Why do americans make fun of canada?
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Why do americans make fun of canada?
IT'S A FUCKIN LEAF!
>>746168272
probably cause americans are insecure compared to canada
>>746168272
>Anonymous 09/24/17(Sun)
well atleast we dont cause earthquakes everytime we step unlike our fat neighbors
>>746168272
Because it isnt a country
National animal is a beaver compared to the Eagle. Have money called loonies and toonies. Allow a whole area to speak French.
>>746168272
Because we're cucked
"Everyone needs someone to look down on".
Keeps you from critically and honestly using your introspection and find your own self lacking or hypocritical in some fundamental way.
>>746170056
>>746169944
>>746169222
>>746168746
>>746168717
>>746168477
fucking uneducated cunt bag plebeians
the correct answer is: because the queen isn't on our fucking money!
>>746168272
I don't
Not because I wouldn't but I don't really make fun of people
>>746168272
Jealousy because Americans know they're the laughing stock of the world.
as an eastern canadian i gotta say i have nothing against americans
Because Canadians always popping up to say how much better their country is whenever USA Healthcare is mentioned. It's fucking annoying and literally none of the posters had anything to do with it they were just born in a country that had it. Fuck off leafs
>>746170300
i agree with the conclusion but i reject the metaphor. the crabs behave this way because they're too stupid to see....
...oh... wait... yes this is a correct answer as well
>>746168272
>Hearing Justin "Muh Feminism" Trudeau is your prime minister
>Observing there isn't a single testicle left in your country
>Knowing the whole country is one more step to the left from becoming Cuckistan
>>746170510
Yea but Canada is like the super nice guy that no one takes seriously or respects because they have zero influence and at the end of the day are nothing by themselves
>>746170611
Sounds like you're upset over this buddy.
>>746170607
Hey canadabro, proud murricaburger here. I also have nothing against you guys. I know we have different ways of doing things, but Canada is cool by me!
Might even come up there and visit y'all some day.
Peace, brother!
>>746168272
Envy and exceptionalism.
>>746170850
Just watch next time it gets mentioned and see the masses of leafs show up to say how sorry they are usa has such bad Healthcare. Condescending pricks
http://www.strawpoll.me/14004875
http://www.strawpoll.me/14004875
http://www.strawpoll.me/14004875
>>746168272
I enjoy Quebec and Montreal hookers. That is all.
>>746168272
Fun fact:
By 1830, an estimated 80% of the English speaking population of Ontario was of American origin.
>>746168272
Nah Canada's cool man
>>746170686
Shouldn't you be complaining/tweeting about people not standing up for a security cloth rn?
>>746171046
Montrealbackpage (dot) ca.
Best hooker website
>>746168272
Jealousy of what a functioning country looks like without our red states.
>>746171169
Can't wait until the sand niggers invade, Canada is fucked. In fact, it's going to sit back and masturbate to it's country and people getting fucked.
>>746171845
Shouldn't you be complaining/tweeting about your feelings and how they make you feel?
Because Americans only know about America and assume anything that isn't America is bad. Ignorance, right? I mean, considering as a whole some Americans don't realize Canadians disagree with their government too.
>>746171169
that man does not represent us at all in fact to most of us he is a traitor
>>746168272
Because theyre commie fags
>>746168272
because it's fun, eh
>>746172466
>to most of us he is a traitor
how so? also, why are his approval ratings fairly high? just because you don't like him, don't generalize the entire population.
>>746168717
This tbh. America thinks they're a nation of Chads, but they're actually the angry little manlet that goes to parties, treats everyone like shit, picks fights, then just acts like everyone's jealous because they're hot shit, but then goes home and cries because no one loves him.
In the meantime, we're just sitting there drinking our beer being like "get a load of this fucking guy!" and laughing at him with all our other country buddies.
>>746170390
I mean, to be honest, I'm Canadian myself, and I fucking hate the queen. She's fucking useless.
>>746172778
its was meant to be taken with a gran of salt
>>746173096
I decided to take the whole shaker
>>746170686
>getting shot by a nigger
>going to the hospital to get bullet wound treated
>costs 80,000.00 because no insurance
>applauds and tips the doctor for removing the bullet
>>746172466
lol must be a very very very very silent majority
Canadians are Americans.
