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Hello, /b/! Femanon here, back again with another vocaroo thread.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hello, /b/! Femanon here, back again with another vocaroo thread.
Taking voice requests, gimme what you got.
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>>746262127
Tits first
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I bet my penis is bigger than yours anon
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>>746262229
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say"please just let me crawl inside that dank ass pussy you nugget"
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"Trixs are for kids silly rabbit"
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>>746262212
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>>746262390
hey same thread from last night
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Say "pound me harder and fill me up daddy"
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>>746262127
Anything that someone would say in a relationship

Asking for a friend
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>>746262390
"My milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard!"
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" You what? I'll have you know I'm 6'9 260 pounds. And when I was your age I lifted both my parents by their feet!"
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wait,op how old are you?
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>>746262127
please say the following. https://vocaroo.com/i/s0u1Y4rvMthw
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>>746262390
I would suck on them delicious tits
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say "Please stir up my insides!" in a lewd way
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>>746262390
op is not a faggot.
>You may pass.
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>>746262390
10/10
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>>746262634
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0u1Y4rvMthw
you were in the tea thread you filthy slut
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>>746262390
Identity confirmed, welcome again.
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>>746262127
Hello my beautiful lady beta orbiter #1 ready for duty *tip fedora*
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>>746262127
"Shut up and lick my butthole Jon"
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>>746262127
I'm sorry, but edgelords on 4chan will be needlessly hostile to you. Don't take them seriously, they're uncreative and pathetic, but if you can't handle it go somewhere else. Assholes will always abuse anonymity. If you generally like /r9k/ and want to talk about your problems with the people here, be prepared to dismiss a lot of mistreatment. In case you were abused, I hope you can still manage to live a life you appreciate.
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>>746262729
i was ^_^. how did it go?
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Could you yell "Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?"
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>>746262390
nice tits, 9/10

also "fucking normies get out REEEEEE Ë"
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>>746262879
Your kind isn't welcome here!
> huwhite knight
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>>746262880
that one faggot kept sending suicide shit and spelling out god knows what. so not well
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>>746262634
You have the voice of an angel.
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>>746262390
>>746262127
both tits and belly in same pic please?
Thank you <3
Also can you say, "Please, sir. Please cum in my belly button."
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>>746263171
Holy shit this
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>>746262390
Could you say "pass the butter" slow and sexually like??
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bump
>>746263171
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"Please not there. I'll cum!"
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>>746263171
thats hot.
op please
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>>746263030
i feel like there are only 3 version of those threads. 1) you are a guy 2) i want to die look look at me i want to die or 3) you are not the same alice from last time i saw you in XXXX.

I know this make me out to be a newfag but im not sure what that thread is supposed to do.
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>>746262127
can you talk in shitty spanish plz?

say "a nisman lo mataron"
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>>746263130
LOL..... thank you?
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"Ya know, anon, life is shit. However, no matter how shit it gets, just remember that the only thing you can do is keep on fuckin going."

all philosophical and shit except say it in the silliest accent you can think of
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b > pol
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>>746262464
You must be new here
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>>746263352
boooo. No optimism here!
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>>746263171
this
>>>746262390
>>746262127 (OP)
both tits and belly in same pic please?
Thank you <3
Also can you say, "Please, sir. Please cum in my belly button."
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>>746262127
I request you say 'anon' correctly
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>>746262481
Where were you when we needed you!
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>>746263302
im a newfag too, thats the first time ive ever seen one of those developing live and shit. i cant explain it any more then i can explain any of the other shit on this site. but it was kinda entertaining for a bit so
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>>746263427
B-but optimism is great! Even my captcha is having me spell out the word smile!
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>>746263403
to fourchan? no
i was just surprised i went online at a good time to see this again
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>>746263171
Zoey-chan, we beg of you.
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>>746262388
https://vocaroo.com/i/s16jFfAvdMbO
>>746262374
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1abMFd8ZIL7
>>746262472
https://vocaroo.com/i/s03VI90f6rkE
>>746262481
https://vocaroo.com/i/s14WTIRRfWKw
>>746262558
https://vocaroo.com/i/s00joAosBOdZ
>>746262561
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1eRrTiV3QBG
>>746262641
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1AMpL4pyS4Y
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say: fuck off nigga, ya ain't shit bra
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Could you read this poetry, please?

