Hey anon what's your secret
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Hey anon what's your secret
i want to fuck my sister doggystyle
i like to bump dying threads
>>748133107
at least youre not homosex
i am fapping to the thoughts of my ex gf with a dick
I also currently have a gf
My secret is, I keep posting in these threads about having sex with my brother because I think it somehow justifies what I'm doing.
I really enjoy spanking women, not during sex, just as a stand alone activity.
bmp
I have sex with my sister and mother. They dont know that I fuck other family members.
>>748133932
m or f?
also how did this start?
>>748134552
how did it start with your sister? do you or her regret it?
>>748134570
F. Inb4 tits, I'm in England and trying (failing) to get some sleep He has autism so I have sex with him to relieve his frustration.
i know why we build castles in the sky
I love this girl so fucking much, but she already got a bf and i dont know what to do
>>748135135
Another pic
>>748134785
how old are you both? also do your parents know?
Recently had a MMF threesome with my gf of 4 years. I can’t stop thinking about the way he fucked her. I regret it
>>748135555
How did he fuck her?
while fucking the gf, i dropped hints to her that i dont mind people watching us. when she played along, it got me hard. she doesnt know that i meant it.
>>748134552
Greentext on how it started?
>>748135697
Pretty much pounded the shit out of her. He gave her a vaginal orgasm 2x (I have never been able to do this once)
>>748135442
Both in teens. Parents don't know.
>>748135555
Basically it was just embarrassing and now I feel insecure
>>748135844
Made her orgasm just with cock? Was he big?
>>748136058
Yes. Very big.
>>748132920
I'm in love with a female friend. One time when I was staying over at her house, I snuck into the bathroom with her laundry hamper. Found two pairs of dirty panties, pussy crust and everything. I used one to furiously jack off, and held the other over my face and inhaled like a drowning man coming up for air. Came buckets, smeared it all over the crotch area, tucked them back into the rest of the laundry. No regrets.
I thought about swiping one or both, but she might have noticed.
Nice Try, FBI.
>>748136160
Does she want more of him?
>>748136160
Was he black or white?
i'm gay
>>748135135
>>748135162
suicide
>>748136360
Recently during sex we were talking dirty and she mentioned how she wanted another dick to play with.
I know if I bring it up to my girl she we will be understanding. It’s just that seems like some real bitch shit.
I had begged her to get kinky and when she finally did I couldn’t handle it
>>748136473
White! Which is what threw me off.
Haha
My younger brother blew me a few weeks ago
>>748135844
Did he just do her in the pussy or did she suck him, or have anal sex?
>>748136631
Just do it. If you're lucky she may let you join in
>>748132920
I like to crossdress and browse 4chan
>>748136700
We were spitroasting her. I fucked her first while she was playing with him, then we switched and he pounded her so hard she couldn’t do more than give me a lazy blowjob.
>>748136903
Who was it? Close friend, work colleague, anon?
>>748136903
Did he cum inside her?
I almost raped a dog when I was a child
I've had my dog lick my asshole before. When we were young, me and my little brother sucked each other off. (young enough neither of us even knew what a boner was)
>>748137121
have you ever brought it up since? what do you think about it?
>>748135979
jeez. i wish i was your autistic brother. do you guys use protection?
>>748137204
No, but I'm on the pill.
>>748137191
I assume the latter? If so, yes. I've told one person that,and I don't think much of it. It's not something that bothers me, but I can definitely never forget it.
Nothing bad, I have terrible thoughts 24/7 that involve extremely taboo or illegal things, but have and will never act on it.
>>748137279
yeah, you don't want to get knocked up with an even more autistic kid. what would your parents say if they knew? does anyone at all know?
>>748137412
Such as? Specifics please.
>>748137412
such as?....
>>748137466
Parents would be mortified. Nobody else knows. This is my outlet!
>>748132920
i want to physically harm a gay person. i walk with a clenched fist sometimes hoping i can smash in a faggots face. just waiting for a flamer to say some snarky remark so i can physically beat their face in with my bare fucking fists
>>748137577
what sort of stuff does he make you do? also who is older and who started it?
>>748137657
Any reason you seem to hate them? Just gay, or lesbian as well?
>>748137657
enjoy your 5 year min man for hate crime
>>748132920
Around 2013, Lost virginity at 14 yrs to a girl who was 13, eighth grade, she had a boyfriend at the time, many months pass AAAAAAND she posts pics on Instagram of her and her boyfriend in a mirror, with him holding his palms onto her BABY BUMP, image was posted about 8-9 months after we fucked liked rabbits, to this day I sometimes think that her child is more than likely mine.. and how I’m technically a fucking FATHER, I try to expunge these thoughts but I can’t, I feel like a legend, but also like a degenerate
>>748137704
He's older but I started it. We do all sorts cos he watches a lot of porn.
