Whats a life lesson that you learned the hard way?
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Whats a life lesson that you learned the hard way?
>>746175953
Dont ever fall in love with a drug addiction. Shell never love you any more than she loves her habit.
>>746175953
Do something right the first time or not at all
Do not masturbate with Icy-Hot.
If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole, make sure he's sedated first.
I managed to suck the log out but holy fuck Andy puts up a fight
Your friends die off a lot faster than you think they will.
>>746176979
Seems like a lesson that should have been obvious
When dealing with women, there is no way to come to an equilibrium where you are equals: you can either be master or slave, and a woman is a harsh mistress with nothing but contempt for those underneath them
>>746175953
Nothing is free.
>>746175953
don't fuck with the people who make the rules
>>746176309
This is what's up. You can't save addicts.
>>746177244
Shitting your pants to get out of work only works a handful of times
>>746175953
>Whats a life lesson that you learned the hard way?
All of them, I think.
>>746176981
Can this asswipe be banned already?
>>746176979
you're a pussy
i've done it before a few times after rubbing myself down i figured what the fuck why not and rubbed one out without washing my hands or anything, could hardly notice it
>>746175953
taking a job for the money rather than following your passion is a sure way to hell on earth.
People generally lie in social situations
>>746177333
trips speak the truth
>>746177410
Yah, It's almost as bad as taking a job in the field in which you are most passionate, and having it suck all the life and fun out of it
Don't buy sushi from anywhere but restaurants
>>746175953
White girls can't be trusted.
All the white girls I've dated either cheated or did something stupid af.
Meanwhile I just hit my 6 year anniversary with my beautiful ebony princess
If you want to be happy, trying to be what other people want you to be is a quick way of being miserable. It's easier to do than most people realize.
Relationships are not limited to just boyfriend/girlfriend. Define relationships as you see fit and what you want out of it.
Critical thinking is a skill very few people have and having it will save you a lot of time, money, and heartbreak.
People with good intentions can and will destroy you just as fast as people who have bad intentions.
>>746175953
life is hard
There are people in your life that you'll encounter who just aren't worth saving. No matter how much you think you care for them
>>746175953
Don't let a fwb go too far or you'll catch feels
>>746176309
With a drug addict? Or are you referring to the addiction?
>>746175953
don't make school shooting jokes on a public instagram
If they say they are a 'nice guy': Run.
condoms don't protect against herpes.
you don't have to have sex to get herpes.
>>746177215
Truth right here
Eat fiber and and exercise regularly before you develop a 3rd degree external hemorroid
Trust me, it's going to make you cry and scream for your mom, and you won't be able to walk for a week
>>746177215
Hey, some of us like to be pegged.
Don't trust your mom nor the media about the nature of women
This wisdom is inherently known by chads, aquired by experience, and that's why they are chads
Blacks are bad people
I was raised Christian and to love everyone
Every black friend I've had has stolen from me or my other friends
Other races can be racist too
I haven't seen a single Indian guy making friends or chatting friendly with non indians except on the Jewish mind control shows
All women are naturally whores.
>>746175953
Women are all fucking crazy
>>746178019
Did you go in knowing a chick had herpes. God damn anon.
>>746175953
The cake was, is, and always will be a fucking lie.
>>746176309
This
I spent years bettering myself while my gf sat around smoking cigarettes and chugging coffee
Fucking disgusting
>>746175953
life is shit and never gets better
>>746177860
I can't even have a female friend without catching feels. I'm such a fucking pussy.
>>746175953
Being right is not a bulletproof vest.
>>746178456
even cupcakes?
>>746175953
Fuck bitches
>get money
>>746175953
dont trust anybody except for yourself, always save money for darker time, if you have an occasion to step on someone to get higher in life-job you should do it, dont use butter for lube when using a fleshlight because it will become moldy even if you wash it every time
No matter how much you think you know, there's always someone that knows more than you, and there's always a chance that you might be wrong.
>>746177366
Good luck he's behind 7 turds
Mods aint touching that shit
>>746178347
>>746178381
Couldn't refute previously mentioned points regarding women so you made new ones with no substance to argue against? Could be wrong, paranoid over here
>>746175953
A person who is nice to you, but mean to the waitress, is not a nice person.
if you wish to live at a time you do not belong to, because you think it's "cooler" or "better than this era", you need to stop trying. you'll regret it. live your life and be part of your generation.
