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Ask a girl anything
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>>746077943
How big is your dick?
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You too
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>>746077943
Where is your time stamp where are your tits?
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>>746078088
boi
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>>746077943
How do I know when a girl likes me?
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>>746077943
what does your poop taste like
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>>746077943
You best be proving your sex to us.
tits or GTFO
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Tits or gtfo +timestamp
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if guys get their gf to do their eyebrows are they a fag?
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fuck
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>>746078228
The way she looks at you, and if she actively shows interest in spending time with you
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How do i know if im love?
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>>746078303
I guess if u have a gf you arent a fag
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>>746078303
No tbh everyone needs nice eyebrows
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What are you doing in this place?
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>>746078347
There’s no real way to tell, I wish there was
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I wish I was a girl...
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Go out with me
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>>746078506
Its actually pretty awesome being a girl
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TITS OR GTFO
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>>746077943
do you have any tattoos, are they hot on you
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Why do girls talk about personal relationship shit with each other and gossip?
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>>746078609
not yet, I am planning on getting some tho
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What time is it?
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How can i find love? Does dick size matter? Is 5.1 inches ok?
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>>746078736
Because when something happens to us, it doesn’t really feel like it happens unless you share the info, because then no one knows it happened except you/ppl involved. Sharing that info is like talking about a girl you banged, it just feels like something noteworthy
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>>746078798
10:30 pm for me
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Timestamp
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>>746077943
Why u so dumb nigga?
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>>746077943
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>>746077943
what is a girl
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>>746078853
Love finds you, size isn’t what’s important, it’s how you use it, go in and slightly up. 5.1 is okay :)
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why are girls so fucking nuts? Why do they not realise how fucking easy they have it
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>>746078088
First post is best post
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>>746077943
Would you let me take you on a date
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>>746077943
Post tits or gtfo
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I have a penguin nose help
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>>746077943
tita or gtfo
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>>746078999
That’s complicated to answer
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>>746079117
Eww no like wtf
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>>746079044
Some things are easier for guys, some are easier for girls, it depends on the issue
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>>746078999
A useless bunch of bones skin and organs shaped around a vagina.
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How do I get laid with out getting into a relationship and also wihot catching STDs or procreating?
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>>746079117
OP didn’t say that, I would if I wasn’t already in a relationship
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>>746079280
Wai not
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>>746079326
Forget that loser. I'll blow your mind
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>>746079315
Go to a bar/craigslist/tinder. Use a condom dumb dumb
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>>746079117
Real op here, wouldnt even think about it, sorry but i would run away
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whats the best way to get a girl to have sex with you?
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>>746079405
No, what the best way to get a girl to love you?
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>>746079387
What do I say?
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>>746079463
Pay her
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>>746077943
where are your titties and timestamp

fuck anyone who asked anything else before said vindications were presented.
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>>746079339
You're objectively ugly like I'm surprised nobody has told you cause it's pretty fucking gross
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Tits or GTFO
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>>746079434
this
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>>746079117
Actual op over here the rest are fakes you look disgusting as fuck
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>>746079522
To love me?
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>>746077943
Is your pussy like...a second purse?
But like...technically your first purse?
Do you store things in it like your chapstick or batteries or eye liner or like one of those portable mirrors or a taser?
Did the idea for purses actually come from vaginas?
Do you think they should make ballistic knives like in Call Of Duty Black Ops but ones that are made so that women can insert them in their pussies and fire them by contracting their vaginal muscles?
If I jerk off all the time and feel nothing, why are you all such whiny bitches about killing fetuses?
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>>746079117
Ok actual op here, why havent you killed yourself yet? You look fucking pathetic
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Do girls fart?
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>>746079405
Tinder, craigslist, etc
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Trust, loyalty, humor
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>>746077943
>Ask a girl anything
Okay..
Do young women really care about a guy looking like some level of bodybuilder, or are you more interested in him being a decent human being, having a good personality, sense of humor, and so on? ..and no, I'm not saying he's the latter but is a fat neckbeard; I'm talking a 'normal' looking guy, physically, not fat, healthy, but not huge.
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>>746077943
As a 400 lb man....

