Hello /b/, Femanon here, back again with a vocaroo thread. Primarily non-lewd requests (perhaps a few exceptions) show me what you got.
>>746068294
"I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir." Do you maggots understand that?"
>>746068867
https://vocaroo.com/i/s03MNZkNpmWE
>perhaps a few exceptions
Well, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take...
"Here, I'll teach you how to make her cum. It's real easy. Take this, it's already plugged in. There's two settings, low and high. Do the low one cause she cums way faster, and just mash the whole thing against her cunt. Now we just wait... she'll stop crying when she can't fight it anymore. ...There we go! Good girl!"
>>746068294
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s03MNZkNpmWE
I think i got it but could you explain the term vocaroo ? :)
>>746069678
Sounds gay you fgt
"Oh, I was just returning the cursed soda-drink hat to its original owner, Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen." "He was number one!"
>>746068294
No tits today OP ?
>>746068294
Swiggity Swooty gotta get me dat white gurl booty.
please do your best pickle rick impersonation
>>746068294
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
>>746069887
Of course.
man it's a hot one
>>746068294
COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?
>>746068294
"Thats a cute babydick you got there Theodore, it must be at least 2 inches, to be honest i think you belong in diapers babyboy.. mommy will take care of that for you don't you worry"
>>746068294
I'm just playing, baby, this the land of the free
Where you can get a Glock and a gram for the cheap
Where you can live your dreams long as you don't look like me
Be a puppet on a string, hanging from a fucking tree
(Aghh!)
>>746070066
Proceed
"Sometimes you just need a good coffee and a gun to be happy, maybe it sounds weird but when you feel the cold steel in your hand and the hot coffee down in your throat, my friend; nothing can beat you"
>>746070066
Op delivers with dubs. GG op.
>>746070066
I'm going on like 4 days here with all these tits and never feet. Pls post feet :(
>>746068294
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."
Read real innocent:
"Like this? ...Am I doing good, Daddy?"
>>746070066
Thanks nice tits and nice doubles
>>746070066
Nice.
I have a special request.
"Hello Mr. Kirsch, you are the biggest *FUCKING* beta male faggot ever to grace this Earth. Please keep continuing to not procreate you kissless momma's boy"
You got an alright voice, OP. But when you are numb to the attention you get here, make sure to close the door.
>>746068294
"Kris is really gay and Jesse is a far superior Mueller"
[scared] No please, don't put me in the box! I'll be good, just please don't put me back in there!
Can you say "email mother fucker! Boop"
>>746069876
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1VhJaz4FNSG
>>746069927
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z5NfuMeQ24
>>746069995
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0BKlqYaESuX
>>746068294
Lithium, best free TF2 hack.
Mother love me, long time,long time
Sucky sucky fucky fucky
Wanton, Hong Kong, Hong Kong
Hong Kong, wanton, Hong Kong
One time, One time, wanton
Love me long time
Feed on my long schlong
Go back to Hong Kong gong
I'll send you back to Hong Kong
Pair a wanton, wanton
>>746068294
All hail Twisted, may he rule a thousand years longer.
You may know everything im going to do, but that's not going to help you because I'll know everything you're going to do, STRANGE ISN'T IT?
(macho man) cream of the crop, ooooooooooooo yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhh
>>746070209
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jc8kv92ZHC
"Thereare two types of people in this world. The people who are in tune with reality and those who watch Love & Hip-hop."
>>746070478
Thank you. :)
>>746070817
*slow claps* wow you actually pronounced werbenjagermanjensen. Did you get it on the first try.
>>746068294
Here, try this on for size, please! If you're curious, it goes with pic related.
pastebin dot com slash UwZU1hzd
>>746070066
Also, you are beautiful.