>>746176309
This.
In the same way, don't fall in love with a vegan.
>>746175953
If you wait patiently by the riverside, one day your enemy will float past.
A Stone Cold Stunner doesn't work in a street fight. I have no idea how Steve Austin made a career out of it. I tried to Stone Cold Stunner a guy once, it almost cost me my life. Fuck.
1. Being "in love" with someone and being obsessed with someone are not the same
2. If someone cheats on you/plays you/takes advantage of you then you don't give them a second chance. If you do they will lose what little respect they might have had for you, not that it matters.
3. Tripping on shrooms can be a great experience and incredibly fun...or it can be the worst experience of your life and absolutely terrifying.
4. Putting your personal issues on social media is a bad idea.
5. If you have anxiety in certain situations, deliberately avoiding said situations will only make that anxiety grow over time and spread into other areas of your life.
>>746177860
Don't be afraid to catch feels
>>746177215
Dis nigga know
>>746178608
Yes. Even cupcakes, which are technically muffins.
>>746178689
I said all women are crazy. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, esp considering I didn't read anyone else's posts.
>>746178019
Most people have herpes
Zits?
Herpes
Pimples?
Herpes
Cold sore?
Herpes
Do you smoke weed with friends?
You've all got herpes
always fuck traps in the ass not the pee hole
>>746178636
Except for you, huh?
>>746178031
This is why I don't gay
>>746178918
what?
>>746178506
If you keep doing the same thing, you will keep getting the same result.
>>746178689
Fuck you, faggot, for making me re-read the whole thread, only to find nothing contrary to what he said.
>>746178876
Ey you do you bro. I just got a tingle in the spidey sense and thought I'd call it out.
>>746178456
Us gamers amiright?! XD
My life lesson? Be lazy. Extremely lazy. Do everything you can to be lazy. As in do a little bit of work now, so you can do less work in the long run. I was so lazy I busted ass to get a good degree and good job. Now I shit around in my office literally doing jack-shit half the day. I got a modest home, no family, and can easily take days off if I want as long as I completed the tasks that were assigned by the division head.
So my advice is be lazy.
>>746178799
great advice, homie
>>746178901
>life lesson that you learned the hard way
>mfw
>>746178899
Got mouth herpes back in elementary school from just being around classmates. It was an epidemic and no fuss was made. The herpes panic is a uniquely american form of retardation.
>>746179009
>contrary to what he said
No there was just some truth dropped regarding women, they tend not to like that. Lack of shallow insults toward them made me sketch a little. I did say I'm paranoid.
>>746178001
Story
>>746179009
i dont, its just always stuff out of my control that comes to fuck me over (sudden death of someone, health problems, even fucking natural catastrophes)
>>746179164
Im so lazy im going to skip all that
Work at mcdonalds
Spend all my cash on hoes and weed until I'm 30 and commit sudoku
>>746179106
You continue to make no sense. I'm giving OP legitimate advice. Women are not rational. They are crazy. Do not think anything they say or do is for rational reasons.
>>746179359
Damn. Did you get hit by one of the hurricanes? Shit sucks man, hope you get better.
>>746175953
Just because the premise seems really funny at the time, does not mean the end result will actually be funny to live with.
Goes for farting, marriage, and voting for retards.
Avoid as many things as you can. Sit still and turn the lights out. Masturbate until you fall asleep, but be sure to tuck your dick in before falling asleep. Blankets, clothing, furniture and floors will begin to stink from cum, so spread the cum around onto different things.
>>746175953
Don't ever fall in love....just don't ever try to find happiness in life because someone will always be there to ruin it
>>746179343
Let me get this straight, did you think he was a woman/jew false flagging to make the opposition seem retarded? You must be stoned out of your gourd, cos that's the most sensible interpretation that I could come up with.
>>746175953
Drinking should never be a hobby nor, as troll would posit, a lifestyle. Gluttony is similar. There is a curve whose dimensions are specified by, baseline fitness, positive disposition, and self-loathing. When you binge and waste yourself on the near side of the peak you may be motivated to improve yourself. On the far side, however, both the existential dread and sacrifice are exhausting; sacrifice leads to weary indulgence and you're worse off for your resolve. This curve exists for all people. May you never find yourself on the far slope.
