shitty describe a game thread, others try to guess the game
First one:
>try this
>fuck you, I do what I want
>Let's nerf this character by nerfing the only characters that counter it
you're some fucking immigrant fresh off the boat, they give you citizenship but only on the grounds that you do whatever the higher ups in the government tell you to.
eventually you're tasked with investigating this terrorist group that's spreading disease and doing some sick shit to people's minds. you find super weapons in some old ruins and then you storm into the terrorist leader's volcano hideout and you kill him, saving the country from harm.
>>746071660
you're some fag that owed some people money and got blasted in to this shitty fucking sky cult where for some reason every body thinks your the devil
>>746071660
>shoot people
>>746072668
call of duty
>>746071777
>>746072322
I think this is now a get thread
>>746072322
Morrowind?
Hit space bar. Watch drawn out series of explosions unfold.
Hmmmm. Needs more struts.
>>746072928
gotyay
>>746071660
PC Game...pic related
Aliens come to take over world.
I take my turn...
I shoot you...
Aliens take turn....
Aliens shoot me....
Travel to Mars destroy aliens
Game Over
>>746073092
some isometric trash
>>746071660
Stanley parable
>>746072788
You cheeky dickwaffle
Fisting buttholes for more health.
>>746073189
Close....
XCOM UFO Defense....
>>746073195
ding ding ding
>>746072668
I know this one
uhhh
candy crush
>>746073265
Doom 2016
>>746073525
Not quite
>>746071660
A guy tells you a story about another guy
Turns out the first guy is a dick
Now the second guy is depressed
you play hide and seek with a little girl
then you kill lots of important people
>>746074119
ez, dishonored
>>746073265
Bloodborne
>>746074329
Nope
>>746072665
Biocock Infinut
>>746073757
beginner's guide
>>746074242
do any of the sequels have little girls or is it just the first one? that was the only modern game i've enjoyed in a very long time.
>>746074536
the dlc for dishonored doesn't really involve emily, although in brigmore witches you get to kill hundreds of bitchy women in mantastic ways
in dishonored 2 you can actually play as emily
>>746072322
Too many details man
>....Nice leader
>Be a noob and lose everything
>Try and repeat
>Now you win with a good leader
>Believe you are the smartest cuck in town
>>>One more turn
>Live life
>Get money
>Get happiness
>Leave everything to your offspring
>They become the richest person
>They get all the pussy/cock they want
>Drown the enemies
>Capture the fiends
>mfw I literally am the director of the Truman Show
>You start off on some shit island
>need to do miscellaneous tasks for stupid NPCs
>after youve completed the island you're teleported to another shit island
> you'll struggle to kill a spider even though you have a sword
>level up and fight other shit
>various skills you can master
>will try and buy gf at one point
>>746073092
Xcom UFO defense
you fly planes for an international organization. get money from missions and get better planes from a creepy old guy.
hint: pre nintendo wii
>>746073265
Binding of issac?
>you lose all your weapons and get them all back after completing each chapter
>you get betrayed in the end
>>746075639
Nope
>>746075641
Assassin's Creed
>>746075820
Yep.
>you're a pretty girl with pink/purple undies
>you want to escape
>you have to make allies by solving their problems
>you get treated like laundry
>you help a guy ascend
>one of the guys you help turns out to be a psycho. unexpected really.
>you make it home
>you realize that you might probably belong locked up.
>pushed out of a cave
>literally useless except for entertainment for first part of game
>after a while you start learning from other NPC
>do things that gives you character traits
>finally achieve enough experience to learn more shit in an organized matter
>continue to build traits, learn about decisions and begin to formulate goals and aspirations for your character
>start to form relationships with other online players that are in same situation as you
>spend the rest of the game trying to live up to those goals and aspiration
>completely free of choice, everything is up to you to decide if you make it
>spend rest of the game continuously learning
> other online players can change your course, halt your progress, advance your progress,
>never know how its going to end
>you are a driver
>>746076494
Driver: San Francisco
>>746075094
Sims
>>746076411
Aside from the whole "online" thing, that sounds like Fallout.
>>746076494
Crazy Taxi
>>746076573
Simple, isn't it?
>>746076549
or any driver game.
>>746076767
no, someone already won.
>>746076411
it sounds like undertale, but you lay the whole "online player" thing on too thick for that.