>>746070318
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1V3NU1Otlgs
>>746068294
"Radio Roamers: Where the bad kids go to play"
You sucky sucky, boom boom
Me cocky cocky, boom boom
Me kummm kummm, boom boom
Chakalakalakalakalaka in you
You get pregnant
You get me baby
Me baby come out
Me tell baby, hey baby
You better become a doctor
Baby become doctor
Hey baby
Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished; a vital voice once venerated, now vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violent, vicious, and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance. A vendetta, held as votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and virtuous. Yet verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very great honor to meet you, and you may call me V.
>>746068294
Des-pa-ci-to I wanna rape your body despacito
"I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain."
>>746071295
Thanks! Didn't expect that falling inflection at the end, you read it like a britbonger
Can you please say
"I love you Joe. Don't ever change who you are"
>>746071090
That voice my god, absolutely what I expected thanks
>>746068294
ANON, what do we call you? I have like 3 of your vocaroos saved and they're in a folder called "tits"
>>746068294
Could you please talk like a dumb. giggly bimbo? Doesn't matter exactly what you say.
>>746070564
https://vocaroo.com/i/s180Vh3KEWTL
"I love you Henry-san, lets get married and honeymoon in Budapest."
"Do you hear that? The voices? Sounds like, chanting... Hmm, do you sense it too?"
"you would be fortunate to vacuum the unborn children out of alex's blood engorged mayonnaise cannon"
>>746068294
Can we get just one moan OP? Just one
"I love you henry san, lets get married and honeymoon in budapest"
>>746071788
>>746071894
"Oh, that's tempting... that's so tempting."
>>746068294
Can you just go
ZOO WEE MAMA
for me?
>>746068294
What are your kinks? Also what should we call you?
>>746068294
"Go jerk off to lolis, cum gargling trash monster"
"use the directional buttons to move"
"I think it is very possible that I am here to help you."
>>746071330
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZJ8YkwqxCv
>>746071451
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0rdLicSByrG
>>746071560
Not OP, but yeah
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PseYldPfXy
>>746068294
Make ASMR saying "Tingles" 10 times.
>>746071560
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ugE3gSvmOv
>>746071788
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0bEFHQnzLvL
>>746072160
you do that way too well for a dude, my dude
>>746070927
>>746072155
OP, please. I'm really fucking tired, don't skip me of all people.
>>746070550
>>746072274
don't skip me op
>>746072279
Thanks, you have no idea how many hours it took to get my voice box to do that
>>746068294
read some stuff from the narrator of The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Assassination_of_Jesse_James_by_the_Coward_Robert_Ford#Narrator
>>746071638
>>746072005
Call me anything, I've heard a few individuals call me Zoey-Chan at times.
>>746072384
That's not OP and quit fucking stealing my request to not be skipped.
"For organic life to exist it requires constant adaptation."
>>746071560
feelsadman
>>746068294
"Anytime you feel bad, remember, you're not the WORST person in the world. . ."
>>746072480
there can be more than one fag
>>746071815
plz this
>>746068294
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
"Not even God knows what to do now..."
>>746068294
"Gaze now upon the lands below us. The Scarlet Crusade scurries to undo my work, while Light's Hope stands defiantly against us - a blemish upon these Plaguelands. They must all be shown the price of their defiance."
>>746072384
Not OP, but here ya go, hope I pronounced "Mueller" right
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wmhZiGhwLU
>>746072701
this
>>746072717
thank you
and yeah you got it right
>>746072701
do it in the lich king voice too
“One day, you will understand"
>>746071794
https://vocaroo.com/i/s12W0fpteIpg
>>746071815
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1albsJ1GQwI
Hmm... I have a bit of a lewd. (implied facesitting breath play)
"Hush, now, don't fight it... that's it, smother under me... I can feel all of your little attempts at breath through my panties... *giggle* Goodnight!"
"cole is a ginger cunt and callum is a twat"
>>746072521
https://vocaroo.com/i/s14uYGkOUs7v
>>746070066
cute boobs fam
>>746072552
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1CJVpGxvzWD
Disgusted:
"What do you even like about them? They're just feet... wait, what? God, what is *wrong* with you?"
