Would you marry a butterface?
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Would you marry a butterface?
Yea
>>746075731
Butterface thread
>>746075731
Only for sucking those tits
I'd marry anything wth a tit and a pink hole
>>746076227
lol wtf
>>746075731
too buttery tbh
>>746076124
Hot
>>746076227
sause raight nao
>>746075731
There's another pic of her somewhere, but I can't find it.
>>746077040
fuck you faggot
nah i wouldn't marry an ugly girl just cause the sex is good
>>746077769
But they can be cute
>>746075731
I need a captain , what is a butterface , im not newfag but isnt clear for me yet
>>746075731
I did.
>>746078561
Everything is hot about her but her face.
>but her face
>butter face
Get it?
>>746078561
underaged b&
>>746078861
nah most likely a not native english speaker
>>746075731
No.
Our children would be fucked.
I'm a good looking wealthy guy. Wife is 8/10. I dated a butterface for two years because I felt sorry for her (15 yrs ago>. Fucking chick cheated on me. I never saw that shit coming. I highly advise against it. A little bit of attention from the opposite sex and she's fucking them.
>>746079092
Your ugly too, I got a 50/50 chance
>>746079390
My point exactly, I'm going to have marry someone who's drop dead gorgeous and smart as hell to make up for my god-awful genes.
>>746078962
This Anon is right
>>746075731
>>746075731
Nope. You will be looking at her face all day every day. You will be looking at her body a few times a week. And before you know it, the body will be history. Women age quickly, esp after childbirth. Marry for the face.
>>746075731
Nom nom nom
>>746080239
I laughed out loud
>>746080233
I feel like if here eyes were slightly closer together and she didn't show her teeth she would be hot
>>746080239
butter tits
>>746080106
KAIJI KUN
hard core frozen butter.
>>746078834
Thanks anon
>>746080314
See no problem anon
>>746080314
She's hot tbh. The face is like 6/10
>>746080314
Would smash
>>746080576
hmm. what do you need, a 3-4?
>>746080233
I think the biggest issue for her is the glasses being crocked as fuck. With them on normally I don't think it'd be nearly as bad as it looks. The glasses as they are make her look actually retarded.
>>746080576
Hot is a 6? Wtf scale do you use?
>>746080314
Do you kno what butterface means?
Her face is like a 6-7, her body an 8-9.
LIke jesus anon.... She's a babe.
>>746080794
While 6 is still low for "hot" the scale really is skewed if we are honest. Average should be 4-6, yet average is usually 6-7 as the minimum. anything below a 6 is seen as ugly territory and should not be gone to at all, when that should be 3 and lower. Roughly speaking anyway
>>746080840
6-7? really? really? That's not low enough.
>>746080840
>>746080576
Thats what i meant
>>746075731
i did. but im not a looker myself so wtf?
>>746075731
>Would you marry a butterface?
Nope. A wife is almost sure to get fat and your stuck with her. I'd rather have a fatty with a cute face than an ugly fatty.
>>746080106
herbert in a wig...
what if herbert the pervert was actually female...
>>746081158
Yeah your fuckin bitch needs a shave
>>746075731
That's the right kind to marry. You fuck hot chicks on business trips, and have a private one at home who is good to fuck with likely many other good qualities developed by not being 10/10
>>746076399
hawt, 10/10 would bang.
>>746080233
I would hit that like a fucking train.
>>746081443
those alien egg sacks on her chest are way more disturbing than her 6/10 face
>>746081443
It's not the face that's really the problem there.....
>>746080203
This is a fine specimen 100% meets criteria.
>>746075731
hell no. I'd rather have a girl flat as a board but with a pretty/cute face.
>>746081443
Fukin hell they're almost translucent, that's fucked
>>746081158
show body to prove. Otherwise, you have butter fug.
I'd fuck one
>>746080314
I'm dating a girl like this, but she has slightly bonier cheeks, smaller boobs, and a light femstache we have scheduled for laser removal.