>>748137813
Teach my sister what a real sister should be.
>>748137733
entitlement. always having a comment until their confronted. i want to bring them down to a purely physical level. defend yourself. defend your faggotry... cause at heart... faggots are too cowardly to do anything but piss their pants and look for a daddy figure in their significant other. i like when the real coward comes out in a person.
>>748137810
as long as she doesnt chase you for child support, looks like you dodged a bullet there. just keep an eye on the kid if you want to get to know him/her.
>>748137946
i have $100 saying the fag will easily kick your ass then proceed to rape you
>>748137813
how long do you think this will continue? also would you stop if you got a boyfriend?
>>748137946
Sounds like you're running under the assumption that anyone who is gay is a sissy.
>>748138040
fag identified
>>748138124
i guess the problem IS gay sissies
>>748138016
This really does make me sound like a fucking liar, but she NEVER contacted me throughout her pregnancy, even though she wasn’t intoxicated or under the influence of anything when we were fucking, just a little impressionable slut whore who wanted some dick behind her boyfriends back (her boyfriend skipped town about two months after the kid was born HA)
>>748135135
Find yourself an occupation, work out to be the beat version of yourself, start focusing on self dev and call this girl on dates every now and then ( once every 2 months woukd be enough). She will either increase the amount she invests on you or let you go,first case being more probable. If she ever csncels on you or denies the date, tell her to contsct you when she is free. Whenever dating, touch her whenever she touches you, joke around, try to get her to open up to you in some deep personal shit (fears, aspirations, children or no, that kind of stuff) and keep this game going. If ppssible, fuck some girls on the side and if she asks tell her you dont kiss and tell. By doing that you are presenting another self and chsning the dynamics of your relationship. She will feel it and either open to your advances or distance herself out of fear. If the former, w8 till the moment is right and kiss her, then pull back we can't do this etc kiss again until you are fucking. If the latter, well, give up
>>748138183
Well then that narrows it down. My cousin is gay, and he doesn't act like a sissy in public. He's actually very well built.
>>748138097
Haven't thought that far ahead but I'll probably stop if/when I get another bf. Or just wind it back a lot.
>>748138133
nah, i just like to make easy money
>>748137810
I can almost relate
>>748137813
How severe is his autism?
>>748138284
what if he wont let it stop? not to be dark, but if he is possessive he might not want you to have any other guy in your life
>>748138321
What’s the story /b/ro, if you don’t mind me asking
>>748138344
Functioning but extremely socially awkward. Zero friends.
>>748138232
i see... does the kid look "different" from the bf?
but like i said, you dodged an 18 year sentence.
>>748138375
He's not that possessive, he's just no good at talking to other girls. I've had boyfriends in the past.
>>748132920
I once let one of my friends back in highschool go full pedo with my little sisters (the most he ever did was touch them in a weird way)
NEED ADVICE, I WANT TO POST GF NUDES ON B, BUT SHE HAVE TATTOOS, HOW CAN I POST EM WITH THE SAVE THAT NO ONE WILL RECONO. HER?
>>748138639
Easy. You can just post her.
>>748138680
But the problem is the tattoos
>>748138487
Don’t really feel like digging for pics, cos I don’t even follow the bitch on anything anymore, unfollowed her a long time ago cos I felt frankly guilty and it had a bit of a traumatizing effect, but the kid does have my nose, and my brown hair (mom has black hair), in complete honesty, the kid looks eerily similiar to me, my paranoid ass is just in denial.
>>748138751
No problem there. I love tattoos on a woman. Let's see what you've got.
>>748138772
damn... well, if you want to have a relationship with your kid, then reach out. if not, just keep your distance. child support arrears and payments are a bitch. not worth any pussy.
I'm a sex addict, and I've had a lot of sex with women and girls on both ends of the age spectrum. I've never raped anyone, and never will, but I get hit on by young girls, and older women. And because I'm addicted to sex, it's nearly impossible for me to say no.
>>748138958
my man!
>>748138560
were those boyfriends before or after you guys started fucking?
>>748138958
Pic related if you get my meaning.
>>748139088
What was the oldest and youngest?
>>748139074
Before, so yeah, fair point..
