State you're job, salary, and age. No trolling. >Chef
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State you're job, salary, and age. No trolling.
>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 an hour
>37 years young
Kek if you actually believe this is a real image.
not your personal army
>furry porn artist
>$15-30 an hour
>18 years old
>sous chef at wendy's
>$8.55/hr
>29
that's the gayest thing ive ever heard
>>746151505
>no trolling
>proceeds to troll
Bagger (read "Do-This-for-me"-er) at local grocery
$7.50
19 years old.
Work at a paper mill $23.10/hr 29 years young
>unix engineer
>92.5k/year
>26
>>746151505
Musician
50-80k a year
27
>Shirt catcher for sweatshop
>$9.75 an hour
>22, birthday yesterday
>>746156253
>Musician
>27
You gonna die soon man.
>>746156580
I hope so
ups unloader
$12.50/hr
38
At home Tech support for apple $22.35 an hour
Customer service, ca $23 per hour (on average)
23y/o
Admin Assistant (Basically secretary) for asian food company in bay area, ca. Age 22. $17.30/hr
railway conductor.
100k yr
20yo
>>746153265
>call center
>1000 rupees an hour
> 7 and a half
>>746157500
Wow awesome meme you did there bud.
>beggar
>5 pennys/week
>oldie man
>fuck trolling
>>746151505
>>746151505
> Kitchen aid in a string of nurseing homes in north east ohio.
>8.50 an hour
>19
Ranger Energy Service
$17/hr
Derrickhand
>>746159705
23 years old
>Newspaper editor
>32.52 an hour
>67 years young
How's it going chaps?
>>746160111
trips confirmed
its going not horribly m8
Expediter
72 cents/mile about $2100/paycheck
38 years old
If anyone is interested in doing this job. All you'll need is a van. A mini van may work but a cargo van is way better. you don't need a CDL.
>>746151505
Financial Advisor
$75k per year plus bonus and commission
29 years old
And they told me my philosophy degree was worthless.
>>746161155
>finance
>philosophy
it is worthless for that job.
>>746156824
I've been wanting to do this for a long time. I got an interview with them for it 4 years ago, but they didn't choose me.
Do you have any tips for getting that job? I've been applying about once a year since then, but I've never received another call back.
>>746160980
where do i sign up?
>>746153515
Coming from another artist I would joke about how big a lie that is, but doing furry is a very lucrative business. Also I'm personally slow at art. You could probably still make more than your listing though.
>>746160873
Didn't even notice, thanks Anon!
>>746160980
Can be a pretty fun job, but I get 1.10 a mile.. not always easy to get but I usually drive from Dallas to the southern border or western border. Not a bad job if anyone wonders if you can drive nonstop for 8+ hours and be ready at a moments notice
>>746161376
Technically it's good for everything as it helps develop your problem solving skills, your reasoning, and especially seeing things from another person's point of view. I'll be hones with you: I'm basically a salesman as it's my job to make you sign on the line which is dotted. So those skills definitely do come in handy. Although they're not direct applications
>>746161654
How do you get started/what's required?
Any other tips? I'm looking for a career change. I ideally want to move back home to Nashville, TN area.
>>746151505
>No job
>for last 4 months lived off of $700 I'd saved from last job
>19
my only expenses are gas and food so it's been working pretty well. best 4 months of my life
>>746161934
are you a sweet neet
>>746151505
>unloader at lowes
>10.39
>18 years old as fuck
>repacker at warehouse
>$11.00
>22
>Nurse
>$29 / hr
>30 years old
Risk analyst at top 5 bank, 100k plus bonus with some of the best benefits available. Life has been going well
>>746161934
>>746161990
the sweetest of. currently live alone in my dad's fiancee's 4 bdrm. condo in Orlando.
>Licenced TIG-welder
>'bout $70k a year
>31
>Night shift manager at warehouse
>$25 / hr , work 40-60 hours a week
>27 years old
>>746161526
You can buy a used van but the newer, the better. My van is a 2004 Ford E-150. You'll wanna contact a freight broker once you have your van.
Freight brokers hire more than just truck drivers, they hire non-CDL drivers too. Also since you'll be opperating your own vehicle, you'll make more money. I have an uncle who has a CDL and drives a semi-truck but because he drives a company owned truck, he's only making 40 cents/mile. I make 72 cents/mile just because I'm an owner/operator.