All of them
>>746175953
If you're going to end your life with pills, make sure you take enough of them....
>>746179720
Correct, yes. I'm not actually stoned either just pretty fucked up. Everything appears to be in order so I guess I'll take my leave.
>>746179389
I suppose if you kill yourself then you can be short term lazy. Otherwise you just make it harder on yourself and you have to work harder. This lesson was not learned by myself the hard way, but rather learned by and taught by my uncle who is so lazy he wouldn't even fill out veteran disability papers for free money.
>>746179695
Not true. Jesus Christ loves you.
>>746179641
Yeah obama was aweful probably second worst President next to lyndon b johnson
Thank God we didn't elect shillery
Don't date a feminist and think she can be retrospective and see things from another side.
They cant change.
>>746179904
Cringe
Jesus christ is dead moron
His dad was not god he was just saying that to get pussy
>>746178899
and?
>>746179933
Give me five objective reasons Obama was a bad president. Go ahead, I'll wait.
>ftr "he was a nigger muslim" does not count as two objective reasons
You're destined to be alone
>>746180172
He made fun of Special Olympics
>>746176981
Would the fucking mods just ban this fucking faggot already?
>>746180237
So, none is the number you're going with. Nice talking to you
>>746180114
>His dad was not god he was just saying that to get pussy
it all makes sense now
>>746179933
I wasn't talking about Obama, anon. I didn't vote for him.
Never never never give up on your dreams. I wanted to be an actor since i was a kid but went to law school instead. Got experience in litigating in courtrooms until one day 2 years ago, i had enough and auditioned for a local production of a mid summer's nights dream. I got it and i love it more than practicing law.
>>746180172
Five objective reasons?
I didn't know I would have to feed a baby five fucking times today.
Do your own research and stop watching cnn
>>746178810
That was my problem man
>>746181010
I want to be an artist but I suck at drawing and i have a trigger finger on my dominant hand
I would post a pic but my cellphone camera images are too big for 4chan
When Andy says he's cooking up a dirty bomb... just be prepared to have WWIII happen in your mouth
>>746175953
Corporate jobs aren't worth the money
>>746181249
Take classes dude. I sucked at art but forced myself to take it as an elective because i wanted something new. Now i love art
>>746181069
>hurr durr I'm gonna make a claim and not back it up that makes me right
No it makes you a fucking retard.
>>746181249
>trigger finger
there's surgery for that, no?
>>746175953
Do not put watermelons in the freezer.
>>746175953
Do not hold bicycle handles with the opposite hands. (Please do not try this.)
>>746180172
nigger
nigger
nigger
nigger
nigger
Stay away from fat bitches. They're nothing but trouble. No matter how big her tits are, stay away. Fat bitches got issues
Honestly there's nothing worse than people sometimes.
>>746182066
>Honestly there's nothing worse than people
full stop
>>746182390
I'm serious when I say "sometimes". You guys are being alright currently.
>>746178486
That's really not that bad tho.
There's no such thing as "the friendzone." If you like someone and they don't like you back, that's just unrequited love (or a crush). Get over them, move on to someone else.
never cohabitate. have your own place forever. invite the wife over for a few nights a week as time allows to do what you want. this is the dream fellas. never settle.
Bros before hoes, especially if that hoe is your best bro's wife
>>746175953
Everybody thinks they're the main character in the story of life that's being written. Worry less about them and more about yourself.
>>746182832
Well there kind of is, it's when women keep a young and uneducated beta orbiter around so they can keep getting favors from him for nothing in return. It's not really right to call it a friendzone, because that is not friendship, but you're right, they put themselves in that position.
>>746175953
Patience is a virtue
>>746183089
I've only had one gf too
Don't move several states away because you fall in lust with somebody online. It won't last.
>>746183365
You selfish bastard.
Asked my best friend to take care of my diabetic cat this weekend. Came home today to my cat lying dead on the kitchen floor.
He'd given him 40 units of insulin instead of 4.
Hard life lesson here is: even when you think something is clear, clarify it to the point that even the most retarded fucking idiot in the world couldn't get it wrong. Then ask them to repeat it back to you.