>playing with boxes so you don't die
>>746075163
Runescape
>>746076944
crash bandicoot
>inb4 portal
>>746077031
kek, probably correct.
>Online Mobile Card game
>Filled with shit
>Players are autistic
>Everything is garbage
>Even the porn is shit
>Besides that I would recommend it 6/10
>>746077035
Nope
>>746077109
Some terrible yu-gi-oh mobile port?
>>746071660
Stanley
>>746076737
>>746076926
No try again.
You're doing it right now, we all are
>youre on some random ass island
>edgy ass best friend that you kinda like but kinda hate
>compete to get the p00sy
>even tho the girls a huge fucking tease
>oh shit darkness
>fun drinking game, everytime someone says "heart" take a shot
>your liver will fail before you even get halfway done with the game
>>746077217
Nope
>Brother of a more popular, more succesful game
>Brother is "Online Mobile Real Time waiting strategy game" that is as shit if not worse.
>The only thing in common is art direction and several characters
>>746077506
Kingdom hearts
>>746077614
so hearthstone?
You play as a trap with brain damage who has to escort an autistic scientist in a thumb-drive to a space party.
But you aren't invited.
You're tasked with your team to win the objective, but there's retards running around giving themselves black eyes with their snipers for every kill. The enemies are afraid to see the light of day and hide in corners hoping for you or your teammate to walk past their area. Sometimes there's people spinning in the air breaking their fucking legs trying to land a lucky shot so they can look cool. Every once in awhile, you come across an enemy with the powers of god, spinning in circles mercilessly headshotting you and your teammates through walls. After playing for 30 minutes you get pissed and play a different, non-shitty game.
>>746075625
Is no one going to get mine?
Its U.N. Squadron for the SNES. Did no one play this game?
>>746076411
This is the sequel, the prequel was more exciting
>Fist part stays the same except explosions
>Easy setting is country selection, Hard setting is group selection
>Suddently it is Call of Duty
>Surprise, if perfectly completed, get a Kernel Space Program mini-game
>The game ends abrutly, setting off the sequel that will be hated by many, loved by more
>>746077824
Halo?
cephalopod paintball
>>746077969
Way off...
>party member was part of a war
>both his war buddies become bad guys
>>746076944
I'll give another hint
>nightmares
>cheaters
>>746078134
you're a kid you're a squid
>Everyone's either crazy or evil and crazy
>Every animal is built to kill you
>Vaults
>>746077719
Nope, think more infantile autism
>*rolls fidget spinner*" Nah dude, that game is whack, this is the real shit, every youtuber made a video about this. Hearthstone is for fags like you who are to old to play. L M A O."
>>746076257
nobody guessing this one?
>>746071660
Thanks, BT.
>>746078219
>to old to play
>hearthstone
ok so what games are 4 year olds playing?
not magic because magic is good.
im never going to guess. i am way out of touch of the garbage that kids are doing these days.
>>746078248
Something with Harley Quinn..
>>746074414
ding ding
>>746078248
...Fran Bow
>>746078407
no. ill give another hint.
>you have a faithful best friend you take with you everywhere.
>>746074414
Worst... Fucking.. BioShock. Ruined it so much..
>>746078459
no, but after googling that for a second it is probably somewhat similar
>>746073265
S.O.M.A.
>>746075163
Old school rs, the new one doesnt have tutorial island
>>746078481
lolipop chainsaw
>>746077954
>This guy gets it.
millions of dead characters will be used as a political tool for the sequel
>>746077824
Trap with brain damage? That's really specific in a non specific way.
More shitty clues?
>>746078573
Right on.
You win a free brain scan.
>>746073092
saints row 4
>>746078399
Just search CoC and it's less popular cousin, CR
You won't thank me later
>>746072665
Bioshock infinite
Game that has been in Alpha since the start of time
>>746078481
Really? I have no fucking idea
>>746073092
Xcom?
>>746077824
>Soma
>>746071660
Two questionably gay people wait for one another to make a decision. Taking into account the next move is not always necessary
>>746078481
Is it lollipop chainsaw? I don't remember her underwear. Just the cheerleading outfit. Thought it was blue.. And yeah. The head of the boyfriend..
