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I learned to walk at 20 years of age
>>746204391
Did you have a physical condition?
Diaper fetish.
I have anxiety and I struggle every day just to be able to be in certain places. Some days are better than others but it is a daily struggle. Whenever I'm with someone who I'm totally comfortable with the anxiety is almost non-existant, as these moments rarely occur.
>>746204244
I hate my wife and still love my ex and it's been ten years /ends4chan
>>746204244
I have homosexual tendencies but I don't act upon such things because I know it's a mental disorder and I'm not fucking delusional about it.
I have lived on the welfare state since 1993 (mostly) and don't see me ever getting another job. I am a shut in fatty who shitposts on 4chan all day.
>>746204507
Ye i have super autism
I Bond burgered your sister
>>746204244
I think the human girl in OP's pic is the perfect age
>>746204679
Are you me?
I have almost no social life because of this..
>>746204957
For what? Please do give details. You can provide pics if you like.
>>746205117
Just for hanging out.
I certainly don't think licking her tiny hairless pussy would be hot, or feeling her pert pink tongue on my glans. To feel my pulsing cock balls deep in her vice-like quim would be a huge turnoff.
My wife sleeps naked and sometimes I leave our blinds open enough so the teen neighbor can watch her and jerk off
>>746204244
Going to an hero soon
>>746205603
She sleeps naked with no blankets or anything...?
>>746204244
I never knew my biological dad. My mom and him split up when I was 2 or 3. Since then it was just me my brother and mom and her bfs.
When I was 15 I finally got to meet him. He decided he wanted to be in my life and all that.
We started fucking not long after. Lasted until I turned 22. We did it even though he had gfs and I had bfs, did it before my prom, and he would talk about walking me down the aisle at my wedding after having snuck off and done it.
Only one other person knows, my friend, and she never mentions it after the one time I talked about it.
>>746205889
Tits with timestamp or GTFO
>>746204735
Dude.. you are gaaaaaaaay..
... and you want to tell the world.. that's why you're sharing it here. .. rather face the facts than live a lie. Good man.
>>746205948
Just here for the catharsis of confession. I don't really care if you believe me.
>>746206084
Suuuure you are. Post a pic proving you're female with timestamp or you can fuck off
>>746205889
fag
>>746206084
Well, did you enjoy yourself?
>>746205889
Why did it stop? And how old are you now?
>>746206150
>>746206201
Why do people fall for this shit...it's a trap /b/ros
>>746206150
Yea. It's not like he was molesting me or anything.
>>746206201
I got in a serious relationship and didn't want to repeat the same things I had done. I loved him and the idea of doing something that would hurt him bothered me.
I'm 25
>>746206236
Why do you care if people fall for it?
>>746206281
Are you still with the bf?
I have constant suicidal thoughts but I don't want to put my family etc through that. I just wish every night that I don't wake up.
>>746206330
Because I'm sick of fake femanons filling threads with their rp nonsense. You're totally talking to a guy by the way
>>746206337
Yeah same here anon. If it wasn't for my sister I think I'd have killed myself by now. Been trying to distance myself from her so I can get on with it.
>>746204244
I have never murdered anyone.
>>746206382
>Because I'm sick of fake femanons filling threads with their rp nonsense
Okay but why? Thats what I'm asking. Why does it bother you what strangers you will never meet do in a thread that will be gone in 45 minutes?
>>746206330
>Are you still with the bf?
No.
>>746204244
I get horny from looking at my nieces. They are over 18 but still.
>>746206436
All thanks to an Anon, tonight I have.
>>746205484
>>746206501
oh, how? On purpose or accident?
>>746206473
Mostly because the fake femanons drown out the occasional real one. Regardless, I hope you boys enjoy stroking to a dude pretending to be an incestual slut.
>>746204244
22 and depressed since i was maybe 16, will never tell anyone and maybe i will finally have the guts to commit suicide one day.
>>746206562
No, I done it for the (yous) I am addicted man
>>746205647
sometimes she is fully exposed ie blanket is off her and other times I pull the blankets back to give the neighbor a better view
>>746206567
>Mostly because the fake femanons drown out the occasional real one.
When has this ever happened?
>>746206486
Why?
Tell us how it started. Who initiated it?
>>746206695
Nice. My girlfriend has an exhibitionism fetish. She sunbathes topless or nude on the deck a lot to show off.
>>746206501
Shit happens, I guess.
>Severely sexually abused as a kid
>Sisters would yell at me for sucking on my chest until I had hickies
>Would rub against our dogs because it felt nice
>First penetrated my Quarterhorse at 13 or 14
>Would cum in her every morning for a couple weeks until I heard the story of the dude dying from fucking a horse
>Jacked our colt to completion
Posting more because I became a degenerate predatory monster in later on
I worked at a shitty call centre for four years despite having every minute of it. I eventually quit when my sister died last year.
I found a great Multimedia Specialist job but it was contact work and after about 6 months the contact ended and I went on EI when no other jobs opened up.
This brings me to now.
