YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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YLYL
i eat ass #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN
>>746086968
Holy cringe! O_O
>>746088103
some jealous antifa musta made dis
>>746087113
Jesus and I thought I had it bad
>>746088400
You can always tell the people with no sense of humor,
because they can't tell the difference between a joke and randomness.
>>746088600
But his eyes tho
Did you see his goddamn eyes
If you didn't chuckle, please take a break from four chin
>>746087552
haha
>>746084844
fucking dead.
>>746086768
Fun fact: the man on the right is a famous French actor named Gerard Depardieu and he and Robert De Niro were in a scene in which one girl gave them both an unsimulated handjob at the same time
>>746086180
Topkek
>>746087113
There's no way that man didn't get cucked.
>>746089163
"Oh hey, my bad dude"
"Why are you looking at this one? The sequel is obviously better"
>>746088626
I fucking died
>>746086768
wut ? Why Depardieu ? lulz..
>>746087793
I don't get it
>>746089131
So Sam Hyde was gangraped by Negros at age 14 and then MDE was born?
>>746084844
Why is she wearing shooting glasses in a chemistry lab burning the shit out of her hands and ruining an old motherboard? What the fuck is she even soldering? It looks like she's gonna melt a bit of the PCI slot. And no woman in stem wears a shirt like that if they're not giving a presentation or teaching a class. Also, electronics work wearing a ring? Bitch, please!
>>746084844
https://youtu.be/hBlbLgl5WDs?t=2m49s
>>746089537
>Why Depardieu ?
Becaue he famously became a Russian claiming it was better there.
>>746089208
>the man on the right is a famous French actor named Gerard Depardieu
No shit Sherlock?
>>746089249
I don't get it
>>746090946
The father asks if porn channels are disabled on the tv, so his kids can't watch.
The receptionist thought that he asked if their porn channel shows people with disabilities fucking each other.
>>746084844
id laugh if that wasnt photoshopped
>>746089358
This
>>746091266
I bet you always check twice if the oven is off and the front door locked, correct?
Never stepping on uneven tiles?
Symetrical license numbers hightlight of your day?
>>746091377
pleb
bump
>>746091727
Not exactly sure what you are trying point out. If you want to get a room, be clear about it.
>>746091727
Give the man a break, he actually bothered to explain a joke to help the other out. Something that all bros should strive for
https://youtu.be/qQ6ZoEFXBJE
>>746091795
>so good
>can't tell if actual quote or not
>>746091377
ree
>>746086968
Incest is life, incest is love.
>>746091727
He was responding to someone who "didn't get it".
Why act a cunt?
>>746088103
Daughter fucking is nothing wrong plenty of daughters to fuck not necessarily your own
>>746091450
then you better get laughing boy, youre in one
don't click on this. and yes, ive already reported him to PETA
>>746092167
LIES ALL LIES
>>746092167
inb4 100 idiots spamming up our shit because herpa derpa
>>746090637
thatsthejoke.tar.gz
>>746091266
thank you anon, I laughed my ass off when I saw the meme again
>>746088983
Fucking lost it
>>746091377
You fat cunt
>>746091795
rogan has some decent moments, but his guests are certainly what anyone comes for
sure is reddit in here
>>746091727
holy shit are you retarded?
>>746088400
You put effort into this.
That scares me.
>>746093084
It's a ylyl thread. It couldn't be anything but Reddit in here.
>>746088939
Haha
>>746089537
Oh, for that... Well he is someone, for sure ^^
>>746084844
This needs to be a thing
>subtle ylyl
>girls pretending to be smart
>ylyl when you see the context
>>746087445
seriously...
>>746089289
lost
>>746089049
That gets a solid x to the D from me
>>746089289
Yeah
>that's purty gud
>>746084844
>>746089223
underrated
>>746089358
Yes
>>746089266
Thank you for this
>>746093263
>>746093084
Well hello then reddit isers
>>746092109
Subscribe and join the fat cunt club
>>746092167
Gay
>>746091266
Err no thats not it, it's basically that the dad asks if the porn is disabled and receptionists thinks he's a fucking normie so he tells him he's a sick fuck for not liking porn
>>746087793
President Trump will get a proper carrier named after him.
>>746088983
I'll have a beer with that anon
>>746087113
No fucking way its that small
>>746093851
No you fucking idiot he said "regular porn" for a reason
>>746093869
you bet...
>>746092536
Kek
>>746093953
\How stupid are you, it's obviously porn in general
>>746093851
I didnt even no someone could miss the point that hard.
