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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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YLYL Thread
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>>746179811
It didn't work last time you tried, fuck off
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>>746179903
Lurk moar
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>>746180561
#Facts World Wide

https://youtu.be/hbzPoCtQBVY
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>>746180758
Royally lost at this one
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>>746181195
Or you could just have anal with your first car

https://youtu.be/w6NZy7buKtQ
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>>746181547
That looks nothing like drake
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>>746179811
is that Jin from lost?
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>>746179811
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>>746181905
It is
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>>746180561
The original joke takes the piss out of the Welsh, and it makes a bit more sense that way
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>>746180666
Masters and PhD in engineering is typically necessary if you want to go into R&D or something like that. For the most part, a bachelor's is sufficient and you learn more by doing rather than studying engineering.
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>>746179811
I just made this
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>>746180855
He is muslim ya drongo.
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>>746182034
I laughed harder than I should've have
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>>746183675
Its Jesus Faggot
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>>746183506
This pic has such an early 90's vibe to it
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>>746180561
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>>746182034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUipCIWj54E
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>>746180758
I can imagine the dog saying "GET IN HERE YOU STUPID NIGGER IT'S TIME TO FUCK"
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>>746188297
I'm sure you've used that line on a lot of girls....
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>>746181084
Iran didn't change very much
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>>746188463
this is 4chan we're all virgins
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>>746181084
Dayum syria
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>>746188696
Speak for yourself faggot
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>>746189097
Fucking goys
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>>746188537
neither did Egypt
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>>746189250
lost xD
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>>746181934
Is that Colonel Sanders and Wendy?
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>>746189437
you had nothing to lose, faggot
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>>746189580
kek
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>>746189606
Had lost my virginity to your mom.
She was gentle
She even sucked my poop.
Like a crocky bar she said.
I still have your fathers sperm in my mouth...
Oh didnt tell you?
Call me uncle
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>>746189292
I think i have the autismo
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>>746189854
No matter what you do, you will always be a massive faggot.
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>>746189915
What the actual fuck is that.
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>>746189250
lost at the tabs
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>>746190186
An elephant drinking water out a toilet bowl, what the fuck does it look like bitch?
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>>746189751
Lost
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>>746182403
ROFL
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>>746189693
Lost
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>>746189751
What a fucking nigger, I would have kicked his sorry ass until he could no longer sit or walk...
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>>746182426
So we should bend over and beg to be poor and cucked, and give away all our things? Kill yourself right fucking now.
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OC
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>>746191092
Crappy oc
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>>746182174
I should not have lost to this
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>>746189876
lost
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>>746182538
Hooker?
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>>746189250
fat loss
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>>746189751
This is why Iceland is aborting autists.
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>>746190282
It looked like somebody had stuck a big ass spool of chain link fencing down a toilet but it was too tall.
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>>746189580
Dindu nuffin
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>>746191224
Look at that fat fucker. How can an actual human being have a body-to-leg ratio like that
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>>746179811
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>>746180758
fucking reincarnated sex offender
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>>746186287
almost lost you bastard
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>>746184064
i was thinking the same thing
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Longtime lurker here, this thread is great so far!!

keep up the good work anons
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>>746185207
yum
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>>746192944
hahaaha


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2W8Fbef6uI
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>>746188297
"them niggers will eat my nut one way or another!"
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>>746180666
you're not using "exponentially" right, and Bill Nye went to Cornell, which is a very good school, have you even gone to college? if you have it's more likely to be a community college and/or state university, which have quite low standards.
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>>746184294

Hehe. Lost.
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>>746191757
I fucking lost to your stupid-ass post. gj
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>>746189806
Fuck, lost
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>>746193394
Kek
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>>746189915
I thought only doggos did that
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>>746193828
Subway sounds delicious right now
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>>746193797
>niggerdaddyfuckmeplz420
Lost so hard
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>>746185207
Holy shit
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>>746180818
Shits real, fucking Jews never cease to amaze.
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>>746182967
How the fuck did I lose to this?
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>>746182967
Pretty funny anon, saved
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>>746193394
this one made me laugh
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>>746180666
Bill Nye spent his life teaching science. Dolph Lungren spent his life acting. Yeah, Dolph has a more impressive education, but Nye has done more science overall
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>>746192944
Lost
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>>746194947
stop defending that leftist piece of trash
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>>746194947
kys
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>>746189772
sounds lagit. should totally trust the dolphin
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>>746195177
Why does everyone suddenly hate bill nye out of nowhere?
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>>746195350
Because of his bullshit political rhetoric, you ignorant nigger.
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>>746195350
Everyone doesn't. But it's become popular to hate the left among teenagers who think /pol/ should be taken seriously and are new to le epik sekrit 4chan.
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>>746195350
He's getting a little too involved in social and political shit the last few years.