>>746075731
Nope
>>746081087
god I want to suck those nipples and chew them off
>>746080445
made me laugh
>>746075731
If she wasnt retarded
>>746075731
Since face is more important to me than body, nope, can't do it.
>>746082329
but you are a butterface too so stfu.
>>746082682
no body in pic. Just kill yourself.
>>746082745
Them some Dali tiddays.
>>746082516
i would fuck that , nice tits
>>746075731
>>746076124
>>746076227
>>746077769
>>746080203
>>746080233
>>746080858
>>746082315
Only actual butterfaces.
>>746080233
she looks like a melting semen candle
>>746082646
Is that a butterface? Wtf are you a calvin Klein model?
>>746082962
You don't think those are butterfaces? Or are you are you saying those are the only actual butterfaces in the thread?
>>746083098
I meant those are the only actual butterfaces
>>746082962
Thanks for letting us know faggot.
pure butter.
>>746083255
You are welcome, since /b/ is known for not knowing how to make a butterface thread without someone fucking up.
>>746082306
Out there
Strolling by the Seine
Taste a morning out there
Like ordinary men
Who freely walk about there
Just one day and then
I swear I'll be content
With my share
Won't resent
Won't despair
Old and bent
I won't care
I'll have spent
One day
Out there
>>746082764
Lol that's Katy perry
>>746082962
>>746083098
>>746083199
>>746083255
>>746083388
So what are girls like >>746080314? Or girls with that similar "they have a cute face, but it's still an ugly kind of cute?" Like Lex "Submissiveplz?"
https://twitter.com/submissiveplz?lang=en
>>746080477
Fuck yea more
>>746075731
UM EXCUSE ME. We call them 'facially challenged' you insensitive prick.
>>746083905
Looks like the triggered SJW has arrived boys. That, or a troll. Take your pick.
>>746083841
It's like a bad car accident. You want to see the mess, but shouldn't.
Here's her better looking younger sister.
>>746083764
she's cute
>>746084029
Not sure how dumb you'd have to be for that one to go over your head.
>>746080314
Would annihilate
>>746084145
Let me see the wreckage!!!
>>746084145
The dude looks like a lady"
-Aerosmith
No, I wouldn't. I don't have any plans on getting married in general. Maybe a green card marriage just to piss off the nationalists.
>>746082646
Hot
>>746084145
This is hot titty tranny right!
>>746082646
not a butterface
>>746078673
she just needs some braces and she'd be pretty- I mean could cum on her face and slap her around
>>746080858
Hila has pretty OK tits.
>>746080858
Nick Cave?
>>746084407
I dunno. She has a hot side to her.
>>746084504
>>746084455
Someone just trolling.
>>746084188
Why? Some consider her a butterface for the wonky teeth and bony rat face.
>>746076227
Torpedo one launch!
>>746082807
updoot
butt butt butter.
>>746084540
Red Right Hairband
>>746082035
>>746083764
>>746084580
Oh yeah, Submissiveplz.
Yeah my GF kind of looks like a brunette version of her. Tad more butterfacey but still cute.
>>746084580
I found her pic in my butter folder.
>>746084729
she's cute af
>>746084580
This pic explains what happened to her teeth
>>746084993
You just don't have any standards. Here are some tits to make your virgin ass happy.
>>746076124
Pls tell me her name. I know she had a nude set somewhere I can't find..
>>746084975
holy moley moar?
>>746085124
way less cute there
>>746075731
YES
>>746085306
Is she a lesbian?
>>746082160
>>746081599
ALIEN egg sacks have hatched
>>746085182
This is probably the last one i have.
I'd hit it if they a decent pair of tits, do some disgraceful things to them involving sticking all manor of objects into their ass, then leave
>>746085380
I thnk she likes butter guys. Are you in?
Who's in for this one?
>>746085182
Dude, Google "submissiveplz"
>>746083764 posted her twitter account.