"Grow old along with me!

The best is yet to be,

The last of life, for which the first was made..."

Say it in whatever kind of voice you want.
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>>746263610
Why do I feel like it's the same one guy. kek
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>>746263637
no love for bbq eh....i see how it is :(
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>>746263674
I mean, same-fagging isn't illegal...
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>>746263637
Well that was incredibly disappointing. Could you just show more of your tits? Thanks.
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Say, "Fuck me harder daddy, Im gonna cum" as lewd as you can
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>>746263637
hahahaha thank you!
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>>746263637
this is a nice thread
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>>746263545
Ye filthy fucks.
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>>746263764
Nice tits but OPs tits are still better
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>>746263764
I'm cumin to those lips. I say more lips and nips!!
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"Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed"
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say "at this rate i'll, i'll..." in an erotic way, of course.
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>>746263932
nice use of tiltshift photography there OP
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Can you do loud breathing and moaning ?
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Sing Happy Birthday for my good ol' buddy, who's birthday is in a couple of days.
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>>746263932
Damnnnnnnn
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>>746263637
Thanks qt3.14
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>>746263995
This
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OP confirmed best girl, and just gets better every day.
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>>746263960
DUBS SAY YOU HAVE TO DO THIS ONE
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>>746263932
How much more would you be willing to show /b/?
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>>746264069
nice dubs, bro
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>>746263932
Can we see a close up bellybutton pic?
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>>746263764
10/10. And nice Starry Night, Van Goegh in the background.
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>>746264162
bumpitty
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>>746262127
are you actually looking to get into voice acting? and if so are you using /b/ as practice ?
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>>746263995
>>746264060
We've gotten heavy breathing and one moan and it was pretty hot , hopefully she'll do this
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>>746263932
Show that clit, dubs command it
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>>746264069
69 get
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"I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter" Screaming
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>>746263171
can you please say this?
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>>746262390
Post another pic? Can you push them together?
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>>746264222
trips for clit
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>>746264201
I think she already is. Her voice is too angelic to be wasted on weirdos on /b/ .
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is this tit thread or request thread
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"I dont know what's going on, but I feel my asshole's in danger!"
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>>746264222
Kek'd
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>>746264162
whats so appealing about a bellybutton
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>>746264162
^
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>>746264222
>>746264333

czeched
>>746262127
so OP, How did you become familiar with 4Chan and/or why did you decide to start making these threads?
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Say "fuuuck me in my aauuuusss faaauuussstt" that's ass said in a weird way and fast in a weird way
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>>746263932
I can tell you like showing your tits because you know they look good
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Jus need ya to say "JEEK Squad"
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>>746263171
pls say O3o
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>>746263932
OP delivers!
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Say something autistic in the most autistic and idiotic way you can think of.
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"omae wa mou shindeiru"
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>>746264506
>>746264540
related
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>>746263932
Why is she even here?
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say: Foot on the pedal
Never ever false metal
Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle
My job ain't a job
It's a damn good time
City to city I'm running my rhymes.

Bonus points for your best Beastie Boys Impression
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>>746264540
Nani?!
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"Hey Fonz I think there's a leak in the disa valve"
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"Boop! Time to do your work!"
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>>746264162
Belly button fetish kek.
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>>746264162
>>746264192
>>746264374
looks like /b/ wants a nice belly button pic, OP!
>>746262127
>>746262390
>>746263932
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>>746264666
Satan roll for belly button
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irredeemable
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say: hahaha le funny meme, epic troll mlg, u wont m8? hahaha
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>>746264678
Just enlarge the picture, you faggots, the graininess will set off your boners even more*!

*satisfaction not guaranteed
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>>746262127
tell me i can cash in all my good boy points for sex instead of tendies in a lewd way
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>>746264797
>Preferring sex over tendies
Looks like someone has pleb taste.
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"It's so big. I'm cumming just lookin at it. Come here papa!"
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>>746262127
Hey, if you're still out and about a but later tonight, I'll grab my mic and join in again
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Say "Wat da likk read, nigga do you got some weed? She be waiting on me with exactly what I need. Paper get her pussy split and nigger I'm the shit. Then I took a picture cause she bobbin on my dick."
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>>746264759
sauce boss
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>>746264759
stop posting pics of yourself and do the requests you goddess qt bitch
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>>746264841
>accepting regular tendies over sex
only dino tendies beat the succ
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"City's breaking down on a camel's back.
anon is a faggot and he don't knows why"
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>>746262127
>>746262374
>>746263171
"Please, sir. Please cum in my belly button."
Please, op.

