Well?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Well?
>>746298524
Yes.
LOG
O
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A creamy one?
>>746298524
Grow up kid
>>746300009
A steamy one?
Corn?
>>746298524
Please die. We won't want you here anymore. We've been enduring your logposting for two whole years now.
Think about that for a minute. Do you realize what can occur in two years? In two years, a baby can be born, learn to walk, speak, and, if it's advanced enough, even be potty-trained.
The very fundamentals of motor skills, human interaction and sanitation can be learned by a mere infant in a span of two years.
That's the amount of time you've spent posting pictures of logs on 4chan.
While there are babies out there opening their eyes to magic of their own very existence, you're sitting in your room crying yourself to sleep,
muttering "creamy steamy dreamy log slidding down my fucking throat" in between gasps of air while realizing that nobody loves you. And it's your own damn fault that nobody loves you.
You've shunned everybody you've ever known, turned them away in favor of a forced shitty meme.
Your mother is heartbroken that she'll never be able to see you get married, she'll never be able to be a grandmother,
all because you'd rather spend your time asking anonymous posters on imageboards if they would suck a log of shit out Andy Sixx' asshole.
You're a fucking wreck and I think I speak for everybody when i say that we've had enough of your shit.
Maybe it's time for you to pull your head out of your ass and realize just what the fuck you've become.
Maybe, JUST MAYBE, with enough work, you can turn your life around and become somebody worthwhile.
At the very least, you can die saying you tried to do something other than waste everybody's time with stupid fucking pictures of logs.
>>746298524
Grow Up
lol @ people saying grow up on /b/
Well?
Creamy one?
Steamy one?
>>746298524
Call fucking Phil Griffin, I don’t care who the fuck you have to call, Stop the hammering!
>>746302469
Would you swallow it?
A dreamy one?
Well?
if dubs, a hot warm log slides down my fucking throat
>>746303310
Almost
Would have tasted good
>>746303310
rolling
mmmmmmmm andy sixx's logs
>>746303413
>>746303310
that's so fucking hot, i'd pucker my lips and suck the cream out
rolling
forced meme down our throats
>>746303677
>>746303467
>>746303467
Did someone say Slidderman thread
>>746303555
Trips logged
>>746303677
Dubs logged
>throats clogged
Come on into this thread anon, we all slide logs of shits down our throat down here.
You can tell this is mentally damaged samefagging because in all the threads the responses are the same. I bet i will be quoted and told some variation of 'grow up'
Its fascinating
>>746304302
Well?
>>746301740
Grow up
>>746304381
Well?
>>746303555
Trips logged
>>746303677
It's not a meme, junior.
>>746304302
>only 1 logposter
Wow kid. You sure have a lot of growing up to do.
Why do the most retarded American kidz sperg out over the Log?
>>746304302
Grow up.
>>746304302
Another armchair psychologist.
>>746305835
More like psyCLOGogist.
>>746304302
It's been a little over a 1/2 hour since you posted this.
Although you have aged can you say you've matured?
LOG
O
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>>746298524
MODS BAN THIS DOUCHE
>>746306075
Report it. see what happens, sport. Heh heh.
his bf
https://www.xvideos.com/video28629193/teen_skinny_sissy_play_dirty_with_her_panty_in_public_toilet
>>746303677
actually, it's not a meme, kiddo. It's an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents /b/ these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on /b/, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.
But both of these interpretation of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say it's brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldn't share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does Andy's Log mean? Only you can decide that for yourself.
>>746298524
>>746298524 Good mornig bastard
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>>746307570
>>746307599
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>>746304302
>samefag
Proof?
>>746307599
Dubs logged
>throat clogged
I vote for Andy Sixx Logs
I like mine chocolate flavor
>>746298524
noice
>>746308253
It was destined, like holy matrimony, that one day Andy Sixx would meet the glorious log in all its steamy creamy dreams. Just as I was meant to meet my beautiful Jewess Queen. The stars alligned for this day. Let the halls of 4chan chime of these marriages for eternity
>>746307765
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Yummy creamy log
The verdict: Andy has the steamiest dreamiest creamiest logs in the entire internetz. Case dismissed.