>>746085732
Not butter lol
>>746085585
In what?
And what are butter guys?
>>746082588
christ on a cross ...my eyes!
>>746085774
Long face and beak. She is totally butter. Stop looking at her tits and examine the evidence before you.
>>746085966
But some anon will say she is "cute".
no
Anyone think she is not butter? anyone? anyone?
>>746075731
I would, even though you spelt fuck and dismember wrongly.
>>746085541
She looks like shit now. She's gone full dyke look.
>>746079986
You'd have to marry her in a stretch limousine.
>>746080477
Moar sexy toll lady
>>746075731
She's hot, would smash, any info on her?
thats a hard philosophical matter. I mean look at those jugs. Maybe the paper bag over head trick would work
or latex mask?
>>746075731
Actually, she’s cute.
>>746075731
I discovered 4chan because of this image. Followed a link and ended up here. Back in 2009 or so, forget.
>>746087718
Grill on right in case you faggots have a hard time figuring it out.
>>746082646
Butterface? Are you fucking retarded? This woman is a goddess.
>>746081158
you're pretty attractive, anon
no homo
Ex of a friend
>>746083355
Grade A
>>746088272
Lu Any or Lu Amy?
Ugly thread
>>746088790
>>746081443
Moses could escape with all the Egyptian slaves through that gap
>>746082315
Walgreens?
>>746082588
Good God
>>746088272
Why is that house so poor looking?
If you like it ugly check this
>>746089445
>>746076316
faggot
>>746089674
Look at the language on the picture mate. That's the reason.
>>746085997
butterface means ugly, not average. maybe you're just a fucking idiot.
>>746089030
>you will never have a tomboy friend with a lizard and go to her house and use her computer while she's in the bathroom and open the wrong folder by accident and see that she has nudes and a cp stash and she walks in and sees that you have learned her secret so she kills you and buries your body in her back yard so when you come back as a ghost you can watch her masturbate
>>746089762
you got wood though didn't you
>>746090118
Happened to me... Twice
>>746080858
Source?
>>746089868
Kek'ed
>>746080694
She is a treasure :)
>>746080015
Buttterface, not tits like melted butter
>>746086421
who is she?
any info?
>>746076227
I'm fuckin impressed. Gross but fuckin impressive.
>>746083448
Fuck you no it's not. Is it?
>>746086194
little hottie
>>746092870
she's average not a butterface.. huge boobs sauce?
>>746075731
Yes, and would be happy with her.
>>746086194
>>746092870
>>746086194
not butter....moar?
>>746084469
Haha, had the same thought
>>746081158
She's cute tho
>>746075731
If I loved and trusted her, yeah. Looks don't matter for the marriage issue, it's a trust and love thing.
>>746076316
be aware, sonny: this gif could be considered homosexual by most people around.
>>746081443
>>746094886
Kek
>>746080314
>butterface thread
>posts 8/10 girl
I'd totally lick her anus.
>>746076124
Hiya Andy!
>>746076227
not sure if dildo or shit
just to be sure, sauce?
>>746096660
more?
>>746084580
>>746084933
>>746084975
i'd ram that like a 50 ton steamhammer!!
also if she'd get those teeth fixed she'd be actually pretty cute
>>746078561
what is google?
fucking kids...
>>746079986
not bangin, just busted
>>746088920
Liu or Lu - Amy
>>746081443
there's something more seriously wrong with her than those tits... if she thinks those tits are an upgrade
>>746083702
body doesn't look bad, can't even see face... do you need someone to explain the thread to you?
>>746082160
Is that david bowie?
>>746075731
In THIS fucking economy?! I wouldn't marry a god damn model OP.
Marriage is for suckers who let religion dictate their lives. Don't be a sucker.
Yes
I did.
The problem with butterfaces is that as the years go on they tend to become butter everythings.
>>746075731
I want to see more of her. Anyone have some additional pics?
