im drunk af ama
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im drunk af ama
>>746181954
how old? can you show tits?
also timestamp
>>746182040
im too lazy to timestamop but heres somethin else
definitely gonna need a timestamp to start things off
>>746182189
>too lazy to timestamp
then.. kindly fuck right off
>>746181954
Do you own any pets, and if you do can you show us some pics?
>>746181954
Server invite pls
>>746182040
>>746182193
well its the 24th
>>746182270
i have two cats
>>746182308
turn on a light faggot
>>746181954
Why did you cut yourself?
>>746181954
Please shove that knife further next time so you can spare us from threads like this in the future.
>>746182308
tits or gtfo
>>746181954
aren't you that guy who had that leather hat in a thread you made a few moths ago
>>746182470
thats not a girl dumb fuck, nice fucking eyes dip shit. get them checked blind ass bitch.
>>746182419
>why didnt you cut yourself deeper you pussy
you meant to ask
>>746182331
ok you bitch heres a timestamp and a light
>>746182419
i feel nothing really i was just old to do it
>>746182470
fuck you bitch//
>>746182482
fuck ya btich
Hey I'm drunk too what makes you so special?
>>746181954
Wow, you look beautiful here, then in the other pics you're ugly and a dude.
My dick is so confused
>>746182596
Where do you think your life is heading?
>>746182596
How is that a timestamp you twat
>>746182596
yeah that was a nice hat ._.
>>746182596
TITS OR GTFO
>>746182668
i really do not give a single fuck
a single fuck
>>746182687
no one cares you idiot
>>746182729
ok then gtfo
>>746182790
no u GTFO
why is everyone asking for tits, this is clearly a faggot
>>746181954
Show us your feminine benis
>>746182852
idk anon..
>>746182790 id fuck it
there is no tits you faggots
Tits or gtfo
you are my people ./b/
>>746182915
thanks
show us something at least (((your cock)))
Show me your male nipples
>>746182902
i second this
>>746183018
He doesn't have one
Didn't you kill yourself like 6 times?
>>746182902
this
>>746183096
it's tiny but it's there, i assure u
>>746183018
>>746183065
>>746182902
this
>>746183096
prove it
kys yourself
Oh my your teeth are fucked no wonder you never show on here
>>746183127
hahahahHAHAHAHA
>>746183173
ive tried so many times that thay dint keep knives anymoere
>>746183173
>kys yourself
>>746182915
I wouldn't, she sure looks like someone that melt my dick with std's
>>746182902
Aye
>>746181954
come watch old cartoons and shit with me then....everyone here is welcome
Hey all, wanna have a fun time while watchin some of the best seuss there is and one of the funnest little films ever made?
Well then, come on in and join us for what will surely be one of the best viewing events of your lives, peoples. :)
Link: http://www.sync - video.com/r/rBbPSH0V (remove the spaces)
>>746181954
I'll be honest, you looked kinda like a guy until you turned the lights on.
>>746183215
What was your best attempt?
>>746183215
Why do u try killing ur self?
>>746183215
your pretty id fuck you
>>746183215 Are you retarded? How do you fail killing yourself? Are you that weak willed?
>>746183311
>video.com
oh boy
>>746183337
i lost a liter of blood
>>746183350
im "different"
>>746183382
i really dont know
>>746181954
Show us your feet yo.
>>746181954
Are you a guy or a girl
>>746183451
I love you
>>746183523
hes a girl
>>746183517
>>>746181954 (OP)
>Show us your feet yo.
Seconded
>>746183451
>im "different"
then post your dick already
>>746183523
neither
or both
depends on your outlook
>>746183579
this
>>746183451
different how
>>746183616
he has autism
>>746183579
ok
>>746183549
ilove you too brittany
>>746181954
post abs and dick
>>746183661
Show your belly button. Please. :)
its a trap!
>>746183762
faggot
>>746183661
how old are you?
>>746183661
How are you different?
>>746182790
>>746183010
>>746183451
OP is kinda cute
>>746183215
You shouldn't harm yourself OP, y-you're too cute to be doing stuff like that..
>>746182616
WhAt the fuck anon ansser me
i rell ay do love you
>>746183858
i was court orderd 8pychilogists and all theyve donein a year ismade me do tests
>>746183890
kill yourself
>>746183661
I'm drunk too why are you special?
>>746183955
What makes you special?
