My girlfriend and I are thinking about hanging ourselves on facebook live.
oh.
Hold hands, proper framing, should make it into every news site in america
>>748143284
Wat a lovely idea
>>748143284
fukk yes
do it
Y tho anon
>>748143284
hmmmm do it
When?
what is your fb
>?
>>748143823
>>?
whoag
>>748143284
BUMP
>>748143823
facebook com /sam.nova70
sounds like fun anon, you should share this experience with us. now go do it. no balls do it
>>748143856
>>>?
dude
buamp
>>748144229
word up
do it while fucking or something
First get a butane torch. Next put the flame on part of your body for 1 minute. If you can imagine that all over your body for eternity then you are ready tinhang yourself. Hell is forever.
Thinking about doing it nude
>>748145076
>>748144229
Fav music Greenday
KYS
Also gr8 b8!
Hide face in thread, profile pic "is" him...
>>748145155
don't listen to this dumb fag
If it happens, someone record it.
>>748143284
K. Keep me posted.
Not dumb, not a fag. If you are serious please don’t do this. Imagine being tortured forever. What if Hell is real? Would you want to take that chance?
>>748143284
So?
She's nervous
>>748145509
>she
>>748145443
KEK
>>748145509
Since you are going to do it, please post your number so I can call you. Don’t do this.
you need to post your fb here
>>748145721
facebook com/sam.nova70
>>748145509
is your baby dead in the background?
>>748145782
Make it public
Steven seagal?
>>748145443
>what if hell is real
well hey i never considered that, guess i should base my entire existence off of fear and not question it any further
You are a daughter and a son. You both will be missed. Think about the people that care for you. Days can be tough but they will get better.
Do it
>>748145443
>submitting to a faggot who makes you suffer "to test you"
>not realizing god admitted to lying to adam and eve and could, therefore, be lying about "satan" and "hell"
Trips means kill her than yourself. We wanna see you watch her die
>>748145876
Well when you are dead you will have no existence to base anything on. Point is why take the chance. Imagine the regret. Not trying to be rude. Just saying. Cheers
Post your gf nude spread her pussy and ass
>>748146000
...shit
>>748146000
Trips have spoken
>>748143284
Dont forget to post link.
>>748145620
>>748145876
>>748145985
>>748146000
can i suck your dick, anon?
>>748146000
Trips dont lie
>>748145782
Nothing shows up, make it public and share the link.
Quick, before you change your minds
>>748146138
always effective :)
>>748146000
SHEEEIT NIGGA
>>748145509
You are a beautiful girl. Why ruin your life? Take a chance, take the hard road. Start a family, learn guitar, piano, sing. So many things you could do and only one to turn it all around.
>>748146235
she already has a family :)
Are you tweakers? Or just unlikeable people with no friends? Do you want attention, because its just going to be some brief internet fame which is worth nothing. I'm just curious.
>>748146011
>why take the chance
what about the chance that your religions the wrong one, a shitty god like yours probably wouldn't be too happy about that and send you to their version of hell
>>748146000
Oh FUCK
>>748145509
gf is pretty hot
The demonic spirit of suicide is a powerful force. Please don’t give in to it. It’s purpose is to kill, it’s not your purpose however. Your purpose is greater than you could ever imagine.
>>748146395
as you can clearly see >>748146000
>god wills it
>>748146000
Kill her, take pics, post here with timestamp
>>748146000
>>748146351
Why attack me? Not trying to be rude or upset you. Just trying to be friendly and help out people that are obviously suffering. No I’ll intentions at all. Even if my views are wrong doesn’t mean I’m a bad person. I just want to be of service.
>>748146612
who the fuck is attacking you, retard? (other than me now) this asshole's just trolling the shit out of you with religious arguments against suicide. stop feeding him.
>>748143284
You still there?
>>748146727
Cool man.
>>748146612
I'm just bored, i rarely get militant. Though you are trying to convince him to not commit suicide which is ruining my fun.
If these 2 want to off themselves, let them. It's not going to effect anyone here personally.
If they really wanted to do it, then they would have done it by now.
Either these two are cowards and are prolonging it or they just want attention.
>>748146946
You know what we want, OP, give us the stream link
>>748146946
move hands
>>748146899
Understood. But I have a daughter and I would hope someone would do this for me if my baby was thinking about this.
>>748146727
and i think you have it backwards, that guy's doing the religious arguing against suicide
>stay out of this kiddo
>>748146946
is she retarded or something?
do something better than a hanging
go out in style
>>748146968
damn... you solved the case.
