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So got some friends around. Played 3 games of beer pong and slipped

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So got some friends around. Played 3 games of beer pong and slipped a diazipan tablet into my wife's drink. 72 decides what I do when they leave.
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why wait til they leave?
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let them join
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>>748100459
Roll on this
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>>748100387
I'm not joking. Had enough of my frigid wife. I'll do what ever the winner chooses
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>>748100114
How much diazepam?
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roll
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Cum inside her.
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reroll
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>>748100594

Fist her asshole until raw then cover her face with 5 loads. Leave her to wake up naked, covered in cum, and bleeding from the ass.
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Respect her as a women.
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>>748100114
reported to the FBI, have fun with dealing with a hostage situation
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Put her to sleep and give her a good night kiss
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>>748100114
>72 decides what I do when they leave.
Pics. Whatever you do, lots of pics.
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friends gang rape her
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>>748100673
This.
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>>748100633
Does it matter? The amount she's had she'll be passed out
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>>748100773
Off by one....
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>>748100701
Fisting no problems, 5 loads, now that might be a problem lol
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shove the toiletbrush up her ass and do her pussy hard!
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>>748100872
Uh, ohhhh....
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>>748100872
WINRAR
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>>748100872
Oh shit
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>>748100114
Live stream you murdering her
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Deliver, OP
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>>748100114
Put her to bed you fucking psycho.
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>>748100872

DELIVAR NAO
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Keep it light. A nice wholesome round of anal should do.
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>>748100872
I will do this I promise. Might have to be a feather duster. Don't know when they will leave or when the diazipan will kick in but I promise I will do it either keep this thread alive or I will start a new one when the time is right. By my estimate it will be at least 1 hour
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>>748101209
k
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>>748101209
Only because I have to wait
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>>748101209
THEN BY GEORGE, WE SHALL KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE!
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Bump
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Stayin Alive
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>>748101209
Keep the pictures coming op. Id like to see what's going on in your group. Other bitches present?
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>>748101209

so at least 1 of the friends is female.... slip some shit in her drink too
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>>748101678
Yes but I won't post out of respect lol. Just keep bumping every 15min
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>>748100114
I think the attention should be on the precarious placement of that wine/coaster combo. Like living life on the edge, I see.
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>>748100114
Tel her you slipped it into her drink when she wakes up
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>>748101781
This
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>>748101754

roll
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>>748101849
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>>748100872
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Fuck every orifice
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>>748100766
This is like the 50th post I've seen in the last hour about reporting shit to FBI. Those FEDs must be busy as FUCK chasing down all these sweet leads!

"Hey Johnson, another lead from /b/!"
"I'l take this one Smith...they're always so reliable, while few and far between!"
"Easy case closed Johnson!"
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>>748100114
This thread must live
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>>748101764
Gay
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>>748101764
But apparently no respect for your wife whom you drugged...
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For the sake of OP not being a fucking faggot, this thread shall live.

Also, what does diazepam do? I've put together that it makes her pass out and stay out, but does it kick in like sleep meds or is it like a drug that keeps her asleep when she decides to go to sleep?
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1 to 2 hours sorry guys
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srry 4 ruinin it 4u m8 butt sum diazeam on her drnk aint gun doo shit

No seriously, it's just an mid-strong anxiolytic, you should have used quetiapine or even some valium
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>>748102422
this is not even your girlfriend and you didnt put anything in her drink, you are the awkward lonely 3rd wheel and wanted to trick b/ and have them be your company to feel better, and look busy on your phone in front of them like you are special and important
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Baump
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>>748102425
Look, it's all I've got. It was either that or tramadol. She drank shit loads so we should have wins
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>>748102700
Probably 2 girlfriends hanging out and this cuck is the DD
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>>748100114
Call 911 so you don't go to prison?
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>>748102422
Your handwriting is horrendous
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>>748102700
My wedding ring says..... Fuck you
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>>748102422
Pretty hair. Hope to see her pretty butthole soon.
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>>748102422

Looks at this loser wanting a reason to stare at his phone while his friends have fun.