If you do manage to start this work, I recommend you save all your fuel receipts. Hire someone to do your taxes at the end of the year. Save any receipt for anything you buy for your business because technically you'll be self employed. The cost for your van, fuel, vehicle repairs, even money you donate to charity, its all tax deductible. Plus if you don't save your receipts, it will look like your making more profit than you are.
Major upside to my line of work is that I have off of work every weekend and I can choose to work when I want. I can call up my freight broker anytime and say "Hey I'm coming off the road for the next few days" and they say Okied dokie. Of course I don't make liberal use of this. The amount of money i make is directly proportionate to the amount of work i do.
Before this job, I was working as McDonalds. I worked and closed every weekend. What really pissed me off about that job is that I could bust my ass and make no more money than some fucking kid goofing off on his smart phone.
Chef at Mac Grill
$12 an hour
24 years young
>>746151505
>I am job, salary and age.
Software developer for a consulting company, 145k a year plus 15-30k bonus.
>>746162213
...male nurse?
>>746151505
You're useless and should be replaced by a machine.
>all these people paid hourly
>>746151505
Construction laborer
12$ an hour
27 years old
I'm learning framing pretty fast though. I will get a raise by the end of the year.
>>746163254
yea, we get it.
You're Paid by each dick you have in your mouth.
>>746162826
can you elaborate on some examples of companies, products and routes you drive for?
Chefs apprentice (or what ever it's called)
i make around 2.4k a month.
20
>>746163371
Wageslave is angry. I'm sorry.
>>746163254
yeah they should be like us and get paid salary so the company can rape us daily
>>746163254
Well I can see it being pretty bad if you get paid a shit wage hourly but I make almost 40 dollars an hour for overtime , so depending on how much I want to work, I can make more money than if I was salaried. I have good healthcare/dental through my work and make 70k a year and although my job could be stressful (warehouse manager on night shift) it's really not that bad because I generally can't really be stressed. Just load up trucks and keep the warehouse in order and follow code and all is fine.
I mean ideally maybe it would be better to instead take try and negotiate a salary of like 60k but then if my work decides to work me 60 hours a week , I'm just losing potential money in the long run.
>Git/Java SCM at Government Agency
>$15 an hour/ $120 a day
>21 years old
>>746163567
That's true. Burger flippers get hourly and they're riding high
>>746151505
>Wendys
>Chef
You're not a Chef kitchen boy and just lie yourself into a job it's not like credentials actually matter anymore.
>Night sanitation at grocery store
>$13-some-odd/hr; 14 on Sunday nights
>21
>>746151505
>no trolling
>post on 4chan
pick one
>>746163643
The average income in the US is about $55k. Does it make sense to have to work overtime and sometimes 60 hour weeks to make slightly more than that?
Receptionist at a gym
$20/hr
20 years
>>746151505
>postal service
>25$ per hour
>25 years
Anyone that calls themselves a chef and works for a fast food joint is simply ignorant and self-deluded.
>>746151505
>Assistant Site Editor
>$32k salary
>24
>>746164227
Yeah no, I'm calling total bullshit
Business owner
$1.25M this year, but about to sell the company for $35M
>>746151505
Police officer
$41,850/yr
23
>>746151505
>Software engineer
>115k a year
>27
>>746151505
>Conns sales agent
>14 an hour plus commission
>22
Can't complain, I pull in about 4000-5000 a month and most of my week just consist on shooting the shit with my coworkers.
>>746157218
>railway conductor
how do you get this job?
>>746164704
give me 2 tips on being as successful as you plz
Locksmith
15$ an hour + commision + afterhours
20
I'll end up making around 35k at the end of this year
>>746151505
>Chef
>Wendy's
>>746157218
How do you get into this, Ive thinking about it, tired at being a warehouse slave.
Liquid Product Development of Dietary Supplements
$47k plus bonus
27
>>746151505
>Pharmacist 69.70/hr
>Only problem is OT is straight time not 1.5
Professional Sandwich Technician
Subway
>Dishwasher
>$8.50/hr part-time
>20
I'm a college student.
Server
$10.50 +tips
21
>janitor
>39k per year
>26
I work in the public sector, so you get mad bennies.
