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Well, about three months ago I told you faggots I was in line

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Well, about three months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 68 million dollars from my pervert granddaughter who molested me as a kid.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit, it's official. I am the richest motherfucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now

First to roll 40 gets $40,000
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>>746278916
What do you get out of making these bullshit threads? Please kill yourself.
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>>746278916
kys op
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roll
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roll
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>>746278916
>shit

Why would anyone post this ancient pasta yet again? Fuck off, op. Die screaming.
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>>746278916
roll
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>>746278916
bored, roll
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>>746278916
röll
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>>746278916
Ah, why not?
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Roll I guess
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Wow I thought you were joking rolling, so how's life now that
You're set.
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Ok
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>>746278916
rolling again
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Roll
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fuk u op
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why the fuck not?
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Rolling.may the power of the vagina give me 40
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Roll
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Roll
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Rollin
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Lies
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Roll
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Wew
Also a roll
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Reroll
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Rollerino
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Fuck it
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>>746279743
So damn close
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lol
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roll
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>>746279839
so close
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Rollin
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Bloop
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roll
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Rolling
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrreroll
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>>746278916
gimme money
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>>746278916
Just droppin by to see what happens
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rolll
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lol
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Give me money
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uhoh
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>>746278916
rolll
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>>746278916
Roll
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Rollorino
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Rollingggg
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Ayy lmao
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I dont believe you
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give me money faggot
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>>746278916
rolling
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>>746278916
Roland.
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>>746279941
FUCK
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Fucking retards replying to this make my blood boil
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>>746279941
unfortunate my dude
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>>746278916
Roll
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roll
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rollll
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Make me rich homo
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Lies!
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>>746279999
Quads
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>>746278916
here we go again
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Rollin but you trollin boxxxxxy
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>>746280040
Winrar>>746280036
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>>746279999
that moment when you didn't even want the quads
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Boop
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>>746280040

Fuck you
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roll
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rolling
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Rolling
>inb4 OP is poor
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Roland
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Roll
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>>746280040
>chicken dinner
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>>746278916
roll
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I'd like some money
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Rolling?
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roll
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Roll lol
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rollerino, pepperino
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Rolling!
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Rolling again
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Alright. I'll bite. Roll.
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>>746279999
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Roll
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Give us that money op
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3rd times a charm
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rolling lmao
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I'm homeless and you lie but there's always a chance.
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>>746280040
Just thought you might wanna know, my dude, but OP is fag
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>>746278916
rolling with my hand with a cut on it as an identifier
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Come on!
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mine
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>>746279839
Well fuck me running.
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>>746278916
>pervert granddaughter who molested me as a kid.
Is it insider trading if you time travel?
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Op is homeless lmao
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Still
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>>746280040
ALLAHU AKBAR
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Roll
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>>746280274
I know but whatever haha
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>>746280292
reroll
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>>746279888
trips have been check'd
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>>746278916
get 40
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Op I won where is my money
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>>746280312
Kek
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>>746280316
Nah m8 I'm legit homeless. OP might have money though
>>746280263
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I need money I'm Mexican and poor, and maybe I'm black, roll
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Roll
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Umm
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cucked
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roll why not cause i need the 40k to buy myself some supplies
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>>746280441
damn
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>>746280292
one more roll motherfucker I need to go to college
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Where's the money op
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>>746278916
>Click here
All right... the is the go for gold roll!
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>>746280292
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rolling
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>>746278916
Can you use my winnings to buy a handjob from one very expensive hooker or like 40,000 really cheap hookers? And video tape that shit fam
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rolll
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>>746280560
two
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>>746280650
This
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>>746279777
Anon fag got trips, well done
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roll
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>>746278916
mine lmao
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third time's the charm
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Roll
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Roll
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>>746280740
rip
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>>746280740
all right anon... keep us posted
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Roll bitches
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I came
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>>746279999
Witnessed
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>>746278916
Pls gib
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>>746278916
lol ok
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roll
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Rolling boy-o
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rolll
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>>746278916
Does this pasta never die? I think the /b/ population regenerates every 1y or so. Then the niggers die and the whites move on to /pol/
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>retards are falling for this
>they are "Rolling" but not giving any PayPal info

Retards
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>>746278916
no one mentioned he said his granddaughter molested him... GRANDDAUGHTER!
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>>746278916
might as well try
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>>746282871
>>746282849
>>746282825
>>746282813
Stop dumping bullshit
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rollin
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Okay.
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Hell yeah
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>>746278916
Gotta pay dat rent.
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Rollerino cum on 40
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Fff
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fuck I wish
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Rawlin
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,
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How the fuck do niggers fall for this, old as fuck copy pasta and
>molested as kid by granddaughter
>kid
>granddaughter
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nips
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I'm worth more than you. I get a 40, I'm refusing it you fuckhead!
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Roll for da gold
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>>746278916
op always delivers, what do you think they are? Human?
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keep rolling rolling rolling....
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>>746278916
your granddaughter?
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>>746278916
Haha thats my not-so-lucky-week but let's try
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>>746278916
poops
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>>746278916
>Granddaughter who molested me as a kid.