>>746308536
Bumping for throat slidding interest
>>746308597
Nurse can you bring me some of those delicious logs and we can make out after lunch
>>746308379
IM PICKLE SIXX!
>>746308675
Are we logged in guys
>>746308786
My Queen supports Andy Sixx Log guy and there's nothing anyone can do to deny me of my love for her and our love for Andy Sixx Log guy so stick a sharpie in your pooper and taste logs
>>746308786
We are logged in so fucking hard
>>746298524
>still pushing your autistic forced meme
Are you happy about wasting your life, OP?
Well what? You disgusting poop eating freak
>>746308953
So sexy
If she asked me to jump into bed with her right now I'd do it without a second thought. Anything for my Jewess Queen.
>>746308953
Are you happy about willingly choosing to not grow up?
>>746309039
Jewess Queen is best waifu. She can make any outfit look fashionable and sexy. No other waifu can compete with the great Jewess Goddess Andy Sixx makes for creamiest logs. Bow down before our greatness.
>>746308953
It has managed to become a meme tho.
>>746309163
This
I bet the guy that started this shit is so proud of himself.
>>746309163
No it hasn't buddy.
Two things you can't find a flaw in:
>My Jewess Goddess
>Andy Sixx's logs
>>746309236
Whoops, wrong pic
logging in for the win
>>746309236
>>746309272
Sorry, it has.
https://shitlogof4chan.wixsite.com/logofshit/log-of-shit-news
http://andy-sixx.wikia.com/wiki/Andy_Sixx
https://youtu.be/j68W7y4qvco
https://youtu.be/ZPFNB2oOM1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NAlu0UGBqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk8ESKRXkUA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFnaZUAXopo
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https://youtu.be/EmbUqArXfuA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16fUKJDfyjb
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kuEmnswVkj
Get some taste, Andyfag.
>>746309328
>a bunch of obscure garbage made by the same small group of people
Wow, such a meme. Wew...
>>746309344
Dubs logged
My sweet Jewess queen I love you
I want to give her the ring I spent all my savings on just for her. All I need is my plane ticket and I will come see you my beautiful Jewess Princess and wife to be
Andy Sixx and Jewess Queen Rule Teh Internetz face it.
>>746309501
It's true
>>746309386
Suck a thick juicy log for us
>>746309238
I've found a flaw in her.
>>746309683
Maybe you should post one then because that overused turd you put in all your crappy shops looks dry as fuck
>>746309684
>Worship the Goddess and suck on Andy's logs
>Gtfo
Pick one
>>746308486
This guy is gonna be mad when he finally finds out that sage doesn't work anymore.
>>746309740
It's the casing my man
>>746309763
She's flawed. She can't even do a poo this big. What a joke of a "goddess" she is.
>>746309842
You jerk off to this.
>>746309828
A good creamy turd would have a crust.
>>746309882
Yes? And?
The wicked halls of 4Chan shall remember this day for eternity. Me and my beautiful Jewess Queen are a match made in heaven. Andy Sixx and his logs are a dynamic duo. What could be better?
>>746309937
You jerk off to this.
>>746309937
Nobody that logposts Andy Sixx stuff jerk off to it man
Gib me dat log,
>>746310016
Yeah? And?
>>746310065
Well yeah, their dumb memers with no taste.
>>746309208
I am
>>746310173
What?? Logs of shit for $0.00 ??!!
>>746310285
>black log
>is grey
Lol
>>746310352
Fat retard will have to spend another 20 minutes to fix it.
>>746300000
My dear, sweet Jewess Queen's got the eye of the tiger.
I want her to pounce on top of me and rip me with her claws. So fucking sexy. No waifu can compete with this little number here.
>>746310472
Grow up
>>746310472
If you can't appreciate his artistic talents then try slidding a creamy log down your throat. It's so life changing. It'll be a step up from the dicks you shove down your throat everyday.
>>746310648
>No waifu can compete with this little number here.
Wrong
>>746310951
Step aside, my Goddess will squash your puny waifu. She's got claws like a tiger and lightning fast reflexes.