>>748132920
I was raped by my cousin, a lot. I always pretended to be asleep because I just couldn't comprehend what was going on and began to cope by imagining that I was still just dreaming and having a nightmare. for 4+ years. almost every weekend. I haven't ever told anyone because it would just ruin my parents/family, and even if my friends were understanding I know it'd never leave the back of their minds. he's a dumb fuck with serious learning disabilities, and after my parents tried teaching him how to read one time when he came over his mom fought my parents about it and I haven't seen him since - about 5 years. his dad has cancer now, and I honestly can't ever bring myself to see their family ever again.
I'll never forget the first time I felt PTSD from it. honestly it ruined me. no child should have to ensure PTSD while their in 5th grade. it's too much.
>>748138798
>>748138639
>>748138680
Pic related
>>748139156
will there ever be a point when you stop?
I convinced 3 ex GFS to let their family dogs lick their vag and record it for me
>>748139142
Mmm. The oldest, I think she was in her mid 50's. We have sex regularly still. I can't say no to her.
The youngest... Mmm, well, we didn't have actual penetration, but she swallowed my load when she was 5, and had her first orgasm, too. She kept coming back for more.
I haven't been in a relationship in 6 years, every girl I've been with since then has not wanted a relatko ship when i did, and im almost sure it's because my dick is like 4.5 inches erect
Even the last girl I dated, made her cum what she told me was the hardest she ever had from oral, but it wasn't enough
I had performance anxiety and thought my anxiety meds were contributing to it, so I stopped taking them
Now she is dating some other guy, I live with her. My ex is in town and offered to hang out with me tonight but ended up ghosting me
I am horrified of death, but I don't know how it gets better from here. Women don't want a guy with a small dick, and I think that if I don't kill myself I'll marry some woman who cheats on me and at best let's me live in ignorant bliss
>>748138875
I want a relationship with the kid, even though I don’t know ANYTHING about him and I’ve NEVER met him, but even attempting to meet him and the mom could potentially jeopardize my future with child support and shit, might try to meet him after I finish college, but right now? Too dicey...
>>748139387
Don't know. There would have to be I suppose. He gets extremely frustrated and really difficult if he doesn't get any release.
>>748139183
I'm the sex addict. I was molested a lot, too. But I always really enjoyed it.
>>748139460
Ummm. Well, you could get an Asian chick? Their men have small dicks, so... It's like you won't even skip a beat with them.
>>748132920
I know i have mental isshues but im not brave enought to talk bout them with a professional
>>748139870
Well, tell us about them. Elaborate on your issues.
>>748138232
she just knows it's much better for everyone if no one knows nor does anything about it.
I'm a pedophile
These threads feel like they would be used to get people to admit to illegal activities and be apprehended by law enforcement, or put on some list somewhere.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist or any of that dumb shit, but these threads are made multiple times a day with the same pictures and they give me a bad fucking feeling.
Just because your name says anonymous, doesn't mean you actually are. Enjoy being datamined every day for years.
>>74813947
if this story is actually true and not total bullshit, if there is someone else who is pinned as the father figure in many states that guy is the one stuck with the payments. If nobody is paying alimony avoid her like the plague cuz once you are on her radar, women go crazy trying to figure out the baby daddy. Just watch Maury. Total ho's will be like "i KNOW he is the father"
>>748132920
I photograph unsuspecting nudists at the nude beach.
>>748140013
you need help. its not a sexual preference, its a coping mechanism. seek help.
I am more unhinged and darker than people think I am
>>748139579
my point exactly. he might not ever want this to stop. also how does he normally fuck you?
>>748139579
have you ever had an actual romantic relationship?
>>748139451
dude what the fuck. I understand you dealt with molestation at a young age but messing around with children is just despicable. how do you go on with your life?
bumpp
>>748136978
One of her tinder matches
>>748136989
Nope. All over her back and hair
>>748135844
rip
>>748136543
not a secret anon
>>748139451
how do you even end up in that sort of situation?
the kid obv not the milf
im a closet bi-fag. I've never done anything overtly sexual with another guy but I really enjoy being seen nude by other guys, and seeing them as well. Specifically showering with them, which luckily happens frequently.
>>748141158
do they notice your shower-boner?
>>748140988
I don’t think it’s that dramatic. Just a bit awkward now
>>748132920
i still love her... i have low self esteem... i hate myself.... ims tupid and ugly and not good at anything and have no freinds and purpose and hate this stupid life and shitty world.... just wnat to have a girlfriend and job and family and purpose and be nice 2 people.....
>>748139460
You think your dick is the problem, but that's just the excuse you're using. The real problem is that women don't like you because of a combination of your overall looks and personality. And women also won't pretend to like you because you also don't have money. My suggestion is to at least practice as much as you can on really ugly chicks to build your confidence, learn to have a sense of humor, and just overall practice talking to a variety of chicks.
