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What's your biggest secret /b/?
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>>746162560
i used to beat my sister when i was babysitting her to let out my anger and frustrations
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>>746162560

I've been fucking my ex almost every other day consistently for 3 years, even though I'm married and have a child.
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>>746162560

nice try FBI.
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>>746162560
I once drank an entire glass of a female friend's spit/snot/phlegm
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>>746163177
What the fuck is wrong with you man
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>>746162560
The night before my final divorce hearing, my soon to be ex wife's best friend sucked my cock. Plot twist: my sister was my ex wife's best friend.
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>>746162560
Me and my girlfriend went on a swinger cruise to Venice last summer. All of our family and friends thought we just went on a normal cruise.
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i molested a bunch of my cousins when i was younger
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>>746163700
It really isn't that bad, tastes of nothing with a consistency like cum
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>>746163841
>greentext
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My wife cheat on me
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Hi again everyone, been a while.

For an extended period of time I was blackmailed into sending nudes to someone(s) online and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (to the point I pretty much check daily to see if they've been uploaded so I can get them taken down). It was one of the must humiliating experience of my life but I find myself having sort of actually liked the experience (pictures being posted aside) and I hate myself for it.
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>>746163993
>i molested a bunch of my cousins when i was younger
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>>746163993
This
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Even though I'm 27 I still wet the bed and have to wear adult diapers at night.
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>>746164276
Do you know why?
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>>746163993
i mean what do you want to hear about? it was mostly just quick grabs and squeezes, and a bunch of pictures. couple of them it got a bit further
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>>746162560
I'm a grizzly bear trapped in a human body.

I don't tell many people because I don't feel like being lobotamized.
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>>746163737
greentext story
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>>746164360
No, I've been to doctors and they say they don't know why it happens.
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>>746164442
Maybe it's something fucked up in your head
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>>746162560
Some things are just not fit to be shared. I'm taking the worst shit I've ever gotten away with to my fucking grave.
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>>746164089
do u have kik? what were you doing in the pics?
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>>746164552
Gee, well THAT makes me feel better.
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>Be 13 sleeping over at best friends
>We watch a movie that has tits
>We get super horny
>Friends says stay here will be back
>Friend comes back with 10 year sister
>Friend tells her to suck our dicks
>She says OK like its no big deal
>Find out later she had been molested
>By brother and dad for years.
>Feel bad about it.
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I enjoy sucking creamy logs out of Andy Sixx's butthole.
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>>746164833
Fucking hell
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>>746162560
I can only achieve orgasm while reading daddy/daughter, mother/son, brother/sister incest stories. I wish I understood why. Considering my mom is a nearly 60yr old landwhale, and my sister is 5 feet tall and 5 feet round, and like to fuck wetbacks, I have no sexual inclinations towards either. I seriously wish I knew why I was so fucked in the head.
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>>746162560
honestly, what would have the most repercussions with my friends and social life is lying to all these people that I've have sex with a bunch of women when I've really only had sex with 1 girl, but for like 4 years.
And since she and I were off and on for that whole time I was too beta to fuck other girls, but I told my friends, and fabricated fake numbers I consistently use when the topic comes up.

I think it woul dbe really embarassing if suddenly everyone knew that
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I abused my sister when I was 14 and she 8(never used my dick or something, just my hands), also touched and massaged her butt meanwhile she was sleeping, for 6 years, and the last thing that I do was record her while take a bath. I just can't handle the temptation, I need to live alone.
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>>746165275
>I do was record her while take a bath
did you make a thread about this like 2 years ago?
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>>746164750
Yes but I'm not giving it out, sorry. I was naked and/or in various states of undress in them.
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>>746164833
What state? Sounds like fucked up redneck shit.
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>>746165275
How old are you now?
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>>746165423
ah ok, want to kik me? funtimes_9169...did people see what your pussy looked like?
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>>746165404
Nope, it wasn't me. Sorry
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>>746165656
21
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>>746165563
Yes it was! I am from Louisiana

I found her facebook and wondered if I should message her. I am socially broken so I dunno.
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>>746165662
No thanks, sorry. My kik name has personally identifiable information in it. And yes, people did.
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>>746163177
How did that happen?
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>>746164752
Try kegels. And maybe hypnosis; sound like bs but it does work.
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>>746165423
what did you like about the experience?
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>>746163971
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>>746164442
Enlist in the army. Become a very light sleeper. Profit.