Championing atheism, spouting bullshit about global warming being caused by humans, etc. His two big causes that he keeps talking about now.

He represents science in the eyes of many but it's all just liberal bullshit in the guise of science. Then we realized he never was really a scientist in the first place and all the pieces fit together. He's just another leftist shill and a con artist.
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>>746195417
>keep telling yourself that
I have relatives that fought Socialists like this fucker.
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>>746189751
is that a fucking anorexic neaderthal?
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>>746190186
Lost to this
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>>746195395
But really like any of you gave a flying fuck about his political rhetoric until now? Act like youre holier than thou when really youre the quickest to jump on a bandwagon
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>>746195570
Where have you been? People have been hating him ever since he stopped being Bill Nye the Science Guy and became Richard Dawkins for the pop science crowd.

And I'm sure he gets paid a lot of money to shill the global warming bullshit.
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>>746195537
>mfw someone thinks atheism is a bad thing
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>>746189751
>family in shambles after tragic event
>starts clapping

i'm dying.
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>>746195570
The guy is known for children science then he makes skits promoting degeneracy, child sex changes, limits on birth among white nations to combat global warming when in reality Africa is set to have a massive population explosion. The guy makes gay ice cream skits pretty much aimed at children. The guy is a degenerate Socialist he advocates big government abandoning of rights, and he promotes degeneracy, i bet you suck neil tyson degrasse cock too faggot.
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>>746195811
That shits on netflix and if parents are letting their kids watch whatever the fuck they want on there, there are worse things than his show
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>>746195750
It's more of the members. Atheism isn't that big a deal, but the followers are hated for lots of reasons.
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>>746195811
>disapproves of promoting degeneracy
>tells someone who disagrees with them that they must suck cock
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>>746188913
Don't lie to your mother you worthless fuck
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>>746195750
It breeds nihilism, besides every atheist i have ever met is a fedora wearing faggot. Whatever you think as a belief Atheism isn't growing. Demographics show Islam will grow 20x faster then Atheism and that atheists are more likely to convert Islam then the other way around. Get fucked faggot. This is what happens when Socialists/Atheists think they can bring hard line religious 3rd worlders into their countries thinking they will eventually become degenerates like them and prop up their precious welfare state. This is why the right wing is growing so fast. And guess what the welfare states will eventually buckle anyway.
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>>746180818
lol theres no BLM in Poland.. thankfully
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>>746189097
by the look of those clean sneakers and clean pants stainless white shirt from what i can see hes not homeless
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>>746196096
From Wikipedia

>The American Religious Identification Survey gave nonreligious groups the largest gain in terms of absolute numbers: 14.3 million (8.4% of the population) to 29.4 million (14.1% of the population) for the period 1990–2001 in the U.S.[178][267] A 2012 study by the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life reports, "The number of Americans who do not identify with any religion continues to grow at a rapid pace. One-fifth of the U.S. public – and a third of adults under 30 – are religiously unaffiliated today, the highest percentages ever in Pew Research Center polling."[274]


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Growth_of_religion
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>>746189580
lets all just take a moment to appreciate that probably alot of people around him agreed with him and cheered him on with that message
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>>746186287
Damn, got me giggling like a school aged child
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>>746189495
Full English got me.
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>>746192777
this isnt as much of a problem in my neck of the woods we dont have many pajeets and the ones we do are americanized as fuck
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>>746196474
I wonder if he set it to 451?
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>>746196347
>literally mistaking non religious with atheists
Non religious can still mean agnostics, and people who are religious not practicing, this also completely ignores spirituality.

