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> Waifu thread!
> Post Waifus
> Keep RP to a maximum
> Tea times!
> squeak!
-sets out the tea cart's assortment of teas and sugars-
>>746280909
Who is that?
>>746281626
-is tea girl!- \^_^/
>>746281878
-shows you the vanilla flavored sugar. Is his favorite!-
>>746281878
good boy
goodnight
>>746280909
>Keep ERP to a maximum
Now this is a thread rule I can really get behind.
>>746282432
D: -puts a pillow under your head and dims the lights-
>>746282540
-loves Earlgray Role Play!-
good morning
>>746283222
0.0 -not sure if kitty and hesitantly gets the flea shampoo-
>>746283234
-waves!-
>>746283411
what's up?
>>746283936
-is late night times and can't sleep- v.v
>>746284278
that sucks
something stuck on your mind or just not falling asleep for unknown reasons?
Finally done with 11 hour shifts but now I'm back to my usual boring spot
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvXDaE-lm4Y
>>746284620
https://youtu.be/la8Vm8eV914
>>746284431
where is your usual boring spot?
>>746284620
that is a nice short song
>>746284398
-woke up after 5 hours and was not able to go back to sleep-
0.o
The world will know of my declaration of pure love to my one true waifu Jewess Queen. Just as God made Andy Sixx and his logs of shit destined to be together, so shall it be that my jewess queen and I become intertwined in an undying love. Nothing can break our love, dear milky white hunnybun. 4chan's wicked halls will chime our lovestory for eternity.
>>746284765
A car dealership after hours. I basically just sit here all night, the only thing I have to really do is check alk the cars in the lot
>>746284830
When my Jewess Queen lays her eyes on the ring I bought with my life savings she will be ecstatic. Oh how I love you I want to kiss you from the top of your golden head all the way down to your milky white toes
>>746284808
5 hours isn't the worst
maybe you can try to power through the day?
>>746284824
frop is best girl
>>746284896
ooh, i thought you meant your 11 hour shift was over
but you're back to regular shifts now, i get it
if you can browse 4chan from work, can't you do something else to not be bored?
>>746284916
Forgibe te nay-sayers for they know not what pure love is. We will be together as soon as I buy another plane ticket and this time I will place a beautifl ring on your dainty little finger, my dear sweet Jewess queen
>>746285026
There's nothing cuter on this planet than seeing my beautiful sweet milky white hunnybun sugarplum jewess queen holding a little doggo in her pale arms. Once we are married we will adopt a doggo of our own and our life will be complete.
>>746285012
Not really, I can't leave site but yeah I can mess around on my phone. Might download a drawing app or something and pass time with that in between the waifu threads
>>746285139
>Oh, Anon never before has anyone ever devoted their entire life to please me and treat me like a true goddess the way yiu do. The world must know about what true love is. Tell everyone and they too will embrace this new religion. I love you, anon! Mwah Mwah
Ends phonecall
>Be me
>Longing to see my crush
>Finally work up the courage to buy the plane ticket and see her
>Emailed her so many times to let her know I'm on my way
>Even bought her a ring with my life savings
>Packed all my shit
>Didn't even say goodbye to family
>They don't care about me following my heart anyway
>Arrive in my one true love's hometown
>Doesn't respond to any of my emails
>Doesn't answer her phone
>Crying my eyes out hoping she's not in any trouble
>Finally navigate to her house
>Try to jump the wall
>Get caught in fence, alerting two fat motherfuckers
>They grab me and call the cops
>They hold me down and tell me I'm a stalker
>I try to tell them I know the girl I'm MARRYING her dumbass
>Cops come
>Get a warning next time restraining order
>Go back to airport sobbing
>Pic related
>My Jewess Queen we will be together one day
>>746285174
wait so you're restricted to only using 4chan at work? that seems a little odd
drawing is a good idea
>>746285174
I do have someone on my usual Discord who does the same. Passes time by chatting when me and my friends play games, sometimes hosts CAH games.