>>746086768
Tyпыe aмepикaнцы нe cмeкнyть вcю иpoнию этoй кapтинки. Дeпepдъe yeхaл в Poccию нa пocтoяннoe мecтo житeльcтвa, a этo кapтинкa изoбpaжaeт 80% poccии. Cлaвa Укpaинe.
>>746084844
Great now that motherboard can only process 2/3rds of expected performance
>>746094034
you must star in disabled porn cuz you're a tard
>>746084844
she gonna burn her fingers...
>>746084844
>not using the other hand to hold the motherboard
i am dissapoint
>>746094034
Lmfao
>>746093987
Trump is hugely popular in the military. Yugely poular even,
>>746091377
lost it tho
>>746092861
kek'd so god damn hard
>>746093851
autist spotted
>>746091377
you cant do that :(
>>746094215
really ? I'm not from USA
Might be retarded but, in private do you think US army would agree if he decided to go for North Korea ?
>>746092861
Its funnier when you imagine spongebob fucking a mongoloid
>>746088312
>>746094450
Of course the us army would agree, they'd have to since he is our prezzy
>>746094101
stop acting as if you were russian
>>746091377
Nigg
>>746092167
Buttfuck
>>746094513
I mean, technically they could all refuse their orders but that would mean court marshaling the entire army
>>746088103
would sell out in inbred yank land
>>746089163
I always chuckle at this one
>oh hey man, dont mind me, just doing those reports
>no you're not it says teen anal compilation 12 right there
>>746094513
Well, I didn't mean like that, more hum... in private, in the white house, would they agree with him if he decided to go for a war ?
im going to dump some ylyl bc this thread is starting to bitch about trump and thats bad
>>746094450
Do you disagree that North Korea must be annihilated?
That would seem a queer position.
>>746094089
its easier when you're trying to miss
>>746094824
It's Congress that decides whether or not we declare war. Not the president. All the president can do is screech autistically until the other country declares war, which NK already declared war on us.
>>746094824
Well I don't think they would agree with him doing it now because I think if we could then we would have bombed the shit out of north Korea by now
>>746091377
Come on man!
>>746092167
Fuck you
>>746095016
I LOST LMFAOOO
Anyone got that video of the Africans pulling up to a white persons house and a fat guy runs out with a gun?
>>746094454
When white people are gone, who is going to be the scapegoat for all of liberal's perceived world problems?
>>746087113
it is the pussy after the fat baby had to go through...
>>746094896
Here is a Trident MIRV missile test firing from 1987. After 30 years, the power of this weapon has not even been remotely approached by any potential adversaries.
Beijing first, then Pyongyang.
>>746094929
Not familiar with the history of the War Powers Act, eh?
>>746094962
So, the army's leaders would rather dissuade him if he pushed for war ?
>>746094929
I was rather talking about "corridors noises" I don't know if you have this expression however
Thanks for the answers, and again sorry for my english..
>>746088890
Has THIS ever happened TO YOU?
>>746091377
Fucker
>>746094969
Oh lord ROFL
>>746093815
If you leave it for a couple days and then open up the peel, is it all brown inside like a proper banana?
>>746093869
Sure whatever you say Ivan
>>746095367
No, because I'm a man and know not to full force hit drywall with a hammer.
>>746094881
My hero
>>746094896
I just think nuclear warfare is, well, not a mild business.
And the financial sphere is always fragile at a global level.
Oh and I got nothing against North Koreans peasants.
And I feel like South K. and Japan could suffer from this
etc etc
>>746095467
>My Cherry Crush
>>746095467
I have so many questions
>>746091377
Where's Half-Life 3?
>>746095350
Such an inefficient design
>SR71 Blackbird uses the shockwave of breaking the sound barrier to produce ~80% of its thrust
>>746095242
Fuckwit
>>746095559
every time
>>746089208
what the fuck is an unsimulated handjob?
>>746094843
Hit kind of close to home. It is a major perk.
>>746095467
I find more entertainment just looking at the clusterfuck that is his browser.
>>746095649
Is this your first day speaking English?
>>746095649
I suppose it was really their dicks and not realistic dildos.
>>746094824
Significant civilian casualties must be expected in the northern areas of South Korea during the opening phase of the conflict.
However DPRK front-line batteries are quite well targeted; 70% will likely be eliminated within 24 hours of the commencement of open hostilities.
>>746088983
went right over her head. amazing.
