Katy Perry thread
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Katy Perry thread
My dear Jewess queen I have loved you long before we ever met. Your skin is so soft like Andy's creamy logs. Your eyes are filled with love and joy. You make me want to spread your love to everyone in the world so they too can learn to love.
You have milky white legs. No heterosexual man in his sane mind can resist this beauty.
>>746226449
My jewess queen will be worshipped by all
>>746226510
I want to pour gifts over you. I want to spoil you as my queen forever and ever and no man or woman not even Trump or satan can tear our love apart. I love you my jewess queen.
>>746226620
I want to feed you cream coated strawberries and chocolates while you bathe in your bubblebath. You'll play sensual jazz music as I caress your body and give you soft kisses starting from your milky white feet.
>>746226683
>>746226727
What's that from? I want more of that azn
>>746226727
blonde backup dancer is a fucking smoke show! wow
>>746226759
You are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me haaaaapy when skies are grey
>>746226871
One day you'll have a woman and realize how these things work.
>>746226871
Celebrities aren't actually attractive without the makeup and photoshop?! Who would have guess
>>746226859
>>746226871
holy FUCK. I would legit not look twice at the one on the right. But the one on the left is hot as shit. Fucking women man
>>746226979
Imagine, as a guy, you could increase your SMV by like 6+ points by putting a mask on, and it was totally socially acceptable, even insulting to question it? An hour in the mirror to be Brad Pitt. And they say we have privilege.
>>746226905
My dear Jewess queen is waiting for me right now at the little house with the white picket fence. If only I had a plane ticket right now. She must be missing me.
>>746227189
Tbf as a man you can just abandon the idea of women and live in the 2D world, which is a much better option
>>746227179
Hngg, i want her to jerk me off while wearing those gloves.
>>746227039
Wat
I don't give a fuck about that ugly bitch I want more azn
Her clone will reappear at some point.
>>746227366
wrong thread then
Worship my Jewess Queen or you will suffer the punishment of eating logs of shit in this thread
>>746226584
she was so much hotter with long hair
>>746227425
Evidently not since I asked a simple question related to pictures including katy perry
>>746227653
Damn, this forced meme is gaining so little traction, he is actually having to post it in other threads.
Dying fast.
>>746227300
I totally agree. I've been put off by women since living with my ex. But still, they're fucking nuts if they think we have all the privileges in life.
>>746227868
I wasn't criticising your work, its just an observation.
That said, you must be disappointed. You've put a lot of work in to this, and its gone nowhere.
>>746228025
just ignore it like everyone else
>>746226859
Its an adidas commercial from like ten years ago
>>746227199
In our dream home we can fall madly in live with each other and adopt a doggo awwwww so cute. It will be a fairy tale come true
>>746228070
Tbf I'd rather fuck the thing on the left
>>746228314
Fucking furry
>>746228304
My beautiful queen holding our sweetie doggo
>>746228314
proving you're a faggot
>>746228406
Damn she actually looks great in that, only thanks to that top though daaayum
>>746228414
Our souls were destined to connect like Andy Sixx and his creamy logs were also mean to. I want 4chan to create memes of me together with my queen in a death pact of endless love and adoration.
>>746226603
She got that emo philips hair cut
Just here to shoot my load to her then sleep.
>>746228660
As should poses for the camera her face shines with joy because she's thinking about coming home to her devoted husband to be - me. Our love is so strong and pure nothing can break it. No Nazis, or Trump supporters, or trolls, or Katy Perry asslickers.
>>746226603
fucking love that tongue
She'd be perfect as an action girl
>>746227189
And you don't even have to workout hard. Guys have to exert themselves 10 fold for what a woman has to do to stay relatively thin. Guys have to "look buff" or they aren't attractive. Girls just have to not be a complete cow and wear makeup. Yet any bitch will complain that "beauty isn't easy." Fuck outa here. Women outlive men because men break their fucking backs trying to seduce these crazy asshole subhuman monster females. I think I just convinced myself to be gay.
>>746229268
stop posting this BBC slut
>>746229432
Katy thread, moron. Fuck off and die.
>>746229432
bbc slut?
>>746229110
My sweet, sweet Jewess queen. None of these poor celeb-followers know our pain. The pain knowing we are miles apart but in our hearts we know we will be together in holy matrimony one day. I devote my life to it. My sweet, eternal queen of milky white delight
>>746229306
youre right for the most part. though to be fair, most men have much lower standards than most women.
>>746229645
those thick as fuck thighs
>>746229540
it means katy loves big black cocks
>>746229432
I agree with this man. Post MOAR of my Jewess queen. She loves white cock
>>746229802
hell yess. would love to slide my tongue up those legs.
>>746229797
i know but how the hell do you know?
>>746229249
Don't pretend like you wouldn't fap to that, you'd be denying your inner instinct
>>746229877
>>746229802
Would never get bored of her legs.
>>746230030
her thighs are underrated it think
>>746229612
My dear jewess queen getting ready for an evening out. She will knock everyone off their feet at the dance. I've got my best suit on for the date.
>>746230072
>>746229868
are you sure?
>>746229900
its obvious
>>746230290
i want katy to fuck that cheerleader while wearing a strapon
>>746230254
Burn that now! You're hurting my eyes. No one will take my dear sweet jewess queen away. She's mine. We are truly devoted together and it will be sealed with a ring soon.
