Faces of /b/ Am I attractive?
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Am I attractive?
I'd eat your poop.
>>746066873
Pretty cute
>>746066946
XxX
>>746066873
If you weren't such a faggot you might be. Really boy, drop the hat and get a haircut. You also look skinny as fuck, take up kick boxing or something
>Gyms are for gays
>>746066998
Or suck your dick. Whatever.
>>746067081
I did have very long hair. The hats a security thing.
>>746066873
showtits.jpg
>>746066873
Yeah, you're a nice looking guy.
We belong to the master
>>746067369
>>746067691
>greasy
Ew, get a better diet and shave you fat fuck.
>>746067717
>tattoo
What a fucking faggot.
>>746067717
nice.... sharpie in pooper.
>>746067801
Who shaves their chest??
>>746067955
7/10 would chill with
>>746067955
You really wanna kill yourself, don't you?
>>746067985
Faggots. Why the question, though?
>>746068040
I'm blitzed on painkillers and lonely.
>>746068087
Bonjour
>>746068193
Salut, ça va?
>>746068208
Were you in breaking bad? 7.5/10
>>746066873
>>746066998
>>746067226
>>746067691
>>746067717
>>746067955
>>746068087
>>746068109
>>746068208
A whole thread of faggots.
>>746068285
nah, she was in jessica jones
>>746068235
perdu sur analgésiques
>>746068411
I'll take that as a complement
owo what the fuck is this shit?
>>746068634
wojak/10
>>746068631
Is your name Krysten per chance?
>>746068829
It is not
>>746068634
Are you a nazi
>>746068040
yeah but that's my resting face
Op
>>746068919
Why do you think that? Is it because I'm white and bald, you fucking racist? Check your privilege.
>>746068879
In that case, congrats on being pretty. Krysten Ritter would def get it.
>>746068993
Wow this is a weird day 4chan said something nice about my face.
>>746069158
Ditto. I'm OP. I was expecting a barrage of hate. Maybe I'm a little disappointed...
Op is fag
>>746069333
Checked. And thanks. You have made my experience of starting this thread complete.
Gud evenin fellas
Rate? Comments? Suggestions? Suicide advice?
Oh trips, you are really a fag now
>>746069417
You've practically obscured half your face.
>>746069417
>>746069512
Ever heard a quitcha
>>746069612
Pretty hot girl
>>746069612
>>746069626
Come back when you hit puberty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>746068631
you're beautiful B in 23
>>746069626
This is how you wear a beanie. You could have a conehead under that thing
>>746069417
eat tim hortons till you die of heart disease. it might take years, but they're alright for donuts.
>>746069262
hahah I mean you can always try again
>>746069612
too cute too be real. /thread.
>>746069697
Quitcha bitchin
Also how does someone whose 6'3 not hit puberty?
>>746069880
My eyebrows are one of my best features and I barely have a forehead so i wear it like that. Plus im pretty self concious about my cone head
>>746069697
Ok I'm sorry for cursing at you and roasting back that link made my night.
>>746069880
what's wrong with cone heads?
>>746070067
How about some constructive criticism? You have quite pale skin so you could really capitalise on that and try some dark eye shadow/liner. Your eyes are nice and big so draw attention to them.
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>>746069626
Show us your bare chest
>>746069417
Ben Afleck 1989, is that you?
>>746070355
Am not gril so nothing to offer other than some moobage
>>746069672
>>746070104
Thank you thank you
>>746070354
I would cook dinner for you and run you a nice bubble bath
>>746066873
You look like a throwback to the Adventures of Pete and Pete.
>>746070410
(X) to wish
Xxxxxxx
>>746070511
Is that a compliment? I grew up on that 90s Nick
>>746070452
More?
>>746068208
>>746069612
Reveal your breasts, foul harlots, or begone!
>>746070452
well i'm dead. those eyes... wow.
>>746070330
I rarely bother with makeup but thank you for the advise!
>>746070702
Expecting women on /b/, anon?
>>746070436
Of course you're not a girl. Just show us your moobs.
>>746070147
>Also how does someone whose 6'3 not hit puberty?
Reminds of the time when /fit/ used trigonometry to out a manlet. Don't lie on the internet.
>>746070354
Pretty convincing trap
>>746070634
Thank
>>746070702
No tits for you guy.
>>746070777
>fixed
>>746070948
You sound like a manlet to me stay mad yoda
>>746070742
I am straight but I did dress in drag for halloween last year so I got good at make up
>>746071061
LEAVE THEN
EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS AESTHETICALLY PLEASING
WE'RE ALL ATTRACTIVE
And if we aren't, who cares - the 2/10 life has treated me well; I have a great life and I am blessed.