I haven't found another graphic design-based job and EI is running out soon. I'd like to say "I don't know what to do" but I do and it sucks. I'm going to have to grab another job that makes me miserable.
Here's hoping I can get a job in the 3D Environment.
Not so much a secret as just me thinking out loud. Thanks guys, this helped a bit.
>>746207141
>At 18-19 attended community college with a lot of 16-17 year old girls in early start programs
>they all seemed to have a fascination still with getting attention from older boys. would get to know the ones I found cute and invite them to study at my house. validated them or some shit
>Curious because I was the chubby kid no girl got with just a few years prior. car broke down and had to cycle everywhere which led to a healthier lifestyle and me getting in shape
>Usually just heavy petting
>One 17 year old girl in particular would come over everyday and watch a show
>Started with holding my hand and laying her head on my lap
>Then went to kissing and groping few days later
>Kissing neck with bare mound in hand and she wasn't paying attention
>Start to penetrate, eyes shoot open, calm her down telling her it's alright
>get head in and she starts pushing at me saying please stop
>relieved when i stop, but so confused/worried about everything i get her to go down
>weird face when I cum. dawns on me it might be her first
>still get off to nutting in her mouth to this day
Posting more
>>746207210
>21 or so meet a sweet girl my age who is a childhood friend of extended I was on vacation with
>Start dating and all but live with her in her dorm
>Find out her ex boyfriend would stalk her and rape her for awhile after their relationship ended
>Would spend time connecting and letting her retell horrific stories of sexual abuse and make her reenact them because "I want to be the last person to have connected with you like that"
>she'd tell me a story about him breaking in and catching her in the shower
>I'd lead her to the shower and pound away while I pull her hair/choke her/grab her/hit her in the same way she described
>She'd break down crying for an hour or so and cling to me. it was nice
>she was a really good looking girl so I'm not sure why she stayed with me so long
>oddly enough, final straw was when I missed her little brother's school function. broke up with me the next day
>Part I miss the most was her sexsomnia. she would randomly get kinky at night and suck me off/ride me. Hottest shit in the world and she never remembered it
>>746204799
How is your quality of life?
What did you eat for dinner last night
>>746204683
If your name is Robert, its mutual.
>>746207144
How'd your sister die?
>>746207288
And you would hate your ex if she was still your wife.
>humans
>>746207284
Poor really. I don't think it has made my life better. I ate shit yesterday. Burger and fries and cooked chicken thighs later on. I usffer from all manner of complaints. I was always a sickly person though. I am a kissless virgin with degenerate tendencies. If you are healthy and can maintain your health (menatal as well as physical) then being a neet is probably OK but I would not recommend it.
>>746207272
>At mid 20's GF, her college roommate, and I moved in together
>Roommate is single and a huge feminist (I'm told she secretly has a crush on my GF which might explain her moving in with us)
>Regular session when alone: Sniffing the crotch of roommate's panties, with her robe on, and while reading her journal entries about shit
>Would cum on her childhood teddy bear. When that got boring, started cumming in her lotion
>Would put gf on her stomach, hand over mouth, and rail her while giving great detail about sliding into our roommate. she would scream no a lot
>Stayed together for awhile, but my talk of her friend became too much and she left.
Funny thing is, relationship with my girlfriend at 17 was fairly normal. She sucked me off at the theater during a Harry Potter movie.
Regularly fucked behind buildings as people walked nearby. Weirdest thing that happened was having sex when I was trying to break up with her.
Not sure why I became the way I did. I'll be the first to admit I'm a piece of shit.
I fuck 14-16 year-olds regularly. Turning 29 in a couple months.
Caught by a mother once, thought my life was going to be over.
>"I am just glad she is with a nice man who takes care of her"
OK lady, have fun washing my cum out of your daughters panties I guess.
Not USA btw.
>>746204244
Leave me alone FBI
>>746207515
Based mother
I liked 2016 Ghostbusters. I'm sorry.
>>746207424
Have you tried to improve yourself? Don't you want to contribute to the world before you die?
>>746207622
Underage banned
>>746207424
Who sponsors your lifestyle? Just welfare?
>>746207647
No. Fuck the world. It's meaningless.
>>746207688
How does your living space look like? Is it a mess/ pile of filth or do you keep it clean
>>746207306
Car accident on the local highway. She was cut off, hit the soft shoulder and overcorrected into the oncoming traffic. They never found the car that cut her off.
>>746207663
Kinda had it cushy for too long to be honest. Parents have supported me. My family has a history of mental health issues so they are supportive and don't really care as long as I am happy (I dare not tell them I am miserable a lot of the time though they do know about my anxiety and depression issues). I have simple pleasures and only a couple of real friends I see on occasion for movies etc.
i went to a Dan TDM live show tonight with my kids and enjoyed it as much, if not MORE than they did. I feel like an idiot being in my mid 30s and a fan boy of some youtuber
shut the fuck up. life is meaningless kys
>>746207776
Mess. Clutter. Dusty. Not pig sty disgusting but could be better. Every now and then I get pissed off with it and attempt a cleanup. It very rare gets past cleaning the toilet and kitchen for the most part. I hoover around sometimes when it gets too shitty looking. I have terrible dust allergies which does not help. Lazy fat fuck that I am I should just kill myself but I am a coward who still enjoys some things in life.