According to demographics the fastest growing in birth rates are religious nations ,mostly sunni Islamic nations. White/western nations are where the majority of atheists reside.Keep in mind Western nations and even China 2 most atheistic areas of the globe are set to have population decline without 3rd world migration. This mean Region will outpace atheistic growth. Also keep in mind large portions of atheist populations are gay, wont reproduce. Its also noted in Europe that populations that are more atheistic tend to have higher abortion rates. This is proven in the Czech republic and Greece, they are majority white also.
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>>746180666
>the person that made this probably doesn't believe in climate change
>the person that made this probably this Dolph Lundgren would agree with him
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>>746192297
I like this.
Right on que.
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>>746195543
In which country did your relatives fight "socialists" like Bill Nye, you dumb fuck?
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>>746189693
u got me fampai
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>>746196096
Australia's latest census data shows "no religion" went up by an absurd amount.
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>>746197154
Que?
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Jin is from Tekken not Lost.
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>>746179811
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>>746196829
Well yeah atheists will have higher abortion rates because they don't think that the austictic potato in the oven has a special soul and was planned by god to punish them.


About the reproduction rates, if those sunni nations are reproducing faster, then it might as well be that their ethnic demographic is going to outpace us as much as religion, religion is just a footnote of it. The difference is that in a million years if there are no white people left, brown people can still become atheist, you don't need to be born one.
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>>746181084
They still wear their traditional dress, just not in public or in front of strange men
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>>746197564
whenever I read atheist posts, I read it in the voice of Rick from Rick & Morty. So fitting!
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Attention faggett's this is slash B there's no need for your stupid politics here
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>>746182403
Fucking first ever YLYL thread I have ever lost to in the 4 years I have been browsing this site. Here is my donation.
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>>746193462
That was actually a pretty good edit.
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>>746193828
I chortled heartily
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>>746180666
Dolph has authored plenty of scientific papers to prove himself. Bill N Eye has made complex sciences accessible to anybody. They both contribute intellectually, yet both are qualified actors. Comparable yet equivalent
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>>746189528
No sex with animals, got it. It's not that hard.
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>>746188853
you got me
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>>746193394
combine soldier tier
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>>746189751
potato-man strikes again
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>>746189495
lost
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>>746189772
Holy fuck, I remeber that game.

Always got to that one level that I never figured out
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>>746189580
i like that building behind him
didn't know americans could decent like that
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>>746192341
Would of been better if he was holding a Casio
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>>746182426
I 2nd that kys faggo
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>>746183675
Jesus was a Muslim you dipshit
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>>746195350
I know, right?
I remember him from Almost Live, a show that came on after SNL in the Seattle area. Then he started doing those science-based tricks on stage to kill time. Also that's when he started wearing the bow-tie because normal ties and bunsen burners don't mix well.

That show was pretty hit and miss but OK for a local half hour show. Most people would refer to it as Almost Funny.
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>>746180818
lie
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>>746180758
fuck! i lost...
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>>746198385
actually, the reason we "lost" is because it just because too expensive to kill them. So no, that bear wouldn't run from that Vietnamese farmer. He's just send a b-52 to carpet bomb the whole forest. To kill one farmer.
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>>746197345
miss-spelled cue, even though it was mostly an 8-ball
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>>746180818
Are there no blacks in Poland or are they that stupid? He doesn't even look remotely black.
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wew
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>>746199424
Hahahahaha, super funny, anon! Totally lost.

...Got any more "Fag Camp" pic for us? You know, just for goofs.

Hahaha, comedy gold right there.
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>>746193657
t. college snob
Have fun working at Starbucks, hope that gender studies degree was worth the price tag
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>>746183675
He was a Jew
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>>746181084
i get the whole burka thing. if given the opportunity, women will show what they have to whoever they have a chance to show. walk into any store that doesn't require a dress code, and you'll notice that every good looking woman in the place is vying the "hottest" or "best looking" woman spot in the store. dressed to show off they're tits with low cut shirts, or tight fitting jeans to better show off they're ass. Look at they're faces and you'll notice they they almost all have make up on. men aren't immune to their biology. men that work with women get the hots for women that they work with, it's just nature doing it's thing. women are a creatures of emotion and yerning. If you show a woman that you want her, she'll take notice. If you persist, she may even allow you to have her. Have seen it happen before and have fallen for another woman at work so I know this to be true. I of course didn't act on my impulses as I have a shred of self restraint. But I've seen women that I've worked with over the years give they're asses to managers and co-coworkers without much resistance and heed of they're relationships.

