Okay anons, I have a serious question. I've decided I'm going to an hero. What's the best method for doing this? Assume I can't obtain a gun.
don't use a gun, there's a chance you will be a retard and botch it and be forced to live the rest of your life as a vegetable
just use an exit bag like everyone else
>>746328376
Exit bag? Also yeah as I said I can't even get a gun.
Freeze to death
I've heard it feels like going to sleep
>>746328810
Are you serious? That sounds incredibly painful.
>>746328900
Maybe the first few minutes but then you don't feel anything anymore.
When you use a bag you will probably panic because you can't breathe. That probably isn't painfull but you know pretty terrifying.
But when you die of hypothermia your brain will be in sleep mode before you realize that you will die.
>>746329408
I'm not even sure how I would manage freezing to death. I don't have a freezer big enough to lock myself in, I don't live in a cold area. Interesting suggestion though.
Die of old age.
>>746329693
Can't wait that long
Use a belt to hang yourself.
>>746329774
Yeah that's what I'm thinking. Sounds painful but it would seem the most effective. Was hoping to find something effective and relatively peaceful though.
>>746330001
Cyanide poisoning.
Suicide by cop (isnt always effective)
A large drop (bridge, building, etc)
Or sudden hanging. (make sure you fall far enough to snap your neck to die quickly.)
Oh, And Anon, pls dont take my advice.
>>746330001
It's not that painful if you do it right.
>>746330289
Well, I'm going to take it.
Large drop might not be bad. Suicide by cop sees way too risky. Not sure I have enough space to do a hard enough snap for hanging. So I'm thinking fall now. Thanks.
>>746328221
dont be such a pussy anon, if u gonna an hero why not do it in style?? go on a rampage and target sandniggers or something.
cmon man do something with your live /b/ro
>>746330529
I'm not an asshole. I don't want to hurt anyone but myself.
Jump from a window. Let it all go
>>746330621
well OP if that's the case then you are too nice a person to an hero, you can't do it trust me and you probably shouldnt if you don't wanna hurt other people ;D
>>746330824
Too nice a person to an hero? Not true. And my death would only hurt one person, and they'll get over it.
unless you are maimed and cant live life without having someone else wipe your ass, youre a pussy for taking the cowards way out. suffer with the rest of us. black ops taught us a lot, and ending yourself in last stand is literally the cowards way out. pieces of shit. "oh no my life sucks" so does everyone elses. get over it and find other depressed people and be depressed together or something.
>>746330978
idk OP you just said you dont wanna be an asshole and kill some sandniggers along the way or any other minority for that matter. You said you don't wanna hurt other people.
that means ur a nice person and nice people cannot an hero.
if u can do it then you are not a nice person, in that case just take some jews or sandniggers along with u..
>>746331426
>black ops taught us a lot
Fucking what? Also, this is spoken like someone who’s never had depression.
>>746330978
What do you mean?
You mind telling us of your legacy before you decide to plummet to your doom?
Before you an hero promise me one thing.
Go to mexico, take lots of drugs and fuck many whores. After 2 weeks, if you feel like it, just get it over with
>>746331494
I’m not sure I see your logic. I guess I’m not a nice person by your standard, but I’m not hurting anyone as I go out.
>>746331583
Meaning I have one person in my life who I care for, and who cares for me. But she’s better off without me anyway so it’s irrelevant. And I don’t want to leave any legacy.
>>746331629
I’d rather not put things off that long if I’m being honest.
OP heroin overdose. Its nice, you don't care about you dying, its peaceful and nice for you.
>>746331974
Interesting idea. How much would that take, if I’ve never done any kind of drug before?
>>746332036
Sorry, first time I’ve posted anything about it...
>>746328221
I highly advise against taking your own life, but if you have decided 100% the most effective way would be to find a way to cut your spinal cord right under the brain stem or sever an artery that pumps blood out of the heart, not in. I you were to sever an artery pumping blood into the heart it would take considerably longer to bleed out. I honestly hope that you decide against taking your own life. Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
>>746332040
Its different for everyone but probably 5g would do it? I'd do some research about it online. But OP you should seek mental health professionals and try a myriad of medications. I heard that ketamine might be a new breakthrough drug in depression treatment so you can try reading about that and helping yourself out. Killing yourself should be the final resort.
>>746332040
If you want an OD by opiod, a good amount if we're talking 100% pure heroin, for a 200 pound male would be about 750mg. I highly advise against the prospect of suicide Anon.
>>746331557
ending your life in black ops is called "cowards way out" when in last stand. and bruv its spoken by someone who literally is only alive because of others. i only live to make others happy. maybe thats what OP should do because its worked so far. i aint self diagnosed and i sure as hell am not going to pay some fucker hundreds of dollars to listen to me for 30 minutes and diagnose me with something. i literally hate every fiber of my being. i have thought about killing myself at least 2 times a week for the past 5 years. but i know nothing good will come of it for others. i just realize ending your life is stupid and youre a coward for doing so. the only importance we have as people is to make other peoples lives better. even if its just one person, making them sad has a snowball effect on all the people around them and so on and so forth.
Walk into school with your wrists slit the long way while blairing alabama nigger through a speaker
dont faggot talk to a psychiatrist
Overdose on H and jump from a height of 7+ floors. This gives a high chance of success. But even if you don't die immediately, you will not suffer from pain. Wish you all the best.
>>746333392
That’s not a bad idea.
>>746333070
Not in school
>>746333193
Not an option
>>746332698
Medication and help aren’t options. Thanks for the advice though.
>>746333049
I see. I don't really care if it's cowardly though.
>>746332982
Thanks for the tip.
>>746332637
That sounds difficult, I'll try something else. I've already decided though.
