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Hey /b/. Check out the little tree nigger I rescued a week ago.

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Hey /b/.

Check out the little tree nigger I rescued a week ago.
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>>746346750
show tits
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>>746346750
I'm intrigued
What are you gonna do with it

Also other people need to bump this thread
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>>746346834
Put tree nigger on tits
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>>746346750
You know the rulez
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If dubs put it in vagooter
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put tree nigger in bra and let his cute little face poke out
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>>746346750
I'm intrigued because I want to see more but I also want to learn about Chewy The Flying Tree Nigger
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>>746346750
is flying some kind of honorific or is that actually a flying squirrel
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>>746346965
Roll
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open boob and vageen pls
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Dubs demand naked nipples with timestamp
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>>746346750
would date
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PUT HIM IN BRA GOD DAMMIT REEEEEE
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>>746346750
carry on
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Its time to get repeating digits and watch your titties
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>>746346750
dubs bich
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>>746347633
now show tits
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Trying to get video up but too large. Have a still image till I can.
Little fucker is too fidgety to get him to sit still on my breasts. Probably the caffeine...
Fucker loves Mountain Dew.
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Sure sure, show us your nipples
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Got the video up.

Enjoy.

Just tree nigger things.

https://i.imgur.com/HFtFdw0.mp4
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>>746347829
Just take pics for us smartphone peasants
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WHAT A TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>746346750
Leah?
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>>746346750
Stick it down your cleavage for another pic.
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>>746347829
What the name of this specie
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>>746347912
hahaha cute little fucker
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Got him still long enough
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>>746346750
Poor guy would probably feel more warm in between your soft tits
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>>746348247
nice tits
did you buy him a bunch of candy to binge on?
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>>746348247
I want to give him kisses
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>>746348247
This flying squirrel feels AMAZING on the titties.
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>>746346750
neat. come cam
> femanon
> cams
> .com
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>>746348247
Nice tits, when he gets tired, you should let him sleep there and get more pics
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>>746348362
tit wank him
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>>746348362
i can see your beard m8
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Op isn't a fag

Put it on your pussy now
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>>746348362
Im sure he likes it too. Put it on your pussy and see how it feels
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>>746346750
show vagene bb pleas
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>>746348303
Oh he fucking loves candy. I swear to god the little bastard is going to get diabetes. He eats sunflower seeds, bananas and fucking blue raspberry air heads.
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>>746348362
>>746348247
>>746346750
you know you guys are baiting to a mans hairless chest right?
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>>746348456
>>746348462

I would, but it happens to be that time of the month. No joke. I just happened to be bored and wanted to show off my unusual pet. Tell you what, in a few days when it clears up, I'll think about doing an update for you boys.
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Chewy is the luckiest little tree nigger out there
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>>746348362
Such a cute little guy. Post more pics
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Now i need to see the pussy and i can continue my evening of masturbation
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>>746348517
He's developed a nice pair.
Fapping away.
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>>746348637
I would like to see that, make sure you take good care of him.
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What his name and why a squirrel? Why not a bird or dog?
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>>746348637
No prob babe ill be lurking
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kik?
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>>746348637
Then show us next to panties, we need to know you are truly a femanon
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>>746348517
Oh you~
Stretching this far to attempt to troll and just looking blatantly ignorant.
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>>746348898
Leah?
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>>746348797
>>746348801
These
>>746348898
make a kik group for chewy?
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>>746348898
>man hand
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>>746348778
His name is Chewy.
I have cats too.
I rescued him. And why not a flying squirrel? Isn't every day you see a pet one of those.
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>>746348898
Yo OP, im diamonds now. Mind posting some more?
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>>746349004
Why not make a squirrel burger out of him?

