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Waifu thread
Post your waifu!
Here
>>748091403
husbando*
It's so obvious
>>748091699
nothing wrong with that
>>748092233
welcome back
>>748091330
>>748092538
Thank you, anon
>>748093017
Who the fuck is this newfag
>>748093045
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>748093045
How much wider did your butthole get
Hi.
>>748090177
Is it ok to have more than one waifu?
>>748093098
oh
>>748093371
After the massive shit I took when I got home, I'd say it got pretty wider
>>748093412
Hello
>>748093473
Not awake yet. Shh.
My Nui
Man nothing here but trash.
>>748094008
Where did you even come from?
>>748093611
stay sleepy
>>748093473
Ah yes, the ususal holding it in
What did you do this week though
>>748093412
Hello
>>748093706
Hey Nui
>>748094367
Company-wide attacks and defenses. Although my platoon didn't get to take part in the defensive part of the exercise: We were picked top play the enemy
And we completely destroyed the rest of the company lmao
Used our LAVs as distraction while we flanked their positions on foot
>>748093473
How are you doing?
>>748094367
What you doing?
>>748094524
That sounds pretty fun, playing enemy especially
All I got in that direction is role-playing hisbollah-members to do protests and even a kidnap-situation against an UNIFIL-convoi
>>748093611
>not awake yet
>at 1:30 pm
>>748095287
Pretty well, had plenty of sleep
What about you?
>>748095307
The only bad part about it was the actual approach top the enemy positions, being mechanized made us pretty lazy. We stayed cramped for 2-3 hours and suddenly our recon took us to the enemy while running.
>>748095385
Who are you
>>748095754
Some newfaf that has been here all week.
Miss me?
>>748095995
God I wish that were me
That's none of your concern :^)
>>748090177
>>748096083
>betrays Noire
>gets cucked by Stocking
lol
Heyo!
i claim this goddess
>>748096441
literally best anime girl
>>748095385
Hush you.
>>748096236
I'm not a smart person
>>748096286
Hi
>>748096083
I might have lied, I skipped a few days this week. From the one comment I read further up the thread it sounds like your exercise went well.
I thought about you once or twice.
>>748096286
Hi Rize
>>748096655
I actually just woke up a bit ago. :^)
>>748095754
I'm fine for now.
>>748096776
How's it gooooooing?
>>748096920
Heeeeeya! Had a good day so far?
>>748097094
I haven't been awake for much of it yet but it's been fine so far. How about yourself?
Lisbeth boiii
>>748097570
Forgot picture
>>748096920
it went well except for the first day. Our driver crashed into a ditch while going pretty fast, I ended up between the turret and the wall
I didn't think of you or /waifu/ in general
>>748097021
For now?
>>748097094
It's going pretty well, spent some quality time with my family, and will drink with my father soon
What about you?
>>748097549
Good, good! I might be drinking soon, so yaaaaaaay!
>>748097688
I'm good! Haven't been up long, but I might start drinking soon so I'm happy!
>>748097688
Things can always turn bad.
>>748097688
Sounds, uh, painful. No seatbelt? I didn't imagine you would have to be honest. :3
>>748097855
Oh? What's your poison of choice?
Claiming best waifu.
>>748097855
Weekend alcohol poisoning is pretty neat
Any other plans in mind?
>>748098237
I don't believe they turn bad fast, for me it's usually progressive.
Unless something happen, like a death or some other shit
>>748098281
I was also sleeping, woke up pretty roughly.
In theory, there are some seatbelts, but wearing them is such a hassle nobody bothers to do so.
At leas you thought of me while I was suffering and sleep deprived :^)
Spark plug wires are in, all that's left is to put the intake back on and fire her up.
>>748098281
Rum! But I also drink scotch and cider!
>>748098621
Not really! Maybe play some Gran Turismo? Maybe drunken Gran Turismo? Who knows?
>>748098693
Took you long enough!
>>748098621
Yeah you are right, I meant it more in the way that you feel at the moment. That can change pretty quick for me.
>>748096920
Then hush you hypocrite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=136&v=4aGDCE6Nrz0
>>748098693
Don't crash her again
>>748098847
Don't drink and drive
Ever drank Lagavulin?
>>748099231
I see.. It stays fairly consistent for me, usually just neutral
And now time for the drinking! I'll be on my phone, maybe!
>>748100212
I have not! Ever tried Laphroaig?
>>748098847
Shush you.
>>748100212
Different car. This is the Supra I'm working on.
