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Everyone in this thread must act kindly and like a gentleman, until someone gets trips, then this thread must go crazy.
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>>746385996
How about no
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>>746385996
A fine idea good Sir, but can our fellow /b/tards pull it out ?
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Ha ha. Indeed OP, the evening was quite delightful. If I might say so myself.
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Ah yes lad, seems like a fair idea. What did you enjoy for breakfast this morning?
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>>746387295
I enjoyed some lovely eggs and bacon
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Sir, do you not realize that this meme is, in fact, deceased?
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I say it sounds lovely, I am currently waiting for my wife to return so we may perform sexual intercourse. Of course it will be light off, missionary and thinking about Britain.
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>>746385996
I do say, that was a mighty close call to a total calamity my dear chap!
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>>746387412
I do agree
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>>746385996
innnnndeeeeeed
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>>746385996
aha! jolly good idea
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I, for one, am quite tired of our charades. I am attempting to procure these so-called "trips" and bring about an anarchal state of being.
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>>746385996
I might fancy a nice brunch for tomorrow, what say you anons?
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>>746387486
I shall make revolutions upon the ground to propel myself.
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>>746387386
Sounds great chap. Is the Madam attractive ? What about her rose ? Is it a field or a jungle ?
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>>746387489
I might do so too
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>>746387516
Oh lad, the lady keeps hers quite like a field.
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>>746387522
haha. Indeed my fine fellow gentleman. However, if these trips take more than the required amount of attempts, I might go mad.
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Has anyone here seen any good films recently?
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I do feel as if an unfortunate event shall occur upon the issuing of this notice.
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>>746387678
I haven't been to the cinema as of late, but I'm interested as well
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The captcha identifies as homosexual, good chaps.
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>>746387645
What a lucky fellow you are ! I wish you have fun with the Lady
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>>746385996
Fags
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fuuuuuuck cunt
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>>746387796
Homosexuals.
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>>746387788
I do hope that he has a wonderful time with the missusas well
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>>746387811
I say! Get in order, fellow!
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>>746387796
>>746387811
>>746387814

I believe you chaps have gotten lost on the way to >>>/reddit/
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>>746386904
How about your face like a gentleman?
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>>746387796
Ah, yes I do believe a faggot is in order. I've been feeling jittery as of late.
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Here lads, have these trips
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>>746387892
Ah, alas my fine friend. You were a bit short.
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I do declare that the trips are just hearsay and tall tales.
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Nay dear sir they are as real as you and me.
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>>746387355
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So how about that weather?
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I do fancy 111 might be the trip for our freedom, brethren.
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>>746388020

Not so fine sir i myself get Satan trips way more than mere randomness would expect
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Fair thee well, gents. I haven't slept in a fortnight and the voices in my head are screaming to get out,
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Good morning to you sirs. It's a fine morning to venture out and be gay.
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Fair thee well my fine feathered friends.
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oh lord my penis has a very foul stench
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>>746388209
Gay and grand, huh old chap. Ha ha, I believe the trips shall arrive any moment now.
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I'm a silly sissy slut I like to get fucked in the butt.
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>>746388232

And thy hand smelliest similar ?
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Surely the same three numbers will occur any moment now my friends
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>>746388270
Oops posted in wrong topix. LOL :)
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I do say is it getting cold in here?
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Trips
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how bout a bit the ole gay sex eh lads?
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>>746388232
Then stop putting it in your bum.
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>like a sir
>mfw I'm the creator of this image
>mfw the original name was "indeed"
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I daresay that three alike digits will come about any time now.
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>>746388365
You mean fine homosexual intercourse my dear sir?
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get
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>>746388365
If you are referring to the pre-20th century meaning then yes my bright fellow. ole gay sex
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I do foresee this discussion will end soon due to lack of interest and patience, unless we all act together for greater cause
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>>746388374
INNNNNNDEEEEEEEED
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>>746388374
i created lolcats
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM nothing like an evening tea with biscuts, while i converse with my fellow sirs
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By gawd it is hot as the fires of Hades.