By the way I'm undecided between cooking some kinda risotto, and baking a cake for lunch. Wat do?
>>746071061
this image makes me want to be a better person.
>>746071193
I love the shirt dude
>>746071193
who the hell has cake for lunch? make risotto.
>>746071125
shame boner
>>746071125
you'd be a cute trap. regardless.
>>746070702
I can but well I'm pretty fucking flat
>>746071239
Hey thanks man! Picked it up in Hong Kong if I remember correctly
>>746071125
you are really good!
>>746071283
Well banana cake is like simple, filling and goes pretty good with some coffee yaknow. You should try it some time
>>746071193
I agree cool shirt.
>>746071120
Pic related.
>>746071283
Winners have cake for lunch. Fuck off loser.
>>746071292
Eat something before you die.
>>746071370
>>746071125
Here's another ;)
>>746071449
I have some shoes with a similar pattern. Like parrots n palm trees
>>746071537
i guarantee you have at least one friend who questioned their sexuality because of this. probably made them better as a person.
i have 5th level autism
>>746071778
I used to do the guyliner thing and confused a lot of my friends
>>746071061
love this face.
>>746071832
hence the picture is sideways
>>746071537
Cheers. I hope you took a dick pic in drag.
>>746071766
Exactly!
I love these kinda shirts, I have a pretty decent collection. If I could find a pair of custom nikes with a similar pattern that actually looked good, my life would be complete.
>>746071869
Sadly I didn't. I wore boxers under the dress. I've played a few gigs in a corset and suspenders however but this is going back years so those pictures have long gone.
>>746066873
just lose the hat and get a hair cut you'd look fine
>>746068634
You remind me of a guy who only talks to egirls on discord but only gets their attention because you say you're going to kill yourself
>>746071947
Found em. They're vans
>>746072115
I don't use Discord at all. I'm a massive freetard and I only use free and libre open source software.
Install Gentoo.
>>746071978
Damn. You obviously enjoy it then. Next time, take some dick pics and post them on here. </degenerate>
There's only one real face of /b/ ...
>>746072141
Nice pedal board dude
>>746070470
describe dinner
>>746072337
Yes sir
>>746072141
I am impressed, you are a confirmed gentleman & scholar.
>>746072337
degents are best gents
>>746072383
I make a rad Bolognese. It's very thirsty so I add a lot of red wine.
rate?
>>746071197
>>746071851
Cuties
>>746072383
do you have any dietary restrictions?
>>746071832
faggot
>>746072383
Then you'd get thrown I'm this to relax
>>746071125
no offense bro but u would make one uglyyy ass woman
>>746072569
don't care if real, made my day.
>>746071061
gtfo with ur big ass nose and corny snapchat filter basic bitch
>>746071537
>straight
ya suuuuuuure dude
>>746072586
my heart will fall out if I eat tomatoes or green beans.
>>746072529
>>746072635
is the bath optional
>>746072373
Thanks. It has about 6 miles of leds underneath
>>746072675
getting boners with filters... its alright... its how edgy 2017 got
>>746072797
it's her you fools
>>746072797
What else can you do to unwind? I think baths are great.
>>746072529
>Teflon
You can't make a great sauce in a non stick pan.
R8
>>746073142
I would happily invite you over and prove you wrong.
>>746073177
hey um random question. would u let me suck a creamy fresh log from your anus..?
>>746073223
Manc scum
>>746072992
baths are okay, i'm just autistic about getting my hair wet. plus i pretty much never turn on the lights in the bathroom so it's just pitch black.
>>746072977
<3
>>746073177
rawr bitch rawr
>>746073223
you look like the bad guy from the green lantern movie
>>746073223
it's my nigga mega mind
>>746073310
I always use candles in my bathroom. Plus it has no windows. It's very cosy.
>>746072797
Lightly buttered and seasoned bowtie noodles with Parmesan. A light salad with raspberry vinaigrette and White wine.
If bath is part of it, indoor soaking tub, with bath bomb and smooth jazz and chocolate strawberries.
alt... pizza, bombpop, sweatpants lovesack movie hot coco and high five in the shower.
>>746069612
Are you 16 yet? I'll have sex with you if you're not
>>746073258
only after saying no homo
>>746066873
you look like a school shooter. not that bad
>>746073177
Just got baked. R8 pls
>>746072871
no boner, just like the atheistic. I probably dated someone similar and not making the connection.
