Your move, /b/ Dubs for reply
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Your move, /b/
Dubs for reply
i like pumpkins
Because I'm the Pumpkin Prince
>>746294906
My dick smells like poo
>>746294906
"Because ima rape yo family bitch" say that
Because if you say no I'll fuck you anyway, then I'll chop you up and keep you in my freezer
>>746294906
Because I desire the succ
>>746294906
Tell me why you shouldn't?
>>746294966
Dubs trumps almost dubs >>746294992
>>746294966
Winrar?
Because my cum tastes like pumpkin soup you silly bitch
cause free beer fucking bitch
Because Im a Smashing Pumpkin
>>746294966
>>746295099
Do you prefer cucumbers?
pumpkin is a fruit idiot
>>746295099
I'm a vegetable
>>746295099
WINRAR
You gotta send her
Well then maybe you can gnaw on my carrot
>>746295099
"Ya gonna be a goddamn vegetable when i'm done with you you autistic niglet."
>>746295099
Then go find the fucking tomato prince.
pumpkins grow from flowers so they are fruits.
"Ya gonna be a goddamn vegetable when i'm done with you you autistic niglet."
"Ya gonna be a goddamn vegetable when i'm done with you you autistic niglet." roll
>>746294992
Haha, this
>>746295159
Roll
"Ya gonna be a goddamn vegetable when i'm done with you you autistic niglet." reroll
Dude: asian, no tits, named Victoria...ITS A FUCKING DUDE
>>746295159
rolll
>>746294992
Reroll
Yiu don't have to eat my pumpkin, you can eat my dick instead
>>746295099
The delicate effervescence of a Japanese, the inscrutable juxtaposition of flavours in the butternut, ah my dear I do so wish to change your mind on this most noble of squashes
>>746295159
rolling this cunt
"Ya gonna be a goddamn vegetable when i'm done with you you autistic niglet." reroll pls
>>746294906
Because I'm an alcoholic and I'm not allowed to buy myself drinks anymore
"Ya gonna be a goddamn vegetable when i'm done with you you autistic niglet." reroll pls agin
>>746295209
This
"Ya gonna be a goddamn vegetable when i'm done with you you autistic niglet." reroll pls agin i need this
"Ya gonna be a goddamn vegetable when i'm done with you you autistic niglet." reeee
>>746295209
rolling for dis
"Ya gonna be a goddamn vegetable when i'm done with you you autistic niglet." reee
>>746294906
just plain pathetic, please keep it coming.
look we both know where this is heading how about we just fuck already
"Ya gonna be a goddamn vegetable when i'm done with you you autistic niglet." ree
>>746295209
Rawl
>>746295260
Stop being a high falutin nigger you're ruining this for everyone
"Ya gonna be a goddamn vegetable when i'm done with you you autistic niglet." re
>>746294906
Because I can teach you the art of the blockchain
>>746295099
You just said you don't like pumpkin on it's own. That's why you need a beer to go with it.
And a dick.
In your eyeball.
"Ya gonna be a goddamn vegetable when i'm done with you you autistic niglet." reeeeee
>>746295152
Rerolling this
>>746295260
Roll
"Ya gonna be a goddamn vegetable when i'm done with you you autistic niglet." reeeeee
ee
"Ya gonna be a goddamn vegetable when i'm done with you you autistic niglet." autistic reeeeee
>>746295209
Role for this
>>746295099
Yeah well Asian is my least favorite race
"Ya gonna be a goddamn vegetable when i'm done with you you autistic niglet." autistic reeeeeeeeeee
How big are your boob? Melon sized? Orange sized? What fruit based comparison would you make?
>>746295209
rollo
"Ya gonna be a goddamn vegetable when i'm done with you you autistic niglet." autistic reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>746295334
THIS
>>746295334
Roll
>>746295334
Classy as always /b/, classy as always.
>>746295038
Because I'm going to have rough sex with you.