Is it true that the "be yourself" and be nice and respectful to the girl BS true????
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>>746079756
I do not use my vagina as a purse, but I can’t speak on behalf of all pussy
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>>746079848
no of course not idiot
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>>746077943
Would you post picture of your breasts and a timestamp?
If not, would you get the fuck out?
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>>746079463
Answer me op
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>>746079971
Definitely decent human being. Tbh guys that are super muscular gross me out, and i prefer a guy that isn’t going to upstage me with his looks or body
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>>746080081
Should have known
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>>746079980
For the most part yes, however some girls are bitches and won’t pay attention to you for your weight, I don’t care about that. Guys who are heavier have a more likely chance to woo a girl with humor tho FYI
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I want a hug and she wants sex, wat do?
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>>746080124
Be respectful, make her smile and laugh
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>>746080253
Why not both
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>>746080291
But what if im not funny enough? What if i cant make her laugh?
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>allowmetopontificateforamoment.png
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>>746077943
Anal...want a guy to lube you real well then go easy, or courtesy spit then fuck you til you feel like you're breaking in half?
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OP here, also I’m not being rude to anyone in the comments so rude people are not me, I’m doing my best to be respectful to everyone. I’m not posting my tits or face but I shouldn’t leave you all in the dark. This is all I’m showing.
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She hurt me so much, why are girls so mean? I loved her and i gave her all i could
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>>746080245
Thanks :)

I am a super funny guy...make em laugh all the time... but then the "confidence" topic... I cant ever make the move :( any tips?
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>>746080345
Making a girl laugh is more than just natural, it’s about the atmosphere, get her comfortable by being nice but not creepy, she’ll be more receptive to you
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>>746080536
Just do it...it'll be worth it
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>>746080345
>>746080345
girls are fucking retarded, they can't seem to understand that natural laughter comes from building a relationship through time, I am not a funny person but around my good friends I can be very funny because I understand their humour and their personalities etc... something that small female brain could never understand
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>>746080454
How fat are you? why do you lose weight, you do realize that you get heavily judged and your worth is based of your looks/weight
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>>746080454
dumb whore, go crave attention else where
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>>746080668
don't you*
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>>746080536
You can always make a move over text, which is a lot easier because it isn’t face to face. Ask her out to a nice setting, like a coffee place, library, and go from there. Tell her that she looks nice, and compliment her, give her an idea that your interested, you can go slow if you needed
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>>746080431
That was an actual question...I'd appreciate an answer
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>>746080454
I can see from your sausage fingers that you are a serious fatty. However, opinions of fatties are not relevant because they do not count as real girls.
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>>746080431
Legit question...how would you prefer to take it up the ass, easy or rough?
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>>746080593
Yeah but what do I say :{ I enjoy having a friendship but I fear risking the friendship blowing it .
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>>746080496
Some bitches will fuck you over, those girls don’t deserve your time
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>>746078335
They also do that if they want you to buy shit and then fuck off with someone else
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>>746080543
>>746080596
Two dif answers to the same question, this is why i come to this shitty website.
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>>746080668
I’m not fat, I’m a normal weight, just a bit chubby
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>>746077943
How can I make girl to get interested on a /pol/ack or robot?
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>>746080950
>robot
Fucking kys already
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I used to be a real fatass, but I lost the weight and I'm fairly attractive now. How the fuck do I talk to women, OP?
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>>746077943
what advantages and or disadvantage to having a vagina. how much work is it to keep it clean etc. does it get to be a hassle or do big deal?
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>>746080749
Sorry I didn’t see it, and it depends on the girl
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>>746077943
Why did she acted like if I was her crush and all of a sudden she got a boyfriend?
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>>746077943
why aren't you sucking my dick right now?
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>>746079048
lul SO tru
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>>746080783
I’m a normal weight, but I will admit I’m not thin, I’m a bit chubby/curvy
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>Ask a girl anything