>>746073871
I was born in 1997.
>>746073223
do you have any balloons?
>>746073979
Hello fellow cheekbone blessed Adonis. What you toking?
>>746073326
I know dinosawr and that is xcutex!
>>746074086
Don't know the name of it. Got it from a buddy of mine. Whatever it is, it's nice.
Post blessed face
>n-no homo
10/10
>>746074069
Ohh that's a shame..too old
>>746074232
I'm OP. I could do with something to smoke but I've been popping painkillers for about 7 hours. Probably gonna have liver failure but oh well, I feel good right now
>>746074282
fucking pedophile
>>746074280
You got that 10 backwards. Let me fix it for you:
>01/10
>>746074591
if it were backwards wouldn't it be 01/01?
>>746073577
that does sound pretty romantic
>>746073799
>Lightly buttered and seasoned bowtie noodles with Parmesan. A light salad with raspberry vinaigrette and White wine.
hnnnnggggg
>>746074839
Just the numerator friendo
>>746074967
It's just habit. As soon as I get in from work I light incense and candles. Makes the place feel less lonely. I made myself sad.
Be gentle
soup /b/
>>746074985
understood.
>>746075123
Nigger.
>>746075331
Go back to Tumblr, bitch.
>>746074967
sounds like you liked dinner lol
You look like a nigger
>>746075331
Would fug. Blue hair is my fetish
>>746075123
would play street fighter with
>>746075419
I'm spooked
>>746075419
that's a guy
anyone alive?
>>746075445
For pudding I made us all diabetes-inducing flapjacks
>>746075595
Lose some weight and cut your hair you degenerate
>>746075595
You have kind eyes anon
>>746075513
It's all about Tekken, Injustice 2 or Marvel Vs Capcom 2. But I don't play video games much these days anyways.
>>746075680
Come to my flat, we can fix that
>>746072569
THATS A BABE RIGHT THERE.
>>746075704
I'm doing you a favor. Trust me, your quality of life will increase exponentially after getting /fit/
>>746075796
you have garou?
>>746075796
It's not due to any lack of resources. It's because I have responsibilities as an adult and can't play video games all day.
>>746066873
me
>>746075875
youre one lame nigga :/
>>746075803
you and the thousands and thousands before you anon. thanks.
>>746075875
Me too. After work, gym and socialising I get maybe a few hours each weekend. (It's more to look at =/)
>>746075894
How long you been growing that beard?
>>746075583
I'm a girl
>>746076023
I would, regardless of what's between your legs
>>746076023
tits or get the fuck out.
>>746075972
After work, the gym, and school, I have about -3 hours or so to sleep. So I mean good luck finding time inbetween that. I'm procrastinating right now. Just took my first rest in a week. I'm about to get up and finish some homework
Guy OP is probably a cop trying to ID everyone. Those pics were probably stolen.
>>746075953
If a thousand people tell you something, maybe it's not them that are in the wrong. But hey, what do I know? I'm sure you're aware of your shortened lifespan due to your choices. It's not too late to change anon. Everyone should seek improvement
>>746076023
do you vidya/draw?
>>746076215
are you high?
>>746076019
two weeks approx.
i know that my beard is fucking unequal but i'll wait for it to grow mi beard.
>>746076161
What you studying? I feel the pain. When I was at uni I worked at McDonald's. Like 60 hour weeks to stay solvent. Plus I was in a semi popular band and we would gig maybe 3 times a week. I did a lot of drugs basically. Now I've got the corporate job I wanted but I still have no free time
>>746076388
Civil Engineering. I work nights at a hotel valeting cars. I do no drugs other than caffeine from time to time. Because i'm not a fucking pussy.
>>746076379
This is me at 3 months... I'm 30 soon ffs
eh
>>746076291
No, just a /fit/ tard
>>746076515
this is my 5 o clock shadow
>>746076490
Good man. I haven't touched anything for 6 years now. Tell me about civil engineering? I did finance and business management. Now I facilitate the audit team at my local hospital
>>746076614
You must have testes like basketballs
>>746076515
>30
>3 months
joder man, do you know why your beard grows so slow? but it doesn't look bad after all
>i'm 20.
>>746077007
I guess the only good thing is because I barely have to shave my skin stays in good condition.
>>746066873
you look like you just started hrt
>>746068208
can your eyes focus on the same thing at once?
>>746069612
you'd be hot if you weren't a cunt
>>746076074
seconded >>746076023
>>746075595
> average 4chan user
>>746077720
You included?
