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Wtf is this?
How the hell does something like this happen?
>>748148155
CGI
>>748148155
apply fake skin across the arms open up hols with tooth pick add food coloring
>>748148221
not cgi see >>748148236
>>748148071
This is 4chan, you shouldn't post that unless he fell off
>>748148221
>>748148155
>wut is peanut butter
>>748148236
Makes sense now that I'm looking at it closer.
Thought it was real for a sec because of the pic of homeboy who's girl shit on his chest and got infected.
>>748148482
Typical Trump voter.
>>748148545
>>748148586
damn niggers
>>748148586
Would love to boot that blue-gummed burrhead twice as hard. Fucking niggers.
>>748148440
lmao
>>748148633
Anyone know where to by that mask?
>>748148742
With Trump's unique physique that's anal.
>>748148489
awwwww
>>748148489
damn so cute :(
>>748148900
>>748148071
This shit gives me anxiety
>>748148803
s.. soo culturally enriched, viva la France!
>>748148545
This guy runs and punches like a lady.
>>748148742
>coon detected
>>748148900
Thank GOD Trump won...
>ouw ma legs
>>748149003
lmao
>>748148545
>Typical Trump voter.
Fuck off
>>748148489
Why am I smiling all of a sudden?
>>748149003
Mrs. Obama may have reached rock bottom here.
>>748148155
Its called being fake and gay and it happens a lot. You can replicate it with silly putty and strawberry jam. Stop being such a newfag and learn to observe obvious fakes.
>>748149117
The fuck is going on here
>>748148362
my cat does this all the time
>>748148900
Can you imagine this birth defect of a person being president? So glad USA did the right thing.
>>748149032
He's Australian. Automatically more manly than anyone in our faggot country.
>>748148006
chemical burn or what? shotgun wound?
>>748149117
Further reminder that these kind of people should be just euthanized. They are a complete waste of societal resources.
>>748149342
She really is repulsive.
>>748148706
HE DIN DO NUFFIN HE A GOOD BOY HE GO TA CHURCH AN ERRY TANG OOGA BOOGA MUH DIICK GIBE WELFARE
>>748149428
you do know that make up effects are a thing, right?
Like, in a movie, when someone gets shot, they're not actually getting shot. It's all make believe.
>>748149476
look`n really cool
>>748148586
always the niggers
>>748149056
>This
It's why niggers get shot by cops with no reason.
>>748148489
Dad of the year
>>748149495
NO WAI!!!!!
>>748149003
>muh queen
>>748149581
Yeah it's mind blowing.
That was cruel, though, seeing if a dog can into space.
>>748149081
My dog knows better
>>748149647
reminds me of that /k/ greentext where a guy has "fuck everything" bullets and almost burns a forest down
>>748148781
Team fortress 2 fanshop
>>748148354
fucking idiot
>>748148719
Back to the Chocolate factory for you
>>748149647
>>That faggy-ass "ooohhh noe" run
>>748149758
Whats up with naked black women in public these days?
>>748149428
Make up, if he had that many deep puncture holes, they would be bleeding/leaking blood.
>>748149146
>retard gets angry at a stranger on the internet calling trump voters retards who get into stupid situations for no reason
lmfao
>>748149845
Not unless maggots came out of them
>>748149837
Story?
>>748149117
>>748148322
Yesss been searching for this for ages!
>>748148155
>peanutbutter
>jelly
>shitty camera
>compressed video
>>748149342
lmao dude have you seen Trump try to pronounce Puerto Rico? he's just as mentally gone as hillary
>>748149081
>>748150015
bad shop
>>748149982
Eyyy what show is this
>>748150048
meh i saved it cause i thought it was funny
>>748149850
Kek.
Give the doggo sum snax
>>748149834
they're about as likely as naked white women in public, you just see more posts about them because edgy teenagers love going "lol niggers xD amirite anon I said the word we shouldn't say haha xDDD"
>>748150083
i forgot
>>748150032
>>748149758
I thought they changed the name of that to Woman of Willendorf.
>>748149891
kek
>>748148719
>manlets
>>748150083
looks like that American Gladiator show
>>748149850
the dog didn't even cause anything, the guy just lost his board
>>748148446
That was also fake, it's really a picture of a hair transplant
>>748150151
PCP or Crack?
>>748148071
I'm not afraid of heights, but these videos make me incredibly nervous.