>>748141259
no it is man shes going to be thinking about that guys dick all day instead of yours. She probably is fucking him behind your back now that she had an orgasm and you could never give her one. You fucked up by being a cuck anon
I'm 22 have slept with 9 guys and want to repent so I can spend time with a masculine male.
>>748140833
By fucking even more kids and enjoying it, bitch.
>>748141453
How did he fucked up? He just proved to himself that she's a hoe and he needs to move on
>>748135555
yeah, but you liked sucking his dick
>>748141257
well yeah, unless they are blind. boners probably dont happen to me as much as you'd think, but IRWV.
>>748140185
A coping mechanism? You are absolutely fucking retarded. It's a fetish, like any other.
i have no secrets anymore. My whole life is being filmed. I do not lie about anything, i wear all of my faults on my sleeve. Now I just try to get through days knowing im just a guinea pig to people. I love people though and want to make the world better. <3
>>748141506
How is she a hoe for willingly engaging in kinky behavior ? I thought it would be great fun and in a way it was, I just got unlucky and happened to be outperformed
>>748141506
agreed break up with this fucking slut
I dated a girl for years. Cheated on her on our one year anniversary with a college softball player. it idnt go anywhere and i left for basic.
I realized i loved her, but i grew and so did she.
she got a new man, and i got a new girl. eventually we found ourselves together again. After a time, I fucked up. I stayed with a girl so she wouldnt commit suicide. Kirsten couldnt understand this and It broke her. I lover her terribly so. eventually our relationship crumbled.
now shes with the guy who cheated on her. who she cheated on, with me. And every moment hurts more. I just dont know what to do. Its been years but it still hurts as if fresh.
Please help me.
At a college party, I told a friend of mine (drunk, male) that another friend (slightly drunk, female) had a crush on him (she didn't). He winds up cornering her later that night and raping her. Now I'm haunted by the idea that I am at least somewhat responsible for it happening.
>>748136991
I did rape a dog when I was a child. came straight down his throat several times but he loved me so it was kind consensual
>>748141661
How big was his dick actually?
>>748141584
hahahaha a fetish. fuck off. you are literal scum and you know it. seriously.
>>748141661
thats not kinky thats slutty. And it will give her something to think about that is not you. Do you want her thinking about how well other men will please her? Or do you want to be the one she comes running to for pleasure, you need to get your stroke game better or find a way to make her cum. Come on Anon think before you let your girlfriend act like a slut.
>>748139319
Would bang her tiny body?
>>748134785
>inb4 tits,
there's no inb4 tits on /b/
let's see them. we know you're fat and they're cow udders, that's ok. we still want to see them.
>>748141811
uh no
>>748141811
>>748141681
just tell the truth and it will set you free.
>>748141876
please stop
>>748141811
ass? it depends on the ass anon
>>748141795
Well. She couldn’t fit a hand around it or deepthroat it.
Also every time he pulled out her pussy would make a loud popping noise. Like a queef.
So really big.
>>748141853
lolz
>>748141891
whats the truth man? that I loved her, and that she will always be the one I loved? she wouldnt ever say anything to me.
fuck my life.
I grew up in public housing on welfare and food stamps. My dad left me before I was born, and left me without the guidance and wisdom that comes from fathers. Regardless, I got a job, and saved some money.
I invested the money in the downturn of 2008-2011 and made my first million on blue chips and oil. Net worth now of 19 Milion in property and some stocks and physical gold and cash.
The secret is that I own several rental properties but I don't want to rent to section 8 or welfare recipients or single moms.
>>748141977
anon you are fucked. listen to me. She is probably cheating on you now because you let her fuck this other guy.
>>748138751
>>748138639
I'll shop them out for you. I'm reall good with shop.
>>748136233
I once did that exact thing to a female friend and she eventually became my wife so uh...keep at it anon. I guess .
>>748141800
I prefer to make her orgasm via oral. I’m king at that. I can never make her cum through penetration even though I’m fucking her as hard as I can haha. Gotta pick and choose your battles!
>>748142057
Sorry man. I know her better than that!
>>748142102
psh, it's not about how hard, it's about the rhythm
>>748142049
tell her boyfriend you fucked her. Fuck her again get it on film and send it to him. And tell him that you are the one who deserves her, and if she gets mad tell her that you are doing it for her own benefit because you know that you are better than him and that you are what she deserves. Anon she obviously want you, find a way to get him away from her. Or help him cheat on her.
This can help >>748142064
>>748141943
Ass
>>748142102
i heard that a woman can only feel like 3 inches of her vagina so you just gotta get better at directionally fucking and longevity my son. (i am acting like i know how to fuck when i don't i am just giving out poor advise.)