>>746285385
Nah, I can use my phone unrestricted. It's just that no other site is really active this time of night so this is where I go mostly
>>746285541
ah fair enough
>>746285499
Yeah, I spend most of my shift chatting away on waifu threads a lot
>>746285344
I want to shower her in rose petals and feed her cream coated strawberries and yummy chocolates all day. I'll give her massages while she relaxes in the bubblebath listening to soothing jazz music. Oh, what a day it will be when my dream finally comes true
>>746285630
Yeah, it's boring but easy work and I get to spend a lot of time posting in waifu threads so it's not too bad
>>746285664
Look fwends, my waifu is waiting for me at her little house with the white picket fence. Together we can live the American dream, me and my Jewess Queen
>>746285656
He does more Walmart though. Question, if you get a flat tyre, do you have to wait or are you allowed to change it yourself?
>>746285747
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
>>746285744
sounds pretty laid back for sure
i just got out of bed an hour ago so im still in the process of waking up
>>746285877
Our love knows no boundaries. No trolls, satan worshippers, Katy Perry asslickers or even Donald Trump could dare break our love apart. We are eternally soul-bound, my dear Jewess Queen
>>746285798
I used to work at Wal-Mart as a cashier. It sucked and if I get a flat tire on my car and I have the stuff to change it myself I can but I can't use any of the dealerships stock obviously without paying for it and an employee around
>>746285959
Yeah I woke up a half hour before heading to work so I've been awake a little longer. Thankfully I wake up pretty quick but everything I do just feels sluggish
>>746286238
>>746286263
>>746286181
>>746286181
Im talking about using the company car. And he does private security, but mainly just has to sit in Walmart.
>>746286340
my waifu is best waifu 10/10 try and fight me about it
>>746286340
Ah ok, it's basically the sane just have to let the boss know afterwards
Even in the arms of another man she stays strong and faithful to me. Our love really is pure. We have to write a book about our holy matrimony and let a great director make a movie about our life. Oh, jewess queen I euvs you 4EVAR
Aggie makes best waifu 2d sucks
>>746286526
My mate needed to wait for a towing company to change his tyre. He was real pissed off about that. He's in Arizona, so it may be different.
>>746286617
3d women are NOT important
>>746286644
>>746286764
i was about to post this but you beat me to it
damn you
>>746286764
Suck a cock
>>746286813
You both suck at spamming btw
I have the best waifu of them all! My Jewess Queen will be showered in gifts to her fancy. I will smother her in millions of kisses and stroke her golden hair and feed her sugary treats like marshmallows and strawberries and fishfingers and bagels. Lots of them
>>746286644
Yeah it's different with each company I guess. Oour boss is preetty chill and is more of a 'just don't be stupid' kind of guy
>>746287075
>>746287116
>>746287214
>>746287141
Im pretty sure he works for a company that has had trouble with injuries while changing tyres. So I can see where the company is coming from. In either case, Im pretty sure most people around 18 or so dont even know how to change a tyre anyway, so theres that.
>>746287262
>>746287420
If it's due to a history of injury then it's understandable and I really don't get how people don't know how to change a tire. Like, it's a pretty simple set of steps
>>746287420
Here
>>746287539
>>746287615
>>746287539
I think its more that they just arent driving.
>>746288009
I have best waifu of them all I want to build a shrine of her in my bedroom just to show her how much I cherish and adore her
>>746288115
>>746288157
Omg Osama Bin Laden
>>746287988
Fair enough, and the. Again not a whole lot of people these days really know how to do a lot of practical things
Jewess Princess > 2D waifus
Your waifu thread is bad and you should feel the creamy log sliding down your throat you greasy 2D loving faggts
>>746288391
I mean, for me its a tad more difficult. My bike doesnt have a mid stand, but I do have a tyre patch kit under the seat. And I do know how to change a tyre, sew a button, and cook for others. I dont really have the physical strength to change a tyre too.
Holy shit. Imagine being so beta that you come on 4chan every day and pretend to be married to a drawing. This is some depressing shit.
>>746288669
You at least know how to do it. A lot of other people nowadays would be lost like a kid in the all
what's gotten you so upset anon?
Bored at work again or something, cream team?