>>746095449
Well, here's the REVOLUTIONARY NEW INVENTION developed by NASA scientists. INTRODUCING the new Hammer 2.0. It slices, it dices, it juliennes fries. And if you call in the NEXT TEN MINUTES, we'll send you TWO Hammer 2.0s for the same price. All you do it pay the shipping and handling. And the next 50 callers will receive a free gift. An apple corer for you to keep. Call now.
>>746092072
Chuckled. Something about someone not giving a fuck about semantics for the joke gets me good.
>>746093869
One day people will serve on a USS Barrack H. Obama
>>746093851
lost
>>746091377
This post I am posting now shall forever negate any future "mother will die posts". This is not immunity; This is invincibility. Enjoy your newfound freedom, friends.
>>746095181
the other richest majority, asians. As in doctors etc.
It will end when everyone lives in poverty
>>746092167
This post I am posting now negates all "mother will die" posts, and any other posts threatening family, pets, etc. This is not just immunity; It's invincibility. Enjoy your newfound freedom, friends.
>>746095634
Of course the Chinese really control the DPRK, but it is not likely they will flood troops to the south as in 1950 - too much cannon fodder.
However for the Americans, control of the Yalu River is paramount - the battlefield must be sealed from further commie succor.
>>746093402
It's called "when you see it" welcome to 2007 friend.
>>746095242
You know that Trident does not prevent retaliation, right?
>>746093382
hehe
>>746095906
pls stop before you bring the shitted community
>>746089131
Fucking kek my dude
>>746095591
Like
>>746093815
Dude I'm too high for Neil degrease Tyson talk
>>746095797
>>746096026
In South Korea, commie rear guard sabotage should be expected but is unlikely to pose a significant logistic challenge to the flow of US materiel to the Yalu River region.
>>746094896
I recommend some sniper team sneaks into NK and takes out the dear leader.
>>746094454
I'm glad the important parts are highlighted, i would have hated to read through that whole thing to understand the entire story.
>>746096153
There are all kinds of retaliation friend.
>>746086968
Nice shop
>>746096257
This was supposed to be for
>>746095432
This
I'm still high
>>746096281
You really think he controls anything? He's a puppet of the regime
Guys, we got a big discord porn server with plenty of channels, even loli/shota and way more, so feel free to check it out!
We also got a few games channel, similar to /b's type of game: dice roll game, pick one, what would u do, dare game... :)
discord.
gg/
pbakQz3
>>746092167
wut
>>746095797
>24 hours
More like an hour. Seoul would be obliterated just from conventional weapons. There isn't really a military solution that doesn't involve millions dying.
>>746095649
two seconds of an actress fondling with their dicks then one second of de niro grabbing Depardieu's junk
C'est tout
>>746091377
U gay
>>746088312
More like 2000 word rant about how it's white people's moral duty to help and be glad they get to
>>746096186
ask and ye shall receive, faggot
JET STREAM BOYZZZ
>>746091377
wot
>>746092167
hey, thats the grin from payday 2!
>>746092167
gtfo
>>746091967
I think the question is supposed to be "you know who's beautiful?"
>>746089131
Is his t-shirt a promo of the rape that was about to happen?
>>746092167
No they'd won't
>>746090637
Also man hands
>>746092109
Classic
>>746096505
>ask and ye shall receive, faggot
What I've done
>>746084844
I had a pacemaker installed apparently so they could record my vocal cords. It's since been abused by many to play my voice outside of buildings other than my own and also been recorded for malicious intent. I see no actual benefits to them because there are medications that easily replace them.
>>746096368
>Fuck off shill.
So the new Korean War will pose two massive logistical problems:
1. Civilian evacuation to the south.
2. Materiel delivery to the north.
Two one-way ("Red Ball') truck corridors will be implemented to facilitate movement.
>>746096335
that's legit. learn to image search, numbfuck.
>>746095448
My negro.
>>746096735
>because shopped images won't return results
bumblefuck
>>746096390
>millions dying
Highly unlikely in a US first strike scenario. Interesting counter-battery defensive measures have been on The Parallel for a few years now.
>>746091795
Seen this a couple of times. Don't know who this guy is. Can someone explain the joke?
>>746096813
your bait is no good. keep at it. little guy.
>>746096184
hoho
>>746087113
-"Is it in yet?"
That baby while being raped by his father.
>>746093394
Is the joke that you got the watch or the kids?
>>746096950
jesus fucking christ kek of keks
you done good anon. you done good.
surprising lack of banana
i find it really really funny
On
Sale
Now!!
>>746096913
Woof
>>746093936
Lost at "Im fucking blind"
>>746094215
That's a good point. I forgot that we name our carriers by a vote of enlisted whites.
