748158617
>Apple
Jobs return is just temporary, he will just leave again when he gets bored. I ain't gonna invest in that shit!

The rest of what you're saying is just crazy talk. Lay of the drugs my man.
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>>748180832
Whaaaaaat? He was the Flash GOD. If he had kept on with it he'd have been... I dunno, something awesome!
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>>748180912
retro game even there
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>>748166115

First time I saw Tawnee Stone I was convinced it was the cheese pizza express.
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>>748181190
she was perfect
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>>748168607
I still remember my icq number...
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https://web.archive.org/web/19970606111412/http://www.sex.se:80/
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>>748176733

I remember seeing the back of game boxes and seeing 16 MB RAM requirements for the first time. What madness!
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>>748181903
Just you wait until Windows 98 comes out next year! It'll be TOTALLY geared toward the internet!
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>>748163335
Who's that Pokemon?
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I just tricked my friend into clicking on tub girl!!!
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>>748182040
no windows 95 oem 2 is perfect
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>>748168133
TOPKEK!

as soon as i saw the image i heard hicks' voice in my head screaming about american gladiators.
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>>748157856
yeah bro I just downloaded this program to hide the netzero banner.. FREE INTERNET DUDE!!!!!1111
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>>748182164
>TOPKEK
what does it mean?
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>>748180449

Better do it once an hour. Juuust to be sure.
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I worked my ass off for summer and few months and got my Pentium 166 for Quake. Those were the fucking days. Summer holiday -> weekend lan party at friend's house. There was always one guy who couldn't get his network adapter to work properly. And also one guy who was pissed off to lose in Quake and then he stopped playing. No alcohol, just snacks and soft drinks.
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>>748158250
Holy shit! You, sir, just made me nostalgia over 3000!
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>>748158192
Aw hell yes
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>>748158400
Methodus Toolz?
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>>748158438
Grapple hook in Q2 multiplayer was epic as fuck
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>>748182077
no WAY, I saw a clip on TV where you can have things MOVING on your desk top! Windows 987 will be way killer.
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>>748182469
i am pro
i use NT
fag
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>>748182540
Yeah, well not everyone here has a dad who makes like $50,000 a year or something you rich son of a bitch.
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>>748182657
warez sucker
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hahahaha they cloned a sheep! I wonder if they could clone me Sarah Michelle Gellar
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>>748182189
it's just another way of saying LOL.
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>>748182657
a whole computer operating system? That's gotta be like 300 megabytes. And on my 33.3 modem? Yeah, SEE YA NEXT TUESDAY!
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>>748179241
OMGGGG yes !!!
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>>748183098
It doesn't make sense. LOL means Laughing Out Loud. ROFLMAO means Rolling On Floor, Laughing My Ass Off. "KEK"? What do those letters stand for? I think you just made that up. Get with the times. It's 1997 afterall.
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>>748183126
noobs
the paki dude over the shop have tons of warez on cheap CD-R
they have those windows 95 PLUS
and the one with tools like NORTON
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>>748182975
No WAY. Geri Halliwell is the hottest chick of the year. Spice Girls are HOT!
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>>748183238
if you're seriously asking (and i don't even know why i'm giving you a serious answer here) it comes from world of warcraft. the orcs say KEK instead of LOL. so, TOPKEK is like saying "top laughs" or indicating that something is particularly funny.
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>tfw will never experience the era of internet pioneers
Shitposting aside, what was it actually like?
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>>748183405
No. Teri Hatcher is the hottest. I'd go SHAGADELIC on her. Get it? Austin Powers, baby, YEAH!!!
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>>748183583
it was wild, free, and wonderful. the entire internet was much more enamored with the idea of anonymity. social media, and facebook in particular, fucking ruined everything. i miss the days when online life and real life were more separated entities.
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>>748183557
There's no such game. There's "Warcraft", but no "World of Warcraft". Is that a novelization of the video game?
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>>748183557
world of warcraft? what the fuck is that? do you mean warcraft 2 that was published 2 years ago?
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>>748183615
Thanks. That took me 15 minutes to download.
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>>748183770
yep, it's the novelization. way to keep character, daniel day lewis.
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i hate graphics
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>>748183900
>Reactor...online
>Shields...online
>Weapons...online
>All systems nominal
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>>748183876
Daniel Day Lewis! They tore him a new asshole on Mad TV lat night! LOL ROFL
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>>748183996
Go back to atari 2800 fgt
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I love chat rooms! I was actually LOLing at this! Great animation! It's called "flash"!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTDuv1nDtFg
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>>748184174
master system was perfect
try dynamite dux
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>>748184199
>flash
does not work on my iMac
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We're learning HTML in school. The teacher says it'll be required for every job by the time I graduate in 2001.
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>>748184199
Can't load. Does it need netscape 2 or what?
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>>748178517
oh jesus, the most '97 thing I can remember is when decorating your walls with CDs was considered stylish
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>>748184323
Internet Explorer does everything you need. It will always be #1 because Microsoft is the leading tech company of the 20th century and probably beyond.
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Ah, the days of Persian Kitty, The Hun, and Mary's Place...

Before that, it was multi-part ZIP archives on BBS and Usenet newsgroup binaries.

And it got worse. Before that, you had to buy a Penthouse or Hustler magazine if you wanted to see a woman's cunt. Playboy was too prissy to show anything but peeks of pubic hair.

VHS tapes of porno movies were available, but not if you lived in a state or locality with a crusading anti-porn prosecutor. I recall that Cincinnati was particularly bad, no store owners dared even to sell Playboy there until the mid-1980's.

You young fucks have no idea....
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>>748183951
Best game...
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>>748184391
That's crazy. Mine get stored in the proper jewel cases so they don't get scratched. Those are EXPENSIVE.
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Guys I just got the new nokia 6220 it's amazing anyone else got one we could hook up and play 2player snake. Also any one got any good ringtones that I can programme into it?
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>>748184538
Those CD things will never catch on. Floppy B: Drive disks are the way to go.
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>>748184462
My VCR is a Toshiba with 4 heads, HQ, and shuttle jog. As long as it's not recorded on LP, I can stop on the good parts and jerk away!
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>>748183583
>Shitposting aside, what was it actually like?

It seemed like a revolution comparable to the invention of the printing press. In a way it still is, but today's buttoned-down, corporately controlled ersatz Internet is nothing like those first heady days of Usenet and PGP and Gopher.
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>>748184524
Except it came out 1994... but still that plus the Descent series. Those were the days
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>>748184538
a friend of mine had tens of dozens of CDs with pirated games and he read in a game magazine that pirating is bad and he broke all of those CDs in front of our fucking eyes
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>>748184662
It's crazy. My mom said they're making RECORDABLE CDs now. Bullshit. CDs are BURNED with a LASER. You think Joe Six Pack can afford some monster CD recording deck with laser packs that burn you a new disk?
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>>748183583
We were explorers of the new wild west.
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>>748184870
but will not buy until they are rewritable
because because I am a idiot
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>>748184643
Back to 2017: there 2P snake? WHAT THE FUCK????????? SERIOUSLY?????????????
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>>748184019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCmrp38KjYg
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>>748184870
Dude forget about that, my mom got me one of those Shareware CDs with like 50 games on them! It has the first chapter of Monster Bash! And the first level of Tomb Raider!
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>>748184758
my mother beat descent before me. THAT was embarrassing.
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>>748185010
Never happen. I read in my dad's Popular Science that a CD is made by a laser burning a tiny hole inside the disk. So, whenever the reader passes over it, it know ONE or ZERO. How the hell will you be able to "heal over" the burned hole to be able to record again?
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