--Harshit
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>>746388489
No, you created lolbats.
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>>746388489
i find this rather shallow and pedantic
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I say, three identical numbers are about as likely as the United States helping out our friends in Puerto Rico.
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The devil is coming I tell you. Yer all DOOOOOOMMMMED!!! DOOOMED!
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>>746388556
Off by one old sir. Gasp* Ah, maybe in the next round?
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>>746388587
*ba dum tiss*
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Hail SATAN
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m
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>>746388620
- farts
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>>746388587
haha, very fine joke indeed.
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>>746388653
I believe I shalt roll TRIPS!
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>>746388653
Into your own face.
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ok sir
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>>746388653
MY WORD! such vulgar actions are not welcome here, im afraid i have to challenge you to a duel
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>>746388677
Those are dubs good sir.
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>>746388677

so close but no dough nut
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I do say my good man, shall I receive the blunderous thing these fine gentlemen call, "trips"?
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Behold the power of CHAOS.
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>>746388714
Ah, yes. Maybe one more go around, eh.
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One would anticipate participation in the indeed ongoing of the rolling of Dubs.
Check them, young sirs.
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>>746388716
I shant, pity.
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My word we are living in quite a world fellas.
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By golly gentlemen, may I set you free?
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Just posting a "nazi" frog
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>>746388737
INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
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hopefully my dear chaps, we hit those trips soon
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i belive trips are due
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>>746388768
I shant, pity.
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>>746388778
FUCK so close
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>>746388778
My dood...
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Is it indeed gentlemen?
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>>746388800
Indeed
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oh dear, these trips aren't coming
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>>746388703
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>>746388732

Why yes fine fellow if at first you dont succeed try try again and then give up cos theres no point in being a prat about it
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Could we get quints gemtlemen?
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I am butt a humble servant of our Lord.
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>>746385996
Fuck you cunt im australian and its part of our culture to be mean and hate filled for no reason but help an old lady with her shopping or save a car from a sinking baby
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>>746388800
D-does that count
88800
i mean it is trips
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Let us be free gentlemen
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once these trips come, unleash hell my good sirs
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>>746388827
such shameful tactics!
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>>746388849
And he has awakened.
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FRRREEEEDOMMMMMMM
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My word, there has still yet to be a set of trips in this discussion? What a pity. Ah well, I wish the best to whoever gets lucky!
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Oh, bother.
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trippppsss
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>>746388882
Not quiet yet sir!
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>>746388882
I do say fine fellow that you could have been a contender. Jolly good show all the same.
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>>746388816
It is splendidly indeed anon my old chap. Would you care for some tea amidst the kek? I shall have the imprivelleged brown male stored in the outhouse to fetch us fresh bread and warm ale
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these "Trips" sound marvelous, i shall procure them at once
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Vo for the lids
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I feel kinda funny...
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>>746388855

ford or holden ?
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Well i do say this has been a jolly old time but it must come to an end
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>>746388868
I do believe our testicles must remain blue for quite some time to come, old chap.
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>>746388958
....dizzy....
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>>746388778
How are you good sir knight.
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Gentlemen, how much longer?
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>>746388927
Oh yes indeed my fellow gentlemen, shall I bring the trips?
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good god
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please i beg 4 d trips
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NOW
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I am expecting a son. I will name him Jeremy.
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g
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>>746388979
I'm just grand o properly protecting the fine folk of this fine establishment
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>>746389007
Not quite.
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>>746388864
nay
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>>746388980
a fortnight at this pace, i do hope we achieve them soon, im almost out of tea
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What's all this then?
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Here to deliver your trips sirs
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>>746388872
No, this is a shameful tactic
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I shattered my glass. Oh bother.
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Oh by jove.
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>>746389044
:(
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>>746388940
Oh I do believe that I started a thread several fine hours ago. It was a splendid tale of a thread where mine first poster
Achieved great heights with his quints. Twas a beauty
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>>746388985
Kek close but no toenails
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>>746389039
*vulgarity intensifies, pass out
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Hello dear sirs, would you be interested in some clownery?
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NIGGER GIVE ME TRIPS
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Gentlemen, my jimmies are now officially rustled.
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>>746389093
Not here sir. We are patient gentleman. We don't need no pre-buffoonery.
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>>746389123
Mine jimmies be rustled aswell
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We will have non of thos trip folk in this proper and well mannered community
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>>746389023
I'm just a small ugly peasant with no food.
How does one become a great knight like you good sir knight?
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>>746388961
Supra
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Rolle for the kek
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>>746389141
Gentlemen always use proper grammar, young lad.
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Oh I do believe trips is in order.
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trips get NOW, please sir
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Fuck
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>>746389103
Oh my heavens! It seems Uncle Tom got loose again!
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>>746389177
I have procured about 3 dubs so far in this particular thread. The constable shant be pleased.
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i just bought these trips at an exquisite auction, are they genuine?
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>>746389178
We mustn't beg for trips. We must patiently wait for the grand trips, my fine fellow!
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Lord of Hell, grant me your powers of CHAOS
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ree
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Cunt
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>>746389177
Very fine dubs good o'l lad.
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>>746389161

