Hey, Anon. What brings you here? Running from your obligations? Yeah. Join the club.
Why don't you sit down and chat a while? Come complain about your life to me and I'll tell you just how big of a pussy bitch you're being. First drinks on me.
Hey Rev
>>746317531
Some dude in my game just said this.
Show us how savage you say this, Revy.
>>746317531
Someone I know keeps dying when I do voice threads
>>746317754
Nevermind this, I missed out that you're not voicing things today.
>>746317754
Thats pretty savage.
>>746317687
Yo, friendo. Hows it?
>>746317754
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0f7FRsmLWVO
I guess I am! I don't mind.
>>746317830
Stop sending demons to drag me to hell through the internet
>>746317531
I doubled my bank account today and I don't feel any better about it, I think I'm depressed but don't want to see anyone to confirm it past myself. also I want to fuck you
How are you? what's bugging you?
>>746317956
I'm doing pretty good, how about you?
>>746317956
I can't send new recording so have a classic
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1q33H5RP9Ah
>>746317956
Aye, savage indeed.
i thought trans people were the future and white shame is important but not enough people liked my new profile pic so im here to cry about it but i didnt see a feels thread
>>746317985
I tell most people that are depressed to fuck bitches, get money
You've already got the money. Why arent you trying to fuck bitches? Besides me i guess. I'm off the market.
>>746318100
Calm, relaxed, a little hungry. Give me something to bully you over
>>746318102
This motherfucker wants me dead
>>746318270
Virtue signaling faggot. Adopt a real personality. What has shame ever done for you?
What's your favourite booze, Rev?
I'm here instead of studying for my sociology test that I have tomorrow
>>746318347
My current staple has been 7 crown just because I can buy it at any liquor store and it goes down easy. What's your poison?
>>746318352
You have no one to blame but yourself
Sociology a shit anyways
>>746318332
There are none around here and the ones I would actually go after I don't know how to talk to.
>I'm off the market
Yeah I know about that, still wouldn't stop me
>>746318332
>Revy-tan is such an angel
Why would I want that?
I just wanna see you laugh.
>>746318501
Ah, I thought that you'd choose Whiskey.
My favourite is Absinthe, Serpis to be specific.
Waiting for my pizza to arrive while tryingto chat up a coworker. Going full retard every once in a while is fun.
>>746318538
Oh it bloody would
>>746318866
If it helps you sleep at night to believe that then go for it, doesn't change a thing
Ayyo Rev
Debating whether or not I want to make a fetlife profile or a freelancers profile
>>746318991
Go for it then, you can die less painlessly if you want to this badly tho
>>746318538
When you talk to women would you say your attraction to them is the foremost thing on your mind?
>>746318559
You make me laugh plenty Rem, simply by existing.
>>746318803
Ahh i need to get some absinthe to treat >>746318866 dub dubs mcgee here. Do you mix it or drink it straight? Never had any.
>>746318991
Let me grab my popcorn
>>746318843
You know what else is good? Having an alcohol induced breakdown every now and then. Jim Lahey is the master of it. A true hero. What are you sperging about with your coworker?
>>746319473
Are you saying my life is a joke? ;-;
>>746319378
Pain is a joke, most don't know real pain like I do.
>>746319473
It's what I think about but tell myself to not show the entire time, I try to actually be a normal person and not seem obsessed with them(I'm really not but I get shy about it and probably end up doing it)
>>746319473
>Let me grab my popcorn
>>746319644
Oh that's pretty interesting I'd actually like to try that out
>>746319473
Straight only, or from soda bottle if you really want to get smashed on some mint liquor in a shot glass that's a fun way to do it
>>746319841
Try me
>>746319123
What is more important to you.. internet strange or money?
>>746319548
More like a dark comedy. Who's isnt though?
>>746319644
You need to
>stop putting pussy on a pedestal
>gain some self confidence
You are a normal person but if you are anxious over shit like seeming attracted to someone it will show. Just take a deep breath, remember that this person at least thinks you are worth their time and.. uh, chill I guess. It's hard to do.
>>746319473
Yo Rev, someone made a thread yesterday planning to kill you. I would move if I were you,.the OP was a real creep
>>746320006
I don't put it up there, it's not that hard to get if that's all I was after. This is the thing I either underdo or overdo.