>>746334241
Why don't you just fuck off and take a long-ass trip to where the fuck you want to?
You have no obligations now, you can just disappear and do what you want before you end it.
So it's sounding like drug/medicine overdose is the best choice.
>>746334472
I don't really have the resources to do that. Plus I do have someone in my life who would report me as missing. Don't what to be detained or anything that would interrupt this.
gl anon. Don't fuck up. I'm killing myself tomorrow night so seeya on the other side.
>>746334700
Good luck to you too. Just curious, what's your method?
>>746334564
>I don't really have the resources to do that.
You don't need any resources. You can just fuck off. Hike, hitchhike. Walk. Anything. Steal food, go dumpster diving, do anything.
>Don't what to be detained
What exactly would they be detaining you for, you nigger? Think about it, dipshit.
>>746334760
If I'm reported missing and someone found me I'm pretty sure they'd have to at least notify someone. I don't know how that works. And I don't want to take some miserable hitchhiking trip to somewhere scrounging for food or whatever. I'd rather just get this shit over with, you know?
>>746334482
Do a little research on that and you'll see why it's not.
>>746334909
Why not? If I just puke it up or whatever I can try again. I need SOME method.
>>746334756
I'm gonna hang myself
>>746335003
I see. Well, godspeed anon.
>>746334861
>miserable hitchhiking trip
It's what you make it, anon. Hitchhiking is fun and you have nothing to lose.
If you're gonna go by a belt (which I don't advise), you can do it wherever.
Just tell your gay friend you're going on a trip.
>>746334975
Im not even joking that's a stupid idea do some research. There's no "easy" way, and that's a very bad way.
>>746335056
it's my sister I'm worried about reporting me, she knows me enough that she'd find it suspicious. And yeah, I think I'd rather not go on a trip. Too many things that might stop me.
>>746335151
I mean, it's going to either be that or off one of the local bridges.
>>746335159
>Too many things that might stop me.
If you have to actively seek out circumstances that lead to your suicide to want to suicide, maybe suicide isn't such a hot option, anon.
>>746335355
I've thought long and hard about it, and decided this is the best option. If I put it off in any way, the survival instinct might kick in and talk me out of it.
fucking pussy.
>>746335840
I mean, I won't deny it.
>>746335527
Suit yourself, anon, I don't know your situation. You clearly didn't think it through enough because hanging is a terrible way to go and often people botch it, and if they live, they regret they tried to do it. Not just because it's a shitty way to go but also because they realise that their problems are solvable.
I'm not really gonna bother convincing you more because honestly I don't really give much of a fuck and if you're gonna decide not to do it, it'll be yourself who decides it.
But I'd really like to hear your story. What's your problems and what's your reasons and shit. Maybe in private 'cause I'm a writer and I'd like to have that shit, you know. It intrigues me. But only if you want to.
>>746328221
"best"???????????? I'm pretty fucking sure this is a "whatever works" situation
>>746328376
already said he cant get a gun, you dingus
>>746335924
have you raped a child?
hanging is the tried and true method of cheap easy suicide
>>746335999
What I mean is: most effective (don't want to fail and get caught) while being relatively painless?
>>746336035
No...?
>>746336046
So I've heard.
>>746335976
It's a rather pathetic story. If you're a writer, it's probably not worth your time, it's not that interesting. And yeah, I've moved away from hanging really.
>>746332637
You think you sound real smart, HUH, idiot?
ARTERIES ONLY CARRY BLOOD AWAY FROM THE HEART, ASSHOLE.
Simple newfag
>>746336167
timestamp and Pic of you.
an hero, doesn't matter anyway
>>746336281
Why the fuck do you want a timestamp and pic, and why the fuck would I provide you with one?
>>746336243
Now this is interesting. Thank you.
>>746336243
>>746336381
MISINFORMATION do not use this. Ask me why if you think I'm lying.
>>746336474
Okay...why?
>>746336381
you just full of shit bitch.
I'm off..
you won't kys
and you will never be an hero
>>746336474
Why would it be misinformation, now?
>buy razor wire and super glue
>go to roof of two story building
>secure one end of wire to something
>loop razor wire around neck
>super glue hands to head
>jump
Look like a badass that ripped your own head off.
>>746336550
Yeah okay see ya
>>746328221
Seeing as nobody else asked you this, why do you feel suicidal and what is your story?
>>746336528
>>746336565
Research it. Pure helium isn't available anymore. You'll suffer. Google is your friend.
>>746336591
lol
>>746336672
Thanks for the correction then
>>746336617
exactly.. "see ya"
newfag trynna be Kool.
fag
>>746336167
>It's a rather pathetic story.
Even better. One of the stories I'm writing is about a pathetic guy like that, if you'd believe it.
The address I just made is [email protected] and you can write there for me in private. Anything, really, every single word will help me. Or you can write here, this >>746336621 anon is clearly interested as well.
>>746336621
It's a shitty story really....have been depressed for a long ass time. Went nowhere in life. I've become an emotional burden to the one person who cares about me. I'm just sick of it all.
inb4 that's not so bad, quit whining, etc.
>>746336835
Well, I just posted it, see how meaningless it is. Not everyone has a cool story sadly.
>>746336882
have you ever taken psychedelics?
take it with the complete intent of figuring out what the fuck is wrong with you. I did it and it almost completely cured me. the general sadness comes back every now and then but i just use what i learn to remind myself that' lifes fucking beautiful
>>746336737
Been here since 2010 but alrighty then
>>746336968
Never done any drugs, no.
>>746336913
I don't see it.
>>746337013
also listen to some alan watts or something while you trip
>>746337046
Right here
>>746336882
can't understand why you faggets spend time on this shit...