That's not how family trees work.
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>>746283800
Someone actually read OP's blather?
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Contact. Kik jasonbcuz
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Rollinngggg
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Rrrrol
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Gibs me dat
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>>746278916
nani.
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Gimme
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Moni
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[email protected]
PayPal thanks
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Roll
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>>746287562
reroll
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>>746287562
reeroll
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>>746287562
roll
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>>746287562
roller
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>>746278916
ROLLolololoooool
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>>746287665
one more
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Mowni
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>>746287701
cunt
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Need it for plan tiket
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Pls srsly
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i need it for food maane
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>>746278916
Ancient Copypasta
phishing for emails

ABANDON THREAD!
>sage into oblivion
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:^)
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>>746278916
ok yeah sure
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Rolling.
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I like it
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Evn if scam is good
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>>746278916
ill give it a shot email: [email protected]
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>>746278916
your granddaughter molested you? what the fuck?
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>>746278916
alright fine I'll give
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>>746278916
one more time
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>>746278916
I'm a winner
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Rollarino baby gibe da bingo
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>>746278916
email me at [email protected] for payment details
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>>746278916
email me at [email protected] for paypal and shit
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>>746278916
email me at [email protected] for info also fuck it last try
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>>746278916
email me at [email protected] for payment details and i can't believe nobody's rolled 40 yet
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>>746278916
email me at [email protected] for payment details

i'm getting tired of this shit
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>>746278916
email me at [email protected] for payment details

but it's 3am and i got nothing better to do
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>>746278916
Rawlin
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Pliz i am a poor
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>>746278916
email me at [email protected] for payment details

wow almost
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>>746278916
email me at [email protected] for payment details

aaaagh
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>>746278916
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>>746278916
[email protected]
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Wut
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>>746278916
email me at [email protected] for payment details

fuckk thissss
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Balls
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>>746278916
email me at [email protected] for payment details


fuucckckck
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Open bobs
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>>746278916
email me at [email protected] for payment details


fuckckcckckkjhfaf
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>>746278916
email me at [email protected] for payment details

come on long shot i need the cash food on the table pls
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>>746278916
email me at [email protected] for payment details
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>>746289042
email me at [email protected] for payment details

fuck me sideways goddamn shit fuck
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I’d buy a bag of chips
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>>746278916
email me at [email protected] for payment details

fuck shit cunt whore on a stick split in two
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>>746278916
email me at [email protected] for payment details

such a simple number, so much pain
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>>746278916
email me at [email protected] for payment details

ok well shit I tried, goodnight yall
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Boner
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Roll
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nice bait
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Troll
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40
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39
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>>746289494
Nice vait you say.
It's so fucking obvios, it's shit bait.
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I just shit
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>>746278916


>>746278916
This shit true?
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ez win for me
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roll
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Roll
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OP will deliver 100%
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roll
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40k or I'll molest you
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fuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>746292542
close enough for 1000$
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Kek i win
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nooo
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rollin
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rolo
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roloroni
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rolo toni brown town
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40 god mode engaged
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god loves me
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roll
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roll
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This is gay
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>>746278916
WinRAR?
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Rollll
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>>746278916
thx
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roll
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Rollin
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>>746278916
rolling
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Again
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Ffuuu
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>>746288585
someone did roll 40 you nignog.
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> inherit about 68 million dollars from my pervert granddaughter who molested me as a kid
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roller
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>>746294131
Sure??
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Sure yet
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>>746293848
CORRECT
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>>746294240

Well.. ok.

https://www.paypal.me/ZacharyCruz
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roll
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sure
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come on
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roller
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>>746294401

Gotta go to bed, hopefully my life will be changed when I wake up lol...
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Bullshit thread but check my 40
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>>746278916
40 mofo
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Almost got it on my first roll
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[email protected]
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>>746295005
roll
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roll
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rollin
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rollo
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>>746278916
Fake news.
Fake thread.
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Roll
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>>746280553
>I need to go to college
He doesn't make money selling worn underwear to perverts. Wew.
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roll
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Gimme yur money
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>>746278916
>granddaughter
>molested you as a kid
as if people are taking this bait
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Roll
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>>746296266
>(you)
Do I get anything for dubs?
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>>746278916
gimme
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Can you buy me some gummy candy? Thanks bro. You good.
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>>746296400
No.
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>>746278916

Rollin' on the river
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roll
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roll
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reroll
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Roll
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Rolly polly
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roll
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roooolll
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Rolling
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Fuck it, roll
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pls sir, can i have some roll?
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Rolling to pay rent
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Rollinggg
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OP, you posted this shit back in 2007 and again several times each year since. I call BULLSHIT.
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Rolling
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>>746278916
Roll
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>>746278916
Omg, I'll give you everything you need, my social, my birth certificate, and my last paystub, just say the word!
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Fuck it. Roll
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