Post Houses you'd want to live in.
Not restricted to comfy. Interior is allowed.
seclusion is my only want in this life. but with internet access.
>>748108430
same lol, i hate people
The redneck life
>>748108420
>>748108430
Then this house is probably something for you
>>748108627
seriously man, just want something like this with a local store not too far away that sells beer and meat.
>>748108302
Is this one of those new houses that are being sold to white Europeans?
Yes please, i'll take it.
>>748108146
Looks like a guard tower. Awesome.
this thread is making me want to jump out the window of my shitty little apartment into traffic.
perhaps i'll aspire to be more.
This one comes with a water slide from the 2nd floor
>>748108146
Anything in Mountain Village with a wooded lot. Anything in Bend with acreage.
Anything other than where I am now (Scottsdale AZ)
>>748110605
>and a wall invertely related to my penis size next to it
I have mine
All i want is an indoor pool
i just want a decent sized house 2/3 bedrooms with a back garden large enough to house a hobbit hole that'd be a man cave, if i was married that is if not just use other rooms
>>748110899
is this actually in boston? some parts of boston are beautiful.
>>748111416
You're describing my life.
>>748108267
would put the pc a darker place, otherwise it's great.
>>748108240
That whole place must stink like chlorine.
>>748111047
>not candle pin
>>748108146
All I think of when I see those bushes all around the house is all the snakes and spiders and shit that would be all up in that business.
>>748110863
A fucking living room?
That could literally be any marginal house
>>748111727
That's not really a problem unless you live in Australia
>>748111788
>Post Houses you'd want to live in.
This isn't a post a mansion or log cabin thread idiot.
>>748109158
If you want to live in a place like that
you should also be thinking of making your own beer
and hunting your own meat.
>>748111541
candle pin bowling is for fags
>>748108828
gorgeous but you're going to have to turn tricks to afford the heating
>>748112122
>a local store not too far away that sells beer and meat.
so you didn't understand what i said?
pat yourself on the back buddy.
>>748108146
>7D2D the house
>>748112130
meet me behind price chopper tomorrow at noon and say it to my face.
>>748112294
>>748108715
Rednecks don't live in the tropics.
>>748112536
That's Florida newfriend
>>748110605
This one has a waterslide... inside!
>>748112536
um, i'll take Florida for $200 Alex.
>>748108240
Enjoy your mold infestation.
>>748112708
first one I like.
Ok I'm gonna dump next
>>748112411
right? you fuckin aced that retard by telling him he could not possibly live on the outskirts of a small town that has a general store. good on you man, tell your friends about the triumph you had here today.
you need a place for the wives/girlfriends to live
indoor pool or turkish bath is always nice, the girls like to bathe and feel pretty like princesses and shit
>>748110863
The grey pillow should be on top of the green one.
>>748112392
They dook our jeebssss
some badass tile work
a little hookah for chillin.
girls for entertaining my bros.
man. the good life.
>>748108420
Nice, would love to live in a house with that style too
a lab in the garage to keep busy and creative
exterior
Threads like this demonstrate the need for the 1% to be dragged into the streets and shot.
>>748112392
sorry im not interested in a blowjob
>>748113059
t. bernie sanders
and a place for you and your bros to jam.
>>748112885
This.
>>748109158
Yep, great forest life
>>748108267
Get up to take a pee at night or in middle of gaming, fall off slippery wood staircase without a railing and die, or at least get hurt significantly. No thanks.
>>748111498
>not having a saltwater pool
>>748113159
i bet the guys who owns this can barely play his instruments and makes shitty, boring music
>>748113059
found the thief
>>748113258
the ultimate cuck shed
>>748108146
something like this in a small town. just me and a fuck ton of blowmolds.
>>748113272
How often do you think the smug faggot who owns this place has dinner guests over and someone makes the joke "hey, does anyone have......the TIME?"
And they all laugh like fucking faggots.
and of course, for me the most important, lots of land for the animals to run and graze in.
total essential one.