>>746207688
of course the world is meaningless
it's a fucking canvas
you draw your own meaning onto it
and fight the rest of us as we draw ours
don't be a fucking bitch
get off your ass and figure out how to do something decent and write your shit there too
don't just be some fag whose only contribution is having spent a couple decades worrying yourself to death
I fucking love you. Now earn it.
>>746207902
Take a pic
>>746205603
Invite him over!
I can see souls.
>>746208119
All I see are ass souls
>>746206337
Join the club
>>746208166
>>746207791
That's shitty. You were close?
My GF doesn't know that our roommate is my ex.
>>746207944
>I fucking love you. Now earn it.
Just to qualify, I fully expect you to be the greatest fat bastard there's ever been, or to find a new direction in life. Live on the dole. Who fucking cares? Have you ever worked a soup kitchen? Do you think you could canvas for donations to charities? Just imagine it as telephone-based shitposting and you've got decades of experience.
Be. Do. Don't whack it more than once a day because you'll get hair palms and go blind. Also it saps your willpower. Wanking is fun, but like pot, it tears away your will to do more.
Doing more creates value in your self and gives you something to fall back on in your bad days.
I love you, fat shitposting anon.
Do what you you do being loved, man.
My wife fucked 5 guys last year.
I found out and she confessed and begged me to stay and forgive her.
Gave me her phone and accounts.
Let's me track her via GPS and swears she's sorry, etc.
Im giving her a second chance to behave.
Remember when /b/ used to be a place free from normals talking about emotions and problems. Yeah me neither.
ever since i did about 300ug mdma whenever i sleep i start hallucinating scary as fuck shit in the dark that come to life. Last night i was so terrified my brain hardlocked my eyes shut and i was frozen stiff for an hour because i hallucinated satan while in bed. too pussy to tell anyone about it and too pussy to open my eyes to realize nothing is there.
>>746208319
The cancerous fur/loli/ylyl/etc threads are the new thing, guy. People being frank in an anonymous atmosphere has always been /b/.
Some brought out tales of woe. Some lit there dicks on fire and posted amusing pics.
People are /b/. Not a fractal of infinitely posted blacked cuck threads.
>>746207377
>Shit happens, I guess.
Life=Suffering
>>746208356
>Last night i was so terrified my brain hardlocked my eyes shut and i was frozen stiff for an hour because i hallucinated satan while in bed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis#Cultural_significance_and_priming
people used to claim satan was sitting on their chest at night
sleep paralysis causes the brain to go a little haywire when the brains sleeping disconnect fails to reestablish on waking
try not to fret too much. your shit is normal.
>>746208297
I find things in life like music (I have a DJ stream). I pirate movies. I pirate games (I don't play as much as I thought I would though and actually purchsed a few titles that I have played but not to completion by a long sdhot). I love MLP. I love Star Trek and other such shows. I like photography (but not much done of late. I went to an animal park and took a few shots yesterday). I do shit. I just don't do enough to make myself proud. You are right. I need to be a better fat loser even if it means it goes against the grain of most other peoples lives. With effort I could become the best loser ever! I must set some goals :)
>>746208303
You're mentally ill and she's using you like a firesale
>>746204735
hey it's 2017 it's socially acceptable to be gay now.
>>746205603
that's awfully kind of you anon, thanks, you should let me lose my virginity to her too.
>>746208576
honestly, man. cool
pee fetish
yikes
>>746204244
>Myself and a friend go to a restaurant.
>Tight tranny is our waiter
>Friend dares me to ask "her" number for shits and giggles
>I tell friend to go to bathroom so she would feel more at ease
>Tell her I find her cute and want her number
>She smiles and writes her number in my phone
>tfw I actually find her attractive wtf
>Friend comes back, I tell him she refused
>We leave restaurant, later I call her, ask if she wants to go to a movie with me
>She agrees, we go watch IT
>tfw every jumpscare scene she grabs onto my arm and laughs about it while making eye contact
>tfw she is super cute
>Go back to my place after, giggling about the movie
>drink some of the alchahol I have, make her a blend of Vat69 and lemonade
>after hours of drinking and playing vidya while having fun she says she should get going
>gives me a kiss on my lips
>I kiss back
>we keep kissing
>take off her clothes and i take off mine
>shes hard, im hard
>we have sex. She sucked my dick and i fucked her in her ass till she came, then i came from jerking it in her face
>This was a week ago, she called me a few times and I never answer, dont want anyone to know i fucked a tranny
>tfw i think of her all the time
Am i gay lads?
>>746209046
yes
>>746209046
Technicaly... yes.
But really, does it matter? You both had your fun... and you are thinking of...her...
So what?