>>746072830
>>746070927
It's quarter past five in the morning, OP. I've got college to do. Can ya please indulge me?
>>746072832
weirdly hot, except replace panties with thighs or tits and it would be 100% better
>>746072862
>>746072997
Hey what's up, Bananaman?
>>746072669
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0id0vqH3QBn
>>746071986
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XOy7spHynT
>>746072024
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0t3T3l8HoLn
>>746072149
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vwl6oYyWns
>>746072285
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HNFxuv9M0Z
>>746072830
Hot af moan, thanks OP
Zoey-chan <3
>>746073122
Fuck yeah time to sleep. Cheers, OP. You seem cool.
Bowman's Credit Score, in case if you know:
"I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is?
It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks."
"I'm the trashman! I Come out, I throw trash all over the- all over the ring! And then I start eating garbage!
>>746072701
op this
>>746073215
this
>>746073116
Was thinking buff-ass voice, but then I get this cute voice? Both seem to fit.
"Viktor, are you all right?! Viktor!? Viktooor!"
Romans: 16: 16 : greet one another with a holy kiss
>>746073215
I just realized I forgot to end with another quotation mark I'm gonna go kill myself
>>746073043
breasts or butt, I like thighs but never really understood smothering with them...
also fuck you you made me think she replied with a vocaroo ;-;
"Snake whats wrong? Snake! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!
"Oops, i tripped over a ladybug and fell down a well" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>746073291
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1D1zqBW0V0y
While on a hike in the Uwharrie national forest in the foothills of North Carolina, I had a strange experience. I had just walked up a steep foothill and then rested. I continued my walk when the creatures in my vicinity ceased. The creatures in the distance still made noise but it was far off and faint. Then a wind began to blow in my direction from the bottom of a foothill. This continued for approximately thirty seconds without change in current. The wind stopped, the natural noises returned, and I felt watched for the remainder of the hike.
“My will is not my own. Is yours?”
“Yours is a lonely existence.”
“Is it your will to return?”
“To do what you say, is to speak in a language of pure meaning.”
“You face the strongest enemies in the system, and you still live? Interesting.”
“I returned to theTowerto find it empty.”
“TheTraveler's song echoes on.”
“I may be here when you return.”
“I hope to be here again.”
“I cannot promise I will be here when you return… if you return.”
>>746073122
For My girlfriend
: "Why were you late Bree, I was waiting for years-and now I'm a world class spaghetti maker and I have a new family."
>>746073298
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0j0Lq5LQSHu
>>746072160
>>746072248
Thank you. My night just got a little less lonely.
>>746072521
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1UOcCHwxiig
>>746072552
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0a6WEumQNvG
>>746072669
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1LAXIHnahgD
>>746072701
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1T4q9Yx9oIs
>>746072820
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ipqwdSB66d
>>746073557
Thanks anon, you're the best!
>>746073400
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0tEqf4B2MUt
Deathwing: "End? Me? Life-Binder, you think life is yours to take away? Life is weak! Mortal! Fleeting! Fragile! Death is final, death is eternal, death... is my realm. Look upon me, and you see death incarnate: The Unmaker of Worlds!"
>>746072832
op pls this
>>746073828
i love you
Loli voice please, totally not lewd :^)
"Can I stay home and play with my toys, Daddy? Promise I'll keep it secret."
>>746073828
not the scariest lich king voice but hey it works.
>>746068294
Zoey-chan (or whatever your name is) I love your voice work, you need practice but you've got such a sweet voice, you should try VA work if you haven't already.
damn nobody's sayin tits or gtfo guess when chicks aren't sluts we out here respectin women
>>746068294
"I am the captain now"
>>746068294
Just say "ay Manolo que bueno está el guacamole"
"Wefight, we cry, we laugh, and we know each other like the back of our hands. Not only are you my best friend, but my significant other, and I wouldn't change that for anything."
>>746068294
where's Marvin at
hey Marvin you around?