>>746319999
You'll be easily outedged
>>746319473
Alcohol induced breakdowns are more enjoyable to watch than actually experience, but Mr Lahey is a true hero. The sperg is nothing specific, just some upcoming dinner plans and going to a disgustingly fancy coctail bar with sexual innuendo laced in.
>>746320030
he wont do shit lol!
>>746320006
the dilemma rev
the fucking dilemma
don't really need either, one more for getting into hobby, the other for finding unicorn as present for cuckquean
obviously will do both, but which first.
>>746320161
If only you knew who you were talking to. In his dreams
>>746318332
More pics like these? Revy looks so comfy
>>746320188
shitwatches anon
shitwatches
just sitting on your wrist, watching waiting for the perfect moment to shit all over you from right under your nose covering you in the shit until you are knee deep in a pool of shitsand, pulling you into the shit deeper and deeper
shitwatches anon
shitwatches
>>746320006
What does that mean?
My brain can't process your type of words
>>746320331
this image makes my pants uncomfortable
>>746320331
I don't think either of us has an idea, guess we'll see, won't we? Hope you'll live up to it
henlo
>>746319964
If its a burn kind of feel I'll enjoy it. Ah you reminded me that its hot cocoa season. Gotta break out the schapps
>>746320030
I saw the thread but I'm really not too concerned. I gave all that info out willingly. Besides, I don't have Alice's doxx. All they'd get out of me is a bullet between the eyes.
>>746320150
Yeah, tact is hard. You just have to psych yourself up for it and pretend you are awesome.
Idk man jerk off and read a book
>>746320161
But not out-quads'd
>>746320188
Ah so its that kind if co-worker. Always nice to find someone you can let loose around. You gonna smash?
>>746320284
The second one seems more fun. What manner of fetish unicorn? You have my attention anon.
>>746320200
Likely not.
>>746320363
Lemme see..
>>746320516
It's a shame she was thrown in jail, she should have been more careful
>>746320551
He was practically exploding when we talked yesterday
>>746320613
>Read a book
I read at least 1 book a day and it's killing me, I have too many of those. Anyways thanks, maybe one day someone reassuring me like this will cause me to wake up and be better.
>>746320613
I'm DTF, but no idea if she just enjoys being flirty or is actually interested, remains to be seen. If it doesn't lead to sex it is still just nice to work with someone you can relax with. Not much to lose, but something to gain.
>>746320613
I heard our pálinka translates to "schnapps" I hope its at least 52%
Well shit.
>>746320726
Who?
>>746320921
I assumed we were talking of the same person the whole time, no?
>>746320613
Kinky couple so up for alot of things, fwb, live in fuckdoll, partner in relationship and and all above. Lately been thinking about finding a chick that would be interested in being dom'd while we both dom the wifey, tie her to hotel chair, tease the shit out of her, then fuck on top of her, all sorts of fun kinky fucking, but we into all sorts of shit petplay, dd/lg, roleplaying, etc etc.
been thinking lately to just say fuck it when it comes to all the subtle bullshit and just get lewd with it in online profiles, sites, ads.
>>746320613
Why would you dox yourself? Also how you been? How's Jack?
>>746320466
It means we suffer together and laugh and I like that.
>>746320551
>>746320726
JUST FUCK ALREADY
>Read a book
Only you can decide you've had enough of being a failure, anon. Just try to remember that we all suck and its an uphill climb up shit mountain
>>746320560
hallo!
>>746320902
As long as feelings dont get involved. Dating a coworker can be painful. She seems pretty cool if she wants to go to a cocktail bar with you.
>>746320921
Ill be drinking lots of that in my cocoa when I visit.
>>746321085
>JUST FUCK ALREADY
God no
I don't think anyone in this thread is a failure really, some might be on a bumpy road(albeit I said this quite literally for myself right now) but we're all gonna make it one day.
>>746321009
Now I'm lost too. Stop negging each other
>>746321051
I mean, fuck it. If your wife wants it too and you won't be found out by your community become a kinky freak. Nothing says you can't stay anon, right?
>>746321069
I was being cocky mostly. Oh well no skin off my back. I've been well too. Jack is good too, I assume. Hes here raging somewhere. How about you?
>>746321449
>>746321449
yeah exactly my mentality
but got 2 kids and i don't think it's too healthy for them to walk into the kitchen sleepy eyed for breakfast to find some some rando in slutgear under mommy in a sex swing sucking daddy's dick with their tits in the lucky charms
hard to find kinky thirds who also put up with the kid bullshit ye know
>>746321449
It's hard to not with anon
>
>>746321085
Aww.