>>746208523
thanks for the reassurance. Ive had nightmares worse than the one yesterday night. One time Slender man (yes the slenderman from the game) was sheating a knife and ready to stab me, I hallucinated hearing the unsheating and footsteps towards my bed. I was so fucking scared you have no clue, every time I opened my eyes he was there, I was fully conscious, fully aware that this was a hallucination, but he was still fucking there, with his blank face, black suit and red tie, holding a big knife ready to stab me. Only thing I could do was shut my eyes firmly and hear him torment me while adrenaline was flowing through my body. I had never been that scared, convinced that if I opened my eyes I would be stabbed to death, it didn't even matter that I knew that it wasn't real, I was to the definition as paralyzed as I could be. It felt so real. After that night I slept with a light for weeks. It's still scary to sleep, I don't know what scary shit I'll hallucinate that night. Every night I'm terrified the monsters will emerge from the shadows and I'll be paralyzed that night aswell.
>>746204244
i've blown or fucked every one of my friends boyfriends, husbands, dads, brothers, etc
sometimes i still have cum on me from one while fucking another
oops
>>746209046
You're gay for fucking a tranny. You're a faggot for being too afraid of your friends' reactions to openly pursue the pleasure of fucking that tranny again.
A life lived acting from fear is just a little suicide each day.
>>746209046
Suck her cock and swallow it.
If you want to do it again then you are gay.
>>746207879
Takedownman? He still making videos?
>>746209046
No. Check up on her and make yourself and her feel good.
>>746209186
Greentext a story honey.
>>746209046
>her
>shes hard
all of my kek
I used to have regular sex with my friends GS dog. His wife caught me jacking the dog once because I was not careful enough. She has not told him AFAIK. The dog died some years later. I am still good friends with him and his wife. But I bet she suspects I was fucking the dog as it was always a question of why the dog was always so attentive around me.
>>746209635
>GS dog
?
>I answered a craigs list post to spank a guy
>Went to his house he answered the door nude
>Had paddles and a whip
>He lay across my my lap with his soft dick between my thighs
>Spanking bare handed he got hard
>I got hard
>He rolled sideways and buckets of cum on mt cock
>I returned the favor
>He sucked the rest of my cum out of me and cleaned up his cum with his tongue
I thought about being a regular but I was afraid that if things went sour he could claim that I assaulted him.
>>746209368
Kek all you wan't. Your post here won't stop trans rights
>>746209671
german shepard is my guess. i think the guy's really into dogs.
>>746209671
German shepherd?
>>746209328
>walking through town forest smoking pot
>older man starts following me around
>follows me through two more paths so i blow him
>he cums on my face and shoulder, but i dont
>go home and change but forget to shower
>go to friends house nearby to smoke more
>get drunk and do lots of coke with him
>go to the beach to smoke and look at the stars like 3am
>blow him on the bench under the stars
>too cold to finish, go back to his
>cum all over me again
i think the most ive had in one day was 4 that i knew and 20+ in an orgy scenario (lost count)
>>746210150
That sounds a little gay though.
>>746208072
haha the wife would probably freak out. I know he wants to fuck her though
im a fucking weeb in denial someone shoot me already
>>746210747
Oh. I can never tell what's gay here anymore. thank you.
>>746210291
Of course it was gay.
>>746204244
>>746204735
you're gay nigga
go hook up with a guy, guarantee you'll enjoy it
i know i did
my ass is still sore xd
>>746211171
appropriate use of meme, but poor execution
> 10yd penalty
>>746206337
Do it bitch
I once soldsomebody 25i and with explicit warning told them to not take more than 2, they took 10 an hour later and died the same day
I killed a man
>>746204244
I was in a secret gay relationship with three under aged boys over a decade ago. I don't consider myself gay I have a wife and kids now. I just moved to a very gay friendly city and took advantage of the situation.
>>746212828
>I'm not gay, I just had sex with boys when convenient
If you have the desire to dick a dude, you're gay man.
>>746213003
They were cute ok. I just wanted to experience new things in a new place.
>>746213251
I don't really care that you're gay, man. I could have men's asses shoved at me 24/7 and my dick would still be bored. It doesn't excite me in the least.
If you fuck dudes, you're gay. If you fuck women too, you're bi or whatever.
I have serious concerns my girlfriend is seeing, or at least talking, to her ex boyfriend.
>>746205632
Post credit card details, you wont need them where you're going
>>746205632
I hope we have the same view of being a hero
>>746214938
>a hero
an hero, newfriend. an.
>>746207515
Thailand
>>746204244
I work in a big company, i do 20hr a week for a 80k eur salary. Basically my job is to attend the agenda from 16:00 till the last boss leaves.
I have sex and naughty things w both of the owners of the company. To my knowledge no one knows about it.
I'm perfectly fine with it and i work my ass off to make them happy. I have company car, superb insurance, and most of my salary go to savings.
I've had a boyfriend or two so my circle wouldnt suspect.
I posted my girlfriend on here a bunch of times. Someone found her Facebook, collaged some nudes, and exposed her. She doesn't know. The ever-looming doom of her finding out her nudes are on the first page of Google when you search her name is haunting.
All of her information is there too. Full name, address, college, snapchat, and every nude I've posted of her.
I'm fucked.