>>746074112
i agree
this
“Oh, what a day. What a lovely day!”
(with southern accent )
As Garfield drove he saw a kid taking drugs and ruining his life. Garfield was enraged by the waste of the youth and ran him over with his pickup truck.
"Drugs are for dopes go back to education!" Said Garfield.
"Yes you are right Garfield." Said the kid who stopped doing drugs and went back to school for degrees.
Garfield than arrived at the vampire warehouse where the vampire gangsters held their Natalie Portman. Garfield notices there was a vampire gangster guarding the entrance.
"Oh, no its Garfield I must make alarm!" Said the vampire gangster.
"The only alarm you will be making is in hell!" Said Garfield as he shot the vampire gangster in the chest with his Desert Eagle.
"HA Garfield! Vampires can only be killed with steaks and suns!" Said the vampire gangster.
"Fool my bullets are made of suns." Said Garfield with astrophysics.
"Oh no I am dead!" Said the stupid vampire gangster as he burned away.
Pls OP you have no idea how much this means to me
>>746074135
Shes posted tits in every thread and in this one too
>>746072832
so lewd
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1J4YZcBzYg9
>>746070066
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qe4CAI5JK3
>>746073690
I need this, please Ms. Voice lady
"YOU FACE JARAXXUS, EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION!"
>>746074283
ah never mind then, apologies.
>>746072832
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1RDC0BLDF2o
>>746073020
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1yHk4HN7Ty8
>>746073205
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0xVh6qHIeAD
>>746073215
https://vocaroo.com/i/s07u2YGDLpSy
>>746073400
https://vocaroo.com/i/s162dUz2IbND
>>746074028
Totally not lewd
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1uc7crev3n8
>>746070705
What are you doing with all these boop voice clips?
>>746074286
you can't fool me, you're a dude!
I CAME FOR OP!
"Hey V-chan, you have a new message. Teehee."
>>746074395
T R A Y U S H
>>746074135
She already gave tits. Twice at least.
>>746074137
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1GaqkkbqVgy
"Ahh...what's that smell? The sweet blood, oh, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man sick..."
>>746074464
Gotta admit though, I'm pretty good, right?
Hey, I'm just here to exorcise my voice yo
>>746074395
God bless you OP
>>746074395
guh my dick
and my heart
but mostly my dick
>>746074451
Turn my phone into a personal assistant with you voice using alarm telling me when to do stuff or when I get a email or notification.
I'm on a mission that niggas say is impossible
but when I swing my swords they all choppable
Can anyone dump her other boob pics?
Aw, no interest in mine, OP? Is it too long? Or too weird, perhaps? Let me know, and I'll think of something better. >>746071268
>>746068294
"Kept you waiting, huh?"
"Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
>>746073393
pls
"half dead"
>>746074920
Lurk more faggot she even posted as ass pic
>>746073393
This one would be great.
Manly, maybe even Russian voice needed.
"Don't worry, anon. Your dick is safe with me!"
"That's when you know you've found somebody really special, when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share a silence."
>>746073393
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1GaqkkbqVgy
"Well duh! What do you think my panties smell like? Roses? Listen, I'm having tuna for dinner and I don't want to hear you implying that my panties smell like dead fish anymore! Geeeez"
"Omae wa mo shindeiru" or "Nani!?"
Ok op don't fail me now
"You look so pitiful down there, helplessly sniffing my ass... O-Oh! I didn't expect for a fart to come out just then, but... you sniffed it all up... You like that, hmm? Well, I've got more coming, just wait... Tonight's going to be fun."
"Traps are gay"
or
"Traps aren't gay"
make your choice OP
>>746073929
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zXJikXlz7k
>>746073690
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1hqoLdfbGeu
>>746074028
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hdqjM0MJDQ
>>746074137
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1P9O2ipkkZ0
>>746074220
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1lNyHlBlD2y
>>746074255
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WaxM3lZ8av
>>746075079
This one Op
>>746068294
"guys with tiny dicks belong in panties"
>>746075239
https://vocaroo.com/i/s15ReAPq8agI
>>746075321
>>746075270
wrong recording mah dood
>>746074112
Thank you! I have not tried out any VA work yet. :)
ok this is the last world of warcraft quote:
"I am the lucid dream, the monster in your nightmares, the Fiend of a Thousand Faces, Cower before my true form! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH!! MADNESS WILL CONSUME YOU!!"
