Matched on tinder
How do i approach this?
Send a picture of your dick and a time to meet up
>>746312113
tell her you support trump after you fuck her and her bound to be ugly roomate
>>746312113
Last time I matched with someone like that (only it wasn't Trump, but the norwegian equivalent) I asked if she was a bot or not. Since it was the first time I had actually seen an attractive girl have that in her profile. She laughed, said yes and a couple of messages later we had decided to meet up
>>746312298
This is totally Fuckable
tell her you really just want to fuck her roommate
or her dogs and thinks shes a fat piece of shit
You gon git robd
>>746312359
This. 100% this.
>>746312113
>wants nsa sex, but cares about who you voted for
>unironically uses "sorry not sorry"
>works for the New York Times
Hard pass.
ayeee bby ima fux yo qt ass sooo hard yu finna not sit right fo sum time ya hear
27? she looks closer to 37.
>>746312113
>doesn't even spell douche right
I guess I'm out.
Say you just want a blowjob because you don't trust the cunt of somebody who's openly trolling tinder for dick
Well, bang her and then after cumming on her face let her know you voted for Trump.
ask if her bio is a joke and if she says no arrange a time and place.
Place penis into vagina OP
>>746312113
>"better then"
PASS.
>>746312350
>is almost 30
>not married
>no boyfriend
>looking for fuck buddies
>on tinder
>is some typical liberal
>lives with a roomate who is apparently willing to fuck a stranger to, undoubtedly tells her her slutty and self destructive life style is good
lol. Once women reach 25 and arent married or in a serious relationship, they really should stop fucking around and get serious. The excuse of "muh career" is just sad considering their "careers" are ALWAYS meme jobs like being a secretary.
Why do i have such severe autism?
>>746313116
How do I recover?
>>746313078
shut up normie
>>746313116
show last pic?
>>746313246
>>746313116
>>746313186
stop having severe autism and just banter her onto your dick
>>746313328
What do I say?
>>746313116
"Do you prefer video games or board games?"
>>746313364
"I'm gonna drill you till you beg for me to stop."
>>746312113
>"hey I'm looking to fuck too"
>fuck
>after done, tell her you're a trump supporter
>video tape
>post on /b/
You really need directions for this, nigga?
>>746313078
How is she a typical liberal when you can literally fuck her and her roommate if you support trump
'Piss on me'
>>746313116
thats just a guy trying to find out the hole in his security. I'm really curious why you dont believe mt profile.
>>746313305
would fuck both tbh
>>746313418
learn to read
>>746313078
Ignore that
>>746313116
Game? I thought all I need to do is send an ab and dick pic?
>>746313364
I think you already sunk the ship tbh. But you need to make a witty reply saying you're seeing if she can handle your long game or something. Implication being your benis
>>746313561
>>746313575
I fucking ruined it
We'll see what she says
>>746312113
>better then yours
>then
>>746313305
Neither are cute. But added together in a threesome they'll make a 7 or 8. Congrats OP!
>>746313116
than* you're* to get*
tell her you're rich and own a vineyard in southern France. she's clearly an imbecile.
Yeah
>>746313116
Ask her if she prefers beef or chicken.
She looks like she'll be hairy as fuck and her roomie is a land whale. Abort.
>>746313716
Quick. Ask her this >>746313722
>>746313716
Will respond with Any thing witty you guys suggest
>>746313768
>>746313716
It's almost like she thinks she's... better then you.
>>746313716
Tell her to stop pretending she has any sort of standards and tell that hoe to stop playing games as if shes some catch
>>746313645
You didn't ruin it the first time. She was just teasing you, playing around. You need to be more confident and less sensitive
>>746313716
So you haven't mastered basic spelling but you can assess my personality from two sentences. Have you always been this much of a cunt or did that happen when you turned 30?
>>746313834
Bam
>>746313898
100% this.
>>746313878
Idgaf anymore
I have a tinder date on Wednesday with another gril
>>746313828
in what universe is this witty?
>>746313898
duuude, this!
>>746313828
Nooo you retard!
Ya dun goofed.
Next time with a girl like this be a fucking man.
"wow it's time to change your tampon already? Let me guess you constantly bitch to your friends how you can never find a nice guy but here you are on a shitty hookup phone app, with a pussy so used that it's fraying at the ends. And you think being a cunt is gonna get you anywhere, yeah with thirsty cringe worthy orbiters."