>>746311079
Monsoona will literally squash your false idol between her two muscular frog cheeks.
>>746310951
>>746311079
>>746311139
Pure autism
>>746311139
My Jewess Queen will use your waifus super elogated tongue to lick her carpets clean in her fancy suite. Also to clean the toilets and gulp down piles of logs.
>>746311269
>says the Andyfag
>>746311269
I'm kicking this guy's ass for the sake of this thread
I have the ultimate Jewess Goddess after all
>>746311430
Grow up
>>746311449
You may be btfo'ing him but I don't see what it has to do with Andy Sixx
fucking Samurai
>>746311329
Monsoona will shove your weak waifu up her ass and crush her into a turd-shaped log of flesh and shit her back out into the toiler where she belongs.
>>746311504
Oops sorry
We are number 1
Can you make an Andy Sixx - We Are Number 1 Meme (Robbie Rotten)
>>746311449
you will only be crowned the queen if ur with andy sixx or have andy sixx eat your Log of shit
>>746311653
We are number Sixx
>>746311601
This is an Andy Sixx thread not a war of the waifus
>>746311710
This
>>746311747
No-one cares about your dumb forced meme, faggot.
>>746311850
Grow up
>>746311850
He's actually good at it if you weren't such a faggt about you would see it. Same as me expressing my love for my Jewess Goddess who I will be buying a planet ticket and paying her a visit to propose to her. Everything has its pair and an artist has an eye for match-making. We are the dreamers that dreams. And the logs that cream.
>>746312056
No-one cares about your awful unholy lust for the Andyfag, you dumb memer.
>>746312056
>we are the dreamers that dream
Is that you, David lynch?
>>746312117
I don't lust for him, silly. I am devoted to my one true Jewess Queen and wife to be. This is love in its purest form. Literally indestructible.
>>746312160
You've got a meme for everything just a true artist would. You're underrated, but still... an artist.
We are bumped to number 1 again
Let the world remember Andy Sixx log king and Jewess Queen in all their fire and fury. We are the crusaders of the internet.
>>746312430
Wish I could take credit, but I didn't make them. I am merely a log archivist.
I did request the eraserhead log image personally though.
>>746312253
>Literally indestructible.
It could be easily crushed by a fat boulder.
I want the cream
>>746312650
>not having a log the size of a planet
Sorry man, it's been proven time and time again that Andy's logs are undeniably superior in every single way.
>>746312650
Go away you ugly piece of log. My Jewess Queen is protected by my undying love. She is like a butterfly in the wind dodging every feeble attack you try to throw at her.
>>746312925
Don't know who this is, but looking at her makes my throat ache for one of Andy's steamers.
>>746313247
It's Emma Roberts. She is the new queen of /b/. Not everybody feels the same, but it'll take some time for them to warm up to her. Like Andy's warm steamy logs
>>746312808
>not having a log the size of a planet
Actually, I do, fag.
>>746313534
Sorry, that asteroid-sized inferior shit wouldn't eclipse the sun.
I understand your desire to he humiliated every time you enter these threads but wow man. Pooned
>>746300946
Thank you.
>>746313374
Oh. That's uninteresting.
>>746313534
Not creamy enough
>>746313760
Also not steamy enough.
>>746313746
I found a picture of you when I ran a search on your IP you are one ugly motherfucker
>Pic related
I miss my dear sweet Jewess Queen right now. I want to wrap my arms around her milky white tender body and stroke her golden strands of hair.
>>746313760
>not creamy enough
>looks soft and bendy unlike Andyfag's dry log
>>746314127
Log moar
Then you'll know what we mean
>>746314300
Dubs logged
>throat clogged
>>746311777
Trips logged. Throats clogged.
This is the 3rd log I've been in that has run over 5 hours.
>learn it
>love it
>live it
LOG
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>>746314448
I fucking love that there are slidderman pictures specifically devoted to Andy threads. Can you post more to save to my log folder?
>>746314610
That means we're doing something right
Success
Soon the whole world will be slidding steamy logs and worshipping my Jewess Queen
Fuck off now, spidey. This is our turf.