>>746075465
hey man
...
yeah you're probably right
>>746075546
Plz be a bad-ass villain in a video game, that would be adorable and hilarious.
>>746075400
Can you say this for my friend who isn't gay but we call him gay so much that it's basically true
(He also has a fondness for Asian girls)
"Hey roman, it's luh nawn the Asian one and I love you, just kidding i'm a gay trap come and love me"
>>746075662
The dreamer has control over a lucid dream. That's a lot less scary than like... a normal dream.
>>746075400
Last one was pretty good kek
>>746075400
I feel really good right now. Thank you and Garfield for bringing me joy
"Get busy living, or get busy dying"
“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people"
>>746074395
I can live contently now. Props to OP.
t. Bowman anon
>>746074710
pls
>>746075511
>>746073393
Oops. my bad
https://vocaroo.com/i/s02D5A82CCLO
>>746075233
Nothing. My laziness and impatience are getting the best of me.
>>746075963
thank
>>746068294
Can you record yourself crying softly for like 30s?
>>746068294
Sing me a verse of your favorite song, pls :3
You'dbetter believe it, buster.
>>746075885
https://vocaroo.com/i/s00GRZrSg0wf
>>746075814
it means they control the dream
>>746074395
>>>746072832
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1RDC0BLDF2o
>>>746073020
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1yHk4HN7Ty8
>>>746073205
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0xVh6qHIeAD
>>>746073215
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s07u2YGDLpSy
>>>746073400
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s162dUz2IbND
Okay this truly is the best OP
>>746075814
yogg saron, that is
>>746076156
>>746075000
C'mon OP, don't keep me waiting ;).
"See, isn't this better than jerking off?"
>implication
>>746075887
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0DC6VQbqFeK
>>746076266
you're in their dream when they say that?
>>746072022
Come on op, it's not even that bad
Zoey-chan! Pleease just the intro?
https://youtu.be/yy5THitqPBw
You had plenty of money in 1922.
You let other women make a fool of you.
Why don't you do right,
like some other men do?
Get out of here,
Get me some money too.
You're sittin' down wondering what it's all about.
If you ain't got no money they will, put you out.
Why don't you do right,
like some other men do?
Get out of here,
Get me some money too.
Now if you had prepared 20 years ago,
You wouldn't be a wandering now from door to door.
Why don't you do right,
like some other men do?
Get out of here,
get me some money too.
Get out of here,
get me some money too.
Why don't you do right,
like some other men do?
Get out of here,
Give me some money too.
Get out of here,
Give me some money too.
Why don't you do right?
>>746075000
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0pv7WHyutWg
Checked.
>>746075005
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0K9tpuwwHQK
>>746075239
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1fGfNYQqcPW
>>746075282
https://vocaroo.com/i/s12Q4mtfnJj7
>>746075321
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1pkzeSNSrCd
>>746075321
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1dmMdfLIfbG
>>746075353
https://vocaroo.com/i/s08xHRY64EAQ
>>746075449
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1BPtVuGHU00
>>746076310
Not OP, but here ya go
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0bmOHtuxIeo
>>746076367
i dont remember i havent fought yogg saron in a while.
>>746076385
do "Im not bad, im just drawn that way"
>>746076340
>tfw trump was a loli all along
>>746074330
This image stirs my cores
>>746076448
"traps are gay"
OP is best OP
>>746076448
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1BPtVuGHU00
Thanks op
>>746076367
its in ulduar, i know that
>>746068294
tfw op is hot and it reminds you you'll never be in a relationship with someone that attractive and you can only go get drunk at parties and hook up with girls cause you dont know how you are a mongoloid and cant keep up friendships and relationships no matter how hard you try
"The future... The future is burning blue! My sword of mine burns with an awesome power! It's burning blade tells me to defeat you! TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY HOPE, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!!"