>>748147020
>got the wrong retard and didn't care enough to fix it
alright "grown up" thanks for showing me how to let things go :)
>>748146968
Even so I would feel terrible if it is real.
>>748146968
yea look at her stupid goddamn face >>748146946 all smug and shit now you know she's enjoying leading all you dumb niggers and fucking brainlets on she ain't killing herself anytime soon
>>748147017
The world's a cruel place, don't shelter her and maybe it won't break her. Also women aren't as prone to suicide, they'll usually just cry and blab till it's out of their system so you shouldn't have much to worry about.
>>748143284
do it while fucking
>>748147258
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
awesome, dude. can you go now and let the people who've already figured this ain't real have fun?
You two ain't gonna do shit lol.
Both of you need to separate and stop seeing each other so you both can get better. Your relationship is not healthy and your both will just get worse if you stay together
Just don’t do it man, aren’t you curious about the future? Don’t you want to see what will happen next in the world? You will miss out on so much.
>>748147202
as long as you know which retard you're talking to pal, also
>you're welcome
>>748147365
Thanks man. Glad to know I’m not the only one who gets it.
>>748143284
Its hard to see you with the black circles in front of your faces, you have to move your heads so i can see if i care.
Oh wait nm i dont.
>>748147258
guise, guise, you know those jewtube vids with angry relatives who are always breaking their kids games? i think they're fake, guys. why would you watch something that's obviously fake, and totally not meant for entertainment? guise?
>>748147417
>doesn't recognize sarcasm unless it comes out of his own ass
thanks again, daddy.
>>748143284
Make sure you hold hands as you kick the chair out!
>>748147536
i was also being sarcastic, i think you owe me an apology
>>748147258
speaking of niggers.
Why not let your girlfriend get her body desecrated by a pack of wild niggers?
You should be doing more fucking and less contemplated suicide.
post pussy already, you giggling cunts
>>748147618
>i was also being sarcastic
>unless it comes out of his own ass
alright, thanks for clarifying, sir.
>>748147576
Imagine the person you love the most made this thread. And nobody was there to talk them down and that person did it. It would be an awful feeling.
>>748147630
>why not let your girlfriend get desecrated by niggers?
>you should do more fucking
>by letting others fuck her
>i'm a huge cuck, as long as someone's fucking my wife i'm getting laid in my mind
>>748147715
GTFOH
>>748147731
We don't want this OP, fuck off
>>748147715
Psh, my GF doesn't even browse /b/
CIA thread to normalize suicide, wake up kiddos, dont fall for these tricks.
>>748147731
Dem nails!!!
Also, thank fuck for cleaning the mess (dead baby?) that was on the couch!
>>748147715
suuure it would. get over yourself.
>i must save everybody, even those i don't care about, because i'm better than them.
>>748143284
You'll probably get banned
>>748147701
i think once again you are confused but ok
>>748147815
Man, you have a lot of anger. Just trying to be friendly bro.
>>748147731
Small
>>748147731
XD Damn bro... I can see why you guys are contemplating suicide...
Where the rest of your cock go?
>>748147898
this isn't a friendly place
>>748147731
holy shit... no wonder you two wanna kill yourselves. off yourself after introducing her to your nigga friends, you'll save her life and reach your goal.
>>748147896
yep
>>748147874
What gave you the impression I think I’m better than anybody? Definitely not the case. Nothin wrong with helping people even if they are strangers.
>>748147898
Anger
>lels
>>748147957
Yeah you got me there for sure.
>>748148051
nothing wrong with helping them commit suicide either, it's all subjective bro
>>748143284
Either you don't love her, or gave up trying help her (if the reason for that decision is some though time in ur lyf)
If tou want to do it 'for fun', so to say, then do it and fuck off. Just try not to pull her to do that as well.
>>748148051
you're better than everybody else, admit it. you have found the lord and you truly believe in salvation. please help me, oh master, shower me with the enlightenment you have attained from the lord. guide us as he would, for you are greater than all of us heathens.
ill just leave this here
>>748148190
Could be, I prefer to help save life. Just built that way I guess.
>>748148300
>>748148333
oh shit got dubs then trips
>>748148219
I’m actually not saved. Don’t go to church, don’t act like a Christian. I do believe in Christianity I don’t behave like one though.
>>748148402
my son if not christiantiuseytpi8wye believe in the horses
>>748143284
LET HER DO IT, and You walk away
>>748148291
Damn, you're just too nice. If you didn't get all preachy i might like you.