>>746183973
>>746183898
nobody fucking cares about (You)
>>746183973
im not special just fucking useless and i shuld really jkill myslef but i dont have enough guts to
>>746183973
Because she has a dick and tried to kill (her?) itself
>>746183955
Rip hope your life goes up hill. Tbh if u harm yourself always think of how it will affect your image, legs for seriousness , arms for attention . Good luck op you can do this
>>746184176
i feeel verylittle please dontlet me trun
>>746184045
Hey I got like 4 people who would cry if I died alright?
Goes in all fields
>>746181954
Cheer up Anon
>>746184290
>>746184351
when i get drunk i pretty much cry no matter what
>>746184278
Show us your boipucci already
>>746184278
What. If you are looking for sympathy /b/ might not've been the best place.
>>746184521
still waiting on those feet bb grill
>>746184278
Take some deep breaths and relax. Go drink some water.
>>746184521
You should probably stop drinking then
>>746184529
>>746184572
>>746184594
i have broozes all over myself yet you still ask me to reveal myslef
>>746184636
thanks anon
>>746184688
i want to drink more thhough
>>746184498
this meme is dead
let it go, faggot
>>746184747
Anything you need to get off your chest, anon? I can give you feed back. I've been in a couple fucked up places.
>>746184830
Hey fuck nignog
>>746181954
When are you going to shoot up your nearest school?
>>746184830
Fuck you fag
>>746184861 ive killed exactly 2 people when drunk i still remember them both men both tried to fuk me i loved them
>>746181954
if you were a guy you'd be really hot
what the fuck is this? why are there so many replies on a post with no tits or timestamp, the b from my time would not stand for this.
>>746185081
maybe i am a man
i wish theyd give me flowers before anyrhting
>>746185075
>ive killed exactly 2
you mean literally?
if yes, how?
>>746185075
your fuckin gay op.
>>746185156
Yep I waited enough bye thread
>>746185156
This isn't the b from your time fag. Fuck off.
>>746185075
Why, anon? Why did you kill them?
>>746185220
Obviously
>>746185186
with a butchers knife
with a brother
with frienbds
>>746185313
they annoyed me you idiot
>>746185266
you're right, this is full of betafags and white knights, go back to your cage nigger.
>>746184594
>>746184747
Still waiting nigga
Feet or gtfo
>>746185385
GET THE FUCK OUT THEN YOU IDIOT WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
>>746185357
Is this the truth anon?
All i did was scroll through these pics and look for the tits with timestamp and it didnt exist
so im aborting this thread as everyone else should too
attention seeking whore doesnt deserve us
>>746185501
I KEEP NO PROMISES CUZ PROMISES KEEP ME HEKLD B ACK
too lazy for caps
>>746185357
lying hoe trying to get attention. if you were drunk i would beat your ass you wouldnt be able to kill a fukcing dead cat
>>746185458
Why are you seeking attention on a site full of trolls?
>>746185371
It's funny that you say that because you are right here with those whiteknights and betafags. What does make you?
You are gonna rot with them in this cesspool so don't bitch.
>>746185625
>>746185666
i lost my butchers knife
>>746185668
>You are gonna rot with them
>them
>implying you're not part of said cesspool
>>746185606
So you are delusional and alcohol makes you impulsive and thats why you are doing this?Might want to go see a doctor. And you might want to stay away from alcohol. But you dont have to listen to me.
>>746185731
You look cute... where are you from?
>>746185836
ive taken so many tests they fu=ind nothing then they take more tewsts i want them to jsut kill me i want them to kill me
Roll trips and I kill myself on livestream
>>746185965
fuckofff bitch
you swore youd never tell youd swore youd bnever tell
>>746185767
Thanks for nitpicking.
Yes, I meant us.
>>746186066
>66
Almost
>>746186066
Is a male, has adams apple, leave thread now guys he's a faggot that won't post feet.
Hey i know you
heres a test fir the smart people of /b/ wha does mny mean
>>746186155
fucking kill yourself
OP is taking these pics from somebody else
OP is a fake, stop replying to these fucking threads
>>746186202
Post nudes faggot
>>746186155
>implying women don't have Adams apples
It's not a prominent thing but they do
>>746186202
Show your damn feet, it's not like we're asking you to show your tits that i doubt you have.
>>746183173
kys already has "yourself" in it you know?
>>746181954
Post hands
>>746186202
Can you kill this guy too?
Ciara is that you? Have you finally decided to regrace us with your holistic presence?