>>746314690
>>746314743
Thanks. Any moar?
Anyone have that Spelling Bee green text?
>>746314866
Double sixxs logged.
Wish I saved it
>>746314843
Bow down before the queen of /b/
>>746298524
I will shit in his mouth, he will enjoy it, and ask for seconds
>>746314945
Nice.
There are almost 1,000 log images by now though, but we don't try and fill the thread with them so posting to 150 is irrelevant.
>>746313891
the stork on the toilet, that's the one that delivered me to my Mom
>>746315205
Donna, you're a stork.
corn?
>>746315028
Yeah but 150 is the image limit and your faggy thread is over. You might think you are trolling but this is fun for me and for all the other 4channers who are praying for your painful death. The longer you keep going the more karma goes to you.
>>746315365
We're both having fun! That's all that counts I think.
>>746298524
Nobody fucking listens to Marilyn Manson anymore, faggot.
>>746315365
Kek I don't know if you've noticed but as soon as one log thread is over a new one is immediately posted. 24/7. It's been like this for a year.
I'm personally not paid to post them but I know a few others are. It's never going to stop man.
>>746314866
>>746314903
ArchaeoLOGist here. I have got it! Part 1:
>be me
>single father
>daughter is in elementary school
>Let's call her Jill
>she signs up for the school spelling bee
>spend all week going over flash cards and practicing
>the big day arrives
>she's killing it
>most of the kids who entered are fucking retards
>one kid spells "catch" with a "k"
>I shout "get off the stage faggot"
>dirty looks from all the parents around me
>don't care my daughter's clearly gonna win
>it comes down to the last two kids
>the fat slut judge clears her throat
>"Jill, your word is 'six'"
>she spells it perfectly
>"S-I-X-X. Sixx"
>mfw the judge shakes her head no
>"I'm sorry, that's incorrect"
>other kid spells it with one fucking "x" and the judge grants him the point
>clenching my teeth so tight I break a crown
>literally shit my pants full I'm so angry
>other parents move away from me as it starts to smell like shit
>now the score is tied
>>746315571
There are three log posters that are paid on schedule. It's not much, but it's money, and you get breaks when other non paid loggers post. My personal "shift" is 10 am to 6 pm est.
>>746315602
>"Jill, your word is 'sliding'"
>Jill leans in to the mic
>"S-L-I-D-D-I-N-G. Slidding."
>I stand up to clap
>some shit slidds down my slacks and lands on my shoe leaving a massive skid mark
>then that fat cunt judge says "I'm sorry, that's incorrect"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>pick up my chair and start bashing the other parents without mercy
>kids all start screaming and running
>take down my slacks and let my muddy ass mess slop fall on the floor
>scoop up a handfull and chuck it at fat judge bitch's face
>directhit.exe
>my dick is out now and fully erect
>someone pulls the fire alarm
>one of the kids pulls a gun out of his backpack and starts a shooting rampage
>pretty bad ass actually
>grab the judge slut by the hair and lift her off the ground
>"please, let me go,"
>I look her dead in the eyes
>"Logless shills aren't welcome here."
>slam her down on her desk, breaking her spine clean in half
>the rampaging kid asks the spelling bee winner if he believes in god and then shoots him in the face
>Jill snatches the first place trophy from his cold dead hands
>"Daddy I won!"
>you sure did, sweety. You sure did.
>>746315571
>Paid to post
How? Can I join?
>>746315781
I can't say who the small team that "employs" me is, I'm sorry. I probably shouldn't have even said that in the first place but it wasn't specified in the rule pdf so.
>>746315602
>>746315762
You da Man!
May all the logs you receive be creamy, steamy, and dreamy.
>>746315909
Likewise, a fellow logman. Keeping on steaming and dreaming.
>>746315571
Actually no, most of the log threads start between noon-10pm. You don't see many after that because mom puts the kids to bed.
I wish I could get paid to worship my Jewess Queen. I'll do it everyday and I'll enjoy looking at her beauty while putting cash in my pocket at the same time.
>>746300946
I couldn't have said it better myself anon
>>746309901
Logicians.
