Caught 5 mice, one almost got away and got fucked up then later died from blood loss.
What does /b/ think I should do with these things?
They've passed me off tremendously by keeping me awake at night for the past two weeks and I broke thier hind legs with plyers so they can't jump as high to try and get out.
So far I've been trying to keep the bucket clean but they shit and piss all over each other instead of picking a side to do their business. I'm thinking I might try to train them but they're field mice so it probably won't work.
The fat mouse is definitely gonna die, he's the squeekiest and had given me much more trouble than the rest.
If dubs you nurture them back to full health and the release them
>>746079740
nut all over them
Arumpabumpbump
>>746079740
Kill them or let them go you sadist
Microwave at least one.
Tweet a pic to PETA
Bite one's head off and swallow. Raw.
Suffocate the fat one in shit. Your shit
>>746080021
kek
>>746079740
Cut off all limbs of fat one and post pics. Drown the rest in piss.
get a pet snake, raise a small mouse community that every week must sacrifice one of their own to appease the scaled one or their crops will face a 10 year famine
>>746080100
Nice dubs, also would love to see that.
>>746080172
Maximum kek
>>746080166
Or vid if you know how to make webms or link vid.
Cut off all their legs with shears or something. Cut off their tails too and they can be your pet nuggets.
>>746079883
Got a couple more traps set too, I'd let them outside but they would just freeze to death by the time they're healed (canadafag) so I feel that option isn't viable.
These little bastards are all make and have tiny penises lol at first I thought it was logs of shot but then realized they weren't, I've just been poking them with a stick to see how much I can get them to squeal.
Have any of these ideas sparked your interest OP?
>>746080351
Male*
>>746080166
Maybe, I don't want them to die, they don't deserve to get off that easy. >>746080172
I like this idea, I'd have to catch a female but even then these fucks don't breed with their own family (as far as I know).
I fucked this pic up cuz fatty likes to freak out, ill try to get another of him being still
>>746080435
Yeah but it's things I've already thought of doing, trying to come up with new and funny ideas. I don't want these mice to leave this bucket alive, I've been studying their behaviour and how they live together, these bastards are rather smart and I'd like to do a science experiment with them lol
>>746080744
You can keep them alive after cutting the limbs off by burning the stumps with a lighter or something.
I'm guessing you used to wet the bed well past the appropriate age. Congrats on winning the genetic sociopath lottery, hope you don't kill me when you finally snap!
>>746081137
what is the wetting the bed thing? is that common?
>>746080926
You could but it's have to be like one leg at a time, I put one into shock by burning him with a lighter on his one arm and he just rolled over and had his last breaths while I was poking him with a needle.
I think I'll try with fatty though, he's pissing me off
>>746080744
>>746080172
Yes, breed them, bring in outside mice if you must but make generations of mice suffer for the sins of theur parents.
>>746080744
they're just mice you dumb ass. They aren't doing anything to spite you. They are just doing what mice do. Just like what edgy faggots like you do: have a god complex and bully things weaker than themselves because you have a small cock. Pathetic.
Dude just kill them. Hit 'em with a hammer or something.
Kick them as far as you can
Fire
honestly anyone in here who is suggesting op harm these harmless creatures and OP for being the lonely small cocked faggot he is for feeling the need to bully and torture defenseless animals
kys you broke retards lol
>>746081295
Give me one second, I'm cutting fatties leg off just for you lol
>>746079740
>What does /b/ think I should do with these things?
Seek professional help before you become a serial killer.
Put one in the microwave. Post results.
OP do us a favor and just kill yourself when you finally snap. Don't take anyone else out with you.
>>746081227
oh some handy tips btw op, fofmer snake owner. grab them by the tail and flick them at the base of the skull srmi hard but not too hard to knock them out. you know, for reasons
Tie the lightest ones tail to a balloon. Send to outer space.
Never forget space toad.
Bottle rocket up ones asshole and light it.
>>746081564
Harmless until they carry black pest
Op, you're a faggot.
Build them a gas chamber
If singles, dubs, or trips kill yourself
>>746081893
If quads put your dick in a mouse trap
>>746081295
Here you go, his fat little leg
>>746081984
Damnit, I meant to say if 1984 put your dick in a mouse trap.
>>746082029
Quads get
Yep he's about to start bleeding like crazy
Well time for quads
Now quads >>746082052
>>746081699
Yeah I've been doing that, either that or I'll grab them on the back of the neck like a cat and they can't do anything.
>>746079740
Sage
>>746081755
Ugh, nigger pest is the fuckin worst
suck the mices dicks
>check em
>>746082101
Oh jeez, is mousey gonna be okay?
>>746082866
>>746082101
Boil one in piss
>>746082866
SHEEEEEITTTT
>>746082973
He'll be fine, he's fat enough to handle it.
