Rekt thread cunts
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Rekt thread cunts
>>746094512
the hammer dance at the end of that clip is the best
>>746094560
LMFAO
Wash your feet, neck beards.
>>746095025
THATS FUCKED HAHAHA
>>746095105
I only hope he saved it, chew on that for days...
hi
>>746094512
this threads is gd watching
>>746094512
Gooksters...
>>746094512
>When you wanna be MJ for Halloween but can't get the "Hee Hee" just right.
>>746097951
>>746097951
>>746097951
>>746097951
>>746098075
>>746097406
Gotta love clips of Chink government testing new ragdoll physics.
>>746094512
>>746095025
>>746097406
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>746098246
>that's it
lol
>>746098246
>>746098246
kys
>>746094512
wtf they teach you stop, drop, and roll in goddamn elementary school
>>746098246
Nice copy pasta faggot
>>746098364
You must be really fat and socially awkward.
>>746097951
this motherfucker
>>746098341
Newfaggot
>>746098200
>>746098431
Well, kys
>>746098490
I dunt getit?
Isit the download speed?
>>746094512
My fucking sides xD
>>746098490
yeah what is the joke here, is that considered fast or something, because for mobile connection now it is not.
>>746094560
>>746098425
He's always in the kitchen at partys
>>746098246
Nice pasta.
Saved
>>746097406
wii announcer: "Nice spare!"
>>746098246
Thanks, faggot, I've been looking for the uncensored version of this.
>>746099314
It's from plebbit.
>>746095025
that is quite nice this is somewhat relevant
>>746099376
What happened here? Did...the guy in the red car shoot the guy driving?
>>746099766
> the red car
yes, but... do you even color?
>>746099814
nah mate I dont colors are for faggots
>>746098246
Anyone who replies and doesn't call it pasta is a newfag cunt.
>>746094512
Aren't you supposed to blow the fire before drinking the shit or something?
>>746100497
Knowing some shitty plebbit pasta doesn't change the fact that you're a newfag.
>>746099599
The way the other girl doesn't even know where the fuck did her friend go lol, how oblivious can a person be to their surroundings?
>>746100715
asian
>>746099376
that god damn title
>>746098246
guess what its a free world buddy... dont like it go whine to your libtard friends fucking pussy
>>746098301
>>746098341
>>746101584
Either baiting for a reply or really this autistic falling for ancient pasta.
>>746101584
Found the shillary cuck
>>746094512
i seen this one for years now
it always makes me kek how imbecile he is
anyone know if hes killl,
or full story¿
>>746102991
Or maybe he baits people by replying to people who baits with ancient pasta.
>>746098246
fuck off
>>746098734
hehehehehehehehe 9/11 ehehehhehehehehehehhehehehe
>>746100715
also how they dont even flinch when that car gets within a foot of them
>>746098634
Did that nigga just throw a knife into dude's neck? What
>>746105482
whoever runs a video.exe and confirms the whole thing kind of deserves it
>>746094512
What the fuck did he THINK was going to happen?...
Obviously Asians being smarter than the rest of us is only a meme.
>>746097406
Asians are retarded... three people literally just stood there like deer in headlights waiting on their deaths. I see why they try to abort all their female fetuses now.
>>746105814
This one looks like a indonesian or a philipino. Those are litteraly niggers to the most cultured asians (Japs)
>>746099599
How fucking oblivious can you be, really?
>>746106135
>an
>>746105045
Yes. That's how elevators work.. They sit there on every floor with the door closed until they feel like opening and then allow you to get in. LIFE HACK: kick in the door and walk right in.
What a fucking tard.
>>746097406
Gouranga!!
>>746105814
Well flaming shots you can put it in your mouth and the flame gets put out by lack of oxygen before it burns you
Flaming glass... Not so much
>>746106235
>>746106076
Thats not how you do it, lady.
This is now an elevator rekt thread.
>>746105482
Where is the program from? Want to fuck around with russian hacker
>>746106349
Right-- I've taken flaming shots but usually its something like 151 that burns with a small blue flame barely over the surface.
If someone handed me something that looked like that to put in my mouth I would definitely not even entertain the idea.
Should have let that guy burn that's how we weed out the stupid people.
>>746098433
guess he got a little wrapped up in his work there
>>746106390
Didn't this get a darwin award?
>>746106458
>they were falling for 3 minutes? Jesus.
>>746106135
Filipinos are dumb yeah but this kind of dumb shit is for the Thai's
>>746106714
I wonder if they were still fighting the whole time they were falling like in the cartoons.
>>746098734
He didn't see it coming
>>746094512
Clearly fake, is everyone here commenting on it retarded or did I just take the bait?
>>746106719
Yeah, on a second thought he does looks Thai.
With half of the population working in brothels, some countries are just hopeless...
>>746098433
Heard about this one. He was all over the newspapers.
>>746094512
His poor 3 inches....stupid gook. How will he fuck now?
>>746108618
Gtfo, you sick motherfucker
>>746098734
Is the car purposely trying to hit that innocent person walking on the street
>>746109169
and...?
bump
>>746108792
>is in a rekt thread
>calling people sick
>>746109994
Are you stupid or something? That was the... never mind
>>746109302
AAAH THE EDGE ITS CUTTING ME
>>746108618
Mods!