>>746313898
This
>>746313990
That's the beauty of tinder. Although the bad side is that most girls are there looking for relationship now even though the app was created for hookups
>>746314015
>"wow it's time to change your tampon already?
this is retarded and comes off as pathetic. You might as well just say "you really hurt my feelings"
"If you're not a dick or Trump supporter, you MIGHT get a threesome with me and my friend!" So basically, she has a butch dyke or a numale as a friend and will have them join in IF the beta that does connect with her gets lucky. I got a feeling she likes being dominated by a real Trump supporter man.
this thread stinks of virgins pretending to be not virgins.
>>746312113
>TBH she is just looking for sex
but only if you're a liberal, and she likes your personality from the two sentences you wrote, and it's the third Tuesday of the month, and many other things that are the exact fucking opposite of
>TBH I am just looking for sex
Guys come up with a potentially devastating comeback
>>746313716
Fucking eat your ass out sugar tits
>>746313942
Tell her you're gonna eat her pussy out like a goddamn raspberry soufflé
>>746314152
"Yeah. So you result to sucking truck drivers for 5 bucks, a single scrap crystal, or their shower credit."
>>746313305
Talk about plain janes. But if they are willing to suck your dick while the other rims your ass, ok, now you're cooking with fire.
>>746313898
This op
>>746314179
>>746314152
You can't fill the hole your dad left with dick you washed up std whore.
>>746314152
What a bitch. Didn't even answer the beef or chicken question.
>>746314152
hang on, I have to go reread her response. I missed the lie the first few times, but I'm sure I can find it!
>>746313898
This OP
>>746312113
Bump also in Ottawa
>>746312350
BS that she's 27, I'd say 40
>>746314289
Wanna smoke a joint?
>>746314101
Nah. They know by that sentence that having a vagina automatically makes them interior.
>>746313116
Ouch, she's honest. At least you're not out of the game, though.
>>746314152
"Let's start it over then. I'm <insert whatever name>, I enjoy skydiving and competitive pole dancing. Also I have a 9 inch dick"
>>746314258
nice, OP
Reply with the following, including quotes. Then unmatch/block her. No explanation needed
"TBH I'm just looking for sex"
Send her a pic of a dick, doesn't have to be your own. We've come this far and I wanna see how further we can take this lmao
Guys i need to go nuclear on this one
>>746314309
I don't smoke anymore, but I'm down for a beer.
>>746314317
Inferior* auto correct
>>746314152
You mean you don't meet many men because most of them swiped left and you decided to call them trash
>>746314361
personally i'd just turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>746313898
This one
>>746314228
>>746314260
The two above in order of each other.
>>746314361
>>746314361
No wonder you're 27 and single.
>>746314361
You went full beta cuck, never go full beta cuck.
>virgins think she is real
>not a troll account
all of you should be ashamed, no woman would actually put that on their profile. The thressome thing is complete bait for losers like you guys.
>>746314361
What would interest you, then?
For being on tinder asking for dick, you too picky
>>746314361
just tell her what the other anon said before about her and her friends together being a 7 nearly an 8 and that the reason she gets to turn down lots of men is that men will look on craigslist for a fuck its not as if they are very picky, they often entertain whores but you are simply one who doesnt get paid.
then close the app and walk away and go and talk to someone else
>>746312113
What a stupid fuck, who cares if you're a Trump supporter of you live in Canada..
>>746314361
And you still haven't unmatched me, because most of those men swiped left and you're too starved for conversation that you're rather talk with someone you dislike rather than be alone
How much to watch you and roomie fuck your dogs? Seems you're a total bitch anyway so may as well go the whole hog.
dont waste your time she sounds like a thot
>>746313418
>being this retarded
>>746314547
Rekt'd this is a good one. Looks like we got some extroverts in this thread!
ENTP FTW.
>>746314564
>How much to watch you and roomie fuck your dogs? Seems you're a total bitch anyway so may as well go the whole hog.
this one
I rather jam my dick into a blender.
>>746312113
Obvious bot is obvious
Get fucked OP you're a nigger
>>746314015
man =/= butthurt
K fuck guys
It's okay. I'd rather fuck your dogs than you.