Used to like in Arkansas and had squirrel meat on the regular.
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god fuck im choking on my drink
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>>746349004
where the fuck do you live that you can find a flying squirrel outside? Aren’t those native to like South America?
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How the fuck do you train a squirrel. Doesn’t it just shit everywhere. Are you going to let him go?
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>>746349311
let's see that squirrel and some ass
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>>746349311
Noticed that shit too. Dafuq
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>>746346750
Invest in youtube, then twitch. GG
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>>746348362
How big are your lovely pair op? Would love to see them squeezed together :)
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>>>746348987
>> Man.
Lol
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>>746348898
You realize that is a nocturnal squirrel that's now full of caffeine, right? Good luck ever sleeping again.
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>>746349591
now put it on your vagoo
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>>746349591

>>746348973
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>>746349591
>>746349466
Hnng. Keep posting please. Can you show you how hard im for you if you want to see
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>>746349354
I saw one once in Kansas City. They apparently live here. I never realized.
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>>746349591
Show me more, pretty please!
I want to cum to you tonight
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>>746348362
Of only I had a dime for every time I've heard THAT before
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>>746349591
2/10 beat it hambeast
only betas want this slop
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>>746348898
The wall furnishing though. I'm diamonds.
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>>746349651
The bitch is crazy, she probably doesn’t sleep either. Crazy people don’t sleep much. Op probably needs 2 hours max a night.
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>>746348247

Good work OP
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>>746349591
Gotta kik? More tits
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>>746349591
Looks like man tits
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>>746349851
I'm here for the squirrel faggot
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>>746349686
I don't mind some dick pics. I browse rate threads on the occasion. Give me something to cheer me up during my miserable period.

Also see you guys noticed my Anon posters. Hahaha
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>>746349851
You lonely fuckers ruin everything. Kys.
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>>746346750
"Tree nigger"
>edgy cunt learned this term from The Revenant
>now show your tits. You trash click bait retard.
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>>746350056
Retard
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>>746349929
I am a fan of your tits, continue posting
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>>746350056
>reddit
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>>746349924
No fucking the squirrel.
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>>746349929
It was better before you showed face
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>>746349929
Can you just wipe and take a pic of pussy and tree nigger, that would make me hard
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You said you didnt mind dick pics, post your kik.
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>>746350200
But that's what they're for.

Also dubs
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>>746349929
You should post more of your tits. You got any pics of you squeezing something between them? Probably not the squirrel since that wouldn't be good for him.
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>>746350096
Reeeeing white knight fag.
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>>746348247
please more of those tits
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>>746349929
Jerking to you so hard right now. Take a picture for me squeezing them together? Dildo inbetween would be grand
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show pussy
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>>746350056
Sure. And I already posted my tits, YOU are the edgy retard. Lol.

>>746350209
Cool story bro.
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>>746350622
dubs
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>>746350632
ASS
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>>746350632
he's so cute
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Rolling dubs for ass
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>>746350632
Ignore these faggots. Epic squirrel and epic tits. Still going hard for you now. More tits would be appreciated
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>>746350632
Please more of those heavenly breasts, your tits are amazing
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>>746350209
underrated...
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>>746350777
TRIPS COMMANDS IT OP POST ASS
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>>746350777
Winrar, OP you should rub one out with him when you're done bleeding
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>>746350459
Delivered.
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>>746350919
Dildo in mouth please
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>>746346750
Congratulations your passed 4chan protocol,State your business
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>>746349929
> I don't mind dick pics....
> mfw
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>>746350777
Fuck that's good enough for ass right OP?
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>>746350632
Is that what you call those cow utters?Get fucked, attention seeking ne'er do well slob.
>you're pathetic.
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>>746346750

Op you are a hero to treeniggs everywhere.
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>>746350919
>that smile and double chin
alright... I think I've seen enough..
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>>746350919
incredible, keep posting those amazing tits
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>>746350919
diamonds rn, thank you op
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>>746351056
>ne'er do well
AN HERO
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>>746350919
show ass pls
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>>746350919
Mmmm. Just took this for you. Would you suck it tho? Honest.

Love your tits, wish I were inbetween them right now
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>>746351161
kek
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OP you are better than we deserve. I can't speak for anyone else in this hellhole, but I was fucking DELIGHTED by your thread.

