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prove you're an oldfag
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
OP blends his shit and drinks it
>>746045935
who are you to tell me what to do ?
Is this the tale of political kingmaking we've all been waiting for or just a shitty art house film?
>>746045935
Would this actually feel good? Is so how do i make it
This
>>746045935
Hahaha I've been on the o'chan for years now bucko why do I need to prove my superiority to a pleb such as you?
>>746047325
Guessing it's shit-lib propaganda.
The media had it out for him even worse than for Trump.
Fun Fact: people didn't initially believe the gangstas delivering crack story because the media (Lugenpresse) had lied about him so many times before.
>>746047551
I personally love him, he's got the most street cred I've ever seen in a morbidly obese white man
Nerf this
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>>746045935
i wonder how my dick would feel in this
>>746045935
I used to stick my dick in those things
The ones with the animals inside where the best IMO
>>746047835
At first I thought the baby was under the giant ass of some bizarre amputee.
>>746047602
Can't tell if this is bait or just retarded
>>746048281
tbh it really doesn't work. It slides over your dick with 0 friction.
>>746047835
first i thought what animals are photografing a baby next to an butthole
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>>746048470
"than" kek
>>746047864
>I personally love him, he's got the most street cred I've ever seen in a morbidly obese white man
I fell in love with him (no homo) because of his stance on the month long LGBTQIA festival (pic related).
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get on my level
>>746048607
Oh, that's what i'm talking about..... this is my favorite of his drunken tirades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4MQnmQdsb4
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FUCKYOUNEWFAGS
lol internet
>>746048813
never beat it
>>746047422
Kek
>>746049490
If you know Group X you're officially an old faggot
>>746048281
There's also a seam inside that'll scratch the hell out of your dick
>>746048813
plague inc
>>746049803
YA MAN
Although.
it doesn't make me feel any better. Just makes me feel like I'm surrounded by a bunch of immature children.
>>746048813
parasites are sneakiest and always get madagascar
I remember /i/
>>746045935
what is this toy called?
My spoon is too big. My anus is bleeding.
>>746049988
Taiwanese Phalanges Encasing
>>746047352
Underage b8
>>746049849
no you retard its from pandemic 2
fgsfds
>>746048290
HOW IS THIS OLDFAG, IT WAS POSTED 5 MONTHS AGO ... FAG
>>746048434
This. Came here to post that. Unless you can stop it from rolling it will just feel like nothing
>>746050162
You want to go see Shithead: The Musical, I've got tickets
>>746050323
Get outta heeh
>>746050323
Gimme some tits bitch
>>746050323
There are nudes of her, shitty looking tits. But waiting so long to see them I beat my dick into a coma.
>>746045935
I'm here since 2015
>>746050647
You mean these?
Has anyone ever fractured a ball? If so, any advice?
get it?
>>746049849
newfag detected.
>>746049924
But then Greenland survives.
>>746050915
okih tits actually, any moar?
I got a professional opinion
>>746048972
Kek
>>746050137
source please?
I remember seeing that mug on some private blog with with lots of flash games.
>>746046021
>spiderman is oldfag now
>>746051305
Nope
>>746045935
I can't >:(
>>746045935
8^)
>>746045935
;)
>>746045935
That Satanic copypasta on every thread.
That one thread where people used a program that changed people's messages on chatroulette.
That time when old /b/ happened and everyone was sad.
>habbo hotel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7GeLptca-s
>>746045935
Skynyrd Rules!
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>>746048969
MK Programming TRIGGERED
What is my mission, Sir?
>>746050915
Those are the ones. Shitty looking but I did break my dick to it.
>>746051197
Greenland prevails
>>746047835
wtf is this
>>746054244
Do you understand what newfag means?
>>746045935
what is the gain in that?
NEDM
>>746051485
>starterupsteve
>>746049803
Schwam
>>746045935
I remember before this website made it to the media and was instantly ruined
>>746052353
I'll tell you later.
I've been here for too long, please release me.
>>746049015
Such a great game.
>>746048813
One time I eradicated all of humanity except Russia. Fucking self sanitizing vodka swilling dicks.