>>746337090
Not familiar with him but ok.
>>746336882
What are you depressed about?
>>746328221
Hire a hitman to kill you.
Then try to kill the hitman...
should be fun...
>>746337232
Life in general? Being a friendless prick with no social life? Having no real aspirations or loves or anything to live for? I dunno that's a strange question.
>>746337106
Oh yeah, didn't see.
Can you elaborate on that?
On these points, if you can, at least a sentence or two to each:
>Why didn't you go on a therapist if you've been depressed for a long time?
>What does "went nowhere in life" mean?
No job? No ambitions? No skills or talent? This thing is different for everyone else.
>Sister
Yeah, having a person really care about you when you're trying to kill yourself sucks. So can you tell me about your sister? What's she like? Why are you an emotional burden to her?
What about your parents? Why aren't you an emotional burden to them, are they not alive anymore?
Get some diazipam off the deep web, it'll make you optimistic rather than pessimistic about life, someone mentioned ketamine, it's a good drug but it's hard to function on I wouldn't recommend it, ket is my weapon of choice I can sniff an 8th [3.5gram] on a night and still get up for work and be fully able to do my job, I have built a high tolerance for it, whilst some people have 2 keys and there fully cosmic, I get like that but it's not the same and becoming expensive, or try some acid and see if that gives you an apifany into how to better your life, drugs aside... Change your job, change your social circle, or stop caring what people think including yourself. Nothing is forever especially your depression,
>>746336672
Is ho says you need 100% helium? I guarantee there’s no oxygen in a helium tank. Educate me good sir
>>746337193
first time i took LSD i realized life is actually literally a game, or say a music piece. your reality breaks down so much but then builds it back up. you realize some shit about yourself and the universe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHnIJeE3LAI
i had my lsd trip, and it was such a indescribable realization that i couldn't make anything of it. it wasn't until a couple months after the trip i came upon alan watts and his lectures and everything pretty much sum up everything i was feeling into words, if you can.
>>746337479
PS how old are you op
>>746337434
Therapy was never an option, no insurance, can't afford without it.
Nowhere in life meaning working a dead-end job with no real advancement opportunity, no chance to improve. Too stupid for further education.
I have a job, but no ambition or skills or talents or hobbies or anything that a person lives for beyond work.
Sister is great. She knows I'm depressed, calls me everyday to talk, wants me to get better. I can't live with being her burden. Parents never really cared for me.
>>746337555
Trips n trippin
>>746337555
I'll ask around.
>>746337739
make sure you get a test kid and make sure it's real lsd. or 1plsd which is what i took.
>>746337805
I assume you meant "kit"? Good thinking.
>>746336672
Pure helium is not needed you autistic fuck just a inert gas...anything will work
>>746337846
yeah haha
>>746337854
Ok.
>>746337383
There are millions upon millions of people just like you who shares these problems and relates to what you're going through. Its perfectly normal and fixable.
You're probably not severely handicapped and incapable of improving your own life, which means that you have it better than you think you do. Its mostly your emotions causing you to feel this way. You're still young as hell and things will get better with time. Don't even consider suicide to be an option.
just here to collect my dubs
>>746337801
You've got everything to play for.... Break your current routine dude.
>>746337479
Not really a huge drug person, but I'll think about it.
>>746337960
don't mind me
>>746338002
must not be here
>>746337996
don't listen to him. stick to lsd or shrooms
>>746328221
200 an hero threads a day
>retard needs advice on anheroing
lurk moar faggot
>>746337918
Its the easiest painless full proof way to end it...if you live stream you will be the first to use this device for the masses...”an hero” would be a understatement you sir would be the suicide god
>>746337948
23 isn't that young, at least it doesn't feel that way. I have limited options for fixing myself though. I don't think it'll just get better with time.
>>746337966
Everything to play for? Hardly.
>>746338059
Sorry, didn't see one up. I don't come here as often as I used to...
>>746338040
I've heard those are good...
>>746337708
boo fucking hoo hoo
your lifestyle is 300% better than 90 percent of everyone else on the planet quit crying
>>746338106
Yeah I'm really not going to livestream that shit. I'd hate for my death to inspire others.
>>746338184
Yeah, yeah, heard it before. Guess offing myself will be an improvment on the species, eh?
>>746338106
Ok.
>>746338145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKP7nrLrU7I
>>746337708
So you live in Burgerland then. Sucks, man, the healthcare there is garbage.
What job?
And why do you think you're too stupid for education? Have you tried before? I understand depression makes this exceedingly difficult. Since when did you feel like you had this depression?
Let's talk about skills here. There has to be a thing you're good at, right? Even if it's something minor, like making alright pancakes or some shit. Do you think you have that? Besides being good enough to use a computer and be here, obviously.
I really symphatise with you because it's difficult to hold down a hobby. What have you tried before? I do some drawing and programming, shit can be addictive. How about videogames, do you have time for those?
>>746338184
I'd literally rather be friends with the suicidal depressed failure guy than you.
>>746338324
Yeah, Burgerland. Is it that obvious?
Work at a hotel, front desk.
I'm really not skilled at anything except a handful of video games.
I've tried various things. Gaming (if that counts), rock climbing, biking, drawing. Nothing clicked, other than video games, which are basically my anesthesia at this point. And no you wouldn't want to be my friend over that guy, or anyone else.
>>746338324
And I mean, clearly I have never had the misfortune to be in your place with depression. It's been bad sometimes but never like your situation, anon. So don't get angry with me for getting some things wrong, and please educate me.
>>746338059
Like anon said, there are a shit ton of an hero threads posted each day. Obviously you want attention if you're going to continue to post shit like this.