>>748149716
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
>>748150170
shit gif but made me think of this
>>748148586
He even laughed , Fucking degenerates
>>748149810
yoooo wtf
>>748150075
>CNN
About as real as anything they cover.
>>748149850
poor dog probably got youthdenized
>>748148071
i want to see him fall off ffs
>>748150251
idk they mighta tried to smoke with this lady
>>748150217
>not wearing a cup to a riot
>>748148254
a rock no matter how small could be lethal at the speed it's going to be flying at. could be feces from an animal passing by splashed in your face aswell. I hope somebody got hurt
idk what this is forgot from filename
>>748150151
this one is even funnier with the audio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd4OFqZDo3A
>>748149758
Nigger xDxDxD
>>748148781
Bernie 2020 Team Building.
>>748150404
"Youthdenized"
>>748149787
UNDERRATED POST
>>748149850
Nerve gas in the snout
>>748150511
>how to fucking die
>>748150419
whats the third thing she did
>>748148900
I swear to god she's like a failed experiment at an early model terminator. Half the time she doesn't look or behave like a human being.
>>748150511
why.....
>>748150406
Where can I find one of these? Do they happen often in the wild?
>>748150404
>youthdenized
>>748150083
american ninja warrior
>>748150506
lmfao thanks anon I thought that dude was ragin at the car recording the vid
>>748148545
Typical Trump voter...
Posts an Aussie punching a kangaroo, what a stupid cunt...All those Aussies votes that helped Trump get to The White House!
More like you're the typical Trump voter, retarded and clueless
>>748149919
she wanted that bike
>>748149471
Is this a stroke? Or an aneurysm?
>>748150586
No clue i wish I knew myself
>>748150589
Cause America.
>>748149850
Ta-daaaaaaa
more
3 left to go before i leave
>>748150652
OMG, you can't srsly this retarded?! He was obviously commenting on another post. That's why he linked it, you fukwit.
2 left
>>748148006
that's for fapping, OP?
last one
>>748150798
almost died from laughing. Be very careful where you post this
>>748150727
Aneurism
>>748149837
Damn. Girls fight dirty as fuck. And with girls, there's always a clear winner. When guys fight there's usually no winner or loser. They both jyst get a bunch of boo boos and bruises. But when. Girls fight there's always one of them walking away knowing she fucked someone up.
parting gift, peace anons
came for laughs an now im done
>>748149984
wtf dude
cute snek
>>748150835
Wtf? They apparently all seem to be pretty chill about that lion cup attacking the toddler.
>>748150993
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>748150404
"youthdenized"
>>748150917
I'm so confused
>>748149758
why do black women often end up getting naked when fighting?
>>748148596
That man was fast asleep and you had to go and fuck up his nap smh
>>748151139
almost choked to death on my salad
>>748151201
They gotta show their inner beast in some way.
>>748150667
No one actually died from this it's pretty cool
>>748150115
OK, post a bunch of clips of some white women in similar fights
>>748148719
>>748149787
Fucking kek
>>748150115
shut up nigger
>>748150527
Atleast it seemed pretty quick and painless
>>748150891
IT chapter 3
>>748148322
Bipolar disorder
I'm an MD
>>748150501
Sadly I found out what this is about, even if he stops breathing, quickest way to determine if hes still alive is if he can get hard. Jerk it, if he gets hard you call for a medic and start cpr, if it doesn't get hard, hes considered dead due to their non existent medical capabilities.
>>748149845
Not if it's tourniqueted.
>>748150727
he died from heart attack
This is considered acceptable in the USA.
>>748150727
nerve gas
>>748151524
Actually, it isn't you fat chapped cunt.
>>748150251
excitement of his brother graduating high school
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4854600/Horrifying-moment-man-falls-moving-SUV-dies.html
>>748151524
every us cop deserves to be shot
>>748148545
Which one? The monkey, or the one pulling a fast one on the dumb ape?
>>748151524
This is what happens when you tell your cops everyone is trying to kill them and give them fuck all training.
>>748151550
Apparently your legal system considers it acceptable.
>>748151563
Why would you do something like that
>>748151659
You're fucking retarded
>>748148482
dumb niggers with their reaction to magic
>>748150501
Wtf is going on here?
>>748151659
*Every cop in ameria*
You don't see this shit happening in a real first world country
>>748151758
When you say "this is acceptable" it's terrifically broad and also wrong, because I guarantee you anyone you show this video to will say that it's terrible, and not acceptable, regardless of nationality.