>>746165818
janitor gettin 39k? Damn where you live?
>>746165532
That's against the law.
>>746156734
so when are you commiting murder suicide
>>746165995
You a snitch motherfucka?
Retired state civil servant....81k per year.
I got my CCMA and job hunting like crazy! It's the waiting that is killing me.
>>746165976
RI. It's a town job, unionized. So that's why the pay is unheard of.
Just sucks telling people you're a janitor.
>>746164025
I live in the midwest man, 60-70k a year is would be like making 100k on the coast/bigger populated cities cause my cost of living is like 33% less.
>>746163798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjRsY7pJ18M
>>746151505
>8.75 an hour at 37 fuck i made more than that working for best buy during college
>bank examiner
>$38,000 a year
>also national guard officer
>another $10-12k a year depending on drill schedule
Salary shoots way up above what I'm currently getting paid after your first few years and you get done with the initial training and testing. Also much higher if you work for a federal agency
Job mainly requires a willingness to do boring ass auditor type work and having decent people skills. Plus side is actual 8-5 workday for a salaried job. If you're working past 5 you're either trying too hard or browsed the internet all day and now have to finish stuff at home.
Icecream production
Around 4k a month
25
>>746151505
>Security Engineer/Consultant
>$80/hr corp-to-corp currently
>28 years old. no college degree, certs only
>Assistant at saddle and tack company
>$10 an hour
>16 Years old
>>746165792
No server in the US makes 10.25 + tips. And most countries outside of the US don't tip. Try again.
>>746166815
What certs and how'd you break into the field.
I've been working in the same direction.
Thanks!
>Nuclear Reactor Physicist
>$52.25/hr
>23
>>746151505
Dodgy builder
$35ph
24
>>746151505
>State you're job, salary, and age. No trolling
>you're job
Maybe you're making $8.75 an hour at 37 years young because you don't know the difference between your and you're.
>>746151505
>Cinematographer
>Between $400-$1500 a day (depends on project, travel time etc)
>25
>>746166370
I live in a town too, but 39k for a janitor is unheard for me.
Senior Software Engineer
125000
>Boot Licker
>$2.75 plus tips
>81
Software engineer
120k salary. 170k total comp
22
Oncologist, 38, 397,000
> Sysadmin
> 73k ish a year (it varies a little due to profit sharing)
> 32
Oncologist
38
397,000
>Mech Eng
>95k
>23
14.92/h
26
Commercial lawn mower assembler
>>746166953
CCNA to show you know the basics, then Security +, then CEH then GCIA. Know how to configure and deploy a popular SIEM tool and tie it into the companies security infrastructure. In my case Splunk. I have 4 years exp total lol. I'm negotiating a contract now that'll put me at $100/hr with time and a half pay for OT. The project is behind schedule and they're trying to adhere to new govt regulatory standards. If they miss the target date the govt fines them out the ass. So more or less due to lack of supply and desperation, I've been able to set the terms.
>Union Apprentice Eectrician
>18.98 + Benifits
>18 years old
Cock waxer
15.50/hour
25
>>746151505
>Welfare
>160 a month
>26 y/o
>All goes straight back to my probation officer as restitution for Identity theft.
So... yeah.
>Gynecologist
>60k yearly
>13
>>746167411
You should buy some rope with that $160.
>Engineer for the gov
>66k a year
>22
got lucky and got a job lined up before i even graduated
>>746167296
I've got the Security+ and I'm taking the Network+ next month. Would you say the OSCP is better than CEH. I'd prefer OSCP.
How did you break into the field? Standard application process, nepotism, other?
Professional Job Poster/Question Ignorer
10Billion/day
21
>>746167521
Nah.. just going to bide my time until I can be a truck driver.
>Cashier at grocery store
>$10 an hour
>18
>>746165995
Kek
>>746165995
At $67 an hour, I don't think he really cares
>>746156734
Underrated post
>>746166380
100k really isn't that much in big cities though.
>>746151505
>Professional Dickhead
>75k a year
>29
>>746161654
Are you transporting drugs or illegal immigrants, anon?
>>746166733
Ever jizz in the sherbet?
>>746151505
NC? I think I know who you are my dude. If so, how are your brothers?