>>748113330
don't need a woman when you can sit in the library parking lot and use their wifi with your dick out. fucking retard
>>748113059
or maybe you work harder to get the things you want in life and stop dreaming of the shit you will never be able to obtain? we can't all be world traveling jet setting assholes but if you work hard and save enough money you might just be able to have the dream vacation.
it's comical to me that little twats like you think the world should be handed to them but if it was you would still hire someone to unclog your toilette.
TLDR; fuck off!
>>748113404
I want it.
>>748113059
So everyone can live in shit houses? No one above another, al the same level of shit leaving nothing to be desired or any reason to work hard. I don't understand.
>>748113413
you're mad that people laugh at bad jokes?
>>748113448
is the fridge right next to the oven?
With high speed internet access
>>748113278
Found your house
>>748113582
People can just look in? Fuck that.
>>748113618
You probably couldn't even get cable out there.
>>748113655
And despite being in a forest you've got neighbors, aye fuck that
>>748112252
Not necessarily true. There are some really advanced windows available these days.
>>748112671
That's awesome. A slide down for the morning bath.
>>748108420
Also, your wife is called mortisia adams
>>748113735
>>748112937
this one, with this
>>748113642
wow ....first of all thats an office building
second wealth isn't finite
you are just a lazy fag who wants shit handed to them
>>748113642
what a basket case
bit of a fixer uper but,...
>>748113400
>blowmolds
what did he mean by this?
>>748113830
Why is the cat dead? I thought they ate dogs.
>>748114029
Yeah, I thought it was the door mat
>>748108302
> Zombie proof.
Window hinges on outside.
>>748112723
Why do you say this?
>>748108420
>the goth family
>>748112885
i respectfully disagree. i've tried it that way and at every angle but this one the green cushion all but disappears
>>748114135
he's implying the person that could afford to live there couldn't keep up with routine maintenance, he's a fucking dunce.
Honestly seeing all these houses I just think I'm glad I have my 1 bedroom apartment. As a recluse I like it's easy to clean and close to shops. I like minimal maintenance.
>>748112708
What the fuck baby helicopters fit on those ports?
>>748114509
Spiders everywhere in that house.
>>748112870
thats a hotel in maldives
>>748111966
So you'd wanna live in a pleb house with a boring ass living room, if
given a choice?
Or you just wanna be a cock stain on 4chan?
I'm guessing the latter
>>748113172
Age of empires 2 / 10
>>748114498
i could land a black hawk on that thing, depth perception is a good thing anon.
>>748114498
Its bigger than what it looks like
>>748112536
Rednecks definitely live in the tropics, though the preferred local term is "African"
>>748112997
that house likes like an expensive pile of cardboard and plaster. ugh
Interior crocodile alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie theatre
>>748113172
only good house in the thread
>>748111004
Word. It would be pretty boss if you could swim around different parts of the house too
>>748112708
Here's a little known fact. The H you see on helicopter pads doesn't stand for helicopter. It stands for Horgatha. The wife of the guy who invented the helicopter pad. She was described as a fowl smelling woman with a personality to match. However, she was born with a rare condition causing her to posess the indestructible vagina of a nine year old asian girl well into her elder years.
>>748110899
that looks fantastically comfy
>>748113272
>not even the biggest clocktower in brooklyn
>>748114565
have fun winning your imaginary victory anon.
>>748108420
Anon, that's french!
>>748114509
fuck that druid shit hole
>>748113428
>the horse's eyes
>>748108267
>>748113197
yeah. no rails = death / paralyzation
designers that build shit like this are retarded
>>748113272
This makes me think of The Hudsucker Proxy for some reason.
>>748114333
cozy
>>748114781
wot
>>748114009
I think wine glasses though not sure
>>748113618
Foreboding. In that it seemingly forebodes.
>>748114757
so you haven't contributed anything other than an opinion?
keep up the good work.
>>748111004
bruh didn't know this was a you cum you lose thread
>>748108302
I Love this place...
I'd hope they have a underground bunker as well
>>748113805
Hnnnnnng
>>748113059
Truth
>>748114858
IIRC that's actually a 3D render.