>>746313716
You need to up your game, son.
>>746314677
You just went full retard
Y... YOU... YOU CAN HAVE A THREESOME WITH ME AND MY DAD
>>746314734
Oh i know
Tell her "let's get down to brass tacks" $25 for head 50 for full penetration. (and yes the saying is tacks not tax)
Grats OP, you're a guy on tinder that posts random insults when you get rejected by an attention whore.
>>746314677
And that's the end of the conversation
>>746314477
is that a thing? tinder bots that you can talk to?
whats the point ?
>>746314258
since you didn't like my earlier suggestion >>746313898
Just be honest...
If I had game I wouldn't be talking to a moderately attractive, barely literate 30 year old future cat owner who cannot afford a place of her own on tinder now would I...
>>746314677
your first mistake was to message her. definitely has a resting bitch face and you could tell by her bio she was a cunt. The only winning move was to not play at all.
>>746314862
She already changed her profile
Come back
>>746314822
its not a bot, its someone baiting people probably a guy, possibly a woman. Either way their profile exists to troll. How that majority of this thread cant see that is shocking, but I guess americans have a hard to distinguishing fact n fiction.
>>746314677
>mfw this girl literally stated she's open for sex only, swiped right on op and he managed to fuck it up by trying to play hard because /b/ told him to.
>>746314916
Atleast i won't be a washed up reject by the time I'm 30.
you're all idiots.
she's obviously purely using tinder to bait guys into making moves on her so she can reject them for the luls, she's probably a man-hating lesbian and that other bitch is her GF.
>>746314890
proof you're getting trolled and everyone in this thread should be fucking ashamed.
>>746314916
lol you just got utterly destroyed
>>746312354
roll. say this OP
>>746314916
women. Oh shit I thought I was talking to a tranny.
>just looking for sex, 3some too
>actual conv: i want a man with personality
logic is difficult
>>746313898
what a bomb
>>746314923
i use an old nokia i dont own a smartphone and i met my bitch irl
tbh i wouldnt ever lower myself to online dating that shit is pathetic but w/e bro
>>746314595
lol
>>746314361
good thing im a super nerd and i know where you live now so im pretty sure we will be having sex later tonight
>>746312929
simple and quick
>>746314890
message her again, tell her she looks like this girl you use to fuck's older sister... if the older sister had an extra chromosone, and had been beaten about the head and shoulders with a god damn shovel.
please please give me another chance baby!!
>>746315087
I'm the 4chan hacker of 2006.
>>746314916
She plays hard to get when shes already hard to want. Neither op nor she have any social skills
>>746315087
THIS
>>746314916
Umn...... 103 matches is really low tho? Unless she meant that day, then it's really high
>>746314985
Did you just assume her gender?
>>746315025
why are people still giving advice? How can you all be this fucking retarded?
>>746315173
Nobody asked for your opinion, whore
>>746315146
At this point, this thread already belongs in a cringe compilation
>>746315193
>you deserve 25% less earnings.
Kekd
Best reply from OP yet...
why do you pretend to be so superior when the only thing interesting about you is that you put out? and i mean that's fine to be sexually liberated, but you chastise me and men in general for being "boring" when you bring nothing but your clam to the table. Congratulations, you're a pro bono whore.
>>746315193
Did you just try to greentext on tinder?
Anon......
>>746315269
Id say this but she unmatched me
not op, but found her facebook
rebecca.moger.77
>>746315087
roll for this
>>746315193
You green texted on tinder
You're such an autist how did you fuck this up
All you had to do was talk to her like a normal person
>>746315316
I copy and pasted
>>746315344
Fucking kek
>>746315193
That last line was gold.
OP that pics are taken by some facebook, you got rejected and betaed a fucking fake account
>>746315342
I wonder why
>>746315344
holy shit the doxxing is real
>>746315344
Holy shit someone add her.
Holy hell I didn't think feminazis like this actually existed out in the wild. Inform her she checked the wrong box of the "interested in" section and move on to someone tolerable.
>>746315443
Dude literally googled her picture. Calm down anon
Send her a Trump quote before exiting
>>746315344
>rebecca.moger.77
nice find anon
laughing so hard at her pics.
ugly man-faced feminist with her smash the patriarchy mug. so cliche.