Might pull the small ones dick off with plyers then sleep deprive them for a while to see how they like it
>>746083165
Did you close the wound?
>>746082866
do it faggot
>>746083262
Nah but he's actually not bleeding as much as I thought he would. Don't want to get my hands too close to get bit, these little bitches carry diseases
you're going to hell for this :(
You're fucking sick dude
You're a piece of shit bro. You're a piece of shit. Those mice didn't know they were disturbing you. They're just fucking mice trying to live their lives. You're a fucking piece of shit bully.
You broke their legs and expect them to "pick a side to do their business?" When it hurts just to walk around?
Man fuck you. I hope you get cancer and die. And then when you're laying in a hospital bed close to death, I hope someone comes in and breaks your fucking legs.
SUCK THE MOUSE COCK OP YOU COWARD
>>746083708
M'lady
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYbru-MPO1xjes4FVn61JUQ
Go nuts OP
>>746081214
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macdonald_triad
KYS OP
a) Op is a sadistic stain on humanity. Fuck you cunt, seek therapy.
b) I vote that Op shaves them and paints them assorted eye-bleeding colors not found in nature.
c) What the fuck are we supposed to do with mice with broken legs? Now your stuck with them you god damn retard.
>>746083708
>>746083553
>>746083667
Tell me something I don't already know
Here's his little stump, maybe I ought to Cauterize it but the other mice have been cleaning it for him and consoling him so I suspect he'll live.
My camera is shit quality
>>746081564
This
OP should kill himself
>>746079740
Kill them or kill yourself retard
Good thread. Looks like gen z is showing its true colors. Fuckin cucks
>>746084162
Lol that's the point, they were never meant to live through and escape this endeavor. They sure fucked up when they decided to come into my house and crawl on me while I'm sleeping in bed, now look who's having the last laugh. These bastards know exactly what they're doing and even try to play hide and seek. But regardless, they're my toys now
Boil water and drop small ammounts on the rodents. Microwave one. Please record.
Leave the corpses on a your neighbor's porch.
>>746084620
Reroll
>>746084680
Rerolllll
>>746080021
this
kill them so they don’t suffer anymore, then kill yourself.
Cum on them over the course of a week and send pics. Keep em alive doe
>>746084162
Also I like the paint idea, that's fairly funny so props for that. Might give them racing stripes then cut their legs off and see who wins in a race down the hallway lol even have an air horn and everything
>>746084800
For a bunch of edgelords, you faggots ure get triggered by pest rodents pretty bad. Pathetic
>>746084800
Wtf is wrong with you people?
Light the fat one on fire and post up the webm
>>746084948
OP is more pathetic.
Talk about gettin trolled
>>746084800
THIS
>>746084998
This is /b/ or have you forgotten
>>746083749
This.
>>746079740
how much money do u have
>>746084784
Bump. I hate the thought that I share this site with fucks like OP
>>746085079
It's so fucking specific though.
>>746085147
But shota, lolicon, incest and rekt threads are somewhat ok?
>>746079740
how much money do u have .
Put them out of their misery and then kill yourself.
>>746079740
how much money do u have ..
>>746079740
put them in a screen like basket, like the kind for draining noodles
put bleach and ammonia in the bucket below them
?????
profit
>>746080351
You should let them starve and see which one is left by eating the others. After you kill the fat one of course.
>tfw OP cut a mice's leg off cause anons cucked him so hard he needed to satisfy his power complex
>>746085232
It's just pictures. He's asking for someone to kizz over a living thing a actually torture it. Also lolis and shota fags are still cancerous.
>>746079740
how much money do u have ...
>>746085135
Get used to it sweetheart
>>746085108
Bout 100$
>>746084194
It really says a lot about you that you think that because the other mice are consoling him he's probably going to live. As if, if he were going to die, ah fuck making him feel better, he's going to die, there's no point.
>>746085333
what car do u drive
>>746079740
OP, which part of canada are you in so i can never meet you
>>746085147
>>746085312
So a guy who is currently torturing mouse is bad and you will vouce your opinion on it being wrong but won't do the same to a animal that has already been tortured and posted on /b/
Put one in the toaster. Post results.
>>746085428
YOU WANT ME TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME?!?!!?!
>>746084620
roll
>>746085544
I think you should find your nearest PETA centre than be on here
>>746084620
Another reroll
Lots of potential, please deliver OP
>>746085682
Need trips I would think
>>746081891
this
>>746085309
How so? All I read was a bunch of whining and a few actual responses to "what should I do with them?"
I mean, they're mice
Who gives a fuck? It's Not my problem if you have a problem with it lol
Someone needs to get screenshots of this thread for later, the story of The Mice Dicer begins
>>746084620
PLEASE KEK
GIVE ME DUBS SO THIS CAN HAPPEN HNNNNNNNG
>>746085766
Not a bad idea
>>746080100
Dubs demand
>>746086133
rip
>>746079994
reroll
Cut off your leg, sew it to fat mouse. Sew fat mouse leg to yourself.