>>746183902
I am now. It's not that I can't empathize with others, it's just that I'm not gonna sacrifice my time for flighty people, who are only in my life for something they want me to do for them.
>Don't marry a fat girl thinking you can make her lose weight;if anything she will make you gain weight
>a-ha is a boring live band
>black people are bad
>democracy is bad--unless you like the idea of the trailer trash drunk down the street who beats his family having the right to vote
>if you write a book no one will care
>proper literature is dead
>there is no god
5 REASONS WHY GIRLS ARE SUBHUMAN TRASH
1. girls are conceited & selfish
2. girls crave attention above anything else
3. girls are liars
4. girls have no idea what loyalty is
5. girls think with their emotions instead of logic
>>746184065
This
No one cares about you unless you can give them something.
Looks>everything. Your looks are your respect, your dating options, your potential earnings, your self esteem.
>>746184457
Thanks for the tits. +1 fuck given.
>>746184065
Write it on paper.
>>746184587
I beg to differ, I've seen some trash nasty dudes get ripe poon, make boatloads of cash and although they only have a thin veil of confidence from any one of those things, they're still getting by.
>>746184859
Only helps if you're around to leave the paper. I had a payphone.
>>746184065
I feel seething anger and it's not even my cat. Punch your friend for me, please.
>>746184457
Then why do people have children?
Black people are bad.
Don’t ever trust anyone completely. Maybe certain members of your family.
Put yourself before anyone else.
Most people only care about money.
Do not ever co-sign on a vehicle. No matter how in love you are.
Love, the way you picture it in your mind, does not exist. The shit you see in movies? No. The bullshit fantasies you play out in your head? No
>>746185310
So they look after them in their old age. In the past and in some areas today, to get extra farmhand in a few years. By mistake.
It could be my upbringing and the friends I've chosen as a result, but wanted children seem like a rarity these days. Not him btw.
>>746185696
That's not why I had children, so I guess you're wrong nigga.
>>746185074
keep the cat with u next time.
>>746183365
Fuck off Chris.
>>746185776
Which part of my post is wrong? Your experience doesn't negate mine. Also why did you have kids, genuinely curious?
>>746185858
Unreasonable considering the circumstances. As would be for most cat owners... they don't travel well.
>>746175953
While it may taste extremely bad and takes several tooth brushing's to feel fresh again.
Eating shit , will not, unfortunately, not kill you.
Surrender your will to Jesus. Read the bible. Grow your faith. This world will pass. Eternity awaits.
Pretty much this.
These are words that anybody with general anxiety/social anxiety should read and live by.
>>746175953
Life's a bitch and girls are fucking crazy
>>746186348
How the fuck is this a hard life lesson?
Push your brainless bullshit somewhere else, mongoloid.
>>746186284
>Eating shit will not not kill you
>dont pull the anal beads out like your trying to start a lawnmower
>>746175953
Things like friends and relationships aren't for me and I can't experience love. Made tons of mistakes before figuring that out and I wasn't even 20 yet. I'm 28 now.
>>746186525
Obviously he fucked up his life so badly that he had no choice but to turn to Jesus because he was such a colossal fuck-up. That's how most people that weren't born with religion end up there.
>>746187162
They end up there because they didn't have religion.
>>746187162
This. He's probably a total cunt too and !Ade everyone hate his guts before he decided to "find Jesus".
>>746187216
Bill Gates and Warren Buffet seem to be doing just fine without it, faggot.
>>746187261
They're foxhole Christians
>>746177656
She's probably just better at hiding it
>>746187434
She's just dependent on him.
>>746187495
She's a slave
>>746176979
One time I dipped my balls in some knock off icy hot gel and took a cold bath but never really rinsed it and let it sit/absorb into my balls. Burned like hell but shit was cash man. Moral of the story is that shit is fucking strong and dont put it anywhere near your dick.
>>746175953
You have to let go of all vestiges of morality in order to succeed in the modern day US
>>746186576
lol'd
>>746179985
Don't date a feminist period.
Aye also don't try to change someone and don't change for someone as we are all stubborn in our own ways. Even compromises can be stubborn to make.
Or in general people can't see your perspective or the bigger perspective, only themselves and their truths.
>>746175953
>Cocaine
>Theft
>Adultery
Bros before hoes
>>746175953
Start working early, it gets harder as the times passes.