Pic Unrelated
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>>746351423
Agree. She and chewy are a breath of fresh air.
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>>746351514
dildo in mouth!
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>>746351514
I want to slam you on the wall and fuck you like there's no tomorrow
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>>746351281
>>746351514
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>>746349591
Wtf Dross you get fat
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>>746351423
>>746351602
not really as big a deal as you guys are making it, but it's definitely a novelty.
better than infinitely repeating g/s/h fur threads and cuck spam any
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Solid thread op, not a factor. Cheers 2u
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>>746351423
shes a fucking landwhale and ugly as fuck but yeah, nice to see that not everyone is a massive cunt
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>>746351423
Lol. Well thank you. Not all women are worthless prudes.
Some edge lords just gotta say something they think is witty but in all honesty it's just cringy.
It doesn't bother me in the slightest.
So fucking bitter because no bitch will give them the time of day, but focusing so hard on being an egocentric cunt, how can they have the audacity to wonder why?
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>>746351514
spread your butt and show me your holes
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>>746349591
Wtf is that picture in the background, upper left?
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Nice wall decoration :)
Moar tits please ?
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>>746351934
"Question Everything" Poster. Has the guy fawkes mask on it with stars in the background.
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>>746351514
What do you think OP?
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More butt
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>>746352076
nice alpha anon
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>>746352076
Nice Photoshop skills
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>>746351901
Aye thanks for posting indeed! Where are you from btw? And wouldth OPeth sucketh my dicketh?
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>>746352076
Looks very shopped. But if it's real, looks fine!
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>>746351161
same
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> a thread that actually embodies /b/
> OP delivers repeatedly
> nothing but shitposting
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>>746352366
This
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>>746351514
pics from behind where I can't see the girl's asshole are a total waste

sharpie in pooper
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>>746352366
I liked the bit with the squirrel
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>>746352199
>>746352249
It is real, just took it and lasso cropped it to not show off my room. I'm on android so it might be hdr cam effect
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>>746352366
they're mad because stacies don't spend time on /b/

literal assmad incels are angry that 10/10 girls don't come on their vietnamese puppet theater mailing lists
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>>746352366
I know right? Can't fucking win for losing.
Angry cuck got to compensate for something.
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post more of Lil Tree Nig, this is very quickly devolving into a nudes thread.
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>>746352366
we need him back
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>>746350632
The more time the squirrel spends around you and other people, the less crazy it'll get. its probably been used to running away from people after a certain distance. Right now it probably feels comfortable around you. See how it interacts with other humans. It should become more tame over time.
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just imagine what's going on behind the scenes here
>overweight woman walking around her room
>naked or in some mid-dressed state
>carrying around a flying squirrel and feeding it candy
>anonymous posters all over the room
jesus christ
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>>746352619
This is one of the best threads ever and I'm a fag so your tits don't even turn me on. Go OP, you delivered and delivered.
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>>746352366
Yeah this
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>>746352661
Yeah sorry. Got everyone's attention though.
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>>746352619
Its /b/, this site has never been good, But I at the very least I am enjoying the show, so please keep up the good work. Thanks
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>>746348247
leave him alone you disgusting fat fuck
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>>746348362
put squirrel in vagina.
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>>746352837
I know, it’s awesome.
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>>746352952
He likes it fucker.
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>>746352952
You care about a rodent that much? You a furry? Yiff in hell. You aspie? Lol to /r9gay/ with you.
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That squirrel needs a tiny hat
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somebody better screencap this
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>>746352890
Can he fly
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>>746352890
Looks like tree nigger is having a blast.
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>>746353143
he doesn't cuckold