>>748151659
Your mom deserves to be shot
>>748150891
noob playing portal
>>748151848
Learn to spell or quote. One should do
>>748151659
good job, that is a logical fallacy known as generalization
>>748150419
Shes actually 41 years old
>>748149056
WURL'STAH! ! WURL'STAH! WURL'STAH!
>>748151850
And there is lies the issue, the law is meant to represent the wishes of the people but has operated without public intervention so long it considers this fine while the people don't.
This is why people need to stop caring about stupid petty shit in politics and raise actual issues like this to politicians.
>>748151961
>implying a woman can't be a granny at 41 years old
kek
>>748148489
this is the most wholesome thing i've ever seen on this website
>>748152012
>implying someone can look like that at 41
>>748148006
Wtf happened to this guy?
>>748148071
Makes my balls tingle
>>748151758
>>748151524
You retards look at minimalist cases and decide that they apparently shoe the intent of every fucking police officer in the country. Get fucking real, look at your stats before reposting images and vids that make you feel better and self righteous. You are those people who just "know" things without any evidence to corroborate your claims.
>>748150251
imagine running into that at 3AM after watching a Walking Dead marathon
>>748149984
reported
>>748150185
what a tool
>>748152183
I don't think it's common but I also don't think the cop should walk based on that footage, the guy isn't doing anything remotely threatening.
If you are that fucking scared of someone pulling a gun on you stay behind your car until they are out and tell them to keep their hands on the roof.
>>748148719
That dude got carried away.
>>748151045
>>748150473
while you typed - that the massive black dildo on your left could have fell down on your trap collection hard drive you fucking fag.
Just how over concerned are you?
>>748151659
reported to fbi
>>748150419
Freebasing, son.
>>748148322
I really hope one of these faggots falls and we get to see him die
Hey focus on the ylyl at hand.
>>748148719
Haha I know him.
>>748150419
shes only 26
>>748148586
Filthy niggers
>>748148489
This website has made me so jaded that I thought this was gonna be pizza kek
>>748152333
trips of truth
>>748149984
MODS!!!!!
>>748150217
they charged him with assaulting a police officer for kicking that teargas back at police.
also fun fact it missed his balls.
>>748150217
too bad it didnt hit that black girl in the head and kill her.
>>748150527
i want to see an xray of his body after that
>>748150855
Wymen r uselessss. Fckng pathetik
>>748152333
checke'd and kek'd
>>748150476
thats very mean
>>748150527
FAKE - no blood
>>748151215
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Cotton Hill.
>>748152771
you're a smart one ai?
>>748152120
maggots in hand
>>748151189
>/b/
>>748150501
rub his tummy and pat his head. that will cure the nig
>>748151848
No, every U. S. cop.
You don't see this shit happening in Canada.
Oh, I guess I'm giving you, retarded piece of shit, too much credit.
The post you quoted, said us as in the United States. I think you, retarded piece of shit, completely missed the "us" part and thought he meant *every cop*... which ironically and sadly you tried to "correct" by saying "ameria", instead of America, which is a whole fucking continent, including Canada, a better first world country that the United States. Not "ameria", not "america", but United States (of America).
So kindly go die in a fire. Or get shot by an ignorant cop, would be divine justice.
>>748150032
That's the best way to deal with Jews. We have an awesome President!
>>748148586
Find these niggers and kill them.
>>748151524
>>748151550
>>748151659
>>748151758
what the fuck are you morons on about. dont go out of cars holding something in your hand thats just common fucking sense. cops have 0.5 seconds to identify if you present a threat before you can potentialy shoot them.
>>748150075
Fake News.
>>748151524
Who the fuck gets out of their vehicle during a traffic stop?
Even if the police asked him to get out, why would you be holding something, you're just asking to get shot
>>748152935
not him, but it's obviously not ever u.s cop
but u.s is much, much more violent in general than canada and even most other developed countries; which will logically breed more violent cops as well
>>748151482
4/10 u can do better
>>748152935
>a fucking leaf
america is the us
it's common nomenclature since not everyone wants to say "The United States of America" every time.
you know this, but your autism won't allow it to slide. also, there's legitimately no reason to bring attention to the fact that you live in Canada.
you guys are getting worse by the second.
>>748148071
I was hoping hed fall off, I'm dissapointed
>>748148839
I'm crying
>>748150635
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3320342/A-heated-press-conference-horrifying-moment-Mongolian-union-boss-sets-FIRE-protest.html
>>748150891
man if no car and nobody in the background it could have been the perfect loop
>>748152380
tons of them fall down anon, not kidding. but yeah, good luck recovering the footage from a gopro that fell from so high. also it would be just some random sound on it with not much footage, so meh.
