I need to have a completely clean and innocent camera roll by 3 am (currently 11:40). Give me random innocent pictures, nothing that would get me in legal trouble.
why so op hope no bait
Why are you in such a rush?
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>>746274185
Alright I gave you 3 now dump the cp before you go
>>746273606
What do you need an innocent camera roll?
>>746273853
I'm getting a job as a security officer at a high school. Apparently the last guy made some amateur porn with a student in one of the locker rooms and they want to look through everyone's phones to make sure no one has stuff like that. The whole districts has gotten into trouble for hiring people who end up doing weird shit. I don't know why the fuck they care so much, but they just really want to make sure no one has that or other illegal stuff on their phone. I just so happen to have alot of weird shit that would definatly coat me my job.
>>746274539
Edit: cost, not coat
>>746274539
and that in no way cries out cheese pizza...
OP is either too stupid to just delete his pics (or move off phone.. what evs) or just wanted to make shit post.
>>746274539
just delete everything, it isn't that hard to do
>>746275024
Too conspicuous.
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>>746275024
I don't want to give them my phone and have zero pictures on it, I feel like that would be way to suspicious. I just want a few pictures so my camera roll looks somewhat normal.
>>746275156
Is your camera roll ONLY filled with cp or something? Fuck man just delete the sus stuff and keep like, your family photos or something
>>746275322
Its basically only filled with gore and other weird stuff, if I delete all of it it would be way to suspicious.
>>746274539
getting in trouble because your security guards are fucking weird is like getting in trouble because you're fucking breathing.
What the hell do they think they're hiring, a law enforcement officer?
Security =/= law enforcement
>>746275272
How about you get a flip phone for like $10 and tell them that's what you use?
You're making like $11 an hr they'll believe it.
>>746275982
Smart idea. Any ideas where I could get one? It's a little after midnight and I don't know what store that sells them would be open this late.
>>746276212
lel... i ms painted that ages ago. topkek
>>746276407
Any Walmart's near you?
>>746275712
pepe, he's quite the thriller
>>746276621
Yeah, there's one about 30 minutes away from me. I've never seen them carry flip phones though.
>>746276733
why is this making me laugh way too hard?
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>>746274367
Finally, I have a slightly larger version of this. So hard to find.
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crabpost
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>>746276407
Literally walmart.
look for one you'll find it.
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God speed
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>>746277238
Thanks anon, I'll go there in the morning and look for one.
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>>746275545
It's very understandable that they do those checks. I wouldn't want you anywhere near my kid let alone be in the same facility as him anywhere in a 24 hour period.
>>746277444
Edit: Are they open 24/7? If so, I should go right now.
>>746277568
I'm just security, they just want to make sure I'm not a psycho or pedophile. I don't even like kids, I'm just doing it because it's decent any for minimal work.
>>746277444
cked
>>746277057
dat cast
>>746275545
wtf is this pic of?
>>746276514
looks 18 to me
>>746273606
Fill your phone with suggestive but technically safe pictures to make the situation feel awkward AND acceptable at the same time. Pic related is example.
![Burn+American+Flag+with+Swastika[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kap7lz2.jpg "Burn+American+Flag+with+Swastika[1].jpg")
>letting your employer go through your phone
jesus christ, land of the free