>>746353164
shut up
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>>746352890
bite his head off and show us
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>>746352837
Kek. These reactions are making my night.
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>>746353246
Yes. He sure can. Looks like a fucking napkin in mid flight.
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>>746353331
10/10 hot squirrel would bang
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>>746348247
>>746352952
OP I am really sorry for calling you a disgusting fat fuck but please dont mistreat him :(
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>>746353304
>shut up
So which is it? Aspie or furry?
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Where is he shitting and how big is it? Any pictures of his poop.
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>>746353390
Wooooah
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>>746353331
Navel close please
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>>746348247
>>746353470
OP can you please accept my apology?? i feel extremely bad right now. i am really really really really really sorry
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>>746353759
Stop.
This is embarrassing.
I feel very bad for you. Lol.
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>>746353759
Holy shit
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Lick nip? Pls & ty
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>>746353759
nobody gives a shit, go back to your hugbox and stop sperging all over this thread
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>>746353759
Wow dude I ain't OP but you got some psychological problems
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>>746353759
why do u feel so bad rn it wasn't even the worst insult ever
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>>746353759
/r9k/ away!
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>>746353872
ok i will stop, can you accept my apology?
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>>746353872
pee for us OP
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>>746353872
Ignore him post more of Chewy!
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fart on squirrel.
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>>746353872
Cat being around that tree rat would make me nervous for its life
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Suck on own nipples OP

That's the thing that makes my thing do the thing
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>>746353923
There are anons fapping to tits and a flying squirrel and this is the anon you think is crazy?
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Lol
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Op can i get your kik?
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>>746353993
nobody cared about your insult in the first place because you're a fag

"accept my apology" lmfao what are you fucking twelve? stop acting like a fucking child, just leave the thread
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>>746354071
She's totally chill. She treats it like her own. I know, it's weird. Very good cat. Wouldn't hurt a fly.
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>>746354206
FALLING FOR BAIT THIS HARD, LUL.
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>>746354206
i am NOT a child
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>>746353993
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
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>>746354305
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>>746354367
stfu
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>>746354304
on any other website it would be bait
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>>746354293
Post pic of him flying.
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>>746354293
Want more nudes OP, nobody really gives a fuck about the squirrel,
We just want to watch you abuse yourself.

Insert some objects or something...put on a show
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>>746354412
so tell me, how many therapists did you go through before your parents decided you couldn't be fixed
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>>746354465
THIS.
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>>746354130
Eh, I don't get turned on by much of anything but I think it's reasonable to say that it's more normal and healthy for anons to fap to tits, even if there's a squirrel, than it is for anons to beg for the "mercy" (as if OP had any authority over the anon in question to begin with) of other anons.
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>Shitpost everywhere
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>>746354557
Fucking fat bitch, Just post nudes.
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>>746354465
>nobody really gives a fuck about the squirrel
I care about the squirrel
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>>746354465
Dude just google "tits and pussy and ass," I wanna see a flying squirrel.
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Most fucked up would you rathers
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>>746354557
Eh, shut the fuck up.
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>>746354684
No, you go google flying squirrel, cunt.
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>>746350960
this
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rate me op
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>>746348247
Put squirrel on pussy and post pic
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>>746354798
CIRCUMSIZED LUL
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>>746354629
See what I mean? You're more interested in the tits than what OP thinks of you... which is perfectly reasonable. I would very very shocked to hear that anyone gives a shit what someone on /b/ thinks of them.
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put on a show of some kind!
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>>746354838
yet there is one in this thread
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>>746354657
Boobs are everywhere, but domesticated squirrels are rare. Plebs want tits, us connoisseurs want squirrels.
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>>746354838
I feel yah, mah dude. I'm pickin up what you're putting down.
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>>746354465
>>746354684
>>746354743
This interaction
My sides are in orbit.
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>>746354719
Lol have fun with your BPD.
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>>746346750
tree nigger on feet please op
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>>746354875
Yeah and whoever this groveling anon is has got some problems.
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>>746352686
Who is this?
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>>746355009
just two: autism and bad parents
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>>746351056
>cow utters
>utters
FUCKING LOL
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>>746354465
Sorry, but you're late.

>>746354629
Sure. That gets people what they want. Do you get employed with that language? Lol. Not even offended. I'm amused.

>>746354798
Nice and thick, long too! The girth is what counts. Beautiful alpha cock.

>>746354838
You're right anon. I couldn't care any less. I'm sitting back in bed next to my husband drinking a dew and enjoying the laughs together.
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>>746354875
>us connoisseurs want squirrels.
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>>746355115
did you link to the wrong post or something? I don't give a shit about the squirrel, I'm only here to bully autists
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>>746355104
Rate me OP
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>ITT: AUTISM, /r9k/ , SHITPOSTING and a chubby femanon with tree nigger
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>>746355222
I did, fuck me.
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>>746355104
thanks bb.
if i could i give u fuk
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>>746355104
Late?
LATE?!