>>748153087
the us also has a higher population than canada, i mean california has a higher population than the entirety of canada - it's just that it looks really big but most of it is uninhabited so it seems fair to compare canada to the us when they have very different populations, population demographics, cultures affecting them, government types and the people they have in their government
>>748152897
I wonder if any white people were ever tazed in the ass using this trick?
>>748151215
fake.
everyone knows when men have babies they come out of the butt
>>748152935
>>748151904
I made a huge mistake
>>748153047
>Who the fuck gets out of their vehicle during a traffic stop?
Do you have a hard time reading, trumpanzee?
>>748148354
why would the train and the lady falling in water be cgi? you're a retard dude
>>748153158
Nigs be niggin
>>748150032
And the uneducated Trump supporters mocked Hillary for having health issues. This man is losing his mind.
>>748153231
ofc fake and
what the fuck
>>748149716
good pupper!
>>748148545
rip doggysaver mister dude
fuck cancer
>>748152935
Check out this edgy faggot. Cry harder, faggot.
>>748153106
No.
The sad part is, you probably didn't know that the continent is called America. Since you fuckers have the poorest high school education. Like literally, how fucking ignorant can you be if you call your country the name of the whole fucking continent. And I've seen this first hand. Actually asking people on the street the name of the continent and people being mesmerized by their blissful ignorance.
I guess that's why you mass shoot.
>>748150476
aw man
feels
>>748148071
People like this deserve to fall. Being so reckless and stupid with their lives.
>>748153158
The white kid didn't even look and the nig still used brass knuckels
what a fucking faggot
>>748148839
that fucker looks like he is opening the door as if telling the occupant to leave fucking shitstain
>>748153249
>Trumpanzee
Implying I support that faggot
It's just common sense
>Inb4 muh freedums
>>748151189
nice rack
>>748150185
Maybe he just had to fart before getting into the limo? Stepping away for a few seconds is the polite thing to do.
>>748153353
Ha! Someone's feelers are hurt. Triggered much? Of course us Amerifats know that the proper nomenclature is United States. It's tge rest of the world that calls us Americans you daft cunt.
>>748153353
The continent is actually called north america, and no one calls the US that.
not surprised you didn't know that though, since you're
>a fucking leaf
>>748150798
what is this
>>748153542
this
>>748153353
Meh, we were founded with expansionist ideals. They probably figured that the states would keep on increasing till all of the North America was USA.
That mentality kind of stuck
>>748151189
Bet that guy is a Jew.
>>748149810
wwe has got fucking nothing on these guys he should be paid 3 times what someone at wwe gets
>>748152952
wtf is happening there?
>>748150399
It's a Jimmy Fallon bit
>>748151235
Checkmate.
>>748153542
lol, the proper nomenclature is United States of America.
See? You can't even get that shit right right you ignorant cunt LOL
>>748153568
Holy shit, are you.. are you being serious right now? You can't be serious.. this shit just brings you retards to a whole new level.
The continent is called America, that is the name of the continent and its name will never change.
Grab a fucking book mate. Your kind are the jokers of the world lol.
>>748149117
Fuck. I usually am a pretty compassionate person, but when I see shit like this I can't help but think that these people should just be left to die. They did this to themselves, and are now a burden on society
>>748150855
he throws liek a girl 8))
>>748153770
>right right
Brb you have autism
>>748150586
dabstraw
>>748150617
this could of gone very bad dumb fuck was lucky he didn't get his limbs torn off
>>748149117
This is why you should go for an active life and a correct diet
>>748153593
Nah, your petty country was divided by its petty and small minded people and in order to maintain the illusion of being "united", they literally had to name the whole country as united states. Which is fucking sad.
It's the most divided country in the face of the earth.
>>748149850
>et tu, doggo?
>>748153770
>The continent is called America.
...
>>748151524
I mean, the cop was a dumbass, but WHY DID THIS STUPID CUNT GET OUT OF THE CAR?
>>748153770
i'm gonna pretend you were trolling this whole time so i don't have to think you actually exist
>>748154010
bad bait, bad salt, trying too hard
chew my cunt, bitchboy
>>748153868
By that logic, where is Central America?
Retard.
And please, check the definition of brb.