>>746186202
Shoe on head
>>746186471
Oh shit, If it's her I take it all back
>>746186463
where does he fucking live
>>746186595
She's a qt
i love her so much it seeps into reality whe i talk about her
also fr i lost a butchers knife drunk
>>746186558
He's a college student at Mizzou. Is that close to you at all?
>>746186319
Not prominent has a huge fucking adams apple fucking off yourself you white knight faggot
>>746186813
No u
you fucking idiots have no clue do you
i AM SO SO SORRYy
>>746187029
how old are you? do you think you're more drunk than me?
>>746184062
You and me both. Been debating it for months but just haven't had the stones.
>>746187029
Enlighten us
>>746186471
Nevermind. No mole on the left upper lip
>>746187029
Please die so i dont have to see these retarded threads anymore. Thanks
i love you goodbye do it again tenb=goodbye forever
/b/ stay classy oh wait oo late
i really did love you
>>746187320
can u stfu emo faggot
>>746187320
Eliza is that you?
>>746187320
whats the highest you've blown on a real breathalizer?
>>746187377
No, freckle on lip and nose prove otherwise
>>746187426
i avoid those at all costs
>>74618732
>>746187377
Eliza has no mole
>>746187478
Ah i see
>>746187500
Czeched, also stay around and keep us company.
>>746187591
please for the love of god
fucking kill me
oh nose my edge is showing
>>746187500
me too. but drinking crazily can be a fun way to go. leaving los vegas style. i like it anyways
The lack of tits is disturbing
>>746187790
i get sober after like 5 minutes i have a terrible liver
asl? Doesn't have to be complete or exact
>>746185180
Adam's apple clear as fucking day, next person to ask for tits is a faggot.
>>746187707
Dying is overrated. Sit back and wait for better days, they're sure to come sooner or later.
>>746187951
oh?
>>746187953
well fuck yoououuuuu
>>746187894
Show us your fucking tits already. We're sick of you saying you want to kill your self and other dumb shit so can you do something useful for a change?
>>746188043
Faggot
>>746188043
So why do you want to die so bad anyways?
>>746188043
Still would have a go, burn me at the stake faggots
>>746188043
o shit this a dude
>>746187894
yea, i get nervous when i have to do a physical or anything. blood pressure is high and whatnot. oh well, chugging vodka now
>>746188087
make me laugh fir ib=nce then maybe just mayybe ill show you tits
>>746188043
You are a class act.
>>746188204
>>746188204
Off there's a maybe you don't have any faggot stfu Kys or leave already.
>>746188204
not him, I suggest some d r u g s. Improved my sitch in a heartbeat.
>>746188326
i hate it when theyre like this so fucking ignorant
>>746188460
Faggot
>>746188204
I'm sorry, you want shit from me welfare sponge? Jesus, fucking trump should get the national guard to gather all of you niggers up and bury you alive.
>>746188438
oh its me baby
im dying im dying im dyingh
>>746188460
Ignorance is not remedied by anger, but instead with knowledge, so please enlighten us.
-Thomas Edison
>>746188637
How old are you? I think you're gorgeous.
>>746188610
>>746188647
quotes
be original for once
>>746188745
ill never tell baby
>>746188637
Baby? Whats that about?
>>746188855
Fair enough. Nice dubs bb.
>>746188856
Obviously he's a faggot. A queer.
>>746188855
are you in school, or living in real life?
Wait a moment...Are you a boy or a girl? I can't tell the difference just looking at your ambiguous face
>>746188856
austin powers you dumb shit
>>746189045
thanks baby
>>746189090
>>746189095
adult bill paying life?
if the next number is odd i get more drubk if its eveni go to nskleep
>>746189210
At least show us your feet as a parting gift for the conversation <3
>>746189311
dubs the word
>>746189210
do it faggot
>>746189311
DUBS AND ODD OH BOIII THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN
ill be right back
>>746189499
You're dub supreme. Stay and chat, i'll keep you company bb <3
>>746181954
dude ALCOHOL lmao xdddddddddddd
FUCKING faggot
>>746183890
>"m-m-maybe she'll touch my pee pee"
Goodbye sides
lets play a game called guess that alcoholic beverage i bet you cant you dumb peices of shit
i start
>>746189805
Wine
>>746189805
stop replying to this fucking disgusting looking attention whore
>>746189805
can i cock tribute your face cutie?
>>746189855
and?
>>746189805
Post your feet, dubs have spoken.