>>746078834
holy shit, thanks. I am new here too. I got what a butterface is but not how it game to be.
>>746081443
Buttertits
>>746082745
No butter at all. Pure margarine.
>>746075731
if she'll earn money, cook, be nice 100% of the time, obedient, laugh at my jokes, lick my asshole and suck me to completion and let me throat fuck her then yes
Bump
>>746078561
a term coined by the legendary howard stern
Bumping for more butterfaces.
I posted my gf at the time (now wife) on here years ago and now she shows up in butterface galleries around the web. Lol.
>>746075731
Yes
>>746086421
Sad thing is she would probably go from butter to average with nicer hair and glasses.
>>746080694
Pancake nips are unserviceable
>>746080477
Moar!!!
>>746096660
How is this butterface?
I mean she's not really my type but she looks like fucking Rihanna or some shit and she is considered hot apparently…
>>746080858
2-bagger
>>746098688
Shame about that 5head…
>>746090295
I laughed anon
>>746082646
Sweet!
>>746082714
He looks strange
>>746095929
I know her! Pic is older. Milf now
yall have some impressively low standards. i wish i could settle like i used to.
>>746096660
fuck sake, give her a better hairstyle and she's 7.5/10
>>746101755
I have yet to see anyone I know on here. Waiting for the day
>>746101885
Yeah, she's actually not bad. People talk a lot of shit about her, but I bet most of them would fuck her if they had the chance
>>746084029
wew lad
>>746075731
Yes
>>746080694
Beautiful
Married man here. I'm honestly amazed how much societal value I'm awarded having married a hot woman. It's like people assume I'm a better person because I married a hot chick.
So I have to assume the opposite is true. If I married a butterface I think people would have actually thought less of me. We're all shallow like that apparently.
Pic related; it's my wife.
>>746094886
underated post
>>746102359
Holy shit yes! Mee too, i thought that i was crazy!
>>746085444
keked and checked
>>746082646
tictac head
>>746102359
You married Valya Romanova?
>>746094886
in fucking crying rn
>>746085677
ok face
gross tattoos
>>746102624
I did. That's why she appears so often on these boards; I post her here pretty often (but never nudes with face because she'd kill me). Though that's not her real name.
>>746088613
>trying to do a titty drop with no tits
Marriage is redundant.
>>746103347
Tell that to all the hot women who want to get married. Believe me, if you don't want to marry a hot bitch, there is a guy who does, and if you don't they'll probably get swept away in time by some dude with a ring who can't wait to pork her sideways forever.
>>746076227
Fukc mine life thats some trubo-charges shet right thar.
i would!
I wouldn't marry anyone. I'd fuck a butterface, though. Sure.
>>746080314
god its been a while since i seen shyloh
>>746075731
she's a cute nerdy girl. deffo not a butterface.
>>746104027
Haven't seen my favorite Portuguese butterface in a while!
>>746104680
Dude. She's ugly. Check yourself.
>>746104963
datfilename.jpg
>>746104815
love the slut
>>746075731
i would marry her and have sex with her 5 times a day
>>746102359
U marry a butterface ppl instantly think you are a good person who sees more than just looks. Look at princess Diana.
>>746075731
only an asian butterface who looked hella asian
>>746105858
So, something like this one?
>>746105967
You post this chick then start crying about how pure she is when people ask for nudes. Fuck off fag.
>>746076227
Fuckin' Taco Bell
>>746080233
DAAAAAMN!
RICK MORANIS LOOK LIKE THAT??!!
>>746080477
Dammit! First the Wachowski's now Hugo Weaving!
>>746082745
Here ya go, sweetheart.
>>746083355
You got new tits, Lt. Dan!
>>746105967
i feel like she's just generally ugly and not hella asian butterface
like i saw a chinless jap bitch today and thought abt if i would marry her, for instance
>>746107087
How about this one? I'm not well trained in identifying Asian butter.
>>746088272
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