Because Canada is fucking useless without the American army backing up the entire country. Canada wouldn't have universal healthcare if they actually paid for their military. syrup suckers
>>746168272
Because Canadians are incredibly white and cheesy.
>>746168272
Mostly just Quebec. I throw salt at Frenchies. Interestingly I'm fond of actual country French, like those from Bordeaux and Champagne, but let's be honest you're not actually reading this.
Ganog chocolates are delicious.
I don't know what you're talking a boot.
>>746172466
Hmmm... data says otherwise.
>>746173404
>Canada doesn't have a military
>Canada isn't fighting in Afghanistan
wat
>>746170755
Until the got a hokey stick in their hands.
>>746173440
I'm fucking disappointed for be from Quebec, also, France is just as bad, fuck anything related to French.
>>746173404
Yes we would. Literally every other country in the developed world manages to pay for both healthcare and a military. They just don't spend 10 times more on their military than any other country on the planet like you retards do. If you spent half as much as you do on your military, you could have universal healthcare and tons of other social programs that would make your lives better as well.
>>746173568
I'm sorry, I can't understand your accent.
>>746173787
Cheers.
>>746173251
>tfw I actually get to see a doctor and don't die in the waiting room because Canada's universal healthcare has 80,000 broke ass niggers waiting in line ahead of me
>>746170755
I got news for you, buddy: on the global scale, we're currently far more respected as a nation than you guys are. Just because you have a huge military and are economically significant doesn't mean anyone likes or respects you.
>>746173870
Cheers, man.
>>746170854
You're welcome here anytime, buddy! - Canadabro
>>746173733
but then we couldn't get in a dick waving contest with lil kim
>>746174056
Not that anon but the fact that your country is mostly frozen is what's stopping it from getting invaded. :^)
>>746174045
I have literally never had to wait more than an hour or so to get in to see a doctor. I also did not go bankrupt from having to go to the hospital because the insurance that I may not even have found a way to claim my injury was a preexisting condition and refused to cover me.
>>746174189
I need a fucking drink.
>>746174045
Because triage doesn't exist where ever there is universal healthcare?
Go back to listening to sound bites that make you feel smart and appeal to your confirmation bias. Fucking idiot.
>>746174056
Who needs respect when you've got a big stick?
>>746168272
>Why do americans make fun of canada?
Better question:
Why is Canada so easy to make fun of?
>>746174313
Will the USA be missed when China, Russia and North Korea wipe them off the map?
>>746173256 yes i think there is about a few dozen of us it quite sad we are so few
>>746173524 ok i will admit most canadian do love him but what i'm trying to say is most Canadians only voted for him because his dad was one of are great prime ministerial during the 1900s and i also blame the immigrants for voting him in to office
>>746174274
>shot
>pre-existing condition
>hour wait
>>746174460
>who needs respect when you only have half a dick
ftfy
>>746174267
Nigger, we have heat wave in Toronto right now. It's 40C on the humidex in the end of goddamn September. There ain't shit frozen here.
If you're talking about up north where no one lives, yeah, it's frozen, but it's also full of natural resources. It'd be like one of the first places you'd want to invade if you were trying to take over the world.
>>746174527
The absolute state of American logic, everyone.
>>746168272
We make fun of everyone and everything.
Its all in good taste, like poking fun at your best friend because you know they won't actually get mad
They are in denial.
Voilà .
>>746174593
Overcompensating for having jew hand up your ass I suppose.
>>746174302
I've got some Appleton Reserve on standby. No stash? Get it together, Anon.
>>746174527
>what is triage
You wouldn't be kept waiting if you had a gunshot wound. The only things I've ever gone to the hospital for were things that weren't life-threatening, hence the wait.
>>746174045
That has not been my experience, buddy. :) And "broke" really doesn't matter as everyone gets seen for free. :)
>>746168272
It's a form of self-deprecating humor. Most Americans are aware our brothers to the north are indistinguishable from us in nearly all meaningful ways so it amuses us to shit-talk them. Especially since they so often take it seriously, which just makes it funnier.
>>746174313
Because people have died waiting for triage under your socialist health program, because it's a socialist health program.
Go back to chewing on cardboard and touching yourself, faggot.