>>746316404
grow up
>>746316404
Well said. You're my new God.
Just report and move on. It's easy.
>>746316117
I'm sorry, but you're wrong. I know because
A. I'm paid to post them and have seen these threads firsthand.
B. This time is when the threads get the most *replies*, based on monthly LOGistics reports
C. Before I was "hired" 3 months ago I was on a 3 and a half day coke binge, time spent entirely on /b/. There was a log thread constantly
D. At the job I mainly work, after switching shifts two and a half months ago, I worked third shifts for 8 months. Log threads all night.
Sorry man, there is a log thread up 24 hours a day and it's been like that for at least a year. Even the people that pay me won't tell me how and why and when this started.
Just remember to add and image and sage in the email field.
>>746316670
tl;dr.
>>746316672
We don't try to fill the log threads with images. The point is to keep a thread on /b/ always and you're helping
>>746316672
The only sage that works in this thread has been eaten & digested by Andy, newfag.
>>746304302
Grow
GUYS I DONT GET THE THING BOUT THAT LOG CLOG POSTING. SOMEONE EXPLAIN PLZU.
AM I THE ONLY ONE?
>>746316604
Found the newfag.
>>746317038
Do you have any of the images where people were actually banned for reporting? I seem to have lost them
>>746309328
You forgot
https://k003.kiwi6.com/hotlink/84nw617kzz/andy_sixx.wav
>>746316117
You sure spend an awful lot of energy observing and posting in log threads.
kys log-fag
>>746315028
I like the social network
and i like this meme.
Everything works out great
>>746317173
That's alright, we like to keep him busy.
>>746317099
>>746317143
>>746317073
>>746316967
>>746316778
>>746316726
>>746316672
>>746317317
Thanks
>>746317373
More!
>>746317373
Stop
>>746317426
>>746317439
Don‘t stop!
>>746317426
*more*
>>746317267
Her arms work.. she wouldn't drown
>>746317494
to die for
>>746316670
I don't see the point. It's a thread. It's one of many threads on /b/ at a time. It can be ignored, hidden, reported, etc etc. Pointless, waste of money on the employer's part for the dumbest 'cause' (if you can even call it that) I've seen yet. If the point is to force a meme, then, woo, again, one of many memes that will be inevitably forgotten.
The fact this has been going on for 2~ years doesn't mean a thing.
>>746317038
Not new (not that that matters at all), but this maymay is new to me up until recently because I stopped visiting this website for a bit.
Also, if I do get banned, I won't really care. I've been banned in the past and it only slightly irritated me because I hardly post. If the moderators/Hiroshima ban me for reporting spam, then so be it.
>>746317019
Get dubs & you'll find out.
Happy rolling.
>>746317741
How is it spam?
>>746317741
>newfagdetectorisofthecharts.jpg
>>746317820
kk /roll
>>746317845
Maybe my logic is flawed, actually, because it's only one thread at a time, now that I've put some thought into it.
Guy could be juggling multiple threads at a time, but he's not.
(That's if this guys story is even remotely true)
>>746317879
Ok.
>>746316117
Really because this thread was posted at 6 am...
>>746298524
get a fucking job, faggot fucking op.
>>746318251
>logic
>log
>>746318671
Grow up
>>746318719
>hurr I said grow up to make seem like I'm mature
>posting in an Andy Sixx thread
I found the orbiter
>>746318962
Become an adult. Logless shill
>>746319048
>logless shill
stop being so cancerous
>>746319501
Mature, much?
log
>>746305835
I used to be an armchair psychologist but after my first secret logfest I have given up on my own dreams in favor of the ultimate dream. Getting my throat clogged.
There's something so Zen about letting go, and logging in. Thank you Andy you changed my life.
>>746320154
Clog
With you picture on page one
It reminds me of the logs I've had
The logs of had..
>>746321730
Steamy...
>>746321914
Dreamy...
>>746322176
Supremey...
>>746322348
>Supremey...
I like it!
Also this thread has been going 7 hours now.
>>746322818
It's a good thread. Can't wait to have one immediately after this one 404s