>>746215518
you forgot to say that you are a dude
The east is blacker than you think
>>746215606
I know the rules so i know what i said and what not.
What i was is poor as fuck, never had the chance to study, or the brains, but i look good and im not ashamed of using my body to get what i want or what my family needs (my mom was broke after my dad died).
>>746215819
>im not ashamed of using my body
im not sayin you should be ashamed, i'm just saying that you are a dude. a gay dude
>be closeted "mostly straight" bifag
>but used to do tons of gay stuff with my brother all throughout our teens
>it "mostly" stopped as we got older and started dating girls
>shit still occasionally happens between us though
>especially when we get drunk or high together
>we don't really directly talk about it though
>just play all our faggotry off as a lot of lol no-homo "joking" around
I used to take a girl that worked for me back and forth to work because she didn't have a car. I was really attracted to her but never did anything. We became close friends. We would text a lot and shit. She always joked about sex and what she did with her bf. She told me one night that she had had anal the night before. A few nights later she was sending me a meme or something and she said something like "oops almost sent you a pic of something you shouldn't see. what I told you about the other day hehe" My beta ass was like "wow that would have been awkward" hoping she would have sent it anyway. she didn't. on the way to work the next week, I dropped her off, then went to park. She left her phone in the car and locked it right before she got out. as soon as I parked, I went for it. thankfully it wasn't completely locked yet. went into her photos and found a pic of her fat puerto rican ass with her man's cock in it. I took a pic of it with my phone, and fap to it at least once a week. this was like 4 years ago. I kinda feel bad about it, but meh
I've never masturbated
>>746216484
hi femanon
or asexual anon?
>>746216484
I have taken up your burden a thousand times, goodfriend.
My brother and I were pulling away from a family members house. He cracked some joke and I wasn't paying attention as I was coming up to the stop sign. Hit some bitch on her bike. My brother freaked out and rolled down his window asking if she was okay. She said he wasn't, that her leg hurt. I yelled that sucks and drove off.
>>746216515
I'm female and maybe asexual. My parents are pleased to apply physical violence to me. Yesterday I discovered I'm disturbed as them, my therapist said I'm borderline. Those are my secrets
>>746217526
>My parents are pleased to apply physical violence to me
:'( fuck
>>746217526
Well you probably deserve it.
>>746217754
It's true, I was such a brat
>>746217526
>>746217672
yeah, your parents need to fuck off
>>746217754
she probably does, but giving out spankings and blowjob requirements is more for SOs than parents.
>>746217826
Do you take pleasure from pain?
>>746217832
The blowjob requirements are a family deal.
>>746217303
KEK
>>746208303
I hope this is bait. You seriously don't think your wife can have another phone or make new e-mail accounts? And unless you have a GPS bracelet welded around her ankle, she can easily throw you off the trail. You're a fucking idiot and quite possibly a cuck.
>>746218052
Post the rest. I love this set.
>14-16 flirted with my younger siblings nanny dont know age
>girl is 1/10 but good tits love sucking it
>gives nightly handjobs and finger the crap out of her
>thinks i am his bf, i ignore it
>after a few months started fucking her, my first
>got her pregnant
>fucked up good thing she got sick and kid was aborted
>nobody knew i think
>never saw her again she left a year later
>everyone still think i am a virgin
>>746217932
>The blowjob requirements are a family deal.
Post pics of your disgusting ass so I can fap to the thought of you tongue bathing your dad's dick after he ass fucks you yet again
>>746217932
Pleasure? Yes
>>746218335
>Thinks I am his bf
>Started fucking her
Pick a goddamn Gender.
>>746218449
I'm not the asexual femanon, friendo.
>>746218492
Do you like getting spanked or otherwise physically disciplined by your significant other? Or does the idea excited you?
>>746218449
I can send a pic of my dog ass if you want
>>746204735
>I'm not fucking delusional about it
Umm dude, got some news for ya...
>>746218534
well get a backalley sex change, pickup your dad, let him assfuck you and them blow him. post pics afterwards from his funeral when he kills himself after your reveal
when i was young i used to play with my sister where he prettendingto be adult and havee pregnant, and sometimes i put my dick in the ass rack of her
>>746218586
if your ass with a dog buttplug, yes
if actual ass of dog, no, but thanks for the offer
>>746218603
Good Idea! XD you made my day
>>746207815
micke k??
>>746218579
I'm the Little girl-sub type
>>746218534
Correction she thinks i am his bf.
my first fuck was 1/10. I am a degenerate
I had sex with the mom of my girlfriend
>>746218827
Swell. I had a Little for a time, she was fun but still too sassy for it to really work. She enjoyed the discipline far too much.
>>746209046
>shes hard, im hard
kek
>>746209046
Be a man. If you think about her, fuck her. Trannies are 10/10.
Sub-side from wiminz.
Brains from menz.
Jokes aside tho. What does it matter, it's 2017, just get your dick wet and fulfill your emotional needs. Who cares if it's a he/she/xe/nigger
>>746219180
>nigger
nigger is a gender is now a meme
I wear stolen panties of my gf mom
>>746204244
My girlfriend makes me call my mom's name and makes me think of her during sex so she can act like she's my mother and I'm totally into this because we both have a mom fetish where I wish I was fucking my own mom and she wants to be my mom.