>>746288788
It something that should be taught in schools tbh. Offer 'skills to actually help you' courses.
Mom, get down here! They're saying mean things about my wife!
MOM SHE'S MORE THAN JUST A PILLOW TO ME!! REEEEE!!!
>>746288858
I dont think its him tbh. Its not his style to use gore.
>>746288892
Imagine being an adult man who doesn't know how to operate a fucking bicycle. Shouldn't have spent your childhood playing video games while the neighborhood kids played outside fatty
Well? Would you?
>>746288995
Pretty sure almost everyone can ride a bike....
I feel bad for all the single mothers comforting their autistic sons right now because of the spam. With any luck the spammer will go away so they can drink themselves to sleep early tonight.
>>746289231
Where have you been the last 2 months?
You can't compete with the Jewess Queen's husbando
>>746288892
Yeah, thankfully I got put in summer programs that taught that kind of stuff. Even know how to make my own pair of shorts if need be
Also a better waifu than 2D
>>746289517
Id be fine without shorts.
I can play this game all night, bitches. Until you succumb to worshipping the one true Jewess Goddess my waifu
>>746289794
>>746289789
I've had to do it once before since learning it and it was to save on money before going on a rafting trip one summer
>>746289892
Just tie a quick set of underpants. Gotta be comfy you know.
>>746289838
Why the fuck did that get a chuckle out of me? God I must be tired.
>>746280909
Bridelia
>>746289986
I wanted them to last and what not though, plus it taught me the basics of sewing so I can make other stuff too but the shorts lasted me a good few years
>>746290055
Because
OPEN BOB
SHOW VAGENE
>>746290088
Well I guess there is that.
My dear sweet honey boo boo! I love you so much I want to cuddle you like a teddy bear. My Jewess Queen is top tier waifu better than any 2D girl you could even dream of
>>746290198
Definitely a useful skill, especially when you need to save on money and can't buy a new shirt every time your old ones rip
>>746290283
One of my shirts has been in use for 7 years, its pretty heavily ripped. I use it for working in.
Logs of shit for $0.00 wtf ??
>>746290376
I did a lot of patch work on my clothes in highschool. I still have my sneakers from freshman year that have been trying to fal apart but I keep them together with gorilla glue
L a i n
All dressed up for our dinner. I can't wait to see my dear sweet Jewess Queen once again. I will buy her the most exquisite bottle of champagne. What ae you going to buy your waifu pillow?
>>746290503
I dont need to glue mine. They just get very little usage. Though I do need a new set of shoes for PAX.
Your waifus all suck
Except for the jewess queen because threads like these need to be flooded with sexy content
>>746290615
My shoes usually get a a lot of wear and tear fro m the get go since I go and do parlour on my days off. Fun way to stay active but dear Lord does it destroy shoes. These ones still have good grip and are comfortable so I'm keeping them for as long as possible
>>746290900
Parkour**
>>746290900
Mine generally dont. Working in street shoes is generally a bad thing for me.
>She protecc
>She sexy as fuck
>But most of all she Jewess Queen
Suck on that bitches 2D waifus are no match for my goddess
>>746291140
Makes sense, mine haven't been getting as much wear lately since I mostly wear boots because of work
Omg she can have my baby O_O
She's got the eye of the tiger
So beautiful
Soon you pathetic 2D lovers will be compelled to see the error of your ways and turn your worship towards a true goddess. A 3D woman.
Jewess Queen
>>746291241
Yeah, boots are a standard for cooking. And the amount of chemical Ive been exposing my boots to over the years is crazy.
>>746291561
I can assume, there's probably a lot of chemicals being used to keep everything clean right?
>>746291746
Thats correct, yes. Most of them were pretty terrible for leather
what is that anime
>>746285798
what anime is that
>>746283615
This is Rory Mercury from the Animu GATE for anyone who wants to know.
>>746284824
Best grill noice
>>746292151
Touch, that's some strong stuff
>>746293956
Youch**
>>746293956
Commercial strength cleaners are no joke
>>746294030
Yeah I guess not, I worked at a place that used chemicals like that for a mo th but never got to use any that strong. Just the general purpose cleaner