>>746166040
>full benefits
>weekly $90 bonus
>drivers make $30/hr
>next in line to be driver
> Software developer
> 10k a year
> 25
P-pls no bully, I live in a thrid world country
>Architect
>$90k
>35 years old
Pharmaceutical sales
40 yrs old
$210K
>college student
>roughly -$61 dollars per day ($20,000 per year, 2 semesters/year, 16 weeks/semester, 7 days/week)
>18 next month
please note, i didn't fall for the meme, i knew this was a horrible idea since last year. but i went for it thinking maybe it would at least be fun. hell no.
i'm horrifically behind on homework, forced to eat shitty food, have zero friends, frequently get homesick, communal bathrooms, dickheads on my floor funk up the toilets and showers, dickheads on my floor funk up the kitchen. i haven't even made any drug connections.
and the worst part is that none of this is required at all. i have chosen to piss away thousands just to be miserable.
only benefit is that i have full access to a gym and pool, which i'm not making use of at all because i spend all my free time watching netflix/jewtube, browsing 4chan, or pretending to get work done.
at least i'm majoring in physics instead of some bullshit arts degree, right?
i very frequently consider saying 'fuck this' and getting certified in welding. or doing one of your jobs, some of these sound great.
>>746169853
No one cares. God has abandoned you.
>>746168556
Tonz
>>746169853
stay in school, trades are a meme. You will want to kill yourself after your first year on the job and you will be replaced by machines before you can save up for retirement
Handyman
15.50$/hr
20
>>746151505
holy fucking christ is wendys corporation still fucking shit shilling on 4chan god damn.
Houseman @ a hotel (set up / breakdown for weddings/banquets/meetings/etc)
8.25/hr + 2% grat
approx 12-18/hr average depending on the week
26
Actor
$800-$6000+ an hour
24
>Pizza man and 3d printing services
>11.50 per hour for pizza. $100 a month for printing services.
>15 years young.
Any trainfags here that can tell me how to get into railroad work? preferably so I can become an engineer/conductor?
>>746171182
shit head
>>746171415
Go to your local railroad tracks and ask for a job.
Space aquarist
75k annual
30 years
>>746171415
Look up your prefered job posting then look at certificate requirements then figure out where training is done and go get it
>server at retirement home dining room
>18
>$10.00 an hour no tips
Security Guard
11.75 an hour
24
>>746171714
Old people don't tip anyways.
Steal anything that isn't nailed down, sell, profit.
>>74617183
I don't need to steal seeing as I'm already paid enough and I'm not a nigger
>>746163196
Being a nurse isnt that bad a job
>Grad Student
>25k
>26
>>746170592
any proof of this?
because from where i'm standing, i'm looking at 4 years of misery costing about $60,000. at which point i can either fuck off with the BA in Science and do something else kinda-sorta related, or gruel through however many more years of grad school pay thousands more shekels, and then become either a university slave or a government slave.
a trade on the other hand is fulfilling work, solid income, and relatively easy upper movement.
can you give any solid reason i shouldn't drop this painful, stifling, liberal-infested, sword-hanging-over-my-head college meme and get a job?
>>746172267
maybe you could weigh in too >>746172236
>>746151505
>Inside executive sales
>140,000 to 200,000 USD
>41 years old
>>746151505
>"software engineer" (data plumber)
>$54/hr
>23
Soon to be in grad school making like 20-25% of that tho so...
3rd year apprentice glazier
32$ an hour plus benefits
I'm 24.
>>746156253
That’s actually pretty good.
For example, those dudes from the Black Dahlia Murder might as well work at McDonalds, they are more or less bankrupt (I think a few of them actually are)
>>746172308
>>746172267
Im working on my doctorate in biomed. They pay me to go to school, considered a state employee with benefits. Grew up poor and did well in HS so free ride to undergrad. I have no debt
>>746161155
Right. I have a history degree and this is me >>746172479
Four year degrees are rarely worthless
>accountant
>$65,000 salary
>23
>>746172697
good for you.
my family is right on the border where we get absolutely no financial aid, but putting just one kid (not to mention my two siblings) through college will absolutely end us.