"Ya gonna be a goddamn vegetable when i'm done with you you autistic niglet." autistic reeeeeeeeeee
>>746295366
fuck you
>>746295125
Dubs have spoken
I really dont know what to say, ok you know what, im in love with you
>>746295366
WINRAR
>>746295377
oh shit got it
>>746295209
IT MUST BE THIS
>ROLL
>>746295366
AT LAST
>>746295377
No fucking way
>>746295152
the autistic niglet part ruins this
>>746295366
confirmed by >>746295399
Deliver OP.
>>746295099
you are being pathetic and she is being a entitled bitch, but if you really wanna go there. smh say "aww not even pumpkin spice lattes?"
>>746295099
You'll love to hate me though
>>746295418
I'd say it makes it even better, adding a chocolate flare. :3
>>746295366
OP here, Asian as well, do I go for this reply or the next dubs?
rip op
>>746295457
You abide by the rules you little hog monkey
Do you like cucumber? Cause I've got a big one full of cucum.
>>746295457
Goddamnit. We don't make the rules, YOU DO!
And dubs is winrar.
Not dubs can be if OP isn't a fagget.
>>746295457
next dubs choose this one
>>746295209
>>746295488
Win
>>746295488
this thread keeps getting better and better
>>746295488
ding ding!
>>746295457
choose >>>>>
>>746295209
do the right thing OP
>>746294906
why are you buying a bitch you don't even know anything
>>746295209
ROLLLLLINNGGGGGGGG
I hate the fact but u have to deliver
>>746295209
rawllll
>>746295557
i will not let it end like this
>ROLL
>>746295542
aaaaaand you're a virgin.
>>746295366
Just once, I'd like to see OP be autistic and literally reply to a girl with "roll"
>>746295209
Rolllll
You arouse my trouser snek and I wanna slither into them panties. *slurp* Be my asian sex muffin and I'll play your ching chong chinalitoris like you've never been played before, my sweet kawaii queen.
>>746295099
What's your favorite? A dictatoe?
>>746295209
Roll.
>>746295609
Roll
>>746295606
Omfg roll
oh, and also i am 9 inches
You arouse my trouser snek and I wanna slither into them panties. *slurp* Be my asian sex muffin and I'll play your ching chong chinalitoris like you've never been played before, my sweet kawaii queen..
Roll for the love of Christ
>>746295209
>>746295606
Roll
>>746295644
>>746295606
this
>>746295644
THE DUBS HAVE SPOKEN OP
holy shit op just say the dubs already
>>746295366
>>746295609
lol funny but won't be enough to make this b get laid
OP here, waiting for response
Meanwhile here's another
Also, I'm asian so racist replies won't work
Op is a fag?
>>746295209
Roll
Is OP kill?
Hey babyloo do ya wanna be my sluggletootsmccumdumpster? I know your asian heritage may inhibit your vision, but you won't need that with a blindfold over your ophthalmic receptors and a phallus gentlemanly slipping into your sudoriferous (heh that means sweaty) palms. Oh golly gee I can't wait!!!
Hey babyloo do ya wanna be my sluggletootsmccumdumpster? I know your asian heritage may inhibit your vision, but you won't need that with a blindfold over your ophthalmic receptors and a phallus gentlemanly slipping into your sudoriferous (heh that means sweaty) palms. Oh golly gee I can't wait!!
2nd
I really really like pumpkins, Lori
>>746295753
Roll
Hey babyloo do ya wanna be my sluggletootsmccumdumpster? I know your asian heritage may inhibit your vision, but you won't need that with a blindfold over your ophthalmic receptors and a phallus gentlemanly slipping into your sudoriferous (heh that means sweaty) palms. Oh golly gee I can't wait!!!!
>>746294906
What is this autistic opening?