>>746050861
Too soon man wtf
N16632
>>746056027
ia mosex
ITT: people posting things they read in the last "prove that youre an oldfag" thread
>>746045935
Not going to lie. I tried to stick my dick in one of these as a kid and it broke.
>new fags can't triforce
>pools closed
>pudi
>EFG
>jim dandy
>>746056322
forgot
/z/
habeeb it
due to aids
daisys destruction
>>746045935
Remember to lurk before you post, guys!
>>746045935
I've been here ages... like, remember the pickle rick meem? xD that was good stuff
>>746056238
about to ask if you could fuck one of those i guess i can. brb got to go to my primary school
>>746045935
Even as a kid I always wondered what it would be like to fuck one of those tbh
>>746045935
I miss those things
Oldfag 775 reporting in sir.
>>746056950
I miss that old faggot, not the new cuck
>>746057560
Chmod
>>746045935
I always wanted to put my whole arm in one and it really pissed me off that I couldn't
Do they still exist? I haven't seen one in years
>>746049803
besh besh besh besh yo gimme dat
>>746058387
Git gud. The best command of all time.
>>746058474
wait, who the FUCK doesnt know about group X schwifty five
You fucking piece of shit
>>746058872
Me? Why?
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>>746059341
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
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>>746045935
Watched the shuttle crash in first grade live on television at school....Challenger that is
>>746047389
Ippiki Ookami?
>>746050915
That fucking cat
I have to be honest, i only joined the 4 chan after being banned from reddit and yikyak went to shit
im not an oldfag i just like to be included
>>746045935
it's spelled oldfage.
2005fag reporting in
>>746048707
FUCK U I TRIED THIS ON MY DADS COMPUTER AND NOW ITS STUCK ON A BLACK SCREEN AND IT WONT START! HELL KILL ME PLEASE HOW DO I FIX IT
>>746061005
THIS ISN'T FUNNY HOW DO I FIX`
>>746045935
IT'S TEH REI
>I only watched the 4kids version and they said Yami was his actual name. They never used terms like Yami Bakura and such.
Thats just 4Kids Shenanigans, like how the Shadow Realm doesnt actually exist and people simply die.
>What happened to the mind crushes though? Seems like a pretty powerful ability and he just stopped using it after like season 1
You see, thats where the "Dark" comes about. Destroying peoples mind is kind of horrible and doesnt make him much better than the other Yamis running around or Pegasus since hes basically putting people through games of life and death.
Its a big plot point of the early manga for Atem to STOP doing that because hes making his spirit darker and darker for it. When he stops, its also a sign that hes becoming "kinder" and listens to his friends since the last time he tries to do it is the big match against Kaiba on Pegasus castle. The match where Kaiba literally says that if Yugi wins the duel, hes gonna fall off the castle to his death. Atem is all for it, but Yugi, Tea, and everyone else is telling him to stop.
That also leads to little Yugis wangst about the whole thing and his poor match against Mai afterward. The trust between Atem and Yugi was shaken and both are kind of scared of what depths theyll sink to win.
About what
>I only watched the 4kids version and they said Yami was his actual name. They never used terms like Yami Bakura and such.
Thats just 4Kids Shenanigans, like how the Shadow Realm doesnt actually exist and people simply die.
>What happened to the mind crushes though? Seems like a pretty powerful ability and he just stopped using it after like season 1
You see, thats where the "Dark" comes about. Destroying peoples mind is kind of horrible and doesnt make him much better than the other Yamis running around or Pegasus since hes basically putting people through games of life and death.
Its a big plot point of the early manga for Atem to STOP doing that because hes making his spirit darker and darker for it. When he stops, its also a sign that hes becoming "kinder" and listens to his friends since the last time he tries to do it is the big match against Kaiba on Pegasus castle. The match where Kaiba literally says that if Yugi wins the duel, hes gonna fall off the castle to his death. Atem is all for it, but Yugi, Tea, and everyone else is telling him to stop.
That also leads to little Yugis wangst about the whole thing and his poor match against Mai afterward. The trust between Atem and Yugi was shaken and both are kind of scared of what depths theyll sink to win.
A random background character making a fucking mess for like 10 chapters.
t. butthurt harem/moefag
>she just gets hotter
All that drama for a slideshow ending is always shit.