making women wear these things and keeping them at arms reach is understandable, to me. I get it. If you marry a woman, that woman should only be yours and no others. That's just not how things work here in the west. Women, doesn't matter who it is, unless she is undesirable, will cheat on you when you are away. It's just nature doing it's thing. fucking mooslims dont wanna share their women and want them to heed rules that keep them respectful of themselves and of they're vows.
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>>746199740
Butthurt.
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>>746196689
How slow are you dumdum?
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>>746191036
Looks more like a Dindu Pepe
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>>746199424
This made me hard and I'm not even gay.
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>>746195537
You don't think global warmings real dumdum?
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>>746190913
and that's why your only social interaction is on ylyl-threads.
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>>746180956
Well. This is a part of me now.
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>>746200469
The only people falling for that old meme are idiots who only listen to the liberal media.
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>>746200184
lmao fag
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>>746182967
>penis
lost
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>>746200674
Jokes on you faggot cause I don't even listen to media.
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>>746189097
oy vey!
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>dressed to show off they're tits
>they're tits

Stopped reading.
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>>746200184
This was genuinely quite funny. Kudos to you.
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Top teir thread bois. Pat yourself on the back
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>>746196726
Underrated post
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>>746181084
Sup Bosnia.
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>>746180666
>all of these people saying 'that doesn't mean anything bill is way smarter because he has a show and knows gender is a spectrum even if he isn't you can still like compare them because he's still smart right guys btfo'

How stupid can people get?
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>>746199740
Found the guy still in denial
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>>746189495
Hard loss.
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>>746198320
That's why they don't call you back BAZINNGG
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>>746189751
Some retarded motherfucker is going back in the box.
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>every atheist I have ever met is a fedora wearing faggot

This. Literally this. I know this cant be the case every time but god damn, every atheist I have ever known regardless of age was some edgy stuck up cunt working some bullshit job getting paid barely above minimum wage or got some worthless psych/philosophy degree and thought they were enlightened or some shit. The only exeption to this was a super bitter old man I knew who always whined that there was no God because his life was so hard, he was also an incel who never got married and tried to blame it on women somehow.
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this is absolute trash
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anyone have that one of the guy in the bathtub who killed himself with a shotgun but looks like the one animal from ice age?
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>>746197564
>not believing in God
>being a beta cuckold who's genes suck

I never understood why the majority of atheists have any type of confidence and aren't depressed. Literally one of the lesser beings not meant to have children.
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>>746198898
>Would of
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~Desu
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Break through the underage, your posts I can't seem to find,
Pollution burns my eyes, type words I can't speak so I

Stop my struggling, then I bump to the surface,
Fill my folders with Suiseiseki, then let it out ~desu

I give it all, now there's a reason why I spam,
So give it all, and it's these reasons that belong to us

Pop culture's where we are, and still we F5 this shit,
To bury ourselves in them, Snacks breaking under tension

For far too long these voices, muffled by normality,
It's time to come to our senses, up from the dirt

We give it all, now there's a reason why I spam,
So give it all, and it's these reasons that belong to us

Read (Read), the spam we post (post), the site we love (love), our pings reaching distances,
(captcha) so Ctrl-C my word (Ctrl-v), break into desu (sage), through seas of Yotsuba

So please believe your eyes, a Maidens vice,
Is not what we had in our minds,
I'm coming home tonight, home tonight

We give it all, now there's a reason why we spam,
So give it all, and it's these reasons that belong to us

Today I offer all myself to this I'm living for my dying wish,
I give it all, now there's a reason, there's a reason, to give it all
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Sat on sakura stump
Cannot be touched by memes & subversion
I'll reclaim this page upon the web
Look at this thread
All is about nothing, everyone comes near
The remotest parts of the world

By desu
We can dissolve the disruptive subrogation
I have to try
Suiseiseki's alive for good
Under my feet the garden
Over me the largest
It's proudness I felt
Lifelong misery
How do we get off ban island?
Is there is a proxy beyond
Indestructible 4chan is a temple

Birth to a place, a place
Where I cannot unsee what is wrong and
All Mods are gone