>>746085766
OP the dubs have spoken,become hitler from MAUS
>>746086266
Fuck yeah winrar
Fill it half way with water then put a lid on it
>>746079740
if trips you eat them alive
>Get helium Balloons
>Tie to bucket until it flies
>???
>Profit
>get 2 liter of worst soda you have
>fill bottle all the way up minus a small line of air
>poke small hole in cap
> put a rat inside and watch results
>>746079740
Can you blind one with a red hot needle, just don't go too far and kill it tho.
>>746086611
Sounds fun
>>746086343
>>746086343
Ok then, ideas on what to create and what gas to use? Like I said before, I'm not really looking to kill them right away. I've got a 5 gallon container of 99% isopropyl alcohol that I could hang them over. The shit fucks my eyes and nose up every time i open it.
>>746086611
Btw since I got dub dubs what I meant by 'small line of air' is don't fill 2 liter to the cap, give like a sliver of space from top of bottle for mouse to breathe. Obviously put cap on bottle afterwards
>>746086170
But muh shrimp
>>746086611
That would kill them, as soon as the top of a mouses head gets underwater they stop swimming and drown. I killed two like that trying to wash them in water and i didnt even touch them.
>>746086712
Just microwave it.
>>746086903
and sticking it in a fucking microwave won't? Plus put it in head up so it'll still have air and will swim
Personally I use a have a heart trap, then I shoot them with a pellet gun
>>746086911
Like that idea also
>>746086650
Reeeeeeee rel
Come on op blind one of the fucks (pic with needle in eye
>>746086911
I have always been curious to see what happens to a live animal in a microwave, my roommate might be furious if he found me microwaving mice in his microwave lol
>>746086712
i was thinking some simple carbohidrite intoxication leaving blazed coal in a closed container
Also have u heard of rat torture?look it up ,lots of fun
>>746087181
Put them in a bag first and you should be good
>>746087181
They run around terrified at first, start dying of heat, finally their insides shut down and start heating up to the point of violent chef boyardee ravioli explosion.
>>746087181
they literaly explot
>>746087181
Put in Container and cover with plastic wrap.
No chance of any mouse juices hitting the microwave.
>>746087141
Fine, here goes nothing
I'll post another pic in a minute
I'll even try to pull his eye all the way out if I can
>>746087419
Put soap in the needle
>>746087419
Yes, thank you.
Maybe make one of these so you can save it once the ears dry out?
put some salt on the legless one
>>746087419
Please pour boiling water on one. Animals let out amazing screams to that stuff
OP you sick fuck have fun getting v&d
>>746087419
Forgot pic
>>746087419
dubs said microwave one
microwave one cunt
pierce the ear of the legless one and see if the others help him
>>746087612
>the tabs
kek
>>746087612
Gender fluid support
>>746087593
Megafagot
>>746079740
microwave them
space program one of them
>>746087772
yes
Pls make ear necklace, or bracelet.
He won't open his eye now
tape them together in a way like the human centiped
>>746079740
Pour lighter fuild on at least one of them and light it on fire. In honor of zippo cat
cum in my eye
Stick one in your ass
>>746087954
Try and pluck one out anon, just go in and a slight angle angle flick the needle.
Then feed to other mice
The needle is like Excalibur lol let that be a reminder to them
I'm willing to bet they will try to climb the needle towards the top and end up tearing open the dead mouse
>>746087612 cry about animal rights to FBI kek
Inplant magnets in them and stick the to the fridge.
>>746088147
I'm trying, they are submissive until they see the needle, lighter or plyers then they literally almost fucking convulse and squeal.
I'll keep trying though
>>746088247
how did you catch them? with cheese?
>>746087630
I got one just like that but with noses
Fill a cup with Drain Cleaner and drop one in and set the cup in the bucket and enjoy.
>>746088449
previos photos suggest he catched them with glue traps
>>746088404
Good man, don't forget to make afresh thread when this dies
>>746088247
Good job OP. Don't forget to put one in a bag or some kind of disposable container and microwave it.
>>746085766
Are they Jew mice?
>>746079740
mouse thinderdome
>two mice enter
>one mouse leaves
and make a Master-Blaster duo
>>746087181
wrap it in tinfoil first
>>746088489
Cool post pic
>>746080021
roll
>>746088782
roll
Pentas.
Tweet a pic of the next thing with trips to peta
>>746088247
Skin the first to die then glue the fur coat on one of the others.
8
>>746079740
Tape onto a light bulb then turn on light
Tape two back to back and see how they fair. Will they fight for control? Will one just take over? WILL THEY DO A FLIP?