Fuck off OP.
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>>748102876
I know. Was born left handed. But my school made me write right handed
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>>748102962

Is the redhead your wife? I want to see her butthole.
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>>748103045
Just for you
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>>748103226
Understandable
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>>748103350
>>748103303
This lol
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>>748102962
Haha take the ring off so we can see the skin indentation. Faggot just switched he gay ring to his ring finger...
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Do you drug your wife regularly?
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>>748102425
Fucking retards in every thread. Wtf
> shouldn't have used diazepam
> should have used Valium
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>>748103421
Now fuck off.
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>>748103421
this

>>748103350
how the fuck does she expand her asshole like that? why is she able to do it if she's so "frigid"?

also
>op shitosting on his phone while his wife is drinking and having fun with his friends

op confirmed cuck
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>>748103492
Like everyone has a wide selection of pharmaceuticals in their medicine cabinet
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tits or gtfo
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>>748103421
But then he could have just added the skin indention with photoshop.
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i want you to post a pic of you and her licking her nipple at the same time
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>>748103492
sorry man, i realized i fucked up but didn't fix it

i meant alprazolam
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>>748103576
You're overthinking it
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>>748103575
what are you? Fucking Gay?
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>>748103492
Dumbfucker: diazepam IS Valium.

Mongs, one and all
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>>748103576
In two minutes, on a phone? Fuck the dude's not getting paid enough no matter where he works
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are you gay for your friend?
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>>748103715
read
>>748103656
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>>748103542
Fair enough, carry on faggot.
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MODERATORS HE HAS DRUGGED HIS WIFE AND IS GOING TO RAPE HER THIS CIS GENDER SWINE RAPIST PLEASE CALLTHE AUTHORITIES I HAVE INFROMED THE FBI
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>op confirmed cuck
This
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>>748103928
Kek
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>>748103928
And I'll rape her with this
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>>748103928
Kek
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>>748104069
Small cock Anon. You shouldnt be shiny that to anyone.
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>>748103928
Kek, so much summer in here they won't even get it
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>>748104112
It's nices than mine tbh.
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is OP kill?
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>>748103928
Nice prostate massager
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Love the anal toy Page and the how to remove acne
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Just kiss her and make a lovely evening and if you love her dont more cut the marriage fag
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Just go to bed
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>>748103350
DUDE. That is most excellent. When I said she had pretty hair I did not expect this delivery.

Tonight is going to be a GREAT night if everything works out.
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>>748102173
>>748103928

My bad...51st time in an hour. Fuck dem FED's be hoppin tonight!
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>>748104690
She's still awake! Looks like it might be a while
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>>748105070
I'm on /b/ @ 6pm on a Saturday night.

Let's just say I have time.

Especially for her lovely hair and talented butthole.
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2am here in europelandia. This is why I don't come to /b/ anymore, the good stuff happens when I'm too tired.
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Op still here. Just waiting for her to pass out
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>>748105638
I've noticed a lot of good stuff happens on /b/ around 2-3am AmeriFag time. Too late for me most days.

So maybe we're both right.
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who the fuck passes out from 1 benzo
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>>748105904
Come on pretty girl...aren't those eyelids feeling heavy yet?

Your husband has some *ehem* plans for you.
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>>748105904
so you gave her diazipan and she's been drinking?

hope she doesn't die
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Bump
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>>748106269
Well... she'll be warm for like 2 hours if he'll play it right,
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>>748106269
I don't
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>>748100114
Jokes on you OP shes a low key pill popper.

Just business as usual for her
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I hope she dies lol
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bumping for survival
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sherpa in proper
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is out already?
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>>748105638
you should go to bed earlier like a good protestant :^)
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Dont do anything dude. Put her to bed...
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>>748107119
Nigger
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Snuff film
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Bump
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>>748107119 DUDE...