>>746338506
Nah I don't get angry at things anymore man
Jump in front of a fast moving train, will kill you instantly
>>746338504
>Yeah, Burgerland. Is it that obvious?
Yeah. A lot of people here are from USA. When I think of a combination of people who speak english, people who use the internet well and people who have dogshit healthcare, it's very often americans.
What games do you play?
>>746338561
Alright, sorry, trust me when I say this will be my first and last thread on this subject, ever. Last thread on any subject really. Didn't know this was a thing here...
i dont care
just stream it, bitch
>>746338145
I'm 30 I've been down and out a few times I just know when your down looking up everything seems like its not worth it, now I'm on top looking down, through small changes and been happy in myself, that shit radiates into your life as does negativity, even if you feel shit act happy, become a fucking sociopath take what you can from situations.
>>746338145
You could start with overcoming your depression. Have you tried talking with someone about this professionally?
And yes, 23 is very young. Your life has barely started yet.
>>746338659
I suppose that logic makes sense. Nothing interesting, really.
>>746338653
That could work.
>>746328221
don't. you matter.
>>746328221
HFS OP
don't you know that if you have no ties and no fucks to give,
you are supposed to buy a ninja suit and a gopro and record secrets,
FFS
>>746338828
or just get a fucked up fetish and be open about it
>>746338761
Nope.
>>746338794
Can't talk about it professionally sadly.
>>746338818
I really don't.
>>746338828
Oh, I see. My mistake then.
>>746338504
Shit doesnt just click my man, it takes practice. If you run around expecting everything to be easy you are going to be disappointed. Sounds like you need a new job, go find somehwere that will train you.....they are out there trust me. Start on craiglist and search there. Dont kys man your sister doesnt deserve that. It gets better you are just in a funk, gotta wake up and make your life into something its not just gonna fall in your lap.
>>746338818
>this
>>746338879
is this true? or a troll.
>>746338798
Like nigga I didn't ask you if the games you play are interesting, I asked what they are. I don't think any of your answers will be boring or uninteresting and so far they haven't been.
Depression is a bitch. I think you realize that you have a clouded judgement, so at least trust me in this. I'm a normal person, certainly more normal than a lot of the retarded fucks here. Your sentences mean a lot to me right now so don't give me that shit.
>>746338794
He said he didn't because he doesn't have insurance.
>>746338932
you should get aids then cut yourself and jump in the closes public pool
>>746338989
I wasn't expecting things to be easy, I gave stuff a shot. I don't really qualify for any work that would be better than what I'm in now. And it wouldn't make a huge difference.
>>746339103
Troll
>>746339109
Sorry I'm just self-conscious about stuff. I don't think my judgement is clouded by anything. I don't know why my sentences would mean anything to you, I suspect you're just being nice for whatever reason.
>>746339184
Haha
>>746328221
shoot up ur work place with a watergun and acid
>>746338932
u should just fuck yourself and give yourself aids you faggot.
>>746339376
Sounds difficult
>>746339373
Wouldn't the acid just eat through the watergun?
Would a bottle of 250mg of Oxycontin be enough to kill me if I don't have any kind of built up tolerance for opiates?
>>746336968
I'll never understand the people who think fucking hallucinogens are going to be life changing. You're high off your ass seeing shit, that's all it is.
>>746338504
>Yeah, Burgerland. Is it that obvious?
>Work at a hotel, front desk.
>I'm really not skilled at anything except a handful of video games.
>I've tried various things. Gaming (if that counts), rock climbing, biking, drawing. Nothing clicked, other than video games, which are basically my anesthesia at this point. And no you wouldn't want to be my friend over that guy, or anyone else.
Sounds like you're a well functioning human being. I haven't been outside my house or spoken to another human being for the past 9 years (summer 2008), and my life is a million times shittier than yours. No job, no income, nothing. I even forgot what it feels like to be outside and feel the wind blowing against my skin.
But i'm still mentally strong enough to overcome depression and not feel suicidal.
Honestly, you're not a lost cause, you're just not feeling good about yourself at this current point in time. Change your mindset and realize that your emotions are tricking you to feel worse about yourself than you actually are. Your brain is your own worst enemy.
>>746339357
>Sorry I'm just self-conscious about stuff.
I know, anon. You don't need to be sorry for that.
>I don't think my judgement is clouded by anything.
But it is, anon. You've already said you were depressed. Most people aren't depressed and don't want to kill themsleves.
I'm not being nice to you for whatever reason, I'm being nice because I'm not a shit person for starters and your story interests me so I wanna hear more so I can steal the most I can for my story.
Can I hear more about your sister? What was it like growing up alongside her, what does she do, what's she like besides nice?
Also those games, dude.
>>746339472
very very strong cleaning liquid is able to burn someone's face real bad and there kept in it trust me it work live in london it happens to people here in water bottles
>>746339640
You can't just will depression away, anon. And apparent quality of life means nothing to a depressed person. You seem like a good guy and not the usual /b/ edgy teenager so I'd like you to really know this.
>>746339609
Do not listen to that man.
https://www.google.ca/search?q=cancer+patients+psychedelics&oq=cancer+patients+psychedelics&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i60l2j69i61.5182j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
>>746337013
Try 4-5g of mushrooms. If nothing else, you'll get to see one hell of a light show.
>>746339609
Some people swear on it. In high school we read part of The Doors of Perception, which Aldous Huxley wrote about the power of psychadelics. Interesting stuff.
>>746339640
I'm not sure what you mean about my emotions tricking me. I feel numb, not overly emotional.
>>746339642
Sister is a nurse, she was really nice growing up, she's a sweetheart. Very friendly. I dunno how else to describe her without going into detail nobody cares about.