Shit happened to me until I was probably 13, I'm a lighter sleeper now and sleep isn't nearly as great but it's better than cleaning your sheets every day. You have to care enough and emphasize enough willpower even in your sleep you must be awake.
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>>746165942
>We were drinking
>She basically permanently is full of phlegm
>Coughing more than usual tonight
>Eventually tarts spitting it into a glass
>When she leaves the glass is pretty much full
>Drink it
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>>746162560
I know the truth about god, and what he is. that's the absolute limit of what i can say though
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>>746166021
There's a serious rush you can get from the fear and loss of control that's exhilarating, that just gets your heart pounding and blood flowing. Unfortunately those things can also be terrifying as hell and overall the experience left me with some serious issues.
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>>746165850
YOU'RE socially broken? You were an active participant in that girl's trauma. The LEAST you could do is send her a message and BEG her for forgiveness.

Once that's done though, you should totally ask her out. Who knows, maybe you two were made for each other.
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>>746166340
Sure..
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Lost my virginity to my step sister the first night we met when our parents were out grabbing food for us.
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>>746165228
Because it's not socially tolerated, sexual drive is literary procreation and doing what isn't acceptable to most. Maybe some factors of maternal relationship too.
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>>746165850
Its best you dont tell her. She might have forgotten about it and youll open up old wounds.
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>>746166361
Sounds like a rush, do you have a nice pussy? did you like seeing people comment on it?
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>>746162560
I'm rich - or at least I feel like I'm rich. But I don't display it anywhere, so only a few people know I'm rich.
I love when women turn their nose up at the sight of my plain clothes or my plain car. Each time is another bullet dodged. Then I go home to my private shop and build something. I've got a ton of money and free time because I have no gold diggers.
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>>746166591
If she was hot I would but she got fat. I aint got no time for that.
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>>746165254
It's so unnecessary to lie like that. Your breed creates distrust. Stop.
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>>746166766
I do. And not exactly, it felt more humiliating than anything else honestly.
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>>746166791
Good on you
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an older guy twice my age fucked me today.
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>>746166743
worst part is that to this day its the only sexual contact I have had with anyone and im 27
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>>746166673
>Maybe some factors of maternal relationship too

My mother spent most of my childhood trying to kill me. And I mean that in a literal sense. I was put into short term foster care twice due to physical abuse. And by the time I was 8yrs old, she had beaten me into a coma. I haven't spoken to either my mother or my sister in over a decade, and I never will for the rest of their, and my life. I don't see how any of that can become sexualized anon.
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>>746166956
>it felt more humiliating than anything else honestly.
And yet you posted pictures for us before. I bet you like the humiliation
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My ex got off on kicking guys in the balls so I used to let her have her way with mine.
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> be at friday night work function 8 months ago
> co worker gets super drunk
> boss asks "anon can you drive femanon home"
> yes boss
> get to car
> femanon take these 2 aspirin
> hand over 2 x 10 mg ambien
> 10 minutes later drop her off at home
> 30 minutes later break into her house and find her half naked on her couch
> proceed to fuck her pussy and cum deep inside
> spend weekend shitting myself
> Monday at ofice "Anon thanks for making sure I got home safe"

She didn't even realise I raped her

Her due date is a month away.
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>>746167084
Good boy/girl
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>>746165228