>>746314361
"Phew that's good. On hindsight I think I've dodged a bullet here. Picture the scene, a woman so devoid of personality, fun, or any sense of respect that she has to put that she's 'here for sex' on her tinder profile just to get a nibble. That didn't work so then she has to offer a threesome with her hotter roommate just to attract interest. You've probably been rattled more than a beggars tin, and will end up alone and drunk at your hotter than you roomies wedding in future lamenting about where it went wrong and how it's so unfair that 'there's just no good men out there' without realising good men don't go bitchy types who offer their pussy on a tinder profile. So thanks for saving me from you"
>>746312350
She ugly as shit an she's trying to bait chads with a chance of a threesome, she's a predator even seen these in the wild before they call themselves unattractive females, who knows why.
>>746315580
Those pictures are just stolen for the tinder you fucking idiot.
>>746315548
Nah. I facebook searched "Stepping Stones Foster Care rebecca"
>>746315344
everyone should spam her inbox with dick pics
she wants dick? let her have it.
>>746315344
OMG call the foster care place she works at and Fucking send them her facebook profile picture. She's clearly not mentally fit to handle Kids.
>>746315344
>rebecca.moger.77
>77
So she is literally 40?
>>746315548
i mean he still posted it on a public site full of hungry autistic faggots, it still count as doxxing if you ask me
>>746314916
The tension is building. You two must hate fuck each other now.
>>746315633
nah, her FB is connected to her Tinder.
>>746315344
post pics
>>746315267
op isn't a total fag afterall
>>746315697
I dont believe that in the slightest.
She works with retards, might be good match after all.
>>746315646
she's endangering those children by having her workplace info up on Tinder and using it to troll men with offers of easy sex. not to mention the fact that somebody who behaves like that shouldn't be around children.
someone report the cunt.
>>746313716
you fucking retard
>>746315697
This man is right.
So yeah... it's really her. Which is kind of fucked up if you read her profile. Seems she works at some Christian Charity thing. Wonder if they would like to know about her activities.
>>746315344
WINRAR
>>746315770
what if she pisses off the wrong guy and he turns up to her workplace to confront her and ends up shooting the place up?
>>746315808
someone show proof its connected cause I dont fucking believe you
>>746315808
they should know. she's endangering the kids she works with by actively trolling men on tinder and degrading them how she is. one day she'll do it to the wrong dude and he'll turn up to her workplace considering it's on her profile for all to see.
>>746315824
As if that's a reason for her to not have that job. How spergie are you bud?
>>746315193
I'm sorry OP but you defo need a permit for the disabled spot
She obviously doesnt recognise the dangers of the internet. Even more stupid than she looks.
>>746315824
You mean like... Someone from the asshole of the internet?
>>746315938
"all" women are stupid.
>>746312113
You're on /b/ asking for advice on how to fuck an open slut on tinder.
You're already guranteed to be too autistic to get her to fuck you.
On the bright side, it's more than likely a fake profile, and you're probably touching yourself to the profile of someone else on /b/.
>>746315870
It is
All my tinder pics are my Facebook pics too
>>746315931
It was the worst way to start to be fair. Hilarious
Should have said "Who needs game when you have cocaine?"
>>746315906
how spergie do you have to be to be totally fine with a woman who actively trolls men online with offers of easy sex working with children, while her workplace info is publicly available on the same medium she uses to carry out that trolling.
no matter how you look at it, that's irresponsible and dangerous. not just for herself but for the kids around her.
not to mention the fact that somebody with that mentality should NOT be around children, who knows what she's teaching them. she's not exactly a moral figure is she.
Send her this anon
>>746316057
Its NOT her, the people saying her tinder is connected are lying cause they're butthurt they got tricked.
>trying to greentext on tinder
and you fucking wonder why you are still a virgin
is thread over?
>>746316246
She unmatched
>>746316244
who cares, green text or not, > always focuses.
>>746316244
I'm not
>>746316148
or maybe you're her and someone gave you a head's up about this thread and you're here for damage control.
what proof do you have that it's not her?
why are you so concerned about her when she's actively trolling men and degrading them online, seeking to humiliate them?
a moral champion on /b/? nah definitely not. something is amiss.
>>746316148
Who cares? Just doxx her anyway just in case
>>746316277
do round 2 with another one.
next: take dubs as suggestion and post what winrar says.