Here in old blighty a chap such as you would be ribbed for having a wannabe scooby (Subaru)
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>>746389247
>>746389247
>>746389247
>>746389247
INDEEEEEED
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Niggersågen
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>>746389247
Why thank you my good man!
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Check out these sequential digits my fellow scumbums
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>>746389198
Mind your manners and language sir.
Or I shall have to challenge you to a bout of fisticuffs
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looking to be edgy, anyone know how to?
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>>746389152
You are no such thing my brother, we're all bright like the morning sun. Now come with me friend we will protect this beautiful and sacred place together.
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>>746389233
Yeeee.. oh wait
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This thread is cursed, I say. Cursed.
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Röv
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>>746389177
Forgive me sir but i'm a bit daft
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Well I do say what is all this?
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i haven't even achieved a single dub,
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Knulla
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>>746389284
That is blasphemy sir. Another retort such as that and I'll inquire of you a duel!
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Shall we all chant the gentlmanly chant of three sequentially same numbers?

>INDEED
>INDEED
>INDEED
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Oh by heavens.
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>>746389284
Dear Ralph you not know that of which you speak.
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I do say brothers, we may not have trips but at least we aren't the negro folk
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>>746389334
my word! how close
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>>746389226
I'm afraid not fellow
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If trips then kill trump
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Jesus
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Guten tag
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>>746389258
My dear friend, the 2jz is one of the greatest 6 cilinders ever created with stock internals capable of handling 500+ hp. If the kind folk of blinky bill or wherever the fuck you lay your pony tail down to rest at night cant respect that then they are likely undereducated street slime
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>>746389356
that cost me 1000 pounds
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>INDEED
>INDEED
>INDEED
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>>746389334
I say sir! I shall have to inform the local authorities upon your behaviour
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>>746389334
Oh, dear me. That was frighteningly close my old chap.
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>>746389355
Fear not my trusty fellow. We shalt be marvelous, come next round!
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Kunt
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So it comes the time for me to shine. Time to rise VICTORIOUS!
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Ccunt
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>>746389387
Perhaps you should take it up with the scoundrel post haste!
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>>746389394
HA, a lord of my stature needs not worry about such trivial matters
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Cunt2300
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I do say, this thread has a vast plethora of dubs, but trips are nowhere to be seen?
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What's going on in here, I wonder?
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Rise me leige.
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Victory
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>>746389444
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>746389394
Inform them you may. But you shall not escape the taste of my blade!
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>>746389444
NOW YOU FUCKING DONE IT
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There! I did you cunts
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fuck niggers
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>>746389446
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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>>746389444
WE'RE FUCKING FREE NIGGERS!!!!!
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>>746389444
LE TRIPS HAVE ARRIVED. CRAZY MODE ACTIVATED. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>746389444
Praise kek for he have bestoweth upon thy TRIPS
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>>746389444
>>746389444
You fucker!!
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>>746389444
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIGAGGA IS DAT SUM TRIIIIPS I DUN SEEE UNLESS IM TOOOO BALZEEED I CAN DUN SEE THUSE TRIIIIIPPPP MIIIIIII NIGGGGGGGGA
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>>746389444
OH BLOODY FOOKIN ELL!
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>>746389444
You slimy corperate dickhead!!! Insert a butter knife into ypu penis you fucking mut
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>>746389444
You fucken low life's how dear you make me play along with this filth.
NIGGER
NIGGER
YOU ARE ALL NIGGERS
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Fuck my tainted pussy, DADDY! <3 <3 B===D ---