>>748142225
affirmative
>>748140172
looks like Australia in 1967 wtf
>>748142153
no you don't. you let her fuck some other guy. She wanted to fuck someone who wasn't you, so what is stopping her from fucking people that aren't you? And even if you think you know her you don't truly know the whole her, you only know the side that she shows you anon. You need to do some investigation.
>>748132920
i want to rape my cousin
>>748142225
im in
I once busted a nut when a random girl on an airplane accidentally touched my hand.
>>748142394
same
>>748142394
in what way?
>>748142418
how does that even happen????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>748142394
mine's got huge ass tits, too bad she lives half way across the country
>cuck thread
fukken lol. remember, this is what the 2nd amendment is for.
>>748142418
how did you make it through security without jizzing in your pants?
I spend everynight hating my life and writing about my failed relationships
how I've failed myself
how I've failed everyone else
how everyone has failed me
I wish only that the people who have hurt me forgive me the same way I forgave them.
It's all the hands of God now.
>>748142395
>>748142292
Who is tje shopper?
Toddlercon is my Bible
>>748138264
18yr old wizard virgin here. I'm actually taking this advice. Thanks anon
>>748142225
here you go. tats all gone thru the magic of shop
>>748142466
my girlfriend was holding out for 2 months and i attempted to jerk in the bathroom, but got interrupted by someone knocking on the door. When I got back to my seat for some reason since I didn't finish off her touch did the job.
I killed my cousin when I was 10 years old
>>748142737
im calling the cyber police
>>748142737
story?
>>748142737
with your dick anon?
>>748142737
how old is your cousin now?
>>748142489
it was too early in the morning to get aroused at the time
I am on home d
>>748142737
did it feel good tho?
>>748142442
anally, vaginally doesn't matter.
>>748139813
That's what I did. Worked out pretty great
>>748142815
I pushed him off a cliff near where we grew up. Told everyone we were playing and he slipped.
He bullied me constantly, don't regret it.
>>748142703
Wow
Thanks anon, it works
>>748143001
fuck who have you told? like do some of your friends know? do you have friends? how old are you now/how long have you dealt with it?
>>748143001
god damn you are hardcore as fuck anon, how old were you? (by the way the fbi is watching and they know your secret but can't tell your family so basically you are safe.)
>>748143001
and you shouldn't you did the right thing anon.
>>748143001
how old where you when you killed him?
i love gigantic futa girls with gigantic cocks destroying my little tight boy asshole and leaving my fucking body as a creampie pancake
futas <3
Goddam you guys are gullible.
>>748143212
>>748143176
>>748143109
>>748143074
I've fallen in love with a woman I reconnected with and I'm never going to tell her.
I'm probably gonna ghost her soon, too.
>>748143564
>IM GOING GHOST
>>748136903
Fucking sickening. How do you stand yourself?
>>748143564
make sure before you ghost her you act like you really really like her to make it hurt even more
>>748132920
Anytime my female coworkers ask for food, I usually rub my dick and balls all over it and ask them how it tastes
>>748143001
what a super true and not fake story
>>748143737
genius plan! Make sure to not tell them so they never know that you are doing such a vile thing!!! The best pranks are the ones the people don't even know about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD
>>748143608
>mfw
>>748143709
Nah I can't tell if she's into me because she's giving me mixed signals. She's super gorgeous and has options. I'm some fucking dude she met once 7 years ago.
>>748143926
did you try not being a beta cuck and asking her out
I am secretly bisexual. I have had a few gay experiences since college but only discretely. I wish I could be open about it but too afraid of the fallout.
I just want to get pounded by a big cock. Why's that so damn difficult to deal with?
I really wanna fuck a female horse
>>748144003
Who the fucks asks a woman out when they've only been talking to them for 2 weeks after forgetting each other existed for 4 years? That's some desperate lonely shit.
When my nephews (8, 10) stay at my place, sometimes I let them shower with me and my gf. their parents are conservative jesusfags who try to shelter them from reality, especially when it comes to nudity/sex. if they knew, they would definitely not be ok with it. She is the only girl they've seen nude up close irl, or possibly ever.
>>748144126
would you let them fuck her when they got older?
>>748144126
No shit its the only naked female they've seen. Not many 8 and 10 year olds see naked women.
>>748140523
He likes missionary because he's got a thing about kissing me while we're having sex. If we do other positions. He likes anal too.
>>748140583
Yep but nothing too serious.
>>748144275
does he ever take pictures of you? also does he only do vaginal?