>>746189234
What if you're gay?
Eat pussy
>>746178899
zits and pimples are the same thing, its acne not herpes
please re-examine your thought process
People who ask for advice are people who want to put the responsibility for a failure on you in case things go wrong.
Eating well, sleeping enough hours and excercising is far more important than any other kind of bullshit out there.
TV news are filled with horrifying informations and images not because people are twisted but because they like to masturbate their fake sense of compassion.
His name was Rand Paul
![p7r243vqjofx8afmph0v[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SgeIJT1.png "p7r243vqjofx8afmph0v[1].png")
>if she's willing to cheat on her bf to be with you,
>then she's willing to cheat on you to be with someone else
>>746190783
Should I kill myself? What's a good method?
Eating well costs too much and takes too much time. I have a life to live. I don't have time to exercise. Pee the bed.
Only collaborate with white people in your work environment. Indians=worst.
>>746191198
I know you're trying to mock me but if you don't have time to eat properly and work out, you should sort out your other priorities.
When sheathing a blade in a human, perhaps one several times larger than yourself, do not forget to twist.
>>746191458
I need to rest and relax. You need to rest your mouth and mind your business
Do not suck a dick unless you are actually gay or you will regret it.
>>746178486
I hope this is bait.
>>746191830
Hahahahaha
>>746175953
If anyone in Florida ever randomly runs up to you asking to buy drugs. There is a 90% chance it's the cops.
>>746191665
>sheathing
>in a human
>twist
>dont
>forget
open your heart and mind and your ass will follow
/b/ is my only friend
>>746184931
you said it dumbfuck, they're loaded with cash
wouldn't you have figured that bitches are fucking opportunists?
That dude might have a chick but chances are that she's already fucking in his back and their relationship is a one way street for the cunt's own benefits
>>746175953
theres a reason why people say call it the wrong hole.
>>746175953
Don't take shit personally. A few friendships and relationships went awry for me because of this.
Don't lie.
>>746179349
Never make the same mistake twice
>>746182832
It is not so much yhe beta orbitor doing his white knight thing that makes it a friendzone. It is more when the girl realizes wats up and milks it that makes it the friendzone.
Dont stick your finger up your ass then pick your nose.
-Experience as much as you can while you're still young and have a lot of free time. You will grow old faster than you think.
-Listen to your parents. You might think you know better, but they have experienced life and usually have some good advice. But also don't be a follower of anyone, be a student and make sure what you do is a product of your own conclusion.
-don't waste any time on broken relationships. If it doesn't work, move on. You might loose years of valuable youth time in depression otherwise.
If you give don't expect to always get anything in return life isn't that easy.
The disappointment could crack you but you have to accept it and move past it as soon as you can so you don't live in resentment
Don't suck a white man's cock
One night stands do count as cheating.
Threesomes and orgies are not worth it.
Few people get to make love in their lifetime.
>>746179648
If you learned this the hard way, which means you did something other than this, what hard experience did you go through that made you think your post was a better course of action?
>>746177215
Fucking retarded
>>746177656
>you see I've got a few short anecdotes that may or may not be true that speak for a large group of people that only have skin color and sex in common as to how they're so bad
>so yeah
>>746198389
nou
>>746178331
>every black friend I know steals, therefore the entire African demographic is all bad
>>746178347
Wrong.
>>746178795
It's TV anon, glad you discovered it.
It is not worth it to keep a girl just for sex.
>>746182832
Why are faggots so hung up on the friendzone? It's real, it's when you're rejected but wanted as a friend.
>>746184315
And what would you have us date? Traps?! HAHAHA
Don't spray off bug spray on your nuts.
>>746175953
When your lover says "Be honest", don't. Feed the ego and do your best to pretend it's Gospel.
When someone says "tell me the truth", stick to your story and give as little detail as possible as if you have no idea why you are being interrogated.
When someone drops their wallet, don't try to return it to them. Just ignore it and walk away.
If you see someone getting jumped, don't try to help.
Don't try any drug that the drug dealer warns you about, no matter how curious you are.
>>746177656
>Dating white girls from AMERICA
>has bad experience
>getting cucked by Dakotah, Brad, And Chad
>why is this happening to me omfg wtf
>>746198895
How to be scum and protect your ass: the post.
