Log of shit...
Andy Sixx...
Would you?
fuck yea
fucking slidding
find a flaw
>protip: grow up
>>746222161
OP is worse than dog penis
>>746223022
Dubs logged grow up
>>746223022
kids these days
now scram, jr. this is an 18+ board
now this is a mature milf, if you know what I mean
nom nom nom nom
I NEED the cream
>>746223022
get some maturity
>>746224577
dubs logged, throat clogged
>>746224382
I NEED the steam
>>746224862
what about the cream?
>>746222161
Is this the thread you make when you hate yourself, OP?
>>746225176
grow up
Warm, creamy loaves...
>>746225932
This sounds so dreamy...
>>746226014
And steamy...
>>746222161
MODS BAN THIS FUCK
>>746226467
Chill anon.
Sounds like you woke up on the wrong side of the log this morning.
>>746226467
do you have... a sore throat?
>>746222161
Yes! YES! A MILLION TIMES YES!!
>>746226467
Grow up
>>746226891
Kek
Log
Corn?
>>746222161
Oww my!
Peanuts in the log
>>746228257
dude I want andy to fire one of those bowel torpedos at my fucking throat
>>746228971
If this happens McDonalds gunna go bankrupt
>>746230159
my McThroat is gonna go neckrupt because of being smashed full of fucking logs
yesssss
>>746222161
down that fucking throat...
CLOG IT UP
Log
Would you like corn with that?...
fuck yeah.
>>746223022
>>746224443
>>746226467
Buy me a 4 Chan pass and I will write a script that drowns these threads in Spiderman pics so that they vanish in a minute
His logs gone cold, I'm wondering why I clicked on this thread at all
the steam supreme clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be Sixx but your picture on page one
it reminds me of the logs I've had
The logs I've had
I logged to much last night, got shills to break
my throat just feels in pain
I opened wide there will be logs to take
I made this thread again
and even if Andys there, they'll all imply that I might not grow up today
and then you post it and it's not so bad it's not so bad
I want to thank you for giving me the best logs of my life
Oh just to open wide for you slidding the best log of my life
Push the door, Andy's here at last and I'm soaking through the poo
then he handed me a towel and all I see is poop
and even if my throat collapsed now, I wouldn't have a clue
because you're mature much and
I want to thank you for giving me the best logs of my life
Oh just to slidd with you giving me best log of my life
It's this one fucking guy I swear.
>>746232778
They will continue to be posted, spiderman or not.
>>746233507
Proof?
What shitty meme
>>746232778
>being this young
>>746233507
Wrong.
>>746234559
Hope u get cancer
>>746234797
Grow up
>>746234797
>Buy me a 4 Chan pass and I will write a script that drowns these threads in Spiderman pics so that they vanish in a minute
>Hope u get cancer
>Vanish in a minute
>>746234797
Kid, we are here to get RID of the cancer, so back off, pipe down, GROW UP.
>>746233294
Bravo sir, simply wonderful.
I took the liberty to save this delightful work of art.
Hey Sagefags,
My name is Andy, and I log every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-feces who spend every second of their day bumping stupid ass threads. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any throat clogs? I mean, I guess it’s fun consuming the bodily waste of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to cock rate threads.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shit. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the log roll steam, and starter on my diarrhea cream. What dumps do you take, other than “repost pics you shouldn't share”? I also get straight anus, and have a banging hot corn turd (She just blew out of my asshole; Shit was SO cash). You are all sagefags who should just clog yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my log
>>746235592
Is that why? I just thought we were making everything pooey
>>746222161
So chickity-check yo self you should neck yo self
Come on and check yo self you should nickity-neck yo self
So chickity-check yo self you should neck yo self
Cause your autistic posts are bad for everyone's health
ANTARCTICA
>>746235853
You're really proud of this idiotic Ice Cube parody, aren't you? Grow up.
Antartica.
What is going on in artartica?
>>746235596
KEK
Hey loggers, someone's just popped the all important question in this here thread...
>>746234783
I think they used the wrong image though, should we help them???
Buzz Aldrin knows what happened in Antarica.
>>746236443
Woof! Wrong picture indeed!
>>746236197
Antarctica? That's classified information, kid. You're way in over your head. Back away while you still can.
>>746236774
I'm intrigued. Why can't we talk about Antartica? What happened there?
What's all this about Antartica in my sixx thread?
Anyone have any photos of Andy in Antartica?
Asking for a friend.
>>746236922
Some /x/ tier conspiracy theory floating around. Probably some disinfo psyop or whatever. I'm not interested. I'm just here for the logs.
>>746237121
I hope Andy can save us from Antartica.
Maybe he can shit on it and stop it?
SLIDDING IN A LOG THREAD
>>746236840
We've already put enough people in body bags due to Antartica. Don't make us do it again with you.
>>746237188
Andy's anal ambrosia cures all ills. I am certain he will sort out whatever nefarious shit is going on there too.
>>746237497
KEK
>Hot Topic Conference 1927
>A Log
>>746237545
Thank you.
>>746237599
Tell us what's going on or Andy will shit in you.