>>746339751
I see. I've heard about the acid attacks in london. I always assumed they held them in a scientific flask or whatever.
>>746339642
Oh, and the games. Right now playing a lot of War Thunder, various Total War games, Fallout 4. Just finished up Witcher 3 not too long ago. See what I said about not being interesting.
>>746339911
All-purpose cleaners Ammonia Fumes can irritate eyes and lungs; can cause burns or rashes on skin; can produce deadly chloramine gas if mixed with chlorine containing products
naaa there poor scummy people who cant fight or fucked up gang beef
>>746340120
Well that seems like a shitty thing to do to my coworkers lol. They're not so bad. My landlord maybe.
>>746339357
>I don't think my judgement is clouded by anything.
It is. The reason you don't feel that way is because mental illness robs you of insight into your own psychology. Believe me man, go see a doctor.
>>746339764
You're right. Depression is a struggle and it takes a lot of effort to overcome it. Giving up and throwing away your only chance at life is a huge mistake, especially for a 23 year old who still has his whole life ahead of him.
>>746339911
There could be many reasons why you're feeling numb. Lack of exercise? Depression? Either way, this is your current state of mind and its not something you'll feel in the future.
>>746340300
Seeing a doctor isn't an option, I'm afraid.
>>746339911
>without going into detail nobody cares about.
Nigger did you read my posts? Those details are exactly what I care about. Literally. Take my word for it because it's straight from my mouth. Tell me about her, man.
>>746340011
I fail to see what is uninteresting about that.
Let's make a deal here: you won't presuppose what is and what isn't boring about you and let me do the deciding myself, alright?
I played Fallout 4 earlier for a while. Piece of shit stuttered every ten seconds until I couldn't play it. Didn't particularly like it though anyway. I loved Fallout 3 though. Did you play that?
As for Witcher 3, I plan on reading the books and then playing the games.
War Thunder, I don't know, but my friends in high school played World of Tanks a lot. I recall it being pretty fun.
>>746340225
by a cheap tracking devices or buy a iphone put it in his/her car have it on silent ofc use find my iphone app and ur done then follow them and do it just cover up they wont know
>>746340385
I've felt it for a long time now, odds are good I'll feel it in the future. Depression is the most likely reason, yes, but I lack the ability to treat it so...
>>746340412
Yeah Fallout 3 was one of the first games I really loved. Always had a soft spot for Bethesda's stuff. Reading the Witcher books will help you with the 3rd game but really isn't necessary for the first two in my opinion. War Thunder is kinda like WoT, yeah. Sister is a bigger gamer than me, got me into it as a kid.
>>746340582
I was kidding
>>746340391
Why? Because you don't live in Canada?
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>>746340682
No, I live in the States. Why'd you assume Canada?
>>746340638
PUSSY
>>746340638
I talked about Witcher with a friend and that's basically all that I remembered. Books, then games. It's on my backlog, but then again, a lot of books are, so Witcher will have to wait.
What else can you tell me about your sister?
>>746340775
She's a huge nerd, reads a lot, is extremely smart, isn't close to my parents much like me, supported me a lot as a kid, and now. What's she got to do with this shit anyway?
>>746340762
Yeah...
>>746328221
Try making pure nicotine. It's very easy to make and it will kill you pretty fast.
>>746341074
"It's widely recognized to be deadly at doses between 30 and 60 milligrams, making it more dangerous than both arsenic and cyanide"
I thought you were making that up at first. Interesting.
>>746341163
At one point I was looking for ways to kill myself this is one of the best ways I found. It's easy and takes about 5 min
>>746341516
Thanks for the tip. Glad you're doing better now.
>>746341581
I'm not really doing better. And if you are interested I can give you a tor link with ways to kill yourself.
>>746340923
What doesn't she, honestly? You've been giving me just bits and pieces of information and she seems like the kind of a sister that's not just going to shake this all off. Not in a year or two, you know that, I think. But as well not five or ten. It'll always be there, that scar, and she'll be thinking that she'd rather have you alive there with her. Just my opinion, really. If I had my little sister suicidal, what I wouldn't give for her living, even if it took a horrible toll of me. If I was given a choice, I wouldn't even look at the "sister dead" one.
So yeah, I'd damn well love to hear more about her.
And it's a fucking shame you can't get professional help because this isn't going to just go away easily. You know that as well. That's why you came here, to take steps towards ending it, and I can't blame you at all, even if we'd all here be rather that you lived.
>>746341704
Oh, sorry. Shouldn't have presumed. And yeah, what the hell, send it my way.
>>746341740
Yeah, it is a shame about the help but at this point I doubt it would go away anyway. At a certian point a person might be too far gone. As to my sister, I know this will upset her. But I can't deal with this shit anymore. She has a lot going on in her life to distract her from this. She'll be upset for a time, sure, but I'm confident she'll get over me.
>>746336617
you are fucking retarded you wont do it you attention whore., If you do end up killing yourself, post the city you live in because more then likely you will show up on the news.
>>746342125
Cincinnati, Ohio
I doubt I merit a news appearance unless I go with the bridge. But yeah, look for me asshole.
>>746328221
helium
>>746342125
Do you want him to die or something? I think it's better being an attention whore than being suicidal.
>>746342380
or nitrogen both work well
>>746339103
are you retarded? how would it not be true?
>>746342400
It's /b/ are you surprised someone wants me to die? Hell I was expecting way more shit than this. But there have been some helpful replies surprisingly.
>>746341949
Alright, anon, I'm going to sleep, it's past midnight here in Czechia.