Probably you wish your mother and sister were like those shapely... affectionate lasses in the stories
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>>746166897
Ummmm >>746167114 like you can afford to be fucking picky...
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>>746162928
David?!!?
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>>746162560
I'm attracted to Hillary Clinton, but I voted for Donald Trump. It hurts, but it had to be done!
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>>746163841
Same they're all heavy sleepers so i just away with it that way
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>>746167114
At least youre not a wizard.
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>>746167408
I'd fuck young Hillary
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>>746167300
Not really. My hatred for both of them is so intense, I wouldn't even be able to get it up in order to rape them. It's kind of hard to fap to thoughts of a woman who used to put cigarettes out on me as a child.
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>>746167525
yep definitely touched and snapped come pics of like 3 or 4 of them sleeping
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>>746167225
Stupid. You could (internal) bleed to death like that.
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>>746162560
My friend is a hebe,.he says he feels weird being attracted to 15 year old and tries to hide it and live a normal life. Is he really fucked in the head or is society just wrong?
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>>746167187
Do you have any of the pictures she posted?
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>>746162560
I occasionally shat to horny dudes and rp as a girl for them
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>>746162560
I am jesus
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>>746166591
No never admit to this. She could be a psycho and try to have you prosecuted. Statute of Limitations is 30 years AFTER her 18th birthday!! I would just forget all about this one, dude
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>>74616664
How old??
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>>746167084
I fucked a girl half my age today kek
I live in MI, i’m 41, she is 20
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>>746167721
That's too broad a question to answer correctly. I think society is misguided. They allow the media, and marketing firms cater to the sexuality of any girl old enough to color coordinate their wardrobe. Yet try to shelter them from the attention they are trying to garner. All the while telling men it's wrong to be attracted to a 16yr old in daisy dukes, and a tube top, while simultaneously force feeding us that same imagery. It's a terrible catch22 your buddy is in.
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>>746167878
even if i was 13 and she was not forced?
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>>746167157
1) Perhaps in the polar opposite sense it's against everything you've endured and retrained yourself to think, again returning to what is against the grain, partaking in vanity.
2) Or maybe even you want to feel a maternal/paternal bond, if I had to guess you prefer mother son as opposed to father daughter porn,
2.1) But regardless, you're incapable of neutral wants and you demand your love be manifested in the purest sense, you simply can't want a healthy maternal relationship, you want to go for full force relationship because you can't delineate what is friend, mother, or partner. (This is a bit outlandish but similar to how I think with friends, sorry if I'm completely off, I simply tried to navigate every channel and come to a reasoning with what you've provided to me)
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>>746166791
Can you put a general number on "rich"? And what can I do for you to earn $15,000? I mean anything, I'm just trying to make a better life for my son.
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>>746162560
I once met an american that wasn't a boastful, ignorant twat.
They aren't a myth.
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I roleplay sometimes as a girl and talk to horny dudes.
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I have a massive, massive fetish for cheerleaders. I have gigabytes of photos/videos on my hard drive. I'm utterly terrified of people finding this out and thinking I'm a massive pervert.

I write cheesy romance stories and shipping fanfiction.

I was sexually abused by my dad until I was 17

I've cheated my way to an A in numerous uni courses. I took one comp sci related course and my professor recommended me to another and said I was some sort of programming prodigy when I can barley program basic shit.

I called up a dominatrix a few days ago, but pussied out and cancelled a few hours later.
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>>746162560
I'm going to kill myself at the end of this week. Obviously nobody in my life knows that but me.
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>>746168400
jve been screwing around with my older sisters best friend who is not only a lesbian but also the older sister of one of my ex's. We've known each other since I was like 14 and my sister has no idea. IDK why we're even sneaking around, I admit its weird and shes worried we're in too deep and it'll ruin her friendship with my sister and her relationship with her sister
Bonus:the whole reason we started doing this was because I used her to fulfill a fetish of mine without her knowing
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>>746168190
Dude - all she has to do is go to the police, lie, and say this guy and his friends made me suck their cocks and she has an apology message from you?
You better believe that at the bare minimum, you’ll spend so much fucking money on a lawyer that it might bankrupt you. Your reputation will be destroyed forever. People don’t care about truth. People love to watch train wrecks.
Even if you never get convicted it’s just too much risk. Never, ever admit to a crime unless you plan on serving time for it.
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That I'm gonna kms on my birthday ;)
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>>746168672
Me too