Bitch, get those fuckin titties out and stick that dildo up your snatch and that squirrel in your asshole .
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>>746354798
Not op but diarrheaontop/10
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>>746355057
exactly
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>>746355332
clean up your fucking root, sort yourself out

I'm jelly of your /fit/ bod though
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I love you OP. you have a nice heart. you are a really nice person :)
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Rate, squirrel ho.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1gS0asQEA
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>>746355332
Your body says 25 year old, your face says 40 years old. Your mess in your room says unemployed alcoholic and your "axe" style deodorant says a boy trapped in a man's body and still lost with no dreams, no aspirations, just tons of regret and wrong decisions.

I read through you like a book. Your penis is mutilated. You should sue your mom for chopping the pleasure sensors off your cock because she hates men.
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>>746355466
this post is a case in favor of abortion
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>>746355462
shaved homo boy.
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>>746346750
Op Please milk your tits for me and I will cum tribute in return. That will make my night.
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>>746346750
Aren't monkeys technically tree niggers?
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>>746351866
C mamó el anon, se Mamó
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>>746351161
im not saying shes ugly....but my dick is hiding in my stomach.
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>>746355518
zero drugs, alcohol once a month maybe. I have a good degree But I am kind of lost.
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME ASSHOLE
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>>746355332
Fucking yum. 10/10.
Now there is a confident man. Very attractive.

>>746355432
Nah. I wouldn't say all that. Lol.

>>746355607
This is a mini tree nigger.
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>>746355748
get some better fucking lighting on those tits, also feet
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>>746355748
Hooray for tits
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>>746355748
>Nah. I wouldn't say all that. Lol.
i just do. and you are a nice person. remember this. i know about these stuff. i hope everything goes well in your life
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Really sick of you guys posting dicks, having to put up with people of lower intelligence is one thing, but lackluster imperfect cocks too?

>>746355748
Likely saving this one just for your philtrum, those contours tick all the right boxes, also there had best be at least one shot of your pussy by the end of this thread.
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>>746355748
Post best pic of tits for tribute
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7.7'
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>>746355748
So how did you acquire said tree nigger? I have a friend who has a tree service and when they find baby swirls they bring them to my wife for rescue.
Nice set of titties, BTW.
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>>746355748
mm you like my body? show me an ass pic and ill send more
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>>746355979
I suspect Anon is rolling on MDMA
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>>746356094
does your dick have zits or something?
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>>746346750

Getting closer.. stay on the line anon....
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>>746356011
>>746351514

I'm pretty much settled for the night. But here is one I took earlier. 8/10, nice base.

>>746356094
GORGEOUS helmet. So shiny and healthy looking. 10/10

>>746356136
I was helping to move an elder lady into an apartment. The creature was tapped inside. We have no idea where it came from. The old lady hit him with a broom thinking it was a mouse. I have been nursing him back to health ever since. He's doing great.
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>>746355748
moar you are so fucking hot
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>>746356366
Wtf is that?
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>>746356094
>polyps on his dickhead
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>>746356232
"PPP" newfag : - )
>>746356456
Apparently I get to add "healthy looking" to the list of compliments.
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>>746356563

Op knows what it is
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>>746352890
Put him inside your bra
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>>746356651
motherfucker has barnacles on his dick
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>>746346750
Post best pic you want for cum tribute
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>>746356456
You seem like a quality slampiggy I bet you and your husband are a blast to be around
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>>746354112
This
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>>746356635
I think they're called papules. There's some weird ass skin condition anon prolly has called hirsuties coronae glandis. It isn't pathological.
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>>746356696
But what program is it/wtf are you doing. I know I geolocation. but how?
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>>746356456
You are doing God's work, anonette. Might want to throttle back on the airheads and make sure that there is a piece of antler or bone for it to chew on. Tree niggers need calcium and vitamin d or they get rickets.
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>>746356871
I know it's*
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>literally a dicks out for squirrel thread.
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