>>746095624
This was a glorious design.
After every flight the titanium shell warped from heat, so the mechanics (after it cooled down) needed to flatten all it's surfaces with small hammers.
>>746088600
fucking this. it's randomness and goofy voices lol so fucking funny!!!!onetwo@
i seriously want to know how we can better educate the population about what is and is not a joke. but this is why we need aggressive free speech protections because authoritarian PC fags would rather just say no jokes allowed.
>>746096890
Decapitation for political effect is critical, so the Head Commie (pic related) has to be the first to go.
>>746094450
1. Doesn't work that way. Military trains you to follow orders. You can argue about quality of life, tactics, strategy. But I never hear guys saying "I can't believe I'm in this unjust war" or something.
2. A lot of Americans would have no problem taking out Korea. If there's a chance they'll nukebus shoot first and ask questions later
>>746097223
Here's the Head Commie
>>746096899
dont know but i think hes some minor celebrity who got famous for feeding drugs to a chimp which then went bonkers and tore a womans face off
>>746094157
the only person who has used a soldering iron while everyone else missed it...
>>746092167
lol peta will prob take the dog and actually kill it, after months of abuse.
>>746096364
But would weaken them. Does he have an heir?
>>746094215
so im in the navy and this applies to every single politician that has said theyre going to raise military pay even once.
>>746094929
>believing the government follows the constitution
>>746094450
when we swore in, we have swore to protect and follow the orders AND defend the president of the united states, so it'd be treason.
>>746095181
Uh white people? They created a pervasive legacy of systemic racism before they left for kolob. It's basically enshrined in the so called constitution
>>746093851
lost
>>746091377
Fuck you nigger
>>746091891
>>746091900
>>746093231
>>746092012
samefag
also sometimes it's more rewarding to figure something out yourself. it's obviously a play on words, so just think about it for a second. i swear people are getting dumber because no one thinks for themselves any more and just want everything explained to them. theres no reason not to discourage that behavior on 4chan.
You fags post stuff that gets reposted everyday.
>>746095367
No because I don't live in the US and our houses are not build out of cardboards and breakfast cereals.
>>746093936
fuck off to reddit
>>746097283
Chinese would probably want to deal with nork. There is a massive market in sork, and their attachment to nork is making money flow slower.
There is nothing to gain for china by keeping nork alive other then face. I bet they are scheeming behind the scenes to make nork collapse from the inside, without any us intervention, where china come in to "save" nork.
no matter what they would do, establish a protectorate, annex them, or whatever, it would be improvement
>>746097351
>im in the navy
Hope you're ready to murder commies by the bushel. Once we do that, muslim radicals - without their chief sponsors - will be easy to handle
>>746091377
Dann
>>746097341
If by "weaken" you mean "shit may stay flying out to the south and on Japan"
He has children. They are very young but he is a puppet anyway and there's official propaganda about what he and his father already achieved when very young so they may just put the child in the seat anyway.
>>746091377
fuck you gaben
>>746087113
I just gave in honestly.
>>746093936
eh I take it back, its alright
>>746091377
;l ; cunt
>>746097643
Are you implying that North Korea sponsors Muslim radicals?
Or is it China?
Or are you so far behind the times that you think that Russia is still communist?
>>746091377
knew it
>>746087445
Is that linus?
>>746087617
L E W D
>>746097643
The chief sponsor of Muslim radicals are countries buying Middle East oil. Which one would be the largest, I wonder? It's name begins with United and ends with States of America.
>>746092167
CUNT
https://youtu.be/GZ-LoLIYa4A
/b/ I'm gonna need some help here.
Is my plant ready to be harvested?
>>746092167
wat
>>746097627
I don't understand. That's not Seth Rogan, another rogan? Does he have a YouTube channel where he shills pseudo science? You've explained nothing
>>746094843
I dont think youre counting the drama that goes on inside your head from lack of human interaction. ecks dee
>>746097765
Jews sponsor communism, capitalism, and Muslim radicals. It's all part of their plan to promote that status quo so they can work to undermine us. New world order is coming and then our whole way of life disappears
>>746091377
Fuck you nigger
>>746092167
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>746098204
Is this an ad on my 4chan?!?!
>>746097522
Kek
>>746092167
>:(
>>746095906
How the fuck was this photo taken?
>>746091377
Fuk
>>746098590
>what is photoshop
>>746098028
Let's see a zoomed out picture.
>>746088983
I lose every fucking time
>>746091377
"that's is"
>>746097163
Didn‘t it expand/shrink several feet during every flight?