>>746264726
>>746264678
>>746264162
>>746264192
>>746264374
>>746264666
Yes please, OP!
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>>746264858
aww shit it's you, ready for more keks to be had
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>>746263932
"Let me give you a sloppy blumpkin"
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>>746264980
I'm cool with both.
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>>746263450
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0yVYLlLpedY
>>746263650
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0aDZDErUW3K
>>746263960
https://vocaroo.com/i/s15G6gmFVTjd
>>746263980
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1K3BRlJn40d
>>746263995
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1LA4QjF5TtA
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>>746263932
Please say "Tubgirl me Tovar, pretty please!"
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>>746265098
sing us a song. show us what kind of talent you really have.
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Do a lot of laugh laughing and beg for the tickling to stop please.
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>>746265098
this is about the 5th day in a row you've been doing this.
I'm enjoying it, but why? what's the drive to keep going?
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>>746265050
bump
>>746262127
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>>746265098
woohoo pretty neat, thanks

The poem was written by some stupid dork named Robert Browning, I have not read the whole thing but part of it was in a book written by some smart dork named Isaac Asimov
>>746265211
>tickling
patrician taste, Anon
of course I'd prefer to be the one being tickled but what can I say I'm a slut right
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>>746265098
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>>746265211
This
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>>746264201
Yes I am, I am using /b/ as a way to practice. I am fairly new to VAing.
>>746264589
I am here to practice, anon.
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the sega genesis is waaaay superior to the super nintendo
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Talk about how you like watching the big hung bully beat up your weak son
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>>746265336
>>746265098
>>746265264
this
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>>746265247
I find it fun, and it is also a good way to practice as well.
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>>746265098
>the loud breathing and moaning

10/10 thread
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>>746262127
Moan and breathe heavy and beg for me to cum inside you and make you pregnant
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"Such wilt thou be to me, who must,
Like th' other foot, obliquely run;
Thy firmness makes my circle just,
And makes me end where I begun"
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"Cease thy faggotry. I said cease. CEASE!"
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>>746265098
op you did the fucking magnets lyric!! you're the best, op
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"T'was but a trifle, my dear Watson."
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Please say in your sexiest voice possible:

"So how long are you going to make me grind before you just bend me over and drill me~?"
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>>746265480
woohoo me too dude except I obliquely run with the *other* other foot if you know what I mean

Are you cool cats getting tired of me "run-on sentence giggling dork" manner of speaking yet? Personally I find myself quite funny.
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>>746262127
The bellybutton close-up clan persists.
"Please, sir. Please cum in my belly button."
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>>746265305
I've got a fetish, what can I say?
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>>746262127
He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.
>please
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>>746262127
and i hate how the ugly people losers bother me ugly way cause cant get people to talk to them normal way cause is disgusting like my short ugly loser father and people dont know that the ugly people losers outnumber everybody and is disgusting but still try to hurt people with sex ugly way cause take anything and people dont know the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit like my short ugly gay ugly short loser father that is always gay to me ugly way while try to gay touch me ugly way and try to hurt me ugly way while is short and ugly like my short ugly loser father
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"I started the hashtag 72 genders even tho there are more like millions of genders"
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>>746262127
"You're going to do exactly as I say, boy, or I'll strip you naked and tan your ass red on the front lawn for the neighbors to see!"
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>>746265426
acceptable, continue