No response
T-Thanks /b/
>>746295777
TRIPS FUCKING WAHBAM
>>746295778
Roll for the 2nd chat
>>746295706
Why do you asians have yo be that cringy
Cuz I can fuck like a horses angry father
>>746295857
Reroll
>>746295706
Let's cut the bullshit and move to action
>>746295883
Rollercoaster
>>746295881
Shit I actually had dubs too
>>746295778
Roll
Hey diptits. <3
I'm about to put the "U" in "S L U T"
Wanna cyber? I'll grow out my mustache just for you.
Do ya like winking a bit? I'd love to see you wink and smile while you're doing it. Yeah, that'd be real swell and cute.
OKAY HEADS UP FELLAS IM ASIAN SO NO CLEVER RACIST REPLIES COS ITS NOT GONNA WORK SO LETS START ANEW SHALL WE
Hey diptits. <3
I'm about to put the "U" in "S L U T"
Wanna cyber? I'll grow out my mustache just for you.
Do ya like winking a bit? I'd love to see you wink and smile while you're doing it. Yeah, that'd be real swell and cute. <3
>>746295815
Obviously, shoulda gone with the initial roll of the asian thing. Since you're one yourself it would've been funny and she would've liked you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuinHT-TemQ
Hey diptits. <3
I'm about to put the "U" in "S L U T"
Wanna cyber? I'll grow out my mustache just for you.
Do ya like winking a bit? I'd love to see you wink and smile while you're doing it. Yeah, that'd be real swell and cute. <3 <3
Hey diptits. <3
I'm about to put the "U" in "S L U T"
Wanna cyber? I'll grow out my mustache just for you.
Do ya like winking a bit? I'd love to see you wink and smile while you're doing it. Yeah, that'd be real swell and cute. <3 <3 <3
I can't control my horny level
Hey diptits. <3
I'm about to put the "U" in "S L U T"
Wanna cyber? I'll grow out my mustache just for you.
Do ya like winking a bit? I'd love to see you wink and smile while you're doing it. Yeah, that'd be real swell and cute. <3 <3 <3 <# <#
Hey diptits. <3
I'm about to put the "U" in "S L U T"
Wanna cyber? I'll grow out my mustache just for you.
Do ya like winking a bit? I'd love to see you wink and smile while you're doing it. Yeah, that'd be real swell and cute. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!!
>>746295995
You are retarted.
>>746296002
dis
Hey diptits. <3
I'm about to put the "U" in "S L U T"
Wanna cyber? I'll grow out my mustache just for you.
Do ya like winking a bit? I'd love to see you wink and smile while you're doing it. Yeah, that'd be real swell and cute. <3 <3 !!!!!!!!!!
>>746296011
HE DOOOOOO CHEKCKEHM
>>746295952
I've already gotten dubs with my horse edge
You wanna be my little pet doggy? I'm gonna bend you over and play ruff if you know what I mean. ;3
>>746296062
roll
>>746295952
>>746295777
op this fuck got trips
omg roll>>746296062
I'm sick of this traditional bullshit... why should I need a good reason to tale to for a drink? Get of ya high horse ya mug and tell me why you shouldn't.
>>746296062
holy shit we need THIS
>>746296111
beautiful TRIPP
>>746296122
AND MY DUBS ARE FOR THIS
Hey diptits. <3
I'm about to put the "U" in "S L U T"
Wanna cyber? I'll grow out my mustache just for you.
Do ya like winking a bit? I'd love to see you wink and smile while you're doing it. Yeah, that'd be real swell and cute. <3 <3
Let's get one thing straight here sweet cheeks, I can dump and cock my hammer for any reason I want because I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top. So how about we just get loose, put some more in my juice and your caboose
>>746296154
Spicy... Let's roll one for this champion
Hey there cutepuss,
I see you're interested in my roosterphallus.
I wanna cluck the chick outta you and make you say buh-cock instead of buh-gock ;)
Doesn't that sound just eggcellent?
>>746296213
>Hey there cutepuss,
>I see you're interested in my roosterphallus.
>I wanna cluck the chick outta you and make you say buh-cock instead of buh-gock ;)
>Doesn't that sound just eggcellent?