I might be up for voice thread later, see what I can ruin.
>>746321449
My love life sucks and casual sex really isn't my thing. Sometimes I want a partner and sometimes I imagine myself getting married and it sounds boring...also what is it about Revy that makes me want to cuddle but not have sex with her?
>>746321085
how has your day been in soggy florida
>>746319473
Sorry, a bit late here:
You mix Absinth with about 1:3 water, which you pour over a cube of sugar
>>746321085
I don't think it will go well with it but you can always experiment
Also no
>>746321009
Confused
>>746321940
>water
>not using superior wormwood
>>746321346
If you believe you will, then you will Anon. Just keep waking up each day telling yourself you'll do better than the last.
>>746321702
Ah I guess that poses a problem. Build a sex dungeon
>>746321725
True.
>>746321756
I'll be here all night. Sounds like a plan. I need to eat something, I'm being too nice
>>746321771
Because Revy needs cuddles and not lewd. Poor girl has been treated like a dangerous piece of ass her whole life. What about marraige sounds boring?
>>746321794
It's been fairly nice and breezy here. I honestly feel like flying a kite or some shit.
>>746321940
Noted
You doing vocaroos rev?
>>746322336
What would you like, anon?
>>746317531
what kind of dick do you like beside your fathers
>>746322216
revy if i make storage locker sex dungeon can i kidnap you away for a weekend of tying you up and tickling your funny bone?
i want to make your sides hurt
>>746322216
I'm afraid of my partner getting bored of me or viceversa. It's be a shame to part ways after building so many things together.
>>746322392
I wanted a new text alert, of you saying "The guy who owns this phone is a faggot"
>>746322162
Oh right maybe we were both just talking about you. I'm so fucked right now I can't tell anymore
>>746322216
Sure thing, Revy
Revy is best slut
>>746322394
Slav trouser snake
>>746322519
Fuck no. Ask around on fetlife though
>>746322533
That's understandable, but no pain no gain. If you are worried about becoming bored of your partner just find someone that shares your goals, or try.
Hey revy I feel useless and I'm fairly sure I've got a cold.
Ive been on administrative leave from my job for 2 weeks because I yelled at a male supervisor who was talking down to me....
I offended a female supervisor that was also in the room (didnt make eye contact or cuss once at her)
And since she stated she felt intimidated i'm going to be fired.
both supervisors are black, and im a big white guy.
Go figure.
I moved to south carolina for this job, and if i get fired i'll have to repay my relocation bonus of 15,000$
I'm freaking out, my news will be told to me within 1 hour.
I just want to get drunk im so afraid of finding out.
>>746322789
This is what nihilism looks like
>>746322860
I'll try but shit happens...one day everything is perfect and then one of us does something incredibly stupid everything comes crashing down in an instant. Also any vocaroo tonight?
>>746322624
https://vocaroo.com/i/s10VzxaEJxMP
My whole life is just joyless, i don't even enjoy anything, i literally force myself to do stuff like watching TV or playing games, since otherwise i'd just stare at the wall the whole day.
>>746322216
It went from calling people bitches to being supportive.
>>746322753
Fuck you
>>746322789
Saved. Also fuck you.
>>746322993
Take a nap nigga
>>746323421
You're invited over anytime you like so feel free to come through
>>746323421
I hate napping, I've got an assignment and I feel like I've wasted time.
>>746323348
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s10VzxaEJxMP
Thanks! I love it!
>>746323389
Yeah I sort of suck at this. Cunt.
>>746322999
Get smashed and tell everyone to fuck off. No sense worrying about things beyond your control, right?
>>746323084
Sounds like relationships, yeah. It helps to try and learn how to communicate without resorting to personal attacks, from my experience.
Vocaroo later
>>746323356
What is stopping you from becoming a pirate?
>>746323495
Where you at nigga
>>746323662
When is the assignment due?
>>746323727
I'm up north west, complete other side of the states from ya
>>746323727
>What is stopping you from becoming a pirate?
the fact i'm not /fit/, don't have money to afford a boat or a crew to operate the boat, and i sure as fuck don't have the motivation.
>>746323662
Poor chose of words, homework. It's due in 4 hours 15 minutes (midnight my time).
>>746323863
Fuck that. You find motivation when you throw yourself out there. Start with working out to gain more energy. If you dont have a goal let becoming a pirate be your placeholder goal and work from there
>>746323854
Fat chance.