We have the best sex ever.
>>746219232
I mean, they're kinda the same, but not really.
Just like trans people. They're half degenerate and half hooman.
for several months when I was 12, my mother dated a guy who would have sex with her, wait until she left and then make me suck his dick clean, including after anal
>>746219629
I wish I can do that
I love it to licking assholes clean
I trade nudes with fat guys on kik
>>746204244
I believe in God 100%
>>746209046
>Am i gay lads?
naaa, you are not gay...
You are
VERY
E
R
Y
gay.
>>746206649
Here ya go
>>746204244
I cant fucking believe it guys, lemme green text
>Be my cousin, 24
>renting out of home, steady job, bachelors degree
>Has bf, carpenter, steady work, really nice guy
>Commits to buy a house, does all the paper work
>Suddenly has serious mental breakdown
>Cant function at work
>Needs family/social support constantly
>If not she literally starts crying her eyes out, panicing
>Attempts suicide
>All because she commited to buying a house
I can't fucking believe it guys, I have no idea why she is so worried, her life is perfectly fine and stable, but shes off her tits.
Anyone know how I could help her?
>>746204244
After being loyal and never cheating on a girlfriend ever in my life, this last week I finally cheated for the first time... I don't even feel any regret or remorse what so ever. My girlfriend almost never fucks me anymore, shes always a bitch towards me and I actually am glad I cheated on her. I fucked my best female friend and it felt amazing. Her pussy was so fucking tight and wet.. she was aching for my cock and when I slid into her... it was the biggest rush I've ever felt in my life. Feels good man.
Makes me wish I cheated sooner. I now understand why guys cheat on their girlfriends. The shit is fucking cash!!
I have a big incest fetish but all my family members disgust me. Not just sexually, they're those people who you just make a sour face at when walking past them.
Also what's with all the captchas being German?
You see a lot of posts about an anon being a kid and an older kid took advantage of him/her. Well, I was that "older" kid. Started when I was 13 and for a couple of years had sex with both boys and girls from 10-15. Never told anyone but my /brothers.
I fucked my mom Anal while she was totally drunk
>>746213484
You're being cucked. Dump her and move on or embrace it and watch her fuck him.
Was nearly raped by a friend one time
>>746215554
It's going to happen. Just post all of her nudes now and get it over with
I pretend I don't like consensual sex in the missionary position but I secretly enjoyed it
>>746207460
What type of sexual abuse did you endure as a child, and who did it?
>my stepdad's been fucking my stepsister (his bio daughter) since she was at least 16, probably earlier
>I could hear it from my bedroom
>had many fap sessions while eavesdropping
>seems to be completely consensual
>also seems like its still going on
>I can usually catch them going at it when we visit home for the holidays and stuff
>>746204244
If you don't reply to my post cracky chan will smear menstrual blood on your face tonight
>>746207902
Are you the new fridgebro?
He have a dick
My neighbor see me and my gf doing anal what I can do
>>746221393
Ask your GF about these things called curtains.
>>746204244
>Im dating a uggo fatty she beast
>live in shit hole small town
>FML how did I get here
>going to dump her soon
>plan on moving out of state soon with my friend
>still miss my ex
>>746220881
I'd much rather catch her red handed. We've taken serious steps together and it would be a financial nightmare to leave unless I'm 100% sure.
>>746208319
newfag detected
>>746204244
I shit in the shower pretty regularly.
>>746215081
"A". "An" only applies before words that start with vowels. A cat, an apple, a mouse, an icecream cone.
I can't stand my wife but her little sister and I have a thing going on and I have seriously considered trying to find a way to leave my wife for her little sister.
>>746222585
>Being this new
>>746222715
Guaranteed to fail..
>>746222585
> can't tell if bad bait or really being this new?
>>746222777
>Trips have spoken
She and I have had a thing goin on for about a year now on the side but you're right it wouldn't work...so we're kind of just not even talking about it and just not stopping it at the same time
>>746220120
Extort her for money
I think im a pedohile.. i haven't acted on my urges but i can't help my thoughts when a little girl is around me
Dating a really fat fucking girl right now. She just weighed herself and she's 16.3 stone. When we met she was 17.5 stone and I thought I could change her but that was back in March-April. Every time she starts getting going with a diet she sabotages it and just apologises to me and pretends like she didn't know she couldn't have tablespoons of stuff that's 95% sugar etc. Its making me very angry and I think I'm understanding that you can't change some people and that fat people are in general greedy, selfish, lazy and unwilling to change even when their mother is about to die in her mid 40's from exactly the same things she's doing. I can't help but this she's wasting my fucking time and I should move on. She won't even bother to do exercise that gets her heart pumping or makes or sweat. Advice /b/?
Also don't know my biological father and it haunts me so badly as I know my twin looks a lot like him as he and my half sister look very similar.