>still haven't put my blue mic through any serious VA practice since I bought it two years ago
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>>746265701
Belly button bump again. Cmon, op. :)
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>>746265729
tfw would like to ask for a vocaroo where she teases, bullies, and tickles me but too shy to write a script
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>>746264333
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1bNVhawQ3y4
>>746264540
https://vocaroo.com/i/s19njAyfxGza
>>746264643
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1MCRnJ6hdGq
>>746264659
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1BliHtRWOQZ
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>>746265880
"Please sir. Please cum in my belly button."
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>>746265853
When will your thirst be fulfilled!
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>>746265864
I'd like HER to be the one being tickled.
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"I don't usually eat ass but for you I'll make an exception... Just let me find my fork."
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>>746262390
I approve this thread
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>>746265880
worst "omae wa mou shindeiru" i have ever hear.
DO IT AGAIN!
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>>746266001
it was totally meant to be autistic
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>>746265336
What for? Are you working recording or something like that?
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>>746265336
Is there a way to hire you?
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"Its going to be LEGEND wait for it DAIRY"
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>>746265957
How about if Belly Button Bro, uh, I don't fuckin know, sticks a knife in his belly button and posts it he gets the request?
right that would be pretty radical folks, no doubt? Riiiiiight?
>>746265977
woohoo yeah and that's cute in its own way but I'm definitely more of a sub
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>>746266092
ok, i understand now, congratulations, it was very disgusting
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Can you please do your best autistic screech
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"Burn in hell, motherfucker! *loud bang bang noise*"
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>>746265050
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0zeBhnYNXvN
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>>746266241

this
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"Cum for me, master, please- I need it"
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say "onii chan" in loli

also some lewd shit if you wanna add something
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Just record youself laughing like Ash Ketchum in the original series before they changed voice actors
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say:"i won't say that belly button bull shit. Fuck off"
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>>746266235
shes doing it for free faggot
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>>746266300
YA BOI PULLING THROUGH
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>>746266345
TOO LATE!
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"Marty! You must go back! Back...to Reddit."
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>>746266300
scared
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>>746266377
>that filename
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>>746266377
The beast has been sated!
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>>746266300
woohoo nice waist you got there
wouldn't want to put it to... WASTE, though, now would'ya?
AIIHAHHAAAHAAA!!! woohoo I hope you guys got that one because I am on SO many fucking levels of irony right now
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"I'm a fucking sexy bitch, you know it, I know it, and old man Peterson down the street knows it."
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>>746266300
Thank you, femanon. :)
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"Breed me, Daddy, give me your baby. Knock up your little whore."
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>>746265379
this pls
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>>746266458
Sadly, kind anon, I think that pun was wasted on the likes of me.
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>>746266491
omg this! THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>746266491
This.
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>>746266547
Well, into the waistbin it goes.
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>>746266372
I mean for other projects, not "hey I'm here!" But like a commission for requests and stuff when she's not on /b/
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Show us asshole please. Also "abandon the thread you faggots"
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Make some shitty pun like that faggot up there. Be sure to waggle your eyebrows even though we won't be able to see it.
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>>746266326
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0aNbzu8mWf2
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"I'm an independent single mom, I know how to raise a kid"
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>>746266686
THIS
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>>746262390
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>>746266235
[email protected]
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>>746266300
Can you please say "You're girlfriend wouldn't know. Now come over here, and shove that in me"
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>>746266323
Pervert
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wgvsfvUZUr
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>>746266830
your* I'm retarded sorry
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>>746262127
Its Splatoon:30 FAGGOT GET ON
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>>746265336
oh cool! i hope you get a position with it
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>>746266742
Fucking top kek
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>>746266742
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>>746266742
this guy is best boy
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say "what even is this even?"
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Say "I love smoking crack and giving birth to retards. I give them up for adoption right after. I cum so hard knowing I ruined a life and I don't have to deal with the repercussions"
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>>746266844
Your that nasty fuck into missionary, dinner, and a movie
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>>746266300
you look like you would be attractive, how did you come to know of 4Chan, and why did you decide to do this here instead of normie reddit
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>>746266547
woohoo I just might have to kick your ass five-hundred twenty-nine ways to sunday for that little quip
>>746266467
woohoo anon you're wiser than I thought you found me out and now I have to admit it to all these people