>>746229306
Spot on. I spent 10 long-ass years lifting, ended up with a trophy winning physique and in that shape I could pretty much snatch any girl in the club with confidence. I'm so done with breaking my back for the validation of women when half of these sloppy looking sacks just throw on a makeup mask and gain the equivalent advantage as what I spent a decade killing myself to achieve. It really is amazing. I'm not mad anymore, it just makes me laugh every time I see a makeup/no makeup pic and think about how I need to "check MY privilege"
>>746230200
Would rub against those thighs until I shot all over them
>>746230188
Oh, my hunnybun jewess queen how I long for thy tender lips. I can't wait for our walks on the beach, sipping cocktails and watching the sunset on the promenade. My divine queen.
>>746230873
same. i wouldnt need to fuck her, just let me grind those thighs and id be happy.
>>746230403
??? this tweet makes no sense
>>746231307
mmmm that hint of nipple
>>746231411
hnnnnnnnnnnngh
>>746231039
Ugh yes, even if she wore stockings, just let me grind and rub against them until I drain my balls over them.
>>746230882
My jewess queen + Coke. All that's missing is me. We will enjoy our lazy Sunday afternoons drinking all the Coke you could ever fathom. Imagine Willy Wonka's chocolate pool only with coke and a beautiful jewess goddess being spoiled by her devoted husband
>>746231743
yessss. seeing all that cum run down her legs and onto her feet and ground.........
>>746226871
Everyone has bizarre pictures, I'd still eat her tampons
>>746231912
fucking love that hair and outfit on her
>>746231771
>Anon you're making me blush! Never before has anyone ever made me feel like a queen the way you do. I can feel in my heart that you truly love me and want the world to also spread throughout the world. Mwah mwah I love you, Anon
Ends phonecall
>>746231902
Such a mess.
>>746232098
Is math related to science?
>>746232186
>>746232207
>>746232282
fuck this bitch drives me crazy. leaking so much precum......
>>746232392
dem handlebars
>>746232466
Handlebars and a wide open mouth, she's ready and eager to be face fucked.
>>746232429
me too
>>746232610
fuck yess. slam that throat
>>746232481
>>746232901
such a nice ass too
>>746233285
lucky bitch getting to grope katy's ass
I like her music.
>>746233642
i like jerking off while listening to her music
>>746233711
I like doing that too...hot.
>>746233974
yeah i love it
>>746234073
I can't count the number of times I have jerked off listening to Dark Horse and Teenage Dream.
>>746234220
same. i love beating off to dark horse.
>>746234702
hate that hair, but fuck she looks good in that outfit
>>746234849
tits and hair are amazing
>>746234934
>>746234998
can just imagine fucking her from behind and those fat tits jiggling and bouncing around
Shot a nice big load while thinking of using her throat like a fuck toy. This has been a good thread.
>>746235090
>>746234702
For a split second I thought it was Miley Cyrus
>>746235140
glad you busted a big nut anon
>>746235148
just wanna grab that ponytail and force my dick down her throat
>>746235206
i wish katy looked as good as miley did with short hair
>>746235257
The kinda one that left me in the mood for a follow up though, Katy needs as much as she can get.
Anyone else remember the stairs in family guy's intro being gold, or am I just gay?
>>746235489
agreed. working up a big one for her
>>746235148
Needs to be thicker! Hnnng.
>>746235489
fuck yeah
>>746235552
Good anon, im working up another.
>>746235555
i really like this one
>>746235653
fuck i wanna pin her against that wall and shove my dick so far up her ass
>>746235540
I remember the show being funny the first three years and then sucking complete asshole for the rest of the time it was on.
>>746226564
WTF
>>746236093
fuck yesss dom me katy!
>>746235745
Ruin her against the wall and leave her for the next person
>>746235869
Thick katy drives my dick wild, i need more, even fakes.
>>746236190
>>746236190
fuck yesss! leave her ruined cum filled hole for the next lucky guy
>>746236256
begging to get pounded
>>746236341
i know that bitch can throat a dick
>>746236469
>>746236413
dat everything
>>746236464
whore loves showing off her beautiful ass
>>746236341
Fuuuck im hard
>>746236404
Exactly!
>>746236629
>>746226994
Is the girl next to her the girl from Rasing Hope?
Any fakes of her thicker/curvier? So fucking close to busting.
>>746236911
>>746236796
Niice.
>>746236854
pretty sure it is. another girl who would get wrecked.
>>746236796
fuck yes
>>746236965
love her pits too
>>746237127
my nigga, they get me so hard
>>746237236
hell yeah. just wanna slide my tongue and dick all over them
Blown so many loads to her in this.
>>746237491
i can see why. sexy as fuck
>>746237335
count me in for that
>>746237562
Just imagine humping and grinding against her in that, then shooting all over and watching your cum run down it.
>>746237711
fuck yeah. lets just worship her pits
>>746236543
>>746236492
>>746236464
What do these come from?
>>746237766
yessss thinking about pounding that suit hard and busting all over her
>>746237791
she live-streamed her life for like 3 days a couple months ago
>>746237775
dive in
>>746237895
Give that kitty her milk, fucking drench her in it.
>>746238079
Nice.
>>746238135
>>746235767
Get fucked. It was terrible season 1.5.
2-6 are good. Getting worse every season after.
Your opinion is uninformed and faggoty
>>746238809
Trash since season three. Nonsense, lowest common denominator trash too. Bullshit for ADD retards who think that random pop culture references and pointless envelope pushing are funny or clever.
Close to round 2, but I need more slutty katy.
>>746238966
hnnngggg, moar
>>746226510
Why are you posting Sarah Pascoe?
Which of her songs are best for jerking off to?
Damn, late to the fun. Any kik or private room chats going on?
I wonder what her cunt smells like
