Hey fellas, it's Dan Schneider here.
Are Jenette threads a thing on your website ? If not let's make that so.
>>746300930
jennette "stop squirming" mccurdy
Supposedly her
>>746301073
nah
Lurking
Another supposed
Look at the tit size difference between those two supposeds m8
>>746300969
'Homo say whaaaaat?'
Wish this were really her
>>746301138
yeah those big C cup tits are definitely the same girl as those A cup tits
absolute retard.
>>746301268
*marks another internet battles won mark on chart*
>>746301268
He never said he believed it . Just another picture that has been named a win of her
>>746301213
Well, I'm not saying it's real, but the left shot is in a dress and support and probably some pads to help. The right shot is flat on her back with the boobs spilling into her armpits. This is certainly possible, especially if the pics are at different times and different weights.
Pic related.
>>746301213
Lying down vs standing up. Certainly plausible.
>>746301415
Thanks for not being a retard anon.
>>746301268
>>746301213
Push up bras and the fact when women lie on their back their tits go smaller because they fall to the sides.
Probably not, but.
>>746301689
It's not. I'm glad also because I hate nips like that
>>746302106
after all that nig dick she satisfies herself with a lightsaber
>>746302211
>>746301000
Dude has 3 front teeth,
>>746301259
They aren't?
>>746302600
Anon..
>>746302600
Checked. But please don't be stupid.
Shes starting to look like Elliot from Scrubs
>>746302950
>>746303030
looks like michelle trachtenberg in euro trip but with tits
>>746302810
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>746303131
Nobody said its a bad thing
Dan "Along came a Schnieder and crept up inside her" Schnieder. I am gonna need timestamped tits from you before believing you come to /b/.
>>746300930
coalburner get fukt
>>746303221
you say it like its a bad thing
>>746303551
>shitted
>>746303687
nice memebro
she's 10/10
>>746304122
>>746304426
We all have to agree that she's hot as fuck.
>filename
>>746305559
>>746302600
Fucking ded outside smoking at the methadone clinic and I couldn't get a hold of myself when I realized that shit cuh
>>746305778
>>746303779
Fucking faggot ass cuck, get off my /b/!
>>746306097
>>746300930
What's up Dan
How tight was Miranda Cosgroves vag?
Also can you give me a job?
>>746301689
That's Chastity Lynn
>>746306296
We can't all be as insecure as you.
>>746302211
Nah she just uses the lightsaber for easy on-the-go abortions
>>746300930
>poorly dyed blonde hair with dark eyebrows and dark eyes
No fucking thank you. Take this trash back to the trailer park.
>>746305276
Heard you girls have been swearing again!
Time to wash your mouth out with.,,, Dan.
>>746301073
First of all that's a bed frame being compared to a door frame
>>746306878
>tips fedora
>>746306790
makes sense
Every time I see this picture I have mental images of some weird hentai where the dick is popping out the poor girls mouth. The physical mechanics of this relationship boggle the mind. That dick had to have been between her lungs at some point.
>>746300930
Zero interest in the mudshark. Dating a nigger is career suicide.
>>746307309
>>746307282
Kek
>>746306878
>>746307345
>>746307339
Dem titties tho.
>>746307339
How inadequate is your penis that you get this triggered, friendo?
>>746307505
>>746307588
>How inadequate is your penis that you get this triggered, friendo?
Ask your mother, nigger. White chicks that fuck niggers cease to exist. Jeanette no longer has a career due to niggeritis.
Figure it out.
>>746307609
And dat ass tho.
>>746307282
as black people go he is weirdly friendly looking, bet he secretly plays runescape
>>746307282
i have dirt on this nigger. will probably naturally arise in six months because i dont know how to or who to sell information to
>>746307649
>>746307676
SOUNDS LIKE YOU WISH YOU WERE HER IN THAT PICTURE YOU FAT LONELY FUCK
wonder how many loads her feet have taken
>>746307641
Sieg heil there, JimBob.
>>746307758
Riley Reid?
>>746307762
why are you shouting?
>>746307649
I imagine this is something like what her previous sex life must have been like. Keep it stretched or else.
>>746307763
whatever the number i wanna add 10 more
>>746307913
go fuck yourself nigger
>>746307676
>he secretly plays runescape
>has millions of dollars and access to any fun as fug activity in the world
>lets waste my life killing goblins and talking to autistic faggots in a game made to cuck the players every opportunity
>instead of spending the millions of dollars on a decent game, and fucking bitcheez
>>746308169
YOU DO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AT HUH FAT UNEMPLOYED LOSER?