.. You guys have legal weed there?
>>746324033
Crank that shit out and then rest you sick fuck
>>746324163
We sure do, why do you smoke?
>>746324315
Not as often as I'd like. Hows your state's economy doing since legalization?
>>746323727
Act like when you bullied waifufags back then.
>>746324375
A lot better with the extra money coming in from all the weed tax(after sale, we don't have sales tax up here)
>>746324432
Act like a self-important faggot so I can.
>>746324487
I need to get in on that. Hopefully itll be common place soon
>>746324163
But mum I don't wanna go to bed.
Hi anon. I did my obligations. Kids are sleeping, laundry has just washed ready, dish mashine is still working. Nothing on TV, wife went to some course. In my work i did all i could, and i am doing better than others. 60000$ on bank account, in 5-10 years i should pay my mortgage. Fuck, i have nothing to complain, i have even gone down 10 kg lately. I am just tired.
>>746324641
One day soon I believe it won't be federally illegal anymore, the medical studies that keep coming through really help it a lot. I've considered growing it as an extra source of income too
>>746324641
But I usually act selfless.
Hey miss Revy, i got bullied for wearing your shirt when i was still in school.
>>746317531
evening revy
i've been under the weather for a few weeks now, yes because of a girl aka ex-gf by now
recently got back in contact with her after a couple of weeks after the break up
first i wanted to talk about things again
but now... i don't know... we've been going back and forth for a couple of days now asking when we're both free to talk...
Revy do you do any hardcore drugs? or is drinking more your thing? Roanapur's pretty bad for it.
>>746323421
Fuck me indeed
>>746324772
Is this thread just gonna turn into me telling people to take a nap?
Take a nap anon. Sounds like you've earned it. Like a full on dad nap in your living room with the TV on full blast.
>>746324727
DO IT FAGGOT
>>746324776
Yeah, it would grow readily here but I've only ever grown crops in dressers. I'm sure the DEA will handle this with the desires of the general public in mind
>>746324841
You should have bullied them back. Why didn't you? Go beat someone up to appease your waifu
>>746324816
So.. be a jerk for sport.
>>746325175
>Fuck the DEA, I've worked with them before and those cock suckers are more corrupt than I imagined
I uh, yeah I hope so. You should try growing some things that are in the ground! It can be pretty fun and if you do it right/give it enough attention you can make money from it too if not just enjoy consuming something you grew
I just wanted to say that Kermit is a massive cuck and an Alice orbiter. Maybe if he wakes up and grows a pair of balls and realizes that alice is a lying manipulative psychopath we can be friends again.
>>746325175
B-but being bullied and abused is my fetish...
>>746324886
Whats stopping you from asking her out for coffee to discuss things? Better to read people in person.
>>746324930
Hardest thing I do on occasion is LSD. never really been into anything worse than that. Beyond that its whiskey, coffee and weed.
>>746325057
Eyyy. The drool is an extra nice touch
>>746325366
What happened between you two?
>Azula
I was going to tell you Ty Lee was better but then I just realized I like her more since she's younger and expresses that she has more energy
>>746325428
>>746325366
Who do you think would be the top if Azula and Revy got drunk and tried to have sex?
>>746325591
He got assblasted that I gave info to an anon who expressed the desire to kill Alice.
>>746325666
Azula def
>>746325666
It would obviously be a firey struggle for dominance the whole way
Also afk 10 minutes
>>746325766
Kek
Dude as if Alice can't handle them self anyway, the fuck is he white knighting for
>>746325175
I'm a grown ass man I'm not taking a nap.
>>746325821
I like rough fucking so thats just perfect
>>746325846
Because Alice manipulates, and fosters dependency. He's both dependent on her emotionally and madly in love with her because of years of being under her influence. It's sad because it will never be returned so he will always been a puppet to her.
>>746325846
That's what cucks do
>>746326027
Wow, crazy, guess it's good I never talked to them too much.
>>746326082
In his case this might be true. I don't know if it's more sad or pathetic
>>746317531
Good morning, anon. I have trouble with my bf, he claims to love me but he doesn't accept me for who I am, what do?
>>746325428
>Whats stopping you from asking her out for coffee to discuss things?
80 miles and the fact that she broke up via text and phone i guess
but i might just ask her if we could talk things in person rather than phone.. means one of us has to drive an hour but it would help more
Fuark
Need to watch my anually dose of black lagoon again
english dub is da bomb
also revys VO is 10/10
>>746326273
Well if you ever do again be careful, shes been at it for years and shes very good at what she does.