I need a big strong daddy to fuck my POOPER good and proper!
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>>746389308
This
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
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I hated all of you fucks. Eat shit and die!
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Someone please screencap this entire thread
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>>746389444
NIGGGEEEER FUUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIINGGG TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPSSS
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RACE WAR NOW REEEEEEEEEEEE
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Just in time to reach the goddamned post limit. Of fucking course.
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Aaaaaaaaahhh I'm pickle Rick
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>>746389377

Indeed good sir those who driveth the scooby are indeed chavvy type fellows who seem fucking obsessed with something called ralliart personally i drive a 1998 jeep wrangler tj 4.0 flat six and goeth anywhere
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LICK LICK LICK MUH BALLS! lol lulz Rick&Morty.jpeg

Little Larry killed JFK
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>>746389360
If dubs you steal Trump's butthole
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PUT ME IN THE MOTHERFUCKING SCREENCAP
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>>746389477
Fuck the authority old chap!! We are hence free to make slave jokes! Your troubles fork me further nein!! Now shnellspeed anon
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I'M GUNNA FUCKIN FUCK A BITCH NOWWWW
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>>746389444
YOU ALL ARE FAGGOTS JUST KILL YOURSELF
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>>746389577
That time is over FAGGOT!
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>>746389603
You wish jelly fish
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>>746389600
FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU CLASSY CUNT
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>>746389444
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>>746389444
>NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ALEX IS A STUPID NIIIIGGGGEERRRR
NNNNNIIIIIGGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
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Hey Friends,
My name is John of Bridgewater, and I simply adore every single one of you. All of you are well nourished, intellectual powerhouses who spend every second of their day looking for ways to improve their own situation and that of their their family's and their neighbor's. You give hope to the world. Honestly, I don't know how you have the time to raise a family. I mean, I guess it's rewarding to tackle so many fine deeds because of your own charity, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even better than reading about the charitable activities of the Presidental First Family.

Don’t be humble. Just tell me how much you do for your community. I’m pretty much you. I was organizer of the soup kitchen and secretary of town hall. What activities do you partake, other than “charades with my awesomely loving family”? I also donate my time to the community, and have a loving family of my own (They just made me breakfast in bed; BREAD was SO fluff). You are all compadres who should just love yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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>>746389548
That's actually a shit idea. Not even joking here. It was only really entertaining waiting for the fucking thing to happen. Lurk more shitbag.
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>>746389537
Can I have that fucking photo!!!? Where did you HA HAHA HA get that?! HA HAH AH CAN I SHARE THIS>>>!>!> ? ?

?
!!!!!

GOD DAMN, SON. YER BOY PUSSI LOOKIN GOoD TONIGHT (1/999)
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>>746389577
Salutations to you and your vehicle choice. But since the get got goteth, i must abide by the rules and call you a cunt nugget.
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SEXY BLACK WOMEN IN YOUR AREA
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>>746389655
Damn normie
>newfag.
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Go nuts
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>>746389444
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
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>>746389628

So i notice you bedroom dwelling fat fuck virgin yank gamer
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>>746389548
are you a retarded summerfag this would be the worst screencap
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
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FOLLOW ME IF U LIEK MUDCKIPZ
THIS IS SPARTAAAAA
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If dubs I turn into a 10/10 qt sissy bimbo slut.
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>>746389697
FUUUCCCCKKKKKEEENNN NORMIESSSSSSS
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>>746389658
Pic Related: It’s me and my family praying
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>>746389734
>newfag
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>>746389741
nuh uh
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>>746389679