Will be waiting...
>>746316246
No we're sending pictures to her workplace of her facebook and tinder profile
Hell to the NO NO NOOO, look at this mentally ill slam-pig
>>746316308
no I just dont want the story being changed from, bunch of loser idiots cant spot troll account - bunch of faggots dox random girl cause theyre too stupid to spot a fake account.
>>746316375
This
>>746316384
Fucking gross
>>746313078
>their "careers" are ALWAYS meme jobs like being a secretary
my fiancee is 29 and she's a marketing manager, she makes 5x times my salary per month
I wish I had her "meme" job
>>746316384
Shes already looks like a shitty person
>>746312113
https://youtu.be/lw5kF_EhDYU
>>746316384
is that sperm on left one's thigh?
itt
beta cucks that are nothing more than...
beta cucks.
>>746316244
I always used greentext when talikng to girl, now shes totally in love so fuck
>>746316308
>heads up about this thread
>billions of people in the world
what fucking world do you live in mate. You're cancer.
>>746316458
accomplishment that is
>>746313078
>muh career
Just an excuse to be a worthless whore
>>746316398
It will still be funny. Why do you care so much?
>>746316477
thats called a shadow
>>746312113
Seems like a total cunt, I'd avoid
>>746314152
Welp, OP, tbh your moves are pretty weak
>>746316477
some people call it sunlight. try to get outside more often
>>746316494
fuck off it's happened before
include me in screencap
>>746316556
>>746316544
Am I color blind or going to be blind?
>>746316449
So you're a toyboy?
>>746316725
just stupid
op you're so pathetic
>>746316698
whomst says its gonna be recorded. niglet.
SCREENCAP
In robot voice "please, sit on my face"
After reading through her facebook post and shit, I am leaning towards it really being her tinder and not a catfish.
>>746316856
maybe. Where is OP?
keep this thread alive for op
>>746317072
checked!
>>746316977
the fucking smash the patriarchy cup gave it away.
she's blatantly just using Tinder as a means to humiliate men because she hates them.
WHERE ARE YOU OP
>>746317072
>>746316994
I'm done here, she unmatched me
>>746312350
Dropping of the face is a sign of heart problems, sideways hairline to her left is a sign of left hand dominance which fits because that seems to be her strong side. 27 year old looking for sex only on Tinder is a sign of mental illness. Willing to do a threesome in addition to all of the above...
If you meet up with her she'll either kill you or you kill her of a heart attack while having sex.
>>746313305
Her eyebrow looks like the shadow of a bent cotton swab.
>>746317290
Next round?
Suggestions:
>>746316365
>>746316898
well almost everyone in this thread was trolled by a retarded feminazi on tinder. this was shit tier bait from her part and she succeded
>>746316477
No, it's pus from her STD's
>>746315610
Reroll
>>746317514
damn.
Ottawa anon still here?
proof it is her tinder and facebook
doubting faggots
>>746317838
LEAK
>>746317645
Yeah
>>746317838
Oh fuck
>>746315550
This pic is the best part of this whole thread lmao
>>746312113
Oh my nigga you in Ottawa. Send her my way
>>746317935
Add my kik
Dank_Harry
>>746317838
how many dickpicks do you think she will get?
>>746317838
you da real man.
>>746317838
Can confirm
>>746318326
BOO reaccs only. also LMAO at only 12 likes
>>746312113
This thread going to die someone make another
>>746318422
We doxing?
She will end up claiming your raped her. Stay away
>>746312113
this bitch will prolly accuse you for double rape kek
Abandoning thread.
Fucking NYPA
Yo faggits Know where she works, Just mention it and scare the shit out of it
>>746318664
I asked her if it would upset her work place(s) to know about how she portrayed herself on tinder, she claimed they wouldn't give a fuck.
Want to call her bluff, but not sure how to go about it.
Hahahaha what a thread.
Gonna hit her up later on to keep this shit alive. She lives on campus somewhere near me.
>>746318768
just report her to them, and also report them to the relevant authorities because they're endangering children as a whole if they don't care about what she's doing.
it's basically reckless endangerment. she's practically inviting strange men with psychological issues to fuck her up at work.
>>746318834
You go to Algonquin?
>>746318768
She will end up writhing an article about you and how your male privilege has harmed her and you raped her and her roommate. Liberal chicks are insane.