>>746169944
lol you fucking faggot american how many fucking dozens of countries have eagles as their national animals? beavers eat fuckin trees you ape
get fucked by the viet cong
>>746174460
Anyone who isn't a child.
>>746174485
Will Canada be noticed while the rest of the world is engaging in more important affairs?
>>746173733
You can't even figure bowling out correctly, stfu
>>746174460
Canadians have far larger sticks
>>746174715
So you literally have no idea what the process is like for seeking triage and still proceed to blow smoke and shit out of your ass of a face?
>>746174781
Of course they have. People die in hospitals for all kinds of reasons everywhere. Doesn't mean that's normal. You're acting like people are just fucking dropping dead waiting to get goddamn bleeding axe wounds stitched up. Shit like that almost never happens, and I'd wager happens just as often in the U.S.
>>746174591
I thought I would try to keep it simple for you, should I do it in maple leafs?
>>746171965
>implying that you shouldn't all be just one state and suck it up
>>746174781
>Because people have died waiting for triage under your socialist health program, because it's a socialist health program.
>t.half-dicked jew whose every thought was spoon-fed to him by the Koch family
>>746174274
Jesus fuck, work on your written English. I can't tell if you're saying one thing or the exact opposite.
>>746168272
I don't. I'd move over there if I ever get the chance.
>>746168272
I've always done it more in a teasing endearing sort of way. I like Canadians, but make fun of them.
Whereas I'll just straight rip into people from Quebec or American dindus/rednecks.
>>746174717
There are plenty of statistics showing wait times for Canada's health care are abysmal.
>Free
Money has to come from somewhere, personally I'm against socialism.
>>746174883
>implying that not being noticed is a bad thing
You're that kid whose parents haven't yet seen fit to beat the living fuck out of you to shut you up, yet.
Mostly the metric system. If it makes sense, we resent it. Thats why we elected trump as supreme overlord.
>>746175198
Would you prefer that the desperate lower classes revolt and kill you instead?
>>746175198
>Money has to come from somewhere,
How about you get out of this thread and never presume to talk to anyone about economics until you learn some macro and stop sucking (((banker))) dick.
>>746168272
Because it's a giant trailer park with a couple of frozen cities that's mostly owned by rich chinese investors and has a government that cucks it's people harder than the US does right now.
>>746173404
battle of 1812
Fenian Raids (1866–1871)
Wolseley Expedition (1870)
Mahdist War (1881–1899)
North-West Rebellion (1885)
Second Boer War (1899–1902)
Boxer Rebellion (1900–1901)
First World War (1914–1918)
Russian Civil War (1918–1920)
Second World War (1939–1945)
Korean war (1950-1953)
Turkish invasion of Cyprus (1974)
persian gulf war (1990-1991)
more info of canadian wars:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Canada
Yea, fuck france and basically anything good you've even eaten you fat fuck?
>>746175290
They'll find out when the precarity works its way into the middle classes, as it has been.
>>746174611
That's kind of hot
>>746175033
>how to follow cause and effect
Use google you dumb fuck, it's free.
>>746175415
I love how you left out any slaughtering of native Americans you guys had. Americans at least named the battles while killing them.
>>746175198
>Money has to come from somewhere
Yes, the government can spend it into existence to provide needed goods and services for its people. However, you, being a neoliberal, and therefore a pest to be eradicated, seem to believe that the market is a source of superhuman wisdom and that we ought to serve it, rather than vice versa.
>>746175415
Those are all in the past dip shit. CURRENT WAR FAGGOT
>>746175209
The only thing Canada gets noticed for is having a cuckold prime minister and having a fucking leaf on their shit excuse for a flag.
Wanna know what Canadian patriotism looks like? Don't flush next time you need to take a shit.
>>746175198
Yeah, for healthcare in general, not emergencies, you absolute retard! It takes a long time to get a doctor appointment or to get in to see a specialist, it can take a long time if you have a minor injury like a broken bone. They don't just let you die in the waiting room if you've been shot.
>>746175415
Wiki your own history, nice
>>746175506
You call that trolling?
>>746174781
Guess that no ones died in triage in the American system. Kudos to you for understanding cogency and avoiding impossible and hypocritical standards you walking jizz rag.
Your koolaid drinking skills are really shining, please continue.