Dishwasher
11.50/hrs
18
Landscaping
$10 /hr
21
I work from home. Easy $400/day. Get on my level /b/
http://kjkjredrto.bid/8282309887905/
>>746151505
>Retard Wrangler (DSW)
>82k
>26
>>746172907
Life sucks then you die but you might as well go to college, party your dick off, fuck whores, get a job, settle down, have kids, then blow your brains out. My strat.
>>746173087
>highschool math teacher
>41k/yr with 3 months off
>22
I live with my parents. Dad's my drinking buddy and mom's my personal assistant. I'm also their fucking housemaid, but overall I'd say it's going well.
Fuck doing this job for more than a few years tho.
private Instrumental Music Tuition
$60 an hour
25yo
+ Occasional gigs + Some student film scores
Ps. teaching only 1- 2 hours a day so not rich
>>746173116
>party your dick off
>fuck whores
not really an option. like i said, zero friends. the few 'acquaintances' i have i see only in passing and make small talk.
>>746173441
>>746173116
also i'd prefer not to have debt hanging over my head my entire life.
it would be like homework but with actual repercussions.
>>746153265
kekimus maximus
>Pharmaceutical warehouse
>25
These threads are always deeply depressing
>>746151505
>VC adviser
>36k
>26
>>746159705
Camera's aren't allowed on the job site buck-a-roo, emailing your corporate companies office now with this picutre.
>>746173331
I also work as a manager at Wawa. 12/hr. I'm banking around 2.5k/month.
>>746173502
Sounds like you've made up your mind. College/Uni is a different place where you can start fresh and not be a bitch about being an adult.
>>746173441
Join a club. Debate club, child psychology club, skateboarding club, blaze it club, some activist club. Any fucking club.
>Software Engineer
>$46.50 dollars an hour
>28 years old
feels good man.
>Truck Loader
>$9.00 an hour
>>746151505
Dominos Assistant Manager
$11 an hour
Totally not worth the money. I am the only one that makes food all day. So on a busy day I will make over 200 pizzas, by myself. I used to drink at work. Now I yell at the people above me like the VP of the company or my manager. I just dont care anymore. Half the time I am not even in proper uniform. I am an asshole to everyone around me and the only reason I have the job anymore is so I dont have to hear bitching when I am at home. I wanna shoot myself.
>>746173886
Brad?
>27
>Air traffic controller
>$140,000 / yr
Life's good.
Call center manager, 35k, 26
>>746174062
>Manager
>Doesn't delegate pizza making to people hired to make pizza
>Does it himself
You need to re-examine your job description, nigga
>>746174111
lmao isn't that guy from an SE video from Comcast or something? Also, I kind of feel like a dick now for posting in this thread given everyone's situation. If everyone can, try to get some kind of tech degree.
>Jack hammer (dig manholes out of the ground and put cement around them)
>18yo
>
>>746151505
>McDonald's frycook and freelance programmer
>8.59/hr
>19
I smoke all of my money away ;-;
grow bud in southern california (house grow 10 lights) ,, after costs i pull in 80k a year ,, im 34yr ,, not as much work as many might think ,, maybe do 2hr of work a day and the rest is all free time and only 10 days out of each 3 month cycle is 6+hr work days for transplanting/harvesting/trimming
*side note since it was just passed as fully legal within 5 - 10 years big tobacco and billion dollar companies will own the whole california industry , small / medium growers like me will be forced to move and go to a ''medical marijuana'' state
>>746151505
Insurance sales broker.
Salary before commission and bonuses: $35,000.
Salary after commission and bonuses: $70,000.
Currently 31. Been doing this job since 27 when my wife left me.
>store clerk/bike mechanic
>13.50/hr
>15
>>746174164
How do you deal with the stress?
>>746167423
Kek
Aircraft assembly mechanic
$26.50/hour
29
>>746164342
What's up fellow postal bro?
Carrier assistant. 16/hr and all the bullshit I can take. 29 years old
>>746151505
how long have you been starting this thread?
Dev
Too low
>>746151505
>Pilot
>50/hr flying. 20/hr office work
>23
Logger
$19ph
19
>>746175417
soon to be cca here. took the 473e and finally got a call to the "interview". wtf am i getting into anon?
>>746151505
I always like to imagine the guy who starts these is the same Wendy's guy
>USPS HQ Sales Retention
>$19.02 an hour
>27
>>37 Pic related
>>DM3 15.20 an hour
>>FML
>Underwater Welder
>$96.87 an hour
>26
$107k per year
manager in not for profit company
50
>>746173441
Join the autism club u fucking faggot. Kek
>Hibachi Chef
>$7.14
>19 years old
Am I being bamboozled?