Especially fat dirty old men in uniform
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>>746168786
You gonna stream it?
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>>746168786
Tell me about how you got there, anon. I'd like to hear about it. Also might I recommend just leaving society (assuming it's not health related) and continue living?
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>>746168798
be careful anon ... girls do alot of things in secret ... she most likely went after you becuase she heard you are good in bed or she is getting revenge on your sis.
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>>746167749
My lawn hasn't been mowed this week dude, get your shit together or I'm calling trump!
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>>746162560
I lie a lot and managed to gather myself around very good friends who believe that I'm a very reliable person. I am manipulative and have never gotten caught in a lie, leading me to think that I am like this due to the conditioning of never getting caught red-handed. I like to think that I am a very self-aware person but I lie so constantly and frequently that I end up believing my own fantasies. I have never told anyone about this and never plan to.
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>>746167235
OH fuck
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I got so drunk last night that I blew chunks. Plot twist; Chunks is my dog.
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>>746168986
dont ,matter im still nuttin on her tits
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>>746168894
No. Why would I.
>>746168979
Not going to just leave society, don't know how that would even work. And what led up to this was being born a broken person incapable of having love or happiness in my life. Really this is long overdue.
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i fucked the girl i was babysitting
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>>746169318
Her age? Story green text?
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>>746168400
I wish any of those made some sense in my case. My feelings toward both my mother, and my sister range from complete indifference, to a burning hatred and I want nothing to do with either of them. I can't understand how those could be in anyway connected to my issue.
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>>746162560
When I was in my late 30s I fucked a few high school girls. AOC here is 16. I had threesomes one girl and two of her friends. It was amazing. I stopped doing that now. I8 and up no exceptions
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>>746169076
I don't believe you.
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One time I stuck my dick in the dog washer and there was blood everywhere. Washing the dog was my little sisters chore.
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>>746169307
Pussy won't even stream it wow wtf
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>>746168798
Is she sexually attractive because all the ties she has with people around you?
Also I can't do much with this information, but your life seems like a mess man. I feel like I'm on a rollercoaster and I want to get the fuck off. Take control of your life man. Meditate btw, that'll help with thinking and introspection, most can't introspect without it for whatever reason, but whatever ig.
Good luck.
Same anon as earlier btw
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>>746164381
>See therapist
> talk feelings
>come to life changing conclusion
>No jail or mental institutions
Do something good for yourself anon. Become the grizzly bear you wish you were
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>>746169307
Oh for fuck sake! You were born a broken person? Kek Kek Kek Kek how the fuck would you know
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>>746169307
"Not capable of happiness", unless you have a mental problem then quit being gay. You must think of everything as, "will this give me happiness both long or short term?", control your life man, it's fucking yours.
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>>746169595
:^)
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>>746162560
Earlier this week I came on my face on a whim. I'm thinking about doing it again. I really liked it
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>>746169655
she sexually attractive because shes a hot lesbian, little tomboyish but not a bull dyke. We've also known each other for years so she has the teasing bully vibe going on but in a playful way. She said she always thought I was cute but not until I was in my teens that she found me attractive. She used to hit on me but I took it as playful teasing.
im not the first anon you were talking to btw, I didnt mean to quote you
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>>746165563
Sounds like a liberal degenerate state... California maybe.
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>>746164833
Remember
The child only feels bad about it because somebody told her how to feel about it
If they gave concent they gave concent
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>>746169466
It sounds like you're just repeating what you already wrote. It's up to you to take the broken record off the turntable buster brown. Actually analyze yourself. Go meditate. I'm not saying my hypotheses were golden and unquestionable, but I do feel you didn't actually try to see if they apply.
Good luck.
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>>746162560
I'm a two-time military wash-out.
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>>746169416
she was 12, i was 17

basically it started with her wanting me to teach her to kiss (like tell her), and i managed to convince her to let me show her. nothing terribly exciting happened that night, mostly just made out with her. fast forward to the next time i was watching her, and i asked if she wanted to practice more. she agreed, we made out a more, i got a little handsy, she didnt seem to mind. touched her ass a good bit and brushed her tiny breasts a couple times. that was it for that night. next time i saw her, she asked to practice some more, i said ok, all the previous things happened. then i asked if she wanted to teach her other things. she said yes, so i pulled out my dick. got her to give me a handjob, and with a fair bit of convincing got her to kiss and lick my dick. didn't come from it, oh well, went home and masturbated furiously. next time got her to give me a proper blowjob and fingered her a bit. asked if she wanted to see me come, she did, so i jerked off for her.