>>746174611
Top kek
>>746175353
>welfare fag detected
Must be nice having other people pay your bills while you suck maple syrup out of your governments asshole.
>>746175673
>t.high-maintenance bitch boy faking it until he makes it, which won't happen
>>746168272
Americunt here, and I generally like ya'll snow mexicans... Probably second or third best country around. :)
>>746175640
We're in Afghanistan right now. You fucking idiots accidentally kill a couple of us every year.
>>746175726
>Guess that no ones died in triage in the American system
This is true, nobody has. Anyone who's in danger of actually needing health care gets written out of the system as soon as the company can find a reason.
>>746172914
Horse shit. I lived near Toronto for a year and all I heard was anti American sentiment. Completely hypocritical and very ignorant of world news. Limp wristed, government shills, the lot of you. Many of your women move to the states to find real men with real money.
You dumb shits actually think you burned down the white house
>>746175797
and literally no one cares but you
>>746168272
>Why do americans make fun of canada?
Because Canadians have a great sense of humor and know it's all in jest.
>>746175466
>>746174611
>>746175593
I'm more of a capitalist in that I don't think taxes should be going to pay for your diabetes from sitting on your couch eating waffles and dicks all day.
Healthcare isn't human right, neither are twinkies.
>>746175797
We've BEEN in Afghanistan. Not just right now, stupid. There's multiple wars going on, duh
>>746168272
tbh idk we just kinda make fun of canada...
"oh gosh i need to rank the yard"
-america
>>746175924
>world news
>jew drama
Self-importance isn't actually important. People want your stupid jew ass to go the fuck away so that governments can work for the people instead of american jews.
>>746175714
I call that a deflection, you should stop it, it makes me embarrassed for you.
>>746176160
Taxes don't pay for spending. That's just the policy that the oligarchs chose in order to benefit the oligarchs.
You still need to not blather on about small moral hazards while wholeheartedly supporting the big ones. There is more than enough to go around once all the neoliberals have been burned alive.
>>746176160
What do you consider to be human rights?
>>746175677
I'll tell you like I told the other dumb nigger, try using google, it's free. Like your shitty healthcare that you have other people paying for.
>>746176203
Next time you look down in the shower and can't see your tiny dick tucked into your virgin, beer belly fold. Blame the jews. Pussy
>>746176259
>implying that begging the question is an argument
I treat fallacious arguments with the respect that they're due.
because america likes canada so they pick on then
>>746175726
You know, you're dicks awfully hard for this triage thing, why don't we talk about all of the other people who die on your waiting lists to be seen by a doctor?
You really don't want to touch that one do ya? Ya greasy cum stain.
>>746175797
Sign up and going into war, then being killed by war, is not an accident. it's following through
>>746175791
>quick, better think of something to hide my butthurt
Truth hurts, doesn't it? And you're going to remember it everything you take a dump.
Every time you take a shit, all you're going to be able to associate it with is... "Canada"
>>746175544
why would we name them ? also thanks for reminding me about that you have brought joy to my life
>>746175640
Military intervention against
the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant
(2014–present)
>>746175698 thank you i only did it because i cant think of them from the top of my head
>>746175726
Hey you hypocritical canucks, no one believes your lies of peaceful society and good health care. Both are a sham.
People shot every other day just in Scarborough. Your doctor's are beta tier because all the good ones go where the money is...not Canada
>>746175198
>There are plenty of statistics showing wait times for Canada's health care are abysmal.
Sorry buddy! I forgot your ability to read numbers off a website is better proof of what it's like up here, than my entire lifetime of being a Canadian.
>Money has to come from somewhere, personally I'm against socialism.
HAHHAHAHAHA. You have police. firefighters. schools. roads. Any other number of basic services provided to the citizenry by any self-respecting 21st century society. We just include hospitals in that list.
>>746176321
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Life in the way that no one is allowed to take it from you, but they don't have an obligation to keep you that way.
>>746176305
>Taxes don't pay for spending
Are you actually retarded or...?
>>746176546
That's not a rebuttal. That's goal post moving. Go slice your balls off already peon.
Placement on any and every wait list is determined first by necessity of procedure vs cost of delay to specific patient...
You don't only know nothing. You're convinced that the nothing you know is all that can even exist.
>>746176732
The world wants you dead, and all they need to do is cooperate. Get ready for your seven lean years, children.