I used to jerk off to pictures of my older sister when I was 13
>>748144532
I don't let him take pics for obvious reasons. No, as I said, he like anal too but he's quite big so I prefer not because he's not great at foreplay.
>Dad left mom when I was 10. Mom was messed up and lonely.
>Moved to new place. Had a new house and room was pretty dark at night.
>So she used to sneak in at night to check on me.
>Rub my legs and then moved up toward my tight whities.
>surprise.exe
>At first, she thought I was asleep but kind of hard to fake it
>when you shift around to give her better access.
>I would always just come on my stomach or chest and she'd rub it in.
>It stopped when I was around 13 so for the next four years, nothing
>and then at 17, she gave me blowjobs.
>Same thing. Comes into my room late at night, gets me hard, but then
>blow jobs instead of handies.
>The bjs lasted for two years until I left for college.
>When I came home for Thanksgiving, I walked into her room around 1 am
>after I got home from a party to tell her I was back.
>She was rubbing one out.
>Kind of embarrassed but he stopped for a second and waved me over.
>Ended up boning my mom for the first time.
>Didn't do it often. Only when I came to visit during college.
>That ended junior year when she finally got a bf.
>>748139408
Lets see those pix
I'm developing feelings for a female acquaintence which I'm like 80% are nowhere near reciprocation. Gonna have to just take the leap sometime in the next week but there are so many obstructions. We share a lot of mutual friends, one of whom may be ahead of me in building a courtship with her and I'm trying to not be a beta fggt without burning all my personal relations. Meanwhile my feels are on a simmer and various circumstances have kept me stagnant, autistic and proto-clingy. If I stay there I'm going to get harder feels and resent everybody in my life for some reason so I guess I've still just gotta ask her and deal with the almost certain rejection and social consequences.
>tfw that doesn't sound so bad out loud
>>748144885
you're a good son
>>748144204
highly doubt it.
>>748144270
I disagree, especially these days with the proliferation of the internet and porn and general sexualization of society
I love her
My friend killed himself three months ago, he was an oldfag from /b/
His parents and sister weren't able to understand why he didn't leave a note, but he literally threw his hard drives into a land fill. I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who knew he was a closeted Pedo.
He never hurt nobody, nor acted on his attraction towards younger girls.... he died a lonely neckbeard and I can't help thinking I could have stopped him from dying by trying to get him help... goodnight sweet prince.
>>748142153
You think you know somebody man.. don't be fooled by anyone
PS you're an idiot for letting this happen
>>748145381
shoulda told him to go to africa instead
>>748145381
there is clearly more to the story than 1 day he decided to flip a coin to decide to an hero or not.
>>748142153
Was was she like when she orgasmed? Was It really obvious?
>>748142475
same mine lives in the same city but she's a stuck up bitch and not into me.
>>748145240
why do you doubt it?
>>748144126
how much older are you and your gf than your nephews?
>>748145930
they should fuck girls their own age
My girlfriend had never fucked a guy with an uncut cock but was totally fantasizing about it so we brought one in for a threesome. Like the anon above said, it was a mistake.
>>748145748
She looked at me with a puzzled face and said “I think I’m about to cum”
he heard it started fucking her faster and about 25 seconds later she was squealing and squeezing my hand.
Definitely noticeable.
Im the guy who’s been posting Vicky for about a decade now...
Pic related
>>748142057
Im agreeing with this guy. She gave you a "lazy" b.j after horse cock made her cum twice. She wasnt tired man....
>>748146100
How did he finish? Did he cum in or on her?
>>748146155
It was during. She couldn’t focus on giving me head because she was getting fucked
>>748146266
He pulled out and busted all over her back and in her hair.
Enormous load lol
>>748146267
Did they do any anal?
>>748140061
this
>>748146378
No ofc not! No way that would fit
>>748145996
gf is 19, im 22. Just me and them have showered together a lot of times, which isnt an issue/secret, but no one else knows she joins us, nothing sexual/bad happens.
I was in Las Vegas 2 days ago. I got in the back of a cab. I found a wallet in the back. Without thinking, I took the $40 out of the wallet. The cab driver gets a call literally 10 seconds after I throw the wallet back in the far seat. "Hey I left my wallet in your cab" driver says "oh it's in the back seat, meet me where I just dropped you off" *fuck fuck fuck* girl (looks 23 y/o) immediately goes "I hate to be this girl, but someone took $40 from my wallet" The best I could come up with was "look I didn't take your money, I don't need your money, but I need to get to the airport. Take a picture of my ID, contact me if you want to, but I have nothing to do with this" Truth is, I have no fucking idea why I took the money. I really don't need it. I felt so disgusted by myself I literally threw it away at the airport. I've been thinking about it every hour since it happened. Instinct took over and I feel like a massive piece of shit.