>>746072022
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JbXZGH04aJ
>>746076385
my fuckin man that's hands down the best disney movie
>>746076454
ok, sure. If you're in their dream and they're boasting about it being a lucid dream, sure, that's sp00ky. If they're in YOUR head and they say the same, it's retarded
>>746076547
this means nothing to me, my knowledge of WoW memes stops at hearthstone
>>746076659
use ur voice for something else rather than these dweebs
>>746076659
???????? my i couldnt even type the end of this sentence right ?????????
>>746076460
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1G4TyLJ5HfK
>>746075807
This Please
>>746076659
i feel ya my dude
>>746076659
>>746076725
lmao wrong pic
Hmm... I should do voice in this thread some time.
Here's a recording of my voice from earlier.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1y2sDcI2xD8
>>746074873
I see. I hope you're able to complete your personal assistant. Her voice would be awesome for that.
>>746076491
What did he mean by this?
>>746076718
you go into their dream where he controls it. so ye its spooky as hell
"he FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding"
Ass and Snatch OP
please read pic related op!
>>746068294
And Finland loses again.
>>746076702
It's is! Zoey-chan got the whole room lit like Jessica Rabbit. <3
Say "I'M FUNNY TEEMO NOW, NOT EVEN CLOSE TEEMO" por favor
>>746068294
4chan was a big mistake...
In your best Daria tone please :9
>>746076874
ok neat, I retract my initial criticism :^)
he still instantly mulches himself and you wasted your entire turn, but that's a different issue
>>746075807
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZAoqY3ycPV
>>746075885
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1l7Up3plgSQ
>>746075887
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sbQkyzB3l8
>>746076334
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0NGv4DUpjoR
>>746076368
https://vocaroo.com/i/s148xVvcHQqi
>>746076460
https://vocaroo.com/i/s198ZCiL5xsp
>>746074330
>>746076491
>>746076849
Is that Mako Mankonshoku cosplay?
>>746068294
Hey OP, do you frequent the voice threads over on /soc/? >>>/soc/25650632
>>746076906
this but "the" not "he"
>>746076683
this op?
>>746076683
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWXp8fwV9b
>>746070066
u have a nice perky pair of boobs miss, pls take care of them so they wont sag
Say "check ya later" in a cute partially stoned voice pls
So I'm trying to get someone to do Pic related from every voice thread I've been in. Only one has complied and they fucked it up, help me /b/.
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y’all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y’all don’t live with that nigga Y’all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin’ at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin’ playin’ him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil’ Reese and them.
Pleece
>>746076847
Me to just trying to cover all the basic function when it comes to task and all that other crap one needs a little hand remembering. Also a + waking up to her voice because I'm currently struggling with mental health issues and I need something to keep me focus on what's real for me...
>>746075807
>>746076799
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gt1iAwanwV
>>746077001
thread about voice lines and where talking about wow bosses
"nuthin like a good nut"
"It just goes to show you—for every woman you jerk off to, there’s a tired husband/boyfriend/significant other jerking off to some other bitch."
Alright you've done two really strange ones so far so I feel like I'm not pushing it...
"Go ahead, honey... that's it... smother. Just concentrate on how soft my breasts are on your face... it won't hurt if you just give yourself to me... That's it... shh..."
im staying here till it dies
"Make them suffer!"
"Down with GDI!"
"Kill or be killed!"
"Kill em all! Kill em all! Kill em all!!!"
(Bonus rupies for the last.)
>>746077507
this would hit me right in the dick. plz do
>>746076695
>>746077016
Thank you both for such a wonderful gift. I guess christmas came early
>>746070705
Bump for this guy. Sounds like it would really help him out.
come back op :(
>>746076906
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HGl8Gue9dk
Apologies for the squeaky chair at times.