Do you think you can screencap this thread for me when it 404s and send it to that address? Or just ctrl+a everything and then send it. I'd like to read the rest of it tomorrow morning.
And of course, if you wanna send me anything else, elaborate on anything else then do.
I liked reading your responses, even if the atmosphere is very grim. You have to trust me on this and don't just fucking put yourself down in your head while reading this. I'm not pretending to like talking to you because I have no fucking time for that. No, I actually liked talking to you. So yeah. Please send that shit.
I'll be checking that address at least once a day, so if you really decide on doing it, shoot me an e-mail as well. But I'd rather you didn't and I got an e-mail that you're trying.
Good night, anon.
>>746339357
and you are retarded as well
>>746342521
trying to get your shit together* obviously, not trying to kill yourself
>>746342538
Yep.
>>746342521
I confess I have no idea how to screencap a thread, sorry. I'll send what I can. Thanks.
>>746342636
Yeah I got it.
>>746342665
just printscreen into images and send those
>>746341949
The old tor link is down I'm trying to find a mirror.
>>746342789
...I have no idea so I'll just copy/paste doubt this thread will even last much longer. Night.
Don't do it please
>>746340750
No it was a roundabout way of asking if you're in the USA and have no money to pay for medical care, cause that's how Americans do.
>>746343103
Oh. Yeah, as you say, can't pay for it, so not gonna work out.
>>746343159
If you go to an emergency department and say you're about to commit suicide I'm sure they will see you and get you a doctor. Declare bankruptcy if you have to. It's better than killing yourself. You're suffering depression, which will eat you alive. Because of it I spent years dreaming of my suicide, lost my girlfriend, my apartment, my cats, am $170,000 in debt, unemployed, had to move home with my parents in rural fucking Nova Scotia. But I'll tell you this: when I finally got treatment for my depression, it's been like life is on easy mode. All I have to do is monetize my education and I'll be okay. You could be okay too. Go see someone.
>>746341949
Here you go http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/files.html#selfdestruct
>>746343159
BTW, you Americans and your shitty healthcare are burning mountains of human intelligence, innovation, and resources by not taking care of your own. It's baffling how fucking stupid you are. I'm not a Communist, but Jesus, when the empirical evidence is so incredibly against you, you need to fucking take stock.
>>746328221
I'm 30 and have suffered from depression since I was 10. I've successful in life both with women and career wise. Nothing helped, life made no sense. Tried a lot of cognitive therapy which was a waste of time.
A year ago I started taking Lamotrigin. That stuff turned everything around. After 6 months I felt like a new person. Everything suddenly made sense. It's great and I'm thankful that I gave it a chance.
Personally I've thought about suicide on a weekly basis for 20 years. Im glad I tried Lamotrigin
>>746344001
>I started taking Lamotrigin.
I take lamotrigine for epilepsy but it never touched my depression. Lexapro fucking did that, in spades. It was like night in day, in about 3 days. A floor under my mood. Different strokes for different folks. Don't stop after just one attempted treatment OP; keep trying that shit.
>>746329408
The idea behind the exit bag is that you replace oxygen with helium and you breath it pretty much the same. Your lungs don't know, they breath just fine. It kills you because you are no longer breathing oxygen.
>>746328810
Have you ever read accounts of people that have nearly frozen to death? Google it, it is slow and incredibly tortuous.
Id recommend bleeding to death OP, you just feel sleepy then knock out preferably on a drug trip/drunk just to make it more enjoyable
>fall
If you do that pick somewhere with few people dont traumatize some kid on your way out
OP you still in this thread?
>>746344568
Helium or pure nicotine is better than bleeding.
So much bullshit.
>>746344923
Yeah sorry had to go back
>>746340638
Just do drugs OP thats how most people get by until something better comes along. At least give them a shot before you an hero
>>746343623
I really really don't want to be comitted against my will though, so not gonna do that,
>>746343730
Thanks
>>746343833
Yeah, well, that's the situation
>>746344001
I'll look into it
>>746345829
Maybe? I've never done any drugs though
>>746345781
Give me a way to contact you I don't even care if you make a quick email, that's what I did. I'm 23 and going through the same shit, would like to talk
>>746344568
Unfortunately the only place I could fall from is a pretty well traveled bridge. Suppose i could do it at night
>>746344382
Oh, I saw that on Vice once but couldn't find where to get one.
>>746345912
Well you could do like some other anons have said and try psychedelics or you could even try more common shit like weed (if you do make sure you get "indicia" strain) or alcohol i guess. Cocaine could also be good if you could get your hands on some real stuff. Could also get some morphine if you wanna go for an easier access opioid.
>>746345913
OP i would also like a way to contact you, also in a similar situation
>>746346713
See, I have no idea how to gt drugs. No experience, no dealer or anything. Not sure where to start.
>>746346764
[email protected]
>>746345912
Bad advice, don't do drugs to feel better.
Do drugs when you're not depressed if ever. Using drugs to self-medicate depression is only going to make you feel worse in the long run.
>>746347137
Yeah I've gotten like 10 conflicting opinions on drugs in this thread. I've never done anything more than alcohol so I have no idea.
>>746347296
You're better off if you start running or generally doing something that can contribute to long term happiness.
Drugs are short term outlet and won't make you feel better about yourself.
>>746347752
Yeah, I wasn't gonna take any really. I already do a bit of running. I've more or less given up on happiness though, short or long term.
Here's my philosophy on it OP. Either a lifetime of suffering and pain for you. Or a month of grieving for those close to you. It's up to you.
>>746348082
A month for her vs a life for me? Maybe it's selfish but I choose the former.