>>746326398
Hang yourself
>>746326398
That's actually Revy, Ika.
>>746325358
Yeah, growing it in dressers was mainly for the stealth aspect.
>>746325366
The madman
>>746325423
Explains why you like Revy.. wear the shirt anyways and take your licks then.
>>746325846
Too much free time
>>746325953
Go chug a stiff drink like an adult then
>>746326027
Inb4 we just die
>>746326398
Find a new boyfriend. Doesn't sound like you are in love.
>>746326902
Hey I can think of worse ways to die
>>746326737
I'll keep it in mind, over the years I've only ever heard stories of these types of things but have noticed Kermit changing over time.
>>746326761
I'm not sure about your living situation but I feel a closet at the least would give it more space and be healthier for it with the right setup.
tfw done crackdowns on people who had entires buildings filled with the stuff, multiple 2 levels growing per floor
The effort they put into it is amazing.
>>746326902
He needs a new hobby that isn't sucking Alice's dick
>>746326737
soon, very soon.
>>746326746
Her name is anon.
>>746326902
I am in love, i love him, and he loves me, but I don't think he accepts me
>>746326902
I... I love you Two Hands.
>>746326477
Especially if you are willing to make the drive id go that route. Theres a lot to be said from body language alone. I hope things work out for you anon.
>>746326532
Agreed on all fronts
>>746326746
We are all anon, technically. I could be one of many Revy anons
>>746327016
And I'm Goku.
>>746327041
Lol why do they call her "two hands"?
>>746327016
Not soon enough
>>746327016
You certainly arent in love then. What does he struggle to accept?
>>746327180
I'm dumb
My entire life is a fuck up, and I clearly don't care enough to fix that, but I also don't hate myself enough to go out and get a gun to kill myself, so I'm basically living in limbo.
>>746326972
Of course you could. Lets just eiffel tower Spicer instead
>>746327014
Yeah it was a bit cramped near the end. Still got a good yield after curing it though.
>>746327041
Fag
AAAAAAAAAAA
>>746327151
SSJ3 Goku masterrace.
>>746327224
If he doesn't accept me then I'll know for sure that I'm completely alone in this world
>>746327248
The "real" me.
I've tried therapy for six years to change myself but I don't think its working. It's like trying to make a gay person straight.
>>746327363
Tell me you fuck
>>746327466
start lifting, srsly, start lifting weights
Is this the dicksuckers thread?
>>746327425
eh mmf isnt my style, lucky slav
>>746327466
Sonata is a loser and an autistic faggot. Youre basically alone anyway
>>746327415
I'm glad you continue to wake up every day, anon.
What did you fuck up? I guaratee you it can be unfucked with time
>>746327460
EEEEEEEEEEEE
>>746327466
Well I've given you advice on the subject before. I dont think you should stay with Sonata. Move to a third world country and marry some cannibal who will love you for your violent tendencies.
>>746327581
It is now
>>746327466
You have your orbiters on /a/. I heard they would give money.
And SSJ3 Goku is outclassed nowadays, but still equally the badass he was back then.
>>746327583
If you squint hard enough the back end might look female.
Oh well I've gotta find someone else to dick my boyfriend
>>746327574
I lift every other day, jog every morning.
>>746327583
oh shi-
time to go
>>746327624
shhhhhhhhhhh
you should keep our convos secret x.x
bye now
>>746327795
time to watch DBZ again, brb
>>746327624
I'm very well aware it can, just don't give enough of a shit to put in the effort, therefore I'm fucked. At the end of the day, I have all of the reasons not to change, and at best, two to change.
Funny you should mention waking up. I always tried to OD on my sleeping meds, hoping I'd just not wake up. And the number of times I've cried myself to sleep in the past and wished I wouldn't from a young age is far too many to be healthy, but has apparently resulted in a psychosomatic pain in my eyes whenever I cry, so I just kinda... Don't really do that bar once in a blue moon anymore.
Fun stuff.
>>746326902
I don't do drugs because I'm high on life (12 btw).
>>746327624
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>746327795
See if Orbiters were to be willing to give me money Id want some orbiters. Does anyone really orbit guys tho
>>746327830
Good luck with convincing him to do that
>>746327919
get out
>>746327919
I mean I give that advice to lots of people..