>>746098433
"Dont touch this"
"What this?"
"Yeah dont touch tha-"
>>746110280
this is my type of rekt :3
>>746100715
Possibly blacked out.
>>746103946
yeah man its not like you can see the machete in his hand
>>746105895
They failed their perception check and were flatfooted for the surprise round.
>>746110063
this is ylyl
>>746110657
What a faggot
>>746098246
stale pasta
>>746106076
She just got seriously winded, maybe broke several bones, and then had to wait there for several minutes before someone could scoop her up, call her a retard, and drive her to the hospital.
>>746097406
TRIPLEKILL!!!
>>746110576
so satisfying....
>>746105045
why are foreigners so ducking mongoletic
>>746111493
What happened after that? Any source?
>>746098330
im banned last week wtf mods
>>746111675
lit
>>746106714
I guess the camera's clocks were not syncronized or something
>>746110576
Holy fuck satisfying as hell
Usually they end to quick but this was great
>>746112013
neither was their landing
>>746112144
Story?
>>746110576
The massive strength difference between faggot and bus driver. Satisfying.
>>746110576
>the driver leads the kid off the bus
>pulls him back for one final punch
is this the most satisfying .webm on the internet?
>>746112336
dumbass let's his domestic pet run around anext area where wild animals lurk
>>746106481
>>746105045
Why the hell is this a recurring thing?! Do they not understand gravity?
>>746112499
>Do they not understand gravity?
No, they do not.
>>746112336
felidaes are the worst piece of shit in the world after hornets and arachnids.
>>746105895
No, you can clearly see them tense both ways before the car hits. The DRIVER is retarded for not swerving 3 feet one way or the other.
>>746112499
Suicide by elevator.
>>746095025
i watched my wife do this without flinching like it was completely normal while we were drinking together in my garage one night. I'm sure my face said it all, but she didn't even address it, just had another shot. I was so fucking proud.
>>746112499
because suicidal behaviour is quite the common thing in the world.
>>746105045
>>746106390
>>746106458
>>746106481
Asian people are so fucking retarded
>>746111675
I am NEVER going to a restaurant that cooks the food infront of me ever again after seeing this, jesus.
>>746112793
>>746112543
It is easier to die if you fall from a great height in a place difficult to access with lots of hazards. And it's less dangerous for other people than jumping from the top of a building.
You're the retarded one.
>>746112910
>you're the retarded one
But at least I know how a elevator works.
>>746099620
Oddly satisfying to watch. I would imagine it would feel really good to get that out
>>746112910
>you're the retarded one
apparently not as retarded as you, seeing as he didnt jump down a elevator shaft
>>746094512
>rekt
>ylyl
pick one
>>746112488
>checked
Should call the gif Karmaception
>>746098246
I'm eating biscuits not cheetoes, but is true that I should be careful with my shirt, I have some on it now...
>>746113289
I got a metal one under the nail like that. It was much smaller and believe me it's nowhere near satisfying.
>>746110063
What the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK DID HE ACCOMPLISH THERE! WHAT WAS HIS GOAL!
>>746111571
True, also maybe a few scrapes from the underside of the train.
>>746113973
he fooled himself is all, it's pretty self explanatory.
>>746099443
damn, that old dude got fucking rekt
bump
>>746110400
Idiot.
>>746098246
that's it
*draws blade*
>>746107495
>>746113973
>being a nigger
>>746110576
Heh. They have weight classes for a reason.
Stay in your weight class
>>746110576
>>746111493
>Speed 3
>>746097406
God yes
>>746098246
Dude this isn't even that bad we're on 4chan it could get allot worse
>>746111493
need explanation please
>>746115203
Flip reverse troll. Try harder.
>>746112488
who wins here?
motorbike man provoked it (illegal) but then you could make a case for the car man committing attempted manslaughter .
>>746098433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
>>746115602
>>746111855
13 injured, 185 dead by eternal bleeding
>>746103946
Mr. Black with the lead pipe at Tyrone's Corner Store.
>>746106480
>implying you'd even know where to start
>>746107760
Somebody went to the Prometheus school of running away from things
>>746115730
>eternal
>>746115602
>>746106076
anormaldayinpooland.jpg
>>746098246
pizza pasta, put it in a box
>>746110576
Not calling it "Dadhands"
>>746108567
story?
>>746110576
honestly wish this ended with the lanky fag getting killed
>>746115820
they should use less bouncy bullets next time
>>746112830
Yup. There's a reason they were the only customers in the joint.
>>746108567
'merica
>>746111675
As in get devoured by an escalator?
>>746098734
So THAT'S how it happened! TIL kek
>>746110063
failing this bad as a nigger, lost.
>>746115927
That's not Polan... oh.
>>746111493
driver doesn't know how to break?
>>746115927
>anormal day in pooland
kys faggot
>>746108451
Put his dickin the in the wrong hole
>>746099443
>>746115730
I thought it released nerve gas
>>746115591
The car was harassing them by inching towards him in his lane. The motorbike retaliated which then the car try to hit them but failed.