>>748100346
Have fun
I did not yet, I know what bottle I'll buy next time I visit my liquor store
>>748100367
With you as the driver, you'll probably crash her anyway
>>748100367
Nope! I will not be silenced!
>>748100629
Do it! It's good scotch!
And from what I've heard, with him as the driver it's a miracle it runs!
>>748098621
Pfft, that's one way to wake up. What the heck? Are they five point harnesses or something? Even those are ezpz if you've done them a few times. I slept extra this week just for you. :^) And
>>748100212
Catgirls are best girls.
>>748098847
Rum is okay, I'm more of a vodka person myself. Planning on drinking lots? Are you a lightweight like I am?
>>748099345
It was funny to me though! Have you woken up yet?
>>748101175
I don't have a Rize one of those so I can't react!
>>748101373
I will drink lots while being a lightweight!
>>748100843
I'll do it on next payday.
Yeah, he's pretty reckless when driving
>>748101175
We love you even with your bad driving :^)
>>748101373
It's just so cramped when there's 5-6 other people in the passenger seats that it isn't worth putting it on. Besides we need to get in and out of the vehicle quickly, it would just slow us down
How thoughtful of you :^) And they really are the bests
>>748101373
So rude. So what's up?
>>748100212
I'm glad for you then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ3LvVHYMM8
>>748101748
Pretty reckless is an understatement!
>>748102972
more cutes plz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOkeyqntuPw
>>748102972
How about dangerous?
>>748103244
wtf im disgusted by girls now
>>748103318
You should be, thots are repulsive. Also is it just me or there's this weird face camouflaged into my pic.
Looks like it's finna bus a nut.
>>748103405
They really are uwu
It looks like the weary emoji tbh
>>748103483
Did you download emoji movie yet?
>>748103541
Why would I?
>>748103690
Why not dude it's gonna be the movie of the decade.
hello hello, I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>748103884
hello!
>>748103786
this is a bad meme
>>748103979
Memes are ruining the human race.
>>748104192
memes keep us safe from the alans
>>748104313
I bet the alans would be nice people though.
http://warship-girls.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Warship_Girls
The designs on some of these are actually pretty interesting.
>>748104705
I bet they just want to use our planet as a zoo
Too bad Z3 isn't there
do not steal
>>748104978
I bet they want to use our bodies as pods for their babies to grow. Or at least I hope so.
>>748105362
ew disgusting
The pic I mean, what you wrote is pretty eh
Not a fan of pregnancy
>>748103803
Hi there love anon!
I haven't been here for a while, haven't seen you because of that.
Hope you're good and happy as always.
Also I'm letting you know I'm still alive out there, so you don't have to with worry.
Hope I'll see you again sometime
You know what would be odd? If one person would just respond to themselves under 2 or more avatars and just maintain a faux friendship with himself...
>>748106370
Imagine someone pretending they're looking for themselves lol
>>748106571
I mean, it wouldn't be hard to fake. For all anyone else knows, besides you and I, we could just be the same person responding to our own first question.
>>748106841
Possible, but tedious if they were to. It shows when there's a new IP posting, so they'd have to either do it late enough in the thread that it would be difficult to account for, or use two different IPs.
>>748098433
Just Monika.
Bye.
>>748107044
It would be interesting to try, I might try it out one day and see if anyone catches on. Or maybe I can impersonate some other claimers and see if I can impersonate the way they speak and act well enough.
>>748108187
impersonate me my dude
>>748108592
Can't for you, you have a tripcode, also you are actively in the thread right now, I'd have to try to impersonate you another time.
Sorry for the disappointment
Claimed
>>748108592
Claimed
lol
Claiming
>>748108908
understandable have a good day
>>748109033
>>748109126
o
>>748109375
I mean, I'll just save all the photos you mostly use for a few days then try, if you ever see something like that, you'll know where it came from
>>748109494
oh hello Tsuzu, how're things?
:^)
>>748109585
I'll probably just lurk when that happens
>>748109689
see where it goes? you can rate my impersonation
>>748109766
I was thinking of using you as a mean to see how others might see me. Not trough your interaction with the thread, but with how you act as me
>>748109962
oh that would actually be pretty interesting, I'll do it a day sometime this upcoming week. You're pretty active so you should see it.
>>748110140
Thank you my dude. Next week is a good week for me, won't have to leave for another exercise
>>748110382
time to enter lurk mode until then, ciao
Threads dead
>>748110950
Just like me on the inside.
>>748111123
nice funny and original joke, my dude
>>748111345
Isn't joke.