There is no such thing as reverse-racism.
There is no such thing as friendzone.
There are no such things as lies, either.
We deny the existence of our crutches, all the while using them.
>>746175953
Some people are too attached to their exes for their own good. That being said, little wrong with dating a friend's ex.
>>746198943
Being a good guy or just curious backfired, every time, Mr. Judgey McJudgerson who Judges. "What life lesson that you learned the hard way" was the post.
>>746186432
Shit tier quote
>>746182832
Then quit juicing the dude and let him move on.Tell him to fuck off, throw a stick so he'll chase it, or whatever. It's like having a sugardaddy without giving him any sugar, you lush.
>>746179740
Go have a Quinoa Smoothie you pretentious cunt.
>>746178031
The fact is I had a colonoscopy and have hemorrhoids
>>746199019
No such things as lies??
I'm popular, rich, and get so much pussy.
No matter how hard you try to help make someone happy and to enjoy there life, it will only be a waste of time. Woman are complicated, vicious, hoes.
>>746175953
> Don't spend money on shit, anon
>>746175953
Far too many (though not all) people are jaded, they hit a rough patch then tout their pessimism like it's gospel when all their bitterness does is make other people miserable.
>>746199574
Nah, you may be a victim but your view of womankind is jaded by some bad eggs.
>>746175953
To not let fear dominate my life, to take chances. Fortune favors the bold...
>>746175953
Don't do drugs.
I'm pretty happy with my life, engineering student doing well. Enjoying my days, working hard.
Does LSD, Modafinil and weed laced with PCP (Didn't know PCP was in it) and has a massive freakout and now stuck with what feels like generalized anxiety disorder for the past two months. Can't function as well as I used too because I'm just feeling scared all the time for no reason.
Yeh, either don't do drugs or do your best to be safe with drugs.
>>746199942
>weed laced with PCP
fucking lul
>>746177215
this is just some virgin bs
>>746200031
I believed him because I know married guys and formerly married guys who, through experience, got this point of view. They are damaged people who attract damaged people, more so than my train-wreck ass.
Never blackmail house friend's daughter for sex cuz when she gets a bit older she will not feel ashamed to say what you have done to her
>>746200147
I feel that. When my sister was a junkie, I enabled her addiction for sexual favors. When she sobered up, she got really open and honest. Long story short, my family hates me. Only relatives who talk to me are those I share "darker" secrets with.
>>746200147
Kill the fucking bitch
women lie
no matter how lovely and kind and perfect you think they are, they all lie
>>746175953
I'm special.
>false promises
>>746200282
Not if you lick their buttholes
>>746185310
continuation of genes, its basic instincts and if you don't you're pretty much a dead end after billions of years of reproduction
>>746200339
More like a cul-de-sac
>>746199980
Yeh unlucky as fuck
http://www.cchrflorida.org/pcp-laced-marijuana-creating-psychosis-and-psychiatric-commitment/
>>746200268
Is not that bad. I only felt the social stigma and that guy hates me for the rest of the life but other than that.....he didnt sue me or attacked.me or anything. So i "kinda" got away with it, cuz i really don't give a fuck what people think or say about me. I don't have a family to be ashamed of me and i honestly don't regret cuz it was a really good fuck and feeling her young nice body in my strong old arms
>>746175953
most people aren't romantically interested in most people
>>746175953
if your cousin looks like a pornstar make her one for the sake of humanity
Refuse to help people who cannot or will not help themselves.
>>746175953
How to love someone
>>746200491
I get sick and paranoid if I do anything that someone might disapprove of. I vomit and shit after I have sex because I figure someone might attack for one reason or another, like I was out in the jungle.
>>746175953
not all family members can be trusted.
Sometimes a bad leader of a team is better than no leader at all
If you don't fuck her, someone else will.
>>746199076
Bullshit.
Not even that guy who posted it, but that quote is true as hell.
Shit or get off the pot
Keep your Lego sets for when you're an adult.
>>746175953
when cutting scotch bonnet chillies use disposable gloves. i washed my hands three times after cutting them and still burnt my cock end. standing in the bathroom with my burning member floating in a glass of cold water while my dinner was getting cold..
>>746200282
Wrong.
this thread sucks, the other one from yesterday was way better,
>>746202575
Fuck dude, I was cutting hot peppers and did the same thing, only instead it was my contact lense.