>>746307995
are you trying to lose weight?
>>746301000
It's a mirrored no one is that symmetrical
>>746307676
Despite what /b/ would have you believe there are a lot of good black people out there.
There are definitely a lot of problems within black culture but there are always going to be people who don't fit that mould
>>746308311
Dan is
>>746308275
NO FAGGOT. I DON'T EAT 20 GALLONS OF HAGAAN DAZ A DAY LIKE YOU FAT ASS
>>746307900
Go away nigger.
>>746308504
you're the one that brought up fat, with no prompting, I think you're fat and you use it as an insult to make yourself feel normalized.
>>746307505
How many times did danny spank that ass
>>746307668
manly ass
>>746308712
what kind of girly men do you hang out with?
>>746308598
OK HOME SCHOOLED FAT ASS. YOU GOT ME. TELL MUMMY YOU DID GOOD SPANKY AND SHE'LL BRING YOU 4!!!!!! PIZZA POCKETS
>>746308712
YOU SPELLED FAT WRONG.
>>746308712
You have way too many issues to try to deal with all at once. Let's start with this: if you look at that ass and equate it to hairy man butt - I think you need to reconsider which side of the plate you're batting from.
>>746308918
UHHH FAT FUCK...IT'S FAT UNSHAPELY ASS GREASED INTO PANTS 2 SIZES TOO SMALL SO FUCK OFF NIGGER
>>746308843
YOU SPELLED PHAT WRONG.
>>746308918
manly ass manly jeans
>>746308988
NOPE....FAT IS SPELLED RIGHT SCHOOLED RETARD.
>>746309011
FAT MANLY ASS. BUT IT'S A BOARD FULL OF TRAPS, NIGGER COCK AND FAT CHICKS....SO.....
Less replying to shitposters, more Jennette pics/gifs/webms
>>746309187
>>746309187
>>746309187
HELLO EVERY ONE, I'M MISS AVERAGE UGLY CHUBBY FUCK BUT I MAKE FAT FUCKS WHO GREW UP WATCH NG ME WET IN THEIR VAGINAS
>>746309423
YOU MEAN STARS LOOK LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE A PROFESSIONAL MAKE UP ARTIST NEARBY?!
WHO WOULD'VE THUNK?!?!?
>>746309423
also she still looks cute af there. is that the worst picture you could find?
>>746309504
"STARS"?? USING THAT WORD LOOSELY AROUND THIS CHUBBY UGLY FUCK
>>746309564
NOPE. THIS IS
>>746309666
>cute smile
>boobs
>worst picture
Does not compute
>>746308344
The only good nigger is a dead one
>>746309423
Yeah I would rather fuck miranda but you can come suck my balls
>>746309779
niggers
>>746307339
Dating a black person isnt "career suicide". Your just showing us your feelings of small dick inadequacy.
>>746308344
>there are a lot of good black people out there
nice joke
>>746309925
yeah of course it's not career suicide, it's exactly what the jews who run entertainment want to see
>>746309925
>Dating a black person isnt "career suicide".
The sky is not blue.
>>746309983
and now anti-semitism. Please dont blame your virginal status on others but yourself. If your dick is smaller and you're poorer thats no excuse for your racism.
Waaaaaaaaaaay too much same flagging going on in here.
At least post some spiderman/crusade pics like you usually do you autistic mong, they are funnier than ranting in caps
>>746310052
where are you getting this racist bullshit from, pls give me examples of your thesis.
>>746310120
Fuck off, nigger.
>>746310073
t. a nigger
>>746310073
>>> that other website is that way
>>746310404
1. Niggers
2. Jews
Is this your first day on Earth?
>>746310494
what
DAN
FUCKING
SCHNEIDER
THIS AIN'T A FUCKING GAME, BITCH
I WANNA WATCH A SITCOM
WITH MY HAND ON MY DICK
>>746308987
>>746307282
Yet another white actress PROVING her progressiveness.
>>746311050
>fat
Fucking Gaylord. That is a tight ass.
>>746311050
looks like an ogre
>>746311160
Or an attractive young actress drawn to a multimillionaire with a penis the size of your forearm. You jealous, big boy? Want that dick for yourself?
>>746311515
you watch too much blacked nigger, get outside
>>746311717
sound really bitter to me mate. small dick, no money. So whats your girlfriend look like?
>>746310404
really? Is that all?
>>746311515
>to a multimillionaire with a penis the size of your forearm
10 years after leaving his sport he will be nearly broke with 20 children from 16 baby mommas.