I close my eyes
I'm all around, I feel so present
Embracing it's vastness I hold
Facing the world
I become a part of it
I'm not alone anymore ~desu
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This board is a place where the villains wear a false mask of anonymity
While they take lulz you can never replace
Stolen moments gone forever
Well, tables can turn as the newfags will soon enough learn
I will sage with desu and then watch them fall
into the pyre of 404
You can report ’till you drop, screaming 'learn the rules'
You’ll say any trope if you think it'll stop me
I will carry hell to your Thread; I will make you leave
You will reap the damage you’ve sown on my judgment day
Sleepless nights and days of damnation
Soon and evermore
I will bring Suiseiseki knocking upon your door
And kek is a lie swearing that no matter what it won’t die
Disappearing like a star in the sky
In the hot light of morning
But what do I care?
There are lulz to be had everywhere
First there’s retribution I must prepare
Mighty vengeance is mine
I have a nice post that will tempt you onward
And just when you’re sure that the thread is yours
I’ll deliver Suiseiseki to your doorstep dressed in green facade
Then, I’ll sage you to page 10 like an angry Mod
Once you’re in my glistening garden heed the page count
It’s the final text you see as you descend to 404
Fall down on your knees
Fall down and let me hear you pray
Fall down on your knees
’till I can hear you bargaining, scheming, begging and screaming to me
I will send Suiseiseki to your doorstep; you will rue the day
You will reap the damage you’ve sown no matter how hard you pray
It’s a board without any rules, fashioned in cold blood
Posts of fear and calls of doubt
No forgiveness, no way out
Only Anonymous
Then, desu
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It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
DESU - yah

Sit in the dark and ponder how I'm fit to make the thread fall off page 10
And they all fall down - yah

It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes...
DESU - yah

Out of the shadows barrage of Maidens tongue
Dolls spit over apocalyptic cult killer cauldron smoke
Stomp music seriously - yah

It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes...
DESU - yah

Can't stop the groove lics jaws clear off them locks relentless raw movement
Fit to knock you from here to that g-spot body rock connected

To everything you want, ever did want
We got it why not come get it, stick your head in that hole
And watch me drop this cold guillotine death sentence - yah

It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes...
DESU - yah

Hidden art, between and beneath, every fragmented, figure of speech,
Tongue in reverse, whenever the beat, causes my jaws to call
Out out out out - yah

The screens flashing red, can't see shit but heads
Spinning exorcist like planets
Out of orbit off the edge
Off mine axis whipping through doors to far more than all that’s ever been said - yah

Tie the chord kick the chair and your dead - yah

Yah ... DESU - yah ... DESU - yah
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Revolution in their minds - Suiseiseki start to march
Against the world in which they have to live
and all the hate that's in their hearts
They're tired of being pushed around
and told just what to do
They'll fight the world until they've won
and love comes flowing through

Anonymous of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing fear in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of 404 fear?
Can they win the fight for BBS or will they disappear?

So you Anonymous of the world,
listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
spread the desu all day
Show the world that desu is still alive
you must be brave
Or you Anonymous of today are
Anonymous of the Grave, Yeah!
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>>746202278
Pornphilosophy
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>>746184064

were niggers just as smelly back in the 90's?
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Here we go again motherfucker

Come on down and see the idiot right here
too fucked to post OC, afraid to care
>Whats the matter with reposts anyways? right?
get the fuck out of my face
understand I cant feel anything
it isn't like I wanna sift through the decay
I feel like a wound
and like I got a fucking gun against my head
you live when I'm dead

One more thread motherfucker

Everybody hates me now so fuck it
blood's on my face and my hands don't know why,I'm not afraid to cry
but that's none of your business
Whose life is it? Get it? see it? feel it? eat it? spin it around
so I can spit in OP's face
I wont leave without a trace
get out, I don't want to die in this place

people=desu
people=desu what you gonna do
people=desu 'cuz I'm not afraid of you
people=desu I'm everything you'll never be
people=desu

It never stops
you can't be everything to everyone

Contagion I'm sittin on the side of Suiseiseki
what do you want from me?
They never told me the failure I was meant to be
Overdo it, don't tell me you blew it, stop your bitchin'
and fight your way through it
I'm not like you
I just fuck up

>c'mon mother fucker everybody has to kek
>c'mon mother fucker everybody has to kek !!

people=desu
people=desu what you gonna do
people=desu 'cuz I'm not afraid of you
people=desu I'm everything you'll never be
people=desu
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Desu me
Desu me my friend
Desu me
Desu me again

I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

Hate me
Do it and do it again
404 me
Desu me my friend

I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open thoughts
Appreciate your concern
You'll always rise and burn

Desu me
Desu me my friend
Desu me
Desu me again

I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

Desu me!
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Ooh, desu!