>don't trust niggers
>don't trust women
>don't try freebase cocaine
>always stay working, never be without job if possible
>don't worry too much you'll fix problems as they arise
>most people don't give a fuck about, you should only care about your family and yourself
>>746203036
Don't work ever
>>746175953
Living in Houston sucks and I should move to LA like I always wanted.
>>746175953
Throw in
>reee normies gtfo
And
>roasties fuck roasties (insert roastie myth saying here)
And you have /r9k/ ITT FFS.
Never Think "Hey I Wil Use Roofies On My Sis Just This One Time To Cum On Her Face While Outed" Cuz u Will End Up Wanting More And More Than Just A Quickie Jerk Off To Her Face And It Becomes A Big Problem.
(Sorry For Cap Letters Using My Phone, And I Know This Sounds Funny And Like BS But I Did It Many Times And I Am Now Obsessed With My Sis)
>>746203170
While I'm at it, people who actually think pussy can get mileage on average have very poor critical thinking skills and can't be reasoned with.
>>746181010
literally the only thing i enjoy in life is video games and a healthy lifestyle (not dirnking, eating right, lifting, hiking etc.).
So I will be unhappy my whole life because I will do a job I fucking hate. 8 hours a day. 5 days a week. 11 months a year. 45 years.
Only marry a virgin. You will never get over it if you marry somebody who has already been fucked.
You will never hear somebody say that they wish they hadn't married a virgin.
>>746204042
>implying I want the responsibilty of training a bitch to find her likes and dislikes when I could have instead an experienced partner who doesn't have to hesitate because her hymen tearing hurts
>>746204170
Whatever you have to tell yourself to accept somebody's leftovers.
>>746204287
You're more insecure about that than I am, I'll take experience any day over having to teach someone to fuck.
>>746175953
Don't be nice to hobos.
If a guy seems weirdly aggressive, he's probably gay for you.
>>746205291
I think you mean bums amd vagabonds, hobos are usually decent, though a dying breed.
>>746205458
*and
>>746176309
U mean a drug addict?
>>746177098
This shit is deep and underrated
>>746175953
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>>746178708
This shit is deep. I like this a lot.
Moar from this anon.
>>746178558
nigga in sorry for both of us
>>746179740
I like this too.
suicide can become a compulsion, similar to compulsive gambling, drinking or using prostitutes.
>>746175953
if people bitch over how they're not lying,
they're lying
unless they already know of this and they try to trick you and act differently
point is,
everyones a lying shitter
>>746205878
Then what are people supposed to do when they are telling the truth.
>>746205572
kek
>>746179164
this, i do this at every job i had, i do things i get assigned to, i notice how fast i can do it, i do it slower so the boss dosent think i can do alot of shit in a day
>>746205955
they don't, the real honest / kindhearted people ended their lives ages ago, instead you're stuck with a long line of psychopaths who uses/abuses everything for their own gain.
Oxycontin is just as addictive as heroin if not more and will lead to a miserable Fucking existence.
If you're in a good relationship and you happen to reconnect with an ex and now you want to be with them, do it. Life is short and do what you want.
Don't live for anyone. Live for yourself.
>>746206177
A jaded view if you ask me.
>>746178795
Story?
Did he laugh his ass off at you?
>>746177410
Some people just have no choice in the matter. Some people need a job just to get by. Like it or not. Survival over passion.
>>746206320
The most hardworking people are usually dumb which leads them open to explotation
The real smart people are either psychopaths abusing the system or they are kindhearted and hate life / suicidal because they see life for what it is and hate it, I don't know what else to tell you.
>>746206437
Jaded indeed.
>>746178708
Elaborate
Never flare during a turn
There’s only one life. This is it. Try to have as many good experiences as you can, because you’re never going to be able to do it in some other life.
If you’re underage, fuck as many underage girls as you can.
Lick them, finger them, smell them, all that you can get. Just don’t get them pregnant.
If you want to try fucking males, give it a try. You may not like it, but you had the experience.
Try running a business even if it’s a small one.
Don’t get caught up in ageist life goals (married by this age, house by this age, kids by this age etc.)
Invest money safely so that you have some during emergencies, or when and if you get old.
Don’t hurt other animals. Be good and kind.