>>746088449
Stick traps plus peanut butter, as soon as you catch one you have to take it off and clean the area then place a brand new trap. They make high pitch squeals that humans can't hear to communicate, they also can tell if another mouse is stressed out by the smell of thier urine so that's why you should clean up after every capture.
Either that or I sit with a broomstick and wait for them to pop out, then I slap them back and forth like a hockey puck till they're exhausted. Their vision is based on movement past a foot away from them so they actually have poor eyesight, thier hearing is what saved them most times.
So I've been blaring sonic anti mouse frequencies that is like nails on a chalk board to them
Microwave One already
>>746089077
This !!
>>746089077
>>746089143
Samefag
>>746089077
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN!!!
>>746088800
full house
kek
They will eat eachother
Throw them to crows or chickens if you have them
>>746089077
>>746089143
>>746089178
Major samefag
>>746087612
>/r/Y I F F
>>746089251
heh
Nail one of them on a cross, create a new religion OP !
>>746089251
Never go full retarded
>>746084194
Bread ain't gonna keep em alive
They need some peanut butter and daddies cummies
>>746079994
Rolling for this for sure
>>746089077
Army of two?
>>746089636
I've actually Fed them quite a bit today including peanut butter and granola. Gave them a chicken wing yesterday so I'd say they are well compensated for the torture they endure.
Get a few batteries, some wire, 2 nails and some saltwater and give them an electrolysis bath. (Pool of sodium hydroxide)
Put 2 in an ultra confined space so they have their bodies pressed against one another. Then put a lit match to one side of the box and watch them desperately fight for the cool side of the box.
>>746088871
>>746089874
Oh fuck, yes oooh yes, fucking do this
Cook the dead one and feed the others with it.
>>746089874
It produces chlorine as well, so you're also gassing them.
Cut one's head off then place it on a toothpick/stick to warn the others. Then blow your load on them. Whichever gets the most on it gets its head smashed with a hammer.
>>746089636
I will make a thread tomorow where I jerk off on them or shut in the bucket (guess who has to clean the shit though, as much as I'd like to do it it's not ideal)
It's 2 am here, time for a comfy nights sleep without hearing mice and having them all crawl on me pissing me off.
Before I go though, we should give these little fuckers names, ill even try to find some spray paint tomorrow and give them racing stripes
>>746090238
Cut the tail of one of them and call it goku
>>746089923
Good thinking, I was using a kitchen sink plug to put one of them into solitary confinement for a day where he barely had room to move.
I'll do that also tomorow, be on the lookout for my thread this time tomorow
If trips throw them off a cliff and upload a video.
>>746090393
Kek
>>746090238
Die in your sleep.
>>746090577
Fucking moralfag
>>746082101
The fuck
Karma is coming for you OP.
>>746090238
What time tommorow?
Also we're in the same time zone ig
Cut the dead ones head off and place it next to the live ones
>check'em
>>746091188
Pull out the fuckers spine too
>>746080021
This
>>746087612
>Acne removal surgery
>>746091188
I just noticed I got double dubs
>>746087612
wow we have the biggest cancerfag in our presence
>>746091477
Nice dubs, check mine too
>>746091530
Fuck, well I tried
>>746090238
OP nigger, inject a rat with somekind of liquid, extra points if is something visible
Anyone find out where OP lives?
>>746090993
Lol don't even begin with karma man, for the majority of my life I have been nothing but a good man, doing volunteer work and getting upset at people who abused animals. That time is gone now, whatever comes my way will be nothing new.
If you think I am heartless and a cruel psycho it's understandable given whats happening, but I do feel ducked up about what I'm doing, yet keep doing it. What does that tell You? You think I don't cry when God is crying and it pours freezing rain around me? I know perfectly well how wrong this is, only this time I'm taking a different path and only time will tell what happens.
>>746091849
nothing will happen, cause karma rarely takes things in order and "god" doesn't seems to exist, or he's a complete psychopath
>>746091849
I wouldn't worry about it, OP.
>>746091608
I have insulin, that would probably fuck them up good
>>746079740
If dubs this is a stupid question and you shove them up your ass. You knew the answer prior to the question.
>>746087612
So many newfriends reply to bait. Wow.
>>746079740
I would suggest you not inject one with anti-freeze to see if he turns into mighty mouse.
>>746092093
Of course I did, wanted to see what people on b would say. Typical waves of mixed reactions, got a few good ideas from it though and I'll be putting race stripes on these bitches cause it sounds funny as fuck
>>746081295
Fucking normie
>>746079740
Plz put one inside a socket then smash it into the wall and floor
>>746079740
thunder dome the rats and throw a blade in the bucket
>>746087612
Dude do you rly think fbi care about some rats ?
>>746092062
I like how you think
>>746092999
This is an old kind of meme, where we laugh at the tabs OP originally puts.
>>746092999
Stop being a fucking retard.