lol sure...
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>>746080843
Easy, then rough
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>>746080921
Take her on a date, if she doesn’t even glance at the check get outta there
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>>746081012
Try starting with text, to build up your confidence
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>>746080921
They do this in bars all the time. They look at you all interested just so you buy them a drink.
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>>746081346
alrighty. also Timestamp?
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>>746081019
Gotta wash down there like the rest of your body
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>>746081042
Girls can have multiple crushes, whoever shows her massive attention first wins
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>>746081083
Chubby is a euphemism for fat. And for some strange reason being fat is considered 'normal' these days. You should lose weight.

It is actually nice that you, as a girl, offer to answer questions. But the interesting thing would be to know the opinion of an actually attractive girl. The difference between attractive and being fat ('curvy') changes everything.
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>>746081093
I never said that pic was me, I literally searched tumblr girl and posted it to catch more attention
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>>746081423
Above
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>>746081483
I consider that a cute perspective, but it's wrong. They just fuck around with every crush who makes a move, basking in the attention.
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>>746081512
I have wide hips, small waist, and big bust. If you’re not into that, idc, I’m not looking for your validation or anyone else’s. I go jogging for 30 min 3 times a week, do leg workouts and abs for the other three, and rest for one day
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>>746081666
Some girls are like that, wish they weren’t
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>>746081666
Satan is right, all they want is fucking attention
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>>746077943
When did you know you had a dick?
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>>746081784
Most*
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What text based shit should I use to start talking to people. I don't really have much in terms of social media, and that also requires me to know people, really.
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>>746081840
*moist
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>>746081877
Text message, Facebook messenger, snap, and kik are popular
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>>746077943
What are your fetishes? What are your thoughts on >>>/d/?
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Why the Fuck my microwave go from 100 to 59?!?
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>>746082001
I’m not going to state my fetishes but I don’t have a problem with /d/
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>>746081897
mist**
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>>746082071
Reset the power settings to 100, check the manual for more details
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>>746077943
why don't your kind like me :(
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>>746082140
There is always a girl out there for you
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>>746082219
Not true
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Alright guys I’m logging off for tonight, hope I helped a bit