>>746189953
blood
>>746189953
Vodka?
Why did you get pregnant so young
>>746189953
you're "drunk af?" and you haven't drank at all in the however long i've been in here? then you post you might sip a little drinky poo? you must be in your teens
>>746189953
Oh i know the rest of that hug u were drinking
>>746189805
you look like a man
gosgh darn dangit youre so fucking ckose to it
>>746190012
>>746190022
>>746190098
>>746190110
>>746190129
>>746190110
This
You're not unique in literally any way faggot op
I only wish you knew how true the above statement was but your stupid ego won't let you see it
You're terminally unique wawa ima cut myself people don't understand me I'm useless waa
Go pick up a heroin addiction or something and figure shit out
>>746190110
i could use a hug
>>746190275
You look very huggable, i'd hug you qt.
>>746189953
red bull
>>746190358
if only i was bisexual or gay
>>746190275
please for your own sake stop being such a pussy dude like seriously get some self respect, you are the type that is never gonna kill yourself because you are such a faggot just get help now
I bet you have a great ass...
>>746190464
I care about you, OP
I hope you'll be okay
>>746190464
what a hideous woman.
>>746190491
these type of people oh jeez
stop acting youre really bad at acting
>>746190464
Never too late to start :^)
>>746190491
i have to agree, gotta get over it and start sucking dicks or whatever youre avoiding
>>746190666
i hate you charles
you should burn in hell
This thread is so fucking cringe
>>746190782
Why are you doing this to yourself OP? Please stop and go to bed
I care
>>746190807
get the fuck out then
>>746190846
stop acting you idiot i can see right through you
faggot
>>746190931
I'm sorry you feel that way, goodnight
>>746190931
What does this stupid acting comment mean
Are you this egomaniacall that your can't possibly believe someone might genuinely feel this way towards your shit thread lol
>>746190931
Are you a grill with androgynous features or a pretty dude? I have to know.
>>746190782
I was on your side but youre being very vague about things and wanting help, that's stupid, if you really didnt care, to the point of suicide, i would at least just say/do whatever...and "drunk"
>>746191010
its a literal cuck
>>746191086
i really dont care about you or me
>>746191008
if you want
well im all out i might sleep soon
you may not know it but i feel amazing
>>746191202
why make a game of posting your trans tits then?
>>746191261
Show your feet, we didn't hound you about showing tits like we usually do so its the least you could do.
>>746191202
Stay up with us! I just got started drinking
Sometimes I doubt my masculinity.
Then I come to threads like these.
>>746191298
make me laugh you piece of shit
It has a penis you faggots. Why are you still replying.
like 50 images of OP and nothing good.
get your little cock out, punk.
>>746191378
my job is to kill time drinking till its enough to sleep. i don't care if you laugh, or to see youre boy tits
>>746191464
>>746191450
>>746191371
you people
you all have a pattern you idiots
>>746191543
Because you have everything figured out, obviously.
Nothing escapes your brilliant mind, obviously.
We're all just retarded little sheeple that think we're smarter than we really are, obviously.
Leave already.
>>746191543
Feeeeet plox! We require them direly.
this is my last image goodbye /b/
im going to sleep
>>746191659
>Anonymous 09/25/17(Mon)01:20:51 No.7461
>>746191677
i love you
>>746191543
This is now a Spurdo thread
>>746191729
>>746191729
Plzzzzz just give us one pic of your feet, i bet they're cute <3
>>746191819
>>746191855
>>746191729
>>746191729
what a surpising end....get a sharper knife
>>746191914
i hate sarcasm and people who comment onn the rtherad adfter i left
>>746192048
I'm still here pleading for a pic of your feet..i beg of you!
i stay on the thread ill it kleaves o i can know the sad people who comment after theyknow ive left
they should really kill themselves
>>746192200
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>>746192200
:)
>>746183215
"I'm so fucked up they don't keep knives hehe give me attention for it"
>>746192764
>>746192200
how are you getting more drunk than me that you can't type, i've been chugging vodka for 3 hours
fucking faggot
>>746183010
if we were your people you'd know the fucking rules
>>746192048
not sarcasm, i hope you dont waste more natural resources, if you're going to be a vague little teen boy
>>746192914
Cunts full of shit, i can type and talk great until I'm about .28%bac
is it a man or a woman?
>>746195796
Yes.
>>746183890
>y-you're
holy fucking moses parting the piss sea you're so beta you're stuttering through chat