cont.
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>>746165275
>she was sleeping, for 6 years
Is she okay?
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>>746168527
I met a European once. He was from Somolia.
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>>746170405
Kek
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>>746170304
you're a rapist man
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I know the Jews run the world's bank.
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>>746168769
Deep normie
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>>746162560
I killed a friend. I'm a terrible person.
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>>746170304

next time i went over we didnt get into much to start, watched a movie, she got ready for bed. i was sitting on her bed chatting with her, and decided fuck it, laid down next to her and spooned her. ended up fingering her a bit again, and more making out, and her jerking me off a bit. i got on top of her, and started rubbing up against her. not sure she entirely wanted it, but i was horny as fuck, so i stuck my dick in her. it was awkward at first, but she got into it and it was pretty good. started to come in her but pulled out, ended up getting it all over her, she wasnt very happy about that. sat for her a couple more times that summer but nothing more than a hj / bj happened after that
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>>746170766
Jesus. Did she even have pubes?
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>>746170304
>>746170766
That's hot m8 im jelly are you still in contact with her
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>>746170827
yeah, they were starting to grow in

>>746170868
no, never had her contact info, just her parents
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I ran over the family cat so I kinda kicked it into the sewer and just said the cat ran away.

Got another fucking cat afterwards.....
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>>746167235
lol, shit. Does she have a bf or something?
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>>746171191
she doesn't because she ain't real
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I'm 27, tall, handsome, and not socially awkward in the least. I'm secretly a virgin. I'm a virgin because the idea of sex makes me uncomfortable. The only way I could have sex is if it were with a stranger who wore a bag over her head and never saw me or talked to me. I have fictitious ex-girlfriends that I occasionally talk about just to seem normal.
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>>746171318
>Not posting a pic
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>>746170939
Was she tight or what? Could you get it balls deep inside?
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>>746171612
she was tight, couldnt get in all the way
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I spend weeks, sometimes months, without actually working at the office. Even when I travel to offices overseas, I just do nothing yet everyone thinks I'm some sort of expert consultant.

I spends my days browsing facebook and reading books, news and wikipedia articles. I feel both scared and useless all the time but I'm too afraid to look for another job because it's been so long since I actually did anything, I don't think I'd know how to start again.
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I wrote "Fucker's should be shot" (A quote by Eric Harris, a Columbine shooter) in sharpie on the emergency exit at school. 4 hours later, I crossed it out in fear that I was being spied on.
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>>746162560
I visit 4chan.org and post comments on /b/
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>>746171767
If you're going to vandalize something, don't be a pussy about it.
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>>746171318
22 KV here, debating about lying to my friends and just saying I fucked a girl at school so I can stop hearing it be brought up. I just want my first time to be with somebody I care about that wont come back to haunt me
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>>746168798
what fetish
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I spray painted a backwards swastika in a jewish establishment and some local news thinks the store owner did it for attention
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>>746169629
story
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i fucked the best friend of a girl who was into me and we never got caught. she was a lusty babe and i loved it
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I poured soju down someones throat who was already passed out when I taught english in south korea. He died of alcohol poisioning. I was drunk and thought it was funny at the time. I hate myself for it and think about it every day.
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>>746172035
whatcha doin there rabi?
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>>746172210
You asshole, lol
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>>746171739
more details please

>>746172035
fuck all Jews

>>746172210
meh... it was only a gook
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>>746172009
femdom,bondage and sissfication. sort of