>>746312113
Kys
thread of the year
>>746318647
This ain't a personal army.
OP didn't even post anything, we did. For the lulz.
>>746318768
Post screen cap
>>746318326
Deserves 25% less for sure
>>746318905
You can't report her for wanting to have sex. You think they are going to fire her for being sexually active? Jesus christ..
You trap loving, dick rating new fags are fucking dumb.
>>746319264
Preach
this thread is pure gold, please dont let it die and make a new one
>>746312618
this guy knows whats up
that bitch has crazy SJW written all over
>>746313078
This might be the dumbest thing I've ever read and that's saying a lot.
This thread is the best
I needed this
>all these people claiming they're talking to her
>not one has posted a single screenshot
>>746319264
Not the point. People like sex, everyone gets that but you don't need to post you work at a foster care place.
i dont know whats up with feminists they hate men but want sex they just want some beta cuck boy who will reinforce everything she says
>>746318326
>that cup
>Mfw she says she just wants to fuck
>mfw she wants them to have a personality despite only wanting dick
Screencap
>>746319264
no you dickhead.
she works with children and she's luring men towards her with the promise of easy sex and a threesome but only doing so to troll and humilate men. god knows how many men she's done this to over time. and eventually she's gonna do it to the wrong one who will want revenge and turn up to her workplace (because her info is public on her Tinder).
if she wasn't working with kids I wouldn't care. but she is, and she's endangering them as a result of her actions.
>>746317838
ZUCKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>746313716
>nsa sex
>wants you to show game
i thought the normal thing was just say hi then show up
>>746319701
tfw even when women say "free sex" they want a man to work his ass off for it
female entitlement /b/ros
>>746317838
Well. Was it beef or chicken?
I've been waiting all God damn thread.
This thread was good. It's dead though.
>>746316449
Just because you're a shit excuse for a man doesn't make the meme career statement wrong
Report the fuck out of her account, least we can do.
Her name on facebook is Rebbeca Flynn but you can find her by typing in Rebecca.moger.77
>>746318326
The only smashing she has done is by fucking dudes pretending to be liberal cucks. Then hopefully after they paint her ugly face with their man juice, they laugh in her face while say they're Making America Great Again by putting dumb whores like her in their place.
Didn't see this posted yet. She is rebecca.moger.77 on FB. Pretty funny.
>>746313376
kek
>>746316384
Holy shit. I knew something was up with that weird angled face-shot she took for tinder.
Blah blah bla
>>746312113
what the fuck , date her, but bring a knife anon
Poor silly boys missing out. This just gives women more reasons to hate men. If you wanted to get laid you should've tried being a decent human being.
>>746320702
Ho Kay dude
>>746312618
She doesn't work for the New York Times you fucking sperg. INTERESTS: New York Times; the interests they show are ones that you and your match have in common. So to be fair, they are both retarded
>>746312113
Not reading thread, looks like a 40 year old ho wanting attention from men. Only needy betas are going to respond to this chick's blatant advertising, everyone with self respect will ignore her. She gets off on attention since she's aged and isn't getting it from men she considers attractive. This is some Women 101 bullshit. Unmatch her, that was the only appropriate thing to do from the moment you saw her profile.
>>746320702
Is that true? Can we please see your ass?
>>746320702
It's her! Someone must have sent a link to the thread.
>>746320702
Well I am married so i have plenty of sex.. good luck with isolating men cause your too far up your own ass
>>746320702
Hey Rebecca you slut
It's actually butch dyke roomate. This is hilarious keep on going gentlemen show us what your all about.
>>746321035
>your
You're*
This is why you deserve 25% less earnings
what a dumb bitch. i wish she dies
Stop the hate
We wish you would die to babe
Bump
>>746321035
>ahha yes this is hilarious, I find this very funny but deep down I'm extremely hurt and men are evil pigs grr
Fuck off you carpet munching cunt, people that are so fat and ugly shouldn't have an ego as high as yours
lol this place is full of pathetic men who are just sad because they always get rejected
So now we find out who the roommate is?
>>746314916
Reply: "Pansexual? Are those the ones that look like girls but have penises? I always get these mental disorders mixed up nowadays"
s c r e e n c a p
On the left
>>746315344
this nigga