OP out
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>>746077943
How many licks does it take to reach the center of a tootsie pop?
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>>746082072
>I don’t have a problem with /d/
Awesome, that's good to hear. If you'd rather not list them, let me rephrase. Are any of your fetishes /d/-worthy / actually from /d/? Do you visit /d/ at all? Pic related.
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>>746082123
What way should I hang my toilet paper?
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>>746082426
Nite
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>>746079117
ignore the previous replies, i'm the op. I think you look kind cute.
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>>746081741
Sounds pretty delusional. With your sausage fingers there is no way you are at a decent bodyfat percentage. Big tits and feminine ass only counts on a slim girl. You do not need my validation, but you still are delusional about your looks and health.
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>>746077943
sup melissa
Still doing that weird witch shit?
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>>746079281
Can you give an example of things that are harder for girls?
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hey beautiful... x3 i know you might be bizzy but please be honest!!... how wud u r8 meh :3
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A girl is getting over her ex who broke her heart. Do I have a chance with her because I'm fucking her right now casually and that's all she wants apparently.
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>>746077943
Should I buy Disgaea 5 Complete for my Switch now, or wait for a sale? (if there's gonna be any)
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>>746078175
this
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>>746078372
false. everyone is a faggot and noone is a faggot
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>>746079117
>>746082876
he tries to convince himself this is real op but i am real op and he's ugly
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>>746077943
what's your bmi?
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>>746080454
fat cunt
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>>746085210
I don’t even care if this is sarcastic, just go fucking die.
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>>746077943
Is a 6 inch dick good enough?
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>>746083211
I don’t really need to prove anything to you, I can see how my hand is misleading, I actually have a very small hand so it does seem chubby, but you really can judge someone’s weight just off of their hand and a bad angle
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Would you let me take you on a date
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>>746080454
your hands remind me of my fat ex who is also a femanon. are you a britfag?
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>>746084895
I don’t feel safe walking home at night/ ppl don’t really take me seriously, as you can tell by this thread. I don’t think we have it the worst tho, there are women in other countries who have it much worse
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>>746086034
You need to give her time, but keep at it, sex does lead to feelings, science says
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>>746086956
People would take you seriously if you would just post your tits you know
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>>746086548
Idk around 21-22?
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>>746086840
no I’m from Cali, and I don’t really think I’m fat
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>>746087191
post a pic of your belly
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>>746087191
interesting. i’ll need tits for evidence though.. just to prove you aren’t really fat.
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>>746087248
this
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>>746087248
Yeah I’m not comfortable with that, I don’t post my face or body onto 4chan, I’m not a beta fag
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>>746087377
correct. you’re a fatfag.
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>>746077943
Date me!!!!@@ would you? Why?
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>>746087377
I said belly, not tits or face. It's just for us to see if you're fat or not.
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>>746087377
There is no identification system without your face on anon. It's just a pair of tits in a sea of tits. You think people will see a picture on 4chan and identify it with you? You are not that special and I doubt your tits are too
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>>746087452
So unless I post a picture of my exposed body you’re going to assume I’m lying even though I showed everyone proof with my scale? Lmao I have never once been called fat (except in this thread) and Ik no matter what I do, you’ll always have a problem with what I do. I post saying I’m a girl, no proof needs to post tits, oh maybe she’s a fat girl, idk I’ll need to see her tits to make sure. I have lots of body issues, but I’ve been getting help for them, exercising everyday, eating healthy, if you think I’m fat poor you, get on with your life
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>>746087615
It’s not about that, I have a boyfriend and I’m sure if you had a girl or if you have one you wouldn’t really appreciate her showing her tits to random guys on 4chan to prove a point. Also, I’ve had stalker issues in the past online, it’s not surprising I have issues posting pics of myself
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>>746079117
Real real op here, take a time to answer cause you pic gave me diarrhea.
No, never.
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>>746087801
>>746077943
How would you describe this to your girlfriends ?
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>>746087944
You can't make a claim and expect us to believe it without asking for proof anon.
You can't have the cake and eat it too. You have to prove your claims, so people take you seriously.
Sure, you have a boyfriend. I'm assuming you browse 4chan on a regular basis to make a thread. I'm certain you know of the 4chan rules on females seeking attention (>>746079434)
And yet, here you are demanding attention and not paying the price for it. You're being delusional anon and you know it. Deal with the moralities of posting your tits on 4chan later
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>>746086697
>I'm not looking for validation
Continues to list activities attempting to stay healthy.
>I don't have to prove anything
Continues posting proof for further validation.

You really do not know how to get a point across do you?
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Yep you guys are right, I’m a attention seeking whore who can’t get attention from guys in real life so I beg for attention on 4chan in hopes that someone will finally notice me and assholes can grace me with their comments, if I’m told to show my body I will certainly do it for more attention, and I’ll act as if Im morally better by saying I don’t need to prove anything and continuously keep going against what I say for EVEN MORE attention! You guys got it right on the nose :) maybe I’m not even a girl too, maybe I’m just a guy with fat girl hands
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I’m surprised after two and a half hours you guys are still here too, I mean are you really holding out that much I’ll prove to you I’m not fat? I’ll stick to my morals and let you guys think what you want
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>>746088866
I think you should stop pretending. it's not funny anymore.
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>>746080948
> Normal
Kill yourself you fucking hamplanet.
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>>746088971
Okay I’ll stop pretending
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>>746081741
Then post a pic of your body. Doesnt even have to be nude. Prove you arent a whale.
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>>746086697
Probs just put one leg on the scale
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>>746077943
what do you think of my cock?
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>>746077943
I think I know who you are. Wouldn't have thought you'd be into this stuff. Like everything in here, let's keep it private. I have a new found respect for you.
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>>746079117
The realest OP here
Are you 14?
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>>746089333
What letter does my name start with?
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>>746089476
P
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>>746089476