>>746222950
I'm telling you dude. You'll slip up, or she will slip up. I did the same thing with an ex of mine, she found out eventually. Even if you leave your wife and get with her sister, you'll wreck every family event after that. You'll fuck up a whole family. Really not worth it if you plan on seeing her sister in any form of open relationship after you burn your life to the ground.
>>746223040
I have the same thing, but it's only with one specific girl. It's weird to explain because every other underage girl on the planet I have 0 interest in, but this one is 13 and really gets me going
>>746222715
How od is the sister?
>>746223092
Leave her bro.
>>746223139
Damn, that is confusing.
>>746223140
21. My wife is 28 and I'm 29
>>746209046
enjoy your dick rot pham
>>746204683
I advise you to have a meeting with your ex and solve the situation before it consumes you
>>746216484
Your story is a good story to start mine off.
>Be 14
>No idea how to masturbate because I was an idiot who never touched the head
>See an article about prostate orgasms
>Figure I must be gay or something, so I decide to give it a try
>Decide to try it in the shower
>Looking for something to use
>See a snorkel
>Perfect
>Unscrew top
>Don't believe in lube
>Plunge that shit right in
>Hurts like fuck
>Feel sick to my stomach
>Keep going
>Ass shoots it out
>Blood and shit everywhere
>ohfuck.jpg
>Decide to clean it up and ignore it
Never got infected, though that's probably because of the antibiotics I took the day after.
>>746223092
I wish my husband was as supportive as you, he instead tries to feed me more.. i tell him come run with me or to the gym with me but he says no.. im trying to loose weight.. im at my biggest atm and its fucking depressing.
I log into my girls accounts and see she flirts with other men. But I can't confront her due to the fact that I love her
>>746223509
>>746220693
So YOU'RE the one!
>>746223412
Holy shit. The first time i masturbated was in school, i saw a girl pressing on her vagina so i did the same . Next thing i know, i feel this amazing sensation and i'm twitching. I was in 5th grade omg.
I hate myself and im fkae, cant let anyone know how much I despise everything, people always remember me for always being so happy.
I feel dead inside hate myself so much so fking much I hate everything about me. Wont tell more secrets other than I hate myself for being to much of a pussy to actually end it. Friends and relatives can do it so why am I so afraid of nothing???
>>746223503
He may feel that if you lose weight, you won't need him anymore and desire a better looking man..
>>746223503
sorry lass but its just the way some people are. Take the initiative and do things solo if they won't participate. I wish my gf would do that but she simply won't :/
>>746206567
>being this mad because someone didn't post their tits
>>746223885
I think thats the reason..
>>746223892
Yea i gave up on him, im doing it muself
>>746224029
Well, what are the odds of that happening? Is he a disgusting fatbody, or does he just have no initiative?
>>746223509
Youre a cuck. Either you grow some balls or leave her.
>>746223503
It's all about sex ranking. If you are on the same level as he is (overweight, lazy, etc...) you won't draw competition. So he continually tries to get you on his level.
The way to fight this is to actually look better than him. This will do two things. First, it may spur him to try to get to your level of fitness, especially if you drop hints like "I think the Uber driver was hitting on me today."
Second, if he continues to decline and the relationship ends, you will be in dating shape. You don't want to wait until you're single again to get in shape.
my gf is a rape victim, as much as i would love to castrate the men that raped her, it fucking turns me on thinking about what happened to her
>>746224092
Could happen but not because of body shape.. he's just super lazy and well he has actually told me that im probably trying to look good so other guys can look at me. I tell him its for my health and to get back my confidence.
>>746220693
Were you raping them? I guess technically you were, but was it forced?
>>746204244
I've had Winrar since 2003 and still haven't paid for it
I just spent an hour at the magic kingdom
>>746224379
What the fuck, don't ever tell her that it'll make her feel disgusted.
>>746208747
ok maybe I would though
>>746204244
ive seen real CP
I stole the money and the watch collection from the house party.
It was easy. I went in to the bedroom upstairs to use the bathroom. I saw the watch winder box and just cleaned out all the watches I took 8 in all - four from the winder and four that were in the lower level. Thats where I found the cash. There were two envelopes full of $100 bills - $8700 in total.
I stuffed it all in a sock and tossed it out the bathroom window were it landed in the yard next to the garbage cans, On my way out later I stopped to have a piss beside the house and picked it up.
I have spent some of the money and have the watches stashed and will sell them out of state or something.
The bitch having the party is lying about how much money was taken and the value of the watches. There were three rolexs and some other decent watches but she told the cops all eight were rolex.
I feel bad that that guy got arrested but he was a shady dude.
>>746204244
When I was 6 me and a friend found a gun in his dads bedroom, and I shot and killed my friend. They were devestated and moved away... I still have images in my head of his eyes staring off into nothing while there was blood everywhere.,
I have no friends so when I watch youtubers or reaction vids, I pretend to have conversations in my mind with the people on screen
>>746224544
Me too and i liked it. Where can i find more?
>>746204683
Bro join the fuck club!