>>748152057
Drugs are bad, M'kay?
>>748154149
Central America isn't a continent, it's a region.
brb chew my cunt
>>748154088
>hurr durr I know you're right but since I'm a little crybaby I'm just going to insult you.
You fuckers are literally the scum of the earth.
>>748150667
>plane crash @90,000 ft
>90,000 ft
wut
>>748148706
>>748148803
Yea boi white bitches can't resist Big Black Punches
>>748151215
shit man never knew babies came out of the bladder only a feminist could of come up with this piece of artistic garbage
>>748151524
More cops are killed by criminals they stop than civilians are killed by cops for doing STUPID SHIT.
>>748149810
WRESTLING IS FAKE
>>748153224
yeah, higher population density usually makes for more crimes
>>748153444
His right arm became spaghetti that fated day
>>748154203
bunches*
>>748154088
why are you so pissed at america lol
>>748152292
"Show me your hands"
>Imma get out of the car holding a small black object, that's what he said to do right?
>>748154223
that's exactly the point i was attempting to create. Everyone always cries "canada doesn't have as high crime or murder as america!" that's because there's not as many fucking people
>>748150993
this makes me anxious
>>748154180
>wahhh wahhh America is not a continent! North and South America are Even tho they're part of literally the same fucking region!
>wahhh wahhh what is logic if Central America, also having their own separate countries, don't follow the same fucking rules I just blabbered out on the internet!
>wahhh wahhh Wikipedia doesn't show everything I need to know!
You dense, dense motherfucker.
Please don't breed.
>>748154149
Dude, just give up and leave the thread. We all saw you being retarded, putting your pants on your head won't make it better.
>>748153158
A Nigger taking a cheap shot. Weird.
>>748154282
They also have less niggers.
>>748151425
fucking kek I would shit my pants if I saw a snake in africa black mambas dont fuck around
>>748153604
It's a fake lightning strike. The actual flash of the bolt would have filled the entire frame with white when it's that close. It was a stunt to drum up upboats or whatever the fuck they wanted.
>>748151524
>he survived
worst part of this video
>>748154352
North America contains Canada, Mexico, and the U.S, because they are north of the equator. South America contains everything south of mexico, including the central american countries (called this because they are between what people generally perceive as North and South America) all the way to the bottom tip, Cape Cod. "The Americas" are a legitmate Huge region spanning across two hemispheres of the globe and getting mad when someone has divided them so it's not just "america" "where" is so terrifically ignorant I can only laugh. Central America isn't large enough or defined enough to be an entire fucking continent you fucking cabbage.
>>748154390
Someone has to teach you retarded fucking 'muricucks some geography.
Or maybe your stupid fucking schools don't even bother to teach you what's right. I've literally travelled all around the world and it seems most of you cunts live in your own fantasy land, believing everything that is being shoved down your throat. I guess that¡s why you keep calling your shitty country "America".
If so, then you're far worse than I thought and you deserve your fucking president and every tragedy that will befall upon all of you. Good luck.
>>748149984
What's happening here ?
>>748153604
Lightning strike
>>748154506
also im retarded cape cod isn't the place i meant I've been awake for 24 hours
I meant cape horn
>>748150015
>totally real footage brought to you by SputnikNews
>>748149471
>ManSeesHillaryNaked.gif
Meanwhile, a naked Trump is an Adonis
>>748153249
>flash gordon kicks nigger ass
>>748153868
>Brb
>Be right back
>>748154540
You thought America was a continent and you say we don't know geography?
>>748150835
The longer version is infuriating. That fat lady is a turbo cunt
>>748154506
>South America contains everything south of mexico, including the central american countries
Wrong.
You see? Even in your deluded, self-worth perception of your own ingenuity, you're still wrong. And you will never learn.
>>748154540
People call it America because it's not only abbreviated and alleviating to say, opposed to The United States of America, but maybe we should just ban all abbreviations. No other place calls themselves America and it causes no trouble or confusion due to the fact that America is sometimes referred to as America. Seriously just fucking calm down you tantrum-ridden piece of work.
>>748154180
>brb
What are you trying to say, dumbass?
>>748154648
>Not knowing that America is the name of a continent.
I have some bad news for you, friend.
>>748149935
Oh god this thread is fucking me up lmfao
>>748154681
I even stated in my own fucking comment that Central America contained parts of North America
>"called this because they are between what people generally perceive as North and South America"
But apparently you're too dense to fucking read, or comprehend text, either way.