>>748111123
Just wait until debts are involved
How many of you fags out there are still lurking?
>>748111461
nice funny and original comment, my dude
may i follow that up by complementing your "I'm not joking" response hahaha comedy gold
>>748111623
I'm lurking, just not using pics, too lazy
>>748111533
Sometimes I make calculations and I come to the realization that even though I'm decent at saving money I wouldn't be able to pay for a living as good as the one I want to have.
>>748111670
You can follow it up by pulling the trigger.
>>748111899
but you wont, it's pretty obvious you wont
>>748112085
Quitting is for losers.
>>748111899
After my credit card is paid off, I will be able to live the way I want to
>>748112229
agreed, it's stupid, anyone who does it is likely has legitimate mental issues and is such a recluse that they didn't get any help for it
>>748112467
And when will that be. Gayass.
>>748111716
1 lurker and 3 active posters not including myself. When did everyone else die?
>>748105728
I don't know who this was, but thank you so much for letting me know this ;~; if you want me to give you my Discord, please let me know!
>>748112577
Likely doing something more productive out of their lives than posting on a south korean cave painting forum.
>>748112565
For some reasons, parents are giving me 2k next month, so I probably can pay my card off in a few months. Also, I have a raise coming up soon
>>748112577
it's a shame... super boring afternoon
how'd tanks go the other day?
>>748112831
What could be more important than posting pictures of your imaginary wife?
>>748112969
Different Tomo m8
>>748113081
For those who don't have one, finding theirs. Otherwise, doing things that give you money and thus allowing you to survive and spend the rest of it on waifu merch.
>>748112907
2000 canadian dollars = 135k cents uwu
>>748113188
my bad dad
so what does this tomo do?
>>748113081
>so what does this tomo do?
besides saying "here"*
mb
>>748113331
That's a lot of BJs uwu
>>748093706
I never understood why you had an eye patch yui-sama
>>748113331
Enlightening. I still need to buy merch.
>>748113345
>>748113380
I build gunpla and sketch pics. That's something.
>>748113796
oooh you sketch?
show plz
happy Shion
>>748113869
Aight. I do more than Tomo too
>>748114813
looks amazing, if you dont mind, I'd appreciate seeing more of your sketches
at the very least it will keep bread from being stale
Neopolitan is the best
claimed
>>748114959
Thanks. I like to make my sketches look as 80s as possible. Eh here's a simple head sketch. Thread could use some life rn but its not the first time Ive shown stuff here.
>>748113965
Good taste.
Hello
bump
>>748115440
impressive, you're getting pretty spot on with the 80's look.
keep up the good work
>>748090177
>>748117953
go back to /draw/
you broke sachi's heart
>>748117373
gei
>>748117546
Thank thank. Made this for a soda loving oldfag.
Eh so who do you claim?
G.Tomo
>>748117953
stay here
sachi is a faggot
>>748118582
kek crystal pepsi's comeback must have made them nut
>>748117953
become richfag already
>>748118582
>>748118876
Dunno if my memory is shyte but crystal pepsi tastes like sprite to me
The drinking failed!
I have some drinking and reading to do though!
>>748119805
get more alcohol you fool
>>748119715
>>748120078
Nonono, the mood was killed. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut I've also realised something dumb I was doing before it was too late!
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
Escape rooms are fun
>>748119805
Drinking failed, we'll get it next time
>>748119924
Go to sleep uwu
all these shit tier waifus
>>748120188
What did you do, sperg out?
>>748119805
>drinking failed!
Is that even possible? More booze!
https://youtu.be/s_a1hPwXiWw
>>748120300
>says generic foxgirl
>>748120523
>fox
end yourself
>>748120485
redhead is still hot uwu
Bacon tits best waifu
>>748120597
>says generic catgirl
Why did Foulaw remove me :(
>>748120078
Homo af
>>748120759
Hungry for bacon now
"he won't notice"
Is that what he said? :(
His reasoning was pretty fucking stupid, I don't think he said anything reasonable I'd have to check
>>748120626
They're the same person uwu
:(
>>748121223
literally a week old
she may be cute, but that's advanced seasonalsm
wtf is that picture
>>748121146
Should we know the context of this, fag?
I like sabra
>>748122003
are you awake now
>>748122216
More or less. What's up, homo?
>>748122334
A certain rubber phallus
What about you?
>>748122216
What's this from?
>>748122690
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2715204
Why did I get a discord notification from you Klonata
>>748121217
n-nani
