Good evening, Anonymous! How are you doing tonight? Is anything on your mind? Wanna know your fortune, or get a picture drawn just for you? Come hang out in my shrine for a while.
>dubs get to request a fortune, courtesy of the fairies of Gensokyo
>trips get to request a drawing!
>rolls for others are acceptable
>>746257012
spread your pussey, bb
I need some advice, whats the best way to get rid of a shrine maiden? No relation to you of course, probably.
>>746257012
how can you say no to those feet?
>>746257193
Sorry, that would be impossible for any dumb youkai or fairy to pull off. I'm afraid you're screwed in this situation.
>>746257317
What would you say to them instead, Anonymous?
cover up your hair you whore
>>746257012
Oh hello there!
Hello there cutie it's nice see a thread E>
>>746258122
You're pretty skilled if you can talk with those in your mouth...
Fortune here please.
Rolling.
I am a man of simple instincts, I see a couple of nice legs, and I post on the thread.
>>746258351
Thanks! It's nice to be a thread!
>>746258478
So damn close, reroll.
>>746258557
And now, nearly trips.
Seriously, I feel in a tight spot and need advice.
>>746258795
I can't tell your future, but I can offer a spot of advice.
>>746258534
Well, they're always saying you should be a simple kind of man. Good job!
>>746257619
Yes please
>>746257012
Will I ever find the Reimu cosplayer of my dreams?
>>746258876
Anything.
>>746257012
Are the fairies of Gensokyo single?
>>746258901
Aaah those legs are too much its painful stop it
>>746259038
that's... vague, but okay.
always drink at least 500ml of water after you drink. the dura shrinks when you're dehydrated, squeezing the brain and resulting in a hangover.
>>746257012
Hello! Do you have an aversion to shoes?
Fortune rolling
>>746258935
My my, did they offer you something behind my back?
>>746257619
Are those really your feet?
>>746259231
*gropes from behind* Alice is h-here!
>>746259231
Yes, but I'm afraid I can't discuss the details. They said they're shy about this sort of thing~
>>746258795
a lil more specifics please E>
>>746259338
yay Alice
>>746257012
Is there ever going to be another show that is like and as good as scrubs?
>>746259131
that is not how hangovers work Jill. It's due to metabolites of alcohol
>>746259131
Sorry on that.
Now, on the things at hand. I'm struggling to graduate because I choose to make a thesys chich turned out to be more complex than I thought.
Then, since I thought I had my degree on the pocket I applied to become an officer for the armed forces on my country.
I have to serve 12 years after graduating there, but first I gotta graduate from my degree but no matter how much I work on my thesys my advisor always send it back.
>>746259360
gib fortune
>>746259176
Oh gosh, no. I love shoes! There are so many beautiful kinds of shoes out there... but I'd never wear them in my own home.
>>746258557
Re-rolling for you.
>>746259556
mfw Americans wear shoes around the house
Fortune?
>>746259484
what kind of feedback are you getting from your adviser? Are you getting it in adequate quality & amount to be able to improve it?
>>746259442
Yes. It's called "All the rest of TV"
>>746259469
...which results in dehydration, yes.
>>746259484
I mean, what is your advisor sending it back with? they must be providing advice on what to change/improve, right?
>>746257012
Reimuuuuuu!!!!
Boy, am I glad to see you!
How have you been?
>>746259360
Huh, that's odd...
>>746259338
*moans softly* Aah!
I-I was wondering if you'd show up!
>>746257012
Fortune pls
>>746259763
A-OK! And you?
Reimu´s body was made for sin
>>746257012
Fortune
>>746259338
>>746259764
H-how could I miss it <4
>>746259663
Actually, no.
He just give me hints on what is wrong and in the end everything else changes from the rest of the thesys, thus I have to correct nearly everything eveytime I change something.
>>746257012
Pls firtune
>>746259859
>sins with Reimu's body when she isn't using it
>>746257012
Pls fortune
CDD
Who's up for some classic fun with everyone's favorite video game...
...LSD Dream Emulator?!
>>746259820
I will roll for your fortune, too.
>>746257012
Fortune bls
>>746257012
Fortune plss
>>746259925
It's easy to miss such a low pressure shrine maiden as myself, you know! You've been pretty busy today!