>>748148300
>>748148333
>>748148398
This thread now belongs to you I think
>>748148512
hope you like these horses
>>748148533
checked
probably
>>748148402
>i'm a christian who doesn't act like a christian. i'm one of those loners who believe but doesn't go with the sheep, because i'm better than them.
>>748148512
Yeah, I’m not truly preachy. I use what if’s a lot and it can sound preachy. Not my intention. Just saying what if there is a next life and you do suffer if you commit suicide. That’s a hell of a chance to take.
>>748148552
i do actually, thank you
>>748147731
If my dick was that puny I would want to kill myself too.
>>748143284
nah bullshit gotoh did it first get your own ideas.
>>748148051
You must be new here.
You're both ugly enough that's for sure.
Go ahead.
>>748148623
there's an equal chance that if you don't commit suicide you'll suffer in this hypothetical afterlife, you're what if's don't really work is what i'd like to point out
>>748148623
>that's one hell of a chance to take, because my god randomly gives people around the world different rules, just to test them. you should believe in the scariest one though, you don't wanna risk it.
>>748148789
They work for me at least. I can understand that for some people they may not. I’ve had thought is suicide in the past. Nothing serious but enough to instill fear thinking about what happens after.
>>748148624
have some more
>>748148821
you look like you need some horses in your life
>>748146000
wtf :|
>>748148821
You cut it the wrong way faggot
If there was an afterlife then there would be scientific proof of it by now, just like we have scientific proof for everything else.
>>748148857
>has a natural reaction to death
>better find a reason not to kill myself in the bible, because i'm so boring and miserable i can't come up with one in my daily routine, and god forbid i stray from my safe zone.
>>748148933
well wheres the proof on why you are such a huge fag
>>748148857
i'm saying they don't work logically but nevermind that, it's well known suicide is only for the cool kids because they're the only ones cool enough to go through with it
>guess you weren't cool enough
>>748145164
please no.. just kill yourself, nobody needs to see you being lame
>>748148821
Is this shit happening or nah?
>>748148933
nah m8, that's not a good argument
>>748148933
>implying science has scientific proof of everything
>>748149053
yes, suicide victims are widely known for being cool, absolutely. you hang out exclusively with edgy faggots with nothing to be depressed about other than being bored americans? me too.
>>748149103
Doubt it
My dick is waiting bruh
>>748149103
welcome newfreind
>>748149165
It was just a joke m8, calm down. I'm just waiting on that horse guy to post some more.
>>748143284
You faggots take too long, I dont have time for this shit.
Im leaving. KYS niggers.
>>748146000
>>748149252
oh, sorry i forgot to laugh.
>>748149283
>Taco niggers
>>748149332
it's alright, we all forget sometimes
hope this cheers you up
>>748148902
Do you have any other animal photographs to share or do you only deal in horses?
>>748149496
sorry my sarcasm wasn't clear enough.
>>748149514
glad you asked
>>748149596
are you the same guy from earlier? i got you're sarcasm you didn't get mine.
>>748149792
awesome, dude.
>>748149514
>>748149827
yeah same guy, what's up dude you doing alright
is OP still alive?
>>748149933
>needs friends this badly
>>748149514
any special request
>>748150093
no fuck you spidy if been in control
>>748149952
>can't comprehend next level sarcasm
I know you're not much of a thinker and you get confused easily, so i'll leave you alone for tonight. I'm only here for the animals.
>>748150242
>trying this hard to backpedal
>>748150093
>>748150222
When ur an adult and still doing that emo kid shit u deserve to fucking die. Learn to dress well and people wont take u for a shithead with asberger
>>748150222
no
>>748150330
>>748150324
>asberger
>decides who deserves to die
>>748150336
>>748150278
hey big guy, you take this as a win
>you earned it
>>748150414
>>748150427
>still trying to win by being "merciful"
>>748143284
That'll be so cool
this thread is a mess kek
>>748150497
>still not getting blatant sarcasm
Such faggots killing themselves to whore attention.
>>748150571
>"merciful" quotation marks weren't a big enough hint
>wants to be the bigger man, but can't walk away.
>>748150549
Fuck off faggotman
>>748150561
>>748150561
did you say mess
>>748150695
>>748150808
>>748150688
>can't tell when he's being fucked with
you're too easy
>>748150808
Fuck you and fuck your gay shit
>>748150808
>>748150836
naaa niggas this is now a train thread
>>748150989
>>748150910
>will continue to believe his sarcasm is so next level i've been and will always reply honestly
>>748150959
fuck outa here spidyfag
>>748143284
Noooooo tess don't do it
>>748151049
All suicide threads on /b/ are CIA threads meant to normalize the idea of suicide in young minds.