M ;)
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>>746089548
sorry, my name starts with a K :/
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>>746089476
L
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>>746089584
Damn, I was sure it's Piggy.
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how do you convince your girl to commit to a mfm threesome?
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>>746089612
so close
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>>746080253
Haha what a fag
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>>746077943
That's obviously not the OP but god damn dem eyebrows
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>>746086697
128lbs at 5'5 is really a fatty weight. Not healthy, not attractive. And you do not acknowledge that, strangely. Presenting these numbers as proof for your point, but avtually making mine. At this weight you need to get below 100lbs. With big boobs 105, but at a healthy weight your boobs will be small and, due to your unhealthy lifestyle, sag badly.
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>>746077943
Is it a myth that girls like funny guys? I am not funny but I have unintentionally goofed in class multiple have I lost all chances with a super serious girl I really like, also I was pranked to talk with her and she really embarrassed me, is it over?
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>>746081741
>not looking for validation
>lists workout routine
>seriously, I don't care what you think
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>>746086697
Why do you come onto a site like this where half the guys on here are losers?
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>>746077943
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>>746077943
Does higher octane fuel make your car run better?
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>>746077943
how big is your veiny masculine vagine
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>>746079117
the opest of all the op's here saying let me see your mangina
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>>746077943
How does it feel to be second to men?
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>>746080783
Sausage fingers...

Fucking savage!
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>>746079756
fucking gold
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>>746080454
>the comments
fucking newfag
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>>746080454
Those are cute ass hands. Post more hand, please. Preferably curled around something phallic.
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>>746080454
Fucking cow, you are not special here, tits or get the fuck out.
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>>746077943
Generally speaking if you were to wipe your index finger across your anus and put it to your nose...please describe the scent? Does it smell like shit or something different t?
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>>746077943
212 posts in and no one has posted this yet?

/b/ is slipping.
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>>746077943
Ligia? Ce mai face porumbu'?
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>>746080454
hand will not do. you know the rules, show those knockers you are not exempt
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>>746080454
Why are u om /b/ never understood why girls go here when everyone is horny and sexist
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>>746077943
fuck you
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>>746080454
fat hand
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>>746078999
something you hold on to whilst fucking.

also nice trips
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>>746079044
humans are incapable of not bitching. why do you think first world problems are a thing? you can have anything anyone could ever want and still find stuff to be upset about.

it's human nature. also the source of all progress. deal with it
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>>746077943
How to get a girlfriend that isn't a retarded gold digger? She doesn't have to be that pretty, she just has to not have shit for brains and a hand in everyone's wallet.

Asking for a friend.
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Why dont u respond?
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>>746080454
If it is a girl on 4 chan you know its a chubby bitch
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>>746079682
could you convincingly tell the difference?
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>>746093173
Does it matter who your asking for? You on /b/?
And do you really think this fat bitch on /b/ is going to give relationship advice particular on how to pick women up? She is fat and is on /b/ she is probably been more ridiculed by women and seeking their admiration more than you
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>>746090827
/thread
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>>746093500
>>>746093173 (You)
>Does it matter who your asking for? You on /b/?
It's a meme.
>And do you really think this fat bitch on /b/ is going to give relationship advice particular on how to pick women up?
Maybe.
>She is fat and is on /b/ she is probably been more ridiculed by women and seeking their admiration more than you
How do you know OP is fat? And why does it matter?
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>>746080496
>i gave her all i could

there's your problem. you can't just give. if shes not giving back you need to stop. in a way that she notices and makes her feel bad.

if she refuses to give as well as take, she's just using you and is guaranteed to take dick elsewhere.
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>>746077943
If you had the chance, you will fuck some fat old perv Hollywood producer to be famous?
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go to sleep rocks :)
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>>746079117
Actual opium over here please kill me
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what does your vagina taste like?
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>>746093626
Look at the size of her hand! You telling me thats a skinny bitches hand?
Just cause she is a woman doesn't mean she knows how to pick them up. How do you pick up non-golddigger males anon? I mean you are a male so you must know right.....