>>746311515
But she dumped him after 1 date, she obviously learned how bad niggers stink
>>746311841
Nope pretty large tbh.
Graduating this semester and going to be making 6 digits.
>>746302950
Fucking hell, Schneider was so screamingly obvious about his foot fetish.
Props to the man, though I hope he goes to jail soon.
>>746300930
She's got a niggernose.
>>746312131
By six digits do you mean $9999.99 a year?
>>746312284
$100,000 nigger
>>746312154
don't count on it
hes got more work to do, more famous and soon to be famous underage vaginas to fuck and impregnate
>>746312873
ew that close up
already showing signs of white ageing
looks like she stinks
>>746311934
>>746307282
I think she probably just figured out it just wasn't going to work.
>>746313025
this ones worse
>>746308987
Calm down jimmy. We know puberty is a difficult time.
>>746313491
wow she really did get aids from that nigger...
>>746313491
>>746313580
i'd still fuck
>>746310996
Body that is built for BBC
>>746313861
nope, needs to be fat
>>746313266
>>746314374
sauce
>>746314374
poor jennette
why fuck jennette when you can fuck the star of the show
>>746314994
only took 4 hours and 15 minutes
>>746307282
>Dated and had sex with him because her manager told her he's famous and it could make her more relevant if she dated someone famous
>Breaks up after 2 weeks
>Tries to redeem herself on twitter
Do we want her back, or is it too late?
>>746314994
u the real MVP
>>746315174
once you nigger, you can't come back
lol and she dated a guy who plays for one of the shittiest NBA teams
>>746315313
as if she cares for what NBA team he was in... she just wanted his BBC
>>746315313
>Jennette didn't pull punches -- admitting she only heard about the guy after he repeatedly chose her as his "Woman Crush Wednesday" on Twitter -- and eventually agreed to talk to Drummond because he "seemed like a big deal."
>Omg I scored an NBA player
>ha the pistons fucking suck ass, come on you're better than that
>y-yeah nevermind you're dumped
>>746308311
did the three front teeth give it away?
>>746315174
Once you go black, we don't want you back.
>>746300930
>tfw you will never have a threesome with the Icarlys
That fatass is living the dream.
>>746314817
Every /b/ catalog page ever.
>>746314994
Frumpy flat chested frat house passaround coke whore. Hard pass.
>>746301242
What?
>>746316766
For real? Backstory of this?
>>746307282
RIP Vagina.
>>746316026
who dat? not comin back
>>746316766
>Hard pass
Muh dick want to believe. Elaborate, bro.
>>746317282
You just know he ripped her apart
>>746317695
and she loved every minute of it
>>746316916
>>746317576
Its copy pasta on /b/ like once a week or so. What are you, new? Lurk more.
>>746317797
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
>>746317794
Tell us, Dan the man with a plan.
>>746317794
Can you blame her? Look at how fucking tall he is... must be fucking huge down there
>>746317906
>tfw Miranda will never spit a mouthful of cum in your face
why even live
Less talk, more McCurdy.
>>746318267
Yes! more!
>>746317946
truth dude, i'd kill for a sextape
>>746316766
I'm curious too. How do you know? Do you go to her college?
>>746318666
Jennette Mccurdy and a huge nigger cock... that would be a beautiful sight.
>>746318666
Yeah, just imagine that monster nigga raw fucking small Jennette... Time to fap!!!
At 5'2", what a handy little fuckdoll she would be. Tiny but built tough and sturdy to handle the abuse. I could make a hell of a long weekend outta this honey.
Be honest, /b/.
Would you let your daughter star in show produced by Dan Schneider? Sure she would be famous but you would have to deal with his creepiness and bastard behavior. Plus her feet would be exploited for all the world to see.
She's like a watered down michelle trachtenberg
>>746319035
Even fat Trachtenberg can't compete with that upper deck
>>746319274
da fuck
shoop, right?
>>746319422
Oh I wish, my friend. The days of Dawn Summers are long over.
>>746317906
Lol /r/thathappened
>>746308918
31/7 would fucking smash!
>>746319711
Fuck, I don't need to see "this".
>>746319880
It's a fucking travesty, that's what it is.
>>746318794
fuck yeah man
>>746317906
Maybe that pasta is true. Saw her at the Despicable Me press day at Miami, and she looked like a big slut who just got fucked in the ass by a whole football team. Bitch was a bit high, just party favors.
>>746320601
post more jennette?
>>746314817
shadman: Lana with horse
>>746319274
>>746319711
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