>>748146267
Idk man. I keep my girl close to me. Its a pain in the ass when i want to hang out and she tags along. But i know nothing is going on. You made a mistake. If you cant handle it dont do it again.
>>748146415
Did she suck him?
>>748146633
I wish she would contact me. I desperately want to return the money to her.
>>748144126
Every thread this gets posted. Fake and gay.
>>748146602
no boners from the nephew?
I've been trying to make advances at my female friend lately. She's safe to say way out my league and would never be in contact if she wasn't my friend since childhood. Pretty much watched her become a beautiful girl, which was clear early on. Anyhow:
>She was with a guy, but they broke up and he kicked her out of the house
>Her parents told her she can move back in with them but instead she asked if she can live with me for a while
>I live an ok life, my house is a bit small but I could do with a female companion around the house
>Sure
>Actually love having her around after a while, just the smells alone
>Have to deal with her breakup for a while though, getting stuff and being supportive.
>Figure to take her mind off things we bingewatch some series and go sightseeing.
>Go mountainbiking, taking on photography etc.
>She has her beautiful smile back
>At this point I am falling in love with her and we're pretty much behaving like a couple
>Holding hands, not shy of a kiss or cuddle and pretty much spending all of our free time together
>We've always behaved like this though, and I don't think she thinks much of it
>We've always been quite touchy, she loves when I rub her stomach for example
>I know it gets her horny, so I tried going lower pretty much on and under the edge of her panties
>This wasn't too long after the breakup though and she told me: 'Maybe some later time ok?'
>It's been a few weeks now and she's sleeping in my bed
Should I just tell her I like her in a romantic kind of way? Or just go for it again?
>>748146109
proof it
>>748146819
nah, just go fuck her first. lock that down then go with the like/love later.
>>748146819
You need to go for it again, but get her in the right mindset. Do something romantic - dinner and a movie, and then cuddling/kissing. She wants to, but she's fighting herself falling into a rebound (which is what you're pushing her towards)
>>748146816
nah not every thread, but i have posted it several times.
>>748146818
once in a while
>>748147076
i see.. so your nephews probably fap to your gf at least once by now.. now be a good uncle and let them at least get a handy from her.
>>748146896
How??
M tennis coach insists that I don't wear knickers for lessons. Sometimes we have sex. I know it's a sleazy thing for him to do but he's a really good coach and I'm hoping to eventually go pro.
>>748147137
dk if they fap yet or not. handy definitely crosses the line, so no.
>>748144784
How has this even... How often do you have sex?
>>748147297
Does he touch your penis
>>748147323
i see.. then what is the point of you and your gf showering with them? just dividing the labor of washing your nephews?
My dad would always find a reason to spank me when I was younger
>>748145103
I see we're having a similar problem.
>>748143564
>>748147230
post pics that haven't been posted before
>>748146415
Do you jack off thinking about her orgasm face as she's getting fucked by a huge dick?
I took pics of my girls vag when she was passed out and made a fake fb and I fuck with her I sent to a couple if her guy friends and even emailed her pics she thinks it's an ex
I cheated through my entire undergrad and got a really high GPA as a result. Now I'm in a PhD program at an ivy league because of it, and still cheating my way through to the top.
>>748140185
>>748141584
From a purely clinical standpoint he's absolutely right. It really is just another fetish wired into that degenerate fucking skull of his through years of evolution. After all, just like homosexuality you see pedophilia in many animals throughout nature.
That being said, just because it's natural doesn't mean you shouldn't seek help getting that shit fixed.
>>748147428
no real point for except just showering. they shower alone more times than not, them getting to see her is just a bonus.
>>748147376
About 4 times a week.
>>748147577
suuuuure
>>748147449
Find this one
>>748147511
whoa! does she now know? how did her guy friends react? can we see the pics?
>>748147616
i see.. so just teasing the nephews.. ok.. makes sense. what's her opinion about it? she doesnt think it's weird?
>>748147676
Would you ever make a sex tape? Even one with masks on?
>>748142072
THESE are the things I like to hear.
>>748147745
do you regret it?
also post more
>>748147912
For just him to watch, maybe.
>>748142511
Great album. Stop cryin
>>748147676
Green text how this started
>>748147860
not so much teasing than just exposing them to basic female anatomy whereas they would never get to be otherwise.