>>746348211
Indeed, it is selfish. But most things people do are
>>746348406
True enough
>>746328221
Take a knee during the national anthem
>>746348541
To my knowledge none of them have been killed for that. Unless you're planning something?
>>746348447
Btw, I skimmed what you said earlier and I think I can relate with you. I've been a huge burden for the last three years and my life feels like a run-on sentence. You feel me?
>>746348680
I feel you for sure. That's an accurate summary.
>>746347296
Psychedelics are nonaddictive and safe physically-wise. You have literally nothing to lose by trying them if you can get your hands one them.
>>746348949
Well sadly I can't get my hand on them, oh well.
>>746346827
>Not sure where to start.
Start outside a high school or a strip club (no joke)
>>746348806
muh nigga
>>746349124
I'm a fairly creepy looking 23 year old, I'm not gonna go hang outside a high school. And beleive it or not there are like no strip clubs in my area. Conservstive town, they all got ran out.
>>746331494
edgy 12 year old detected
>>746349129
There are more of us than you might think
GO HELIUM. Ignore what one lying dumbass ITT claims, it fucking WORKS. Srsly, it's so effective that anti-suicide groups have started complaining that helium tanks should be restricted. The only real caveat is to sit down, or even recline so the mask or bag doesn't come off when you pass out.
Otherwise you turn on the gas, laugh about your voice sounding funny and then it all goes dark.
>>746328221
slam head on into a semi
>>746349375
I'm gonna research this more, heard several different takes on it. Not sure who to believe.
>>746349428
And risk surviving as a vegetable or whatever? I'll pass.
>>746349229
Figure out how. How much worse will it be than suicide?
>>746328221
Wait for it to occur naturally. When it happens, Go in peace.
In the meantime, enjoy life to the full.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr7WX2TfFp0
>>746349783
I don't think I can wait any further. Nice music choice though,
>>746349664
I'm just saying I'm not going to go do that.
>>746349500
Srsly if you really want to check out IRL, helium is the way to go. It's not only effective, but if someone removes the evidence it's difficult for the coroner to tell you didn't just die in your sleep.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag
>>746349976
I don't really care what the coroner's report reads, and don't have anyone to remove evidence. But yeah I'm looking into the helium thing.
>>746328221
Equipment:
Coke can
Frying pan
Stove
1 dl Sugar
10 m fishing line
500 m fishing line
Scissor
½ cork
A functional bus card
Method:
1. Cut off the Coke can’s top and bottom with the scissor and also cut a line vertical on the can. The result should be a flat sheet of aluminium. Feel free to cut sharp edges to get a varied result.
2. Heat the pan on on the stove and melt some sugar.
3. Roll up the aluminum sheet into a tight roll and roll it around in the melted sugar. Make sure you don’t let go of the roll until the sugar has hardened and the roll will keep its shape.
4. Cut a small hole in the middle of the roll
5. Tie one end of the 10m fishing line in the hole on the roll, and the other end around the cork piece.
6. Swallow the cork. ONLY the cork. I can not be more clear about this. If you swallow the roll aswell then and there everything will be ruined. This means that you will have the roll for example in your pocket and a fishing line going up and into your mouth.
7. After maybe a day or too (depending on what your toilet habits are), you will shit out the cork hopefully still tied to the rope. Collect the rope. You know have a rope going through your body. Congratulations!
8. No it’s time to swallow the roll. Hopefully you have been training your gag reflex, and if not, well then this suicide is gonna be a lot more messier than it has to.
9. After you have swallowed the roll wait for the stomach acid to dissolve the sugar around the roll which then will, well, deroll (hopefully). You now have a sheet of aluminium in your stomach.
10. While waiting for the sugar to dissolve, you may now attach the 500m fishing line to the 10m fishing line going through your body. Meaning you should now have a approx. 510m fishing line (I’m really good at math as you can see).
>>746328221
Michelle says portable generator
>>746350332
cont.
11. Now comes the fun part. Go to the nearest bus stop, preferably on a heavily trafficked bus line during the rush hour. You can carry the fishing line in a bag or in your jacket.
12. Tie the end of the rope around something sturdy close by.
13. Enter the bus (recommended to enter last so no one has to wonder why there is a fishing line coming out of your pants), place yourself in the middle of the bus with the line loose on the floor (once again to avoid spoiling all the fun for the onlookers) and let the door close.
14. Hope you have fast hands because now you will have to roll out the fishing line at the same speed as the bus is going (Good luck with that). If you are too slow and the fishing line get stuck and the bus hasn’t reached a high velocity, well, let’s just say that your final moments will be a lot slower and a lot more painful than it has to be.
15. Pull down your pants. You wouldn’t want the pants to be in the way of the extraordinary event that are to be followed.
16. Now let's say that you have chosen a bus stop just before the highway, and the bus has reached top speed before the 510m of fishing line has run out, you can take a moment and pat yourself on the shoulder. Because you have done something no one else has (or will do), and you are about to ruin a lot of people's day.
cont.
>>746350505
Seems ineffiecient. And I won't have a chick ready to encourage me if I start stalling.
>>746350603
cont.
17. Let it all out! One out of two thing will happen, either the aluminium sheet has unrolled in such a way that the sharp edge is pointing towards the “exit” (you know what I mean). This will result in that when the fishing line runs out, the aluminium sheet will slice through your intestines and exit your ass at about 100 km/h (depending on the velocity of the bus), spraying shit and blood on the onlookers and possibly even (if you are lucky) managing to slice open some arteries on them with the exiting cut open coke can. The other possibility (my own preference) is that the aluminium sheet has unrolled perfectly and is laying down with the flat surface facing the “exit”. This will instead of just slicing through the intestines before exiting, bring them along for the ride. Meaning that your intestines will be ripped out through your own ass and smeared all over the onlookers. Once again you are able to gain some bonus points if the cut open can manages to slice through some onlookers.