>>746077050
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XCBWnHP237
>>746077087
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0UN2rZT1q2S
>>746077301
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1bPEpC2IVZC
>>746077445
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0dflj46e17K
>>746077507
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fXd5P19s5P
>>746077578
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1J0xua4trVa
>>746068294
D.va saying "You dont have to be so rough with me nghhh"
>>746077810
I felt chills fam.
>>746070705
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uXaWRvrRGZ
Fucking based OP.
Could you say in a slow and menacing voice: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and... Shine.
>>746077981
Fucking best one
"Did you honestly think you'd be able to beat me in a wrestling match? You can barely even push my ass off of your face!"
>>746078010
this
You hear that sound, you hear it? Its you dying, one second at a fucking time. Lets get the fuck out of here.
>>746069726
read this lewd trash, please
Saturdays are for the boys
>>746077104
Please do
Can you say "It's all in the diddledaddle fam"
>>746076922
P-Please OP?
>>746078173
is that two kids on top of each other
"from then on i was the kid who shit on hugo the hornet"
loli mode engage: "I'm grown up for my age!"
It takes a long time, but God dies too
But not before he'll stick it to you
Thx
"Come to bed still goose and cuddle my butt while we watch the news. I love watch the world burn in a civil manner with you by my side." *kiss sound like you kiss me on the cheek*
>>746078099
This!
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y’all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y’all don’t live with that nigga Y’all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin’ at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin’ playin’ him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil’ Reese and them.
>>746078099
this cause dubs
"you can make it as an artist!! dont listen to your parents logan! you can do it" please )':
>>746068294
How do we come back from this?
You don't.
Welcome to a world without Light.
Guardian, something's wrong...
Do not look at me, creature!
You are weak. Undisciplined. Cowering behind walls. You're not brave. You've merely forgotten the fear of death.
Allow me to reacquaint you.
Your kind never deserved the power you were given. I am Ghaul. And your light... is mine.
"LIFE IS AGONY, I SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BORN!"
>>746076822
i got the message thx amigo
>>746077104
>>746078277
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JsoF3q2W5s
>>746078173
op pls
>>746077578
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1LdEhyWaQtK
>>746078010
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sWSsUG0W3c
>>746078099
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0yd0O1kHZzF
>>746078283
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1KVZY1EeH5z
>>746078352
https://vocaroo.com/i/s03cmJ9GwPM1
>>746078427
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1P2LI5vIzpj
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me
when will this thread hit character limit holy shit
>>746078717
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s03cmJ9GwPM1
Thanks
>>746076937
Pleas
>>746076922
>>746078352
Not OP but here ya go
"kardashian are a socialist brand making America into a cuck nation of betas and traps"
>>746078523
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1TsDWgLVY47
OP, please read my sonnet:
She has sparks that dance in her eyes
That force my heart to do the same
And in my soul, they ignite a flame,
That soon makes me realize…
To act on this love, a plan I must devise
And to an all consuming love, my spirit soon became
Whose will is so powerful that no God could tame
The secret of my lust, it would soon compromise.
She gave no signals for which I could make an inference
Dear God, the only thing worse than rejection
Is to be met with curt indifference.
I’ve got so much love to give,
But she would not accept it
This affection rots inside my soul and turns itself to hatred
>>746078636
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1xiFxV0b4P6
"Feelinh youe buldge through your boxers is getting my panties wet... Can I pick it?"
OKAY OP YOU SEXY RELIABLE BASTARD
"That's it... drink. You're struggling now, but soon you'll be begging me for my milk... Keep swallowing, mouthful after mouthful... Let my breasts feed you, baby..."
"Vape in my pussy and call me your meme slut!"
>>746078717
"Be sure to get Doug on the phone and let him know about the developments in Sarleon and keep him out of the loop regarding Remy. We need this bill passed people."
>>746074710
pretty please OP