>>746078207
Can't be fallout because a lot of the people are great. There's even huge settlements filled with normal people. The third and fourth you can have a dog so its not every animal that's built to kill you...
>>746071660
>Create character
>Do shit people tell you to do without thinking
>Sit in a city in a que for hours
>Meet some cunts
>Kill oversized enemies with a dozen other people.
>Squeal about how the game is dead
>>746077031
>>746077096
>>746078587
Yes
>>746078645
Hint
>some one used my idea already
>involves coins
>>746077824
Tf2 with scout in drag?
>>746078358
Really?? Nobody?. I thought "thanks, BT." Was more than enough.. Umm.. BT is a gift. Can run on walls and play cowboy.
>>746078788
Ding ding..
Brain damage part gave it away right?
>>746078626
no. another hint
>you meet colorful characters
or perhaps >you gain some special abilities by remembering your past
>>746073003
Kerbal space program?
>clown
>>746078838
no. you wear a white garment the whole time, but you get to see her panties
>>746079011
Ooohhh. Alice
>>746077854
Team deathmatch?
>>746079085
Alice?.. Wait.. You didn't have a companion did you.?
>>746071660
Spread sheets,spaceships and scammers
>>746079147
Mass effect
>>746079167
Scammers being the publishers..
>>746079088
nope.
have you guys never played this game? i really like it.
>>746079195
What is it?
>>746079057
Finally.
Thought this would be too easy.
>>746078996
One more try for this.. Nobody?
>>746079008
Yeah, it wasn’t that hard..
>Deep sea, everything is a robot but you. But you’re a robot.
>>746079202
lemme wait like 5 minutes then ill post the answer.
>loses cool voice
>becomes younger
>first name is androdgynous
Good fucking luck
>>746079257
Idk that my nigga
>>746078207
Edit to make slightly easier:
>Everyone's a criminal
>Every animal is built to kill you
>Vaults
>>746071660
You play a dim witted furry guy, with this constant sarcastic bitch squawking in your ear. Some old ugly female is trying to get rid of you.
>>746079428
... Fallout?
>>746079257
Is it the game where you play as the girl who has a ghost friend and joins like the special ops or some shit
>>746079312
How about
>game about coin tosses and a guy named scary Terry
Pretty sure that's indirect enough
>>746079347
There is multiplayer.. Big publisher.. And you get to ride inside of oversized tin cans that kill shit?
>get gun
>be told not to shoot
>4 hours later
>not one shot fired but log out with PTSD
>>746078168
Catherine
>>746079481
No. See
>>746079538
>>746079471
Nope
>>746079428
>Borderlans
I’m the one guessing here? I’m who won soma
>>746079623
Good shit.. Borderlands. Didn't think of that
>>746079623
Correct, congratulations
>>746079191
>>746079167
Damn, it was a trick question, I would of also accepted eve online and star citizen . But mass effect works
>>746078892
everquest
>>746079481
Beyond 2 Souls
>make 2 good games
>prepare for the epic finale
>fire all the writers
>plotholes everywhere
>stupid action bullshit everywhere
>voice talent wasted
>endings based on colors and don't even matter
>franchise dead
>>746079451
Also.. Yellow hexagons are love.
>>746079720
Thank you sir.
>>746071660
>dig, gather minerals, upgrade equipment
>repeat, repeat, repeat
>you dig far enough you end up in hell
>>746079749
What is mass effect
That is very well described
>>746079749
wicher
>>746079202
ok. it is Edna & Harvey
the first one.
I cant wait for them to make number 3. it have been like 5 years and they say that they plan on doing it.
>>746079538
this is titanfall 2. rip BT never forget
>>746079481
>>746079347
It was titanfall 2 by the way.
>>746079582
YES
>>746079829
Nope. I have never once heard of it
>>746079803
DigMake
>>746079819
ding ding ding winner
>fuck EA
>>746079831
This.. Yes. BT was a beast. And a fucking liar. I was prepared to die with that fucker.
>>746079070
Anyone? Not much games out there with clowns...
>>746079849
Titanfall 2
>>746076411
Life?
>>746079803
Terraria?
>>746079829
really? there'll be more? that's amazing, didn't think that.
have you tried Deponia? what do you think of Harvey's new eyes?
>>746078168
Wouldn't have figured boxes.. But yeah. Kinda boxes.. Sheep would helped me there.