Do you see what I mean now?
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>>746080454
Pudgy fingers.. 400 Pounds?
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nice bot
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>>746090002
what a virgin :)
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Thank you to the people being nice to me and calling out the assholes, I really appreciate it <3
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>>746094037
You'd find a guy with similar interests who is willing to go on simple dates. There's my answer, you sperg.
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>>746093626
Noticing her tendencies before it becomes a problem, for example if you ask her out on a date and she doesn’t even glance at the check she’s not exactly a girl you want to pursue, as she probably expects you to pay for everything. There’s no real way to pick out the good ones, but you’ll definitely find them
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>>746094611
Sad fat bitch, the only reason people look at you is to feel better about themselves, I have honestly been around so many males and females to realise people like you get ridiculed the most.
> calling out the assholes
There is no safe space on /b/, where do you think you are? Has the fat given you brain damage
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>>746090470
life is boring and shitty
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>>746094706
Wow such detailed specific advice, im so glad you know this! If only it was applicable to women
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>>746094873
*hint*
There is a little sarcasm placed in that post
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>>746094873
>>746094923
>replying to yourself
Tone down your autism, you fucking sperg.
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>>746078228
When she shows interest in your day
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>>746077943
Could I have a look at a photo of your anus please?
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>>746077943
Are your titties like this?
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what kind of a dumb slut uses /b/ as a dating platform
these female incels make me sick
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>>746095027
k.
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>>746094807
I literally don’t get ridiculed irl, no one cares about my weight, I think you’re living in some world where you need everyone to fit into a box and if they don’t fit you put them down so they know they’ll never be liked. I doubt you’re any better looking than I am, considering you’re on /b/ as well. I’m not looking for a safe space, I’m not looking for people to coddle me and nurse me back to health, that doesn’t mean that I won’t get a bit hurt if people say rude things about me, and it doesn’t mean I can’t feel cheered up when people say “hey I mutually feel that these people are delusional and even if you are fat or skinny who fucking cares”
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>>746095044
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>>746094987
Im sorry I had to, it was infomation I would have originally withheld but felt it approprite considering I have made my points clear to no avail
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>>746095064
she looks like a mountain
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>>746095044
Are you referring to OP? Bc I never said anything about looking for people to date or wanting to give people dating advice
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>>746077943

how big is your dick?
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>>746079117
Dr Oppenheimer authenticity level of OP here anon, I rate you at an ElliotRodgers/10.

Would friendzone.
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>>746095185
only female incels go to /b/ for male attention because they are too fuck ugly to get attention out in the real world
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>>746095073

> don't get ridiculed irl
Not to your face, but I can fully assure you that there are people sniggering and saying awful things, honestly I have been round plenty of people and we all do it.

> skinny or fat who cares?
Your body that you are destroying? You are literally so unable to stop eating shit you have detached your health from your weight
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>>746077943
Hang on fellas I got this!
Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heelies
H-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"
c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3
Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other assholes who only care about looks!
Don't ignore me you rancid swine, I knew it #niceguys finish last! You're probably out having dinner with Chad now!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>746080345
Just show her your dick, she will react like you're Lenny Bruce bruv.
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>>746095343
And if they are saying things about me why should I care????

Also I’m a HEALTHY WEIGHT, my doctor says that I am very HEALTHY, my only problem is my lungs which is completely unrelated to my diet and weight
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>>746085210
You forgot the 'rawr xd'
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>>746095262
I’m not looking for male attention I’m just bored
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>>746095561
So you ARE looking for attention
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>>746095561
so you alleviate your boredom with being an attention whore on a porn board
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Sad that there are enough sweet summer children who don't understand the fucking rules.