>>746327986
NAP
>>746328010
UUUUUUUU
>>746327425
I really hate how hanging out with you guys had me even remember who that spicer fag is
>>746328058
That's why im getting the absinthe
>>746328106
Spicey is cool though. Avatarfag punching bag
>>746328062
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>746328010
Please sir may i have some more
>>746326737
>Well if you ever do again be careful, shes been at it for years and shes very good at what she does.
Kek
I was in the chatroom for a bit. She's above a layman when it comes to that, but to anyone who has a grasp of understanding in psychology, she overreaches way too much to be believable. Her word is law, and she surrounds herself with people who've chugged a gallon of the kool-aid, so there's no room for dissent or even external qualification of her statements. Shit like that is why avatarfagging has been put on the list of bannable offenses.
>>746328211
Wasn't he on that retarded "kill all avatarfags" campaign and tied up on Alice
>>746326398
I saw your pictures and you really need help.
>>746327919
Never mind.
>>746328344
He still is afaik
>>746328344
For a while yeah. Strings have been snipped though. Now he just rages at what pleases him.. usually still Alice and avatarfags
>>746325175
I like you. Still not sleeping
>>746328062
Only if you read me a bedtime story.
>>746328287
Good synopsis of what is wrong
>>746317531
i found a teen that wants to play daddy on omegle, from my own country. It was ok, but she says "daddy, mommys cheating onu" and i say "who cares, ive got u". She says 'yes" and disappears. WTF?
>>746317937
Holy fucking hell Ichi the Killer. I forgot about that movie.
>>746328830
It's a good movie. I am still trying to find that opening scene soundtrack.
>>746327919
It's gotten crazy
>>746328058
They would.
>>746328606
Jerk it and dissolve into your couch then. You've earned it.
How old are the kids?
>>746328631
There once was a man that wanted to take over the world.. but some shota ruined his plans and he failed. The end.
Im bad at stories.
>>746328746
Take the time to type out the word "you"
Also idk man try again. Maybe tell her youll rape her mom
>>746328986
u dont rly get to try again on omegle
BOI, AM I FUCKIN TIRED OF SOLVING THE SAME CAPTCHA FOR A MONTH NOW, FUCK
>>746328986
I'll probably lurk, watch anime, beat my meat and sleep in a few hours.
>>746317531
I'm here because I am too broke to go anywhere else and none of the jobs I've applied for have gotten back to me because I'm a little pussy bitchaskdjgj
How's your day going, anon? Save me from this boredom.
>>746329332
I forgot to say great story :^)
>>746328956
I need to get some orbiters then. Wanna orbit me bby
>>746328058
>See if Orbiters were to be willing to give me money Id want some orbiters. Does anyone really orbit guys tho
You don't know anything about orbiters do you?
god i'm so bored
>>746328986
You're smart. You don't try to help people who don't ask for it. Good on ya.
>>746330082
welcome to the party
>>746330082
You are cool
>>746330082
Play a game.
Or watch DB like you said you will.
>>746330279
i brought watermelon, you can't have him though, he's my pet
>>746330340
I'm actually a dorky nerd irl
>>746330369
video games are boring and I changed my mind about DB
>>746330462
heres the real question
why a pet watermelon?
>>746330462
youre crazy
>>746330598
It's s touhou thing.
>>746330462
I don't even doub it still I like it
Hey Revy, would you be able to do this quote I heard from a show?
"Would you just PUT IT IN ME ALREADY? ...even if you just need a place to pee!"
>>746330598
First of all that's not a real question, the real question is why not?
>>746330643
Hey hey hey i really don't like that word.
>>746330793
everyone is a nerd in some form or another. just like how black kids dork out when they talk about rap music
>>746317531
This is a really weird thread coming from you, Revy.
>>746331253
You are though, You're a dog killing psycho
>>746331412
alice has poisoned her
>>746331417
that's just a meme created by alice2, i've never harmed an animal in my life
>>746331253
that is a good question
how do you domesticate a watermelon though?