18. You can now lay down and await the sweet embrace of death, with a smile on your face while. Knowing that you have achieved your goal and ruined several peoples day (possibly life). But also posess the knowledge that you will enter the news with the same velocity as your beloved Coke can exited your rear.
Thanks for reading! Hopefully you will find this step-by-step tutorial useful.
fin!
>>746350332
>>746350603
>>746350896
Well that was certainly an entertaining read. I'll take this under advisement...
Op we both know you won't do a hero.
Those threads are here on daily basis.
They are just indirect screams of help. Always the same, for people with help, no i don't want. You are in one of the first help stadiums of depression. Youre depression doesn't seems hard. If you suffer severe depression, you so fucking down your brain is halfdead, you cant think logically. Some here suffer severe depressions worse then yours or have other mental probs, but they dont do those threads and pussy around.
I know so enough people, they didn't make threads or asked how to kill them.
For example a girl around here. She just went one day with a bottle of vodka and antidepressants in the forest, and just did it. Seems like she had more balls.
Another story, my father told me. A friend of him he met in the petrol station, drank a beer, talked nicely, then this guy went to an bridge and just jumped down.
Another story of my dad. A laywer he knew, showed him his gun, and played with it around, but no signs for suicide. Some days later he shot his head.
Every fucking kid with 12 years know to kill himself, just go on a bridge at least 30 meters, and jump down, jump before a train, overdose antidepressants, shot yourself with something (be careful that you hit). This is basic knowledge you just want attention. 23 isn't even old, look on r9k, there guys over 30-35 and in worse situations then you, theyre good youths life is over. You are at the beginning of your twens.
We both know you won't do an hero.
I loved the 4ch it was some years before, there weren't such "dudes how can i kill mysels threads "there were threads every 2-3 months, with an tinyurl link and a guy/girl who really killed him/herself.
Go back and fap to your tranny porn, attention whore
>>746351095
Glad you liked it, but lets be serious man. Last resort only. Try to find the problem and search for solutions. Neither the problem nor the solution might appear emdietly so take your time in your searching. Good luck man, and give life a few more chances.
And if everything actually fail, i expect to see something spectacular on the news (still, rather not see)
>>746352081
Yeah, ok. Whatever. Sorry that apparently these threads get spammed a lot. This isn't a scream for help. This was me asking around for ways to get this shit over with. Don't tell me other people have it worse, i don't fucking care about other people.
Jump off a tall building. There's nothing like having a nice final flight.
>>746352206
Well, none of my current plans are spectacular. Might make local news for a day or something. Thanks for the laugh.
>>746352312
Yeah I'm thinking fall is the way to go now,
>>746352415
B-but... what about the coke can...?
>>746352529
As fun as that sounds, I'd prefer not to hurt/kill anyone else.
Also I don't think the physics of that check out.
>>746352608
Well people might get hurt (prefferably) while performing this, so i hear your concerns.
But how do you know it wont check out? Can't really be sure before trying it, can you?
>>746352807
I'm 99% certain the line would snap, and the can would only cause minor cuts. I might die of internal bleeding but that would suck.
>>746328221
Test the old Elementary school myth, drink 2 liters of coke and eat an entire packet of mentos.
If you're gonna die, you might as well die in the name of science.
>>746353397
Jesus this was posted like 5 times
>>746353450
It's been 4 times.
I counted.
>>746352955
Sure. Fine. Whatever. Will have to do some changes then.
But seriously man, DON'T do it. It would be a waste of opportunity. Don't really know your currant situation, but would rather live, see and be while trying to make the most of it than end it just because you've had a some shitty days, weeks, months or years. Problems doesn't soleve themself. Be with people, find new friends, punch some fucktards in the face. Atleast to try to find some joy in your life.
Talk to real people, not us. We are... well what do people say? "Weaponized Autism". Meaning that we are not the ebst bunch of individuals to seek comfort or proper advice from.
The potential that comes with life is not worth wasting is it?
>>746353762
Thanks bu I wasn’t seeking comfort or proper advice. Been coming here 7 years. Came here in the hopes that I’d get real answers and not just fake sympathy. And you all have delivered
>>746353922
Sympathy wasn't fake. Have had a few friends either standing by the edge of a roof, or having a stomach full of pills (nnot enough though luckely). They went through rough times, but overcame them and are today living good lives.
I hope that you will try to do the same.
>>746354271
Sorry, that was mean. I don't think I can overcome at this point. Thanks for your kindness though.
>>746354414
No worries man
Do you mind sharing your problem?
>>746330697
This tbqh
>>746354537
I'll summarize: long-term depression, anxiety, no real life, nobody to live for
>>746354722
My advice. Force yourself to go out more and meet new people. And if you feel that you have hit rock bottom, it can only get better from there on, can't it?
As I said, give life a chance. Shit might change, maybe you'll find something worth caring and living for in the near future. Something that won't and can't happen if you end it tomorrow.
>>746355224
I think I'm a lost cause but I'll think about it.
>>746355361
Thank you! There is always a way back, you just need to find it. Just imagine your self in a few years (living a good life) looking back and laughing about how you were about to make a huge mistake, but some random fuck on the internet convinced you to do otherwise, because of how FUCKING IDIOTIC it would be to not give your self a chance to fick your life.
I wish you the best my friend, and I hope that my comments prove that my empathy is real and that you can find nice people in the most bizzare places.
Dont kill your self. Shit can change.
Anon, signing off
>>746356555
Thanks anon. See you around.
Looks like this is gonna 404 soon. Thanks anons.