Every reply other than "tits or gtfo" is a proven newfag and needs to fucking lurk Moar.

Seriously, who gave you faggots permission to post.
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>>746095516
You shouldn't its just funny thats all

Your doctor said healthier, its not healthy like not healthy at all. You understand that a healthy weight has less than 10% body fat. You hand alone is that

Im sure a better diet wouldn't have contributed to that
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>>746095717
I said I wasn’t looking for attention, I’m just trying to pass the time. Is being bored seeking attention?? Besides I wouldn’t even care if this thread died completely and people never payed any attention to me, I usually just like reading forums
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>>746095825
Hm I wonder who I should take health advice from, a licensed professional or a guy who thinks I’m fat from looking at my hand on 4chan :/
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>>746095561
So you thought you would come here and bore the shit out of us?

Many of us already have boring women who aren't interested in their sexuality, and many here don't even have that.

If you aren't showing your face or revealing your identify, then why not post your body for us to admire?

TLDR tits or gtfo.

BacktoReddit.jpg
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I’m not asking for attention, but you seem to be throwing a lot my way
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>>746095962
Fine you want a fucking pic, here's a fucking pic!
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>>746080454
I find the lack of tits in this post disturbing.
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>>746096046

kekd
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>>746095937
I dont care if you die earlier
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>>746095962
This.
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>>746095962
I never posted this to say “hey I’m a girl who wants to see my tits” and then say “sorry boys you can’t see it ;)” I was never teasing my sexuality for you, if you thought I was going to show stuff that was something you created by yourself in your own mind. If you want to see nude women, follow these instructions.

>open browser
>pull up search engine
>search “porn”
>enter
>results

If you’re bored by me then why have you been entertained enough to stay for 5 hours

Besides, why would you want to see my body if you’re all so grossed out by it?
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>>746096199

you do realize where you are, right?
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>>746096247
wait I’m on /b/???? I thought this was my campus’ safe space :(((( whatever shall I do now
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>>746079117
Real Super Optic Blast here, kill yourself please.
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>>746096319
GTFO is what you shall do now.
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>>746096199
wow its so hard to do other things while you wait for the (post #) and then skim through it for 30 seconds WAITING FOR YOU TO POST SOME FUCKING GOD DAM TITS
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(Ik you guys are going to report me for being underage) but I’m actually not even 18, I’m 17, so posting my tits would be cp anyways
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>>746096199
Yet you opened the thread by injecting your gender .
/b is primarily inhabited by fat neckbeard forever alone omega virgins - there is no such thing as women on the internet.

If you didn't want to make this about your gender - THEN DONT MENTION YOUR GENDER...it's an anonymous board for fucks sake.

But you decided to use your gender for attention currency -
Now in order for us to accept your gender as currency, we need proof you're not a catfish.

This is why "Tits or GTFO" exists as a rule - a rule you have flagrantly ignored upon repeated requests.

The usual punishment is dog shit posts until thread is dead.

Unless you pot some fucking tits with a TIMESTAMP you moronic whore.
ONLY after that are you permitted to state your business
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>>746097011
18 you say?
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>>746097011
THEN
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
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>>746097023
no matter what I say I will never make you happy, because I’m not posting my tits, so move onto the next attention seeking girl, this ones not cool enough
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>>746096199
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>>746077943
do you come here often?
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>>746097196
gonna need some more of this girl
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>>746097011

Underage Ban, move along, move along.
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>>746097196
MODS
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>>746097365
>not knowing who this is

Fuck off new fag
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>>746097463
MODS
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>>746097538
MODS
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>>746097586
MADS
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>>746097760
PETER JENSEN
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>>746097760
mumbles nordically
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>>746097810
WILL SMITH
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>>746097196
?
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