>>746331560
with lots of snuggles and pets <2
>>746328344
Fuck off
>>746331996
Nah I'm pretty sure I only remember you as one of Alice's orbiters
not sure which version, probably the best one
>>746331996
motha-fuckin'-Jack fuck-your-mother-saidways-Spicer
22yo m.
paying bills / living independently from family since age 17.
have a soulmate, partner in crime, best friend, boyfriend, groom to be.
we're both janitors.
just bought a small plot of land with the goal of living a sustainable lifestyle..would rather pay almost all of our paycheck for property tax on something we actually own than on rent at a place they can kick me out of.
got an infected and split wisdom tooth extracted today. the bleeding has mostly stopped and i am taking a shit ton of motrin so...im not exactly in pain at the moment. i get a day off, anyway.
been waiting a long time to have insurance to get my teeth worked on. they have 5 or 6 more to pull out over the coming months.
im in pain and kind of a degenerate so /b/ has the distractions that pass the time for me.
>>746332207
>Alice's orbiters
I'm not one of those sad clowns.
>>746332287
Are you okay?
>>746332447
no one is going to read all that
hello hello Revy <3
>>746332512
i'm okay, i'm at a critical moment in my life where the man i love won't accept me for who i really am, what do?
>>746332447
Get some pills
>>746331779
the only way to domesticate a watermelon
does it require food?
>failed trannyfag detected
>>746332804
Leave
>>746332447
Aw, that's sweet. I wish you two the best.
NEET here, waiting on girlfriend to bring me pot, listening to Redman. Had a doctors appointment yesterday, she wants to get me into psychiatric theropy and find a medication that works for me. I'm here beause I'm afraid of leaving my house and don't function well in person.
>>746332804
Be someone you're not or give up on love. It's pretty simple.
>>746332711
>im young and kind of fucked up in life so far
>but i bought some land and am not lonely
>so thats good
>my teeth are gone
>my face is going to hurt for several days
>im a degenerate / thats why im here
>really hoping the navy takes me
>>746332950
growing up, i've been less of a social flower and more of a social fungus, i empathize.
i don't connect with people / can't do the whole 'hi how are you great good okay thanks bye" thing....also, i have an unusually big head, underbite, big nose, things that seem to trigger an instinct in people to avoid me, not look at me or talk to me, etc.
>>746332829
it requires lots of sunlight and water. Its better to grow them away from trees and stuff.
>>746332947
i can't... I love him so much.
>>746332980
i have for 5 years, I'm fucking sick of it.
Tell me about your kinks Rev. I'm sure you have some.
Im just here to read shit
>>746333293
You could try working out and wearing makeup
>>746333293
Then you'll have to change yourself as anon said
>>746333433
Give us your Rory porn stash
>>746317531
Why the fuck can't I get better at melee.
>>746333293
>I'm fucking sick of it.
Doesn't matter, it's the only thing you can do. If you're truly that tired of it, give up on your love.
>>746333433
hello hello Rory <3
>>746333504
Just look for it yourself. Its not hard.
>>746333292
oh man my life ended when the Marines rejected me. i'm still very salty about it.
Sounds like you need to eat your veggies~
>>746333355
Roku is my nigger
>>746333485
I do workout! I don't wear makeup.
>>746333493
I can't... help me.
>>746333293
Afraid of being alone?
>>746333610
why did they reject you?
and in what context is the statement about the veggies?
>>746333610
>help me.
Love isn't for everybody.
>>746331559
This is nev, I saw the pics you sick retard
>>746333293
sounds like a tough process
i dont think domesticating a watermelon is for me
>>746334202
hello hello banana anon! <3
>>746333610
Only you csn help you
fuck
a*
>>746333549
i feel like giving up every day...
>>746333697
Yes ;~;
but I've always felt alone and i don't really have anything in common with everyday people
>>746333718
i couldn't pass the psychological exam.
And veggies will make you feel better and great for your teeth and stuff.
>>746333746
I want to know what it is, I don't want to die not knowing what it is.
>>746333877
You're not Nev, Nev is German with a long sausage
>>746334065
It'll make you appreciate it more. Like when you build a gamer PC.
>>746333610
Dump the faggot
>>746334319
i guess it would make you appreciate it more
well, til next time. have a good day!
>>746334319
Wow youre fucking pathetic. Im sure youre worse than that faggot rem at this point
>>746334860
what did Rem do ;~;
>>746334932
Besides being a nosy annoying faggot? You tell me, hes just another pathetic revy orbiter
>>746335033
what's a revy orbiter?
>>746335033
No cult here, sorry
>>746335033
It's like you want me to talk to you~
>>746335697
Why dont you go back to begging for revys attention. Try not get depressed again when no one feeds you attention
Thread sure got weird
>>746335903
Don't act such a fool, no wonder you chose Kermit as an avatar... You're such a puppet.