>>748135555
Quads of redemption
>>748142687
no. move on is the only answer. you've just taken advice from a virgin neckbeard. so many other girl
s yet you want to stand out as the biggest loser in the city by still austistically trying to get with somebody that's in a relationship/rejected you already/hasn't shown interest. ALL you're doing is inflating her EGO. and if she keeps you around, it will ONLY BE FOR THAT.
>>748133932
Hey, is that you 18 year old brotherfucker girl?
>>748148113
Can't be bothered to do full green text. He used to be constantly jacking off and miserable because he can't talk to girls. Nobody else is gonna do it for him.
>>748148281
Yuuup.
>>748133620
Same here buddy
>>748148216
ah.. now it makes sense.
>>748142687
34 is the wizard number, Anon. Don't make false claims. 19/yo virgin here
>>748148331
i like your new story. its creative.
I am completely in love with my wife's sister! Can't stop thinking about her!
>>748148331
What are you going to do when you have to stop and he starts getting frustrated etc again? Except then I'm sure he's clever enough to know he can blackmail you into more sex, or decides to share this secret with people?
>>748145103
>one of whom may be ahead of me in building a courtship with her
there's no such thing. you're describing a beta relationship where she stakes you out, see what kind of emotional support she can be expecting, how well you behave yourself at dinner parties and how much money you make. sweep in there and take her by storm anon. be charming, be funny, be masculine. don't be a doormat
>>748148448
i want them to realize nudity/sex isnt some shameful, evil, sinful thing, contrary to what their parents say otherwise.
>>748132920
When I was somewhere around 5-7 years old, I sucked a black kids dick... One day I was just fucking around on my own and he shows up and we talk for a little bit, and he's like 'hey let's compare sizes' and I'm like 'sure'. Afterwards he was like "I'll suck yours if you suck mine" and I was like "Ok" (because I've always been down to try pretty much anything, apparently.)
Apparently I was decent enough at it, and I don't actually regret it. Considering trying again sometime, though probably with a white dude this time, just because I'm not really into blacks.
>>748147745
mega where?
>>748137810
hope you retained small enough amount of contact that she can never ask you for DNA test
Every time I've come close to, or even imagined the scenario, of going all the way with someone, I've gotten a severe anxiety panic attack. I've had gf's, I'm not retarded, but I guess I'm too slow for these hoes because they always end it or lose interest obviously so I end it before we even attempt to have sex
i fucked my friend's ex that hes still super into and recorded it. then I shared screenshots of it with him under a fake account on facebook and he blocked me lol.
>>748148048
Every time but usually after the fap...
>>748148513
Doubt it. He's quite protective. Hopefully I can eventually find someone else to fill my role.
>>748148645
gonna need more anon..
>>748148549
i see. that is good.
>>748138264
>>748148273
>>748148273
>>748148273
you massive faggot
I'm a time traveler. This point in history is not that interesting, aside from a few scientific developments. I'm mostly curious about some of the pop culture and observing the general intelligence level of people during this era.
>>748148704
im only willing to share if you know her lol
>>748148645
That is one ugly whore
>>748148792
what year are you from?
BUMP LIMIT!!!1!!
NEW BREAD!
>>748148822
>>748148822
>>748148822
>>748148822
>>748148645
Those tits.. looks like you gave her a good fucking, anon. Where did you cum?
>>748148811
she is, but she lets you bust down her throat
>>748147793
I make fun of her lol cause she's got a meaty pussy they act like they are too honorable at first but once they see they want more lol
>>748148792
Anon look into fans of "Rick and Morty" I hear they may just be the most intelligent beings on the planet.
>>748148817
Sorry, I can't say.
>>748148869
Impressive.
>>748148651
do you fap to her while posting?
also requesting more
>>748148881
nice puffy vag there.. did you give them more?
yeah, guy friends are like that. trying to be honorable but pervs underneath.. keep posting..
u make fun of her cuz she knows? does she know it was you?
>>748148488
Are they close? If so how close? The only answer is polygomy.
>>748149023
No she thinks it's an ex lol turns me on lol I've shown like half a dozen if her guy friends and even sent to her email to try and blackmail her lol
>>748149094
Close. They see each other a few times a week.
>>748148941
I am now on season 3, I have seen posts on multiple websites from rick and morty fans. They seem to be people of many interests which can sometimes be a sign of great intelligence.
>>748149133
nice.. any particular guy friend who seems too eager? has any of them told you?
>>748148645
Post moar of this hambeast!
>>748148057
What do you look like? Also how big is your brother?
>>748149391
I'm quite short/petite. He's a lot taller than me and his dick is big. I need two hands, put it that way.
>>748149210
No they don't tell her either lol not one !! A sent to a few of her fat friends from highschool lol