yep you heard it here first Ladies and Bradys, I am old man Peterson and I'm just looking for some new-age ladies to shitpost with, shower with my postmodern memes
and maybe you know spank me a little if the mood is right but that's beside the point BECAUSE
>>746266690
y-you too
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nigga voice: "Fuck tha police,
Comin straight from the underground.
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown"
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>>746266844
ive heard you before on other threads youre good
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>>746266830
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1CSfQbqZeTk
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>>746266491
Pervs are out in full swing tonight yo
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1z5s2S4cMmK
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>>746262127
let me hear you moan and beg for me to come inside you and knock you up
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>>746267157
XD
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"Give me everything you've got! You'd better hit me with your best shot, because only one of us is going to leave this place breathing."
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>>746266844
"Let me give you a blumpkin, Tovar!"
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>>746267157
i came in ur pants
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>>746267157
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1CSfQbqZeTk
TOP
KEK
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>>746267018
You know it bby
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>>746267157
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1CSfQbqZeTk
i came!
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>>746267157
hot
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>>746267157
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>>746267157
gone
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>>746267157
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>>746267157
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>>746267157
TOPPEST OF KEKS

LOOK OUT, OP, WE GOT A NEW BEST VOICEFAG
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>>746266300
Am I the only one that sees the retangle shaped scare on OPs midrift?
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>>746267157
It's always the Mexicans!
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say "Honey, where's my supersuit?"
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>>746266821
Nice email name
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>>746267349
ono, scares? i'm pretty spooped out
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Say burn it down as loud as you can
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>>746262127
>Nick! You're getting a phone call!
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>>746267236
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ELduPA1CUd
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"Nohoho! Plehehehease! Stohohop ihihit! Lehehet mehehe gohoho! Nohohohot mihihiy behehelly! Plehehease! Ihihihit tihihickles sohoho bahahad! Mihihihiy behehehelly cahahan't tahahahake ihihit!"
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>>746267376
THIS
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>>746267209
Voice changer. BORING.
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>>746267157
For fuck sake hahaha
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>>746262127
say "now this is podracing" as sexually charged as possible
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>>746266989
This
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>>746262127
please do a cuckold one
something like "I'm going to fuck your friend, but I'll let you watch honey"
pls pls pls
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In your best Hilary Clinton impersonation please say "Did you trolls think I would let you live after you cost me the election? By uniting with Moloch I will finally have the power I am entitled to by my vagina! Then I will kill you all! Ha ha ha ha"
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>>746267376
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GeaCLlqJrC
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>>746267132
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Fuck Zoey babe. I had no clue this shit was going on hahaha! Hope that steam gift cards are doing you lots of good babe. <3
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>>746267108
Old man Peterson, you still haven't paid me that 15 dollars for mowing your grass shirtless.
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>>746267410
... does scar change to scare or something?
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>>746265585
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z9pHftG4B2
>>746265987
https://vocaroo.com/i/s19DKI4wbcmj
>>746266326
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ry5lIoCWzy
>>746265641
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1GhcrMfA5t0
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"Through the gates of hell
As we make our way to heaven
Through the Nazi lines
Primo victoria"
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please sing "The ting go skrrrra pap pap cla cla cla skiddikipapap and the br br brrr boom skyyya du du ku ku du doom poom poom "
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>>746267522
holy fuck this thread got ten times better

do the navy seal copypasta
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>>746267522
Hoenay, ware iz mai soup or soot?!?
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Dubs wants to see you're pussy "alex is a fucking Nigger"
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Well, tonight on Wrestlemania, seems we have three very different contestants vying for the top spot among VAs! We have the falsetto master, the fucking memester, and the actual (probably) girl! Who will win?
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>>746267488
YESYESYESYESYESYES
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>>746267655
>you are pussy
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>>746267209

Shit, can you do it in your normal voice? That hentai voice isn't working for me. Thanks in advance.
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>>746267655
Dubs czeched.
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>>746267563
Say "crush my womb with your fat cock!"
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>>746267560
p-pls, anon, I was just bullying the other guy for his typo of scar into scare
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we need more tits for 2 factor authentication
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>>746267598
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0e4RwXO94fd
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>>746267439
pfffffffftt
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>>746267522
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GeaCLlqJrC
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>>746267124
This nigga enough for ya?
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>>746267619
yes, the navy seal copypasta
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"Did you catch that ludicrous display last night?"
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"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals"
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>>746267753
Ive seen that typo at least twice in this thread. Was why i was asking.
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