>>746257012
Fortunee pls
>>746259820
That Tomoko has some really sexy eyelids I'd love to feel them wrapped around my dick.
>>746257012
Tune pls
>>746258447
That's my talent!
>>746259490
Moar
>>746259859
Indeed
>>746260210
Me too. Can I get a fortune please?
>>746259848
Not bad, all things considered. My allergies have been beating me up pretty badly, but generic Claritin seems to be working.
>>746260011
Chek'd
Hello Doc!
>>746259925
Hello hello!
I would give up my kidney for an hour alone with Reimu
>>746259927
I'm not sure what uni is like where you are, but damn.... I'd be pressing for adequate feedback, or at least where to look to find the answers you need to find. Have you tried pressing for feedback?
especially in education this sort of feedback is what builds strong students who have the potential to grow and use advice from those in higher positions to help themselves move up in the world. It's an important life building block.
>>746259360
>>746260262
You are a false shrine maiden. Our real fair shrine maiden would never lewdly mongle a cock like that.
>>746257012
Roll fortune
>>746257012
Reimu fortune pls
>>746260332
I'm glad to hear you're feeling better! I don't know what it's like to have allergies. The only thing that makes me sneeze is bright sunlight.
>>746257012
Reimoo
>>746257012
Rolling for fortune
>>746260363
>cucks you during that hour and impregnates Reimu
>>746257012
Roll
>>746257012
Reimoo fortun
>>746260332
Greetings. I like that picture. Has a Pulp Fiction feel to it.
>>746260363
Is that so?
Well, observe this stamp, proving my status as a Galaxy Master...
>>746257012
Frtune
>>746260544
oh shit! I did it! fortune pls!
>>746257012
Fortune plsss
>>746257012
Raaaaaymooooooooooo~~~~
<=======================3
>>746260544
>You've been visited by Aine!
When the fairy Aine appears upright in your cards, she heralds harmony, new romance, marriage, commitment, friendship, partnerships, and cooperation.
>>746257012
Frtune plsss
>>746257012
Rolling 4 my 4chan
>>746257012
Bitch lasagna fortune
>>746260488
Trips
>>746260719
>>746257012
Fortune??
>>746257012
Frtune :(
Reimus body deserves to be workshiped
>>746260752
>>746260570
So, 'Galaxy Master' is a title bestowed upon a person who has accomplished something amazing and endured through great obstacles. It's a title of hardiness and fortitude, but it doesn't give any real authority.
It is always incorrect to say someone is "the" Galaxy Master, because that attempts to place more importance on any one person. Although one of the Galaxy Masters tried to kill all the rest so they could be the only one, this was really a dick move.
>>746257012
Pls roll
>>746260679
I welcome Aine with open arms.
Fortune please.
>>746260801
>>746260834
aaaaaaaaa
youre a faggot
>>746257012
How do you stop lying to people?
Cashiers, waitresses, store clerks, mechanics, doesn't matter.
>>746260417
Oh believe me, she loves doing that!
>>746260488
Chekked
You're very lucky. It feels like a bad cold, sinus headache and sneezing fit all rolled up in giant burrito of pain.
>>746260570
Glad you like it, Doc!
>>746260736
Hello Shego! Nice to see you!
>>746257012
Gib fortune
>>746260902
What are you lying to them about?
>>746260902
it depends on the source of the lies... some people lie b/c they like making themselves seem more interesting for example. They feel compelled to do so to meet their own internal needs to feel more adequate.
so basically
>>746260975
~Sky
Reimu´s smile has to be protected
>>746261091
Agreed.
>>746257012
Doing well, and if I get trips I want to see a drawing of Hungrybox popping off
>>746260834
The first Galaxy Master was Galaxy Master Joe. His name was Joe Steppahnthurtow.
Little is known of Joe's crowning achievement, and what is known is rather loosely-defined. Basically he managed to navigate his way through an extremely illogical story, resolving what could be called the plot, somehow.
Sadly, he died fourteen seconds after being declared the first Galaxy Master, because a Spontaneous Misfortune Vortex appeared.
>>746260975
Everything. How the weather feels, details about my life, how I feel about something, everything. I get the feeling other people don't do this.
New thread pls
>>746261091
Why
Reimu should smile because she believes what she is doing is right.. not because you value her.