He gonna do this
>>748100872
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bump
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>>748107247
I really am, but I think the red bull and jagermister are keeping her awake....
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Gotta keep that alive
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what if she passes out when the people are still there?? wat then
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>>748107630
then waiting for them to fuck off
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>>748107630
they might just think she's sleeping
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Bump
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>>748104444
Nice quads. fucking newfags everywhere haven't even checked them
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>>748107802
Haven't checked, because he's a newfag that gets baited to this old pic.
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>>748107877
Check em btw
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>>748107877
Nice dubs newfaggerino
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I like to play QWOP
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>>748108106

Why?
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Your wife has a hot ass pussy and bhole. You should cram a bunch of cereal and milk in her puss and gulp it down.
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this shit could get great!
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>>748100114
Make sure to tongue punch her fart box
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>>748108182
I think its entertaining
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>>748100114

Hey OP if we keep giving you stuff to do and we roll another 72 will you do both things ?
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>>748108271

Okay.
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>>748100114
hows she looking OP?
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if i get a 72 i want you to ''meow'' in front of your guests
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>>748108472
Should have used ur 72 to request smth
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Since she's drinking wine. might as well save that wine bottle for later...
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>>748108774

Should have been a couple posts faster, smd.
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>>748100114
>got some friends
Spend night posting in 4chan
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>>748108872
yeah! Great idea
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>>748104972
reported to the fbi
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>>748108554
rerol
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i am pretty sure this is her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jANVxfyvwfE
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Cut off a toe or two and shove them up the poop shoot.
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>>748109200
52th?
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>>748108506
Like she's had 5 fucking red bulls!
In the meantime I've done a little wee in the brunettes wine glass lol>>748108472
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>>748100750
this
whatever it means
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>>748109345
Don't know how I added >>748108472
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>>748103669
Actually the other fag was over doing it
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Been here since 1hr and getting tired of it. OP is a fag who didn't deliver
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The thread must live!
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>>748109726
I will deliver
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>>748109842
In the meantime... pics of her feet.
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>>748109842
Can't fucking wait dude!!!!
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>>748109293
52th. Jesus christ New fag, lib fag, moral fags...give the FBI some breathing room. You KNOW they take your fake shit posting to their site seriously!
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>>748109842
I'm back for her pretty hair and butthole Sir Anon...had to take a break for a moment and drink.
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>>748100114
Nice friends
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>>748100114
So they tried to rape your wife? Cuck
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>>748109869
Fuck off foot fag!
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>>748100114
You fucking dirtbag.
If i get dubs you should eat the entire pack so she doesnt have to put up with you.
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>>748110200
Oh shiiii...

Fuck off with that OP. You do her good once she's out. We need to see more of you violating that sweet asshole of hers.
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>>748110200
Nailed it
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>>748110200
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>>748110200
OP shall deliver
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>>748110200
Nice dubs moral fag...you called it good.

But no, those weren't the rules. OP feed HER more.
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oi. page 6 is too far back for comfort lads!
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bump
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>>748110006
Fuck! Why won't she pass out.
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>>748110439
The guys so fucking beta his wife wont touch him without being drugged up to the eyeballs, drugging women is pathetic and dirty i hope O.P gets drugged and raped in a alley like he deserves
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Anybody down for a game of rawl here?
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Bump
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>>748110827
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bumping my dick
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cum on her face
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>>748110751
Holy helleroni, Anon. Diamonds.

This hot pussy and asshole are going to be worth the wait. If she ever loses consciousness. The hell kind of tolerance she got??
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Losing patience and sleep here OP
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>>748110827
Oh...so according to you rape is sometimes okay? Sweet. I say this is one of those times. Hit it OP!
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>>748110751
Got another pic OP? This thread cannot die!
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>>748109286
FORGET ABOUT THE TOE

>>748111352
>implying she didn't consent beforehand, off camera
burden of proofs is on you m8
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OP. what country do you live in or what time is it?
And also why dont you just whack your grill across the head with a baseball bat already. That'll put her to sleep! :)
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this thread was created over two and a half hours ago. you people are really that desperate. nice work OP
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>>748111263
Fuck knows how she's still going. Might have to put another tab in her drink
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>>748111679
Well, I was more pointing out that the moral fag was saying OP shoudln't "rape" his wife, while simultaneously wishing rape upon OP. Seems...hypocritical.
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>>748111850
Agreed. She's a champ. Time to take redbull out of the Jag.
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>>748111792
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>>748100806
>does it matter?
>Lol I accidentally killed my wife because I don't know how pills work
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>>748111792
So THAT'S what my vasectomy looked like. Fukkin sweet.
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TopKek
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Update bruv
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>>748111906
ohhhh
kek!