>>746079941
better be twisted metal
>>746079554
nobody even trying on mine
maybe i'm being too much of a fanboy or nobody even knows
>>746079451
Nobody?
>>746080104
More hints
>spend whole game tracking litter all over the place desperately fighting Alzheimer's disease
>>746079899
>DigMake
>>746080001
>Terraria?
no, you fight the devil in hell
>Start game
>About to say something
>Die
>Live again
>Go to school
>Oh shit, it is filled with cripples
>...didn't know being a lesbian is considered bad
>Fuck cripples like there is no tomorrow
>You become gay for best friend
>Oh shit, forgot he was a cripple
>Die
>>746080178
>Amnesia
>sad guy goes to a town to kill his wife a second time
>>746079451
You people didn't play cartridge games did you?
>>746077824
portal 2
>>746080354
No space party though
>>746080278
Super Mario 2
>>746079451
You mean StarFox?
>>746080399
What the fuck
>>746080332
Banjo kazooie?
>>746080012
never even saw deponia. maybe ill look at it.
harveys new eyes was ok. i liked the original more because edna is great. i thought the little worlds were a little annoying at times and it didnt have the same feel.
shibuya power!
>>746080280
Nope not a horror game
>>746080323
Silent hill
>>746080433
So much win. Finally.. Yes
>>746080278
pretty disappointed in myself that I think that this is katawa shoujo
>>746079451
banjo-kazooie
>>746080432
Dude, you described the entire plot line of super mario 2
>>746080420
Nope. Other anon got it. Banjo kazooie
I didn't think start fox had a female trying to kill you.. But I do remember yellow hexagons in some.. But I didn't play many of them
>>746080135
>>746079554
>oh no, 3 is down!
>>746080433
Also checked
>>746080552
I don't know anon. Sorry
>>746080531
So many games with the exact same plot line, geometric shapes are out to destroy you and your furry buddies .
If I want's to play Real Life, I wouldn't need video games
>>746080552
Hitman contracts
>>746074803
civilization
>>746080443
deponia is same guy making it but besides being point and click and some art and humor it's not very different
and there's this sexy beast
>>746080508
....I have no idea how you came with this conclusion. I was with >>746080469.
>>746080463
Yes. The second one to be exact.
>>746071660
Start game. Decent music. At club. Take home two skimpily dressed females. Fuck both. Wake up without jacket. Then find ebony and ivory, "missed you girls".
>>746079320
Hint
>wears Christmas lights on head
>>746071660
Gabriel Logan
OP stun gun of roasting +9
>>746080718
Completely correct
Alright, final boss:
>You fight zombies
>You’re a zombie
>>746080759
hotline miami
>>746080636
I used squawking for a reason.. And an old ugly bitch trying to get rid of you.. Bitch, not guy. So its a female..
>>746080747
Have you never played Mario 2? All that description was missing was frog boss at the end and evil yoshi
A badass furry beats up tiny animals and shoots them out of a crossbow to capture mutants and criminals to make money from a bunch of stupid chickens.
>>746080759
cringefest the game aka DMC reboot
at least the noisia soundtrack was good
>>746080834
"one more turn"
>click circles
>>746080871
Prototype?
>>746080925
osu!
>>746080508
I'm not OP of that.. Just what you said
>>746071777
Rainbow Six Siege?
>>746080879
DMC reboot
>>746080871
never dead
>>746080910
I don't know anon.. I thought it was better than the originals.. I know. I'm in the few few minority.
>>746079070
That car game for like the ps2 that dunkey did a review on
>>746080925
cookie clicker
>>746080929
Nope. Another hint:
>ninja
>>746080899
Turtle. Not frog. He's an alligator snapping turtle. Also, no squeaking in your ear from the same female the entire game
>>746079070
Twisted Metal
>>746078500
Agreed and it got so much praise from normies as well.
>>746081069
Oh, wait, you didn't play as princess peach?
>>746080910
But yes. It was dmc by ninja theory.