Last year I lied and siad I lost a bet and had to get dressed as a girl for halloween even though I didnt want to, Ii didnt want my sisters help because it would be weird, I dont know many other girls and I wanted help dressing up but it had to be discreet and she had to force me to go through with it becuase I made a promosie but I didnt want to.
Iin reality, ive always wanted to be tied up and dressed as a girl against my will, and be treated like a sex toy. So my sister being there was out. She agreed, dressed me up for hours, even when I pretend to hate it and try to weasel out of it she made sure to push me down and keep putting make up and clothes on me. Then took photos that asked so I could "prove it" and she wanted some blackmail. I even got some nice foot fetish action when she told me to wear her heels and I said no her feet probably stink so she made me smell them. One of the best days of my life honestly, I still fap about it. From there we were on the couch kind of chilling, and we started spooning, me rubbing her back and then she blew me. Since then we've had an on and off fuck buddy thing
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>>746170641
what is this supposed to be??
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>>746172494
what more do yuou want to know
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>>746162560
I'm having an affair with my own aunt.
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i want to eat andys anus logs
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i was molested a lot as a kid and eventually i started doing it to my younger brothers and cousin, up until i was about 12 years old
i knew it was wrong but it also didnt seem like that big of a deal because it had happened to me quite often, as an adult i feel horrible about it and my brothers want nothing to do with me which is understandable but its really fucked how it happened to me and somewhat normalized it but im the piece of shit ya know
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>>746173121
solrry bro thst sycks im on xans sry fir typos
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>>746171318
>not socially awkward
>27 year old virgin
You uhhh..might need some therapy. Egos can be dangerous. Most of us know we're losers.
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>>746173121
That sucks dude. Goodspeed anon
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>>746173799
god*
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I've actually 'graduated' from being a weeaboo.
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>>746170085
lol you're a moron ->
>>746165850
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I cheated on my girlfriend with her friends and with some of my own friends.
She actually wants to go through a "courting" relationship. I'm not buying it.
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bumpp
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>>746174987
courting relatiomnship:Z?
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I sexually love my cousin
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>>746162560
I shat my pants to get sent home from work
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>>746168986
Probably getting back at HER sister
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>>746175716
Basically us being in a relationship kind of but we're friends but we're still together..
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>>746175847
That fucking sucks
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>>746175734
Me too I miss him too bar he's depressed and dating numerous females at a time
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>>746172870
Opiate addict if real lolz
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I've always wanted to murder a woman with the help of another woman, preferably a lover.
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>>746176002
My cousin is a hot girl
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>>746175912
Yeah but in reality it's just her punishing me for neglecting her because I'm slowly losing interest in her. But I want it at the same time
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>>746173121
m/f?
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I'm a 25 year old women, who's sexually attracted to boys who are under the age of 15.
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>>746172246
Practicing my Zionetics. Nice catch anon
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>>746162560
I didn't have any until last night.

I sucked a cross dresser's dick
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>>746176164
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>>746176081
I wanna see
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>>746169076
Ah, I was that way for most of my life. Being honest is better to an extent.
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>>746176164
I'm a 27 year old male, who's sexually attracted to girls who are under the age of 16.
Got a burner email? For chatting, nothing else.
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My friend and I would watch porn and fap hard to it. Once we did it when his grandma was in the same room sleeping. Dispite him being a year younger than me, his dick is around 7 or 8 but mine is 5 or so.

>kill_me.autism
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I have several