And i must point out your granny got there for £10 and a blowjob
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>>746389720
YOU WHAT MATE? That time is over.nigger. It's time to hang the faggots! HANG EM' HIGH
> YEEE HAAAWW
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>>746389777
he is now the cutest 10/10 sissy to every live
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>>746389672
Go poop your retarded pants on your head fag lord.
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>>746389804

Actually i suspect time is running out in general
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>>746389804
Remember Allepo?
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>>746389778
At least i dont drive a jeep you fucking idiot
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What are these trips?
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>>746389777
>>746389833

Thank ya, daddies! xoxo <3
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>>746389734
Haha hilarious navy seal copypasta!
-Me in 2012 when you were a twinkle in your parents eyes before the condom broke
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>>746389914
shit i got dubs am i stick being a sissy now to
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>>746389885

tell me something that roo hunting scene in wake in fright, realistic ?
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>>746389886
Um.. no GTFO summer is over nigga
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>>746389886
It's you giving yourself surprise buttsex.
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>>746389846
Suck my Aunt's hairy balls you fucking philistine.
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>>746389777

Fuckin winrar, u assholes...
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>>746389943
We could totes make out! That would be so hawt!
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>>746389997
So close! <3
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>>746389950
I havnt seen it, but if its an australian made movie its fake af
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111
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>>746390101
DOH!
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Kari Byron slip...
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>>746390045
I-i don't want to see are penises to kiss or anything, T-that would be g-gay
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>>746389997
Doesn't count anymore fuckwad
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>>746389989
I can't, one of your Aunt's hairy balls are in your mouth and the other is in your butt.
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>>746390147

Whatever...
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>>746390094

Take a look (its old) the opening scene in the outback school is the most depressing thing i ever saw
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>>746389950
Actually, yes.
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>>746390216
Im dowloading it now
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>>746389444
>>746389777
I say old beans does a second set of trips bring back the etiquette ?
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>>746390225

I knew it deportation was the only answer just like now
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>>746390323
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>>746390165
Dude, my other Aunt. The one that looks like Skelator in drag. Pshhh simple mother fucker, thinkin I'd let him get on my prime Aunt's hairy balls...get the fuck outta here kid.
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>>746390288

good man but dont try and visit the Yabba that jap v6 wont like the dust
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>>746390369
LET US DANCE IN HIS PLIGHT! BLOOD PUDDING FOR half of YOU ALL!
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>>746390336
You deported the godlike men and kept the sleazy buckled teeth pedophiles to interbreed on that cold shitty island you call england. Which is now a nig nog sand nigger haven. gg britbong
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>>746390384
All your Aunts looks like Skelator in drag fag lord. Now take your retarded faggot ass somewhere else.
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>>746390387
I live on the 35th floor of an apartment in surfers paradise, I can't see myself going out into the red nothing anytime soon
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>>746390484

the words "godlike men" summoned a picture of Shane warne into my head and now i cant breath
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>>746390582

Have you ever been ? i read somewhere that some aussies just never leave the coastal area
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>>746390702
I have no intentions to ever leave the coastal area. Why would i? There is no better place in the world and you wont understand until you have been around the world and then been to Australia's east coast
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>>746389734
fucking army video game playing faggot wish you were all that. Dead giveaway when you spelled GORILLA not GUERILLA. You aint never been in the boy scouts, never mind a Navy Seal
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>>746389444
U dirty son of bitch... who do think you are
U messed up piece of dirt. Burn burn in hell you egotistical bastard!
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>>746391022
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>>746390995

Depends who you are my friend kevin is tall slender pale and slightly shy that fucker cant do more than 2 stops on the london underground without some luscious girl sticking her phone number in his pocket and arab type girls are way the worst but i guess we cant compete with your sunshine ad sand
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>>746391356
joke...pasta....poetry....whatever it is the comment to the original author still stands
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>>746391800
The only point that stands is the dick in your ass.
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