No wonder people are up in arms. Full of CG with shitty character design. Pretty sure a lot of the characters in that were CG too
ITT: post your life changing show
Heres mine
>restarted in 2017
typo, 2016
DESTROY US ALL!
DESTROY US ALL!
DESTROY US ALL!
Sorry... Can't. Newfag here ;)
REALLY HOW DO I FIX MY DADS COMPUTER HELL BE HOMME SOON PLEASE IM SORRY JUST PLEASE
>>746048860
Whi DIDN'T think of that as a kid. Too bad it didnt fit
>>746062545
Man I remember when that happened. Good times. I feel old now.
>>746063089
Guess nostalgic bait doesn't work in a thread full of oldfags...
>>746052353
Finally a true oldfag.
shhh. I'll tell you later
>>746049015
Sup fellow newgrounder.
You brought me the best nostalgia today. Thank you.
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>>746055066
Nice dubs true oldfag
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>>746054244
Found the newfag testing out his new buzzwords
>>746049906
>Dr octaganapus
Or whatever the fuck his name was
>>746045935
I ignore these threads.
>>746047835
newfag bait
>it actually worked
>>746048434
Thanks. I've been checking in at my local toy store to see if the fuckers returned to the dollar bin for three years (they haven't).
>>746063182
I have been here a long time and seen a lot of shit on here.
>>746048518
Oh god why!
First time I came to site it was the Oprah and over 6000 penises story.
Never did it, but i used to laugh my ass off on the 'call gamestop and ask for Battletoads'
Also, roody poos and peanut butter
Giga pudding
lastly milton will never be meme
I remember when Lowtax made terrible electronic music, then sold all of his synths/gear.
Steal of the Century is still hilarious.
>>746048707
Triforce is off
hey eter
>>746050861
Jeez....too fucking soon dude!!
>>746046956
Girugamesh!
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>>746056950
I'm an oldfag to the max but who is that guy?
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>>746045935
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
>>746069244
God I remember when my friend showed me a bunch of these pictures when I was in highschool.
anyone remember this shit?
>>746050861
wait... something's wrong with her, but i can't figure out what it is.
>>746059710
was in 10th grade "health" class. announcement over PA.
OLIOLIOLIOLIOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
So, back in 2008, some preschool teacher dressed as Pedobear for Halloween and posted pics here. Here they are.
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>>746070379
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Heres my proof. Kind of oldfag.
Linetrap
>>746045935
anyone got battle toad screen caps?
>>746045935
one time funnyjunk.com
also albinoblacksheep.com
before the gayness
>>746053976
MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
I'm so oldfag that I was there at the front line in the first 4chumblr war.
I also realize that I'm a fucking loser.
>>746054244
let me tell you a story....
one time.... you were gay.
teh end.
>>746050137
Holy fuck Starterupsteve! Completely forgot about that site.
>>746048813
Pandemic you child
>>746070853
More proof....enjoy
>>746058612
newfags.
congrats, you barely made it.
>>746049015
Piccos school
Double u tee snax
https://comfy.moe/yfpvug.mp3
>>746061758
lonely schizo with a computer.
>>746053794
is it HIV AIDS again?
>>746056188
ah. . .there it is. nice dubs by the way.
The tom green raids were a thing when I started browsing this shit show....
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get fucked idiots
>>7nigger46072939
>>746071616
I was legit scrolling just for this, someone remembers.. <3
>>746072422
I like your dubs
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>>746045935
i remember trying to put my dick in one of these because it sounds like an amazing idea but the plastic seams were kind of sharp and it just hurt
>>746073047
benis
>>746045935
can you watch my milk while i google how to triforce?
>>746048860
The plastic edges and creases on the plastic would've ruined it
>>746048860
they're basically like the fifis inmates make in prison.
>>746047352
no, your dick would need to be tiny, the plastic is generic shit quality, and the physics of it would cause it to stay in place onto the surface of you cock since all these things do is roll around if you pushed on it
>>746050471
end
>>746047835
That shit took a minute to see.
>>746074342
then use lube
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>>746073085
I accidentally the milk
>>746047242
My sides
this is like my seventh hard drive since i started coming here soo...
this i guess.
no ban plz
>>746075791
>posting cat claiming to be oldfag