>me and step sister used to mess around when i was 11-12 years old
>I really really really like shotacon. I fap to it every night
> I've been talking to this guy form Canada and he and I have been getting real close.
> Ihope to visit him one day so I can find out of I really will like it
>I told my family that I'm talking to a girl
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>>746176586
Hmm time for you to record this... How old were/are you guys though?
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>>746176695
K byee
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>>746176604
>I told my family that I'm talking to a girl
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Googled naked babies. Didn't bate… just stared at pics for 2 hours
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>>746177077
I'm not a femanon, so it's a logical lie. He and I want to stay closeted as long as possible
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>>746172678
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>>746173121
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>>746176542
What good are you guys together? Use each other to roleplay and break the cycle ?
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>>746164833
shit dude, that's fucked
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Older step sister comes through my town a couple times a month, she stays at my house and we fuck like animals for a few days then she goes back to her husband.
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>>746176604
If you really will like what? Him or the shota? How do you find that answer from meeting him ?
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My military experiences fucked my head. I'm always feeling out of place, socially awkward. When I feel stressed I start thinking about all the death I've been around and it calms me. That's my secret. Thinking about people laying on the ground all shot up and blown up calms me. That's my happy place.
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>>746162560
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>>746178573
Him.
one word: sex
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>>746178670
really getting up there with that file compression
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>>746169076
Are you me
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I fucked my ex recently we're both engaged. No trying to stop soon
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>>746162560
> I was 12 or 13 at one of the city pools
> go into the locker room to take a piss
> some creeper corners me and tries to touch my cock
> I'm a bit freaked out, run back to the main pool
> not sure if I should tell a lifeguard or what
> tell my two friends I'm with
> as I'm telling the story the creeper comes out and we see him
> we decide to beat his ass after we're done swimming
> after we're done we wait around in a housing project nearby that can see the entrance of the pool
> creeper leaves, we approach
> he follows us behind the pool building
> beating begins
> friend pulls out a blade and works it
> we take off and watch at a distance for cops, nothing
> go back to check and he's gone
> FUCK yeah, street justice
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>>746178665
Still have your uniform? I'll play dead while you fuck me.
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>>746179311
Of course I do. Only if you're a female.
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>>746178429
Just looking for someone like me. I'm a non offender and I avoid people to keep it that way. I get lonely and was just looking for a friend.
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>>746179409
I'm female. I love broken men in uniform. Prepare yourself for an expensive dry cleaning bill.
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>>746179531
I like thah
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>>746179409
>>746179531
This isnt an RP site you faggots.
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>>746179750
I expect you to hurt me and fuck me with a gun
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>>746178665
I haven't slept since Thursday night. I'll get close to going to sleep, then next thing I know I "hear" a loud explosion and I'm wide awake for hours again. I was nearly killed during fire watch when a rag walked right past me and into our ORP. I'd have given my life ten times over to have that moment back. Fuck it, here I am.
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>>746180310
Yes! You explained it better than I have. I'm telling you, I love my family and all -- but I have this void that just can't be filled here back at home.
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I absolutely love the idea of someone fucking my gf hard and her enjoying it. I have let my 2 closest friends go to town with her and have let them spend the night at my apartment with her while I'm off on a weekend trip. She then proceeds to tell me every detail of what they did when she rides me once I'm back, and it makes me fucking diamonds.
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>>746181022
>>746181022
sounds hot, what does she look like?
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>>746181022
She was a lady and she is always good at what she does and she is the lady who that is the a she for does she have love you.
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>>746181316
nice,,, did they have cocks bigger than yours?
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>>746181190
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>>746181426
we were all about the same size, bu one of them had slightly larger cock and nearly unlimited stamina, fucked her until her legs gave in and she had to stop because she physically couldn't hold herself up any longer
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>>746164165
LOL
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>>746162560
It's the Jizzity Jews
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>>746165850
You must be from up north then cause I win never heard of no shit like that down here in New Orleans and I grew up in the ghetto
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>>746181531
wow man thats amazing.... did he cum in her too? do you have kik?
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>>746168471
Pathetic
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>>746181777They did, she's on contraceptives so they were allowed to do whatever they wanted, also kik is EnfieldRS,
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>green text
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>>746169234
HAHAHA OMG DUDE THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS. WOW
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>>746172678
A duck riding ski's
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You will never chop my top!!!
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Fucked my cousin - I was 38 she 39. In Utah.
She was really good.
Liked to suck cock
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I've been lying about having a gf to all of my friends including family, for the past 2 years now
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Some fag at my college has a confession site I'd love to flood with the worst of these posts... If anyone would like to help me pick some out. Thanks /b/Ros

https://wwuconfessions.typeform.com/to/XQvaLV
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>>746184174
That's cheating
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>what's your biggest secret
>faces of /b/
>what's your job

wtf why is 4chan being used to gather data on degenerates
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