>>746077586
At least I'm not a fucking loser like you've always been. :)
>>746078301
We are all losers.
>>746078301
But you're the one posting pictures of yourself on /b/ for attention. You're equally of a loser as all of us
everyone here is a loser
Including myself for scrolling /b/ on a Saturday night
>>746071778
>>746071842
Fucking degenerate faggots
>>746079108
Hello
>>746079240
LOL
>>746079383
Lots of love =)
>>746079437
omg, you bettcha
>>746067081
im a faggot as him, and did what you said but reality is that i love rock bitches and they didn't give a fuck about me hen i got cut hair and was a model walking, i let faggot self again and im happy than ever, one needs to be whoever he or he feels like not other dudes
>>746079373
the longer I stare at this picture, the more I smell nickels
r8 and h8
>>746081351
OP back again. 8/10. You are handsome for sure
>>746081351
Nice shirt btw
>>746073177
muh fellow emo
>>746081351
Damn dude strong 8/10 fag talking
>>746066873
yea
>>746081497
>>746081772
wowee, thank you... now I actually feel kinda nice about myself
>>746079108
timestamp
>>746081864
Wanna fuck?
>>746073177
>>746081650
i'd pay to watch you two fuck
blonde guy has to be bottom
>>746082063
Im perfectly fine with being bottom, I need it
>>746076222
Yes I do
>>746072542
log/10
>>746071292
Omfg you're too cute
Is there any chance that you're gay?
>>746066873
Discount Jesse Eisenberg. There's worse things to be.
:3 rates n e 1??? xD
>>746084313
Your uncle's dick won't suck it's self get the fuck out of here. Cancerous swine.
>>746084313
OMGWTF So hawt rawr xDDDD :3 :3
>>746084574
OMGBBQ tY~~~~~ :3 you make me feel so beatiful, just for you ill givez ya all me luvz xD
>>746075202
This. Is SO fucking accurate man.
>>746075202
i can tell you'd be really attractive if you lost all that weight
right now though you're locked into "cool fat friend" mode
>>746085100
Idk who is considering this guy as a "cool friend"
>>746069626
nice zumiez stickers homie i work there lmfao
>>746069612
attractive for b
all of you are attractive wtf
>>746085762
dont lie to them thats rude
>>746077720
>>746077934
rip. Lol i really do look like the average one, its true.
>>746085802
it no lie they are beautiful (the bois at least...)
>>746085852
ied still fuck me though :D
>>746085908
>>746086079
AHHHH KILL IT
>>746086079
got any more?
>>746086123
LOL
>>746086123
>>746086239
Are you a dude or a dudette
>>746086320
dude
>>746086382
When I was a bit skinnier
>>746086382
As i said, i worked hard and did maybe too many uppers
>>746086966
you have a hot body and face, anon
>>746073177
what brand hoodie is that? i tried image reverse searching the emblem, but couldnt find none
>>746087253
Thank you. I wish I could believe it but it prevents arrogance. I used to get a lot of shit because people assumed I was a 'player' when in truth the idea of that behaviour makes me feel ill.
Got rekt by a drunk driver a few weeks ago. Had to get some stitches in my head, hence the hat.
>tfw clavicle is still fractured
>tfw insurance company hasn't given me an update on whether they'll pay for surgery
>tfw don't even give a fuck any more, resuming life as usual with broken bone
Not sure how it feels, lads.
>>746087522
Do you have more of your face?
>>746087599
Sorry to hear dude. You give off a warm and trusting image =)
>>746087631
I'm OP. Look nearer the top of the thread
>>746072977
is she bulking?
>>746087678
Thanks, fam.
I haven't even bothered with painkillers in the last few days. Broken shoulder makes some tasks more difficult than usual -- had a hard time eating Indian food last night, given all the naan-tearing -- but it's not terrible otherwise.
Pre-accident pic.
i was 16 at the time. 24 as of posting of today.
>>746087721
Ohh! Wow! :D
>>746071832
7/10 dont wear Aeropostale its 2017 but ur smashable
>>746087919
That's a lovely photo.
My buddy got knocked off his bike about 5 months ago and broke his collar bone. Had to have this awkward sling for ages. Also, he had just had brain surgery (unrelated to the accident) so we had to be very careful with him when we met up for drinks. I can only imagine how awkward everyday shit can become!
>>746087953
Yea that's me. Don't normally get wows so thanks
>>746068796
>>746068634
The resemblance is uncanny.
roast me