>>746153515
how do you get clients?
>Night patrol guard
>$900/wk
>27
>>746151505
>Machine operator
>26.50
>29
Fuck it sucks. It's sucks bad.
>>746151505
21
sales, 800+ a week
prostitute + 600 a week
>Flooring Contractor
>$250k+
>30
>>746179500
quit your bitching I make 10ph and work 60hours
>>746151505
Walmart
11.50 an hour
25 years old
chef at buffalo wild wings
10.50 an hour
18
>>746171300
It'd suck if you got reported for underage
Pro rock paper scissor lizard Spock athlete.
$35k year
46
>>746151505
>Mechanical Engineering student
>$19k/year
>26 yo
>>746151505
500/week at 19
>>746166494
OP is a black female
>>746164786
no wonder cops are fucking assholes
Underground bogger operator. $50aud per hour. 27yo
>>746156253
How please tell me
>>746181005
thats not a lot you fucking bugger
>>746156661
Being a musician and making 50k and wanting to die, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>746166894
CANADA
>>746172631
First mention of TBDM I've seen on here. You liek der moosic anon?
>>746181177
its the one thing keeping me from trying to become a cop. if they made like 20k more a year, i think it would be much more prestegious of a position, especially considering the danger you put yourself in. i guess its kind of like teaching, where you really need to love it to really want to keep doing it, which leads to the best kinds of people being in those positions
>>746151505
36yo crack dealer, and engineering student 1900 a month.
>paralegal type person for small claims and evictions
>$12 an hour
>18
>>746151505
System Admin and Enterprise DBA
72000/yr
31 years old.
> Network Engineer
> $160k/year
> 35
>Full-time preschool custodian
>$12.09/hr
>31
NDT Radiography
110k a year
Just turned 20.
Automotive Engineer - Electronic & Advanced Safety Systems
$50,000 + bonus
29 years old
>>746177613
Expect to be worried about keeping your job for the first 90 days. This is a very physically demanding job. I walk around 12 miles a day, they are gonna be pressuring you to be faster every day. I love this job though, once you make it past your 90 days join the union and learn your rights. Good luck
>>746182129
Jesus fucking Christ that cabling. I think I'm going to be sick.
>Junior in uni
>research associate
>waiter
>18
>° Trucker
>28
> between $20 and $25 an hour when adding up per milage pay
>>746174970
It's not stressful. Stress comes from not knowing what you're doing, but we're trained extensively.
>amazon FC associate
>37k/yr
>22
>>746181826
>19
>Journeyman Welder
>$14.fiddy-hr.
>Certified at 17
>0$ in debt (Job Corps.)
Tbh I'm beginning to wonder if it's worth it. The labourous conditons we're comstantly in. There's easier shit out there.
>pic related. Currently building decepticons
>>746182635
Do people have sex in the warehouse?
>>746174351
Will any sort of tech degree get you anywhere, or will it just be like every other degree and end up in crippling debt.
>>746182641
>Journeyman Welder
any thoughts on 9/11?
>Sonographer (Hospital)
>$34/hr
>30
>>746163254
>he doesn't get paid almost $1/minute when he has to stay late or work through a lunch
Hourly or bust.
>>746183079
I work with a lot of folks with tech degrees. It CAN take you far, but you need to bust ass and pursue opportunity whenever you see it.
>Target Cashier/ Cart Attendant
>10.50/hr
>Full time
>18
>>746182641
There is I use to do what you do. Now when I m done with school I'm looking at min 60 thousand a year. In my city there is a lot of tech jobs though
>freelance cater/Bar tender
>$20-45 per Hour
>26 years
>Federal Air Marshal
>63k/yr
>44 years old
>>746174351
I am. I currently just started my third year for electrical engineering I just told the guy lower bout the tech sector.
>>746164025
That's average household income. Average individual income is ~$31k a year.
Anyone know anyone who works in making video games in anyway?
I'd like to go into this field and taking college to help but I'm taking more broad of computer science incase that idea blows up
>>746166133
You're the reason IL is broke, btw.