>>748108430
Agreed
>>748115010
>>748114781
can't argue with facts.
yurt
>>748108222
>houselet detected
get the fuck out of here you tinyhouse faggot
>tfw you wanna live in ALL of these places. but realistically can't.
why live anons?
>>748113404
Amazing
>>748115052
Ive heard this is from inside part of the cave
>>748112937
St Lucia, some really cool resorts around the Pitons
>>748114781
The vaginas of 9 year olds are not indestructible. At least I wouldn't think so.
>>748108302
my guess is this is targeted at rich elitists.. most of which already live in large mansions surrounded by surveillance and large fences.
>>748108828
holy fuck this is amazing, can you imagine fucking a girl on that fluffy floor?
>>748110605
Wow,.... That is the stupidest fucking thing I have seen yet....
I take care of pools soooo this is horrendous... Lol
But at the same time,... If I was the owner,.... Fukkin A, I Love it!!!
LMFAO
If you like the sound of ocean waves
>>748115065
No thanks Ghengis Khan(/Can't!)
yes the whole island
housing for staff
>>748111788
he's the only motherfucker in here who actually gets to live in his cosy house
>>748115250
That's why the codition is rare.
>>748113448
Then go rent a NYC studio apt.
>>748113448
where the FUCK is computer?
>>748115382
>>748113059
underage commie
>>748115523
in yo ass
>>748115523
the fag is playing console only
>>748114215
I love this. Small but beautiful. I could live here very comfortably. A few solar panels out of sight, etc. and I'd be happy.
Wonder how much it would cost to build something like this?
>>748114134
>Second floor windows
>Inside perimeter fence
Metal sliding door on the back is the real week point.
once it's get knocked of the track boy the weight of a thousand zombies, it just a glass wall.
>>748108420
What are you, a fampire?
>>748112708
My dad used to have a place not too dissimilar to this one (a little smaller), his second wife has it now.
If I thought that by murdering her I might get it in her will I would do it now.
They were married two years and the settlement broke him and beggared the family.
>>748115294
I like the sound of hurricanes
>>748113241
>stop projecting
Ignore the memery
>>748115999
Except for the glass it looks pretty solid at least.
>>748112885
Thank God
That was really bugging me (like biting straight through a Kit Kat bar instead of breaking off a piece level) and I was afraid it was just me
>>748116129
solid album despite the hate.
>>748116165
it'll make it easier to rebuild, you just have to go 10 miles inland to retrieve all your furniture.
>>748113011
Nice digits
>>748116379
>>748115954
The fact that they turned a silo into a house is cool but why is there water floating in the air matrix style?
>>748115954
my only weakness! I want to be a moomin!
>>748115079
Making one soon actually - off grid too. On wheels. Shouldn't be more than around $20k.
>>748116927
just guessing but i'm thinking it was one of those water rockets
>>748116379
Murder scene?
>>748116298
Mosquitos!!!!!!!!
>>748117034
i was just wondering the same thing
>>748112885
you're 110% correct!
>>748116420
jesus i had no idea my cushion orientation was this upsetting. i'll fuckin change it already ok?
>>748117100
Yeah, the yellow crime scene number markers...
>>748117179
Change it and take a pic
>>748112977
Who do we have to talk to to get a like button on /b/? Gookums?
>>748117043
Fish!!!!
>>748117179
Thanks /b/ro - I owe ya one
>>748108146
always wanted to live in a hobbit hole, this would do.
>>748115960
If I had a spot like that I would've stayed single
>Wouldn't want to risk losing it in a divorce and besides I'm pretty sure that place comes with free pussy
>>748114498
Hey, I identify as an attack helicopter and I could certainly fit on that thing. Bigot.
>>748108146
What is this? A house for ants?
>>748117032
K. That makes sense. Thanks.
>>748117629
your mom thought it was pretty nice.
>>748114781
Sounds legit
>>748117726
How did you fit her through the door? Also I had no idea that you were into gmilfs. I'm 36
>>748117421
what skyrim mod is this
>>748115841
Good question
Does anyone know how much a home like this would cost? It's very nice but being so small should offset the cost I'd think.