>>748112157
I salute you, anon
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>>748112360
bump
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>>748112066
here have one more because bubs
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>>748112003
Gonna try and put another tab in her next drink
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>>748110751
Pretty hair and butthole Anon back for more. She's STILL not out?

I'm going to call her album Party Wife, because she's knows what she's doing. And doesn't realize she's holding up the show. Of her getting wrek'd.
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>>748112491
Why dont you offer to make her a drink. pop that shit in there. go take a piss and come back
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>>748112482
Why he growing an ugly red cumming dick? Why do?
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>>748112491
Good idea, OP. It's about that time.
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>>748112653
This is how dildo casts are made.
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bump
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fake and fucking gay
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>>748102425
Valium is the brand name for diazepam you stoopid fuck
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>>748112823
Makes sense now. Thanks educated Anon!
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>>748112597
>>748112491
So I've made her a snakebite. We'll see how it goes
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> be me prolly 16 ish
> take 9 diazipam and 2 in some soda
> feel fine
> bedtime go sleep
> next day no memory of the previous day whatsoever

Even after 4 she'll be fine but sleep well she might wake up but forget everything the day after
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Bumperino
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bamp
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>>748112491
why dont you play strip poker with them?
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>>748113464
Even better?
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poop in her shoes/slippers
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>>748113736
even more obviously drugged?
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>>748113736
Niggerfaggot
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kupow! bump this shit
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>>748113836
Fuck, hunni I must have gotten shit faced last night...I don't remember a thing! hehehe
vs.
I don't remember anything from last night, but my poopar and pussy are sore. You obviously drugged me and shared me on /b/ you sonofabitch!!
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>>748103928

>Buzzfeed
>Trilby vs Fedora
>Acne removal surgery
>prostate massager

Damn, you're really the stereotypical 4chan loser.

Still a good thing you reported it to the fbi
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It's 3 fucking AM. Why does the good shit always happen so late
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>>748114265
>Still a good thing you reported it to the fbi
...
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>>748112491
Any update OP? Any more pics of her to tide us over?
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>>748114433
114433
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>>748114830
Oh, that's sad. I hoped the mentally confused moron that would have such tabs open would actually decide to do a moral thing
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>>748114433
Checked
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>>748114656
She's on her way
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>>748115044
Hoodoo boy
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>>748115044
New thread when the thing happens at the place with the person.

Post count here getting high.
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>>748115044
"friends" still over?
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>>748115044
>>748100114
You really think one tablet will knock her out? She probably wont even finish the whole thing first of all, and even if she did one tablet will just make her sleepy. She will wake up when you do shit to her. Fucking retarded shit.
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>>748115044
God dammit try a blood choke to knock her out. Only 7.5 seconds
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>>748115160
link to that shit neegros
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Kill her and burn house
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>>748115044
That's because its gone 2am for fuck sake.
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>>748115044
And now we're talking!

>>748115160
Good point, though. I'm afraid we'd lose you OP, but 'I' also hate to run out of room.
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New thread for OP
>>748115516
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Make new backup thread
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>>748115044
kek op doing the roast hand


>boi
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>>748115044
bump
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OP check in at the new thread.
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>>748115660
>bump

No bump!

New Thread!!!
>>748115516
>>748115516
>>748115516
>>748115516
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She's so close, but she is refusing to drink the second laced drink
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>>748115920
Get to the new thread op
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>>748115920
>>748115516
go now
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>>748115920
go to the new thread already
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>>748115920
Go check in OP!
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>>748109842

Deliever me the amount you slipped her so I know whether to stay.

3 ambiens knocks em out but they still make noises when you're railing her. It's great.
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>>748100114
Bumping for new fags
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>>748117691
THERE'S A NEW THREAD FAGGOT
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