>>746176852
Numbers that someone didn't pay for are illegitimate to the neoliberals. Speaking of, please do something about your neolib PM.
>>746176957
No he's just Canadian
>>746168272
Envy.
>>746176427
>Moving the goal post
You can either stay on topic, which is what my comment was intended to do, or you can go get your coloring book.
>>746176887
It's pretty hard to live and pursue happiness if you go bankrupt due to medical bills.
>>746176829
I'm glad you're so happy winning an argument online about things that don't really matter. I'm glad I can bring a smile to your life ;)
>>746168272
"If you kill the terrorists they win" <--- that is why OP.
>>746176852
>Statistics and facts don't mater because I have anecdotes from my own life!
>Implying I agree with the American system
What's it like not having an argument?
>>746176829
Slaughtering Indians gives you joy? Canadians are sadistic
>>746177192
This. A country with no balls
>>746176852
>police. firefighters. schools. roads
All of which, directly or indirectly, serve the USA's oligarchy. There's a reason that things like hospitals are not on that list.
>>746176957
>retarded
>t.I know you're right but my political ideology disagrees
Yes, money issuance is completely decoupled from taxation. Both work in concert to regulate the value and amount of money outstanding. "Pay for" is a sadomasochistic Judeo-Protestant meme that your lords and masters made up in order to remain your lords and masters.
I thought you knew something about macroeconomics?
>>746177085
>on topic
>making fallacious arguments is on topic
>muh socialism because muh socialism is an argument
How about you
a. make a proper argument that doesn't start with your feels and your parental issues, and I'll respond to it, or
b. kill yourself like the neoliberal you are.
>>746177282
>projecting this hard
>>746177289
>t.half-dick
>>746176999
We're clearly going no where with "Triage" because you just keep saying "But 'merica tho!", so I thought it best to move on to the real issue you have with your health care.
Yes and plenty of people STILL die on those waiting lists. Seriously, a rudimentary bit of searching reveals the serious problems with your shitty healthcare systems and the main one is wait times. What good is free healthcare if you kill over waiting to get it dumb ass?
>>746174611
top kek
>>746177555
Stop pretending that you don't have wait lists and rationing of your own. You, being a neoliberal, and therefore an invasive animal that needs to be controlled, believe that any rationing due to muh market is god's will or some shit.
>>746177555
>implying that sales copy is always factual
Are you old enough to be here?
>>746177282
we have always been sadistic we just don't show it because people think we are fucking hippies that why we have an advantage in war they under estimate us that is why we don't loose war
>>746177006
It doesn't matter if the world wants us dead, we're literally too fucking powerful for them to stand against us.
Whereas your country is too fucking sad for anyone to worry about it, they just look at Canada and feel pity. What's it like? Knowing your countries survival is mostly due to it's pathetic castrated appearance?
>>746171965
I like your map. Have another.
(Please to read in accent of "Crazy Clone" in Orphan Black.)
>>746173079
Same here. I'm anti-monarchy and want complete emancipation from England, but I have to be careful where/when I say that or the WASPs will have a fit and act like I just parked a minivan full of nuns in a car crusher.
Not all of us are pro-monarchy, America.
(Pic semi-related: England on the right and the average oblivious WASP-Canadian on the left)
>>746177836
They don't have one bit of national pride due to that fact. Totally inconsequential, and they know it.
>>746170300
yes
but looking down on canadians is warranted
>>746177836
>It doesn't matter if the world wants us dead, we're literally too fucking powerful for them to stand against us.
You can be trade-embargoed the same way that you have done other countries.
Your hubris is quite reassuring that you'll be toast within 20 years.
t.not playing your stupid little one-on-one bitch fight
>>746177092
It's called insurance, which you can get if you have a job. When you have a job, you can afford it and you can afford to take better care of yourself, so you don't need to go to a doctor that often.
You're not owed someone else's service, they can charge what the fuck ever they want for it, you are entitled to nothing from other people.
What's the hardest part of moving to canada?
Telling your parents you're gay
>>746178104
What should people who can't get jobs do? Starve in the street?