>two giant ass robots/mechas
>one has human civilization living on it
>other has robots
>they try to kill each other
>>746081142
Wait... What? Bait? You have now lost me with that question
>>746080609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtLSC4sm8Fo
Crazy Mailman
>>746081176
Xenoblade Chronicles
>be furry
>shoot shit
>space
>>746080760
>>746079320
Final hint
>Karambit is part of his edc
>>746080987
>>746081059
>>746080871
Nope.. see the hint
>be me
>wake up
>punch shit
>die and wake up again
>punch shit until death
>>746081233
eyyy u got it
>>746081235
stor fax
>>746081273
minceraft
>>746081235
star yiff
>>746081235
Star Fox
>>746081273
Planescape
>>746081273
minecraft
>>746081011
maybe it's just nostalgia glasses, it was pretty good mechanically, at least, but man did they ruin the characters/world, dmc 3 will always be my fav
but honestly platinum games is making better games than ninja theory now so i just play those for my 3rd person action fix
>>746071660
You take care of papier mâché things
>>746081316
yup
>Be furry
>Shoot shit
>Wild West
>>746081297
not the one I was thinking of but it fits
hint
>weapons
>>746081235
Star fox
pew pew pew
>>746081365
>>746081398
No you clearly described planescape
>>746080736
Edna is all i need to stay warm at night.
i know you will say deponia is good, but is it good enough for $10?
i will probably only play it once or maybe a second time.
hol' up do' deponia: the complete journey is only $5 and is the first 3 games combined. im going to buy that right now.
>>746081454
eve online
>>746081272
The Walking death
>>746081402
Clonker
>>746071777
LoL?
>>746081343
I was seriously hoping for them to make a second but capcom won't allow it.. And I only played 3, so I didn't have the history with 1 and 2, for it to ruin the characters.. I liked dantés "stereotypical" protagonist view in ninja theorys.
And platinum is making what? Serious question
buff everything that needs a nerf, nerf everything that needs a buff.
>ubisoft
>be me, sleeping
>some cunt wakes me up, everything is basically fucked
>explosions and shit
>Fuckthisimout.jpg
>Get on escape pod
>Assure some cunt it'll be okay
>Fucker believes it and eats shit when we land
>Gotta get home before dinner gets done
>Aliens, zombies and weird shit some old fags built
>Blow up the rock I got there on
>Sleep till I get home.
>dinnerbetternotbecold.gif
>jelly game
>your a car
pay2win loading screen simulator with mods ruining everyones day
>>746081555
Nope.
No new hair styles, barely a sequel, retextured everything, no custom games even though its a sequel and took the devs years to release custom games for the first installment. Story that gets finished in a few hours.
>take a train to your first day at the new job
>Microwave someone else's food for them
>Have a pretty serious workplace incident
>Go to another dimension
>Beat up some big headed prick
>Realise You're just an errand Boy.
>>746081597
Can I get some more hints
>>746081571
Concurs bad fur day?
>>746080022
Yup
>>746081571
Original Halo, too easy
>>746081626
You beat up really tiny animals and attach them to a crossbow before shooting them at criminals to beat the fuckmuffins out of them. Then you turn the criminals in to a bunch of chickens to get moolah.
>>746081571
clearly halo
>>746081571
Halo. Obviously.
>>746081600
halflife
>>746081678
You got it chief.
>>746081678
God no. This can't be it.. Please tell me that statement was bait.
>>746081498
you wont regret it i think, especially with discount like that
didn't like it at first either just because of the setting alone and the main character seemed unbearable, but eventually i got really into it and enjoyed it quite a lot
>>746081522
Nope.. no one will get it. I think I won.
>>746081704
Oh shit. I don't think I've played that.
>>746081743
But the original didn't have zombies.. That came in at... 3?
>>746071660
You're some furry faggot who is pissed at Russians for killing your best friend.
>Johnny test
>weapons
>robots
>space
>>746081753
half of the reason i liked enda and harvey was because edna is perfect.
fucking drugguljug trying to steal her away from me
>>746081571
Halo 3
>>746081802
Yes it did. 343 guilty spark my dude.
>>746081838
Still. Not the original.. But I guess he meant or you're taking it as, before odst. Before 343 anyways
>>746081802
But technically everyone's zombies since all races in the galaxy got "revived"
>>746081736
Damn. Was it the microwave that gave it away
>>746081802
Lest we forget captain Jacob Keyes getting throat punched as a flood form.
>>746081863
When you say original.. I think halo: combat evolved. Not original as in the first trilogy..
>>746081900
Fuck you have a point.
>>746081780
Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath.