Maybe thats part of the problem.
>>746261291
What problem are you talking about, Anonymous?
>>746261091
You're so sweet. I'll smile as long as all my friends can still smile.
>>746257012
Shoo shoo stream is ready
>>746261291
Why should Reimu smile?
>>746261381
Don't lie to me, it's 30 minutes too soon!
>>746261291
Now you just made me feel bad because i wanted someone else to smile
By the way everyone! In about half an hour I'll be streaming.... something!
Check it out on vaughnlive /thehotbox
Also check out tarotreimu on blogspot for more useful links!
>>746261572
What we gonna watch?
>>746261572
>I'll be streaming.... something!
Is it a surprise?
>>746257012
roll
if trips I want you to draw gay scat emoji porn
>>746261572
Is it a lewd streaming?
>>746261677
Chek'd
>>746261246
Perhaps it is coming from a place of fear of closeness. Do you usually find yourself lying to not have something in common with the person you are lying too, or to feel like you have more?
>>746261671
Don't know yet! Probably the latest Rick & Morty first!
>>746261675
It's a surprise even to me.
I like to fart.
>>746261781
No circlejerking promise?
>>746262056
What would constitute circlejerking in an anime stream?
>>746262269
Ignoring other random anons?
>>746262436
They haven't ignored me yet and I'm the most anonymous rando.
>>746262436
All the streams ive been with reimu and alice they have been nice and i have never been ignored, even though i always join with random names.
>>746261765
>not have something in common
I guess. Its just that my personal story is dark and hard to relate to for most people so there often isn't anything THERE to have in common. But when we do, I guess I don't like them knowing that we do because it's an excuse for them to keep talking. Most times I simply can't trust what they're going to do with the information I give them. They could use it against me, against my loved ones, they could also be judging me internally (based on the truth, not even a poorly constructed lie). At least if they judge me for a lie, I can say "egh well it's not the truth anyways". I watch people so I can fit in and seem like them. Theres some element I'm missing.
Sounds edgy I know, but if I can't be honest here then literally where the fuck can I be?
>>746263224
Not edgy. And you're right: we can use our anonymity to talk honestly about anything.
Have you ever gone to therapy for this?
>>746257012
Trips
>>746263224
Mmm, trust issues stemming from paranoia. What do I know though. Your past may give you reason to be paranoid, seems plausible by what you're saying.
>>746263475
This. If there is anyone you can trust a good place to start is a therapist. We have strict ethical guidelines to protect against using information to harm a client. If they did you could sue them. They'd lose money and their license (which always scares the shit outa me, that license cost me 50k in student loans).
~Sky
>>746263475
I can't trust them either. I'm paying them to nod and smile and say "its ok". I can't even book an appointment without crying. They ask "why are you trying to see someone?" and you can't just say "everything". I mean you have to have a goal, otherwise you're just wasting their time. Even if you tell them something in confidence, they're legally required to report it if it crosses some kind of line they keep moving every DSM. I can't keep going back to the hospital simply because I walked into a therapists office with no game plan and trusted them. Not only is it expensive, it's adult daycare for bored preteens and soccer moms.
>>746264053
I'm just a b-tard. So I don't know all the answers. But the problem seems to be anxiety. And for that you need professional services.
Sinners go to hell its in the bible :o
>>746261384
Because she helps people.. unless she doesnt think she helps people
In which case, her only point here is to foster dependency
>>746264912
Yeah that's usually about where everyone else cuts off too.
>>746257012
Does he like my blowjobs
>>746265833
I think I help people, but I can't be sure.
~Reimu
>>746266510
This
>>746266510
Describe your technique, the fairies must know.
~Reimu
>>746266519
You've probably helped me.
>>746266519
you help me smile now and then, Reimommy <3
>>746266519
Stop. Accept their thanks you selfish fuck
>>746266519
you helped me realize not everything on /b/ is shit
this is just a turd but not shit
>>746257012
and i hate how the ugly people losers bother me ugly way cause cant get people to talk to them normal way cause is disgusting like my short ugly loser father and people dont know that the ugly people losers outnumber everybody and is disgusting but still try to hurt people with sex ugly way cause take anything and people dont know the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit like my short ugly gay ugly short loser father that is always gay to me ugly way while try to gay touch me ugly way and try to hurt me ugly way while is short and ugly like my short ugly loser father and fuck there parties full of ugly people losers that only support ugly people that smell worse then dog shit and only let some attrative loser women in so dont look pathatic and so can lie the ugly way and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and the only thing the ugly people losers good for is resources unless the ugly people losers can hurt you ugly way so can trap you ugly way cause is too ugly to trap you the normal way what a freak but anyway the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and take anything and so fuck this shit socitey
>>746266519
Bitch kys
>>746267261
>>746267546
Yay!