>>746178053
Anyone who uses t. Is either Canadian or a dumb fuck. Most likely both
>>746177804
And you wonder why every other country makes fun of canada, you're so sad ;_;
>>746177394
>Taxes don't pay for spending
>Yes, money issuance is completely decoupled from taxation
So, you're actually retarded then. Just amazing to watch it in full swing and that side of butthurt you're sporting, the cherry on top.
>>746174485
No one ever misses a leech.
>>746175415
You put far too much effort in being right faggot
>>746178104
>It's called insurance, which you can get if you have a job
Know how I can tell you're just an underage shitposter from /pol/ and haven't ever had to USE insurance?
>You're not owed someone else's service
Obviously. They're paid by the state.
>you are entitled to nothing from other people.
You're not owed the least amount of respect for your sad little neoliberal market-cucked life, either. I disagree. Actually, you're entitled to be killed by anyone who decides to do the world a favor, though, you should probably dive into a meat grinder sooner than later.
>>746174712
>independant
Really?
>>746174045
you are hilariously misinformed. we prioritize based on need, not how rich you are. if you are dying, you see a doctor immediately, no if ands or buts. if you aren't dying or not in serious condition, you wait. the wait for a hospital visit (in my experience) is usually 45 minutes to an hour. longest Ive ever had to wait was 4 hours in a smaller hospital because 2 women in labour came in at the same time and my doctor had to help one of them. I was there for a non-life threatening surgery, so i lived.
>>746178498
i don't like to be right trust me i'm a fucking idiot in real life
Can't we all just agree everyone is terrible all the time??
>>746177394
My original point is that people die, triage or no, due to your socialist healthcare program.
Your argument is that people die waiting in America too, but that's a false equivalence as I can attribute a certain amount of the fatalities to your healthcare systems inefficiencies.
American heath care has nothing to do with the conversation, we're talking about Canadian healthcare, so try to stay on topic this time, you autistic simpleton.
>>746178650
You can't be that dumb if you're "outsmarting" people on the internet?
>>746177720
No, I don't have a wait list, I go see the doctor when I want to go see the doctor because I pay for the privilege to do so.
Enjoy killing over while clutching onto your ticket to see the second rate freebies doctors.
>>746178267
what sad about it in the infamous words of sun tzu
"pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance"
>>746177804
People think you eat McDonalds & say thank you when you get it, pretty sure "hippies" isn't the word for that
>>746178680
I can get behind this. I usually do take the nihilist approach regarding most things.
>>746178365
>your retarded
>thinks an accounting policy is a physical reality
Define seigniorage. Go ahead, I'll wait.
>>746178698
>I can attribute a certain amount of the fatalities to your healthcare systems inefficiencies.
>inefficiencies
Why is efficiency good if a bunch of jews keep the profits?
>we're pretending our shit doesn't stink and shifting the goalposts to talking about Canadian healthcare
Nobody fucking cares what /le_donald/ wants to talk about, not least because this isn't /le_donald/. We're going to talk about why the USA is a complete pile of shit that needs to be chopped up and taken over by China, Canada, Mexico, and the EU in order that its people can enjoy a first world standard of living for the first time in decades. This will happen whether or not you le_donald jews kill yourself, or not.
>>746174715
>ER at 00:00 because of acute pain
>Insured patient
>Nurse performs ultrasound at 08:00 because triage
>Eight hours of acute pain in a fucking hospital
You have lost your perspective. This is not medicine, this is torture.
>>746178944
>implying an appointment book isn't a wait list
>if we call it something different, it becomes something different
The absolute state of magical thinking, everyone.
>>746178053
>You can be trade-embargoed the same way that you have done that to other countries
The fact we can do that to countries is why it's not going to be done to us. We could actually just go in and take what we want if we needed to.
>not playing one-on-one
That's because you're a Canadian pussy, one-on-one is scary for you and your people.
Seriously, what's it like to ooze failure and weakness?
>>746168272
Americans make fun of everything.
>>746179129
But we're not supposed to talk about US healthcare on this thread. Think po$itive and ignore the negative, like a good american! Take more pill$ if you need help! The US literally did nothing wrong, ever!
>>746178181
>Can't get jobs
There are charities and churches willing to help, family to rely on. If not, then yeah, they're not entitled to a free meal and they'll have to starve.
>>746178948
No one cares you like the first 2 pages of sun tzu bro
>>746178816
y..you think i'm smart!?!