>>746204679
You're a fucking pussy. Get high a few times in your life and stop bitching. This isn't a secret, you just want people to think you're special on a website where nobody knows who you are. Grow a pair and prove you're special a better way cause right now you're just some faggot
I've never seen The Empire Strikes Back
>>746224420
Yeah the other anons are right.get your shit in order, lose the wieight and feel good about yourself. Let him self destruct from you looking good, if he decided to put his big boy boots on and work with you to lose weight too- you'll do it together, and you'll be stronger together for it. Or, he's gonna be a kid about it and leave for another easily manipulated chubby chick. Either way, you'll find happiness in fitness. Don't let anyone slow you down. The more weight you lose, the less your body will hurt and the more energy you have.
>>746204244
Me amd my girlfriend went on the Desire Venice Cruise last summer.
>>746206473
>Why aren't you interested in fake shit
Nigga really?
>>746224683
Maybe it's a secret for people who don't know he has anxiety.. it's not easy dealing with that. Im sure you'd be the first to make fun of anon if he had any kind of anxiety attack because if your ignorance.
>>746224720
Working out helped me alot in the past so I'm definitely gonna do this on my own again. All of you are right.
>>746224436
It was "consensual". Never forced anyone but realize they had no clue in the beginning what they were doing.
>>746224539
thats why its a secret
>>746206337
Same. Not really concerned about my family's reaction to my death, more just don't want them to have to find me hanging or some shit.
Worst part of my day is waking up and realizing who I am and how the day is probably going to go.
>>746204244
I cheat on my wife regularly with 3 obese women, a black guy, and an asian tranny. All separate.
All with no condoms. One girl is about 250, and has a hairy completely natural body. We don't fuck, I just eat her pussy EXACTLY how she wants it about.
The other is about 225. White trash girl with 3 kids. I fuck her twice a week on my lunch break. Go over and hit it till I cum in her and leave.
The last a a black girl with the biggest ass I've ever seen. She must be close to 300, but solid. We have crazy unprotected sex weekly Sometimes for hours. She is in love with me.
The black guy I give head to once in a while. I love to suck uncut bbc, no shame here.
And the tranny is my little slut. I dominate her fulltime and make her my side bitch.
I love my wife. But I've probably cheated on her with hundreds of people.
>>746225338
Who are you and how is your day gonna go ?
>>746223509
I've never understood this. selfless one-sided love to the point of rejection humiliation emotional and physical pain. I could never love somebody before they love me.
>>746225440
I'm a recent college grad/recently laid off NEET that's not hearing back on job applications and I'm going to continue to be those things and play vidya all day
>>746225038
Post updated pics. For reasons..
>>746225584
Oh dang
>>746225623
Lol I'll come back to 4chan in a month
>Snuck into a girl's room to fap while looking at her vulnerable state for countless times over years
>Sometimes steal her used cloth and undies to sniff while she was asleep or for later use
Was finally caught one day, still regret to these days cuz she was my best friend
>>746225374
Di fat girls stink ? Serious question, or do you make them shower before? I feel like they'd sweat alot so end up smelly
>>746224544
Where can I find this fabled CP?
>>746204735
>mental disorder
What's so disorderly about it?
as long as there no negative effects can it be considered a disorder?
>>746226031
They always shower. So no.
Except the hairy one. I can smell piss on her usually. But she knows I don't mind.
I jack off on my train ride to uni sometime
I airdrop dick pics and hentai randomly
Ive filmed my one sister naked and stole my other sisters nudes
Basically im just a pervert but nobody know. Rn im browsing 4chan sitting near people that barely cant see and really want to cum rn but idk how without getting caught
>>746208356
I take it you mean 300 mg of MDMA. Sounds like sleep paralysis. Try taking valerian root supplements before sleep
>>746225908
Add me on Snapchat: dampmuffin
The probability of me catching you in a thread in a month are slim to none.
>>746208356
or just remember to hold your breath, you will wake up
>>746226235
I had always wondered that tbh
>>746226281
>valerian root supplements
my cats and rats love this shit. It smells like a hobo's feet though.
>>746226295
Lol okay
>>746212703
Dumb motherfucker killed themself
Don't feel bad, you warned him. Should the car salesman feel bad about a fatal traffic accident, caused by a reckless driver?
>>746224559
USA! USA!
>>746204244
>secrets
secrotes QQ
>>746207688
I wanted to kill myself too and tried and it didn't work, I used a plastic bag and it ripped and I was too tired physically and emotionally and I said fuck it and went to sleep. I still sometimes wanna kill myself but I'm gonna die some day anyway so it's just unnecessary, why commit suicide if you're gonna die anyway, wait and go around see what weird interesting crazy shit you can
>>746226812
lmao is that sir fedora?
>>746226421
Yeah, it's something as rare as a completely legal, natural treatment that has an actually noticable effect on your mind. Not just BS.
I agree about the smell, but doesn't really matter how your pills smell, does it?
I do not have any secrets.
/thread
(because THE COMMUNISM)
I have a pregnancy fetish. Two kids already. Want like 5 more.
>>746227187
M of f?
I have fondled my sisters for years when they where drunk asleep. It was/is awesome, pic related (to me)