>>746107376
>>746098246
quality bait mate.
>>746112499
I suppose he's so fucked up on SOMETHING that he forgot its an elevator door he kicked in and just thought it was a normal door with normal everything on the other side.
>>746105045
Kekd at filename
>>746098246
Lol faggot
>>746105482
>completely wiped desktop
>recording the screen
Obviously he guy knows what's going on and is doing it for kicks.
>>746112488
>watch for motorcycles hurr durr
10/10 times that's an excuse for driving like an entitled little faggot. A fucking car flipped over and he kept driving away like the spineless pussy he is.
>>746118233
oh really??? good job Sherlock
>>746106714
>>746112013
>filename
>>746098246
I agree with this post regardless of whether or not its "pasta". How disturbed do you have to be to find another fellow human being's suffering funny? You pussies hide behind a computer screen and say shit you wouldn't have the balls to say to anyone in person. If you disagree, you're part of the problem..
>>746100497
what kind of fuck nigga puts parsley leaves on top of tomato sauce?
>>746108567
you will never be this free
>>746112336
>Leopards gonna Leop
>>746095025
fuuuuuuuuck how does that even happen
does that shit even grow back what the fuck
>>746115591
>>746117370
>car was negligently changing lanes without looking but, rather than driving defensively and slow down, motorcycle driver kicked the car. Car reacted poorly thinking she (obviously a woman) hit something. Failed to correct for the swerve and it snowballed from there.
>>746118142
Bitch wtf is this shitty thread
>>746117207
How? driver fall asleep?
>>746097406
when Malphite lands a 3 man ult on you
>>746107495
how to contract 3 million diseases at once
>>746118142
Impressive brakes.
>>746118330
Not 10/10 times.
There's plenty of rekt videos of people just turning right in front of bikes. That's really what the "watch" part is about.
>>746114159
Omg laughed my fucking bag off at this image. Don’t even know why?
>>746118546
>is suffering from being retarded
I'm laughing at you right now, faggot.
>>746118233
He is running it in vmware lmao
>>746120061
>filename
lost
>>746118142
Some people just don't care for common sense. Womyn driver in Russia most surely.
>>746120041
Goddamn, that one was evil. I actually thought it was a joke, and then in the last second they get wiped out, lol.
>>746120307
>Hit in the dick by a fish
Fucking lost.
Thanks man I needed a good laugh
>>746120106
arent those things like tiny welding rods with cheaper shit thrown in the mix
>>746097406
why the fuck can't Asians drive worth shit? is there a scientific reason why?
>>746121062
I actually think it's fuse wire for fireworks.
>>746115820
and why didn't that kill him?
>>746121501
wow....they all die?!?
>>746121719
im sure a few lived with the parachutes and all
>>746121719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p6hqMnsLFY
>>746120307
brutal.
>>746106076
if i cant see the train, the train can't see me
women...
>>746115450
Looks like the guy put his foot on the gad pedal. Could have just turn off the engine though.
>>746121719
Nobody died actually
>>746121313
Tracer ammuniton
>>746098425
You must have severe fucking down syndrome. Fuck yourself you piece of fucking scum
>>746099620
what is soap and water?
>>746119133
>u meant Poppy
>>746122826
right, but this must be fake, bullets just don't bounce off of people.
>>746123060
tracer
out of the effective range
lucky bastard
>>746115957
www DOT chicoer.com/general-news/20151210/paradise-officer-wont-face-charges-for-shooting-dui-suspect
>>746098750
>>746098622
especially not since it's clearly connected to wi-fi
>>746112793
I thought they were honorary whites?
This is the most tame rekt thread I've seen on here in awhile. Step your game up fags
>>746098246
>You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this?
Pretty much
>>746098246
bite
>>746099373
Underrated
>>746111493
>When the bus misses your stop at the yearly Chinese dog festival.
>>746108618
HAHAHAHA
>>746120014
You're dumber than mud. The exe loaded vmware
>>746105045
>>746106390
>>746106481
fucking chinks are so stupid
>>746106838
like gandalf and the balrog
>>746110063
>>746106390
Why is everything there made out of cardboard?
>>746107760
A Rube Goldberg machine for hat removal, neat.
>>746108618
>heard
>newspaper
a talking newspaper? i guess it's called news radio. loser.
>>746110063
>Ay, fuck yo' house den
>>746112499
no do they not.
i'm asian from asia
>>746100715
i often read replies before watching vids and i thought you were exaggerating but by god... friend gets splatted and eventually she thinks, hmm my friend is quiet. wonder why
>>746121062
>>746121183
its a sparkle stick. if you duct tape a bunch of them together you can make a small bomb
>>746111493
"Pass the controller bro"
>>746120331
this happened to me once, but the deer shat all over my car.
>>746106076
The public on the platform was cheering like at the Tour de France.
>>746111571
Are you fuckin stupid? She is obviously dead just by the force of that hit
>>746120307
Should have jumped the shark
>>746111493
hey, its supposed to be my turn now. let me drive daddy..
what the fuck was even going on?