>>748116165
It is the 30-foot storm surge tsunami you worry about and not broken glass when you are right on the coast.
>>748112330
beautiful, i've seen real estate ads for Victorian homes as low as $180k outside Washington. These are far superior quality and aesthetic than those shitty Mcmansions they sell in the suburbs, yet many crave.
>>748114858
There is a railing, it's glass. Look closer.
>>748117421
Yours would be the Gaffers body sized sand hole where he gnaws on raw potatoes and tells Sam how great being Bilbo's slave laborer was.
id like a penthouse in Warsaw or Budapest, also Italy could be nice, specially in Florence.
>>748118432
hipster_cliche.jpg
>>748118432
how much it must cost to look like youre poor
>>748118208
Self-built with brand new materials, I'd say probably $45-50,000.
>>748117228
>>748117364
>>748108146
Yeah, no. That house there is a zombie magnet.
>>748118940
that doesn't look right
>>748113124
Sanders is the 1%.
>>748109464
Been there. Awesome fucking place.
>>748116744
Yeah because I want to leave ass streaks across the floor when I get into the tub.
>>748117313
Albuquerque!
>>748118955
>>748115268
I can't imagine fucking a girl
>>748118977
thats why i had the green on top of the silver. if i could find a pillow that exactly matched the couch then i think the green should be under the silver but until then green stays on top
>>748112330
Man, seeing these houses makes me miss living in chestertown MD. Boring most of the time but it was a cool semester nonetheless. Bunch of old Gothic houses well maintained like this one and some that would give me the creeps just walking by them.
>>748119072
wat
>>748118940
Yeeeaaaaah... I was wrong. Sorry.
>You're gonna have to put that back the way it was. No rush.
>>748115277
How did you get past the captcha, r/subredditsimulator?
>>748119126
That's what i'm talking about, fuck yeah.
Quiet log cabin in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.
>>748113059
Boogie woogie nigger!
>>748114938
he was referring to these I assume
>>748119126
Nice! Plenty of outdoor living space so you dont feel cooped up.
>>748117034
>>748117100
>>748117202
its Fritzl's daughter bunker.....
>>748118940
yeah, you're just gonna need to get rid of the green pillow son
>>748118595
Good eye anon
>>748119697
never. i love them. seriously i love them.
>>748110629
I miss Scottsdale
>>748109158
Lots of places like that in Hudson Valley desu
>>748108267
>>748113197
>>748114858
"but it looks nice"
>>748118873
THAT is totally do-able!
My father busted his hump paying a mortgage for 30+ years for a home that was too big, too expensive to heat and air condition, cost too much to insure, with property taxes that were ridiculous...
If live frugally for the next two years I can save enough cash to build something like in that picture and never have a morgage.
>>748111004
>All i want is an indoor pool
me too, but I think ventilation to prevent mold is a thing, but without using lots of chlorine might be a trick.
I just wonder how its done, so the maintenance is not so expensive and things don't deteriorate inside as a result, or the water is not near toxic levels of chlorine.
>>748117874
my thought exactly!!! I like you anon.
>>748114333
Imagine cracking your knees or feet on that coffee table?
>>748114509
no car. in fact, most of these don't have a place for a car seemingly.
>>748115841
I think it's deceivingly small. There's clearly a bit more going on behind it and we can't really see the full picture. I'm guessing it's also probably a lot more expensive than it lets off. If I've learned anything from home ownership thus far, it's that nothing is cheap that looks good.
>>748113059
>>748113172
>that thatch though...
>>748120519
I like the simple design and small footprint. I bet that something like this could be built relatively cheap with 2 out of 4 walls being all glass. I'm assuming that back wall has a small bathroom, maybe storage (refrigerator?) Wonder if that ladder leads to a loft with a second sleaping area
>>748108267
I really like that, I'd trade the hammock for an actual bed though
>>748113792
>be at hotel
>wake up
>try to take waterslide to get morning bath
>fall out of window
>>748113197
this
>>748121163
I don't know what this is but it's Epic