>>748151033
>will continue to believe im not 10 steps ahead and this is not all a part of my little game
i think OP's dead or something,hope this thread gets archived asap now it got lame
>>748149015
There's none, because I'm not, just like there's no evidence of a heaven or hell because there's no such thing as heaven or hell.
>>748149118
all in the eyes of the beholder
>>748149165
don't need to imply, there's good support behind everything that isn't completely made-up with no basis (like religion)
>>748151159
>has to resort to using my comments
>>748151172
>>748151196
>implying any real scientists will claim any absurdity such as "we have scientific proof of everything that isn't made up
>>748151219
>has to resort to trying
Finally my fellow spideys appear. What thread should we spidify
>>748151271
No they're just more careful with their words because there's a professional language and a social language.
The only reason you complain is because you don't understand the difference, but yes practically we have a scientific basis for everything that isn't completely fictitious.
Suicide threads = cia threads
>>748143284
DO IT, NO-BALLS
>>748151306
>is out of "wit" and will continue to "step down" to "my level" unless i say this, which might instead cause him to reply in another absurd manner
i guess you can now claim i tried :) you're welcome.
>>748151158
too deep
>>748151372
You choose. I typically go for celeb threads
>>748151380
>implying "we have so much to learn" equals "we got all this shit figured out"
>>748143284
Ive seen your posts on Craigslist a few times. Do you actually find people for your gore fetishes/sex capades?
>>748151483
lets spidify these normies
/b/thread/748148764
>>748151429
thank you, as for an absurd response
>even attempting to see a move ahead of me knowing i'm 10 ahead
Hell yeah
>>748151598
>believing anyone is interested in his thoughts
>>748151645
>still replying
>>748151556
I'm there
>>748151645
>says the guy who had already "let me have" the win
i'll do you a favor and let you go now :) i can actually walk away. my ego isn't that needy.
>>748151701
sorry homie this is for you :)
>>748151766
>>748151766
thanks, i really needed this
Op, don't use rope. If you're gonna do it, at least don't suffer. Take some pills, like a lot of Tylenol, or other kinds and fade out.
>>748143284
Posting yourselves on wastebook for the momentary vicarious entertainment of a world that doesn't care.
Here today gone tomorrow.
Instead of posting for attention on here you may as well get on with it.
>>748143284
This sounds like a youtube clickbait title.
My hot girlfriend and I are thinking to strip hang ourselves on facebook live MUST SEE 2018 NEW HD Try not to laugh challenge --- not for kids!
Please just fuk off
>>748148702
sauce?
>>748145509
She hideous. Hope you guys hurry up and do it
>>748146000
I've never been happier while browsing. I hope to God they deliver
>>748146235
>beautiful girl
I can hear the grease dripping off your forehead as you frantically tip the fedora that's somehow squeezed around the fat deposit that is your head as you call this disgusting bottom-feeder beautiful.
>>748151766
>>748151792
I wanna watch you die on Livestream so bad.
>>748143284
Don't do it. Don't do it. Didn't you hear that story about the couple who were gonna jump in front of a train together?
Just don't do it. You may be an idiot. But jeezus, don't embarrass your family & friends by broadcasting your suicide to the world like an attention seeking neckbeard
>>748151737
Somebody needs attention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPpFD8oNYc0 prophet hainorposk .,-
>>748143284
>At least do it entertainingly, Try jumping off a building onto a fire hydrant ass first or swallow barb wire all the way through to your ass and floss yourself to death
>>748143284
super-glue your hands together
A cry for help seek help
If you dont do it youre a coward, dont worry theres something after death! Us moving on with our lives.
>>748143284
That's romantic as fuck, Anon. Timestamp and uncensored picture as proof?
>>748143284
You're a fucking burden as well as crying little baby bitch. Don't even bother filming it and just get it over with already.
>>748145164
Do it while fucking. Just as you're reaching orgasm, hang yourselves. Best. Orgasm. Ever.
Also, most epic suicide(s) ever.
>>748146000
OH, SHI-
>>748147097
>is she retarded
>made suicide pact
Seems pretty obvious to me.
>>748148821
this webm is old as shit ya'll are getting baited
>>748147731
>small penis
>retarded tattoos
Yep. Y'all need to suicide.
>>748148926
>thinking the person who posted that ancient webm was the person who made it
>>748148702
that's a true rule34 of this thread.
Am i late for the party ? Did they do it ?
>>748151737
AM I DOING IT RIGHT?
>>748157862
Dey just had sex.
where the pussy at
i smell bait