Never, ever, EVER trust women. Maybe some day they will view themselves as equals, but deeply ingrained in their psyche, they view themselves as dependent on others whether it be other women or men (but especially men). Society treats them as victims, and that’s why the pussypass exists. They will empty you of freedom to have all the wonderful experiences you can have in life. You give that up when you get married or have a serious relationship.
And finally:
Don’t be a pussy.
>>746206664
Not that guy but typically people like that are conning you into thinking they're decent human beings and they're believable, but if they're willing to exert cruelty over people as inconsequential as someone serving you dinner then they have more sinister and self-centered motives.
>>746206729
>implying there's no reincarnation.
>>746179881
He's probably just severely depressed. Not lazy. You're just too ignorant to realize this. You unempathetic cunt.
>>746175953
you got to pay after you eat the food you ordered
> never use credit card to buy more than you can afford
> never love a girl who doesn't love you
>>746206556
so everything we're doing online is being stored/read/monitored thats why someone like me could never even try achieve anything in life because I know the second I become anywhere relevant/interesting the people logging everything would pop up and use whatever indecent thing ive seen or said and use it against me, people think they're safe with their browsers and vpns and shit meanwhile special interest groups can walk into your computer the second they feel like it, the last free man died many years ago, if you want to get into office then you either hold people down on shit or you represent their interests, -you- dont exist anymore, only -they- do.
Always do crimes alone, people you think are your friends will rat you out in a second to save their own asses.
>>746178799
Solid stuff.
Fuck every beautiful women you ever get the opportunity to
It doesnt matter about the situation, just do it
>>746178899
yes and know.. acne is not herpes but I think there are a lot of people how have herpes around the mouth and confuse it with acne.
I caught genital herpes about 10 years ago, I get an outbreak about once per year, lasts 3-4 days, a few very small lesions on my dick, not a big deal. From what I have read, it seems that herpes is a lot more prevelant than people think.
>>746206177
You seem to have lots of life experience, knowledge, and wisdomunder your belt. You're definitely awake.
>>746175953
you don't love your friends or family forever.
She never loved you because she is a woman.
>>746199942
Take care of yourself, relax as much as possible, watch funny shit that makes you laugh, eat well, try to sleep well, get a bit of exercise. It'll pass eventually. Good luck.
>>746179164
Efficiency is just productive laziness.
>>746180172
the NDAA was an extension of the Patriot Act and the NSA vastly grew in power under his watch, but he did absolutely nothing to curb it and protect our 4th amendment rights.
>>746178918
Are you retarded?
>>746178799
Shane Mc Gowan was a great singer, the Pogues' songs are full of wisdom too.
>>746185310
Having children is self-satisfaction in and of itself. Not a bad thing though.
NEVER GET MARRIED! The life of sexless hell and nagging.
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>746207397
>>746206783
>implying your energy would definitely be reused as a human being
>>746207156
We have zero rights. Only temporary privileges that can and will be taken away. Rest assured we're reaching the end times. Fucking doomsday sayers were right all along, and we all thought they were full of shit. Welcome to the age of Hatred. The ice age of human emotion is upon us.
>>746199764
This, took me a long time to get over the idea that pessimism and intelligence are one and the same.
>>746207055
1 in 6 Americans have herpes.
It’s literally no big deal. Just don’t have sex during an outbreak.
>>746179933
Retard
People who blame the system, but never have been formally punished by the system, are just mediocre people.
>>746199019
There are no such things as lies.
There is such a thing as friendzone.
There is such a thing as reverse-racism.
>>746204042
This is bullshit. Give me a slut any day.
>>746207452
I think the constitution and bill of rights say that we have >0 rights.
>>746203188
nigger how does using a phone force caps like that
>>746178708
Go back to imgur you liberal piece of shit.
>>746185776
No one asks to be born. You selfishly brought your children into the world because YOU wanted them. One day when they're hormonal and miserable in their teen years (assuming they aren't already), they're going to tell you that they didn't ask to be born, and there will be nothing you can say to convince them that you were right or selfless in bringing them into the world, because they know the truth, and you know the truth; they exist to do as you say, serve you, eat out of your hand, and protect you when you can no longer protect yourself in your own age; only because you wanted them to be, were they ever conceived to begin with and that's selfish.