>>746267562
It's selfish for me to be modest about it? You'd rather if I proclaimed myself the greatest help goddess of all time or something?
>>746267730
Good, good.
>>746268344
Go back to wildly guessing at how to be a criminal for your threads.
>>746268883
>You'd rather if I proclaimed myself the greatest help goddess of all time or something?
I mean, if that's what you're into, I'll play along.
>>746269193
What? Why would you play along with that?
>>746269275
I'm not the guy who called you selfish, by the way.
Anyway, that might be fun to play along with.
Roll
>>746268883
REIMUUUU
>>746269473
Then why aren't you kissing my feet right now? Fu fu fu...
>>746270242
Yes, Goddess Reimu.
As you wish, Goddess Reimu.
>>746270180
Yes?
>>746270568
Don't you know I'm the originator of all of this?The elegant and mysterious Predecessor-sama? Kiss like you mean it, I probably saved your life without you even knowing it~
>>746271034
KYS VAPID BITCH
>>746270180
Yes reimu still here what to you need
>>746271164
Ooh, capital letters. I must have struck a nerve.
>>746271034
>I probably saved your life without you even knowing it~
You're far too humble, Goddess. It's impossible for me to not recognize your divinity.
>>746271034
>I probably saved your life
Please we all know the one true goddess is aqua, Lesser beings step down.
>>746271734
Oh my, oh my. Now you're starting to show me the proper amount of praise, but I think you can do better. Don't you?
>>746272338
Literally who?
>>746272888
Dame you and your trips, Aqua is pure and innocent and only wants to kill deamon king. You'll see she will become the only goddess we need. Your days are numbered, phony.
>>746272888
>I think you can do better. Don't you?
I am but your plaything, Goddess. I fear I'm at my limit. But I shall always strive to do my best to live up to your expectations of me.
You truly are the most brilliant and sweet light of hope in this world, Goddess. I fear that in your absence, I simply wouldn't have the will to go on. I pray that you continue to grace us with your presence, Goddess. Though I know we can hardly deserve the company of one so great as you.
>>746273405
I have no idea what you mean, I'm just a simple shrine maiden after all.
>>746273891
Aww, jeez Anonymous... it's hard to keep my arrogant face on if you're gonna make me blush like that...
>>746274387
>if you're gonna make me blush like that...
Then I suppose I've won this round.
>>746274387
>simple
Ya simple minded, your shrine sucks, You suck and your follower suck.
New shrine maiden 2020
>>746274856
>your follower suck.
Hey, buddy, what did I do to you?
>>746274856
What do you have against me?
>>746275206
>What do you have against me?
You suck as a shrine maiden, Bad things keep happening under your watch, Moriya shrine would do better with a new shrine maiden.
Momiji 2020
>>746274989
You follow that failed "maiden" convert or face consequences.
>>746275575
Moriya shrine?! I'm not that green haired bimbo!
>>746275575
I don't "follow" Reimu. I was just having a bit of fun and hopefully helping her have some fun too.
I don't see why that should bother you since we weren't doing anything to you.
Reimu's a friend of mine because I'm in love with her best friend or something like that.
>>746275764
>green haired
You claim to be reimu and you don't even know the color of your own hair. Seems like the bimbo might be you.
Vote momiji in the up coming moriya shrine elections.
>>746275808
>I don't "follow"
Oh sorry worship this hack of a maiden, shes a sneak oil seller, Come with me and we can make this a better place.
>was just having a bit of fun
I'm also having a bit of fun, I actually like reimu thread, Don't tell her.
>>746257012
I just want to see a cute girl get spanked
What's my fortune? I'm not getting trips
>>746276186
>shes a sneak oil seller
What exactly is sneak oil? I might need some of that.