Absolutely rolling for that
>>746296213
my fucking sides. OP please
>>746296255
DUBBA DUBBA DO #getchecked
>>746296111
This got fucking trips TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN OP DONT FUCK US OVER ON THIS
>>746296291
i agree wit u
>>746296255
your dubs mean nothing
>>746296111
trips have spoken
OP WAHT THE FUCKA DO IT PLSEASE
op
Looks like Photoshop is taking long time
>>746295952
"What? I thought you had a sense of humor? ;)"
>>746296590
Agreed
Upp Bukit Timah is an address btw
>>746294906
about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.
>>746296789
Roll
>>746296767
>Upp Bukit Timah
>Singapore
Fucking disgusting.
>Nearby "Rail mall"
How about I rail your mall, ifyouknowwhatimeaneeeey
>>746296789
rorring 4 dish
>>746294906
Send her this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0dojoIu0YA
>inb4 op gets raped by a negro
>>746296615
U must be a quite handsome bitch
Number?
its so cold here /b/ what do
>>746297020
jerk off to OP's images.
>>746297036
>jerking off to gooks
ISHYGDDT
Mynamejeff
>>746296767
Yes, meet me at the McDonalds - I'll be the fat guy wearing a fedora
>>746296767
Sure if up buKit means sticking my fist up my own asshole and reaping the benefits you stupid semen gobbling cock mongling ass globbing mucus encrusted bloody clotting menstrual cramp
How big is your she cock?
>>746295952
>'it won't work'
>doesn't try
FUCK OFF FAGGOT
HeY bItCh TiTs WaNnA bOoCaKe
>>746297170
rolling for boocake
>>746297170
boocake.
kek
roll
>>746297133
YESSSSSSSSS
>>746297170
Jesus fucking Christ, OP. Pls b-ss
>>746297170
Roll
>>746297124
Kek
Rollingggggg
>>746296767
where do you know her from?
also:
lets buy some dog afterwards
>>746297133
Dubs
Winnrar
gibbe da anus gland pls
gibbe dur anurs gland pls
gibe dae anuwers gland plsoz
I am a cunt and you are a dick.
dick in da bum make everyting fun
diqqindabummakeeverytingfun.kek
>>746297355
DUBBED
>>746294906
Could you please shit into my mouth like a human centipede ? Nothing kinky, just my lips directly on your asshole.
simp
>>746297376
Reroll
>>746296638
The absolute madman
Can you rape me and jerk off my small slant penis at the same beat?
>>746297507
Reroll... op is dead
Are you a yellow or brown gook ? Also, can I foot fuck you in your floppy kazoo ?
>>746297563
They are in Thailand, so likely brown-ish gook. Indo-China-esque color.
>>746297124
roll
My semen is effervescent and refreshing.
>>746297744
Kek oohhhhhh sheeeeet
No replies /b/, another one?
>>746297732
I fucken hate the gook worse than the nigger
>>746297744
>>746297766
oh hellllls no!
>>746297794
Why?
>>746296767
can i squirt some choccy milk up ur vag, bitch?
>>746297791
Haha auto correct totally messed that up. I meant to say, depends what time of the clock.
>>746298193
kek
this please haha
Wanna dickpic babee?
>>746298333
winrar
>>746294906
Tell her you love hyperscat
>>746297761
Reroll
Op will deliver
>>746298605
Reroll
>>746298897
op is faggot
>>746299477
Winrar!!!!
OP you faggot, deliver already
BUMP
>finally win in one of these threads
>OP buggers off
>>746294906
>>746295152
Reroll for this
>>746295038
She fine
>>746295815
Topkek right here bois
I wish to resurrect this thread.
>>746301397
Yeah well I wish to resurrect my dead penis so we all want something.
>>746301435
You should get that checked out man, obviously I am not a doctor. But I do care about your well being, anon.
>>746300254
Kek, feels bad man
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
>>746303776
Off by 1 reroll
>>746294906
Giant penis.