>>746179201
>the past always determines the future
>implying your navy isn't a few more pissed-off Yemenis and a bit of Russian ELINT away from sleeping with the fishes
You half-dicks are cute when you're overcompensating.
>>746179324
>There are charities and churches willing to help, family to rely on. If not, then yeah, they're not entitled to a free meal and they'll have to starve.
Kill yourself, neoliberal.
>>746178948
Don't compare your British occupied territory to the great Chinese dynasty.
See how arrogantly dumb Canucks are?
>>746179324
or they band together and overthrow the people who control the wealth, as has happened numerous times in history
Canadians hate Americans because Americans like to think they're big chads whose shit don't stink. Nobody really 'likes' the states, its just tolerating the insufferable shithead in the back screaming about how great he is. America then gets angry at Canadians for pointing out how our system works better than theirs does. The cycle continues forever, essentially.
>>746176160
>Healthcare isn't human right
Very true, but health care is one of the primary goals of animal associations. Most of our own progenitors picked the lice off one another. Oogabooga muddafucka.
>>746178509
>Know how I can tell you haven't ever had to use insurance?
Nigger, you have other people pay for your insurance, you don't know dick about it to tell shit.
See, this is why you should be against your commie socialist healthcare, you haven't gotten to be seen by a doctor yet for your retardation.
I can only imagine how many cases of fatal retardation go untreated up there year after year... Holy shit! That explains how Trudeau became prime minister!
>>746179019
alright what do you think we are then
>>746179372
i actually read the art of war i don't care if you think its stupid i'm proud that i read it
>>746179324
Wow, you're a cunt.
>>746179796
I've read it too. I don't think it's stupid. I'm saying no one cares that you like it.
>>746168272
Canada is easy to make fun of
>>746179458
where you from?
>>746168272
OP you're canadian? You want the truth? No one here spends one second thinking about what happens in other countries. Why would we? Every other country is equally irrelevant.
>>746177252
>Statistics and facts don't mater because I have anecdotes from my own life!
>What's it like not having an argument?
I stated that long line ups wasn't my personal experience. Which is true. Most people I know are very happy with our health care. And if that doesn't fit your "Statistics and facts"? Don't give a shit. (sorry!) :P
>>746170510
Conversations I've had with other Americans about Canada over the last 5 years: zero
>>746179079
>your
Nice one Einstein, you flexed your brain muscle a little too hard trying to impress no one and blew a fuse.
>Thinks taxes are not funding the things taxes are used to pay for
Define moron. Go ahead, I'll be here laughing.
>>746179882
i wasn't trying to tell people that i like it i just put the quote there because i thought it was relevant for the question
>>746168272
I don't. Canada is brilliant. Calgary, Vancouver, and Victoria are some of my favorite places on earth. Rich tapestry of culture, calm demeanor, and sometimes hilariously liberal antonyms to American life. It's too cold up there most of the time to waste energy haha
>>746177192
It's a Zen koan, young padawan. A pretty good one.
>>746179796
The art of war is 56 pages. It's not that hard so long as you're not retarded
>>746168272
The ONLY thing I ever talk to anyone about re: Canada is Oak Island. Other than that, who gives a shit?
>>746179945
>Yankees say shit like this
>'why do people hate us'
>>746179373
Sh-shut up!! It's not like I find fact checking cute or anything!! Baka~
>>746168717
lol wat
>>746180298
"Yankees" are fully aware every country hates us, thank you very much
>>746179694
>or they band together and overthrow the people who control the wealth, as has happened numerous times in history
Yeah, maybe a few hundred years ago.
Try to overthrow the ZOG (Zionist Occupied Government) now, in the age of tactical riot weapons. Do poor people have armored tanks and kevlar vests, anon?
>>746180203
are you calling me retarded
>>746168272
You have a snide pm politician who only lives for photo ops with people who he intends to stab in the back
>>746179079
Canadian thread, means the conversation is about Canada you dumb inbred failed excuse for a human.
Do you even know where you are right now?
You should go slap your father for shooting the better half of you onto his sisters crooked teeth.
Seriously, either you can stay on topic or you need to contact your handler and have them give you a ball of tinfoil to play with or something that can hold your attention.
>>746174045
we dont have a shitload of niggers like you do in us
Canada>usa
>>746174056
true