>>746335903
This is the faggot that worships Alice and complains about his two dyke moms
>>746335903
hey kermit, this is flan. i heard you hate me. why exactly?
>>746336092
kek yep i sure am kermit
Fucking loser, I bet you cried when no one payed any attention to your shitty voice threads.
>>746336333
buttmad :DDDD
want some cream for that ass rash?
>>746336333
>admitting to being kermit
You should have just stayed anonymous, no we know you're that pathetic beta cuck
>>746336333
I'll admit they are shit because no one wants to hear a deep voice so requests.
Now, who's the loser here, a person who goes on for conversation or a person who goes insulting people over a screen?
Being depressed over a thread being spammed isn't something to be depressed about :^)
>>746335903
>>746336333
Kermit or not, you are the saltiest motherfucker here.
Are you that upset Rem? Did you really hve to samefag that hard to post those childish comments?
Go back to the chat and wait for revy to return as you always do
>>746336853
REMAIN UPSET
:DDDDDDD
>>746336853
They are just bitching about you in discord now, honestly this is petty bullshit on both sides. I'd say they are stupid for even talking to you but it seems you have gone out of your way to find people you do not like and then bitch and moan about it. How pathetic are you
I might be diagnosed with cancer. I don't know. It might be just my imagination (I hope it is) but if it's true I will have to say goodbye.
>>746336853
Is this Nep?
>>746337169
Go to a hospital and find out, the worst thing a person can do is self diagnose without proper knowledge on the subject.
>>746336853
>sensible chuckle.gif
You're a silly little bugger. Seriously, did growing up suck for you that much you have to find some form of authority online?
>>746337169
What's your final request in life?
>>746337169
How do you not know if you've been diagnosed?
>>746337196
No, I'm struggling with mobile data, and I'd rather just watch in these situations.
Hi.
why is everyone fighting ;~;
>Im a drug addict becaus i Fucking Like Drugs
>Nobody Understands me
>>746337417
Mommy and daddy just like to give each other shit so when they hate fuck later it will be the best thing ever, they don't mean it.
>>746337493
You only like drugs because of the drugs.
>>746337273
It's like I didn't even think that I can have cancer but today I felt different. I checked out symptoms and all checked
>>746337417
They want Revy to notice them.
>>746337584
o-oh ;~; isn't it easier to get along though
>>746337646
you could just do what I do and say hello hello Revy <3
>>746337622
Trust me, self diagnosing yourself is the worst thing you can do. I was CONVINCED I had skin cancer, I fit every symptom there is for it and I guess I even convinced others around me that I should get it removed then checked out. The biopsy came back with nothing.
Go see a professional, it will save you a lot of stress in putting yourself into that thinking psychologically.
>>746337717
Yeah but humans are weird.
>>746337824
but it's so much easier to just be kind to others than put in all that effort to hate people!
2B IS A PIECE OF SHIT (stdin)= 790eed00edf589d9117692ad11a018ca279ced1d
>>746337115
It wouldn't surprise me if they were. Isn't it funny, that he is desperately seeking attention from people that dislike him?
>>746337717
Hello love-anon <3
>Revy
>>746338461
there you are! it's been a long time, I'm glad you didn't get too caught up in the storm!
>>746337115
>>746337115
That's not Kermit, btw.
Kerms is playing Bloodborne
>>746337943
Some people are just naturally assholes, I'm kind of in between and say shit I might not actually mean but it's just who I am deep down, even when I try not to be.
>>746338408
I don't see him posting anymore so I don't think he is doing what you think he is.
>>746338612
Yes I know. I don't know why people immediately assumed it was him lmfao
2B IS A PIECE OF SHIT (stdin)= 790eed00edf589d9117692ad11a018ca279ced1d
>>746338969
hello hello! what did 2B do?
>>746338521
No not at all. We got pretty lucky. Still put us without power for a week though. How have you been?
>>746338612
Whoever it is they need to give up their dream of writing fanfic.
>>746338408
Nigga this aint highschool. If we hated Rem we would bully him, but there isn't really much to bully over.
Sorry to go MIA for everyone else this thread. I literally fell unconscious mid-post.
>Revy
>>746339162
I'm doing the best I can! I hope you get electricity soon <3
>>74 6317937
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ICHI THE KILLA good on ya man bringing some nostalgia back to me btw you can really easly search those songs up i think jewtube has a loads of em