>>746237545
Nice I'm gonna do one
Our Logger,
whose anus is in contact with your lips,
Hallowed be thy colon;
Thy shitlog down your fucking throat come,
Thy will be dung
with turds, as it is with spicy diarrhea:
Give us this day our daily dump;
And forgive us our imperfect sphincter,
as we forgive those that choke on your feces,
And lead us not into the hands of Dani Filth,
But deliver us from the piss patrol:
For thine is the asshole over /b/ with a creamy, dreamy steamer,
the power over the cock raters, and the redditors
For ever and ever.
Logmen.
>>746237833
Anytime, a fellow logman.
>>746237053
Here's another
yikes.
>>746239255
Yikey crikey
>>746239451
>>746239594
>>746239656
Log off dude.
>>746239451
Run along, you!
>>746239594
You and your nonsensical piss macros can go pound sand!
>>746240050
Grow up!
>>746239995
Grow up!
Giggling about piss puddles. How childish and sad!
Steamy thread, guys.
>>746240512
It's what the kids are into these days. Get hip grandpa
>>746240536
I am sick and fucking tired of paying taxpayer money for you 500 pound faggots who do nothing but post about Dani Filth' s piss. Seriously, you fucking flunked out of high school, and had a 20 year gap of doing absolutely nothing but laying your ass down in your basement eating Doritos, chugging Fanta, and cumming in blowup dolls?! I bet you spent over thousands of dollars on blowup dolls because your Fatass always pops them when you roll over them in bed. Go fucking cut circulation to your dick you fucking degenerate puddle of piss scum!
>>746237599
I read about Antartica a couple of weeks ago. It seems like this going to go down soon, right?
>>746240725
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little anti-log post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Dani Filth, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's OK, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting Dani Filth in threads about Andy Sixx's shit. Just imagine this: She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic anti-logfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I WOULD NEVER SUCK A SHITLOG FROM ANDY SIXX'S ASSHOLE!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>746240875
Have you been spying on me?
>>746241142
Streamfags get me steamed. I'm fucking dung with them!
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCqpvBxMQd_1f60qwNsM413g
>>746241423
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Andy’s fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from John Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy’s existential catchphrase “Creamy Steamy Dreamy” which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepatedsimpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy’s genius shit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid. :)
>>746241660
Get some maturity.
>>746241831
Wee weeeeee!
The classy choice. It says so on the bottle
>>746242262
Grow up
>>746242104
Andy Sixx logs wail on Dani Filth piss. Deal with it.
>>746242846
Am I seeing whole pistachios there?
YUMMY
>>746242846
That halfwit will eat anything
>>746243192
You're obsessed with drinking tepid sour piss from an aging, moon-faced black metal vocalist. You're no connoisseur!
>>746243369
What is the point of this stuff anyhow? "Teehee, it's pee pee!" Your lack of maturity astounds me.
>>746222161
What's wrong with you ?!
>>746243915
Have you been living under a rock? Here. This ought to explain everything!
>>746244401
absolutely haram!
>>746244017
Could you just stfu ? I don't care.
>>746244588
You ought to be mature then and find another thread.
>>746241138
>>746241831
fucking kek. I was waiting for someone to do these. I tried to do it but I didn't have the talent. Im still a novice logger myself.
>>746244588
Boards for 18+ kiddo.
We shouldn't have to babysit you pissfags.
>>746222161
sage
enough with these fucking threads, fuck
>>746245527
I totally recommend keeping a notepad in your log folder for especially funny comments to logify. Keep up the good work!
Any advice for beginner logposters? Thinking about getting into it.
>>746246331
Tilt your head back, loosen your esophagus, open wide, and slidd the log straight down your fucking throat
This is the 2nd 5 hour long Andy thread I've been in.
I've taken a nap in both of them & came back to a creamy, steamy, dreamy logfest.
We are a movement - like Andy's bowels.
>>746246517
I fucking love it.
>>746246517
kek
>>746222161
This cream is steamy. There was no log
>>746237932
Logmen
>>746246830
*DING*
Welcome to Andy's. Would you like to try our new Pistachio flavored Log?
>WOULD I? HELL YES!
OK Sir, would you like anything else?
>Yes - my standard 1/4 log with corn, a small log fries and a medium Frosty
Thank you. Your total is $6.66 at the next window.
>WHOO HOO - pistachio flavor FTW
Anon's Guide to Enjoying an Andy Sixx Log Roll® The Original and the Best®
Step 1: Wrap your lips around Andy's puckered slop hole.
Step 2: Give Andy a couple of gentle sucks to let him know you're ready for your creamy treat.
Step 3: At this point inhale deeply, relax your jaw and open your throat.
Step 4: Allow Andy's fresh log to enter your fucking throat. Note: Andy's logs are sopping wet to allow easy slidding.
Step 5: Contract your throat muscles to work the dreamy turd down.
Step 6: Burp out excess steam.
Step 7: Beg Andy for another.
Repeat steps until completely clogged.
Congratulations! you are now living the dream.
>>746248440
Grow up