I did my time and I want out
So effusive - fade - it doesn't cut
The soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning, the sickening
Packaging subversion
Pseudo sacrosanct perversion
Go drill your 9gag, go dig your graves
Then fill your mouth with all the keks you will save
Sinking in, getting smaller again
I'm done! It has begun! I'm not the only one!

And the cancer will kill us all...
We throw ourselves against it all
So no one else can see,
This the preservation of Suiseiseki in me

There are cracks in the road we laid
But where the temple fell
The secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new, but when we killed it all
The hate was all we had
Who needs another mess?
We could start over
Just look me in the Heterochromia eyes and say I'm wrong
Now there's only emptiness
Newfags, insipid
I think we're done. I'm not the only one!

Fake anti-fascist lie ~desu
I tried to tell you but ~desu
Your purple hearts are giving out ~desu
Can't stop a killing idea ~desu
If it's hunting season ~desu
Is this what you want? ~desu
I'm not the only one!
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United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.

Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.

Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.

We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.

Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
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>>746181084
so alot of gipsies and mountain hookers... you better use the ninja style
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>>746196888
>insults someones intelligence
> fucks up the basic English of the post
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>>746188853
Lost and saved. This is gold.
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>>746199740
we didn't lose at all we met 100% of our goals and left

we were never there to win the war and after we left we set up a replacement plan for equipment
but Lindon Johnson signed paperwork after to not honor this agreement
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Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.

The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight

Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
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>>746192840
lost
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Damn Desu guy you need to get laid one day or pick up a hobby or something lol.
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>>746189626
I like how it's taken from a distance. Like this isn't a funny joke pic he set up, but something that legitimately happened naturally.
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>>746189751
Still, he is untouchable. he could have smack her again and be fine with it.
He saw an opportunity, the camera was all set, glorious.
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>>746203371
What the desu did you just fucking desu about Suiseiseki, you little desu? Suiseiseki will have you know that Suiseiseki graduated top of Suiseiseki's desu in the Navy Desus, and Suiseiseki has been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and Suiseiseki has over 300 confirmed desus. Suiseiseki is trained in desu warfare and Suiseiseki is the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to Suiseiseki but just another desu. Suiseiseki will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark Suiseiseki's fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to Suiseiseki over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak Suiseiseki is contacting her secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. Suiseiseki can be desu, desu, and Suiseiseki can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just Suiseiseki's bare desu. Not only is Suiseiseki extensively trained in unarmed desu, but ISuiseiseki has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and Suiseiseki will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. Suiseiseki will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
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Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate

At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down

Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate

At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning

Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time

We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word

When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
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>>746203371
With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000

Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply

At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high

The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins

Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back

Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...
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>>746193090
Go away
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>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all

This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all

>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"

>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine

We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save 4chan
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"

For I oh so love 4chan
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon

Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive

>A good thread we cannot make
>Anons are all taking the bait
>At this rate 4chan
Will surely die

This thread has been just perfect
The kind of thread of whuch I've dreamed since I was new
Post limit coming soon
Butthurt faggots giving (You)s
Who says a newfag can't triforce at all?
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>>746193394
Fucking lost
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Crazy shit my Facebook friends believe
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>>746203770
Part 2: witch boogaloo
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>>746195543
Lost.
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>>746197508
You fuckhead, Jean is from X-men.
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>>746188297
youve been on this site too much..
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>>746198063
I said go away
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>>746192944
This put me in a fucking coughing fit lmao
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>>746203814
The "lmao" at the end is what kills me
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Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ros
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
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>>746202420
>Needs an imaginary friend to have self worth

Whatever it takes, I guess
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>>746185207
DO YOU LIKE.....MY CAR?
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>>746180758
Been there on a lonely Thursday afternoon. Cloacas arent too bad after 2 weeks of no action.
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>>746181755
Lulz @ periscope banter
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>>746190929
Obabo is not my presiserp
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>>746180818
I'm Scandinavian and my wife is sub-saharan black. This summer we went to both Krakow in Poland, and Prague in the Czech Republic. There were a lot of different people, including black people in Prague, but Krakow.. we saw like 10 black people on the whole trip, and we were there for many days and walked around constantly.
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>>746186287
Effin Ken M. Genius
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>>746185060
wtf thats real? saus?
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>>746200184
>>746201013

fuck you reddit
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>>746185207
wtff story?
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>>746189806
Will haunt me forever.
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